My Chain Story

[Fisciletti]

5. Niko challenges Luis to a champagne drink-off.

Niko: Hey Luis, how about we do a champagne drink-off?

Luis: Sure man, I'll win anyways.

Niko: Sure, sure.

 

Niko wins.

 

Niko: My mother's my sister! Cheesy vagginas!

Luis: Aye aye, loco, I'm crazy!

 

What happens next?

 

• Niko slaps Luis in the face.
• Luis slaps Niko in the face.
• Niko faints.
• Roman calls Niko.
• Armando and Henrique invade the club.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

•Armando and Henrique invade the club.

Armando, Henrique, and three drug dealers storm inside the club with Uzi's. They shoot Evan dead where Tony runs over there and mourns. Phil and Niko shoot with assault rifles and kill the drug dealers. Niko stumbles over onto the dance floor and shoots Phil in the stomach. Luis treats him in the manager's office after sobering up. Armando and Henrique go out the door.

Armando: Watch out putas. We'll be back!

Henrique: Hu hu we sure are.

After the drug dealers retreat, Niko sobers up and goes to his safehouse to get in his Perseus suit and tie. He goes back to the club where Phil is at the bar and Tony still mourning Evan's death.

Luis: Niko, I challenge you to a dance-off.

Niko: Very well then, spic.

Phil: Hey that's not cool Polack.

Niko: I'm not a Polack.

Luis: Yeah you guido.

Phil: Spic...

Phil leaves while Luis and Niko go to the dance floor. They start dancing with a crowd gathering up around each other.

plays in the background while they dance. Roman and Brucie back Niko up while Tony backs Luis up. They all dance to the song and even some people in the VIP lounge root for one of them.

1. Niko, Roman, and Brucie win and get the VIP lounge all to themselves.

2. Luis and Tony win the dance and get the VIP lounge all to themselves.

3. Evan miraculously comes back to life and joins the dance.

4. Armando comes back with sticky bombs and Henrique in an APC.

5. Phil warns everyone about the Russians storming inside, and they...

[Corndawg93]

You know I'm surprise no one has even mentioned the superstorm yet in the CS

 

4. Armando comes back with sticky bombs and Henrique in an APC.

 

(Niko) Arrr f*ck

 

(Luis) RUUUNNNNN!!!!

Suddenly a a superstorm rolls in and everyone forgets what there doing and goes into the club to keep safe, Niko then turns on a radio and the following report is herd

 

Hurricane Andy, the super storm that no has mentioned is finally here it's causing a problem as citizens try to get to cover and not get swept away by a wind, flood or....

Just at that moment the power cuts out and everyone is sh*tting them selfs

 

(Niko) What do we do now

 

(Luis) There's nothing we can do, we'll just have to clean up like every other time

12 hours later the storm dies down, they go out side and the 1st thing they see is...

What do they see???

1) An upside down car

2) A building that fell down

3) A jet max

4) The APC

5) Water flooding everything

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

2) A building that fell down

The facade of the building opposite Maisonette 9 has collapsed and the APC is buried under the debris. FDLC trucks, ambulances, and LCPD cruisers cautiously drive past on the flooded street.

Armando: "No! My APC!"

Tony: "No! The club is flooding!"

Niko: "No! My new shoes!"

Luis: "I better go and check on my ma'." *Jumps onto the back of a passing firetruck*.

Henrique: "Don't worry A, I'll help you dig out the APC."

Tony: "Oh sh*t, what about Hercules!?" *Runs to the club*.

Roman: "This is a catastrophe of epic proportions."

Brucie: "My penthouse better be alright."

Niko, Roman and Brucie get a car from the car park next to the club and drive through the flooded streets of Algonquin. Emergency crews are everywhere, damage is rife, civilians wonder aimlessly, the subways and the Booth Tunnel are flooded, and all bridges are closed.

Brucie: "Damn, how are we going to get to BOABO now?"

Niko: "Well I'd imagine you would be able to take a boat straight over to your place now."

Brucie: *Sarcastic laugh* "Funny NB."

At that point a Jetmax floats past their car in Lower Algonquin, and the three jump aboard.

 

They decide to go to...

1. Brucie's apartment.

2. Niko's Middle Park East apartment.

3. Drive through the flooded streets and help out where they can.

4. Take this opportunity to rob some stores.

5. Go to higher ground.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

2. Niko's Middle Park East apartment.

On the way there, they pass by the Civic Citadel and see Bernie hanging off the roof.

Niko: Bernie, jump in the boat!

Bernie: It's too high, I'll never make it.

Brucie: I'll catch you!

Roman: Quick, bounce off my fat into Brucie's arms.

Bernie jumps and bounces off of Roman's belly and into Brucie. They drive to Niko's apartment where the lobby is flooded and the foundation is struggling to hold together. They quickly go up the elevator to Niko and Roman's apartment. Niko takes some food from the fridge, drinks, and extra clothes. Roman gets his laptop, TV, the table that comes with it, his magazines, poster of Candy Suxxx, and his pimp suit. They go downstairs to Brucie and Bernie. They carry their bags of emergency needs and go to Brucie's apartment. They go to the Humboldt River where...

1. The boat is faced with heavy rain, uncontrollable wind and huge waves.

2. The boat gets flipped over by the people evacuating in other boats.

3. Yusuf Amir's new yacht is seen and he gives them five minutes to get their stuff.

4. Armando's APC comes toward them and he tries to kill them with Henrique.

5. There's a tsunami.

[Fisciletti]

5. There's a tsunami.

Brucie: Come on guys, get inside the boat!

Niko: Cheesy vagginas! It's a tsunami!

Roman: Oh my lord, it's really a tsunami! But Niko, why do you always say that?

Niko: Because my mother's my sister!

Roman: Okay.

Niko: We have 3 minutes before the tsunami arrives.

 

Niko calls Yusuf Amir.

 

Yusuf: Hello?

Niko: Hello Yusuf, it's Niko.

Yusuf: Niko, I can't talk now, there's a tsunami coming to Liberty City!

Niko: I know, could you please come rescue us on your biggest helicopter? We're in the middle of the Humboldt river. If you don't come, we'll die!

Yusuf: What? I'll never let you die Niko! Arab money! I'll be there in 30 seconds!

 

Yusuf arrives.

 

Yusuf: Get inside the chopper!

 

Everyone gets inside it. They fly away.

 

Where do they fly to?

 

• Los Santos.
• San Fierro.
• Las Venturas.
• London.
• Vice City.

[Corndawg93]

Los Santos.

 

(Niko) We can't go to LS, we need to stay in Liberty and help people, now c-mon turn this helicopter around and start helping people

 

(Yusuf) That sounds like a good idea, alright we'll do it

 

(Roman) Good, where do we go 1st

 

(Bernie) City Hall, there are some things in my office that might help us

 

(Niko) Ok, we go there 1st then we see how The Lost MC is doing.

They fly to City Hall and land on top of the building

(Niko) Yusuf, you keep the chopper running, Me, Bernie, Roman and Brusie will be back in five minute

 

(Yusuf) Ok

They take the stairs down and get to Bernies office and find two grappling hooks, some important files, food and some rope, they then go back up stairs to the chopper and get in and fly to the Lost MC clubhouse

On the way there

(Yusuf) What did you get

 

(Niko) Two grappling hook and some rope

 

(Yusuf) Did you rob Batman or something

They arrive at the Clubhouse and find...

What do they find

1) That the Clubhouse is knockdown by the storm

2) Johnny and the rest of the Lost MC are safe on the roof

3) The door to the roof is block by Infernus, so the lost cant get to the roof

4) Several cars are on the roof

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

2) Johnny and the rest of the Lost MC are safe on the roof.

Johnny: Hey Niko. Pick us up please.

Niko: Sure. Here's a grappling hook.

Johnny shoots the hook at Yusuf's big helicopter and the Lost MC climb up.

Johnny: Thanks Niko. Yusuf, you got some blankets or something?

Yusuf: Yup. They're in the back. Brucie, get them.

Brucie gets the blankets and tucks Johnny, Jim, Angus, Clay, and Terry up.

Jim: Thanks man.

Yusuf: So let's go to Los Santos baby!

Brucie: Can we visit Las Venturas for a while. I want to bet all my money for a load of hot babes! YEHEAH!

Niko: Venturas is OK for me as long as Roman doesn't bet away our money and belongings.

Roman: Don't worry about me cousin, I'll stay away from Caligula's Palace!

Yusuf lands the helicopter in the middle of the street in Las Venturas first. Brucie bets his money at Caligula's Palace then gets back in.

Brucie: I've got them. Come on Roman.

Yusuf flies the helicopter to Los Santos. He lands in the middle of the street by the Jefferson Motel and he buys a hotel room for all of them by spending $50,000,000.

Bernie: For all the money you paid, that must be a great apartment we're going to be living in.

Yusuf: This is the land of opportunity now my friend. I mean I know the land of opportunity got flooded by the Atlantic Ocean but that's beside the point.

Brucie gives the lady at the desk a load of cheesy pick-up lines.

Brucie: You just turned by Floppy Disk into a harddrive. Am I right?!

Lady: Ew. Mr. Amir, your hotel room is ready and you and your friends can go up there.

Yusuf: Thank you ma'am. Come on guys, let's go.

The five are with all their luggage and they take the elevator up to their fourth level hotel room. The living room, features six beds, a 50-inch plasma TV in front of a huge closet followed by a PlayStation 3, an Xbox 360, and the fastest-running PC ever-known exclusively for them. The kitchen has an automated oven with a large table, next to a large refrigerator carrying foods from around the world's most exotic and erotic places.

Yusuf: THIS IS THE BEST PLACE EVER, MAH NIGGAAAAAAS!

Niko: Now I can watch Seamus' walkthrough of GTA III in peace.

While Niko watches videos on YouTube, Roman and Brucie are ordering some personal strippers to come and pleasure them. Yusuf is playing Grand Theft Auto V on his gold PlayStation 3. Bernie is enjoying a seafood meal imported from the Carribean. And Johnny and the Lost MC are playing multiplayer on GTA V with Yusuf on multiple TV's.

Roman: I got to admit. This place is the sh*t.

1. Yusuf hooks up GTA V to Niko's golden PC so they can play GTA V.

2. Brucie and Roman's strippers have explosive diarrhea while shaking their booties in their faces.

3. Hurricane Andy appears as Ray Bulgarin's face outside the window.

4. The hotel is actually haunted by 5000-year old ghosts and skeletons pop up out of the TV screen.

5. Bernie gets a stomach ache and pukes all over Yusuf's gaming console.

Edited October 31, 2012 by The_Anti-tragedy

[Corndawg93]

1. Yusuf hooks up GTA V to Niko's golden PC so they can play GTA V.

 

The game craps out and the PC explodes

 

(Niko) Now what are we going to do

 

(Roman) Go back to Liberty and help the survivors of hurricane Andy

 

(Johnny) Yeah we should go back man

 

(Yusuf) Nah man we should stay here and party

 

(Johnny) We need to help the people

 

(Yusuf) F*ck the people, whip out your d*ck and piss all over them

 

(Niko) Fine we'll go with out you then

Niko, Roman, Johnny, Jim, Terry, Clay, Angus, Bernie and Brucie go back to Liberty to help and Yusuf stays in LV and does what he wants to do

Who do we follow in helping survivors

1) Niko

2) Johnny

3) Luis

4) Brucie

5) Roman

Edited October 31, 2012 by billy james

[Fisciletti]

 

1) Niko

A police officer called Mike sees Niko helping the survivors.

 

Mike: You're doing a great job.

Niko: Thank you.

Mike: My name is Mike, nice to meet you.

Niko: Nice to meet you too, I'm Niko Bellic.

Mike: I thought the police was looking for you.

Niko: They were.

 

What happens next?

• Mike forgives Niko for his crimes.
• Mike attempts to arrest Niko.
• Roman tells them that a bigger tsunami is only 30 minutes away from Liberty City.
• Mike shoots Niko.
• Niko shoots Mike.

[Corndawg93]

 

My story

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZHOYjI9tyk&feature=plcp

Piss off troll

 

Thank you, you just made me use my 300th post on the chain story, but who cares yay I made it to 300 club on this chain story, despite the fact that I waste it replying to a spastic monkey

Edited November 1, 2012 by billy james

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

 

Mike forgives Niko for his crimes.

Mike: "Tell you what, since you're doing a helluva good job helping out, I'll turn a blind eye."

Niko: "Thanks."

Radio call: "Attention available units, bank robbery in progress at the Bank of Liberty Chinatown Branch. There are three criminals, all are armed and dangerous. NOOSE are unavailable to respond."

Mike: "I'm on it."

Niko: "A bank robbery in progress? Do you want help?"

Mike: "I'm gonna need all the help I can get."

Niko gets into Mike's police cruiser and they speed through the streets to the bank.

 

- A journey later -

 

The police cruiser is instantly struck by bullets as soon as they arrive on scene. Four other police officers and two security guards are trying to take down the robbers.

Mike: "Niko, those robbers are going down that side alley, see if you can cut them off."

Niko: "Will do."

Niko jumps back into the police cruiser and drives around the corner. He speeds towards the Calvacade that the robbers would use as an escape vehicle and flips it over onto its hood. The cruiser is now inoperable.

 

But at that time Niko realizes who the bank robbers are. They are none other than...

1. Mohammed and two taxi drivers.

2. Oleg Minkov, Eduard Borodin, & Adam Dimayev.

3. Packie, Derrick, & Gerald.

4. Just three Russian gangsters.

5. Jay Leno, David Letterman, & another talk show host [of your choosing].

[Fisciletti]

 

1. Mohammed and two taxi drivers.

Niko calls Roman.

 

Roman: Niko, where are you? I'm helping the survivors!

Niko: I went to help Mike with this bank robbery that's happening now.

Roman: Niko, the N.O.o.S.E. should be doing that, not you!

Niko: They are unavailable to respond because of the tsunami.

 

Niko looks at the robbers and see that one of them is Mohammed.

 

Niko: Roman, it's Mohammed!

Roman: Who is Mohammed?

Niko: The taxi driver who worked for you!

Roman: What about him?

Niko: He is robbing the bank!

Roman: Didn't he tried to do this some time ago?

Niko: No, he commited other crimes but I think he didn't attempt to rob a bank. Well, anyways I'm chasing him.

Roman: Good luck Niko, kill this guy and his friends.

 

Mike calls Niko.

 

Niko: Mike, I'm following them!

Mike: Where are you Niko?

Niko: I'm approaching the Broker Bridge!

Mike: Okay, I'll send some officers there!

 

What happens next?

 

• Mohammed and his friends get arrested by the police.
• Mohammed and his friends notice that Niko is following them.
• Niko kills Mohammed and his friends.
• Mohammed and his friends crash the car.
• Another tsunami comes to Liberty City.

Edited November 1, 2012 by Fisciletti

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•Mohammed and his friends notice that Niko is following them.

Mohammed: MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOOOVE IT!

With Mohammed as the getaway driver, he swerves an evades traffic going down one-way roads. He crashes at the weapon shop.

Mohammed: Let's get a rocket launcher and lose my boss' stupid cousin.

The three robbers go inside and purchase a rocket launcher for $15,000. They buy maximum ammo and shoot Niko's car. Niko gets out and the police car hits into two of the robbers. Mohammed escapes on foot.

Niko: Where do you think you're going, sh*thead?

Mohammed: Somewhere away from you, I hope!

Mohammed runs a corner down a staircase but he realizes it's a dead end. Niko aims an assault rifle at Mohammed.

Mohammed: Don't kill me, you headdick! I'm the thing keeping your cousin's company standing.

Niko: Yeah I don't think so.

Niko shoots Mohammed in the head and takes the money back to Mike who is at the bank.

Mike: Thanks for the money and killing those robbers, Niko.

Niko: The least I can do for a cop. Seriously, I killed a lawyer, a blackmailer, their own brother, and two drug dealers because of it.

1. Mike lets Niko keep the $1,000,000 and Niko spends it on...

2. Yusuf comes in his huge helicopter so him, Niko, Roman, Brucie, and Bernie can all have a celebration party for surviving the tsunami.

3. Niko gets arrested by Mike for killing three people.

4. The NOoSE finally arrive but they blame Niko for the murders.

5. Roman comes in his car so they can both have a barbecue at one of their safehouses.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

4. The NOoSE finally arrive but they blame Niko for the murders.

Two NOOSE Enforcers pull up out front of the bank and the officers jump out and swarm the road.

NOOSE officer: "Do not fear, NOOSE is here!"

Mike: "It's a bit late now guys, this fair citizen has already taken down the robbers."

NOOSE officer: "You mean he did our job for us?"

Mike: "Pretty much."

NOOSE officer: "Well we can't go back to HQ empty handed. Since he took down those crims, we'll have to take him down."

Niko: "WHAT!? I took down the robbers, and I'm getting treated like I'm the crook? No wonder L.C is out of control!"

Mike: "Niko, get out of here!"

The NOOSE officers fire at Niko as he runs towards City Hall.

NOOSE officer: "He's going to destroy City Hall!"

Niko: "No I'm not you idiots!"

NOOSE officers: "Terrorist! Terrorist! Back-up required!"

All the roads around City Hall are instantly blockaded. Niko hides inside City Hall which is under construction after the explosion, fire, and added damaged caused by the hurricane and tsunami.

Niko: "I'll phone Bernie, he'll help me."

*Phones Bernie*

Bernie: "Hello?"

Niko: "Bernie, help me! NOOSE are after me! I'm hiding inside City Hall!"

Bernie: "I'll pull some strings and try and get them off your back."

 

- 5 minutes of waiting under heavy gunfire later -

 

The NOOSE officers suddenly stop shooting at City Hall and leave. The blockades are also removed.

Niko: "Thank you Bernie."

Mike shows up outside.

Mike: "Niko, are you alright?"

Niko: "I'm a little shaken, but fine."

Mike: "Let's get out of here."

Mike and Niko take an abandoned NOOSE Patriot and go to...

 

Where do they go to?

1. To one of Niko's friends [of your choosing].

2. To a nearby LCPD station to offer their assistance.

3. To a bar.

4. To a strip club.

5. To Star Junction where they part ways.

[Fisciletti]

1. To one of Niko's friends [of your choosing].

Niko calls Roman.

 

Roman: Hello cousin, I've helped all the survivors of the tsunami.

Niko: Great work Roman. Where are you?

Roman: I'm in our penthouse in Middle Park East.

Niko: I'll be there soon cousin.

Roman: Alright Niko.

 

Niko turns off the phone.

 

Mike: Niko, I have to go back to the police station.

Niko: Alright man, which one do you want me to take you?

Mike: Take me to Hove Beach station please.

Niko: Alright.

 

They get to Hove Beach police station.

 

Mike: Thank you Niko. You helped me a lot today.

Niko: No problem, Mike.

Mike: Keep my phone number, maybe I'll need you again some day. Also, every time the police is annoying you, call me. I'll make them stop chasing you.

Niko: Thanks man, I really appreciate that.

Mike: You're welcome. Good bye, Niko.

Niko: Bye, Mike.

 

Niko gets to his penthouse in Middle Park East.

 

Roman: Hello cousin. I was thinking about something.

Niko: What were you thinking about?

 

What was Roman thinking about?

 

• That they should do a big barbecue in their penthouse in North Holland.
• That they should travel on vacation.
• That it's time to put his son in the school.
• That he and Mallorie are going to travel.
• That they should buy an apartment in Hove Beach.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•That they should do a big barbecue in their penthouse in North Holland.

I went on a GTA IV neighborhood map and it turns out the penthouse is in Northwood. So, just remember that.

 

Niko: Good idea Roman. We all survived the cold and hypothermeating tsunami and hurricane and I think we deserve a break.

Niko and Roman go to a superstore and buy a barbeque, streamers and banners. They post flyers in BOABO, North Holland, Northwood, Schottler, Beechwood City, Meadows Park, Acter, and Middle Park West that read "The Bellic BBQ, November 2, 1:30pm. Johnny, Luis, Brucie, Packie, Gerry, Kate, Derrick, Little Jacob, Real Badman, Dwayne, and Bernie all arrive at the barbeque on time except for Bernie, who had mayoral duties and arrived 23 minutes later.

Bernie: Sorry I'm late everyone. I had a meeting with the mayor of Alderney City, but I'm here.

Niko: Bernie, you're just in time. Me and Roman are just giving everyone hamburgers.

Mori: Hey little B, $20 says I can shove this and eat in one gulp.

Brucie: I'd love to see this.

Mori chokes on the burger. Brucie does the heimlick maneuver and the burger flies into the air. Little Jacob and Badman are telling old drug dealing stories to Luis.

Jacob: It real serious iyah. The bloodclots attacked I and I. We were vewy lucky to escape.

Luis: You should see the sh*t I have to do everyday.

Packie and Gerry are having a hot dog-chugging contest. Gerry wins, but pukes all over Kate who is talking to Johnny. He also pukes on Mori's choked-on burger, that hits a ledge. The burger lands on the tip of the fence, but slips due to the vomit and so falls beside the barbeque.

Packie: That was close. Good thing the barbeque didn't explode.

The acidic texture in Gerry's vomit sets off the propane tank, blowing up Johnny and Kate. The fence is broken off and lands on Bernie's Infernus' gas tank, making it catch on fire. The fire from the car spreads up the building and sets the place on fire.

1. Mori hacks up another burger from his throat and it lands...

2. LJ and Badman are too high to see so they blame Luis for the fire.

3. Johnny's body lands on Bernie and he falls off the building. His men think it was an intentional attack by Niko and Roman.

4. Kate's body lands on Packie. Packie shoots an assault rifle by accident and shoots Brucie.

5. Roman is gassy from the burgers and hot dogs and falls and farts on...

[Fisciletti]

2. LJ and Badman are too high to see so they blame Luis for the fire.

Little Jacob: It's your fault, Luis!

Luis: It's not my fault!

 

Niko puts the fire out of the building, cleans up the vomit and sees that Johnny and Kate are alright, so the party is back to normal.

 

What happens next?

 

• Niko's neighbors arrive at the party saying that it's very noisy.
• The police arrive at the party saying that Niko's neighbors called them because the party is disturbing them.
• Niko turns the TV on and see some bad news.
• Some random guys invade the party.
• Someone falls from the terrace.

[Driftking120]

The police arrive at the party saying that Niko's neighbors called them because the party is disturbing them.

"Hey you, over there, we received reports of a domestic dist...oh f*ck" says an LCPD officer

*Just then everyone at the party pulls a gun out of their ass and unleash a hail of bullet at the two LCPD officers who are taking cover behind their cop car.

"Problem?" Niko ghetto-talk replies

"Backup requested! Backup requested! some rednecks are emptying out all of their clip on us oh f*ck!" the LCPD officer barks into the radio

*Just then "How to Survive in South Central" by Ice Cube begins to play loudly from a neighboring apartment building*

what happens next?

1. the LCPD cruiser catches on fire finally from the hail of bullets, but not before one of the officers grab a RPG from the trunk.

2. Niko and company run out of bullets

3. the whole police force of Liberty City drop what their doing and surround niko and company by forming a gaint circle around them, leaving no exit, and allowing no helicopters to enter within the perimeter

Edited November 2, 2012 by Driftking120

[Fisciletti]

3. the whole police force of Liberty City drop what their doing and surround niko and company by forming a gaint circle around them, leaving no exit, and allowing no helicopters to enter within the perimeter

Niko: We're screwed. We have to fight our way out.

Roman: Niko, don't be stupid, call Mike.

Niko: Thanks for reminding me about that, cousin!

 

Niko calls Mike.

 

Mike: Niko, hello.

Niko: Hello Mike, there are some of your friends here annoying me.

Mike: I'll make some calls.

Niko: Thank you.

 

What happens next?

 

• The police doesn't want to arrest Niko anymore.
• The police still wants to arrest Niko.
• Mike's cellphone brokes so the police is still after Niko.
• Roman calls his friend (which is called Someone and appeared some pages ago in the story) to help them.
• Packie calls someone to help them.

[Fisciletti]

Edit: wrong topic, my bad.

[Driftking120]

Mike's cellphone brokes so the police is still after Niko.

"911, what is your emergency?"

"Hello, This is officer Mike, I wanted to call on account of-"

*Suddenly a flying rat poops directly on Mike's phone, causing it to short out*

Meanwhile a lighting strike caused by the hurricane directly hits the cell phone tower supplying Liberty City causing all of the Liberty City metro area to lose the ability to use their cell phones(I'm not going to make this part of the chain story so easy for you guys to wrap up=))

What happens next?

1. Niko and company run out of ammo and result to using giant purple dildos as weapons instead while "How to Survive in South Central" is still playing

2. Niko and company run out of ammo and run into the nearest gunstore, locking themselves in, and holding the owner hostage, while coincidentally "How to Survive in South Central" is playing on the owners radio, and the police are surrounding the gunstore

3.Charles(remember me?) comes on a faggio with Eddie Low riding shotgun wielding a AK47 intent on killing Niko and company while Niko and company are almost out of ammo and still in a firefight with the police

Edited November 3, 2012 by Driftking120

[Fisciletti]

2. Niko and company run out of ammo and run into the nearest gunstore, locking themselves in, and holding the owner hostage, while coincidentally "How to Survive in South Central" is playing on the owners radio, and the police are surrounding the gunstore

The cellphones get back to normal so a police officer calls Packie. He's called Brad.

 

Brad: Leave this guy and come out of the store with your friends. There are over 300 police officers here.

Packie: Sorry man, we're not leaving. We are going to fight.

 

What happens next?

 

• They start a shootout with the police but a blackout happens (it is night).
• Packie calls a friend asking for help.
• Roman call his friend (which is called Someone and was seen a few pages ago) asking for help.
• Little Jacob throws molotov cocktails on the police officers.
• A N.O.o.S.E. team invade the store.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•Roman call his friend (which is called Someone and was seen a few pages ago) asking for help.

Fisciletti, it seems that you're denying scenarios that Driftking posts.

 

Roman: Someone, can you come to Chinatown and back me and my friends up?

Someone: Sure. I'll be there in six minutes.

Niko, Roman, Brucie, Dwayne, Packie, Gerry, Kate, Derrick, Little Jacob, Badman, Johnny, Luis, Bernie, and Mori all wait in the weapon shop.

Derrick: Anyone want to play chess?

Shopkeeper: Why you all in my store! Get out たわごとの束をフェラチオのBITCHピースをクソ。

The shopkeeper pulls out a shotgun. Luis headbutts him onto the ground and takes his outfit. Luis goes outside to the police.

Luis: Uh, "They dead. I kill them, no worry anymore. 私はコックを食べるか？? Okay, I think that's Japanese.

Officer: Okay. We just need you to sign this confidentiality agreement.

Luis: Never heard. Not real. No sign.

A Cavelcade comes down the street and mows down hundreds of cops. Someone, Roman's friend, comes out and sees Luis dressed up as the Japanese shopkeeper.

Someone: He killed everyone inside? この厄介な野郎を排除！

Niko: Why is everyone speaking Japanese?

Niko goes outside to inform Someone, but he already sprayed Luis with bullets.

1. Some LCPD around the corner spot Someone and fire at him.

2. Niko, Packie, Dwayne, Jacob, and Badman take as many weapons as they like.

3. Roman goes outside and he and Someone skip into the sunset.

4. Mike comes in a Police Cruiser from around the corner and helps Niko somehow.

5. Luis is resurrected as a Japanese man and so comes to kill Someone for killing him.

[Corndawg93]

2. Niko, Packie, Dwayne, Jacob, and Badman take as many weapons as they like.

 

They take the following guns

 

Niko took an M4, a Mac 10, and a Sniper Rifle

Packie takes An AK 47, a Deagle and an RPG

Dwayne took a Streetsweeper, a Pistol 44 and sticky bombs

LJ takes an AA12, Fully automatic pistol and Advanced Sniper

Badman takes an Advances MG, Golden Uzi and a P40

 

(Niko) Alright were all stock full of weapons and let get those pigs

They all go running out of the gun shop and take down every cop in site including mike and someone

 

(LJ) Aye Niko, we killed ya fren ova der

 

(Niko) Oh damn it, who killed Mike?

 

(Packie) I did sorry

Niko Shoots Packie in the leg for killing Mike

(Packie) ARRR F*CK MAN THAT HERT

 

(Dwayne) That's what happens when you get shot in the leg

 

(Niko) Don't make me kill you Packie

They carry Packie to a police car and drive off to Niko's Apartment in NORTHWOOD

What happens Next???

1) They try to fix up Packie's leg

2) They all go there seperate way

3) They go fix up Liberty

4) Another hurricane rips threw the city

[Driftking120]

4) Another hurricane rips threw the city

Another miniature hurricane rips through liberty city.

"Again!?" Comments Niko

*Suddenly Little Jacob in a Manana convertible speeds by and locks up the brakes.*

"Me breda, thee sky is fallin'!!" Yells Little Jacob who urges niko to get into the car.

*Little Jacob then floors it, as they finish crossing the middle bridge to Algonguin a police stockade plows into the side of the manana, ejecting Niko and Little Jacob, right before the car rolls over and explodes, spilling various firearms from the trunk all over the road, Charles and Eddie Low then get out of Stockade.

"How you like dem apples, HUH? Though you seen the last of me didn't you?" Says Charles

"Yeah, Yeah, boss, whatever" says Eddie Low

"Shuttup!" Yells Charles who kicks Eddie Low in the balls

*Suddenly the cell phone tower supplying Liberty City is swept away by the water from the hurricane and the cell phone support center explodes, leaving liberty city without cell phones for a couple of months, the LCPD then decide that this is all niko's fault and deem him a terrorist, sending thousands of LCPD officers after him*

"What the heck is that!?" Yells Charles who jumps back into the police stockade and drives away with eddie low at the sight of the thousands of LCPD Officers approaching ON FOOT.

*Niko then grabs an M4 off the ground. Empty. Niko grabs an MP5. Empty. Niko Grabs a Uzi. Empty. Niko grabs a snipper rifle. Empty*

"All these guns and you got no damn ammo!?" Yells Niko to Little Jacob

"I wud drunk when i loaded dem guns into dis car me breda" Replies Little Jacob

*Niko then pulls a pistol with only 18 rounds of ammo left out of his ass*

What happens next?

1. the gun is jammed and niko yells "WHAT. THE. f*ck." at the top of his lungs

2. Niko starts firing at the LCPD officers and then runs out of ammo and hides behind a concrete support beam

3. Niko takes out a purple dildo and starts fighting the LCPD officer Saints Row 3 style

Edited November 3, 2012 by Driftking120

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. Niko takes out a purple dildo and starts fighting the LCPD officer Saints Row 3 style

Niko: It's mega-explosive dildo time!

Niko slams and bludgeons all of the cops in sight on the road. Eddie Low comes back with Charles the 6-year oldand they have rocket launchers.

Charles: Here, take this sh*thead!

Charles blows up the base of the bent cellphone tower. It falls down and lands on Eddie.

Charles: Eddie. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Charles causes serious mayhem on the street. The LCPD come and fight Charles and Niko and Little Jacob.

Cop: The terrorist is using that innocent kid as an accomplice.

Niko: Why the f*ck did you get that idea?

Niko slams his explosive dildo at many police cruisers. Charles keeps blowing sh*t up with his RPG. Niko throws a grenade at the brushed Police Stockade Charles arrived in. The truck explodes and Charles is killed. The LCPD come in Hydras.

Niko: ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME!

Little Jacob picks up Charles' rocket launcher and uses the one rocket to blow up a Hydra. More Hydras come and they drop missiles and mini-nukes on the road. Craters are put into the middle of the road. Niko goes inside his penthouse but an atomic bomb is dropped onto the roof. The roof goes out in a fiery explosion, knocking out the Hydras and crashing onto Little Jacob and exploding into the wall of the building. Niko hides behind the counter, and rubble falls onto the entrance thus blocking it, and the taller part of the building drops into the lobby, exposing Niko to the sky. All of the buildings at least two blocks away from the penthouse are all blown up.

Niko: Jacob is dead, Northwood and North Holland are f*cked, and there's no one here.

Roman comes in his cab.

Roman: Eh Niko my cousin!

The broken subway track falls onto Roman's car's roof and crushes him. The hospital tilts toward Niko.

Niko: Sh*t, it's going to fall on me!

Niko climbs the wall to outside and quickly runs out of the way and the hospital falls onto the remains of the penthouse.

Who do we follow now?

1. Niko still who is recovering from the bomb.

2. Little Jacob who respawned and is arrested.

3. Brucie who is cruising around listening to Radio Broker.

4. Mike who wants revenge on Packie for killing him in the shootout.

5. Packie who has just dodged a sniper rifle shot from somewhere.

[Fisciletti]

3. Brucie who is cruising around listening to Radio Broker.

Brucie: Oh man, this song is awesome...

 

Niko calls Brucie.

 

Niko: Brucie, where are you?

Brucie: I'm driving around North Alderney, listening to Radio Broker. Oh man, this sone is awesome. Niko, I saw an explosion on Algonquin, are you okay?

Niko: I'm not okay man, the police thinks I'm a terrorist, they are coming in Hydras! They are throwing bombs! They killed Little Jacob!

Brucie: Don't worry, he is going to respawn. Listen, I know a guy who has a big depot on Port Tudor. We can set a headquarters there.

Niko: Thank you man. I'll call the others.

 

Some time later they meet at Port Tudor.

 

Roman: Niko, you have to get out of Liberty City, the police wants you dead!

Niko: Yeah, I think I should. But where should I go to?

Brucie: Don't go anywhere Niko, stay here on Port Tudor.

Packie: We're going to stay here with you Niko.

 

Mike calls Niko.

 

Niko: Mike? Weren't you dead?

Mike: I respawned. Man, the police wants you dead.

Niko: I know. Listen man, could you forgive Patrick McReary? He's my friend and he is the guy that killed you.

Mike: Okay Niko, tell him I forgive him.

Niko: Thank you man. Listen, I'm at a depot in Port Tudor. I'll be hiding here.

Mike: Okay man, I'll be telling you everything the police tries to do.

Niko: Thanks man, I really appreciate that.

 

What happens next?

 

• A depot near the one where they are explodes.
• They hear police sirens.
• A blackout happens in Liberty City and Alderney.
• Niko decides to go to Tommy Vercetti's house in Vice City.
• Niko decides to go to Carl Johnson's farm in San Andreas.

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A blackout happens in Liberty City and Alderney.

 

A blackout happens causing all the stuff that run on electricity to fail and stop working (Similar to the show Revolution)

 

(Niko) Damn why aren't you working you stupid car

 

(Brucie) It's not working man, it runs on electricity

 

(Packie) Great, now we have to walk

 

(Roman) Awww walk, that wasn't part of the deal

They start walking toward City Hall to see if Bernie know a way to get the Power back on.

 

(Roman) My feet hurt

5 minutes later

(Roman) I'm hungry

10 minutes later

(Roman) My feet are killing me

 

(Niko) Roman if you don't shut up, your feet won't be the only thing killing you.

 

(Roman) Ok

30 minutes later they get to City Hall only to find...

What do they find???

1) Bernie's not there

2) Bernie's being held hostage

3) That the power came back on

4) Hurricane Andy knock down City Hall

5) Hurricane Andy came back

[Fisciletti]

3) That the power came back on

The power gets back on.

 

Niko: Screw that...

Roman: Niko, the police is going to see you!

Niko: Call a cab driver to pick us up.

 

Roman calls a cab driver and asks him to pick them up. Some minutes later a blue Cavalcade arrives and they get inside. The driver is called Peter.

 

Peter: Where to, Roman?

Roman: Take me and my cousin Niko to depot 8 in Port Tudor.

Peter: Alright.

 

20 minutes later they get to the safehouse.

 

Roman: Thank you Peter, take this cash.

Peter: Thank you. Good bye.

Niko: See you later.

Roman: Alright cousin we have to set up a plan, otherwise the police is going to arrest you.

 

They go inside the depot.

 

What happens next?

 

• They don't see anybody there.
• Little Jacob is smoking a lot of weed.
• Packie is doing a party.
• Brucie is doing a party.
• Tony Prince is there with Luis.