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[The_Anti-tragedy]

3) Pigion carrier

Brucie writes a letter saying "We're getting the drugs" to Luis and sends it via pigeon carrier. At Luis' house, Luis recieves the letter and meets them at their rendevous point at the Angels of Death clubhouse.

Luis: Hey Niko. You said to meet each other here?

Niko: That's right. The NOOSE are holding the drugs at the police station in Lower Easton.

Luis: So we need to crash the police convoy and take the drugs in the open!

Niko, Roman, Luis, and Brucie get in a Police Stockade they stole from that time Niko blocked the Booth Tunnel. Niko calls Packie on his cell.

Niko: Packie, I need one of your bombs.

Packie: Okay, the bomb is in Star Junction.

Niko: Thanks man.

Niko drives the truck to Star Junction with the sirens on. They also take some NOOSE uniforms from the truck. Brucie picks up the bomb and rigs it at the back of the truck. He gets back in, and they continue to the police station.

Luis: The drugs should be leaving the station at 17:20. It's 16:50.

Roman: So we got half an hour to take the stuff.

They get into the police station and Niko gets out along with Roman, Brucie, and Luis.

Officer: You here to watch the convoy?

Luis: Sure.

Niko calls Packie and detonates the bomb. The truck explodes, and the NOOSE officers are mostly dead. Ten more NOOSE officers storm out of the station. The truck with the drugs takes off early. Niko and Roman get in a police Buffalo and Brucie and Luis get on a Police Bike. Brucie drives while Luis fires his M4A1 at the truck. Niko drives while Roman shoots with the aim of a pretzal.

Several police cruisers show up and crash Brucie off of the bike. Luis picks him up, and he drops sticky bombs at the cars. The bombs cause a chain reaction which almost blow up Niko's car.

Niko: Hey, watch it!

1. Luis runs out of sticky bombs to blow up the armoured truck.

2. A tank shows up and pushes Niko's car to the side.

3. Police bikes appear and start shooting at Niko.

4. The truck crashes at the Booth Tunnel.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

3. Police bikes appear and start shooting at Niko.

When the gang reach the Algonquin Bridge 10 police bikes show-up and the officers start firing at the Buffalo.

Niko: "Luis, Brucie, for crying out loud get rid of these pigs!"

Luis tries to drive his bike over to the Buffalo but the bike's tires are shot-out by the officers.

Luis: "Oh damn!"

Luis pulls the bike to the side of the lane of traffic, and Brucie begins to panic.

Brucie: "Oh man they're both going to die, or get arrested, and we'll be to blame bro, we're to blame! THAT'S NOT COOL!"

Luis: "Shut up yo! The next vehicle that shows up we'll take, okay."

A Faggio stutters past.

Luis: "Damn."

They take the Faggio and slowly try to catch-up with Niko, Roman, and the officers.

 

At this time now Niko is skillfully driving the Buffalo around the streets of Dukes whilst Roman panics.

Roman: "They're everywhere, DRIVE MAN, DRIVE!"

Niko: "Shut up or I'll throw you out of the car!"

Two police bikes crash into the petrol station in Cerveza Heights causing an explosion which knocks another officers off of his bike. Another police bike crashes into a parked car outside of the LC24 Tower. Police bikes crash one by one into things eventually leaving just two pursuing the Buffalo, which now is billowing black smoke.

Niko: "Damn these two are really getting on my nerves!"

Niko heads back to the Algonquin Bridge and when he attempts to drive up an on-ramp is met by Luis and Brucie slowly coming towards the Buffalo on a Faggio.

Niko: "SSHHIII-"

Niko sharply swerves the Buffalo around the Faggio resulting in driving over the side of the bridge, and crashing the car into some benches in the pedestrian walkway area behind Michelle's house in Rotterdam Hill. The two police bikes smack into the Faggio sending them too flying over the side of the bridge, only they fall all the way down to a road in BOABO. Luis and Brucie are knocked-off of the bike and roll to the side of the road.

Luis: "F*ck, that hurt."

 

Niko and Roman stagger out of the crashed Buffalo which is about to explode when...

1. Brucie jumps over the edge of the bridge and lands on the Buffalo right when it explodes.

2. A patrolling LCPD officer who saw the crash, and quickly recognizes Niko and Roman, attempts to arrest the two.

3. Roman has a heart attack.

4. An LCPD Maverick hovers overhead.

5. A homeless man walks over to the cousins, yells "Chessy vaginas!", but is then killed in the car explosion.

Edited September 14, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[The_Anti-tragedy]

1. Brucie jumps over the edge of the bridge and lands on the Buffalo right when it explodes.

Brucie: I'm coming for you N.B., AHHHHH!!

Brucie is killed in the explosion. Luis goes down and picks up Niko and Roman on his Faggio.

Niko: Did we lose the convoy?

Luis: According to this circle-shaped map at the bottom-left corner of my view, the convoy is in Rotterdam Hill.

Roman: So we just come up the hill and ambush them there.

Luis drives the Faggio to the police convoy. There, Niko and Roman shoot with their M4A1's at the cops in the back. Niko throws some grenades at the truck to slow it down. It works, and several cops come out.

Cop: Guess who's gonna get shot in the face!

Cop: Permission to blow their head off.

Niko blows the truck up with his trusty RPG. Roman and Luis get all of the bags of drugs. Roman hears the cops coming so he calls his employee.

Roman: Mohammad, I need you to pick me and my friends at East Island City.

Mohammad is somehow already near them and picks them up. Niko skips the ride to somewhere in Alderney to lose the cops. After they get out of their wanted circle, Niko is left with the drugs. He decides to give the drugs to...

1. Little Jacob, who sells it and gets lots of money. But most of his rasta betray him and steal the money.

2. Phil Bell, who is going with Niko to sell the drugs from the last deal with the ones he just got.

3. Bernie Crane, but Dimitri blackmails his boyfriend Bryce into giving up the drugs.

4. The LCPD as he feels remorse and sympathetic. But they kill him.

[Corndawg93]

2. Phil Bell, who is going with Niko to sell the drugs from the last deal with the ones he just got.

 

(Niko) So Phil, who are we selling these drugs to

 

(Phil) This new gang from Australia, they call them selfs The Dingos

 

(Niko) Really, from Australia, ok who's leader of this bunch

 

(Phil) A Guy named Regan Jones

 

(Niko) Where we meeting them

 

(Phil) ....

1) "Honkers"

2) "The waste management plant on Colony Island"

3) "The Water refinery on Charge Island"

4) "The MeTV Biulding"

 

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

1) "Honkers"

Niko: "We're meeting them at a strip club?"

Phil: "Yeah, that's right."

Niko: "They sound like my kind of gang. Let's roll."

 

Niko and Phil take the drugs to the strip club, and when they get outside Niko starts to become stereotypical.

Niko: "They come from the land down under." *Whistles* "I wonder if they'll be wearing those cork hats?"

Phil: "Don't be so stereotypical Niko."

When they enter the strip club they spot 8 guys sitting around the stage drinking what appears to be Fosters Lager.

Phil: "You the Dingos?"

Gang member: "That's us mate. Regan is in there." *Points to the backroom*

Niko and Phil go to the backroom and see Regan talking on the phone.

Regan: "He did what!? That sleazebag. Hang on the guys have arrived, I'll phone you back."

Niko: "Crikey mate, where's your cork hat? Struth, where's the barbie?"

Phil: "Okay, quit it now Niko."

Regan: "I'll let that slide this time. You got the stuff?"

Phil: "Right here." *Lifts up two duffel bags*

Regan: "Cool. Here's your money." *Picks up a briefcase from the floor and passes it to Niko*.

Niko *opens the case*: "Wow, that's a lot of coloured notes."

Phil: "Coloured notes? Did you pay us in Australian dollars?"

Regan: "Yeah."

Phil: "I said American dollars! Not Australian dollars!"

Regan: "Woops."

Phil: "Has the blood rushed to your head from being upside down all the time!?"

Niko: "Who's being stereotypical now, eh Phil?"

Phil: "Shut up Niko! The deals off. Let's go Nicky."

Regan: "Oi, get back here. I've had to put up with you both being stereotypical to me so I think I deserve something out of this all. Boys, GET THEM!"

Phil: "Niko, get these pricks!"

Niko takes cover behind the wall and pulls out an SMG and picks the gangsters off one by one.

Regan: "Oh come on you lot never even fired a single shot!"

Phil: "You should have hired better guards. Now get us those US dollars and I won't throw you in a boot of a car and drive it into the Humboldt."

Regan: "Never!"

Regan picks up a stool and throws it at Phil. Phil falls back and knocks over Niko allowing him to run to the car park and steal an NRG-900.

Phil: "Nicky we can't let him get away!"

 

The two run outside and look for a vehicle. They get...

1. Another NRG-900.

2. A Packer fuel truck.

3. A Bobcat.

4. A PMP 600.

5. A Boxville.

Edited September 16, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[Fisciletti]

 

1. Another NRG-900.

Niko: Get in the bike, Phil! Let's rip off this prick!

 

The guy quickly heads to the bridge that connects Bohan to Dukes.

 

Phil: He have to pay the toll!

 

The guy didn't know there was a toll to pay. Then he crashes in a bus and fall in the water. Luckily there was a boat with some fishes inside, so he didn't die.

 

Phil: Shoot him with the Rocket Launcher, Nicky!

Niko: You don't have to ask again.

 

The boat exploded, but there were dozens of police officers coming to arrest them.

 

What is going to happen?

• They are going to get arrested.
• Little Jacob will rescue them in an Helicopter.
• They will jump on water.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•They will jump on water.

Niko and Phil jump into the water off the barricade. Phil lands on the boat while Niko landed in the river. Phil's impact with the boat got him a concussion.

Niko: Phil. Phil? You alive? Sh*t, got to take him to a hospital!

Phil's body gets picked up by Niko who throws him onto a boat driven by a random person. The boat stops, and Niko kills the driver. Niko drives the boat with Phil's body and loses the cops soon enough. He stops the boat onto the shore of the beach in Boulevard, Bohan. Niko takes the body to the hospital two blocks away. Niko gives Phil's body to the hospital.

Doctor: Don't worry. We'll fix your friend over here.

Niko: Thanks, doctor.

Niko goes to his South Bohan safehouse. Niko is about to "save" by sleeping on his bed but gets a call.

The caller is...

1. Regan Jones

2. Dimitri Rascalov

3. Roman Bellic

4. Phil Bell

5. Ray Boccino

[Corndawg93]

1. Regan Jones

 

(Ragan) Oy mate, do you want to still do the deal, I got American money this time

 

(Niko) No, I won't do it without Phil

 

(Regan) F#ck Phil, we'll do it with out him

 

(Niko) Ok, I'll meet you at Honkers, but come alone.

 

(Regan) Done

Niko hangs up and gets the drugs and heads to Honkers

What happens at the deal

1) They do the deal and leave

2) All of the dingos are there and they screw Niko

3) Niko Screws Regan and kills him and his right hands man Joey Cross vows revenge

4) A Gang from Canada interferes

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

4) A Gang from Canada interferes

Canadian gangster (of the Mad Moose Mounties): "Hello aye, we're here to take your stuff aye."

Regan: "Struth, not the Mad Moose Mounties!"

Niko: "What a stupid name for a gang. That's like a gang being called the Cranky Crumpets."

At that very moment 10 well dressed men waltz on into the strip club.

English gangster (of the Cranky Crumpets): "I say 'ol chap that'll be us. We're here to take that product off of your hands."

Niko: "Okay this is becoming really over stereotypical now. If you lot want the drugs, you can fight for it!"

Niko throws the two duffel bags up in the air and shoots them with his SMG. Cocaine, Heroin, and other various drugs pour onto the floor of the club. All of the gangs shoot, fist-fight, push and shove each other trying their best to scoop up the drugs from the floor. Niko steals the money from Regan when his back is turned and jumps into a Super Drop Diamond belonging to one of the gangsters outside, and heads for his Middle Park East safehouse.

 

When Niko gets to his house he opens the suitcase and finds inside...

1. No money.

2. A time-bomb.

3. A motion sensitive paint bomb.

4. $250,000.

5. A can of lager.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. A motion sensitive paint bomb.

Niko: No real money?... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Niko's sound waves from his vocal cords sets off the paint bomb and Niko gets his face covered in blue. Niko goes back to Honkers and notices that the three gangs are still fighting over the bags of drugs. Niko takes the Mad Moose Mounties' money and the Cranky Crumpets' money too. He sneaks outside and leaves on a Hakuchou. He goes to the Booth Tunnel and goes to the Bank of Liberty near Chinatown. There, he exchanges the Canadian and the British money for the same value in American dollars. He goes outside and sees...

1. A Rancher driving away with Uzi-wielding shooters in the back.

2. The Dingoes, Mounties, and Crumpets standing in the road armed with assault rifles.

3. The Uptown Riders with guns about to shoot him for stealing someone's Hakuchou.

4. The Jolly Green Giant stomping down and offering Niko some broccoli.

[Fisciletti]

 

3. The Uptown Riders with guns about to shoot him for stealing someone's Hakuchi.

The Uptown Riders start shooting at Niko.

 

Niko: HEY, WHAT THE F*CK?

 

Niko hides behind a Bus and fires a rocket in the bikes. They instantly become fire.

 

Niko: GETTA FAWKIN' DEAD YOU ASSHOLES!

 

He gets a call in his phone. It's Roman.

 

Roman: Hey cousin, it is your cousin, do you want to go bowling?

Niko: GO FAWK YOURSELF YOU FAT PIECE OF sh*t!

Roman: Niko, what the f*ck? What is happening?

Niko: OKAY FATTIE, YOU WANNA KNOW? I'M SICK OF YOU ASKING IF I WANT TO GO BOWLING! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU ARE STUPID LIKE A DOOR, YOU BIG BULL.

Roman: Niko...

Niko: Oh Roman, I'm sorry, I'm just very angry... THESE f*ckERS TRIED TO KILL ME!

Roman: Niko, it's okay, I know how the gangster life is.

Niko: No Roman, you don't know how it is. It is difficult for me to kill those bastards who always start a shootout when I'm eating at Burger Shot, or those pigs that try to kill me when I'm walking down the streets, like a free man...

Roman: Okay, Niko, it's okay. Call me when you want to do something.

Niko: GO F*CK YOURSELF I'M NOT GOING TO CALL YOU, YOU FAT PIECE OF SH*T! Haha, just kidding cousin.

Roman: Nice one Niko, nice one! Good bye cousin!

Niko: Bye, cousin.

 

Then Niko starts walking back to his house in Middle Park East. But then he sees something... what did he see?

• A private jet landing on Star Junction.
• A woman jumping in front of a car and dieing in front of his eyes.
• A decapited head in the dumpster.

Edited September 18, 2012 by Fisciletti

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•A private jet landing on Star Junction.

The jet lands and three celebrities get out of it. Cloe Parker, Kerry Macintosh, and Jill Von Crastenburg walk out of it.

Kerry: What do you mean it broke down? *blaghghghuhh*

Cloe: Well the epitaph worked.

Niko: I'll be pleased to ride you three ladies.

Jill: Do you have a car?

Niko: Sure.

Niko steals a Stretch in the middle of the road. He picks the girls up and drops them off at Jill's mansion in Westdyke. Niko drives and parks the limo at his parking space in Alderney City. He sleeps in there and then...

1. The Dingoes, Crumpets, and Mounties draw a mustache on his face.

2. A drunk Cloe Parker and Jill Von Crastenburg crash into his safe-house inside a Turismo.

3. Niko wakes up and sees Luis, Brucie, and Mori dancing Gangnam Style.

4. The building falls apart when a tornado hits the state.

[Corndawg93]

3. Niko wakes up and sees Luis, Brucie, and Mori dancing Gangnam Style.

 

(Niko) WTF is that retarded dance your dancing, it makes me want to kill someone.

Niko gets out of bed and gets on the first plane to Korea and goes to Yoo Gun-hyungs house and shoots him several times in the gut and makes him listen to his own song, so that he dies in the a very painful death.

(Niko) That should shut everyone up

Niko then get the first plane back to liberty and when he gets to the F.I.A he met by...

Who is he met by???

1) The Dingoes, Crumpets and Mounties, who want to know where the money is from the deal is

2) Roman with a welcome back sign

3) Phil, so they can do another deal with (Insert gang here)

4) Luis, Brusie and Mori, who are back to normal and wants to thank Niko for getting them out of thier trance

Edited September 19, 2012 by billy james

[The_Anti-tragedy]

4) Luis, Brusie and Mori, who are back to normal and wants to thank Niko for getting them out of thier trance

Brucie: Thanks NB, I never realized how repetitive that song could get.

Luis: Yeah. We're ditching that song and going to a new one.

Niko: What is it?

Luis: We don't know yet, but we should have it by Friday.

The three leave in Mori's Buffalo and Niko takes a Taxi to his former Hove Beach safehouse. Niko gets in the Comet he parked there and drives to...

1. An ice cream store.

2. To a race start to race the whole island of Dukes/Broker.

3. Brucie's, Packie's, Roman's Dwayne's, and Little Jacob's houses to go bowling.

4. A hotel they just built out of the construction site Niko chased Ivan.

5. A strip club to get a lap dance and then pick up a hooker in his car.

[Fisciletti]

 

5. A strip club to get a lap dance and then pick up a hooker in his car.

Niko: Oh yeah baby, let's to go my car now.

Hooker: Sure thing, honey.

 

They go to Niko's Oracle.

 

Niko: Oh yeah baby, suckity suckity suckity!

 

Then...

 

• The hooker dies with Niko's c*ck in her mouth.
• The police arrest the hooker and Niko runs away.
• Roman spots Niko and the hooker.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

 

Roman spots Niko and the hooker.

 

Roman walks over to the Oracle and presses his face against the glass.

Roman: "NIKO! Want to go bowling?"

Niko: "OH sh*t ROMAN!"

Hooker: "Hey, back-off creep!"

Roman: "I'm his cousin! So what do you say?"

Niko: "Now is a very bad time Roman."

Roman: "Cool, let's go." Roman opens the back door and sits in the car.

Niko: "What part of "this is a very bad time" don't you understand Roman?"

Roman: "I don't like sitting back here cousin." Roman steps out of the car, goes to the passenger side door, and pulls the hooker out of the car.

Hooker: "HEY!"

Niko: "Roman, stop it!"

Roman: "Go back to your pimp!"

Hooker: "I'll be back!"

Roman *sitting in the car now*: "Let's go cousin!"

Niko:

But at that moment the pimp shows up with a baseball bat and starts smashing the Oracle.

Niko: "Oh sh*t!"

Pimp: "You been messing with my gal!?"

Roman waits for the pimp to smash the passenger side window, then he pushes the door open knocking the pimp backwards, then gets Niko to punch the accelerator.

Roman: "Let this be a lesson to you cousin, don't bother with prostitutes."

Niko: "None of this would have happened if you didn't show up in the first place Roman!"

Roman: "Nonsense."

 

Niko decides to...

1. Go bowling with Roman.

2. Push Roman out of the car.

3. Throw Roman in the boot.

4. Tie Roman to a lamp post and drive away.

5. Punch Roman in the face.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

4. Tie Roman to a lamp post and drive away.

Roman: Cousin. Are you going to leave me here all night? Niko? Anybody?

Niko's car disappears and he goes off the broken bridge. Meanwhile Roman goes off the ledge near the strip club and falls on the street. He gets hit by a rusty Emperor.

Niko: Life is a highway!

Niko rides off the ramp of the bridge in his Oracle and lands in the usual landing point but he falls through the skylight. Niko finds no enterance in the building and it's all black. Niko throws grenades. They blow up a large portion of the wall. The ceiling starts caving in. Niko gets out in time.

Niko: That was a close one!

Niko meets Brucie, Luis, and Mori once again in front of the Sprunk factory.

Niko: Oh hey guys. Have you thought of a new song yet?

Luis: Nope. We only nominated the Duck Song.

Mori: And even that's not creative.

Mori, Brucie, and Luis leave. Niko goes inside the factory and hears gunshots. He hides in the manager's office.

Unknown: We gonna get you fool!

Unknown 2: NEVUUUHH.

Niko joins and gets an SMG from one of the dead people. He shoots all of the gangsters and joins the last one.

Unknown: Are you on my side.

Niko: Sure.

The unknown person takes off a mask and it reveals...

1. Jeff, the guy with angina.

2. Roman, who has followed Niko here but got in some trouble with Spanish Lords.

3. Dakota Carrington, a secret agent out to kill Niko (go a few pages back to page 63-5.)

4. PSY, the guy who made Gangnam Style.

[Corndawg93]

Putting PSY as a choice is invalid because I already killed him off

 

3. Dakota Carrington, a secret agent out to kill Niko.

 

(Niko) Not you again

 

(Dakota) Yes me again, you think you lost me 10 or so pages ago your wrong, you see I wasn't killed, I got away and went back to my routes to rediscover who I am

 

(Niko) Back to your routes, who are you Wade Berrett?, well anyway bye (Throws dirt in her face)

(Dekota) Arrrr my eyes, where'd he go (Looks around) I GET YOU NIIIIKOOOOOOO BEELLLLICCCC

Meanwhile Niko is on a Hexer he found riding away from the factory

(Niko) That was close

What does Niko do next

1) Go home to sleep

2) Goes to the gunstore

3) Wonders what happen to the Dingoes, Mounties and Crumpets

4) Goes to the hospital and picks up Phil (Who was admitted to a hospital earlier on this page

Edited September 21, 2012 by billy james

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

3) Wonders what happen to the  Dingoes, Mounties and Crumpets

Niko heads to the [email protected] internet café in Outlook Park and goes on one of the computers. He searches the internet for news on the three gangs and finds an interesting report.

 

Weazel News Special:

Three new gangs have recently arrived in Liberty City:

The Dingoes - An Australian gang headed by Regan Jones.

The Mad Moose Mounties - A Canadian gang headed by Adam Burns.

The Cranky Crumpets - An English gang headed by Phillip Oscarfield II.

 

These three gangs recently clashed with each other in the Honkers strip club in Alderney killing 27 and injuring 48. Jones, Burns, and Oscarfield have disappeared and the LCPD are appealing for help from the residents of LC. They request that anyone who has seen them or currently knows where they are phone the LCPD's anonymous tip line.

 

Niko: "Disappeared eh? Well I'll just have to lure them out then."

 

Niko logs off of the computer and plans a way in which he can smoke the three gang heads out of hiding.

 

He decides to...

1. Phone Luis and ask him to spread word on the street via Armando and Henrique on a large drug deal about to take place at the old Alderney Sprunk Factory. Niko will wait there and see who turns up for the fake deal.

2. Phone Little Jacob and ask if he has any "product" in which he can sell to someone in the hopes that Regan, Burns and Oscarfield will come along and try and steal the product.

3. Go to MR.ULPC and asks if he can track the three down.

4. Pull a deal with the LCPD in which all of Niko's criminal records will be wiped if he helps them catch the three.

5. Changes his mind and phones a friend to do an activity with them instead.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

1. Phone Luis and ask him to spread word on the street via Armando and Henrique on a large drug deal about to take place at the old Alderney Sprunk Factory. Niko will wait there and see who turns up for the fake deal.

Luis: Sure. I'll call 'em.

Niko: Thanks, man.

Luis: Also, Mori, Brucie, and I have thought of a new song.

Niko: What is it?

Luis: Have you not heard?

Niko: Is it the bird?

Luis: No. It's FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOT TAH GET DE-OUN ON FRIDAY!

Niko hangs up and waits two weeks at his safehouse in Alderney. He then gets a call from Armando.

Armando: Eh Niko. I'm pretty sure we got the whole city covered.

Niko: Okay. Meet me at the factory.

Niko gets in the Gold-plated Infernus he kept in the parking space from the ice cream storyline. He drives all the way to the abandoned Sprunk factory in Tudor. When he gets there, he meets Armando. He sees, not the Dingoes, Crumpets, or Mounties, but...

1. Vlad, Faustin, Hossan, Ivan, Eddie Low, and Marnie Allen.

2. Badman, Little Jacob, a couple of hobos, Mel, and Hossan.

3. Little Jacob, a hobo, Phil Bell, Bryce Dawkins, and Billy Grey.

4. The Lost MC, Kim Yung-guk, Frankie Gallo, and three hobos.

[Corndawg93]

4. The Lost MC, Kim Yung-guk, Frankie Gallo, and three hobos.

 

(Niko) God damn it yous arn't meant to be here

 

(Johnny) What do you mean Niko

 

(Niko) This deal was meant to attract the Dingoes, Mounties or Crumpets

 

(Frankie) Dingoes?, There the guys Phil sent me to kill, he told me that they would go to this deal and thats why I'm here, Phil said he'd do it him self but he's still in the hospital

 

(Johnny) I was also want to kill one of those gang you mentioned

 

(Niko) Which one

 

(Johnny) The Crumpets, they tried to run the Lost out of town buy scaring us into leaving

 

(Niko) And whats your problem Kim

 

(Kim) The Mounties, they import fake $$$, that's my job, there running me out of business

 

(Hobo 1) More drama for you mama

 

(Hobo 2) To many gorillas

Niko point his gun at the bums

(Hobo 3) Reptilian death ray

The 3 hobos start running away as they are scared sh:

What does Niko do now

1) Help Johnny, Frankie and Kim find the 3 gangs

2) Goes with Frankie to see Phil at the hospital

3) Try's to them him self

4) Does the same thing but at a different location

5) Nothing, Johnny gets an important call someone

 

 

 

Edit, new page started, only 20 more for 100 and if my calculation are correct 380 more posts

Edited September 21, 2012 by billy james

[The_Anti-tragedy]

1) Help Johnny, Frankie and Kim find the 3 gangs

Niko: Johnny, you said the Crumpets are threatening you guys to get out of Acter?

Johnny: That's right.

Niko: Frankie, go to Acter and lure the Crumpets over here. Me and Kim will go to Alderney City and lure the Mounties from Mr. Fuk's over to here. Johnny, go to Honkers. The Dingoes are probably there.

Johnny: Alright! C'mon guys. Let's roll!

Johnny and the Lost MC ride to Tudor on their choppers. Niko and Kim get in Kim's Cognoscenti. Niko heads for Alderney City, and runs over the three hoboes.

Hobo #1: I DON'T HAVE ANY BANANAS.

Hobo #2: Robot man juice!

Hobo #3: You can't take my sperm reptillian!

Niko and Kim reach Mr. Fuk's Rice Box soon enough. They go inside and look for the Mounties. They go to the manager's office.

Niko: Do you know of an Adam Burns?

Manager: Maybe I have. Maybe I haven't.

The manager pulls out a Desert Eagle on the two. Niko and Kim run out of the room and see it's an ambush. Niko and Kim go inside the kitchen into the back door. They see a red and white Chavos rushing out of the parking lot.

Niko: There he is!

Niko and Kim run off the stairs and get in a gold-plated Coquette. It has poor acceleration.

Niko: Why did it have to be real gold? Who would own this car?!

Jill Von Crastenburg: Hey, where's my sports car?

Right now, we follow...

1. Adam Burns trying to escape two blocks away from Mr. Fuk's.

2. Johnny and four unnamed Lost MC accomplices about to enter Honkers.

3. Frankie who is acting like a fool to catch attention of any Cranky Crumpets.

4. Regan Jones who is not at Honkers, but at the pool in Steinway.

[SniperBait57]

2. Johnny and his four men enter Honkers And Inside they find all the dingoes dead and johnny hears a boom and looks behind and sees all his men dead johnny then feels a fist hit his face and is knocked out he wakes up in

1. the dingoes base

2. the base of the [insert name]

3. johnny's house

4. the hospital

[Corndawg93]

Never mind, Spider bait beat me to it

[SniperBait57]

um its sniperbait and you can skip my post idc its just a post im okay with it

[Corndawg93]

um its sniperbait and you can skip my post idc its just a post im okay with it

Sorry mis read your name

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

3. johnny's house

Johnny wakes up in Brian's old house.

Johnny: "How'd I get here? Ow! Why does my head hurt?"

Suddenly Johnny smells smoke and goes to look downstairs. He sees that the entire ground floor is ablaze.

Johnny: "Crap!"

Johnny runs to the bedroom and quickly breaks the window and jumps outside. He spots Oscarfield standing on the other side of the road with a lighter in one hand, and a gas canister in the other.

Oscarfield: "Oh bugger, I knew I should have boarded-up all the windows." *Drops lighter and canister and runs to the waters edge*.

Johnny: "Get back here!"

Oscarfield jumps into a passing Sqaulo and throws the owner of the boat into the water. Johnny tries to chase after him from the shoreline but Oscarfield speeds away.

Johnny: "Damn it!"

Johnny phones Niko to find out how things are going on his end.

Niko: "Johnny, man, I can't talk now, I'm in a wild car chase. I'll hand you over to Kim."

Kim: "Hello?"

Johnny: "Kim what's going on?"

Kim: "We're chasing after Adam Burns."

Johnny: "Where are you guys?"

Kim: "Hey I can see you. Hi Johnny!"

Johnny: "What do you mean you can see me?"

He turns around and sees Adam's Chavos and Kim's Cognescenti speeding towards him.

Johnny: "AAAAAHHHH-"

Johnny is hit by Adam and if flung into the air and lands on the Cognescenti's windshield.

Niko: "Johnny, get out of the way I can't see!"

Niko swerves the car and Johnny holds on for dear life.

Johnny: "Stop it man!"

Niko: "I can't see! Kim, look out of the window!"

Kim sticks his head out of the passenger side window but is hit in the face by a lamp post at such force he gets beheaded.

Niko: "OH CRAP!"

Niko loses control of the vehicle and crashes into the back of a Trashmaster. Johnny is flung into the back of the truck.

Johnny: "Oh this is horrible!"

Niko: "That's horrible? I've got a man with no head next to me!"

 

Niko pushes Kim's body out of the car and decides to...

1. Carry on chasing Adam.

2. Help Johnny out of the Trashmaster.

3. Change vehicles.

4. Phone Frankie to see how he's getting on, but then realizes he hasn't got his number.

5. Phone the LCPD and tell them where Adam is.

Edited September 22, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[The_Anti-tragedy]

2. Help Johnny out of the Trashmaster.

Johnny: Thanks, Niko. But where's Oscarfield?

Johnny and Niko get in the Cognoscenti and chase after Adam. Johnny shoots his DAO-12 at Adam's Chavos. The car catches on fire and Adam bails into the water, where he lands onto Oscarfield's Squalo which was hiding beside the shore line all along. They drive away to the coastline of Alderney. Johnny and Niko continue riding.

Adam: You'll never get us, eh?

Oscarfield: That's right, ol' chap!

Johnny: So many stereotypes, so little time...

Johnny shoots a Micro Uzi at the boat when they reach the road facing the beach. The boat spirals out of control and crashes onto the highway. Adam and Oscarfield escape the explosive-prone boat. They go for a speeding Intruder. Adam gets ran over by it. Oscarfield is left.

Niko: He's left! Let's get him!

Niko heads for OScarfield but he jumps into the air and onto a hovering helicopter.

Pilot: F*CK YOU ALL, MATES!

Johnny: Who is that?

Niko: It's Regan Jones!

Regan in the helciopter helps Oscarfield up and they fly away. Niko steals the Intruder and follows the chopper on the ground, but leaves Johnny behind. He continues following it. He ends up at the Booth Tunnel where he gets in the Maverick on the helipad and chases the other two.

Now Oscarfield is flying and Regan is riding shotgun with a rocket launcher.

1. Oscarfield accidentally crashes the chopper on top of the Kakagawa building.

2. Roman falls onto Niko's chopper and gets chopped, and his insides get on the windshield of Oscarfield's chopper.

3. Regan blows up Niko's chopper and Niko hangs on to the other's landing skids.

4. Luis base jumps off a building in Alderney City but lands in Regan's chopper.

5. Regan shoots a rocket at Niko but he swerves and it hits an Annihilator guarding the Hickey Bridge.

[AlexGTAGamer]

4. Luis base jumps off a building in Alderney City but lands in Regan's chopper.

Regan: "Who the hell are you?"

Luis: "Who the hell are you?"

Oscarfield: "Who are you. Who who, who who."

Regan: "Oh now look what you've done, you've made him sing "Who Are You"."

Regan throws Luis out of the chopper and Luis lands on the windshield of Niko's helicopter.

Niko: "Oh great, first Johnny, now Luis, who next?"

Roman appears out of nowhere and smacks against the windshield breaking it causing both him and Luis to end up inside the chopper now.

Roman: "NIKO! WANT TO GO-"

Niko throws Roman out of the chopper.

Roman: "BOOOWWWLLIiinngg-" *Lands in the river below*.

Niko: "Now that you're here Luis, shoot down that helicopter for me!"

Luis: "Sure."

Luis pulls out an AA-12 and begins firing at the enemy helicopter. It soon billows black smoke and loses altitude.

Oscarfield: "Oh bloody hell we're going down! I'm bailing!" *Jumps out of the helicopter*.

Regan: "I REGRET NOTHING!"

*Smashes into the fueling depot from "Actions Speak Louder Than Words"*.

Niko: "YES, they're dead!"

Luis: "Hey Niko."

Niko: "What?"

Luis: *Laughs* "Want to go bowling?"

 

Niko...

1. Throws Luis out of the helicopter.

2. Throws himself out of the helicopter.

3. Crashes the chopper into a housing complex.

4. Yells at the top of his voice.

5. Agrees to Luis' offer.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. Crashes the chopper into a housing complex.

Luis is about to parachute to the ground but Niko takes it off while he jumps. Luis falls to his death in Northwood and Niko parachutes in East Holland. Niko reports Regan and Oscarfield's deaths on the internet to the LCPD website.

Message: I found Adam Burns, Regan Jones, and that Oscarfield guy. Burns got hit by a car, Oscarfield and Jones were in a helicopter, but I crashed them to a fueling depot in Northwood.

Niko gets out of the internet cafe.

Counter guy: There's a tip jar, jackass.

Niko: I have a very, short, fuse.

Niko kills the cashier and then walks out. He gets in a parked Patriot. He goes to his North Holland safehouse and uses the elevator up to his penthouse.

Niko: Home sweet home.

His laptop gets a message. Niko checks it. The message says for killing the three gang leaders, his reward is...

1. $200,000 + A Comet

2. $150,000 + A Bullet GT

3. $500,000

4. $250,000 + A Banshee

5. $50,000 + A giant parade float made of chocolate.