Which sentence is the most legendary?!

[georgewlee 0]

Which sentence tommy said you think is the most freaking nice?

[PrAggro 5]

"I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels sh*t in my face!"

[QwertyAAA 2]

"I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels sh*t in my face!"

That was Ken.

[AH64Hunter 7]

"This is the last dance for lance vance!"

[cladeakacool 1]

on last mission " keep your friends close " , tommy said to lance " this is the last CHANCE for LANCE VANCE to DANCE " . also when we are to kill sonny, tommy said - you took 15 years of mine sonny , its time for you to give the pay back .

[Diego Mustard 21]

I like this one out of every sentence he said:

 

"Go get some sleep(, seriously)"

[silentsharklol 8]

Tommy to Sonny: "No, I just wanted to piss you off before i killed you."

[cladeakacool 1]

i have many of them

 

mission keep your friends close - sorry tommy , this is vicre city , this is bussiness

your going down you backstabing prick

no one to cover your ass now eh tommy

come here you double crossing piece of sh*t

you picked the worng side lance

theres aint up north either , its all down south now

 

but most legendry is :- you took 15 yrs from me sonny and now i am gonna make you pay

[runet54 3]

"I don't have the Money, Sonny!"

[Carbonox 1,013]

Gotta be "Dumb, Florida, moron." That one never goes old.

[runet54 3]

Gotta be "Dumb, Florida, moron." That one never goes old.

.hahaha i cheated on that mission "bigbang" instant mission passed

[Hitman843 47]

Who are these pricks anyway ? Lawyer pricks,rug-wearing pricks,im surrounded by pricks.

[BadaBing15 1]

Tommy wearing golf attire= "Is this me?"

Unknown gay man= "NICE ASS BABY!!"

 

 

Hahahaha, gets me everytime

[Raptomex 55]

"I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you."

[Vercetti Fan 0]

This is a quote I always liked: "I did your wife! You poor bastard!"

[_Rob_ 71]

Who does this guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with him? I like this shirt.

[Columbo 16]

Ken Rosenberg: What the hell are we gonna do?

Tommy Vercetti: Shut up, sit down, relax. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna find out who took our cocaine, and then, I'm gonna kill them.

Edited August 29, 2011 by Columbo

[Arsen Vitiuk 529]

Mine is:

 

"The fishermen are in thores of passion with the nympho invaders when the giant shark comes in and just bites their dicks off!"

[GTArv 6]

Just keep the cameras pointed at the poontang.

 

Sort of rhymes and I feel it has an 80s ring to it, for some strange reason.

[ABOOTH664 0]

This Is The Last Dance For Lance Vance

[Blaze 14,057]

Ricardo Diaz: It eats my favorite El Burro movie, it die! What else could I do?

Tommy Vercetti: It's probably not plugged in.

 

Every time

[vnus_dmlo 237]

Who are these pricks anyway ? Lawyer pricks,rug-wearing pricks,im surrounded by pricks.

[Jool 4]

"This is the last dance for lance vance!"

This.

[Senex Iunior 1]

on last mission " keep your friends close " , tommy said to lance " this is the last CHANCE for LANCE VANCE to DANCE " . also when we are to kill sonny, tommy said - you took 15 years of mine sonny , its time for you to give the pay back .

lolwut

 

My favorite: "You took fifteen years from me, Sonny, and now I'm gonna make you pay!"

[wildstyle91 13]

"Now I've got to dress like a chump aswell as hang out with him, I like this shirt."

[Kalev4ever 11]

Kent Paul: "Tommy, Paulo here, que pasa amigo?"

Tommy: "What do you want, Paul? I don´t want any fake label clothes."

 

I don´t know why, but I always laughed at it

 

The ending of that phone call was also hilarious:

Kent Paul: "Seriously, don´t forget about me, after all I done for you."

Tommy: "That´s what I´m trying to forget about."

[guib 8]

"I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you!"

 

The way Tommy said this is soooooooooo awesome!

[m8son 114]

"Looks like your protection needs more protection."

[TrialzGTAS 41]

"No, I just wanted to piss you off before i killed you."

 

But overall in the game, it has to be what the cops say "Don't make me run, I get all sweaty!" My dad and I always had a crack with that!

[cody141 0]

Lance in the mission Rub out:

 

'Hey,Tommy,can my room have the view of the bay?'

 

I always laugh when he says that