Predator 4,347 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Nobody does whatever they like, Umberto, they do whatever you let them do! Edited March 11, 2015 by NiggaFromGanton Link to post Share on other sites
Node 224 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) "Tommy, if I have a disagreement with someone, I mail them an angry letter; maybe I pee in their mailbox. I don't start World War III. " - Ken Edited March 12, 2015 by ED-E 4 Link to post Share on other sites
PhillBellic 24,564 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Probably not very Legendary, but I find the following awesome. "Useless. Florida. Moron." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MyNameIsNotImportantBro 856 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Real Smooth Lance... Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 5,454 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Hmmm...nice bike Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Sonny, you have my personal assurance that I'm gonna get you your money back, and the drugs, and I'm gonna mail you the dicks of those responsible. Link to post Share on other sites
pianoir 257 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 "You know, Ken. I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship... After all, you're a conniving, backstabbing, two-bit thief and I'm a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer." 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 DISCOVER THE EXCITEMENT OF THE SCIENCE OF MUSIC YOURSELF AT SYNTH AND SONS, THE HOME OF KEYBOARDS! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jaylenpizarro12 26 Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 tommy vercetti you rememer me? Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 2,724 Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 "There's only one thing that will save you. A highly fortified structure in the shape of the most powerful thing on the planet, me. Degenerates will ruin this great city. In my wonderful book I tell of the impending disaster about to befall this planet, nuclear holocaust, plagues of flying rodents, the seas rising up and turning yellow. It is coming, it is written by me but you can save yourself. Contribute to the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund, pick up your telephone call now, 1-866-9SAVEME" Pastor Richards' salvation fund ad n°2 I love this caricature of the way the religions and sects play on an impending apocalypse to better steal people, it's epic. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
heatimusZ4_ 19 Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 *Cutscene opens with Diaz keeping pressing the eject button on his VHS but it won't do it* "EJECT! PLASTIC CRAP! You doing this to me? Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic sh*t? AAARRGH!" Not that legendary but sure Diaz's anger issues is something I would remember from VC when he's pissed. Link to post Share on other sites
xSapphirePlayz 197 Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 12 hours ago, heatimusZ4_ said: *Cutscene opens with Diaz keeping pressing the eject button on his VHS but it won't do it* "EJECT! PLASTIC CRAP! You doing this to me? Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic sh*t? AAARRGH!" Not that legendary but sure Diaz's anger issues is something I would remember from VC when he's pissed. Diaz: It ate my favorite Burro movie, it die! What else could I do? Tommy: It's probably not plugged in... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Blasteddotz 14 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Hmm, nice bike. is my favourite sentence. Link to post Share on other sites
Lancerator 1,218 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 "Sonny... I am pregant" "Tell me you still got the PUBES!" "MOM!!! MOM!!!" 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
xSapphirePlayz 197 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Lancerator said: "Sonny... I am pregant" "Tell me you still got the PUBES!" "MOM!!! MOM!!!" "I´ve been sitting in this chair, sucking this dick, all night with the lights off" "These gorillas are gonna come down here and screw my ass and cum inside" "Sush, relax" 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites
cerdopalo 45 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 you tok fiften out of me sony and now im gona make you pay Link to post Share on other sites
MariasFido 10 Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 TOMMY VERCETTI REMEMBER THE NAME!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Smashmanplays 7 Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 "I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you" Link to post Share on other sites
Nasloye 9 Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Lance: No one to cover your ass now, eh, Tommy? Tommy: YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU BACKSTABBING PRICK! Link to post Share on other sites
DR:BUSTA 1,365 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) Shut up Sit down Relax I'll tell you what we gonna do We gonna find who took our cocaine And then I am gonna kill them Edited November 17, 2020 by DR:BUSTA 1 Link to post Share on other sites
AIcatraz 129 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 "You have my personal assurance that i'm going to get your money back and the drugs, And then i'm going to mail you the dicks of those responsible." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
5YearsOnEastCoast 13 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 It's time for LANCE VANCE DANCE! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
vcfan1991 96 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 TOMMY VERCETTI, REMEMBER THE NAME and ofc "you the man, man! [cajones]" Link to post Share on other sites
gluserty 66 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Tommy Vercetti: "I'm gonna rip him two!" (I think it's a badass thing to say, plus I like that Tommy is protective of Mr. Kelly, and that causes him to be genuinely ticked off at money Sonny & his soon-to-be-capped collectors). Link to post Share on other sites
_ROM30_ 41 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 On 10/9/2011 at 5:02 PM, vnus_dmlo said: Quote Who are these pricks anyway ? Lawyer pricks,rug-wearing pricks,im surrounded by pricks. I was gonna say the most legendary of Vice City is "Prick" but thats not exactly a sentence now haha so this sums it up in a sentence. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Danesz 17 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 "Show me you got some BIG cojones!" Link to post Share on other sites
Blaze 14,224 Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites
OH76 230 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 "This is the last dance for Lance Vance!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
