dog_day_sunrise Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 UPHILL MURDER: WORK OF SERIAL KILLERS? & other crap that's quite evidently either viral advertising or someone's joke What Weston Super Mare Herald? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyzoot Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 NEW DRUG TURNING PEOPLE VIOLENT The Sun has discovered a new drug that is turning ordinary people into violent killers. The Sun can exclusively reveal that this new drug, believed to be from Eastern Europe, affects the brain and triggers a reflex in the brain that can turn anyone into mindless killing machines. The drug that is often referred to by the street name of ‘Gungho’ has just come to this country a week ago from the Poland. It is believed to have been brought to this country by Polish immigrants and is now becoming popular with British partygoers. However most worryingly of all is that the drug has been used by leaders of religious cults. The drug was used by Ted and Shirley Stein who will forever be associated with the Glastonbury Cult Killings just over a week ago that resulted in a family of four being strangled to death in their home and The Sun believes that the other family member, Mark Wells, has been kidnapped by the Cult which some say spreads across England... Sounds kind of like bullsh*t, huh? Especially considering it was posted in The Sun. What do you think about this? The Daily Express IMMIGRANTS INFECTING THE COUNTRY Eastern Europeans are infecting the country with a new drug called ‘Gungho’. Polish citizens who come over to our country to make a living have found a new customer base in the South West of England where the club scene has been affected forever with the arrival of the new drug. However in a horrific twist on this story the drug has extraordinary side effects as it can turn people into walking killers. It is believed the drug has been the cause for a string of murders starting with the Glastonbury Cult Killing and spreading to Bristol. Police have described it as a war-zone and more manpower has been sent to the area to try to contain the situation. But some people feel it is hopeless. Daily Express. Racist as usual Play along. What would you do if you woke up this morning and read this in the newspaper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyzoot Posted December 4, 2010 Author Share Posted December 4, 2010 DRUG IS NOT THE CAUSE The cause of the South West Killings is now no longer believed to be the reason for the behaviour of hundreds of citizens in the South West of England, police stated tonight. An official enquiry, that has taken place over the last day, has ruled that no foreign substances were discovered in the bodies of the tainted citizens. This has squashed many scientist’s theories and they are now believed to be frantically searching for a new reason why some citizens have become violent and resorted to killing innocent people. AL QAEDA BEHIND VIRUS The Sun can exclusively reveal that Al Qaeda forces are behind the virus that is sweeping the South West of England and turning people violent. The Sun learned from a top secret document that Al Qaeda have been planning this attack for the last year and that MI6 have been aware of their plans for months but had no idea when they were going to strike. This is believed to be the first step in a biological war between Al Qaeda and the Western world. PRESIDENT OBAMA ON VIRUS President Barack Obama made a short statement in a Washington Press Conference today and offered his ‘sincere condolences’ and ‘wished’ England the best in dealing with the crisis that has hit the South West of England. David Cameron is expected to make an official statement at some point this morning. sh*t is getting serious. What's your reaction to this? What are your plans now? Is it time to start panicking over this terrorist attack? Play along. What would you do if you woke up this morning and read this in the newspaper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Where's the source for this cult business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog_day_sunrise Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Where's the source for this cult business? Nowhere. It's entirely spurious, with no attributed sources, and no indication in any of the mentioned newspaper's websites. In fact, a number of the aforementioned papers don't even exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 It would seem everyone is blind to the truth. Don't forget to read the fine print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WedgeAntilles Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 12 bore locked and f*cking loaded. Thank f*ck I've got my plan sorted. Lets see them f*ckers try to spread north. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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