My Chain Story

[The Lolwut Pear]

No.

 

1.

 

"Hey, wanna dance in an affeminate way?"

"Sure, sweetie, you look like a strong man!" says the gay man in an almost stereotypical voice.

 

Niko and the gay man begin to dance rather embarrasingly.

Suddenly,

 

1. Troy comes in with a message for Niko.

2. Niko receives a message on his phone.

3. The gay man tells him what his boss told him that Niko had to do.

[GTA 360]

way too late to count! story coming soon.

Edited December 31, 2010 by GTA 360

[The Lolwut Pear]

GTA 360, I posted first.

[GTA 360]

2. Niko receives a message on his phone.

 

He reads the message first and it says

Niko, we have your girlfriend here in the basement.

with a picture of Mila tied up.

 

Niko: F***ing b****rds

Gay man: What's up sweetie pie?

Niko: I'm not gay, and my girlfriend needs help, I have to go now.

Gay man: come back soon honey.

Niko: I said I wasn't gay, now good bye.

 

What happens next?

 

1. He goes to rescue Mila?

2. He calls the kidnapper?

3. He calls for backup?

4. He goes to a safehouse?

[The Lolwut Pear]

1.

 

Niko runs down to Hercules' basement, but instead of Mila and the kidnapper, there is a Sticky Bomb with the timer set to 10 seconds.

 

Niko:

1. RUNS FOR HIS f*ckING LIFE

2. Throws the bomb out the window.

3. Attempts to deactivate the bomb...in 10 seconds.

[Mati]

EDIT:

2.

He throws the bomb out of the window, it sticks to someones car.

Niko goes outside and calls the kidnapper.

Niko: What the f*ck did she ever do to you?

?: Nothing, Mr. Bellic. We only want your skills.

Niko: When its over then...

?: Shhhh. You completed your 3rd task. Your next task is in a Jewish biker´s jacket from the Lost. Now go.

What does Niko do?

1. Calls backup.

2. Goes to the Lost clubhouse.

3. Steals a motorcycle.

4. Searches for Johnny.

5. Goes to the internet cafe and goes to lostmc.com

Edited December 31, 2010 by mati1501

[The Lolwut Pear]

2.

 

Niko is greeted by a rather unfriendly Billy Grey, saying "Oh! Look at this balding Serb f*ck!"

Niko punches him in the face, and asks him where the hell Johnny is.

Billy rolls on the floor and says that Johnny is with Clay and Terry, at Jerkov's Bar having a drink.

 

Niko:

1. Goes to Jerkov's.

2. Doesn't believe Billy and looks inside the Clubhouse.

3. Tortures Billy, not believing him.

[Mati]

1. Goes to Jerkovs.

The bikers let him go peacefully, almost too peacefully. Billy also acted weird.

Niko somehow arrived in Jerkov, only to find out that:

1. The name of the bar sounds weird.

2. The bikers were following him all the time.

3. Johnny and his buddies drink some beers and Johnny takes his sweaty jacket off.

[The Lolwut Pear]

3.

 

Johnny drops the jacket on the floor, revealing his black sleeveless shirt. Niko runs up and grabs the jacket.

 

He reaches inside the pocket and:

 

1. There's a note.

2. There's Johnny's Phone with a text message.

3. There's an audio taper with the kidnapper's message.

[Mati]

2.

Niko grabs his cell and reads the message.

´Hey darlin, you were great last night...´

Niko: The f*ck? Oh look over here. A note, just near his cellphone.

Your task is to destroy Jerkovs with everyone but you inside. Even the bikers.

Johnny: Hobo, get off my jacket! Boys, lets give him a beating!

Niko:

1. Fights back.

2. Runs away.

3. Explains the situation.

[The Lolwut Pear]

3.

 

He explains, and shows the messages the man left him. Johnny agrees to help Niko destroy Jerkov's.

Niko and Johnny place Pipe Bombs and Grenades, and the building blows up.

 

Niko receives a text message:

1. Good job. Your next task is at the top of the Rotterdam Tower.

2. Kill the bikers too. Or Mila dies.

3. Your next task is at the Frankfort High Subway station.

[Mati]

3.

Niko: Thank you, Johnny. I appreciate your help after all what happened.

Johnny: ...yeah. Good luck saving your girl. Hope shes not to bad for you.

Niko: Haha, shes to good for me. Anyways, I have to go. Three targets to go.

Niko steals Johnnys bike(what a d*ck ) and drives to the Frankfort High Subway station.

 

Niko: Damn, that station is quite big for a small note.

Niko:

1. Searches in the dumpster for the note.

2. Calls the kidnapper for a hint.

3. Talks to the suspicious man that stares at Niko.

4. Pick ups that big white piece of paper that says ´HERE IS YOUR NEXT TASK.´

[GTA 360]

OK then, my turn.

 

3. Talks to the suspicious man that stares at Niko.

 

Niko: What you looking at?

Man: I don't know, they don't label sh*t these days.

Niko: What do you mean sh*t, big man.

Man: Are you taking the piss out of me because I'm short?

Niko: No, I'm taking the piss out of you because you're a d*ck.

Man: Oh really?

Niko: Yes, really.

Man: Oh yeah, lets see who's a d*ck when your head is in a separate street to your body.

 

The man pulls out a gun shortly followed by Niko to find it isn't loaded.

 

Niko: This is the end for you a**hole.

 

He shoots the man in the head and he dies.

 

What happens next?

 

1. Niko picks up that big white piece of paper that says ´HERE IS YOUR NEXT TASK.´?

2. Niko calls the kidnapper and he picks up the phone?

3. Niko calls the kidnapper and the dead mans phone rings?

[Mati]

1.

Niko: That was not that hard to find. Niko starts reading his next task.

How far will you go to save someone your love? Show me you really love Mila and steal a heart for us. Drop it at the dumpster in the alley near the 69 diner in Broker.

Niko: Where the f*ck should I get a heart from?

What does Niko do?

1. Drives the dead man to the doctor (the same as from the mission Have a Heart)

2. Goes to the Statue of Happiness to find a heart...

3. Buys a pen and draws a heart.

[The Lolwut Pear]

2.

 

Niko flies a helicopter to the Statue and drops into it. He sees the heart and cuts it with a knife. He drops it down and then puts it into his helicopter.

He receives a call from the man saying "Take your heart to the building in Dragon Heart Plaza in Chinatown, instead".

 

Niko arrives and:

1. The kidnapper is there, waiting for him.

2. The kidnapper's men are there to take the heart.

3. There's a red X on the floor, indicating where to leave the giant heart.

[Mati]

3.

Niko gets a call immediately.

Kidnapper: Good job. Only two tasks to go. I give you a call tomorrow, its too late to do these jobs now.

Niko: Wait, what about...

Kidnapper: OK, I send you a pic of her.

 

The picture shows Mila, asleep on a normal bed only with a few scratches which makes Niko less worry.

What happens next?

1. Niko goes to his safehouse to sleep, its been a tough day.

2. The kidnapper changes his/her mind and gives Niko a new spot where to find his next task.

3. Johnny comes and asks if Niko saw his bike.

[The Lolwut Pear]

1.

 

Niko sighs deeply, as he lays himself on the bed of the Middle Park safehouse. He thinks about Mila for sometime. She was beautiful, yet still tough and a lot like him. Niko loves her. A small, teardrop falls from his eye.

He falls asleep.

 

Niko is woken up by a phone call.

"Hello, Bellic,"" says the jewish-american voice on the other end. "I have your 6th task: Break out Elizabeta Torres and Gerry McReary from the Alderney State Correctional Facility. You have 24 hours."

 

Niko:

1. Goes to the prison.

2. Calls Dwayne for backup.

3. Calls everyone he knows for backup.

4. Asks Johnny if he can help.

[Mati]

4.

Niko: Whatsup, Johnny? Listen, I need your help again. I need to break in the prison and I read in the news that...

Johnny: I would like to help since I broke the prison already but some deadbeat stole my bike.

Niko: Uhh, I tell you if I find your bike... Thanks anyways.

 

Niko calls Packie instead. Packie agrees to help break out his brother and friend. He comes with a CE4 from Derrick and his mothers car but also a sweet assault rifle for Niko and a pump shotgun for himself.

They arrive at the prison and:

1. Kill all the guards outside.

2. Stealth to get in the prison.

3. Throw the CE4.

4. Decide to steal the nearby helicopter first.

5. Drive the car into the gate.

[GTA 360]

4. Decide to steal the nearby helicopter first.

 

Niko: I have an idea, follow me.

 

Niko and Packie run towards the helicopter, get in it and hover over the prison.

 

Niko: You see that group of cops shootingat us?

Packie: Yeah, why?

Niko: I want you to through that CE4 right in the middle of them.

Packie: If that's what you say Niko.

 

Packie throughs the bomb at the group of cops and it kills them all.

 

Niko: now there's not as many of them to get rid of now.

Packie: Alright, but you'll have to land this thing first though.

 

They land the chopper.

 

Niko: OK, now we start shooting.

 

They shoot all the cops and rescue Elizabeta and Gerry and they get in the chopper.

 

Niko: OK guys, lets go.

 

What happens next?

 

1. Some more cops come and shoot them down?

2. They get chased by another helicopter?

3. They get away safely?

4. Niko gets a phone call from the kidnapper?

5. Niko gets a phone call from (you chose)?

[Mati]

2.

 

As they start off and fly over the river, leaving all those silly cops behind, a golden buzzard starts to chase them and shoots the helicopter and they land in the water. The helicopter weirdly flies away.

Niko: The f*ck was that?

Elizabeta: Dont care Niko. Im free baby!

Gerald: Not if police patrol boats find us... Lets go to burger shot. I am hungry.

 

They swim to the shore and peacefully eat some bleeders at burger shot on the golden pier, while Niko explains what was happening in this city.

Gerald: Lemme get this straight boy: You run riot trough the city blasting buildings, stealing sweaty biker jackets, dancing with gay men in public only to save a kidnapped girl?

Niko: Yes.

Elizabeta: I wish I had a boyfriend like this...

Packie: Oh, I would do anything for you, Liz haha.

Elizabeta: F*ck you, Packie.

Gerald: Then you really have to love her boy. I would not even give my beer away for a girl.

 

What happens next?

1. Everyone goes home and Niko gets a call from the kidnapper.

2. Niko asks Gerald and Liz why the kidnapper wanted them free.

3. Niko gets a call from the kidnapper.

Edited January 4, 2011 by mati1501

[Corndawg93]

3. Niko gets a call from the kidnapper

 

(Kidnapper) Thanks Niko for getting them out of jail.

 

(Niko) Your welcome, but tell me where you are.

 

(Kidnapper) I'd love to Niko but ive go...

 

(Niko) Damn it listen I will look for you, I will find you and I WILL KILL YOU.

 

(Kidnapper) O.K don't get so testy, listen, go to the toilet in Middle Park the next note you need is there NOW GO

 

Niko hangs up the phone, ditches everyone and steals a comet, goes to the toilet in middle park when he gets there he sees someone reading the note

who reading the note

 

1) Rocco pelosi

2) Yusuf Amir

3) Triad leader

4) Dwayne forge

 

 

Edited October 21, 2019 by Corndawg93

[iTz Macca]

1.

 

Niko: Oi, you filthy f*ck, get away from that note, it's addressed to me!

Rocco: So how come it says "Rocco Pelosi"? You dickhead.

Niko: Wait.....what? You're getting messages from some Jewish-American guy as well?

Rocco: Ummmm......no. God you're a braindead rat, it's a letter from a friend, addressed to me.

Niko: But....I was directed here.

Rocco: Well, could this possibly be yours? Ummm (reading note) Niko....Niko Bellic. Hey, you're the f*cker who kidnapped Gracie!!

 

Rocco pulls out a gun and just as he's about to pull the trigger, Johnny strolls into the toilet and shoots him in the leg.

 

Rocco: You f*ck!

Niko: Johnny, what the hell are you doing here?

Johnny: Why the f*ck do you think? I need to take a f*cking piss! Terry and Clay are just chilling outside having a smoke. What are you doing here? Doesn't look like you need to take a piss........(looks at note in Roccos hand) Ahhhhh, still after that girl Niko?

Niko: Look, you scumbag, gimme my note and f*ck off outta here before I eat you!

Rocco: You can guarantee the Boss is gonna here about this!

 

As Rocco leaves the bathroom, Johnny and Niko hear 7 rapid fire gunshots, they leave the toilets to find the body/bodies of:

 

1. 2 Angels of Death Bikies

2. Rocco

3. Dwaynes homies, and a wounded Dwayne on the ground

4. 3 NOOSE officers

 

 

[Mati]

2.

Johnny: What the hell happened?

Niko: Arent the AoD your enemy?

Johnny: Who? You mean the deadbeats?

Suddenly Clay and Tarry run out of cover, carrying guns.

Clay: More of them will be here soon!

Niko:

1. Talks to Rocco.

2. Helps them out.

3. Reads the note.

[The Lolwut Pear]

3.

 

Your final task is to see how much you are willling to sacrifice to save Mila. Kill Johnny Klebitz, Terry Thorpe and Clay Simmons. You must take a picture of their dead bodies and send it to me.

 

 

1. Niko kills Johnny and the gang.

2. Johnny, Terry and Clay get killed by the AoD.

3. Niko tells Johnny about this.

[Mati]

3.

Johnny: OK. We will buy some ketchup and act dead to help you but first you have to help us kill those damn AoD!

3 clamvans and like 8 of their bikes surround them, Niko takes cover behind the nuts stand, Clay and Terry hide behind the pillars and Johnny hides behind the pen!s statue.

The AoD have good guns, and Niko finds only his pistol in the jacket.

What does Niko do?

1. Take better cover and shoots the AoD from a safe distance.

2. Teams up with AoD

3. Walks away and waits till The Lost kills them.

4. Shoots the AoD.

[The Lolwut Pear]

4.

 

Niko headshots the first one hiding behind his bike, while Terry nails one looking from his cover behind his Slamvan.

Johnny shoots one of the Slamvans with an RPG, taking out about half of them, and Niko kills the last 3 bikers, while Clay kills one who survived the blast radius.

 

Johnny and Niko then proceed to buy some Ketchup from the nearby hot-dog vendor.

Terry, Clay and Johnny all lay on the ground filled with ketchup and Niko takes a picture.

 

Niko sends the picture to the kidnapper and:

 

1. The kidnapper believes it and tells Niko where Mila is. We will now find out who the kidnapper is.

2. The kidnapper doesn't swallow it.

3. The kidnapper doesn't say a thing. Only time will tell.

[Mati]

1.

The kidnapper sends him a message: Well done, Bellic. To find Mila, come to the half sunken ship in south Alderney. Come alone.

Niko thanks Johnny and steals his bike, riding to the ship. It is half sunken and rusty and stays kinda diagonal. But the door is open. Its night already and it starts to rain. Niko jumps on the ship and slowly walks to the door. Inside, the rooms dont look like but like . So its hard to walk. What happens next?

1. Niko Recognizes a light coming from one of the cabins.

2. Niko Cant find anything.

3. Niko finds a letter.

4. Niko finds stairs that lead to the bottom of the ship, but there is water everywhere.

5. The doors suddenly close behind him.

[The Lolwut Pear]

5.

 

Slam.

Niko panics and attempts to run to the door to open it, but it is too dark to see a thing. The ship begins to loudly creak and move.

 

Niko:

1. Wakes up, still in his Middle Park safehouse waiting for his 5th task.

2. Manages to open the door.

3. Realizes the ship is being destroyed.

4. Finds Mila, alive but underwater.

[Mati]

Lolwut pear, I dont understand the 1st option, Niko completed 7 tasks already...

Anyways,

4.

Niko: F*ck. Mila, hold on! I save you!

Niko jumps in the water and swims toward Mila, grabs her and takes her to the safe area. He luckily does remember from the war how to handle such situations. A few minutes later Mila stands up on her own.

Mila: Niko, you saved my life!

Niko: I am glad the sh*t is over! I love you, Mila.

Mila: I love you too Niko!

Niko: We need to get out of here. And where is that kidnapper. Wait a minute...

1. Niko finds a bomb and it explodes in 24 seconds.

2. Niko finds a note stuck to Mila.

3. The water level inside the ship rises, so the ship is sinking.

[The Lolwut Pear]

That the last 2 tasks were dreams, that's what it means.

 

Anyway,

 

 

3.

 

"Don't worry, baby..." says Mila in Serbian "I have an ace under my sleeve"

She pulls out a Sticky Bomb and attaches it to the roof, and it blows up. Niko and Mila swim up and get out of the boat.

 

"Wait a second..."says Niko "Why didn't you just use that bomb when you were kidnapped?"

"Because I was tied to a bed...I would've blown myself up...."

 

Niko and Mila satre at each other for a second, and then realize what they're doing and passionatly kiss.

 

Niko and Mila:

1. Go to the shore.

2. Get onto a boat.

3. Go find the kidnapper, Mila says who it was.