Best Radio Show?

[ExTreMzoR]

Since we can't do a poll or something. I decided to do a thread on discussing what do you think is the best WCTR segment. You can choose either Area 53, Entertaining America, Gardening With Maurice, The News, or either Lonely Hearts. You can only choose ONE of them. Let's start.

 

I l ike the News, you hear lots of updates throughout the game if you keep listening to WCTR while you are finishing missions from the start to the end. Plus it's very interesting That includes also the other segments too.

Edited September 13, 2019 by lil weasel

[tommy69]

Only one?! But i like the news and entertaining america!

[Marty Jay Williams]

The Tight End Zone is the funniest, followed by I Say You Say.

[Dr. Benway]

Area 53 is the best talk show on radio, because I like paranoied people talking about aliens and goverment secrets. If I remember correctly, there was one time when The Truth called in the show and started talking about... goverment secrets or something like that.

 

The News are also cool, because they report about the events in the game.

[doesntcheatGTA]

News because it reports on stuff happening...(weird). But nothing beats Chatterbox on GTAIII. "But do the wives know about this?" "In their hearts Lazlow, they know they are saved, by ME: FERNANDO MARTINEZ!"

[GTAGangsta58]

News because it reports on stuff happening...(weird). But nothing beats Chatterbox on GTAIII. "But do the wives know about this?" "In their hearts Lazlow, they know they are saved, by ME: FERNANDO MARTINEZ!"

Meh, VCPR on GTA VC is better, and I dont really listen to the whole segments of WCTR, I'll go listen to it, then give u my answer later

[emeryrulz]

Um, Lazlow. Actually anything with Lazlow is awesome.

[ufcdude]

How come Maurice turned into a crazy gardener? He should go back to VCPR and talk about morality like old times.

[Hmmm nice bike]

Maurice from Gardening with Maurice wasn't Maurice Chavez from VCPR. Their accents were totally different

 

Back on topic, either Gardening with Maurice, The Tight End Zone, Area 53, or WCTR News.

 

Claude94

[manofpeace]

The News.

[MrMagic50]

even though you can only pick one my top 3 are

 

1. the news

 

2. entertaining america with Lazlow

 

3. Gardening With Maurice

[Hope]

I didn't really like anything too much on here. My favorite would probably be Gardening with Maurice though.

[Lioshenka]

My favourite is Area 53... Spent hours looking for myths lol

 

Then comes Fernando Martinez, the gir on her own wasnt funny but he was.

 

News!!!

Blender, Double-ender... Unfortunately we dont receive a signal

 

Lazlov+Chris Fromage... again, spent hours looking for Epsilon stuff

[big_efa]

I think the news... cause you can hear about things YOU have done.

[SuperCJ]

I can't pick a clear favourite, but it would be between Entertaining America & Area 53.

[Gman8]

Lazlow's

 

especially the OG Loc interview

[albo]

The one with Lazlow, definitely, esp. the interview with OG Loc... "Alright I'm a buster, I'm a buster!" and "You're rich! You've won!"

[kg34]

Lazlow and Og loc.

 

"You mark ass trick buster fool"

[richardroy]

entertaining america was really funny man! wait.. im not sure, was entertaining america with Big Smoke and OG LOC? bah! anyway i really liked the script. they should have GTA characters into radios more often. ya know.. its really funny!

[luc1f3rss0n]

Um, Lazlow. Actually anything with Lazlow is awesome.

yeah i love lazlow,

 

random man: i know what you're thinking, you think steroids shrunk my genetalia!

 

lazlow: NO! no!

 

random man: touch them, touch them they're still big! touch them or die!

 

lazlow: eugh, they're huge.

[Gangster OG]

gotta love the good old S.A news! but Lazlow rocks!!!entertaining america is Lazlow right?

[BronxNY]

mine is the Special Needs Cop interview

 

Entertaining America 1

 

Announcer: "Coming up next, the most mind numbing thing since the lobotomy.

Entertaining America!"

Billy: "This week on Entertaining America-Richard Goblin, one man's triumphant

return to cock! The Sherman Octuplets-a Venturas man says he's slept

with them all! Plus-noise, speed, danger, cursing, and patriotism,

finally come together this weekend, at the All-America Drunk Driving

Cup. Hi from Vinewood, you're on Entertaining America with me, Billy

Dexter, bringing you everything that is important in culture and

entertainment, if there is a difference between the two, from the heart

of entertainment in America: Vinewood, San Andreas. You're with me, the

Dex. Wanted to call the show, 'Stack the Dex,' but not yet. Kifflom!*

Anyway, great. Big show for you this week. Controversy, they'll be

giving me a Pulitzer! Anyway, today, we've got some great guests. First

up, we speak to troubled action hero Jack Howitzer. Then we have a live

phone link-up with a very special guest, a modern-day Lazerus, a man

back from the grave making now it as an extra in major motion pictures.

Then, I will explain the secrets of the universe to everyone! But first

up, stack the Dex, in which I, Billy Dexter, meet the entertainers in

the news, kifflom! Jack Howitzer, once the biggest star in America,

but the last three years have been unkind! People describe his as a

dinosaur, an action hero relic from the eighties, a muscle-bound

Neanderthal, and my favorite, the most stupid gorilla in the jungle.

Jack, welcome to the show, kifflom!"

Jack: "Ha ha ha, good to be here Dex, pleasure."

Billy: "So your movies 'Exploder' and 'Annihilator' got America through some

tough times, and I was also a huge fan of-of 'Zero Seconds to Death.'

Jack: "Thank you, thank you."

Billy: "But many say that your new film has gone too far."

Jack: "No, this is a romantic comedy, with drama, it's got action, it's got a

heart, that's what's most important, I think."

Billy: "OK, let's take a listen to the trailer."

Jack: "Alright, let's roll that!"

*a trailer begins with a gong*

Narrator: "He was a man at war with himself, fighting a war that someone else

lost."

Commander: "It's over Tim, the war is over!"

Jack: "It's never over!" *gunshots*

Narrator: "You've seen him wipe out millions of Cambodians in 'Exploder.' Now,

Jack Howitzer is Tim, in his most challenging role yet."

Commander: "We're here, Tim!"

Jack: "A pre-school for slow children?"

Commander: "You're the new teacher, Tim!"

Narrator: "'Special Needs Cop!' It's the story of a psychotic ex-marine,

showing tough love to special-ed kids."

Jack: "One'a you tards has been running Peruvian flake through the

special-ed school, and I'm gonna find it. No juice and cookies!"

Boy: "Your movies suck, Tim!"

Narrator: "But soon, he becomes one of them."

Boy: "What is this?"

Jack: "That's 'Teacher's Gun'! Wanna see it?"

Boy: "Cool!" *gunshot*

Jack: "Aw, you've gone and shot yourself! Way to go!"

Boy: "Uhh!"

Narrator: "He's was finally beginning to live a normal life. Then, all hell

breaks loose."

Boy: "Tim, you're so stupid! You count with your fingers!"

Jack: "You wanna party with me? *gunshot* Bring it on!"

Commander: "Tim! What are you doing!?"

Jack: "I fought for my country! Welcome to the land of freedom, bitches!

Yaaaaargh!" *many gunshots from a submachine gun*

Narrator: "'Special Needs Cop!' He had a lot to learn. This film cannot be

rated."

*back to the studio*

Billy: "Wow! That's terrible! No wonder our studios are surrounded by

protestors!"

Jack: "How could anybody find that offensive?"

Billy: "No, Jack, it's apalling. Your insensitive portrayal of disabled people

makes me physically sick. And the idea of you calling someone slow-

witted is, frankly, laughable."

Jack: "Hold on, hold on, drugs are a problem throughout all of society, and I

fight them by any means necessary."

Billy: "Yeah, but you use drugs-"

Jack: "No, I'd rather die than use drugs. I use steroids, and some recreational

blow. But I got the funds for it! You know, I got the money!"

Billy: "Yeah... Don't you think you're just a little out of touch?"

Jack: "Whoa whoa whoa, yeah, I'm rich and I work in Vinewood, OK? I'm not out

of touch. Action, weight-lifting, and killing foreigners! That never

goes out of style, Dex. My last film, OK, 'Loincloth,' about a wrestler

whose dropped into Thailand and, I save the world by teabagging the bad

guys. That's a spiritual picture! That's love, teabagging! That stuff

ain't out of style!"

Billy: "Things are more sensitive now..."

Jack: "I was effected, alright, when Ho Chi, got hurt in 'Exploder'...I mean, I

thought it was time to do something, a film that made a difference!"

Billy: "Yeah yeah, but Ho Chi was a character. 'Exploder' was a movie."

Jack: "Right! Right! And I was there! And I should have killed them all! Don't

push me Dex, I'll give you a war you won't believe! That look in your

eye, right here, right now!"

Billy: "OK, now, Jack, all I'm saying is, you launching missiles from a special

wheelchair, and killing innocent civilians, is somewhat insensitive."

Jack: "There's never any innocent civilians in life. If the Reds rolled down

this street right now, what are you gonna do?"

Billy: "The Reds lost man, it's- it's over. You can come home."

Jack: "I'll shoot those bastards with this! The family killer!"

*a gun is cocked*

Billy: "Jack, Jack, put that away, please."

Jack: "What, this? It's a submachine gun! Come on! It's not serious! Oh, but

you're Billy Dexter! Who put you up to this, Gorbachev!?"

Billy: "No! No. You should calm down."

Jack: "I heard what you said about me! You think steroids shrank my genitals!"

Billy: "No!"

Jack: "No! You said it!"

Billy: "No! No! Put the gun down"

Jack: "My balls?!"

Billy: "Please! I'm-I'm sure you have huge ones."

Jack: "That's right!"

Billy: "Please stop!"

Jack: "Come on, they haven't shrunk, touch 'em!"

Billy: "N-no!"

Jack: "Feel them! Come on, sniff them!"

Billy: "No!"

Jack: "Do something! Touch 'em-touch 'em or die! They're still big!"

Billy: "Oh...God...they're huge Jack."

Jack: "That's right!"

Billy: "Yeah, yeah, Mom! Mommy!"

Jack: "Easy, hey, don't grab them like that, oh boy, I was kidding. What are

you, a boyfriend of mine or something?" *begins laughing*

Billy: "You had me scared there for a minute, I-I-I-I crapped myself."

Jack: "Take it easy, it's not even loaded."

*gunshot*

Jack: "Oh! Oh, Dex! Oh, sh*t! Oh, well I guess it was, oh, OK, Billy, don't

kid around, get up boy! Get up, come on! Damn it! His brain is leaking!

Help! Oh, there's only one thing to do-I gotta defend freedom! No time

to cry, only time to die! *three gunshots* Welcome to the land of

freedom, bitches!! *shots fired rapidly, glass breaking* Yaaaaaaaaahh!"

*static*

Announcer: "That was Entertaining America, showing you why America is so

respected culturally across the world."

 

[guilty.by.association]

How come Maurice turned into a crazy gardener? He should go back to VCPR and talk about morality like old times.

...Wtf, do you know who voices Maurice?

 

Andy Dick from The Assistant

 

Click Me!

 

Maurice Chavez is a different guy from VC.

 

I know someone already said that but i had to say it again cause.. Well i was like WTF at you thinking they were the same person

 

[Bad~Boy#17]

The one about epsilonisem and kifflom.

 

[radicell]

I like the part where Lazlow converses with OG Loc.

A few memorable quotes..

 

"And now, we have .. Oglock."

"It's not OGLOCK! It's OG Loc!"

 

OG: You bein' funny?

Lazlow: I'm tryin' to be.

 

OG: *points gun* Shut up, you busta! What are you?

Lazlow: I'm a busta! I'm a busta! Just don't shoot me!

 

OG: *still pointing* Don't diss my strap!

Lazlow: I love your strap, you're a great guy! Just don't shoot me, homie!

[Vive La France]

I made myself a whole two hour clip of all the WCTR things. My fav is Lazlow's talk show.

[The Night Fox]

Lazlow's show if funny, Area 53 is ok.

[Heman]

Which of the radio show from WCTR is your favorite?

[TachibanaUkyo]

On 7/14/2007 at 7:59 AM, ufcdude said:

How come Maurice turned into a crazy gardener? He should go back to VCPR and talk about morality like old times.

 

On 7/14/2007 at 8:10 AM, Hmmm nice bike said:

Maurice from Gardening with Maurice wasn't Maurice Chavez from VCPR. Their accents were totally different

 

Back on topic, either Gardening with Maurice, The Tight End Zone, Area 53, or WCTR News.

 

Claude94

 

On 12/14/2007 at 2:02 AM, guilty.by.association said:

...Wtf, do you know who voices Maurice?

 

Andy Dick from The Assistant

 

Click Me!

 

Maurice Chavez is a different guy from VC.

 

I know someone already said that but i had to say it again cause.. Well i was like WTF at you thinking they were the same person

 

So I was playing Vice City (long after San Andreas) and heard the name Maurice, didn't pay much attention till I heard Alex Shrub (one of Pressing Issues' guests, and the state congressman of vice city) claims "according to their gathered intel" that Maurice "considered a sex change", WOW wasn't Maurice of "Gardening With Maurice" acting gay all time (honestly I always thought he's a women with a terrible voice)? saying stuff like "we pay the gimp, get rid of the sailors" , "I'm here to help Sailor" (to his only male caller) on top of that @guilty.by.association mentioned Andy Dick voiced him who happen to have done some gay roles (first time I saw him was in Oldschool) and wikipedia says he told The Washington Post in an interview in 2006 (a year before this topic) that he's bisexual, so I looked it up and found you guys but that didn't help much, looked more found their respective pages on gta.fandom.com, but still I wasn't sure because I didn't see a picture of Maurice's (of the Gardening...) star on Vinewood walk of fame, I thought maybe the author has mistaken him as I and @ufcdude did, went on to check the list of all Vinewood Walk of Fame and found that:

No they're not the same person, MYSTERY SOLVED.

 

Back to topic, I think I Enjoyed most of them if not all, but if  I had to pick I guess it would be "I say you say" , but all of them are important in learning about the GTA universe though.

 

One of my favourite the moments is when James Pedeaston (Wild Traveller) get a call from someone who's about to commit suicide, or "jump in the unknown, how could it be a sin if it feels good, anyway, what's your question? ...."

Edited September 13, 2019 by TachibanaUkyo