My Chain Story

[The Odyssey]

Tommy Vercetti goes outside and shoots everyone, saving Brucie.

Niko: We need a plan.

Dwayne: Alright. Me, Johnny, Mallorie and Kate will shoot the new arriving police waiting outside the apartment, distracting them.

Phil: Me, ray and Peg ere will sneak outside while dwaynes team are distracting the police and get an escape truck.

Packie: And me, Little Jacob and Brucie will sneak outside and steal a rocket launcher from a weapon store and take out all the helicopters.

Niko: Me and Tommy will Snipe all the Assasins hired to kill me. The rest of you, stay back until you get my signal.

Who do we cut to?

1) Dwaynes team distracting the police

2) Phil, Ray and Peg stealing an escape truck that everyone can escape in

3) Packie, LJ and Brucie stealing a rocket launcher from a weapon store to take down police helicopters

4) Niko and Tommy taking out the assassins

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

3) Packie, LJ and Brucie stealing a rocket launcher from a weapon store to take down police helicopters

 

Packie, Brucie, and LJ are in a Banshee rushing to the weapon shop.

Shopkeeper: Hey you need to pay for that!

Packie: Screw you!

Packie, Brucie and LJ run to the Banshee outside and cruise back to the hotel. Some backup from Ammu-Nation arrive with Tec-9's. They come to the hotel and start shooting all guns blazing. Packie and LJ take cover while Brucie is used as a cover. Brucie gets killed. Phil, Ray, and Pegorino have hijacked a Police Enforcer from the VCPD and pick up Dwayne, Johnny, Mallorie, and Kate. They all ride in the back. Tommy and Niko shoot down a helicopter with Packie and LJ.

Niko: I don't think they can send much more. Let's make a run for it!

Niko, Packie, LJ, and Tommy find Roman and Lindsey inside the hotel. They all run outside and see a Skylift. The Skylift grabs the whole Ocean View Hotel. It flies away. Tommy shoots a rocket at the building, it breaks off.

Tommy: Quick, get to the chopper!

They get in the VCPD Maverick and accompany the ULPC Skylift. Tommy shoots the Skylift's pilot and jumps onto the side, then gets in and takes over. He picks up the Enforcer with Phil, Ray, Pegorino, Kate, Mallorie, Johnny, and Dwayne. They all fly to...

1. Las Venturas

2. Los Santos

3. Liberty City

4. San Fierro

Edited October 14, 2012 by The_Anti-tragedy

[Corndawg93]

2. Los Santos

 

(Niko) Los Santos it is then

 

5 Hours later

 

(Niko) Were finally here

 

(Roman) Yep

Niko navigates the helicopter slowly and detachs the enforcer and then lands the helicopter and gets out

(Niko) Is that everyone out of the enforcer

 

(Jimmy) I think it is

 

(Ray) So what now

 

(Tommy) I tell you what now, we have two options here, we go our seperate ways or we band together and make a gang out of all of us and we take over this glorious city and run eveything

 

(Niko) And how are we going to do that

 

(Tommy) We take out the head of the Luke gang

 

(Everyone) (Gasps)

 

(Roman) You mean Ned Luke, the most dangerous man of all of Los Santos

 

(Tommy) Yep

 

(Packie) Your Nuts, you Know that, but f*ck it I'm in

 

(Niko) If Packie in then I'm in

 

(Tommy) Heres how we find we find out who in, those want in, stay and those who don't then f*ck off

Everyone stays accept for...

Who???

1) Roman

2) Jimmy

3) LJ

4) Mallorie

5) Kate

Edited October 14, 2012 by billy james

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

4) Mallorie

Mallorie: I wouldn't dare to see my husband die.

Roman: Mallorie, it's going to be OK. But if you don't want in, I'm not in either.

Tommy: Okay guys, then f*ck off.

The couple gets in the helicopter and fly to Liberty City. Niko, LJ, Packie, Dwayne, Johnny, Kate, Ray, Pegorino, Tommy, and Phil all buy some weapons from a weapon shop. Niko and Packie carry AK-47's, LJ carries a Tec-9, Dwayne, Johnny, and Kate carry Micro-Uzi's, Ray and Pegorino carry MP10's, Phil has sticky bombs, and Tommy grabs a rocket launcher and puts all of the weapons on his bill.

Phil: So where are we gonna find this slimeball?

Tommy: I have a GPS, don't worry. Luke will be tracked down using these, I'm giving one to each group. Niko, Packie and I will be one group, LJ, Dwayne, Johnny, and Kate will be another group. Ray, Pegorino and Phil will be the last group. All right, let's split up.

The three groups travel across Los Santos in search of Ned Luke. We follow...

1. Niko, Packie, and Tommy (As "Team Badass")

2. LJ, Dwayne, Johnny, Kate (As "Team Cool")

3. Ray, Phil, and Jimmy (As "Team Guernsey Goombas")

4. Roman and Mallorie in Liberty City.

5. Brucie who has respawned in Liberty City.

Edited October 14, 2012 by The_Anti-tragedy

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

1. Niko, Packie, and Tommy (As "Team Badass")

Niko: "So where should we start?"

Packie: "Should we go to Grove Street and tell CJ what we're doing?"

Tommy: "Best if he doesn't know."

Niko: "Well since he is quite a prolific figure in Los Santos, I think just to be safe we should tell him."

Tommy: *Sigh* "Fine."

 

Team Badass go to Grove Street, and just as luck would have it they spot Ned Luke with 3 well suited gangsters wielding military grade weapons burning down CJ's home.

Ned: "Grove Street Families means nothing in LS now, this is my turf! Can you smell that? That's the smell of a revolution!"

Goon: "It smells like smoke."

Ned: "Yes, that's what's supposed to smell like."

Ned and his guys get into a limo and speed away.

Tommy: "Quick, let's go after them!"

Niko: "But CJ's in the house!"

Packie: "We don't know for certain if he's in there or not."

Niko: "You guys can do what you want, but I'm going in!"

Niko runs up to the front door and kicks it in. A cloud of smoke billows out of the door as Niko runs inside.

 

Niko searches the burning and collapsing house trying to find CJ.

1. He finds CJ hiding in the wardrobe.

2. He sees CJ jump out of the bedroom window. Niko then yells in aggression.

3. CJ isn't home.

4. Niko finds an arsenal of weapons in the kitchen that he takes.

5. Niko falls through the stairs and is stuck inside the burning building.

[Fisciletti]

 

3. CJ isn't home.

Niko: Screw this, Carl isn't there!

Tommy: Come on Niko!

Niko: Wait, there are some weapons here!

Tommy: Okay, let's put them in the car.

 

They put the weapons in the car and go away.

 

Tommy: Let's kill this bastard!

Niko: Okay.

 

They explode Ned Luke's car. He dies in the explosion.

 

Tommy: Victory!

Niko: Wait a minute.

Tommy: What do you need?

Niko: The police of Liberty City is still looking for me.

Tommy: Man, I forgot about that.

Packie: Guys, listen to the radio!

 

They start listening.

 

Reporter: So, Jack, this fake mayor called Niko Bellic is the most wanted person in the U.S.A..

Jack: Some people say that they saw him leaving Vice City in an helicopter yesterday...

Reporter: We will come back once we have more news.

 

They turn off the radio.

 

Niko: Man, we have to find a safehouse!

 

They call the other teams.

 

Tommy: Look, it's Carl!

Niko: Hey man!

Carl: Niko, Tommy! How are you boys?

Niko: We're great man, nice to see you. Oh, this is our friend, Patrick McReary. You can call him Packie.

Carl: Hey Packie, nice to meet you.

Packie: Nice to meet you too.

Carl: So Niko, I saw the news today... every police officer in the country is looking for you...

Niko: Yes man. Now I can't go back to Liberty City or Vice City. I have to stay in San Andreas state.

Carl: Man, you guys just killed Ned Luke. You guys rule Los Santos now!

Niko: I know, but we have to find safehouse for 30 people.

Carl: Don't worry man, I have a farm near Mount Chiliad.

Niko: Okay, I have to call the other teams.

 

2 hours later, everyone meet Niko in Carl's farm.

 

Niko: So, hello everyone, we...

 

Roman calls Niko.

 

Niko: Hey cousin.

Roman: Niko, me and Mallorie have to go back to Los Santos. Police is almost knocking at our door!

Niko: Okay, what about Brucie?

Roman: He will come with us.

Niko: Okay, we're at Carl's farm near Mount Chiliad.

Roman: Thank you Niko. I'll see you soon.

 

What happens next?

• Roman, Mallorie and Brucie arrive in Carl's farm.
• They make a plan to kill every police officer in the U.S.A..
• Niko decides to blow up the whole country.
• Someone has a great idea to save Niko.
• Niko is seen by someone, who calls the police.

Edited October 14, 2012 by Fisciletti

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•Someone has a great idea to save Niko.

Johnny: I have an idea! Niko, change into pimp clothes and then pick up girls for all of us!

Tommy: I like this plan.

Everyone else agrees. Roman, Mallorie, and Brucie come on a jetpack, followed by Police Mavericks. The helicopters spot the safehouse. Niko comes outside and is spotted. He runs back inside where Dwayne and Kate are killed by the cops.

Packie: Kate! She's dead!

Niko quickly changes into a pimp outfit and gets in a Sunrise on the street.

Niko: I'll be right back!

Cop: You're not going anywhere, Mr. Bellic!

Niko: Oh crap!

Niko finds a truck and Tommy, Packie, CJ, Roman, Mallorie, LJ, Brucie, Ray, Jimmy, and Phil all get in the back. CJ and Packie shoot from the doors and take down the chopper with Packie's AK-47. Tommy jumps onto the door and climbs on the roof. He fires a rocket at the police trucks.

Tommy: I got some of them! Let's evacuate!

Mallorie: How are we gonna do that?

Tommy: While we're out of the way, let's hide in that Cluckin' Bell!

The group goes inside the Cluckin' Bell. Tommy steals an Enforcer and everyone gets inside. They ride to Whetstone. They hide in the forest and camp for the night.

Roman: And then... the next morning... HE HAD AIDS!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAHHH!

Brucie: Man that story was scary. Good thing I do disease-free chicks only.

When everyone is asleep, Niko wakes up after a nightmare and tries to go back to sleep. Something interrupts him. It's...

1. Johnny being mauled by a bear.

2. Roman hallucinating a giant pair of breasts.

3. An SAPD helicopter hovering over Roman's butt.

4. Bruci sleephumping Packie anally.

5. Tommy sleepshooting a deer in the crotch.

[Fisciletti]

3. An SAPD helicopter hovering over Roman's butt.

Niko: They spotted us!

Tommy: I think there is only one place left to go. I'll call Carl Johnson.

 

Where do they go?

 

• Carl Johnson's casino in Las Venturas.
• They go back to Carl Johnson's house in Grove Street because they think the police isn't going to find them there.
• Carcer City.
• A basement in South Bohan, Liberty City.
• A secret place somewhere in Alderney.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•A basement in South Bohan, Liberty City.

They fly a helicopter to Liberty City. Niko lands on the roof of an apartment building across from his. They all go inside and into a roomy basement.

Niko: Tommy, I thought we weren't going back to Liberty City!

Tommy: It was Jacob's idea!

Roman: Are you sure he wasn't high when he told you that? He does that a lot.

Roman farts and the basement fills up with Roman's ass gas. A resident comes out of their apartment to see the commotion.

Resident: What is going on here now! Hey, it's you head dick!

Roman: Mohammed, you live here?

Mohammed: I'm calling the police.

Tommy: That's exactly what you're not going to do my friend.

Tommy aims a MAC-10 to his head. Mohammed pulls out an M4A1 at Tommy. He fires it at the wall which alarms the police outside Niko's apartment across the street. The building is infiltrated by police officers in seconds.

Niko: Let's run, but first kill this sh*thead!

Mohammed is faceslammed by Brucie on the way to the roof. Sadly, Brucie is caught by the cops and is framed. Niko, Roman, LJ, Packie, Johnny, Mallorie, Ray, Tommy, Phil, and Jimmy all make it to the roof. They do some parkour onto the other buildings.

Roman: Now what? The police have every corner watched and we can't go back into any buildings!

Niko: I don't know cousin, but it's going to be a big bloodbath.

A United Liberty Paper helicopter flies into the scene. Niko, Roman, Packie, and LJ are picked up. They fly away to a location.

Niko: Thanks, but why are you doing this?

Pilot: So I can KILL YOU!

Niko: Say WHAAAAT?

The pilot crashes into the Rotterdam Tower and jumps out after pushing Packie out, though Niko controls the helicopter while Roman and LJ hang onto the helicopter to grab onto Packie as he falls. An Annihilator rams into the helicopter, and they both catch on fire. Packie is grabbed by Roman and LJ, and is helped up. Niko jerks the helicopter into Star Junction, where it crashes, and explodes onto the crossroads. Niko puts out his fire, and pulls out Roman out of the mess. LJ is helped out of the rubble but Packie didn't make it. They go inside Cluckin' Bell where Enforcers are pulled over outside. The NOoSE start to infiltrate the restaurant.

1. Niko, Roman, and LJ hide behind the counter and start shooting.

2. Tommy rides in front of the counter on a Police Bike cuing them to get on.

3. The Annihilator swoops down and nosedives into the building.

4. Mallorie, Johnny, Ray, Phil, Jimmy, and Tommy fly in a Buzzard, and fire missiles inside.

5. The police come inside a Hydra and fire missiles into the building then crash inside.

[Fisciletti]

4. Mallorie, Johnny, Ray, Phil, Jimmy, and Tommy fly in a Buzzard, and fire missiles inside.

Niko: Once again we're stuck at Cluckin' Bell.

Little Jacob: Ye rasta this happened in Los Santos.

Niko: Look, it's Tommy and the others! They are flying a Buzzard! But this one is bigger than the others.

Little Jacob: It's a special one, rasta.

Tommy: Come on guys, get in! I've picked everyone up already!

 

Niko and Little Jacob get inside the buzzard.

 

Where do they fly to?

 

• Carcer City.
• A basement somewhere in Alderney.
• Patrick McReary's house in Broker.
• Anywhere City.
• An unknown place in North Alderney.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•An unknown place in North Alderney.

They hide inside Bucky Sligo's house. First Tommy kills Bucky and his crew. They live on rat droppings and whatever's left of a rabbit stew.

Tommy: How did Sligo live with this sh*t?

They all go outside as they can't handle the smell of Roman's farts. They are soon spotted by the LCPD. Niko gets a grenade ready and throws three onto two police cars approaching. He blows up an Enforcer and kills the NOoSE coming out of it. An Annihilator comes but Tommy shoots it down and it crashes onto six police cruisers on the street. Niko and Tommy get to the police station in Leftwood. They shoot at the cops and throw sticky bombs at the building. It blows up and the wreckage falls onto an Enforcer nearby. Niko and Tommy take cover behind a fence and both shoot at the oncoming cops. Four Buzzards with cops come join the action. The missiles hit the fence and Niko and Tommy are blown away. Tommy, near death, gets rocket launcher and blows up two of them. They crash onto Tommy after Niko runs away. Behind the smoke, Niko hides and calls Roman.

Roman: Cousin, where have you been? Me and Mallorie are getting arrested for harbouring a criminal!

Niko: I'm wiping out the LCPD. Don't worry cousin. This will be over soon.

Roman: They better be. Unless I'll be inside for 300 years!

Niko hangs up and takes out the police pulled over by the road. He gets their guns and kills some FIB. Niko runs to an FIB Buffalo and lures over 70 police cars, 50 police bikes, and 40 Enforcers. Combined with 60 choppers.

Niko: Okay, Roman. I have a plan for this.

Roman: It better work!

Niko finds a button that activates a missile-launcher from the roof of the car. He sees that there are 75 in stock. Niko uses the heat-seeking missiles and takes out all of the helicopters successfully. On Plumbers Skyway approaching the Hickey Bridge, Niko drives all the way to the Alderney-Algonquin stunt jump. He speeds all the way to the ramp after using a nitro boost in the car. The car makes it, with the police vehicles following and drowning. Niko makes it to the Algonquin coast and takes out the cops swimming using the heat-seeking missiles. Niko calls Roman.

Niko: Roman, I've successfully killed all of the cops in Liberty City.

Roman: That's great cousin, though I don't think you have killed the ones at Alderney State Correctional. I'm imprisoned!

Niko: Hold on, I'll be there soon.

Niko drives the wrecked police car to the Booth Tunnel and goes to the prison in Acter Industrial Park. He plants C4's on all of the sides and corners of the prison walls. He sets all of them off, and the prison is blown up to pieces. The cops inside are killed by Niko, accompanied by Johnny and LJ, who met him outside. They go inside and rescue Roman from the cell. They go outside where...

1. Ray Bulgarin, Dimitri Rascalov, and Kenny Petrovic are waiting with a load of Russians.

2. Mallorie, Ray, Phil, and Jimmy congratulating them for ending the storyline.

3. Brucie, who escaped from the prison when he had the chance, along with Mori, Luis, and Tony.

4. A fat police officer holding a gun disguised as a donut.

[Fisciletti]

2. Mallorie, Ray, Phil, and Jimmy congratulating them for ending the storyline.

Mallorie: Congratulations Niko! This story was already some pages long! I'm so tired!

Tommy: Good bye Niko.

Niko: Bye Tommy. Take care.

 

Every police officer respawn, so the police is back on the streets, even though nobody knows Niko.

 

Roman: Wait, who is the mayor now?

Unknown person: I am.

 

Who is the unknown person (the new mayor)?

 

• Dimitri Rascalov.
• Ray Bulgarin.
• Bernie Crane.
• Eddie Low.
• Kenny Petrovic.

[Corndawg93]

3) Bernie Crane.

 

(Niko) You, really???

 

(Bernie) Yep

Niko, Roman and Mallorie look at each other

(All 3 of them) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLROFL

 

(Niko) I'm sorry Bern but thats the funnest thing I've heard in a while

 

(Roman) There needs to be someone who is qualfied for the job and and know job what Their doing and that person is...

Who???

1) Mila

2) Tom Stubbs III

3) Stan Carman

4) Regan Jones

5) Yusuf Amir

[The_Anti-tragedy]

2) Tom Stubbs III

Bernie calls some of his men to come to the road on the prison. The men arrive and they point pistols and Niko, Roman, and Mallorie.

Niko: Ahem, did I say that Bernie being mayor was funny? No, I meant that Brucie being married is uncanny.

Bernie pulls out a tape recorder and plays back what Niko and Roman were saying. The men shoot Roman. Niko takes cover and kills the men with an assault rifle.

Mallorie: They got Roman! He's dead!

Niko and Mallorie get in a PMP-600 and drive away to Plumbers Skyway. Bernie's men get in their other PMP 600 and follow Niko and Mallorie.

Mallorie: Did we lose them?

Niko: Let's hope so!

They realize the hitmen are gaining on them. Niko floors it and drives off the edge of the highway. They land by a factory. Niko gets out and pulls Mallorie out too. Bernie's men are scared of jumping off and go back.

Niko: We got rid of them! Let's go pick Roman up from the hospital and then celebrate!

They go to the hospital in Acter and find Roman who is hitting on a nurse.

Roman: Hey beautiful, want to be in bed? Not the hospital bed.

Nurse: You're the worst flirter ever.

The nurse slaps Roman on the face. Niko and Mallorie pick him up and take him to the Middle Park East safehouse. Niko gets a message on his laptop. He checks it and it says that he can bring two friends to different kinds of places, but can only choose one of them.

Niko: Hey guys, we've been given a choice. We can go to the Carribean, the Carraways, Tokyo, or LAs Venturas.

Mallorie: How about the Carraways?

Roman: How about the Carribean, we can score a few chicks eh, cousin?

They get ready and pack for...

1. A Carribean snorkelling adventure.

2. A party with all the characters in the Carraways.

3. A trip to southeast Asia in Tokyo, Japan.

4. A game show in Las Venturas.

5. They stay.

[Fisciletti]

5. They stay.

Niko: Wait! This e-mail is fake! We're not going anywhere.

 

Someone calls Roman.

 

Roman: No, not again!

 

What is happening?

 

• Roman's new cab depot is on fire.
• Roman's apartment in South Bohan is on fire.
• The whole South Bohan is on fire.
• Someone wants to kidnap Roman.
• Someone kidnapped Brucie.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•The whole South Bohan is on fire.

Niko: How can someone put all of South Bohan on fire?

Mallorie: Let's check it out.

Roman: That means the apartment's on fire, too! At least we still have two penthouses.

An Annihilator crashes into the North Holland penthouse and it catches on fire and is burnt down.

Roman: 'Kay I'll shut up now.

They take the Northwood Heights Bridge to Bohan and witness the fire from Fortside.

Roman: Okay who devided by zero!

A burning building falls onto the street and has a domino effect on the other apartment buildings. A billboard for Princess Robot Bubblegum falls down onto the preacher running away. Six firetrucks approach the area and catch on fire too. Mallorie is hit by a firetruck and is dead.

Roman: My wife is dead!

An Ambulance arrives by the fire.

Roman: Sir, can you please help my wife?

Paramedic: Can't you see that there's a large fire happening right now! Screw you, fatty!

Roman: I will never escort you in any of my cabs! Niko, go to Chase Point, perhaps we will catch on fire if we hang around here too long. Plus, I need to get a ood signal for my phone.

The two get in an Esperanto and drive above the dock and onto some stairs. They go to the multistorey building and go to the top floor. Roman gets a good signal.

Niko: Why are we here, cousin?

Roman: Wait just a sec. -- Yeah Mr. Amir, can you give me and my cousin one of your Skylift things or whatever? Thanks Yoof.

A Skylift hovers beside one of the gaps on the side of the building. Roman and Niko jump on board of the helicopter.

Roman: Take us to the water tower in Northwood.

The pilot flies them to their destination. Roman pushes the pilot out and controls the chopper. He grabs the crane onto the water tower and then flies away with it.

Niko: What do we need all this water for?

Roman: You'll see soon enough, cousin.

Roman flies the chopper and alley oops with the water tower, catching it and holding onto it like a bullet. He then gets Niko to screw the tower open for him. Roman splashes tons of water onto South Bohan. The fire...

1. Gets put out.

2. Stays normal.

3. Gets put out then grows again.

4. Was already put out by the LCFD. Many pedestrians are soaking wet.

5. Makes the number 666.

[Fisciletti]

 

4. Was already put out by the LCFD. Many pedestrians are soaking wet.

Niko: Roman, L.C.F.D. has already put the fire out.

Roman: It's F.L.D.C. Niko. Can't you learn?

Niko: Screw you.

 

A lot of pedestrians are wet and angry. One of them shoots the Skylift with a Rocket Launcher.

 

Roman: Screw you!

Niko: Get out of here Roman!

Roman: Sure.

Niko: We're safe now.

Roman: Niko!

Niko: Yes, cousin?

Roman: Our penthouse in North Holland is still on fire!

Niko: Oh my lord, I forgot about that.

Roman: We need water!

 

They go to Humboldt river and get some water. They put the fire out of the penthouse.

 

Roman: Finally! We're better than the firefighters!

Niko: I agree with you cousin.

Roman: Let's pick up Mallorie, she respawned in the hospital.

 

They pick up Mallorie.

 

Mallorie: Hello guys.

Niko: Hello.

Roman: Hello baby, our safehouse in Bohan and our penthouse in North Holland are safe.

Mallorie: You are my hero!

 

Roman calls Yusuf Amir.

 

Roman: Yes, I don't need the Skylift anymore.

Yusuf: Okay, land it on the heliport above Booth Tunnel, in Alderney.

Roman: Sure.

 

They head for Booth Tunnel. Here, they see something.

 

What do they see?

• The Lost and The Angels of Death in a war.
• The Russian gangsters and the Italian Mafia in a war.
• A lot of drug dealers.
• The heliport on fire.
• An helicopter already parked at the heliport.

Edited October 15, 2012 by Fisciletti

[Corndawg93]

Fisciletti, It was the Noth Holland apartment on fire not The Middle Park East Apartment

 

3) A lot of drug dealers

 

(Niko) Why are there a bunch of drug dealer around here

 

(Mallorie) Must be some sort of Drug Dealer Convention

 

(Roman) What makes you say that

Mallorie point to a bana that says Drugathon

(Mallorie) Thats why

 

(Niko & Roman) Ohhh

 

(Mallorie) C-mon lets get of here

They drive away from the drug convention and they go home to thier Middle Park east apartment and sit down to watch T.V and an AD about the new PSWii60 U is coming out in November

(Roman) Can't wait till that come out

 

(Niko) I'm going on the Laptop

What does Niko look at???

1) GTAForums

2) Whats games are on the PSWii60 U

3) Local news

4) Resent Storylines in The CS

5) Auto Erotica

Edited October 16, 2012 by billy james

[Fisciletti]

Fisciletti, It was the Noth Holland apartment on fire not The Middle Park East Apartment

My bad. I've corrected it. Thank you.

[Corndawg93]

Fisciletti, It was the Noth Holland apartment on fire not The Middle Park East Apartment

My bad. I've corrected it. Thank you.

Your Welcome

[The_Anti-tragedy]

1) GTAForums

Roman: Hey Niko, want to watch this episode of America's Next Top Hooker: College Skimming Edition?

Niko: No thanks cousin.

Roman: Are you sure, Jizzy B. is hosting it?

Niko goes to the IV forum and reads a topic or two.

Niko: Haha. No Zed, those aren't sh*t graphics. Wow, there are a lot of members in this forum. The_national-tragedy, billy tamer, AlanGTABomber, Fonzerelli...

Roman: Hey Niko, you got to see this! Tanya is taking her skirt off! I can feel the sperm rising in my PANTS!

Niko and Mallorie: o__o

Roman: What, I'm easily aroused.

Niko: Hey Roman, when do you think GTA V will come out? I guess December 5, 2012.

Roman: Seriously? I pick April 29, 2013.

Niko: I picked it because on the curb in the trailer, it says 2405. It must mean the 5th of December 2012, compared to what the year the trailer was released.

Mallorie: That is a good point. I pick October 21, 2012.

Niko and Roman laugh. Mallorie points an M4A1 at them.

Niko: Um, we weren't laughing at you, we were laughing at the picture on the wall there.

Before Mallorie could look, Roman steals a famous painting and quickly hammers it to the wall.

1. Mallorie puts down the gun.

2. Mallorie shoots them both anyway.

3. The French Army want the three dead for stealing a famous painting.

4. Niko, Roman, and Mallorie watch America's Next Top Hooker: College Skimming Edition.

5. Niko, Roman, and Mallorie go on GTAForums.

 

[Fisciletti]

3. The French Army want the three dead for stealing a famous painting.

Someone calls Roman.

 

Roman: Who is that?

Man: My name is Jerome.

Roman: I don't know any Jerome.

Jerome: I'm from the French Army.

Roman: You've called the wrong person.

Jerome: No I haven't. You stole a famous painting from a museum in Paris. We want it back.

Roman: I don't know what you're talking about.

Jerome: Yes you do. We're going to kill you, your wife, and your cousin.

Roman: How do you know they're my wife and my cousin?

Jerome: Not relevant.

 

Some helicopters arrive.

 

Jerome: You better run. Good bye.

Roman: We're screwed.

Niko: Roman, you couldn't have stolen that painting. But don't worry, they aren't going to kill you.

Roman: Thank you cousin, I know you are going to protect me.

Niko: I'm going to kill you myself.

Roman: What?

Niko: Just kidding cousin. Come on, if we hang on here too long they'll shot us. I'm going to call Dwayne.

 

Niko calls Dwayne.

 

Niko: Dwayne, can you send some goons to my penthouse in Middle Park East?

Dwayne: Sure man. I'll go there too, I heard you cousin stole a famous painting from a museum in Paris.

Niko: Yes he did. Thank you man.

 

Dwayne and his goons arrive.

 

Niko: I can't believe I'm always in the middle of a big trouble.

 

What happens next?

 

• The helicopters crash and explode and they are safe again.
• They start shooting each other (the army and Roman's friends).
• Niko takes down the helicopters.
• The helicopters kill Dwayne, Niko, Roman and Mallorie and they respawn in a hospital.
• Johnny helps Niko and takes down the helicopters.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

•Johnny helps Niko and takes down the helicopters.

Dwayne and Niko take cover behind a chain of newspaper boxes. Roman and Mallorie hide under the awning walkway next to the door. Johnny rides into the scene with the Lost MC and gets a Streetsweeper. He helps Niko take down some French soldiers coming in cars.

Niko: Thanks for coming man. You too Johnny.

Dwayne: No problem Niko. I can always pull a few strings.

Johnny: I heard you were in trouble with the Army and so we decided to come.

The three shoot the first helicopter with French soldiers in it, and it withstands so much damage, it spirals out of control and explodes onto the awning walkway next to Niko's apartment. A piece of the chopper almost lands on Roman, who Mallorie pulls out of under the walkway. They get in Niko's parked Infernus and drive off to Luis' house in North Holland. They raid him of all his weapons from Drug Wars.

Luis: Hey give those back you putas!

Roman: Screw you!

Mallorie: What he said.

The two go back to the Infernus and start driving back. Luis gets in his F620 and chases Roman and Mallorie.

Roman: Oh sh*t, he's gaining on us!

Mallorie: But how, we have the fastest car in the game.

Luis: This is an F620 modified to have the speed of a Police Stinger!

Roman: We're screwed.

Luis shoots a Gold SMG at the couple's engine. The Infernus catches on fire.

Meanwhile at the penthouse, Dwayne's friends are killing some French soldiers that are around the corner. Niko takes out the choppers with the AK-47. Dwayne uses his MP10 to shoot some more French soldiers. Johnny catapults some of their bikes onto some helicopters. A burning Infernus turns around the corner. Roman and Mallorie jump out and the sports car explodes at a hot dog stand. Luis' car comes around the corner and hits several French soldiers.

Niko: Luis, what are you doing here?

Luis: I'm chasing your idiot cousin and his wife. They stole my weapons.

Roman: That reminds me...

Roman takes out an Advanced MG and takes out the fourth chopper with ease. Niko takes an Explosive AA12 and takes out ten helicopters. Three Presidentes pull over on the road and soldiers come out of it. Niko and Dwayne kill all of them.

1. Another Presidente comes and Niko misses it. It hits Dwayne.

2. Luis takes down a chopper but it lands on the rooftop, weighing down the roof and causing the building to collapse.

3. Four speedboats dock by the shore and French soldiers come out of it with Streetsweepers.

4. A helicopter nosedives and turns its blades sideways, chopping up ____.

5. Bernie and his 20 waves of hitmen arrive in helicopters, boats, cars, and motorcycles carrying rocket launchers.

Edited October 16, 2012 by The_Anti-tragedy

[Fisciletti]

5. Bernie and his 20 waves of hitmen arrive in helicopters, boats, cars, and motorcycles carrying rocket launchers.

Niko: Bernie! I thought you hated me!

Bernie: I don't hate you, sweetie. I'll help you to take down those French guys.

Niko: Thank you man.

 

They take down the whole French army.

 

What happens next?

 

• France starts a war with the U.S.A., and it happens in Liberty City.
• Bernie tells Niko that him and Bryce are going to adopt a child.
• Mallorie is dead.
• Niko goes home and sleep for six hours.
• They go back home and watch America's Next Top Hooker.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•Mallorie is dead.

One of the airplanes they took down detached its propellor and it cut a scar in Mallorie's stomach. She has so pulse.

Roman: Someone call an ambulance. Somebody call a f*cking ambulance!!

Niko: Roman! It's OK, she'll just respawn at the hospital, why are you so hysterical?! We took down the French Army, we obviously need to make some sort of deal in the process.

Bernie: While Mallorie comes back, how about we all go to the Superstar Cafe!

Niko: Yeah sure, I'm in for some food.

Dwayne, Luis, and Johnny agree. Niko, Roman, Dwayne, Luis, Johnny, and Bernie all go inside Bernie's limo. Bernie's men protect him in PMP 600's. They all dine at the Superstar Cafe a block away.

Waitress: I can't believe I'm waiting the mayor of Liberty City!

Roman: You better believe it, I'm taking you to my home.

Bernie: I'm sure she meant me.

Roman: Sorry, forgot that you were the new mayor.

Mallorie walks in the restaurant and orders a meal.

Roman: Hey Mallorie, how'd you know we were here?

Mallorie: I'm your wife and I know you're easily persuaded and Bernie's predictable.

Johnny: You must be a real good listener.

1. A bus drops off a hobo who points a gun inside the restaurant.

2. Dwayne gets found and beaten up by some guys he used to roll with 10 years ago.

3. A hater is outside by the window glaring at Bernie. Bernie runs away.

4. Bernie's men are all killed by a missile that hit the side of the building by whom.

5. Roman has bad gas. And for Roman, bad gas is really bad.

[Fisciletti]

 

2. Dwayne gets found and beaten up by some guys he used to roll with 10 years ago.

Dwayne: I'm screwed.

Niko: What happened?

Dwayne: Joshua and Kevin.

Niko: Who?

Dwayne: Two guys I used to roll with 10 years ago. They hate me. They want me dead. They have more friends. They have strong weapons.

Roman: They have bad luck. Niko is going to kill them.

Joshua: Look Kevin, Dwayne and his friends are coming here!

Kevin: They're dead.

 

They beat up Dwayne a little bit. Suddenly Johnny shoots them. They are dead.

 

Dwayne: That was fast. Thank you man.

Johnny: You're welcome.

 

What happens next?

• The rest of the gang arrives and sets fire to Superstar Café.
• The rest of the gang arrives and attempts to kill them.
• Dwayne goes home.
• Johnny goes home.
• Everyone goes home.

Edited October 17, 2012 by Fisciletti

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•The rest of the gang arrives and sets fire to Superstar Café.

Four Patriots pull over by the side of the road and out of it come more gangsters. They take cover behind the trucks as Niko and Dwayne shoot the tires out.

Dwayne: What are we going to do Niko?

Niko: Just keep shooting the back tires!

Johnny joins the fight with his Streetsweeper and blows up two of the trucks with ease. Reinforcements come as back up in a Maverick. The gangsters shoot at the restaurant. A rocket hits the side of the building's glass. Bernie is running around in a circle screaming.

Bernie: Protect the mayor, protect the mayor, protect the mayor!

Roman and Mallorie go to the second floor of the restaurant and hide. Another rocket is sent toward Johnny. He runs away just in time and dodges the rocket. It blows up the next two trucks. The helicopter is shot down by Bernie's hitmen and it explodes at Grotti. A Turismo escapes via the top window and drives away.

Johnny: It's you or me!

Niko: It's you or me!

Johnny: Hey, we say the same dialogue. That's so lazy.

Niko: Who are you, Zed?

They keep shooting at the gangsters coming from Turismos from Grotti. They do drive-bys while a grenade blows up the counter, killing a big fraction of Bernie's men.

Bernie: Who's going to protect the mayor?! I AM IMPORTANT.

Niko: Can you please shut up, Florian?

Bernie joins Roman and Mallorie having a steak. Dwayne, Niko, and Johnny recruit the others to find Bernie's limo.

Bernie: I know I parked it here somewhere... It's there, around the corner!

The six all sprint towards the Stretch, but...

1. A goon is on top of the limo, ready to shoot Dwayne in the head.

2. The limo is filled with gangsters and drives away while shooting.

3. Bernie's new chaffeur is homophobic and so drives away leaving them.

4. Some gangsters rigged it with a bomb and Johnny gets inside.

5. Another helicopter hovers over the limo and ________ __.

[Corndawg93]

1. A goon is on top of the limo, ready to shoot Dwayne in the head.

 

(Goon) Die Asshole

But before he shoots, he is shot by a sniper

 

(Niko) Holy sh*t, did you see who did that

 

(Dwayne) No but when I see them I'll thank them

A Goon takes Bernie Hostage

(Bernie) ARRRRR HELP ME

 

BANG goes a bullet into the goons head by the Sniper

(Bernie) Thank you mr Sniper person

 

(Johnny) C-mon lets get out of here

They all get in the Limo and drive off to City Hall and hide in the Bernie's Office

(Niko) All right what now

 

(Bernie) We find out who the Sniper is

 

(Dwayne) I second that

 

(Luis) Who sure about that bro, you know you should never meet you hero's

 

(Bernie) Yes, I'm sure of it

 

(Niko) Ok we'll go look for him

The Sniper walks into the Mayors office

(Sniper) No need to

 

(Niko) YOU!!!!

 

(Johnny) Holy Sh*t

 

(Luis) Motherf*cker (In Dominican accent)

Who is the Sniper

1) Max Payne

2) John Marston

3) Jack Marston

4) Stan Carmen

5) Dekota Carrington

[Fisciletti]

1) Max Payne

Niko: What? Aren't you from the game, Max Payne?

Max: Yes I am. I came from São Paulo to save you guys.

Niko: São Paulo? Where is that?

Max: It's in Brazil.

Niko: Brazil? Nice. But you are from New York, right?

Max: Yes, I am. New York is near Liberty City.

Niko: I know.

Max: Look!

 

What is going to happen?

 

• They are going to see someone dressed as Batman.
• They are going to see someone dressed as Spiderman.
• The building is falling.
• Someone is pointing a gun at them
• Roman disappeared.

[Corndawg93]

4) Someone is pointing a gun at them

 

That person is revealed to be Packie.

(Niko) Packie What are you doing here?

 

(Packie) You don't remember this guy when LC was trashed and all the buildings were knock down, He's was talking to him self and it was pissing me off so I shot him and if you remember John Marston was with us at the time aswell, that should make you remember what happened

 

(Niko) Yeah, Yeah I remember now

 

(Packie) So if you excuse me I going to kill him again

Dwayne steps in

(Dwayne) Hold on man, he just saved my & Bernie a$$ by helping us excape from a bunch of a$$holes who were trying kill to us

 

(Johnny) Yeah man leave him be, he's a hero to the mayor

 

(Packie) Fine, I won't kill him, but if you even start to talk to your self exspect to on the next flight to Brazil.

 

(Max) Noted

 

What happen next???

1) Max starts talking to himself

2) They recap on what happen the day Packie was talking about

3) Bernie make Max his personal body guard

4) Fisciletti starts to put numbers next to his option instead of dots

5) They all go there separate way until the next fun adventure

Edited October 20, 2012 by billy james