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[The_Anti-tragedy]

4) Fisciletti starts to put numbers next to his option instead of dots

Niko: How is that possible?

Luis: I don't know, but I think that's a sign of the apocalypse.

A meteor lands and explodes behind someone on a Bati Custom. Johnny goes over to the bike and sees...

Johnny: Malc! No, not Malcom!

Niko: Sorry Johnny, but we have to get out of there. Thanks to Fisciletti, the world is ending!

Roman: I thought of an out-of-character scripted way to save our asses! We go to that Zero guy in San Fierro and ask him to make a teleporter to get to a different dimension and live our lives there.

Max: But how will we get to the place we desire, fat guy?

Luis calls Yusuf to hook them up with a ride to San Fierro. Yusuf arrives a few minutes later during an earthquake, combined with meteorites landing on innocent civilians. Luis, Niko, Johnny, Roman, Max, Bernie, and Packie all get inside with Yusuf and they fly towards the West Coast.

Yusuf: You like my sweet capacity-modified aircrane, niggas? This is solid gold!

Packie: Did you say solid?

The helicopter starts to drastically lose altitude due to the weight of the gold. Yusuf jumps out before he can get killed by the explosion. Niko, Packie, Bernie, and Roman also survive, but the rest didn't. They get out and go to Francis International Airport. Niko, Packie, Roman, and Bernie in the car, Yusuf in the trunk. They reach Dukes Expressway. They continue going up to the runway and they all go off the ramp and meet with the plane on the side.

Yusuf: MHWHEF GUMHNUH MUHK UT NUHGGUHS!

Yusuf opens the trunk with amazing strength and opens up the stairwell of the plane. Niko and the others land on the wing of the plane after Yusuf takes over it and redirects. Yusuf is now controlling a plane with Niko, Packie, Roman, and Bernie in a car on the wing of it.

Packie: How the f*ck did we make it?

Bernie: That's the magic of being mayor. I'm a good luck charm.

Niko: Now that's ridiculous, Florian.

The plane flies to San Fierro and spin and spiral out of control onto the runway of Easter Bay Airport. Yusuf jumps out and gets crushed by the plane's landing gear. Niko and the others make it. They get a car from the parking lot and drive to Zero's RC while the giant meteorites fall from the sky. They encounter Zero.

1. Zero thinks the guys are aliens and takes out a shotgun and ______.

2. The SFPD are after them for Yusuf commiting grand theft airplane.

• The_Anti-tragedy starts using dots for his options and the outside gets worse.

4. Max Payne comes back with Luis and Johnny as radioactive mutants.

5. They ask Zero for some robot armour and a telportation device.

[Corndawg93]

• The_Anti-tragedy starts using dots for his options and the outside gets worse.

 

(Niko) Why is this happening, what did we do

 

(Bernie) We need you to make us a teleportation device

 

(Zero) What for

 

(Roman) Urrr durrr, so we can escape this appocalype and go to a different demention

 

(Zero) Why not go back in time and stop what made all of this happen

 

(Niko) Why didn't we think of that before

 

(Roman) Can you make us a time travel device

 

(Zero) Sure but it won't be easy, meet me at the airport in ten minutes

 

(Niko) Ok

They all go to the airport and wait for for Zero to show up

 

(Roman) Where is he

Suddernly Zero show up in the time device

(Niko) WTF, did you just come from the future

 

(Zero) Yes

 

(Packie) How long did it take you to make

 

(Zero)...

1) "1 Year"

2) "5 Years"

3) "4 Months"

4) "Couple of hours"

• billy james also starts to use dots in his options causing The devils number to appaer

Edited October 20, 2012 by billy james

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3) "4 Months"

Niko: With time travel, you can make any timespan bw within a minute.

Zero: That's right, my friend. Okay, let's get this going. Everyone get in.

Niko, Bernie, Roman, Packie, and Zero get in the time-ravelling device and teleport to Fisciletti's place half a day ago.

Fisciletti: What can I do for you? Oh my God, it's Niko Bellic, and Roman, Bernie, and Packie.

Niko: Whatever you do, don't use numbers for your options! It'll destroy the Earth!

Fisciletti: Why would I? Using dots is unique. Oh yeah, I have short-term memory loss or something because one minute I was on my computer and the next minute I was in my house with a sh*t ton of money.

Packie: You must have been hypnotized or something.

Bernie: Who would be able to hypnotize people?

Zero: ... ... BERKLEY!

Niko: Your arch nemesis is responsible for hypnotizing Fisciletti here?

Zero: He should be. He knew that it was a sign of the apocalypse and so hypnotized Fisciletti to do it so the world would end. Also, we're too late, we have to go back further to when Berkley arrives.

Roman: Okay, so we go like yesterday?

Zero: That's right. Let's go inside.

The gang gets inside the device along with Fisciletti. They all teleport to the day before. There, they find Berkley using an RC hypnotizing ray against Fisciletti.

Packie: There he is!

Berkley: Zero, my foe.

Zero: F*ck you Berkley.

Niko gets an assault rifle and shoots Berkley in the stomach. One of his two guards use RC helicopters to shoot pistols at the group. Fisciletti saves his yesterday self and crashes out the window. They both die. Niko shoots the helicopters down on the ground and fires a rocket launcher at Berkley and the guards. They all get killed, and respawn in their locations.

Niko: What universe is this?

Packie: We caused a time paradox when Fisciletti killed both of himself. Therefore, the world doesn't end, but Fisciletti has been killed twice. Ficiletti still existed later, but he was erased.

1. Fisciletti is still alive and is beside Roman.

• The_Anti-tragedy still starts using dots for his options.

3. Bernie runs into Bryce getting kidnapped AGAIN!

4. Zero calls Niko to get him and the others to his RC shop.

[Fisciletti]

1. Fisciletti is still alive and is beside Roman.

Fisciletti: Don't worry guys, I'm alive.

Niko: I'm glad to hear that.

 

Everyone goes to Niko's penthouse in North Holland.

 

Zero: I think it's better to destroy the device.

Fisciletti: I agree.

 

They destroy the device.

 

Zero: The world is better now.

 

What happens next?

 

• Fisciletti gets in Niko's computer and logs in GTA Forums.
• They ask Fisciletti some questions about himself and GTA Forums.
• They ask Fisciletti why does he uses dot in his options instead of numbers.
• They make a big party.
• Dominican drug dealers attempt to kill them.

[Corndawg93]

• They ask Fisciletti why does he uses dot in his options instead of numbers.

 

(Niko) So why do you use dot insted of numbers

 

(Fisciletti) I'm not telling

 

(Roman) C-mon tell us

 

(Bernie) Yeah

 

(Fisciletti) Ok, ok It all start When...

1) "I found out I was gay"

2) "When a bunch of numbers attacked me"

3) "I found out I was adopted"

4) "I relised I was awesome

• "A group of dot befriended me and now there my only friends"

[Fisciletti]

4) "I relised I was awesome

 

Fisciletti: I realised I was awesome and then I decided to put dots in my options. I'm the only one in GTA Forums who does this.

Niko: Nice man. You are really very awesome.

 

Fisciletti gives his phone number to Niko.

 

Niko: Thank you.

Fisciletti: You're welcome. I have some friends that may help you when you are in trouble. Just call me.

Niko: That's nice. Hey guys, how about we hang out?

 

What is going to happen next?

 

• They are going to go to Superstar Café again, but it is destroyed because of the shootout that happened.
• They are going to go to Honkers.
• They are going to stay in the penthouse and do a big party.
• They are going to organize a parade around Hove Beach, Firefly Projects, Firefly Island and Beachgate.
• They are going to organize a parade around Middle Park.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•They are going to stay in the penthouse and do a big party.

Roman and Packie get some beer delivered to them and start drinking their brain cells away. Niko, Bernie, and Fisciletti dance to Vice City FM, and Brucie, Little Jacob, and Dwayne come join.

Dwayne: This is some fun sh*t Niko. I'ma have a drink.

Niko and Packie spill over some alcohol that hits the occupied outlet on the wall. It catches on fire with the wall and the place burns down. The FDLC arrive and put it out just in time before anything got dismantled. A firefighter gives Niko a fine.

Niko: What's this?

Fireman: It means you've have too many fires here and we're not going to respond to your fires 'til the end of February.

Niko: Oh man, seriously?

Niko, Roman, Bernie, Packie, Fisciletti, Dwayne, Little Jacob, and Brucie all go back to dancing and drinking. Niko, Bernie, Roman and Brucie fight over the TV.

Bernie What should we watch?

Niko: How about My Little Pony: Friendship is Ma-

Roman: No, enough of that crazy Bronie bullsh*t conspiracy whatever. Let's watch Princess Robot Bubblegum.

Brucie: Something manly like the Men's Room.

Bernie: Republican Space Rangers, Dick is going to get plastic surgery on his dick!

The four decide to watch...

1. Princess Robot Bubblegum

2. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

3. Republican Space Rangers

4. The Men's Room

[Corndawg93]

4. The Men's Room

 

(Niko) Your right Brucie, this show is manly and interesting

 

(Brusie) Told you it was

All of a suddern 3 masked men break in and hold them all hostage by tieing them up in chairs, The main dude then takes Fisciletti and holds him at gun point

 

(Robber) Tell me where the Money is or we give him the John Marston treatment

 

(Fisciletti) TELL HIM DAMN IT!!!!

 

(Niko) Never

 

(Robber) Alright then, we warned you

They then proseed in killing Fisciletti like they said

 

(Niko) NOOOOOOO!!!! you killed him, oh well

 

(Robber) Alright Mr Bellic, tell me where the money is

 

(Niko) Never

The Masked men then take there masks off for no reason

Who are they???

1) Regan Jones, Adam Burns and Phillip Oscarfield II, The dudes who ran the 3 international gang

2) Dimitri, Bulgain and Timar

3) billy james, AlexGTAgamer and The_Anti-Tragedy

4) Max Payne, Cole Phelps and John Marston

Edited October 21, 2012 by billy james

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

3) billy james, AlexGTAgamer and The_Anti-Tragedy

Niko: *Gasp* "It's you lot!"

billy james: "Yes, it is us, the Furious Forum Fighters!"

Roman: "What a lame name for a gang."

The_Anti-Tragedy shoots Roman in the stomach.

Roman: "Ahh! I take back what I said."

billy: "Where's the money?"

Niko: "Behind that fake Van Gogh painting on the wall."

AlexGTAGamer goes over to the painting, but it is a trap! Behind the painting is a motion sensitive bomb.

Alex: "OH CRA-" *Explodes sending him flying out of the window of the apartment*.

billy and Anti: "You'll pay for that!"

The two raise their weapons to Niko's head, but suddenly someone bursts into the apartment.

 

Who comes to save Niko's life?

1. Dan Houser.

2. Mila Tadic.

3. Hossan.

4. [insert another character here]

5. No one. The person who busted through the door was a drunk who thought that the apartment was his place, he then stumbles away.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. Hossan.

Brucie punches The_Anti-tragedy and grabs his gun.

Hossan: Niko, I'm banned from the drug store, can you get me some Sudafed?

Niko: Brucie, shoot billy james!

billy: I don't think so.

billy james dodges and kicks Brucie against the wall, knocking him out. Bernie runs away. Dwayne calls his gang for backup. Anti throws a grenade at Dwayne and kills him.

T_A-T: Niko, we got your little friend. Any last words?

Niko: Yes, Hossan. Jimmety-crickets.

Hossan is hypnotized into becoming a crazy chimpanzee. Hossan pounces off of the Anti-tragedy. billy james is kicked out the window and so is Anti.

Roman: Niko. Get me to a hospital!

Niko: I'm coming, Roman.

Packie: Niko, how did Hossan turn into an ape?

Niko: Me and Hossan went to a carnival after I saved it from terrorists and he got hypnotized by a clown by saying Jimmety-crickets. Hossan, mankey.

Hossan is unhypnotized. The_Anti-tragedy flies in on a jetpack with billy james, and they both spill gasoline and light a match. The penthouse catches on fire. Niko, Roman, Packie, Jacob, and Hossan all run away. billy james kicks Hossan in the leg and makes him drop his counterfeit satchel. The satchel falls onto a luggage cart in an alleyway and is sent onto the street where it blocks traffic where a truck crashes into everything in sight. Cars come throttling down the hill where they all gain more and more cars. They all explode at the base of the water tower. The tower falls and the water is splashed onto the penthouse. Niko shoots the gas tank in the jetpack and the two Furious Forum Fighters are killed by the explosion. Niko, Roman, Hossan, Packie, and Jacob jump off the fire escape onto the apartment building. Three people appear behind Little Jacob. They take Jacob away and throw him off the rooftop. Who are these three people?

1. Phil Bell, Ray Boccino, and Jimmy Pegorino.

2. Bernie Crane, Bryce Dawkins, and Julio Ochoa.

3. [insert three forumers here]

4. Stan Carmen, Dan Silver, and Jeff Myrtle.

[Fisciletti]

 

1. Phil Bell, Ray Boccino, and Jimmy Pegorino.

Jimmy: Your friend is going to die now, Niko!

Niko: Ah, who cares. He's going to respawn at the hospital in a few hours.

Fisciletti: No Niko. The respawning thing is over. From now on, once you die, you're permanently dead.

Niko: Ah, who cares. Those three bastards suck at fighting. And also, weren't you dead?

Fisciletti: Not really. Billy James edited his post and killed me.

Niko: He couldn't have done that, man! Well, it's a shame for him, because everyone is going to see the changes. People also can see when he edited it.

Fisciletti: I know. I hate when people modify previous stories. Some people has already posted after him. I think he couldn't have done that.

Niko: I definitely agree with you.

Fisciletti: Yeah. I also had to edit this post, to fit it in the story.

Niko: Okay, but if you were dead, how did you appear here?

Fisciletti: I was the last to respawn in a hospital. From now on, no one can respawn anymore. Once you are dead, you are permanently dead.

Niko: Why did this happen?

Fisciletti: Well, I created the respawning machine. I think it's better to destroy it because it confuses up everyone.

Jimmy: Your friend isn't going to respawn, Niko!

Niko: I know. Also, he isn't going to die.

Jimmy: What?

 

Niko shoots the three. He doesn't kill them though.

 

Jimmy: Guys, let's move to my mansion in San Fierro, I don't want to die!

Niko: Yeah, go, little girls.

Little Jacob: A wa gwan Niko, me 'lmst dai dere uno.

Packie: Que?

Fisciletti: What did he say?

Niko: He said "Thanks Niko. I almost died there.".

Fisciletti: Was he speaking African? The only word I understood was "Niko". How can you understand him so well?

Niko: I've been hanging out with him for a long time. I learned to understand him.

Packie: But why does he speak like that?

Niko: Because he smokes too much weed. Also, he's Jamaican.

Fisciletti: I'll make him stop smoking and from now on he's going to talk correctly.

 

What is Fisciletti going to do to make Little Jacob stop smoking and start talking correctly?

• He's going to shoot him in the leg, so he gets traumatized.
• He's going to give Little Jacob a shock treatment.
• He's going to make a big gang with Niko, Packie and all of their friends and they'll take down every single drug dealer and drug gangs in Liberty City.
• He's going to put fire on all weed plantations around Liberty City.
• He's going to ask his friends from the Fisciletti Family (an international gang, of which he is the boss) around the U.S.A. to kill every drug dealer and put fire on all weed plantations around the country.

Edited October 23, 2012 by Fisciletti

[Corndawg93]

Your character was dead, he can't come back so why is he in your post dude that makes no sence

[Fisciletti]

Your character was dead, he can't come back so why is he in your post dude that makes no sence

My character wasn't dead. In your last post, a robber tells Niko to tell him where the money is. Niko doesn't, and they attempt to kill him. But Niko says no. Then they ask him where it is. Niko says that he won't tell them. Then, the masked men take off their masks for some reason.

 

My character didn't die.

[Corndawg93]

 

Your character was dead, he can't come back so why is he in your post dude that makes no sence

My character wasn't dead. In your last post, a robber tells Niko to tell him where the money is. Niko doesn't, and they attempt to kill him. But Niko says no. Then they ask him where it is. Niko says that he won't tell them. Then, the masked men take off their masks for some reason.

 

My character didn't die.

Niko said NOOOOO because they killed "you" not becasue Niko told them not to kill "you"

 

So you might want to redo you post so it makes sence

Edited October 21, 2012 by billy james

[Fisciletti]

Your character was dead, he can't come back so why is he in your post dude that makes no sence

My character wasn't dead. In your last post, a robber tells Niko to tell him where the money is. Niko doesn't, and they attempt to kill him. But Niko says no. Then they ask him where it is. Niko says that he won't tell them. Then, the masked men take off their masks for some reason.

 

My character didn't die.

Niko said NOOOOO because they killed "you" not becasue Niko told them not to kill "you"

Man, you just edited your post. That's a shame, because it says when you edited it. Anyways, consider that Fisciletti was the last to respawn in a hospital, then he came back. Or you can put your post as it was before you edited it.

[Corndawg93]

Your character was dead, he can't come back so why is he in your post dude that makes no sence

My character wasn't dead. In your last post, a robber tells Niko to tell him where the money is. Niko doesn't, and they attempt to kill him. But Niko says no. Then they ask him where it is. Niko says that he won't tell them. Then, the masked men take off their masks for some reason.

 

My character didn't die.

Niko said NOOOOO because they killed "you" not becasue Niko told them not to kill "you"

Man, you just edited your post. That's a shame, because it says when you edited it. Anyways, consider that Fisciletti was the last to respawn in a hospital, then he came back. Or you can put your post as it was before you edited it.

I edited it so it doesn't confuse people

[Fisciletti]

Your character was dead, he can't come back so why is he in your post dude that makes no sence

My character wasn't dead. In your last post, a robber tells Niko to tell him where the money is. Niko doesn't, and they attempt to kill him. But Niko says no. Then they ask him where it is. Niko says that he won't tell them. Then, the masked men take off their masks for some reason.

 

My character didn't die.

Niko said NOOOOO because they killed "you" not becasue Niko told them not to kill "you"

Man, you just edited your post. That's a shame, because it says when you edited it. Anyways, consider that Fisciletti was the last to respawn in a hospital, then he came back. Or you can put your post as it was before you edited it.

I edited it so it doesn't confuse people

Okay man. From now on, let's avoid editing previous stories. I have also edited mine. Now, we can continue with the story.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•He's going to give Little Jacob a shock treatment.

No more respawning? Aw f*ck.

 

Fisciletti and Niko tie Jacob up to an electric chair.

Jacob: This a' nevuh wak. I unbrainable dib u lah baba la bey dit.

Fisciletti: "Unbrainable"?

Ficiletti cranks the switch and Jacob is shocked. Jacob's voice is of a South Algonquin businessman.

Jacob: That was intense, I better have a smoke to cool myself off.

Jacob is shocked again.

Jacob: Havin' eh spliff is evil! EH-VEL!

Niko: What's going on exactly?

Packie: I don't know. One of LJ's traits is there while the other one is cancelled out, and vice versa.

Little Jacob is shocked another two times.

Jacob: I hate smoking. Only barbarians do that.

Fisciletti: We did it!

Roman: Niko.

Niko: Yeah?

Roman: You forgot to take me to the hospital! Before I die forever because of this new rule!

Niko gets Roman out of the apartment building and goes to the North Holland hospital. Roman is checked into the hospital, and Niko runs back to the rooftop where LJ is in a Perseus suit, loafers, and sunglasses.

Fisciletti: Okay, we're done here.

Fisciletti and Packie drive LJ to his home in Schottler. That leaves Niko to...

1. Bomb Yusuf Amir's construction yard in Castle Gardens.

2. Hang out with Brucie and go Heli Riding.

3. Go hang-gliding with Johnny and Luis above the Humboldt River.

4. See Bernie being shoved into the trunk of someone's Stretch E.

5. Mohammad pulling over to pick Niko up and go to ______ ____.

[Corndawg93]

5. Mohammad pulling over to pick Niko up and go to Assassinate Fisciletti.

 

Niko tells Mohammad to follow Packie

(Niko) Hey can you follow those people infront of us, but stay back at least two car lengths

 

(Mohammad) Sure, I can do that

They follow Packie, LJ and Fisciletti to LJ home and they help carry LJ into his apartment, they then place LJ on his couch and head back to the car and carry on with there little drive.

 

(Niko) Ok there moving again, now I need to get packie away from Fisciletti so I can kill him

The drive then continues to the fish market at Peir 45 and go on the other side of the pair where the jetty is

 

(Niko) Ok now's the pertect time to do it

Niko heads up to the table area on top of the peir gets out a sniper rifle and looks for them and sees that they're looking at the water, so Niko lines it up and out of no where billy james, The_Anti-Tragedy and AlexGTAgamer, AKA the Furious Forum Fighters show up behind Niko and Kidnap him and take him to a succluded area

Where do they take Niko???

1) The Old Sprunk factory

2) The Old Casino

3) Niko's North Holland apartment (Because thats where the money is)

4) The Old Abandon Faustin place

Edited October 22, 2012 by billy james

[Fisciletti]

 

2) The Old Casino

Billy James: So, you were going to try to kill Fisciletti, weren't you?

Niko: No, not really. I'll tell you the truth. I knew you guys were coming after me, so me and Fisciletti decided to try to fool you guys.

Billy James: Screw you!

 

Fisciletti arrives in the old casino.

 

Billy James: He has an AK-47! Take cover guys!

 

Niko runs to where Fisciletti his.

 

Niko: How did you know we were there?

Fisciletti: I followed you guys. Oh, Little Jacob, Packie and Roman are coming too. It's time to take those rookies downtown. Are you with me?

Niko: Yes but I think someone said that phrase before...

Fisciletti: I know. It was from a game I played. It was called Grand Theft Auto IV, and it was set in New York.

Niko: New York is very close to Liberty City, it's just past Broker.

Fisciletti: I know. Look, they arrived.

 

Little Jacob, Packie and Roman arrive in the old casino. They all have AK-47s.

 

A shootout starts. The three Furious Forum Fighters get shot. But the F.I.B. arrives in the old casino.

 

Niko: Did the Furious Forum Fighters die?

Roman: I guess not, but we do not have time to kill them! The police is here Niko! I don't want to be arrested! I have a business! I have a son! I have a penthouse in...

Niko: Roman, shut up.

Roman: Okay, but let's get out of here cousin!

Yusuf: Babba-shalaboom! Arab money, bishes!

Niko: What the hell?

 

Yusuf is flying an helicopter. He breaks the casino's ceiling.

 

Yusuf: Climb the rope guys!

Roman: The police is going to shoot us!

Niko: They aren't. They are outside the casino.

Yusuf: Come on guys, climb faster, there are some Annihilators arriving!

 

They get inside the helicopter and Yusuf flies away.

 

Where does he fly to?

• Fisciletti Family headquarters in Liberty City, which is under Bohan.
• Niko's penthouse in North Holland, but it is destroyed because of the little war that happened before.
• Niko's penthouse in Middle Park East.
• Mikhail Faustin's old house.
• Vice City.

Edited October 23, 2012 by Fisciletti

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•Fisciletti Family headquarters in Liberty City, which is under Bohan.

Yusuf crashes on top of one of the warehouses in Bohan Industrial. Niko, Roman, Little Jacob, Fisciletti, and Packie get off as Yusuf flies away to Middle Park. They go inside and see mafia goons.

Packie: Who are these guys?

Fisciletti: They're part of my crime syndicate. Here's Rocco, Marco, Luigi, Jimmy...

Niko: I don't think we have time for you to introduce them all.

Fisciletti: Okay, so we need a game plan. The Furious Forum Fighters have to be somewhere.

Niko: We need to send helicopters to every district of the city and try to spot any suspicious activity?

Packie: Nah, Liberty City's a big place. We'll need a lead.

Marco: Hey boss, Rocco found a used tissue by the door. It has some writing in it.

Fisciletti: Ugh. This isn't writing. It's just snot. Wait, the letters are written in snot. Go to the private room in H~n~~rs.

Roman: The private room in Hnrs? If I'm right, Honkers has a private room.

Fisciletti: Nice filling in the blanks. Hopefully by now, we can go there without the police following us.

They go to Honkers in Tudor in a convoy. Niko, Fisciletti, Jacob, and Roman riding in a Presidente with Packie, and seven mafia goons in two Lokus'. They soon arrive at Honkers.

Bouncer: Are you in with Jimmy Pegorino's clan?

Fisciletti: Here, have a couple hundred dollars.

Bouncer: Head right in.

Niko, Jacob, Packie, and Fisciletti go in with two mafia goons beside Fisciletti. Roman waits outside with some goons. A Pegorino goon hides behind the stage and kills one of the Fisciletti goons. Open fire blazes across the club.

Packie: We gotta protect Fisciletti! Niko, let's split up!

Jacob runs to the private room while Niko and Packie help in the fight shooting Pegorinos. When LJ comes inside the private room...

1. Roman is having a threesome with two strippers.

2. The next clue, guarded by Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian, a Furious Forum Fighter.

3. A Pegorino goon aiming a pistol, and the next clue right beside him on a couch.

4. He has an epiphany and regains his fondness of smoking by doing it, but the next clue is fogged by the smoke.

5. His favourite song plays, and he dances to it while a mafia guy shoots at him.

[Fisciletti]

 

3. A Pegorino goon aiming a pistol, and the next clue right beside him on a couch.

Little Jacob: Screw you. Well, you are going to die anyways.

 

Little Jacob kills the goon.

 

Little Jacob: It's another paper!

 

Little Jacob goes outside and sees that Fisciletti, Niko, Packie, Roman and the other Fisciletti Family goons have killed all of Pegorino's goons.

 

Little Jacob: Guys, wasn't Pegorino dead?

Fisciletti: Yes, he was. But he respawned before I had destroyed the respawning machine.

Little Jacob: Look, I've found another piece of paper.

Niko: What's written in it?

Little Jacob: It's written "Funland".

Roman: Guys, they tried to kill us! I don't think we should go to Funland. I don't want to die!

Niko: Don't worry Roman, you aren't going to die.

Roman: I hope so, Niko.

Fisciletti: We have to go there. Pegorino wants war.

Packie: Pegorino is Italian, right?

Fisciletti: Yes. My name is also Italian, even though I'm Brazilian. And I think you guys don't know, but my name is Giovanni. And my full name is Giovanni Abi-Rihan Cordeiro Fisciletti. As you can see, I have an Arabic name, Abi-Rihan.

Niko: Nice to know that man. But what does this has to do with the war?

Fisciletti: Pegorino doesn't like me.

Niko: Why?

Fisciletti: Because I have an Arabic name and an Italian name at the same time.

Niko: Oh.

Fisciletti: Now, let's go to Funland.

 

They go to Funland.

 

What happens next?

• There isn't anyone in Funland.
• Roman is scared and starts breaking things.
• There are over 100 goons on Funland.
• Dwayne joins the war and helps Fisciletti.
• Bernie joins the war and helps Fisciletti.

Edited October 23, 2012 by Fisciletti

[Corndawg93]

1) There isn't anyone in Funland.

 

(Niko) Well this place is empty

 

(Roman) It's been empty ever since you saved it from terrorist, no one want to come here any more

 

(Niko) Damn, alright everyone split up and look for the letter

They all start looking for the letter, Roman and Niko go to Put-put, Brucie and LJ go to the main area and Fisciletti and his goons head to the Boardwalk along the beach, we follow Niko and Roman

 

(Roman) Niko, want to play some put-put

 

(Niko) Shut up Roman and look for the letter.

They look in the ball holes and nothing

(Roman) There's nothing here

 

(Niko) C-mon let go help Brucie and LJ

What happens next???

1) The Furious Forum Fighters shows up and ambushes them (This leads to an epic conclusion to this storyline)

2) The find the letter at the end of the peir (This leads to a crappy conclusion to the storyline)

3) Niko finds a lever that when pulled opens up a passage way to an underground tunnels that leads to the lost city of Atlantis (This open up a different storyline)

4) The ferris wheel falls over and kills Fisciletti (This Leads to a funeral)

 

 

1200 Posts, excellent

P.S I just read your post from before Fisciletti and your an absolute smart ass

Edited October 23, 2012 by billy james

[Fisciletti]

1) The Furious Forum Fighters shows up and ambushes them (This leads to an epic conclusion to this storyline)

Niko: Don't kill us. We're looking for a letter.

Billy James: We also are looking for the letter!

Fisciletti: Hey guys, how about we become friends?

 

They all become friends and start looking for the letter.

 

What happens next?

 

• They find the letter?
• They don't find the letter and decide to go to Mikhail Faustin's old house and they find the letter in it.
• Roman faints.
• A helicopter flies above Funland.
• Over 200 children invade Funland.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•They don't find the letter and decide to go to Mikhail Faustin's old house and they find the letter in it.

Packie: So, Billy, do you know who set up these clues?

Billy: For all I know, it could be the Pavanos. And the Pegorinos want whatever is there.

Niko: So why did you invade my penthouse?

Anti-tragedy: Because we were going to hypnotize Fisciletti disguised as that Berkley guy so we can get Fisciletti to use numbers for his options, thus ending the world. But you guys stopped us, and Fisciletti died by jumping out the window. So after we died as Berkley and his goons, we respawned after you shot us with a rocket launcher and then hypnotized Fisciletti to steal some money from a bank before he could go talk to you. Then for some reason, he regained his mind and hid the money in your penthouse.

Jacob: That sums a lot of stuff up.

They find the next clue at Faustin's house in Beachgate. The paper is on the kitchen table in front of Ilyena.

Ilyena: Hi Niko. This paper has the word "anally" on it. I remember that's how Andrei's father liked his sex.

Roman: Anally?

Niko: Thanks Mrs. Faustin. Guys, to the basement!

Niko, Roman, Packie, Jacob, Fisciletti, and his three goons go there there's another piece of paper folded on Niko's chair he sat on when he was kidnapped. The paper says...

1. Head for the crossroads. 6:15. - _t_r Ju_c__i_n.

2. It contains a small folder full of items.

3. Feeling Lucky? - L_ck_ __n_l_es.

4. A day at the pool. - H__e_re_ _af_

[Fisciletti]

2. It contains a small folder full of items.

Fisciletti: It's a dildo.

Niko: And a banana.

Roman: And the letter!

Packie: What does it say?

 

Little Jacob picks the letter up.

 

Little Jacob: It says "Bloody law".

Roman: What does it mean?

Niko: I'm sure it means the Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster law firm. I killed Goldberg there. That's why it says "Bloody".

 

They go to Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster law firm.

 

What happens next?

 

• Little Jacob goes crazy and decides to talk like a rasta and smoke weed again.
• The secretary faints when she sees Niko.
• They see some police officers.
• They see another paper.
• They see Jimmy Pegorino but he doesn't see them.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•They see some police officers.

Niko: Sh*t, they'll recognize me. I'll hide in that plant. You guys look for the clue in Goldberg's office.

Niko runs and jumps into the plant. Roman and Fisciletti check Goldberg's office, Packie and Jacob check the hallways.

Roman: Hey Fisciletti, there's something in this drawer. It's a note.

Fisciletti grabs the note and unfolds it.

Fisciletti: "Wrong place, bloody sh*theads."

Roman: That sounds kind of familiar. Let's go to Packie and Jacob.

Meanwhile in Niko's plant...

Niko: Hey, there's a note. "So, you found it. Six roads. 6:15." What?

Niko calls Roman from the plant and informs him about the note. Roman and Fisciletti run to the plant and get Packie and Jacob. They leave the building and go to the next location.

Fisciletti: 6:15. Something held up to the light at 6:15 perhaps?

Packie: At six roads. A six-road intersection maybe.

Jacob: So a road with six ends like a star.

Billy james, Anti-tragedy, and AlexGTAGamer meet up with the others from behind the building and have made zero progress.

Niko: You're worthless!

Niko shoots the three of them. The group goes to the Rotterdam Tower and looks at a map of the city.

Niko: Where do three roads meet?

Packie: Maybe Star Junction. Sure.

The group rushes to Star Junction. Waiting for 6:15am, they...

1. Eat at Burger Shot.

2. Block traffic and have a chain reaction.

3. Reak havoc on pedestrians.

4. Have an armpit fart contest.

[Corndawg93]

1. Eat at Burger Shot.

(Niko) I'll just have a cheeseburger

 

(Fisciletti) I'm going to have one as well

They sit down to eat, Niko is full but Fisciletti dies of food poisoning

 

(Niko) Hahaha bigmouth couldn't handle his food

 

(Roman) Shame he was a nice guy and I'm sick of seeing these Forum guys showing up, it would be nice for them to stay in their own world

 

(Brucie) Agreed

 

(Packie) It's 6:15

 

(Niko) It's happening

What's happening???

1) An underground passage opens up to a lost city

2) A giant car crash

3) An eclipse

4) Nothing, Nothing at all

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3) An eclipse

Niko: Hey, look at outside. It's dark!

Niko, Roman, Packie, and Jacob go outside where an eclipse is happening.

Packie: Is this one of those things where we have to shine the note at somehing?

Jacob: I think so.

Roman holds the note they found before up to the dark but nothing appears. After the elipse, it's 6:27AM and Niko holds the note up to the light. Something on the note is written in invisible ink, a.k.a. lemon juice.

Niko: "Go left of the movie canyon with the splatter."

Roman: What the f*ck is that supposed to mean?

Packie: I know the place, Canyon Megaplex. We just have to walk a bit to the left and see some bird sh*t.

The four take Yusuf's helicopter to the Canyon Megaplex in Willis. There, they find a Dilettante parked on the street with a ticket on it. Niko reads it.

Niko: "In 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."

A pile of bird sh*t lands on Jacob's head.

Jacob: Great Caesar's ghost!

Packie: o_O

Among the pile of droppings is a note. Roman grabs it and reads it.

Roman: "The toilets. 5:00."

Packie: So we have to go to the restrooms in Middle Park at 5:00, easy.

The four drive to Middle Park and go inside the restrooms by 5:00. There, they see a Combat Pistol-wielding silhouette coming out of one of the stalls.

Figure: You bloody sh*theads decided to come here after all.

The person confronting them aims the gun at Niko.

Roman: Wait, I know that fake accent anywhere! It's-

Niko: Zee!

Zee comes out of the shadows and shoots Jacob. Jacob dies and returns to normal. Packie runs into Zee's waist and Roman grabs his head and throws him onto the mirror. Glass falls on Zee's head while Niko smashes it on the counter.

Niko: This resolution detailed enough for ya?

Roman rolls onto Zee's body and crushes him. Zee dies. Packie walks up to the body.

Packie: No one messes with the Fiscilettis.

Niko: That reminds me, where does he respawn?

Roman: I don't know, but was Zee working with the Dingos that we took care a while ago?

Packie: Well he has that accent, why not?

Niko: Hey guys, Zee's loaded! No wonder he was working for the Dingos.

Niko picks up $50,000 from Zee's pocket. Niko, Packie, and Roman...

1. Pick up Little Jacob from the nearest hospital.

2. Go celebrate at Lucky Winkles in Hell's Gate.

3. Get back at the Dingos for giving them a long storyline.

4. Kill Jimmy Pegorino for trying to kill them at Honkers.

5. Have a chocolate cake celebration at the Superstar Cafe.

[Fisciletti]

1. Pick up Little Jacob from the nearest hospital.

Roman: Let's go pick up Little Jacob.

 

Niko cries.

 

Roman: Why are you crying, Niko?

Niko: He is dead!

Roman: He respawned.

Niko: Fisciletti destroyed the respawning machine.

Roman: Why would he do that?

Niko: Because he created it.

Roman: Oh okay. Also, I think no more forum guys should show up here.

Niko: I agree.

Packie: Me too.

Little Jacob: I an I to, rasta.

Roman: Que...

Packie: What...

Niko: Jacob! Weren't you dead?

Little Jacob: No reali Niko, me go to hospital u see, I's fine now.

Niko: Thanks God you are safe Jacob.

Roman: Niko...

Niko: Yes?

Roman: The weed...

Niko: What about the weed?

Roman: Jacob is talking like a rasta and smoking weed again!

Niko: Screw that.

Packie: I think we should go to Fisciletti Family headquarters in Liberty City to find out how to make another respawning machine.

 

They go to Fisciletti Family headquarters in Liberty City.

 

What happens next?

 

• They see that the headquarters aren't there anymore.
• The headquarters are on fire, so the whole island of Bohan is on fire.
• Jimmy Pegorino and over 100 goons invaded the headquarters and are inside it.
• They find Yusuf Amir dancing Arab Money in the middle of the road that leads to the headquarters, which are near Niko's safehouse (it is the same road of Niko's safehouse).
• They find out how to make a respawning machine.