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LeRay0409

Yeah but your in london.

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.2D

Wuts the happs niggahs? smile.gif

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Marshy-Hex
Wuts the happs niggahs? smile.gif

niggaz gon' hate on a playa wit' chedda', best believe that, straite strength shotta'

 

Seriously now:-

I got a college open evening in half an hour, gonna take a look around and then head for the kfc! colgate.gif

Then head home and possibly go on the xBox. biggrin.gif

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LeRay0409

Story Time:

 

So Kirsty a girl from work, has been getting phone calls and texts everyday all day from a lad who knows her but she does not know him..

 

So i took his number and started randomly texting him.. He rang me today just after work and said...

 

Oi, watch ya gonna die...

 

To which i replied with a laugh and a alright then.

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Marshy-Hex
Story Time:

 

So Kirsty a girl from work, has been getting phone calls and texts everyday all day from a lad who knows her but she does not know him..

 

So i took his number and started randomly texting him.. He rang me today just after work and said...

 

Oi, watch ya gonna die...

 

To which i replied with a laugh and a alright then.

Did he actually say 'oi'? If so, that's pretty queer.

 

And if he's going to kill you, how can you watch it, seeing as though you will be dying?

 

Personally, I would of argued with the c*nt, 'cos that's what I'm like.

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LeRay0409

Yeah he said Oi twice

 

I would have argued and been like, well i will watch it when im dead and sh*t but i was on the bus and was just about to get off.

 

I have Assassins Creed Brotherhood on the way ;]

Edited by LeRay0409

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.2D

You should have asked him for some good old fashioned, nude fisticuffs.

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Tyler

Best American Response (what I would have said);

 

"Okay, flaming stalker... f*ckface... I want you to take a step back and literally f*ck YOUR OWN FACE!"

 

 

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i like coffee enemas

I'd stay vigilant if I were you LeRay. Like a FOX. That guy sounded like he meant business. Stay safe. I'll pray for you <3

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LeRay0409

Ill stay vigilant when i am dead...

 

f*ck worry about things f*ck the people attempting to scare me, ill be scared and worried when i am dead..

 

I've had a new out look on life since that bitch decided to screw me over and go to another lad...

 

Why both with worry, doubt and such.. no point just makes your life and day harder.

 

Kinko,

 

Oh i loved it let me quote it for the fun

 

 

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who the f*ck is that twat?

 

Yeah.....

 

You're an idiot.

 

Although slightly edited it seems better.

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Tyler

I still liked mine better.

 

You know what they say, mockery is the sincerest form of

 

blow me

 

 

 

 

 

I'm eating some Mcdonalds breakfast... this stuff ROCKS.

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LeRay0409
I'm eating some Mcdonalds breakfast... this stuff ROCKS.

You realize i practically live at McDonalds right...

 

And yes the breaky does rock, especially the pancakes..

 

Ladz ATT Tonight?

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GTAking33

Your clan is so unoriginal I am going to go make a stupid topic bashing it. tounge.giflol.gif

 

How are you guys?

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LeRay0409

Do as you please sir i will shove my cock so far down your throat you'll down from cum.... tounge.gif

 

 

I dont know why im posting.

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.2D

Drown* smile.gif

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i like coffee enemas

How am I, King? How am I? Is that what you're asking me? Well, I'm feeling like absolute f*cking sh*t on a daily basis. I'm nothing but an unaccomplished, pitiful little spec of a man with no hope of happiness and no prespect of having a better life anytime soon in the forseeable future. Thanks for asking.

 

I'm on a constant f*cking downer and I'm absolutely f*cking sick of it! I just wanna be able to wake up happy, feel like I've accomplished something with my day and go to bed happy, but no, when you're living my f*cking pitiful mediocre existance that's far too f*cking much to ask. Been here almost 5 months and got sweet f*ck all to show for it. Woo, I have a job. Big f*cking whoop. And now I'm living to f*cking work. I don't have any proper friends here, I can't find a woman (less said about that f*cking situation the f*cking better - Let's just say I WISH I could say something and get all of this off my f*cking chest!) I hate life here and I pretty much hope for the seas to rise and take me and this f*cking poxy little island straight to f*cking hell right where we f*cking belong on a daily f*cking basis. It could all end in one fell swoop. At least then I'd get some f*cking closure.

 

So yeah, I'm in a constant pisser of a mood. How about you? Life's treating you better I hope? mad.gif

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Marshy-Hex

Well Leelee, that sounds pretty damn sh*tty!

 

I'd love to offer advice to try and help you out, but I have none. I do however, have some advice if you have trouble sleeping?

I recently discovered that if you have trouble sleeping, close your eyes and imagine it's morning, imagine your alarm clock just went off and it's a day at work, you will soon be asleep, works for me!

 

Another tip - Never drink cat urine.

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Tyler

Leelee, forgive my response here, but why don't you jet? Get the f*ck out of there if it's that bad to you. Is there a special reason why you're there? Is your family sick or something? If so, just remind yourself that's why you need to stay happy, if only for them and now. I don't mean to be a boner killer, seeing as I have a bout of insomnia as we speak, but speaking form experience, if you really feel that sh*tty about it, then just run away and do something else with life man.

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Leelee, forgive my response here, but why don't you jet? Get the f*ck out of there if it's that bad to you. Is there a special reason why you're there? Is your family sick or something? If so, just remind yourself that's why you need to stay happy, if only for them and now. I don't mean to be a boner killer, seeing as I have a bout of insomnia as we speak, but speaking form experience, if you really feel that sh*tty about it, then just run away and do something else with life man.

Try my advice for insomnia, it helped me last night, tricking the brain into sleep, a wonderful act!

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GTAking33
Another tip - Never drink cat urine.

This.

 

 

LeeLee I'm extremely sorry to hear that your life is sh*t at the moment. And I wish I could somehow help. I understand how you feel about being useless I feel like a bum a lot probably cause I am. But then I realise how many people still love me and I'm happy again. biggrin.gif

 

But yeah besides sometimes regreting my existence I'm pretty good.

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LeRay0409

I have ACB.

 

Well finally read all the post's..

 

Seems like leelee is over complicating this situation which has come into his palm...

 

Seems like he needs to move his arse back to Nottingham.

Edited by LeRay0409

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i like coffee enemas

GRRROOOOWWWLLL

 

LeRoy Menkins: I am not overcomplicating the situation. This is a VERY complicated situation that MUST be handled with the utmost tact. I'm afraid this situation may take my soul. This is the one that's going to just *TIP* me over the edge. Huzzah for insanity! biggrin.gif

 

Gonna have to just pig out on mountain dew all day again! If nothing else, it'll send me euphoric! alien.gif

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LeRay0409

Sounds like youve thought it out good.

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Tyler

Looks like a move is finalised fellers. I reckon I'll be hitting the old dusty trail by late December - say 28th or so. I was planning on moving to a little island called Shi- Shetland... anyone have some spare rooms open?

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i like coffee enemas

Well, works becoming awkward. Very awkward indeed. What, with certain "developments." Now, to top it off my boss and manager blatantly dislike me, for whatever reason, I don't know. I usually just keep myself to myself and get on with my work. The whole situations pretty perplexing. I've done nothing to exacerbate either of them. They can barely stand talking to me lately, and I don't even receive a courteous "hello" when I or they walk through the door anymore. Good times! biggrin.gif

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LeRay0409

I've just had a panic attack at work...

 

Now i am so aggitated i am unable to do anything sad.gif

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Tyler

Guess who's getting a muthaf*cking xbox negros?

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Guess who's getting a muthaf*cking xbox negros?

is it... bobby f*cking darin?!! Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

 

i'd like to give a courteous "hello" to you, leelee. and a cookie.gif to leray for his bad work day confused.gif . miss you buggers on live. hope to see you tomorrow/ this weekend. smile.gif

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Tyler

Ha, I'm surprised you guessed my Avatar that fast! But yes, tonight I shall go to Wal-mart and pick up a new xbox, thanks to my drives of cash that I found. I'm thinking of either playing GTAIV, Reach or Mass Effect. Hmm hard choice, but I'll see who's online later today when I come home. Leelee, get ready for some GANG MATCHES!!!!

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LeRay0409

So lads Organized Chaos at 6 tonight?

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