TenEightyOne Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 GTAV Hertfordshire - a work in progress. By progress I mean I was in a silly mood and will probably never edit this Introduction This is the game that (for some reason) has never been seen before. Set in and around the leafy hamlets of Herfordshire we see the dirty underbelly of the right wing ruling classes in all their rat-toothed tweed-clad snorting awfulness. As the protagonist (Helena Smythington-Warburg, a twenty-something Sloane ranger with a taste for tight jodphurs, fast horses and faster convertibles) we battle to become rich by beating the book-keepers, dodging the horse-traders, buying and selling top-end motors, trading country piles and robbing befuddled elderley millionaires. Helena is used to being on top and giving a beating... bareback. Using a range of never-before-bothered-with weapons such as riding crops, stiletto heels, heavy Louis Vitton handbags, chihuahuas, canapes and extremely large hats you'll take Helena through a steeplechase of ups and downs on the way to county-wide domination. Minigames Step Down: Walking down a 17th Century flagstone staircase in 8-inch heels No Way to Turn: No-handed car racing (applying lipstick and phoning agency) Rotten Borough: Obvious, isn't it?Sloane Alone: Fight off a horde of zombies attacking your country mansion (warning: idea may not be entirely original) 10 Grand National: Attempt to rig a national flat race using landmines. Great fun! Tunnel Vision: Despatch your love-rival in a mysterious tunnel-based car accident in a foreign capital. Harder than it sounds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokrie Dela Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 this is a joke right? I mean really? The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. Click here to view my Poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcis_speed6 Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Strange names i see these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentSeas Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 What next, GTA: Bedfordshire or GTA: Essex??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenEightyOne Posted November 9, 2010 Author Share Posted November 9, 2010 What next, GTA: Bedfordshire or GTA: Essex??? You might have something there! Lots of trucks, I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyla Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Whats wrong with Essex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mati Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Its gonna be hard with this concept. I made one about zombies and not everyone likes the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentSeas Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Whats wrong with Essex? Nothing, its where I live Essex would be a fantastic GTA location providing that it was appearing with London in an Alderney type role. Its got plenty of street crime, diverse environments, interesting people and last but not least, Chavs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyla Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Whats wrong with Essex? Nothing, its where I live Essex would be a fantastic GTA location providing that it was appearing with London in an Alderney type role. Its got plenty of street crime, diverse environments, interesting people and last but not least, Chavs. I'm glad you think like that about Essex. I think it would complement London well in that same respect too. I'm working on a London based concept with Essex in that role, specifically the rural parts and Southend. It's set in the 80s though, so no chavs. @mati: I don't think it's actually a concept. It's humor. A piss take! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwandilibro Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 A sorry excuse for a parody, really. And not to mention sexist. Must really want to be banned, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenEightyOne Posted November 11, 2010 Author Share Posted November 11, 2010 A sorry excuse for a parody, really. And not to mention sexist. Must really want to be banned, huh? A poor parody, I'll give you that... it was simply my puerile answer to some equally puerile (yet disturbingly serious) GTAV scenario threads that I've read in the last few weeks. I'm sorry if it offended you in any way - and I guess the Princess Diana reference must have upset you. I don't see where it was sexist though, I'm sorry to say. Still, accept my apologies for any offence that you felt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuisBellic Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Put some more detail!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwandilibro Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 (edited) A sorry excuse for a parody, really. And not to mention sexist. Must really want to be banned, huh? A poor parody, I'll give you that... it was simply my puerile answer to some equally puerile (yet disturbingly serious) GTAV scenario threads that I've read in the last few weeks. I'm sorry if it offended you in any way - and I guess the Princess Diana reference must have upset you. I don't see where it was sexist though, I'm sorry to say. Still, accept my apologies for any offence that you felt... Why would it offend me? I'm a dude. It might offend those extremely rare female users though, if they happen to stumble upon this somehow. You know how people get. And parody threads drive mods crazy for some reason. Also, you really didn't put that much detail into this. I mean, there wasn't much of a storyline if you ask me......... One thing though, just a note- those stiletto heels would be a nasty motherf*cker when used to stomp somebody. Edited November 11, 2010 by Kwandilibro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceRay Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 I want this game!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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