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GTA IV - Maded for Porn


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GTA IV is designed for porn videos. Hot Coffe for San Andreas was just piece of cake for small children.

Yes, GTA IV - that game is worse than Rapelay. And with my small modification you can f*ck there like an animal!

 

 

 

And dont forget to tell me your opinion!

 

-mod contravenes rules, GK.

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And I thought I was lonely and pathetic.

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I was wondering when some middle-aged bloke in his parent's basement would think of this.

 

kudos, pepikJS icon14.gif

 

 

And with my small modification you can f*ck there like an animal!

LOL

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The only good thing about this video was that I found out about the worlds oldest pornstar, Hard at age 75 lol

I didnt even watch the video. I know Im silly but THAT silly?

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screw you what the hell is this you..........****@@@#####

What is this? I explain you - before a child is born, man and woman must... ehhhh.. forget it - bee pollinate a flower and... nothing. Just some guy dance with woman on bed very funny dance. Thats all...

Or show this video to daddy and ask him what it is all about.

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And it's not even April...

Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns.

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Daddy, what are they doing?

"Go sleep sonny, I have here some unfinished business..."

"Why mommy cries?"

"She´s fine, dont worry and go sleep..."

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haven't looked at it (I'm at school) but I might in the future. sounds amusing!

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Next time: GTA IV - Swingers party - first GTA IV porn with story! Nico Bellic and his old nasty mother came in hotel room full of sexual activity. Wrong door. But then it comes - total orgy - fatal incest. Interracial and old-young stuff on bed, kitchen unit, couch 69 and oral fantasies in hot tub. GTA IV is hot as summer barbecue!

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Nico Bellic and his old nasty mother came in hotel room full of sexual activity.

wut

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How about this:

 

Name: At the bowling alley.

Actors: Niko Bellic, Candy Suxxx, Roman Bellic.

Scenario: Niko and Roman go bowling like every other day. An almost naked woman, Candy sits and watches them. She doesnt watch their throws but their d**ks. Roman has to go to the bathroom. Niko makes a wrong swing and the bowling ball lands in Candy´s ahem. To read more gimme 1000 bucks biggrin.gif

 

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This topic clearly shows why many members are prejudiced against the IV section. Because it's chock full of this kind of sh*t.

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How about this:

 

Name: At the bowling alley.

Actors: Niko Bellic, Candy Suxxx, Roman Bellic.

Scenario: Niko and Roman go bowling like every other day. An almost naked woman, Candy sits and watches them. She doesnt watch their throws but their d**ks. Roman has to go to the bathroom. Niko makes a wrong swing and the bowling ball lands in Candy´s ahem. To read more gimme 1000 bucks biggrin.gif

You are hired as my screenplay writter! I need just only one thing - some kind of dildo modification. Why is dildo missing in GTA IV, GTA SA has some dildos... ahhh... curse you Rockstar, more dildos next time! I have topless modification for strippers but no dildos, how can I now shoot that "art 69 swinger bowling movie", hah?

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How about this:

 

Name: At the bowling alley.

Actors: Niko Bellic, Candy Suxxx, Roman Bellic.

Scenario: Niko and Roman go bowling like every other day. An almost naked woman, Candy sits and watches them. She doesnt watch their throws but their d**ks. Roman has to go to the bathroom. Niko makes a wrong swing and the bowling ball lands in Candy´s ahem. To read more gimme 1000 bucks biggrin.gif

You are hired as my screenplay writter! I need just only one thing - some kind of dildo modification. Why is dildo missing in GTA IV, GTA SA has some dildos... ahhh... curse you Rockstar, more dildos next time! I have topless modification for strippers but no dildos, how can I now shoot that "art 69 swinger bowling movie", hah?

Yeah, I always thought of becoming a porn writer biggrin.gif

How about this:

Candy´s ahem hurts, she is mad and kicks Niko in the balls so they have to do some 69 to heal the wounds. Suddenly Roman comes in and wants to join but he reveals his big secret: He is a girl so he needs to use a dildo. confused.gif

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Is it possible to make Pegorino make love to a flying rat? That would be really awesome...

can Kate and Packie get it on?

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Is it possible to make Pegorino make love to a flying rat? That would be really awesome...

can Kate and Packie get it on?

loool

 

How about Niko and Mallorie?

sh*t, we really have some nasty minds.

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would this work for RDR as well? then we could bring in a whole variety or animals! I'd love to see Brucie make love to a wolf, Dwayne "ride" a horse, or Elizabeta and Manny have a threesome with a bear!

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