My Chain Story

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•Jimmy Pegorino and over 100 goons invaded the headquarters and are inside it.

What better way to kick off the post-1,800 posts than a big shootout?

 

Niko and Packie take cover while Jacob is outside, having spliffs like there's no tomorrow. Niko and Packie kill some goons but Packie is shot in the arm and kicked in the face by another goon. Niko kills them and moves on to Fisciletti's office where he sees Fisciletti in a headlock by Jimmy Pegorino.

Niko: Unhand him, you slimeball!

Pegorino: You brought this on yourself, Nicky!

Niko: F*ck you! I won't surrender!

Fisciletti: Actually, surrendering looks like a pretty good idea.

Pegorino shoots a bullet but Roman jumps in front of Fisciletti and gets shot in the stomach. He pukes in the faces of many goons and burns their faces off. Packie gets Jacob and they go into the kitchen. They see four goons. Packie hits two with a frying pan while Jacob lights someone on fire and carefully throws their body onto Pegorino. Pegorino catches on fire, and spreads it onto many goons.

Fisciletti: Roman, you saved my life. Thanks guys for coming at a strangely convenient time.

Niko kills several goons in the living room and throws a couch onto two goons. He throws a grenade onto the bed and it explodes and knocks a goon up to the surface of San Quentin Ave. Packie slams a goon's face with a cupboard and then cooks his face in the oven. Jacob shoots and takes cover behind a pillar. The pillar is blown up with a grenade but Jacob escapes just in time and retreats to the living room where Roman and Niko are shooting lots and lots of goons, smashing them into windows and the TV. Packie and Pegorino confront each other.

Packie: Hey you sadistic selfish f*ck. I can't believe I worked for you.

Pegorino: Look who's talking, the big bad McReary.

Packie: F*ck you you Italian f*cking cocksucking piece of sh*t mobster.

Packie throws a grenade at Pegorino and it gets lodged in his ear. Pegorino's head blows off the veins and hits Roman in the eye. Niko continues killing the goons in the lobby of the building. The pillars are all blown up with rocket launchers and grenades, that the ceiling begins to cave in, trapping them all.

Niko: We need to get out of here, where's the escape ladder?

Packie: It's at the wall by the kitchen, hurry!

The ladder is blocked off by rubble, and Niko throws several grenades at it, but the ladder is destroyed. The ground in Bohan falls on top and created a giant crater in the road, an apartment block falls on top of the rest of Pegorino's goons. Packie, Roman, Niko, and Jacob quickly run out of the hole by running on piles of sand. Fisciletti comes out five minutes later, face covered with dust.

Fisciletti: I got the respawn machine finished! But we need a motorcycle engine to power it, I know a guy who owns a chop shop in Bohan Industrial.

Niko: A motorcycle engine?

LJ: What de deal with dat an'a ting?

The five ride Fisciletti's Stretch to the chop shop. Roman carries the machine with Packie inside.

Fisciletti: Pretty boy, here's a machine, I need you to fit in an engine in there.

Pretty Boy: We're gonna need $100,000 if I want to do that.

Niko: Here's the money. Stop being a dick.

Pretty Boy fits a motorcycle engine inside the machine and it starts working.

1. They test it by killing themselves. It _____.

2. Pegorino comes back in a Buzzard proving the machine worked.

3. Fisciletti says farewell for a while and by a while, I mean only a couple times in the CS.

4. Roman accidentally trips on a pile of old motorcycles(How do you trip on that?) and falls on the machine.

5. Jacob becomes high from all the smoke and thinks the machine is a sponge cake.

[Fisciletti]

2. Pegorino comes back in a Buzzard proving the machine worked.

Niko: So man, you respawned too, right?

Fisciletti: I will always respawn.

Roman: Why?

Fisciletti: Because I'm the creator of the respawning machine.

Niko: Alright. Look, it's Pegorino! He's flying a Buzzard!

Fisciletti: Niko, I have to tell you something!

Niko: Tell me.

Fisciletti: Our main headquarters aren't here.

Niko: Where are them? We'll go there!

Fisciletti: I know, we will go there.

 

Where are the main Fisciletti Family's headquarters?

 

• Under San Fierro.
• Under somewhere intaly.
• Under the city of Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.
• Under Carcer City.
• Under Vice City.

[Corndawg93]

Under Vice City.

 

(Niko) F*ck Vice

 

(Roman) Yeah we don't want to go there

Niko shoots Fisciletti in the head AND HE NEVER RETURNS IN THE CHAIN STORY AGAIN OR ANY OTHER FORUMERS

(Niko) Well I'm glad he won't be coming back EVER

 

(Packie) Yeah I hated his guts

Niko then goes over to the Respawn machine and program's it to only respawn GTA characters only and not FORUMERS

They all part ways

Who do we follow???

1) Niko

2) Roman

3) Packie

4) Brucie

5) LJ

Edited October 25, 2012 by billy james

[Fisciletti]

 

1) Niko

Roman: I don't know why Billy James decided to kill Fisciletti. He was the one to start the storyline.

Niko: Well, I'll go to my safehouse in Bohan and sleep a little bit. I'm glad that everything is back at normal.

 

Niko goes to his safehouse in Bohan and sleeps for six hours.

 

What happens next?

• Roman calls Niko.
• Some Dominican drug dealers try to kill Niko.
• Niko lost his phone.
• Niko buys a computer for his safehouse in Bohan.
• Someone calls Niko.

[EDMEISTERX]

Niko buys a computer for his safehouse in Bohan.

 

Niko:Ahhh for f*cks sake start you stupid piece of crap !

 

After a bit of bullsh*t the PC is up and running.

 

Niko:Victory ! Now what should I do first..?

 

Niko then decides to get a few games,he's got no use for all his money anyway.Niko looks a bit through Steam,ask some questions online,and he decides to get a game called Grand Theft Auto IV.

 

Niko:What the shi-

 

Suddenly Roman calls Niko and says his classic line of inviting Niko to a game of bowling.Niko actually invites Roman over to check out this game

 

Niko:Seriously man ! THIS GAME HAS ME AND YOU IN IT !

Roman:No way,cousin!

Niko:I bet you 50 bucks !

Roman:OK then...

 

What happens next ?

 

1)Roman comes over and checks it out

2)Niko gets jumped

3)A wormhole opens up due to the dimension collision and what not

4)You choose.

[Fisciletti]

1)Roman comes over and checks it out

Roman: Niko, it's just a coincidande. All of our friends are on the game too. But the game isn't set in Liberty City. It's set in New York city, which is near Liberty City. But you don't have to pay me 50 bucks.

Niko: Oh, thanks for the explanation cousin. But we can still play it!

Roman: Of course!

 

After some hours of playing G.T.A. IV they are stuck on a mission.

 

Roman: Let's check GTA Forums.

Niko: Oh look. Fisciletti is there. Good thing no more forum guys are showing up here.

Roman: I agree.

 

What happens next?

 

• They find help for the mission they are stuck in.
• They don't find help for the mission they are stuck in.
• They act like noobs and starting make random topics in the wrong sections.
• They stop playing and go out to do some exercise.
• They acidentally break the computer.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•They find help for the mission they are stuck in.

LOL, billy james' last post was like Seth MacFarlane's show Family Guy. If a character he plays doesn't like something, you can easily tell that he doesn't like it as it is out of character and really specified.

 

Niko and Roman go to GTAForums and make a topic in the Mission Help thread. Their username is "TheBiggestTITTEEZ( . Y . )"

Roman: No cousin, make the topic in the IV forum, not Mission Help, that place is too inactive.

Niko: Okay then.

The topic's name is "The Snow Storm" and the top-post reads "plz help i cant lose the stupd noos." Roman wrote that. 30 minutes later, Fisciletti replies.

Fisciletti: Shouldn't this be in the Mission Help thread?

Niko replies.

TheBiggestTITTEEZ( . Y . ): Screw you.

They move the conversation to private messaging.

TBT(.Y.): Just help us you f*cking f*ck.

Fisciletti: There's a Jetmax by the water when you get outside the hospital.

TBT(.Y.): Thanks... FAG! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Fisciletti: Dick...

Niko and Roman go back to GTA IV on their PC and play the mission. They susccessfully lose the cops in the Jetmax and then hang out with Brucie in the game. They crash his helicopter into the West River.

Roman: Did he drown yet?

1. The game crashes and Roman has a heart attack.

2. They start to install graphic mods, car mods, and player mods.

3. They do the next Elizabeta mission in Bohan.

4. Niko does the mission "...The Holland Play" by killing ____.

[Corndawg93]

4. Niko does the mission "...The Holland Play" by killing Dwayne

 

(Niko) Roman what did you do

 

(Roman) I didn't do anything

 

(Niko) Bullsh*t you just Killed the wrong person

They then start fighting a fight similar to the fight in Fast 5, but in the end Niko wins because he went into Red Army mode

 

(Roman) That fight made me hungry

 

(Niko) You know, I know why billy james killed off Fisciletti

 

(Roman) Why

 

(Niko) Because he didn't want the CS to be ruined by Fisciletti's bullsh*t

 

(Roman) I agree completly

What do they do next???

1) Buy a new computer

2) Buy The new game Medal of Dishonor: Whorefighter

3) Get something to eat

4) (Insert fun thing here)

 

 

Edited October 25, 2012 by billy james

[Fisciletti]

3) Get something to eat

 

They call Burger Shot.

 

Niko: Two big burgers please, in Joliet street, South Bohan. My building is the first of the road.

 

The burgers arrive. Niko pays 10$ to the man.

 

Niko: Thank you.

 

Roman and Niko eat the burgers.

 

Roman: Wanna know something?

Niko: Yes?

Roman: It was Billy James who put Fisciletti in the story.

Niko: I already know that.

Roman: Also, The_Anti-tragedy did some posts with Fisciletti in it.

Niko: I know.

Roman: I think Billy James and Fisciletti should live in peace, you know?

Niko: I agree. Cousin, how about we never talk about GTA Forums anymore? And how about we don't play computer games anymore? We should only talk about those sites that we know.

Roman: I agree, cousin.

 

What happens next?

 

• Niko goes on vacation to Vice City.
• Mallorie goes inside the apartment.
• Brucie calls Roman.
• United Liberty Paper calls Niko.
• Niko goes out of the apartment.

[Corndawg93]

I love how last 3 pages were full of subliminal messages

 

5) Niko goes out of the apartment

While walking out of the apartment he hears the preacher a cross the street so Niko listens to what he says

 

(Preacher) The lord is a kind man, wonderful man and man who will strike down apon thy who even mention internet sites that have nothing to do with the Chain Story or the GTA it self

 

(Niko) What the f*ck is he talking about.

Niko gets in his Sabre GT that was parked there and drive to the Lost MC Clubhouse and sees what Johnny doing

(Niko) Hey man, How life

 

(Johnny) Life's good Niko, it nice not to have any buildings fall down or any anyone trying to take over LC, Is Bernie still the mayor

 

(Niko) Yes I beleive so

 

(Johnny) Good, cause I want to see him about something

They drive over and when they get there something bad happens

What happened???

1) City Hall blows up

2) A bird sh*ts on Johnny

3) PBX trys to kill Niko

4) ETTSVO returns

Edited October 26, 2012 by billy james

[Fisciletti]

1) City Hall blows up

City Hall blows up.

 

Niko: My mother is my sister!

Johnny: What?

Niko: It's on fire!

Johnny: We have to save Bernie!

 

What happens next?

 

• They save Bernie.
• They don't find Bernie.
• Bernie is near them and they see eachother.
• Some firefighters and police officers arrive.
• Bernie wasn't there because he wasn't the mayor.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

• They save Bernie.

Niko and Johnny run into the burning building and weave their way past falling masonry and burning furniture to the mayor's office.

Niko kicks the door down and they find Bernie hiding under the desk.

Niko: "Come on Bernie!"

Bernie crawls across the floor to Johnny and Niko just in time before the floor of the office collapses.

Bernie: "That was too close."

The three hastily make their way to the entrance but it is now blocked.

Bernie: "We're trapped!"

Niko: "No we're not."

Niko leads the two back up the stairs (which collapses behind them) and towards a window.

Bernie: "Niko, what are we doing?"

Niko pushes Bernie through the window and he lands on a trampoline set up by the FDLC outside. Niko and Johnny follow after.

Bernie: "Very clever Niko, you knew that this trampoline was set up outside, that's why you pushed me out of the window."

Niko: "Er... yes, that was the plan." *Shifty eyes*.

Johnny: *Whispers* "You didn't know about that did you?"

Niko: "No I didn't. Don't let Bernie know that though."

Bernie goes away with his security and some employees of City Hall and Niko and Johnny now...

 

What do the pair do?

1. Bike racing.

2. Drinking.

3. Play golf.

4. Play air hockey.

5. Go to an internet cafe.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

1. Bike racing.

Niko finds a Freeway and Johnny gets on his Hexer. They go to the small race track left of the road in Funland. They race on the track.

Johnny: Think you can handle it?

Niko: Um, yes. I can. It's easy.

Johnny: Okay then, you want hard?

Niko: Well semi-hard would be interesting.

They get out of the track and Niko follows Johnny to the double-lane road in North Holland.

Niko: So what track are we racing?

Johnny: We're racing the Road to Bohan.

Niko: I already did that track for Brucie.

Johnny: Then Dukes Boulevard.

Niko: Done it.

Johnny: South Algonquin?

Niko: Done it.

Johnny: Airport Run? Elevated? Star Junction, North Alderney, South Alderney, South Broker?

Niko: Done, done, done, done, done, and done.

Johnny: All right then. Let's go, follow me.

Niko: What are we doing?

Johnny: We're racing...

1. A triathlon after picking up Luis.

2. Grand Tourer from EFLC multiplayer.

3. Terminal Velocity from IV multiplayer.

4. Industrial Action from IV multiplayer.

5. A custom track (specify in next post).

[Fisciletti]

1. A triathlon after picking up Luis.

Johnny: Let's do a triathlon!

Niko: Great idea. How about we go pick up Luis?

Johnny: Sure, let's go pick him up.

 

They pick Luis up.

 

Luis: Let's start at Charge Island.

 

They go to Charge Island.

 

What happens next?

 

• They start the race.
• They don't start the race because something came up.
• There are lots of police officers there because someone was murdered.
• There are some police officers there so they can't start the triathlon.
• Roman calls Niko and tells him something important came up, so Niko can't do the triathlon.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•Roman calls Niko and tells him something important came up, so Niko can't do the triathlon.

Roman: Niko, your mother died yesterday by some Russians!

Niko: I think too many of my friends and family have died in this Chain Story enough for me to not care for my mother dying. Later cousin.

Niko hangs up and they get the triathlon started. Niko parachutes but misses the boats. He swims back to one and drives it through some checkpoints.

1. His boat starts tilting due to immediate choppy weather.

2. His boat gets hit by Johnny's and is flipped over.

3. Roman calls him again asking him to go bowling at his mother's funeral.

4. Luis shoots everyone's boats, and gets disqualified.

[Corndawg93]

2. His boat gets hit by Johnny's and is flipped over.

 

(Niko) Arr f*ck

 

(Johnny) Hahahahaha

Just then a random dude in a jetmax notices Niko in the water and helps him out of the water, Niko thanks him and throws him of his boat

 

(Niko) Thank you

Niko gets back in the race and catches to Johnny and Luis who are head and head and are about to get to the next part of the race where you race in cars, there are 3 types of car Luxory, Super and Mustle cars

What car are there

1) TBoGT Shafter, Stallion and an F620

2) Super Drop Diamond, Sabre GT and a Bullet GT

3) Huntley Sports, Buffalo and an Infernus

4) PMP 600, Dukes and a Comet

[Fisciletti]

2) Super Drop Diamond, Sabre GT and a Bullet GT

Luis: I'll go on the Super Drop Diamond!

Johnny: I'll go on the Bullet GT!

Niko: Okay, I'll go on the Sabre GT.

 

What happens next?

 

• Niko wins.
• Luis wins.
• Johnny wins.
• They see some police officers and stop the race.
• Their cars are on fire and they get out of them safely.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

Niko wins.

Johnny is first, Luis is third, and Niko is second. Luis follows Niko onto the grass road and hits the turbo. He crashes into the cemetary. Niko and Johnny are neck and neck by the outdoor pool in Steinway where Niko bumps Johnny and screws him up.

Johnny: Hey f*ck you!

Niko: No pain, no gain, dick!

Johnny gets back in the game behind Niko as he maneuvers through the road, evading traffic. Luis comes back onto the road and smashes Johnny into the junkyard. Niko faces the final straightaway. He approaches the finish line as he goes on turbo. He makes it.

1. Johnny goes on a rampage, shooting people with an explosive DAO-12.

2. Luis goes on a rampage with sticky bombs, an explosive shotgun, and an RPG.

3. Niko shows off by dancing but Johnny and Luis team up to beat him up.

4. Roman shows up to inform Niko about his father dying.

5. Niko gets arrested for street racing.

Edited October 27, 2012 by The_Anti-tragedy

[Fisciletti]

4. Roman shows up to inform Niko about his father dying.

Roman: Niko. Your father died.

Niko: He did, some years ago.

Roman: Okay. How about we go bowling?

 

What happens next?

 

• They go bowling.
• They go to the church and pray for Niko's mother and father.
• Niko gets mad and shoots someone.
• Little Jacob calls Niko telling him that he has some trouble.
• Someone calls Roman.

[Corndawg93]

1) Someone calls Roman

 

(Roman) Hello

 

(Someone) I've kidnapped you wife, bring $2000000 to the Middle Park toilets, come alone

 

(Roman) Ok

Roman hangs up and turns to Niko

 

(Roman) Niko, do you have $2000000 on you

 

(Niko) Yeah, Why?

 

(Roman) A man kipnapped Mallorie and demanded that much money

 

(Niko) Sh*t, where did they ask to meet

 

(Roman) Middle Park Toilets

 

(Niko) Alright lets go

They head to the Middle park Toilets and when they get there they find a....

What???

1) Note

2) Cell Phone with and message on it

3) A bomb set to go off in 45 Seconds, which leads to them asking why it's 45 seconds

4) A dead animal

[The Odyssey]

2) Cell Phone with and message on it

The message read "You are 1 step closer to finding your wife. To find your wife and pay the money you must complete a set of tasks. If you do not, your wife will be gone. After completing each task, send me a picture for proof and I will message you the new task. The number is 034-555-0100 Your first task is...

What is the first task?

1) Beat the high score in QUB3D

2) Drive to the sprunk factory and look for a note

3) Kill the President

4) Find the Sultan RS

Edited October 28, 2012 by thegtaman531

[Fisciletti]

 

1) Beat the high score in QUB3D

Roman: It says that I have to beat the high score in QUB3D, and put the name "ROM" when I win.

Niko: Okay, let's go to The Triangle club.

 

They go to The Triangle club and play QUB3D.

 

Roman: I've got it Niko!

 

Someone sends Roman a message. The message says "Congratulations for beating the high score. QUB3D is a hard game. The next clue is: rest in peace. Good luck.".

 

Niko: Let's go to the cemetery.

 

What happens next?

• They arrive at the cemetery.
• They arrive at the cemetery and find another clue.
• A funeral is happening at the cemetery.
• The cemetery is closed.
• It's dark but they go inside the cemetery anyways.

Edited October 28, 2012 by Fisciletti

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

The cemetery is closed.

thegtaman531, I haven't heard this story before in any other video games

 

Roman: Screw it.

Niko stops Roman from entering the closed cemetary. He fails and Roman checks all of the tombstones. He looks at Francis McReary's grave. Roman encounters a giant tombstone that says "Reserved for Mallorie Bellic"

Roman: Niko, I think I found our clue.

Roman digs up the earth and finds a tunnel leading to the Charge Island sewage plant. Niko and Roman find a letter containing an EFLC manual. Words scribbled all over it read "Look behind you." Niko and Roman look behind and see Slender Man. Niko kills it with his trusty AK-47. Roman takes a picture and sends it to 034-555-0100. Roman gets a text message.

Message: Congratulations. Your next task is to find a _ul__n R_.

Roman: What's an ulner?

Niko: We have to fill in the blanks, it's the Sultan RS in Westdyke.

Niko and Roman take a boat to the east side of Westdyke. They wash up and go to the mansion. Niko looks behind the garage and sees the Sultan RS. Roman gets inside after Niko breaks the window.

Roman: Something doesn't feel right.

Three ghosts appear behind the Sultan RS.

Niko: Roman, there are ghosts!

One of the ghosts has chainsaws for hands and heavily dents the Sultan. Niko and Roman make a jump over a cliff in the sports car and take off. The ghosts smash through cars while Niko and Roman go around the old casino. They go across the perimeter where they go through the tunnel.

Roman: Did we lose them?

Niko: I'm not so sure, cousin.

The two cousins have lost the ghosts. They take a photo of the Sultan RS with Roman's cellphone and sends it to 034-555-0100. They recieve a message.

Message: Good job. Now...

1. Cut your balls off.

2. Go to the abandoned Sprunk factory in Tudor.

3. Eat a bowl of Froot Loops. WITHOUT MILK.

4. Look behind the Alderney State Correctional Facility.

5. Kill your closest friend, besides your cousin.

Edited October 28, 2012 by The_Anti-tragedy

[Fisciletti]

That's why I defend saying "I'll take a turn" everytime we want to post a new story.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

4. Look behind the Alderney State Correctional Facility.

Niko and Roman drive over to the ASCF and look behind the complex. There they find a street preacher.

Preacher: "Listen, do you hear them drawing near in their search for the

sinners?

Feeding on the power of our fear and the evil within us!

Incarnation of Satan's creation of all that we dread.

When the demons arrive those alive would be better off dead!"

Niko: "We came all the way over here just to find a crazy preacher spouting lines from 'The Spirit of Man'?"

Roman: "What's the chances his name's Nathaniel?"

Preacher: "How do you know my name?"

Roman: "Guessed."

Preacher: "You must be the ones seeking this." *Passes over a note*.

Roman: "It says:

"Congrats, you've found the crazy singing street preacher. Random aye? Look on the island in Middle Park Lake."

*Groan* When will this hunt end?"

Niko: "We're doing this for Mallorie remember."

Niko and Roman get back in their vehicle and drive to Middle Park whilst the preacher is shot by a security guard from the prison.

 

- Later on the island in Middle Park Lake. -

 

Roman: "I hope there won't be anymore swimming involved."

Niko: "Hey cousin, look at this."

 

What has Niko found?

1. Yet another note pinned to the tree.

2. The body of another street preacher in the tree.

3. A picnic basket.

4. An OG Loc CD.

5. A message in a bottle.

[Fisciletti]

4. An OG Loc CD.

Niko: It's a CD!

Roman: OG Loc sucks.

Niko: Look! A bottle!

Roman: There's a paper in it!

 

Niko picks the bottle up.

 

Niko: It's the next clue!

Roman: What does it say?

 

What does the message says?

 

• Rest in peace, Dimitri Rascalov.
• Old cab depot.
• Your first home.
• Rest in peace, Aiden O'Malley.
• Mayor.

[Corndawg93]

Rest in peace, Aiden O'Malley.

 

(Niko) To the cliffs of Leftwood

 

(Roman) To the Bellicmobile

The get in their Sabre GT and drive over to the Cliffs of Leftwood, 10 minute later they get there.

(Roman) There's the note

Roman pick up the note and it reads...

What does it read???

1) Nothing

2) Happiness is everything

3) Go back to the Toilets

4) Comrade

5) Australian animal

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

4) Comrade

Niko puts down the letter and goes to Comrade's where he finds a drunkun Mel stumbling all over the place.

Mel: You a bunch o' pussies and f-eh-gs! I'm going back to deh meetings.

Niko shoots Mel and asks Mikey if he has recieved any letters recently.

Mickey: Nope. Nothing but this refrigerator full of vodka.

Niko examines and opens up the refrigerator. He finds a note atached to the back of a bottle of vodka. Niko reads it.

Niko: Go to the top of Northwood in an hour.

Roman: All the way to Northwood?

The two cousins get a ride from Brucie to land his helicopter on the small island north of Northwood.

Niko: A rocket launcher. This could come in handy.

A helicopter flies above Roman. It's carrying Mallorie, with a gag in her mouth and tied up to the seat.

Roman: That trickster's got Mallorie!

Niko borrows Brucie's chopper and flies it into the other chopper. Roman uses the RPG to shoot the enemy's helicopter, while Mallorie jumps into Niko's. The kidnapper is killed and Mallorie is saved.

1. The kidnapper gets out of the water and has a fistfight with Roman.

2. Mallorie is snied from Niko's helicopter by ______.

3. Roman falls over and shoots a rocket by mistake, hitting...

4. Niko's helicopter malfunctions as Brucie got the helicopter cheap.

5. Brucie takes the controls and instantly forgets how to fly.

[Corndawg93]

1. The kidnapper gets out of the water and has a fistfight with Roman.

 

Roman smashes the kidnappers head on the heli several times, then while the chopper blades weren't spinning Roman put the kidnapper on them and turns on the chopper and the Kidnapper is ripped apart

 

(Niko) Roman finally grew a set of balls

 

(Mallorie) My hero

Mal and Roman start making out and go home and Brucie does the some which leave Niko on his own

 

What does Niko do next???

1) Goes home to sleep

2) Goes the Maisonette 9

3) Calls LJ to see if he has any work that needs doing

4) Thinks back to all the crazy sh*t that has happened in the Chain Story and makes a funny comment

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

2) Goes the Maisonette 9

Niko goes to Maisonette 9, but when he arrives he sees Armando having a heated argument with Dessie outside.

Armando: "Let me in bro! Luis is my boy!"

Dessie: "For the last time I'm not letting you in! I don't care if you know Luis, many of the girls here know him. And besides, dressed like that, I wouldn't even let you clean my shoes."

Armando: "You wait, just you wait, I'll be back with my boy Henrique, and you're going to wish you never ran your mouth at me!" *Storms off*

Niko: "What was all that about?"

Dessie: "Another person claiming to know Luis in an attempt to get into the club. If you say you know Luis I'm going to kick your ass across the street."

Niko: "No, I won't use that excuse."

Dessie: "Good. Now go away."

Niko: "Okay. But first I should let you know that that guy you were arguing with, I saw him with two drug dealers behind the club earlier. I think they were talking about how to sneak into the club."

Dessie: "Are they still behind the place?"

Niko: "Only one way to find out."

Dessie runs to the back of the club and Niko sneaks inside.

Niko: "Sucker."

 

Now inside Niko first has a few shots at the bar and falls over a chair and lands on Phil Bell.

Phil: "Aye, watch it Nicky."

Niko: "Phil? What are you doing here?"

Phil: "I'm here to see Tony."

At that point Tony walks into the club accompanied by Luis, and Evan.

Phil: "Tony!"

Tony: "Hang on Luis I've got to take care of business."

Niko: "Hey Luis."

Luis: "Niko? How'd you get in here? Actually I don't want to know."

Tony and Phil go to the office, Niko and Luis dance, and Evan tries to do a champagne drinking contest, but falls over the railing of the VIP area and crushes a waitress.

Luis: "Oh damn it Evan you blithering drunk!"

 

Then...

1. Armando and Henrique burst into the club.

2. Luis takes Evan into the bathroom and dunks his head in the toilet repeatedly.

3. A gang bursts into the club all guns blazing.

4. Gunshots are heard in Tony's office.

5. Niko challenges Luis to a champagne drink-off.