Annoying problem with the neighbourhoods.

[YoungFresh]

Alright, so last year I moved up in a new appartment, pretty cool, I say.

In my first night there, I was watching something on TV while my mom was sleeping when I have heared some screams from above me (woman screams) and something was scarting. I was instantly thinking that there is a couple who is making sex and I believe those proofs were right to confirm it.

So since that day I am kinda fearing to sleep in my mom's room, because I don't really wanna hear that idiots f*cking when I am talking with my mom or sh*t.

But that the situation became worse, they are talking loud like f*cking hell when I am sleeping at night and I cannot sleep because of them, making me go crazy and punch anything in my room. We are at the 1st floor and they are just above us, at the second floor.

I have understood once, twice, but this continues and it pisses the sh*t outta me and I cannot have a f*cking good sleep because of those idiots.

So, as serious you can answer me, what the f*ck shall I do, it's so f*cking annoying to hear their f*cking conversation all the night and I have to wake up in the morning to go to school.

I can say they are a couple of 25-30 aged and I haven't seen them that much or talked with them.

I need some help.

[Slynke]

Why are you trying to sleep with your mom?

[Fnorg]

Whoa there, you're sleeping in your mom's bedroom?

 

Anyway, whenever my douche neighbor plays music too loud, I passively aggressively play music louder or bang the wooden part of a hammer against my radiator. But none of that is interesting since you seem to be making sex with your mother.

[TommyMufc-Champs]

You sleep with your mom?

[Moonshield]

You sleep with your mom?

Well I mean, who doesn't? OP's mom is pretty good at handies.

[Wordsworth]

Everyone sleeps in his mom's room.

[Harrisboy]

Most men, with testosterone and a pair of testicles, would knock on the bloody door and do something about it.

[Mati]

This made me lol. Sleeping with your mom?

I dunno what you should do. Maybe just tell them to stop f**king so loud cause if they dont stop you have to sleep with your mother. That should make them stop.

[Moonshield]

Clearly the best course of action would be for you and your mom to be louder than them.

[Niko_Vercetti7]

 

Birthday: 22 January 1995

 

I rest my case

[Robinski]

You could always, you know, if you were brave... ask them politely to keep it down at night? You don't have to say anything that would be awkward if they really keep you awake just by talking. You claim to be 15 so I imagine your usual bed time isn't exactly early, so I doubt they'd mind keeping it down after a certain time.

 

E: Don't pussy out and be "that guy" who puts a passive-aggressive note through their door with no name though. Everybody hates that guy.

Edited November 29, 2010 by Robinski

[NickRad]

WTF you sleep with your mom O_o

[Mr.Mister]

Scream with your mom in bed. That will shut em up

[Harrisboy]

I don't think this was the reception OP was expecting.

[Ryan]

For f*ck sakes, you're 15. Grow some balls and stop sleeping with your mom.

[Runey]

Clearly the best course of action would be for you and your mom to be louder than them.

The best advice in the topic. Spot on.

[Rougarou]

Here's what you do

 

1.Blast porn through your speakers as loud as you can

 

2. make sure you annoy the f*ck out of them so they can go down to your apartment and knock on your door

 

3.Make sure your door is unlocked so they can enter in easily

 

4. Stand there naked with your dick tucked in a wear a robe so your flashing your mangina at them.

 

for sure your crummy annoying neighbors will be no more!

[Lemus 91]

You live in a apartment.. deal with it. I live in apartments and my neighbors will bitch because i took showers at 2am and they didn't like listening to the noise at night.. the running water i mean. And because i will open and close doors constantly that it will shake their apt. Who gives a f*ck, you live in a apartment, you'll have to go thru that sh*t. It's part of living.

[Rougarou]

You live in a apartment.. deal with it. I live in apartments and my neighbors will bitch because i took showers at 2am and they didn't like listening to the noise at night.. the running water i mean. And because i will open and close doors constantly that it will shake their apt. Who gives a f*ck, you live in a apartment, you'll have to go thru that sh*t. It's part of living.

do you live next to old people by any chance?

[Runey]

My neighbors yell all night and play loud music. I just deal with it. You should too.

[Tyler]

I live in an apartment with a similar sort of problem. My difference is the people are loud because of the amount of parties they throw. You know what I do? I slowly walk upstairs and threaten to castrate the male if they don't shut the hell up. Since you're so young, I'd recommend bringing a knife, as opposed to my garden shears. A knife lets them know you aren't messing around, and your youth will make them think you are going to be a crazy serial killer when you grow up, which always prompts respect.

[Harrisboy]

I live in an apartment with a similar sort of problem. My difference is the people are loud because of the amount of parties they throw. You know what I do? I slowly walk upstairs and threaten to castrate the male if they don't shut the hell up. Since you're so young, I'd recommend bringing a knife, as opposed to my garden shears. A knife lets them know you aren't messing around, and your youth will make them think you are going to be a crazy serial killer when you grow up, which always prompts respect.

Most people that pull a knife without the intention of actually using it on someone, will either get laughed at or be disarmed and stabbed with it themselves.

 

I must say, that was a terrible bit of advice.

[Tyler]

Most people that pull a knife without the intention of actually using it on someone, will either get laughed at or be disarmed and stabbed with it themselves.

 

I must say, that was a terrible bit of advice.

Oh I'm sorry that you know such pussies bro. Next time hang out with real men.

 

 

[Sauron]

I think there was a little something called earplugs invented last century. Perhaps you should invest.

[Rougarou]

I live in an apartment with a similar sort of problem. My difference is the people are loud because of the amount of parties they throw. You know what I do? I slowly walk upstairs and threaten to castrate the male if they don't shut the hell up. Since you're so young, I'd recommend bringing a knife, as opposed to my garden shears. A knife lets them know you aren't messing around, and your youth will make them think you are going to be a crazy serial killer when you grow up, which always prompts respect.

or he could always sift through mommys panty drawer and push away the crack, and seamen covered underwear and use a gun! come on doesn't everybody around the world keep guns in there underwear drawer? i know i do!!!

[macorules94]

Aren't apartments supposed to have soundproof walls, floors, and ceilings? If not, make it!

[Tyler]

Aren't apartments supposed to have soundproof walls, floors, and ceilings? If not, make it!

Where the f*ck did you hear that, from the butler in your mansion? Seriously, you're lucky to not hear the neighbour's toilet flush in an apartment.

[Runey]

Aren't apartments supposed to have soundproof walls, floors, and ceilings? If not, make it!

Yeah, because the rent's not high enough as it is.

[YoungFresh]

I have said I am not sleeping with my mom f*cking read, I have meant that in case I wanna go there since we have 2 beds, there's gonna be more sh*t to be heared. f*cking useless posts.

[Runey]

 

I have said I am not sleeping with my mom f*cking read, I have meant that in case I wanna go there since we have 2 beds, there's gonna be more sh*t to be heared. f*cking useless posts.

Hey, you're the one bitching on an internet forum about your noisy neighbors. If it bothers you that much, grow a pair of balls and tell them to shut the f*ck up when you're trying to sleep.

 

Or just do like I do and ignore the sh*t.