My Chain Story

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•Packie is doing a party.

Niko and Roman find Packie with a bunch of Maisonette 09 and Bahama Mamas patrons inside the depot. Packie is dancing with a girl to Bahama Mamas music. The song changes to No Security.

Song: Tell me what you're waiting for, WEE WEE.

Packie: I've been waiting for you my whole life.

Packie flirts with a woman while Niko and Roman watch. Two minutes later they see Packie and his new girlfriend going in the bathroom.

Niko: I'm not even going to ask. Let's dance cousin.

Niko and Roman dance to the beat. A guy is drinking his head off and bumps into Niko. Niko throws him onto a giant statue of a woman.

Roman: Check out those titties on that staute, cousin! Big as a whale.

Brucie stares at the statue and falcon punches anyone who walks in front of him. Niko dances with a girl and so does Roman.

Roman: Niko, I'm lucky tonight! I got a woman with big ones if you know what I mean!

Niko: Good work man.

The girl Roman is dancing with has a pair of breasts as big as a pillow, each.

Patron: Hey, that's my girlfriend!

Roman: This is my woman, sh*thole!

Roman is provoked and is punched in the throat.

1. The police arrive on account of an alarm at the party and they recognize Niko.

2. Mike tells Niko and warns him about a Police Patrol searching the area.

3. Roman lands on his girlfriend and she stumbles in front of Brucie.

4. Roman lands in his girlfriend's large breasts and bounces into the guy who hit him.

5. Packie comes bakc into the room covered in white stuff.

[The Odyssey]

5. Packie comes back into the room covered in white stuff.

Niko: Packie! What have you been doing in there *wink*

Packie: The f*ck man? We were having a foam fight, gosh you have a sick f*cking mind.

Niko: Oh, okay.

Meanwhile, Roman and the Patron are in a fistfight, while Brucie is still falcon punching anyone who gets in his way. Roman is about to lose the fistfight until the patron is shot.

A voice is heard saying: DAMN! We missed him!

Niko: Oh sh*t, the LCPD is after us, get down Roman and Brucie!

Niko: Will you help me get rid of these damn annoying cops Packie

Packie: Anything for you Niko.

Niko and Packie take cover behind a couch

What happens next?

1) Niko is killed

2) Roman is killed

3) Packie is killed

4) Brucie is killed

5) They are all killed

Edited November 4, 2012 by thegtaman531

[Corndawg93]

2) Roman is killed

3) Packie is killed

4) Brucie is killed

 

(Niko) Well I guess it's just me then, how am I going to kill these guys, I know

Niko then goes into Red army mode and kicks of there asses, and destroys half of Maisonette 9 in the process

 

(Tony) Damn it Niko you destroyed the club

 

(Niko) I can fix that

 

(Tony) You better fix it

Niko then goes to a local hardware store in Alderney and get some tool and supply's and heads back to Maisonette 9

What happens while rebuilding the club

1) several bricks come crashing down on a construction worker

2) The club is rebuilt

3) Niko does nothing and forgets what he's doing

4) He uses TNT and destroys M9

[Driftking120]

He uses TNT and destroys m9

Tony:niko you f*cking monkey!

Niko: um oops, sorry

Tony: I'm going to stick my foot up your ass!

What happens?

1. Tony gets his foot stuck

2. Niko thinks Tony is going to rape him and screams like a little girl, alerting the lcpd to his location

3. Nikos buttocks breaks Tonys foot

[The_Anti-tragedy]

This post has some slapstick running gags in it.

 

 

3. Nikos buttocks breaks Tonys foot

Tony: OW! How is your butt so tight?

Niko: Because you're uptight.

Tony: That makes no sense.

Niko: I know.

Niko drives to the depot in Alderney and he sees the LCPD arresting Roman. Brucie, and Packie who respawned.

Niko: Unhand my friends, you sh*tbrains!

Cop: It's the terrorist!

Niko: Can you shut the f*ck up, I'm not a f*cking terrorist!

Cop2: A terrorist says the same swear word two times in the same sentence!

Niko is shot by some cops but he gets out his explosive dildo and whacks the police onto their heavily-dented cars. Niko whacks a cruiser onto a barage of cops running towards him. Roman and Brucie root for Niko with gags in their mouths. The LCPD call in reinforcements. Niko uses Red Army rage to slam a cop's face onto a car and make it explode. He throws the head remains onto other cops and they slip.

Niko: Come at me, motherf*ckers!

The cops run towards him. Niko sticks the dildo inside a cops head and squeezes blood onto the floor. He gets two cops and slides them onto the ground, then slams them into three other cops. An Annihilator flies into the scene and fires miniguns onto the depot. Packie is shot in the leg. Niko throws a flashbang at the helicopter. It misses and hits Packie's calf. Niko throws again and the Annihilator is blinded and falls on Packie's torso.

Packie: Am I the stuntman?

Niko: In this case, yes.

Niko kicks the remaining NOoSE onto the ground. The FIB come in their Buffalos and kill Brucie. They also shoot Packie in the shoulder. Niko throws a grenade at the wrecked helicopter and it blasts away from Packie. Niko takes down the FIB and takes their car. Roman and the injured Packie get inside. Niko drives over to Alderney City where FIB Buffalos come with SMG's firing inside their vehicles. A car runs into a building with a billboard and it falls on Niko's car, more specifically, Packie's head. Packie is knocked out and his seatbelt is shot off by a fed in one last FIB car.

Niko: Which is the turbo-boost button?

Niko accidentally presses the "Eject 4th Seat" button and Packie is thrown out of the car. He lands and an FIB Buffalo's tire runs through Packie's waist, ripping off his legs. Luckily, the last FIB car is flipped on its roof due to running over Packie.

1. There's a NOoSE roadblock up ahead. And more FIB reinforcements arrive.

2. Because of Roman, Niko stops at the hospital in Leftwood to get Brucie.

3. Packie's body is eaten by squirrels that are ran over by another FIB Buffalo.

4. Niko's dented roof makes Roman talk about how he wants a roofless Banshee.

5. A new FIB vehicle, the four-door FIB Banshee, is released to chase them.

Edited November 4, 2012 by The_Anti-tragedy

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

1. There's a NOoSE roadblock up ahead. And more FIB reinforcements arrive.

Niko slams the brakes and stops a few feet away from the NOOSE roadblock on the Hickey Bridge. FIB Buffalos block all roads behind.

NOOSE Officer: "Step out of the vehicle with your hands up!"

Roman: "I don't want to get arrested cousin! Nor do I want to die!" *Covers eyes*

Niko: "We can really do with a miracle right now."

At that very moment a Hydra smashes into the NOOSE roadblock blowing it sky high.

Niko: "WOAH!"

Another Hydra smashes into the FIB vehicles that were blocking the roads behind. Niko spins the car around and drives through the burning and exploding Buffalos whilst FIB agents run around panicking.

FIB agent: "AHHH! It's the end of the world! Sod catching this criminal, I'm going home!"

Niko: *Laughs*

Roman: "Are we dead yet?" *Uncovers eyes* "WE'RE ALIVE AND FREE! What happened?"

Niko: "Two Hydras smashed into the roadblocks, now we're going to go to- OH CRAP!"

Niko swerves the car violently to avoid running over what is left of Packie's mangled corpse in the road which is being picked at by pigeons.

Roman: "Shoot those flying rats cousin! You'll get an achievement!"

Niko: "Now is not the time cousin!"

Niko regains control of the vehicle and drives to the helipad above the Alderney side of the Booth Tunnel.

Niko: "Quick, get to the choppa!"

 

Roman and Niko run over to the helicopter but then...

1. Yet another Hydra falls from the sky and destroys the helicopter.

2. The helicopter explodes.

3. A homeless man steals the helicopter.

4. Niko gets a phone call, and the person on the other end of the line is responsible for the Hydra crashes.

5. A person from Niko's past in the Chain Story is waiting for the cousins.

[Corndawg93]

5. A person from Niko's past in the Chain Story is waiting for the cousins.

 

(Niko) What the hell are you doing here

 

(Dan Silvar) I'm here to warn you that ETTVSO is back.

 

(Niko) Oh damn

They then get a knock on the door and Dekota Carrington busts down the door and kills Dan Silver and try's to kill Niko but is stop because of Nikos red army skills

What happens next

1) Niko kills Dekota

2) Dekota escapes

3) Mila returns and kill Dekota

4) Mike arrest Dekota

[Fisciletti]

 

4) Mike arrest Dakota

 

Mike: ETTVSO isn't coming back Niko, he was joking. I have to go now, good bye.

Niko: Thanks man. Good bye.

 

Niko sees a person.

 

Niko: Who are you?

Someone: I am Someone.

Niko: I know you are Someone, but what is your name?

Someone: My name is Someone. Roman, what are you doing here?

Niko: Roman, do you know this guy?

Roman: Hello, Someone! Niko, Someone is that guy who fixed my car some time ago! Don't you remember?

Niko: Oh, hello Someone. How are you?

Someone: I'm fine.

Roman: Listen man, can you let us fly away from here on your helicopter? The N.O.o.S.E. and the F.I.B. are after us!

 

What happens next?

• Someone is a F.I.B. agent.
• They fly away in Someone's helicopter.
• The police shoots Someone in the leg.
• Someone flies away with them.
• Someone's helicopter breaks and they are unable to fly away in it.

Edited November 4, 2012 by Fisciletti

[Corndawg93]

Someone is a F.I.B. agent.

 

(Niko) Your an F.I.B agent

 

(Someone) Yes and what Mike told you about ETTVSO not coming back, he' lied, he's apart of ETTVSO

 

(Niko) He is?

 

(Someone) And my real name is Steve Griffin

 

(Niko) Really?, is there any other information

 

(Steve) Yes,

 

(Niko) What is it

 

(Steve)....

What???

1) "ETTVSO is bigger then they were before"

2) "I'm wearing a mask"

3) "Stan Carmen is coming to help with the problem"

4) "This storyline already happened"

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

1) "ETTVSO is bigger then they were before"

Just a reminder for a few people, ETTVSO stands for "Ending Terrible Television Shows Organization".

 

Niko: Really? Everyone is a part of ETTVSO by that logic.

Steve: And Mike really took Dakota to his Police Coquette just so he can take her to their headquarters in that rock on Alderney Shore.

Niko: I always wondered why I couldn't destroy that rock...

Steve: Yeah, it's made of the world's most hardest substance, Dakeliose.

Niko: What's that?

Roman: Yeah, I'm f*cking confused.

Steve: Dakeliose is a mineral found only in the wrecks of the old casino in Westdyke. They transported it and shaped it into a hideout. It's also really heavy, and a square centimetre weighs 0.6 lbs.

Roman: This is real serious. We must kill Mike!

Steve leads them to his Blue and White Sabre GT.

Roman: Nice car.

They drive away to the beach and approach the hideout. Seven guards armed with handheld miniguns stand by it.

Niko: Holy sh*t. I can't believe we have to kill Mike.

Steve gets out and aims an RPG at the rock. The rocket reflects off of it and hits the ground near Steve. The guards mangle the Sabre with rapid fire and it blows up within milliseconds. Niko takes cover behind some trash but it's shot into the water. Steve gets an explosive AA12 ready and shoots the guards. Niko gets close while Steve distractss them. Niko headbutts one of them and takes the minigun. He shoots the other guards and gives miniguns to Steve and Roman.

Steve: Let's dent these sons of bitches!

Roman: Yeah!

They rapidly fire bullets into the dakeliose hideout. It actually explodes and lands on a nearby flatbed Phantom. It becomes heavy and the driver gets out. Niko kills him and gets in the truck. He slowly drives and backs up to the broken hideout. Dakota is seen climbing up a ladder.

Dakota: what the f*ck are you doing here, Niko and Fat Albert?

Niko: Roman will be happy you'll be buried.

Dakota: Buried?

Niko dumps all of the 6000 lbs of dakeliose onto Dakota's head. It fills the hiedout, and drowns everyone inside. Niko gets out and greets Steve.

Niko: I did it! I showed them!

Steve: Uh, Niko...

Niko looks behind, and sees...

1. Nothing, Steve pistol whipped him. He's part of ETTVSO.

2. Two Swifts with explosive mounted miniguns coming towards the truck.

3. Roman saying "Boo!". Niko sh*ts his pants. Steve makes a clever joke.

4. They forgot that Niko is still wanted by the LCPD, FIB, and NOoSE.

5. The NOoSE. Steve reasons with them and is no longer classified as a terrorist as he sopped ETTVSO.

[Fisciletti]

4. They forgot that Niko is still wanted by the LCPD, FIB, and NOoSE.

Roman: Niko!

Niko: Yes?

Roman: The police still wants you dead!

Niko: Oh my lord...

 

Someone calls Niko.

 

Niko: Who is that?

Samuel: I'm a F.I.B. officer. Are you Niko Bellic?

Niko: Maybe. Why do you want to know?

Samuel: We heard that you and your friends took down E.T.T.V.S.O..

Niko: Okay.

Samuel: As you've helped the U.S.A., we decided to wipe out the crime record of everybody you know. But if you commit another crime, we'll start another record. Also, you and everybody are legal in the U.S.A. from now on.

Niko: Is that true?

Samuel: Yes.

Niko: Okay man. Thank you.

 

Niko turns off the phone.

 

Niko: We're free Roman!

Roman: How is that?

Niko: Samuel called me!

Roman: Who is Samuel?

Niko: An F.I.B. officer! He told me that as we took down E.T.T.V.S.O. they wiped out the criminal record of everybody I know! And everybody I know is legal in the U.S.A. from now on!

Roman: Finally, we're free, cousin!

Steve: Congratulations Niko and Roman. Now you guys have a free life.

 

What happens next?

 

• Samuel calls Niko again because he forgot to say something.
• Niko loses his phone.
• They buy a big house in North Alderney and make a big party.
• They decide to swim around Algonquin.
• They call Brucie for a race.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

(Fisciletti @ Monday, Nov 5 2012, 20:35) •They buy a big house in North Alderney and make a big party.

Roman: Cousin, get the titties and the champagne!

Niko, Roman, Little Jacob, Brucie, Dwayne, Packie, Mallorie, Gerry, Derrick, Francis, Kate, Playboy X, Badman, Johnny, Clay, Terry, Angus, Jim, Bernie, Faustin, Vlad, Luis, Tony, Armando, Henrique, Yusuf, Bulgarin, Rocco, Gracie, and Joni all have a big party in Bryce Dawkins' mansion in Westdyke. Roman and Brucie have some shots on the couch with Gerry and Francis. Luis, Yusuf, Niko, and Packie dance to Vladivostok FM. Bulgarin, Faustin, and Vlad fight each other over a pigeon on the roof. Tony and Rocco argue with each other, Playboy and Dwayne dance with Joni and Gracie, Badman and Little Jacob smoke on the couch next to Roman. Johnny, Clay, Terry, Angus, and Jim all race laps around the mansion while drinking. Derrick sits on a chair having some coke, Armando and Henrique fight over Kate, and Bernie dances with Bryce.

1. Bulgarin shoots the pigeon but it explodes and its droppings splatter on everyone's heads.

2. Roman and Brucie beat up Francis and stumble into the oven in a drunken phase.

3. Niko and Packie show off their syncronized dance moves to a crowd of strippers.

4. Tony and Rocco's argument goes over to a fistfight and they spill Gerry's drink. And you know what happens when Gerry's drink is spilt.

5. Playboy gets rejected by Joni and she takes Dwayne instead. Playboy sends a hit on Dwayne.

Edited December 25, 2014 by The_Anti-tragedy

[Fisciletti]

2. Roman and Brucie beat up Francis and stumble into the oven in a drunken phase.

Francis: Leave me.

 

They get inside the oven.

 

Roman: My ass is on fire!

Brucie: That feels hard, man.

 

What happens next?

 

• Niko calls FDLC.
• Niko calls MS Paramedic.
• Niko calls the LCPD.
• Niko throws water on Roman's ass.
• Roman says that he's okay.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•Niko throws water on Roman's ass.

Roman's ass is soaked with two gallons of water. The oven boils the water, cooking Roman and Brucie.

Niko: F*ck it.

Niko throws some barbecue sauce on Roman's ass and Gerry and Francis lick it.

Packie: I am so embarrassed by them.

Niko walks to Packie and they do the can-can. Packie sings along.

Packie: Can can, can you do the can-can. Can you do the can-can. Yes I can do the can-can-can-can-can-can-can.

Tony gets Niko's barbecue sauce and squirts it on Rocco. Gerry, still drunk, chases after Rocco to lick the sauce. Playboy is shot by Bulgarin by mistake with a shotgun. Luis and Yusuf kill Bulgarin and Vlad. Faustin calls some Russians and they infiltrate the mansion.

1. The Russians kill Packie. Niko, enraged, grabs the oven and throws it onto them.

2. Roman's ass attracts the Russians, somehow. Niko covers young Packie's eyes.

3. Gerry runs into the Russians like a dog and barks them away.

4. Dwayne gets an explosive shotgun and blasts away some Russians with Niko.

5. Bernie runs to the counter and Bryce is shot down by the Russians.

[Fisciletti]

4. Dwayne gets an explosive shotgun and blasts away some Russians with Niko.

Dwayne: Good bye.

Niko: We killed all of them. Let's get back to the party!

 

Everything on the party gets back to normal.

 

What happens next?

 

• The shotgun falls from Dwayne's hands and it shoots someone.
• The Russians are back.
• The LCPD is knocking at the door.
• The FLDC is knocking at the door.
• Tommy Vercetti arrives.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•The shotgun falls from Dwayne's hands and it shoots someone.

It shoots Roman in the ass and also Francis licking the BBQ sauce on it. They scurry around the mansion. Francis arrests Dwayne.

Francis: You shot me, goddammit! You're under arrest, you're coming with me, f*cking maggot.

Francis takes Dwayne away outside and into Francis' parked Police Stinger he got from a promotion. He drives away. Brucie finally gets out of the oven.

Brucie: Yes, I did it!

Rocco gets pushed by Tony into Brucie and they both fall into the oven. Tony runs away. Yusuf walks with Luis about how to get women.

Yusuf: Now, you just walk to them and ask them for a drink.

Yusuf encounters Gracie.

Yusuf: Hey Booberama, may I get you a shot of wine?

Gracie: My daddy was right, all the good men are gone!

Gracie splashes someone's drink into Yusuf's eyes. He staggers into Joni.

Yusuf: Excuse me, sh*thead. I can't see!

Joni: F*ck you, I would've made out with you if you hadn't called me a sh*thead!

Yusuf: I didn't mean it that way, I was blind! Can you believe that Luis?

Luis: Pretty f*cked up, I don't know whatever you say bro.

Yusuf relaxes on the second-story balcony.

1. Niko, Johnny, Luis, Packie, and Jim decide to break Dwayne out of prison.

2. Joni comes to Yusuf in an APC and aims the turret at him.

3. Brucie and Rocco use teamwork to get out of the oven while Niko talks to Francis on the phone.

4. We follow Dwayne who is being taken to the Correctional Facility by Francis.

5. Ray Boccino and Jimmy Pegorino crash the party telling people they weren't mentioned.

[Fisciletti]

4. We follow Dwayne who is being taken to the Correctional Facility by Francis.

Dwayne: We got them.

Francis: I know. They believed that I was going to take you to the prison.

Dwayne: Let's go back to the party.

 

They get back to the party.

 

Francis: It was only a joke, guys. Dwayne isn't going to get arrested.

Niko: Thank you, Francis. We believed it.

Francis: I know.

 

Rocco and Brucie get out of the oven.

 

Brucie: Finally!

Rocco: Great work, man.

 

What happens next?

 

• Tommy Vercetti arrives at the party.
• Carl Johnson arrives at the party.
• The oven explodes.
• Everybody goes on a triathlon around Liberty City.
• They move the party to Niko's penthouse in Northwood.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•The oven explodes.

Rocco and Brucie are blown up and die on the floor. A gunshot is heard busting through the window. Kate runs for a security system switch, but is killed before she can reach it.

Niko: Kate! She's dead!

Roman: So is Brucie. Sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t!

Tony: And Rocco. Dick.

Niko goes on a rage throwing chairs at the walls. The windows are shut by metal sheets, and the doors and all other entrances.

Gracie: What the f*ck is going on, Tony?

Tony: I don't know sweetie. Just hang on.

A voice is heard from nearby.

Voice: This is no longer a fun relaxing party. It is now a race for survival. I have hidden a clue in each room that all connect. The bedroom, the living room, the kitchen, the bathroom, and the attic. I suggest you go in groups. Every ten minutes, someone dies. Speed is a strong requirement.

Niko: They'll just respawn.

Voice: I thought you'd say that.

A robotic arm grabs a large hammer from the basement and destroys the respawning machine.

Packie: But isn't Johnny and his gang still outside?

Voice: Let's just say it was cold out. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Packie: Okay. Me, Niko, Luis, Francis, and Tony will be the leaders of the five groups.

After they arrange the groups, we follow...

1. Niko, Little Jacob, Gerry, Dwayne in the bedroom

2. Packie, Gracie, Badman, Joni in the bathroom

3. Luis, Yusuf, Roman, Mallorie in the kitchen

4. Francis, Derrick, Bernie, Bryce in the living room

5. Tony, Faustin, Armando, Henrique in the attic

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

2. Packie, Gracie, Badman, Joni in the bathroom

Packie: "I wish I had some chop right now."

Gracie: "We're in a life or death situation, and all you care about is snorting coke!?"

Badman: "I an' I got some wicked kali. Ya want some?"

Packie: "Thanks but no thanks. I don't get on well with marijuana."

Joni: "Pass some of that stuff here."

 

Soon enough the bathroom fills with smoke and Packie, Gracie, Joni and Badman all get high.

Packie: "I take back what I said, this stuff is good."

 

- Meanwhile in the kitchen -

 

Mallorie: "Hey Roman, we could use a microwave like this at home."

Roman: "Now is not the time to do a shopping spree Mal."

Yusuf: "A solid gold microwave is what you need."

Luis: "A solid gold microwave? Would such a thing even work?"

Yusuf: "I don't know, only one way to find out." *Phones someone* "Yo dog, I need you to make me a solid gold microwave. Yeah that's right. Arab money biatch!"

Luis: "Why didn't we just think about phoning someone before?"

Roman: "Weren't the cellphone towers all knocked out or something?"

Yusuf: "They were, but they're back up now."

Luis: "Well phone for help then!"

 

Yusuf phones for help but then...

1. A ceiling light in the kitchen falls and electrocutes Yusuf.

2. The phone battery dies.

3. The cellular signal is lost.

4. Yusuf phones for help but then they are all locked in the kitchen.

5. Yusuf phones for a solid gold refrigerator to be made instead.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

5. Yusuf phones for a solid gold refrigerator to be made instead.

Yusuf: Low battery. Make this call important.

Yusuf calls a busness associate.

Yusuf: Ahmed, see if I can get a Golden Microwave here.

Ahmed: Yusuf, why don't you just steal one?

Yusuf: You know me well Ahmed. Can you get me one?

The cellphone dies.

Luis: You wasted our one phone call to get a f*cking microwave?

Yusuf: So my bacon will have more purpose!

Roman: You could've done that after you charge yourr battery and we get out of here!

Roman throws Yusuf's phone at the refrigerator. It falls onto a floor tile and it opens up. Yusuf goes up to the open door and his face is shot by a gun pointed from the ceiling.

Voice: It's been ten minutes. Yusuf is dead.

Roman: It's OK, we still have three hours left!

Mallorie: Honey, you got to chill. Let's search some more.

Mallorie checks the open door after Roman unties the gun that shot Yusuf. She finds a hook. It moves and grabs her. She is pulled into a big active wide open gap with gears spinning and conveyors moving.

Mallorie: Roman, help me!

Roman jumps inside the door and dives onto the hook. He lands on a conveyor belt with a crusher in front. He sees a piece of plastic slowly being pushed by gears to a wide open gap.

Roman: I see the clue.

Roman jumps through the crusher and grabs Mallorie by the leg. Luis watches overhead in the kitchen.

Luis: Yo guys what's going on down there?

Luis grabs his cellphone and calls 911. A bullet is shot through the bedroom window and shoots Luis' phone. It bounces off and shoots Dwayne in the bedroom with some others.

Voice: It's been 20 minutes. Dwayne is dead.

Down in the machinery, Mallorie goes onto a platform that stops at the switch for the gears. Roman holds open every gear that almost kills her. Mallorie switches off the gears with the handle and Roman is almost crushed. Mallorie pulls him out of two gears and they run to the gears that were husting and bustling the clue into the gap. The clue reads... 6. Roman and Mallorie run to an escape platform that takes them to a ladder leading back up into the living room. They go to the kitchen where Luis is scared.

 

-Meanwhile in the bedroom-

 

Niko: Dwayne, he's dead!

Gerry: This is so f*cking weird.

Jacob: We hava find dat clue me breda.

Niko: Let's search some more.

1. Gerry finds a lever inside a secret compartment in the drawer on the bedside.

2. Jacob smokes a bit and the smoke alarm goes off and so do the sprinklers.

3. Niko finds a hole under the rug and a note reading "The window.".

4. We follow Packie, Badman, Gracie, and Joni in the bathroom.

5. We follow Tony, Faustin, Armando, and Hernique in the attic.

[Fisciletti]

 

3. Niko finds a hole under the rug and a note reading "The window.".

Niko: I've found a note!

Gerald: What does it say?

Niko: "The window.".

Gerald: What about the window?

Voice: It's a beautiful window.

Niko: And...?

Voice: I don't know.

Gerald: There's nothing here.

Niko: Screw that.

 

What happens next?

1. Roman says that he saw a figure that ran to the terrace.
2. Little Jacob starts crying.
3. The voice speaks again.
4. Someone is murdered.
5. The lights turn off.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

•The voice speaks again.

Voice: You may want to check a source.

Gerry: That's our only hint to finding this clue? Nothing else?

Niko comes up with ideas that may be the hint.

Niko: The lamp? It's the light source of this room besides the...

Gerry: ...The chandelier. You think it could be up there?

Jacob: Let's hope I and I don't die wha' gwan? We need tuh hurry.

Niko dogpiles on Gerry and Jacob and hangs onto the chandelier. Gerry is at the bottom so he can catch Niko and Jacob checks the lamp. Jacob finds a folded piece of paper. His cigarette falls onto the paper and it falls on the floor. Jacob's smoke blows the paper towards the metallic window. The paper falls into the heater by the wall.

Jacob: Oh bumbaclot!

Niko: What?

Jacob: The clue be'a in the heater.

Niko: It is? Gerry help me down.

Gerry lets Niko down and they get a flashlight by the bathroom that they borrowed from Packie and his high team. They look inside the heater. They find the piece of paper, and Jacob reaches to get it. Gerry throws Jacob onto the bed and reaches for it instead. The paper...

1. Is caught by Gerry's arm but it's only a To-Do list when they unfold it.

2. Is caught by Gerry's arm and it says the letter "K" written on it.

3. Falls into one of the layers of grills inside the heater, going more deep.

4. Isn't reached. A blast of fire burns Gerry's face, it's been 10 more minutes.

5. We follow Francis, Derrick, Bernie, and Bryce in the living room.

[Corndawg93]

Has any one ever had "Writers block" when continuing this, because that's what I had the last couple of days

 

1. Is caught by Gerry's arm but it's only a To-Do list when they unfold it.

 

(Gerry) It's a To-Do list

 

(LJ) Wah it say rude boy

 

(Gerry) It says, "Meet Stan in the toilets", "Pick up Dan" and some sort of language I can't read

 

(Voice) It's Japanese

 

(Gerry) Who Stan and Dan

 

(Niko) Stan Carmen and Dan Silver, Dan only makes an appearance when ETTVSO is around

 

(Gerry) And Stan

 

(Niko) I don't know, but he needs picking up but from where

While they try to figure out what Stan want, we go to the Attic where...

What has happened in the Attic

1) Faustin is dead and there're are stumped in what to do

2) Tony is dead and A & H are at each others throats

3) There all dead

4) There all alive and have found several clues also leading to Stan Carmen

 

 

Hey Anti just wondering What's this strange thing--> RM TGZ RE R GSLETSG NLSZNNZW DZH Z GVIILIRHG RM GSV XSZRM HGROB FMGRO R ULFMW LFG SV DZH Z GZCR WIREVI.

Edited November 8, 2012 by billy james

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

1) Faustin is dead and there're are stumped in what to do

Armando: "Don't look at me, I didn't do it!"

Henrique: "Well I didn't do it either!"

Tony: "It doesn't matter who killed him. Let's do the decent thing and cover his body."

Tony grabs a blanket covering a chest and covers Faustin's body.

Armando: "Hey I wonder what's inside that chest?"

Armando opens the chest and a large jack-in-the-box bursts out with streamers, balloons, and a note.

Armando: *Girlish scream*

Henrique: *Falls on the floor laughing*

Armando: "SHUT UP! That wasn't funny!"

Tony: "Hey there's a note."

The note reads:

"Surprise! Hope I scared you. Here's your clue - Up, up, and away."

Tony: "Interesting."

Henrique: *Laughing still*

Armando: "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!" *Punches a hole in the roof*

Tony: "Hey, look at that."

The three notice a tree house with lights on inside.

Tony: "I wonder who's in there?"

Voice: "Er, there's no one in the tree house. Go back to killing each other. I mean searching for the clues."

Tony: "Interesting."

Tony, Armando, and Henrique leave the attic and bump into Badman, Packie, Gracie, and Joni in the hallway who are all still very high.

 

Suddenly a scream is heard. Everyone gathers in the living room and the scream came from...

1. The mysterious voice - His mother found him in the tree house and the characters are freed from the house.

2. Mallorie - She saw some curtains she likes.

3. Roman - He remembered that he forgot to record "America's Next Top Hooker".

4. Faustin - He's alive!

5. A person who was hiding in the house this whole time that the others never knew about.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

4. Faustin - He's alive!

Faustin iss stabbed with a knife by Francis.

Francis: Don't try to take my clue again, maggot!

Faustin falls aside and crumbles on the floor. Francis holds the piece of paper Faustin took. Francis reads it after unfolding it.

Francis: "1". What the hell? That's it? The last half hour for that?

Packie: Perhaps the clues all fit together. Luis' group has 6, and Francis' group has 1. Let's continue finding the last three clues.

Packie and his group get high in the bathroom again. The smoke makes the smoke alarm goes off, and the sprinklers are sprayed onto everyone. A knife is launched from the toilet and hits Gracie in the stomach.

Gracie: AHHHHHHHHH.

Packie: Sh*t, she's dying!

Badman: Dis make I freak out serious!

Gracie dies and a piece of paper folded enough to fit inside the sprinklers, falls onto Packie's lap. Packie unfolds it.

Packie: The next clue! It's "V". V, 6, and 1. We need the bedroom and the attic clues left.

Armando and Henrique strangled each other and Tony is left by himself. Niko's group decides to help them in the attic. Gerry tries CPR while Jacob and Niko look inside some boxes. Tony tries going inside the hole in the roof Armando punched. Niko finds nothing in the boxes. Gerry accidentally breathes in Armando's mouth, and he chokes on something. Niko gets the object out of Gerry's throat, and it's a piece of paper.

For Tony, he almost tumbles off the roof but he stays put. He runs and jumps and...

1. Lands on the ladder for the treehouse and climbs inside.

2. Unrealistically flies up to the roof of the treehouse and...

3. Lands on the ground head first.

4. Niko grabs Tony's foot before he jumps because...

5. We follow Packie's group who has found out Derrick and Jacob are dead.

 

 

Hey Anti just wondering What's this strange thing--> RM TGZ RE R GSLETSG NLSZNNZW DZH Z GVIILIRHG RM GSV XSZRM HGROB FMGRO R ULFMW LFG SV DZH Z GZCR WIREVI.

In my signature, I put in a code. In the name below my avatar, it says "Mr. Atbash". Atbash is a code decipherer. It's where a letter like A would be Z and O would be L and vice versa. There's an article on it on Wikipedia. Someone also solved one of my signature codes in Caesarian. They usually say funny and misguided messages.

[Fisciletti]

 

3. Lands on the ground head first.

Tony: Don't worry, I'm fine.

Roman: Ah!

Niko: Roman!

Roman: I forgot to record America's Next Top Hooker!

Niko: Screw you.

 

What happens next?

1. The lights turn off.
2. The lights turn off, someone shouts, the lights turn on and they see who is dead.
3. Niko finds a paper.
4. Someone calls Niko.
5. Someone knocks at the door.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•The lights turn off, someone shouts, the lights turn on and they see who is dead.

Gerry is dead on the floor of the attic. The bathroom and kitchen group gasp at the dead body.

Packie: My brother, dead! We need to catch this motherf*cker.

Niko unfolds the piece of paper from Gerry's choking moment and it says "7".

Niko: We just need the last clue in the bedroom.

Tony does some parkour and goes back inside through the hole in the roof.

Voice: You're nearing the last clue. I suppose we should even it out.

The lights turn off and on and Mallorie, Roman, and Joni are dead.

Packie: Sh*t, he's speeding up the process!

Luis: Let's find this clue, and fast!

Bernie and Bryce go at the door of the bedroom to shoot anyone that comes inside. Derrick goes to the bathroom to snort up some of the leftover coke that Packie's group had.

Niko: Someone needs to watch Derrick in case he gets killed.

Luis: Maybe he's the murderer!

Packie: We can't trust anyone that claims to get out of this room. Badman, Jacob, you go check Derrick out.

Little Jaob and Badman go inside the bathroom and look for Derrick. Derrick's body is in the bathtub and falls over into the toilet.

Jacob: Bumbaclot!

Badman: Derrick, he be dead an' ting!

A shadow appears behind Badman. Jacob sees it. He gets a gun ready. A shadowed figure shoots Jacob in the head. Badman runs out of the bathroom and into the bedroom with Niko, Packie, Luis, Francis, and Tony. Tony, Luis, and Packie search under the bed for the last clue.

Francis: Wait. Where's Bernie and Bryce?

Tony: They were standing guard...

Francis peeks outside and Bernie and Bryce's bodies fall out of an air vent. Francis shuts the door.

Niko: I got the clue!

Niko unfolds it.

Niko: "K". The last one.

Packie: It doesn't make sense. V, 6, 1, 7, and K.

Francis: While you guys figure that out, I'm going to listen to some of Mozart's Greatest Hits.

Francis listens to KV 617 by Mozart.

1. Packie sees Badman run to the attic. He chases him upstairs.

2. Niko figures out the code, the clues arranged in a way make up KV 617.

3. Francis hears a secret message in the song. He records and puts it on a laptop.

4. Luis manages to break the metal windows with a crowbar Tony got from outside.

5. Badman gets shot in the back from near where Tony is standing.

[Fisciletti]

 

5. Badman gets shot in the back from near where Tony is standing.

Tony: He's dead!

 

What happens next?

1. They found out what the clues mean.
2. They see the voice guy.
3. They find something horrific about the voice guy.
4. They cry.
5. Someone calls Niko.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•They found out what the clues mean.

Niko: Wait a minute, Francis what song are you listening to?

Francis: KV 617, why?

Niko: KV 617 is all of our clues combined! K, V, 6, 1, and 7. They were in the order of the rooms that the voice said. The bedroom, bathroom, then the kitchen, living room, then the attic.

Voice: So you figured it out.

The shadowed figure appears in front of the group leaders and they back away. Luis aims a 44. pistol. Tony does the same.

Luis: Back the f*ck up. We want you to die more than you want us to.

Packie: Yeah, we're going to kick your ass!

Voice: And I, yours. Hopefully you don't hear the message.

The song Francis listens to turns distorted.

Voice: Oh sh*t.

Francis: What the f*ck?

CD: *-The house in the oak.-*

Tony: The treehouse! It's the only way!

Voice: Not so fast!

The shadowed figure trips over Packie as the other four run to the attic to go through the hole Armando punched. Packie looks back and the shadowed figure is revealed to be...

1. Dimitri Rascalov

2. Ray Bulgarin

3. Ray Boccino

4. Phil Bell's ex-wife.

5. Packie from a time paradox.

[Corndawg93]

5. Packie from a time paradox.

 

(Paradox Packie) (Japanese speak)

 

(Luis) Why is he speaking Japanese

 

(Francis) I don't know

 

(Niko) The To-do list!

 

(Packie) What To-do list

 

(Niko) The To-do list Gerry found in the bedroom, it had Japanese writing on it,

Niko goes back to Gerrys dead corpse and gets the list and heads back to the Treehouse

(Niko) What does this say (points the writing)

 

(Paradox Packie) (Japanese Speak)

 

(Luis) Speak English damn it.

 

(Paradox Packie) It says ...

What does it say???

1) "Meet Michael"

2) "Meet Trevor"

3) "Meet Franklin

4) "Look in the closet"