My Chain Story

[Pilotmonkey]

 

1. Roman and Niko accept the deal and take the 100 billion dollars.

 

Anyways with the money they go to a casino

Roman: Lets play some roulette

Niko: Ok but dont spend all of our money

Roman: Dont worry cuz ; I'd like to bet 999,999,999,999

Niko: WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS ALL OF IT

Roman: No it wasn't

Roulette Guy: What color?

Roman: Green

Roulette guy: Ok no more bets

It spins and it lands in red

Niko: Roman.......

Roman: hehehe

Niko slaps roman so hard his cheek became purple

Niko: You idiot you Freaking idiot

Roman: Im sorry Damn it plus our 2 shells of roman is across the street ill go get some money

They head across the street but roman gets hit by a car, He is on the hood flailing

Niko: Roman!!

Roman: Ohh my ribs are broken

Niko Runs to Roman and takes his cell out of his pocket

Niko: 911 HELP MY COUSIN GOT HIT BY A CAR!!

1. Niko visits the hospital

2. Niko Find the guy who did this

3. collects the money

4. Go on a rampage

5. Change his name and Live in Vice city

Edited September 3, 2012 by Pilotmonkey

[Pilotmonkey]

2. Ray Bulgarin who is seeking revenge for what Niko did to Dimitri and the Russian mafia.

Ray: You left me in debt and also stole my diamonds, and killed Dimitri and the whole Commision! Time to die!

Niko: I thought we had a deal!

Ray gets hit in the head with a shovel by Luis. He then whacks Dimitri and knocks the both of them out. Niko and Luis place their bodies on a bench outside making out with each other. The two snicker as they leave and then untie Roman and get him off. So the two continue living in luxury for the next two days. Roman goes to LS and makes a deal with Grove Street after apologizing for what Niko did.

Roman: So we got a deal?

CJ: Sure, we cool. Deal.

Niko and Roman now own half of CJ's businesses. Including the two gas stations and ice cream shops in Los Santos and Liberty. They build another mall in LC and put two Two Scoops of Roman outlets inside. Now they have four gas stations in LC, an ice cream shop, two ice cream mall outlets in Liberty City.

Niko: Hey Roman, Kaufman Cabs is willing to invest in some of our profits from the ice cream shop. They're asking for $145,930.

Roman: Sure, give it to them. We'll still have $8,583,490 from De Silva to help us.

Roman goes to Two Scoops of Roman in LC and earns $20,000 from Albert. Niko and Roman go to their mansion in Alderney with their gold-plated Banshee and Bullet GT, followed by a large private parking space the size of a mall parking lot. Featuring gold-plated versions and nitrous-running versions of all the cars in the GTA series. When they get inside, they meet with Tommy Vercetti, who owns their Two Scoops of Roman shops in Vice City.

Niko: Oh hi Tommy. What brings you here to Westdyke?

Tommy: I got an amazing business opportunity for the two of you. Carl Johnson and I are willing to buy your whole business conglomerate for an extremely large profit you'll recieve two days later. We'll give you two $10,000 every week or so from our financial business if you accept.

Roman: How much money, this is a large company?

Tommy: Nearly $100,000,000,000, more or less, give or take.

Roman: What do we do Niko, we're at the top now.

Niko: Let's accept the deal. I say we need to pull back in case we've made any enemies along the way. We'll still recieve money!

1. Roman and Niko accept the deal and take the 100 billion dollars.

2. Niko and Roman decline the deal and keep their integrity.

3. Niko and Roman decline and shoot Tommy in the face, making an enemy of him.

4. Niko and Roman accept but Tommy lied and keeps the businesses and the money.

If dimitri is dead how can he be knocked out? Hes in the bottom of the Ocean ... I killed him like 2 pages ago

[Corndawg93]

Stop ruining the story Pilot Monkey

Edited November 10, 2015 by Corndawg93

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. collects the money

Niko: Tommy, I need some of the profits from the gas station.

Tommy: Remember Niko, we'll be sending $10,000 to you guys in the mail every two days, so it's a no.

Niko: Very well then.

Niko is unable to pay the rent for his NH penthouse so he crashes at Luis' place while Roman is in the hospital across the street.

Niko: Say Luis, thanks for letting me stay at your place.

Luis: No problem, Niko.

Luis gets a call from Yusuf.

Yusuf: Luis, I'm at the hospital getting penile surgery right now, and I saw some guy with broken ribs! It's so crazy!

Niko: Broken ribs? That must be my cousin Roman.

Luis: Wait Yusuf, why do you need penile surgery?

Yusuf: Well apparantly one of my friends said my johnson wasn't good enough for the ladies. I'm going to get the biggest johnson ever!

Luis: Good luck with that...

Niko sleeps on the couch while Luis sleeps in his bed.

1. A shootout is heard in the hospital that Niko hears.

2. An alien armada crashes into the apartment.

3. Niko sleepwalks outside and goes on a rampage.

4. Meanwhile in Roman's room at the hospital...

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

2. Ray Bulgarin who is seeking revenge for what Niko did to Dimitri and the Russian mafia.

<SNIP>

If dimitri is dead how can he be knocked out? Hes in the bottom of the Ocean ... I killed him like 2 pages ago

Pilotmonkey's got a point there

If Playboy X was able to come back from the dead multiple times quite a way back pages in the Chain Story, I'm sure Dimitri probably just respawned, showed up, and got K.O instantly.

 

But then again it could also just be this ice cream conglomerate storyline driving us insane.

 

Anyways...

 

4. Meanwhile in Roman's room at the hospital...

Voice: "Hello Mr. Bellic, remember me?"

Roman: "Oh no, not a loan shark!"

Loan shark: "Where's my money!?"

Roman: "I don't have it!"

Loan shark: "WRONG ANSWER!"

The loan shark goes to attack Roman but he rolls away, grabs a bedpan, and smashes it over the loanshark's head. He then runs out of the hospital still wearing his hospital gown into the middle of the road and tries to stop traffic.

Bystander: "Oh my word! How indecent!"

Roman: "STOP! STOP YOUR CAR!"

Driver: "AHH, ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENT!"

The police arrive almost instantly and take Roman to a mental institution. Roman pleads his innocense, but they have none of it. Roman is thrown into a cell with Curtis Stocker a.k.a The Dine and Dash Killer from TLAD.

Curtis: "Niiiice, new meat." *twitches*

Roman: "HEEELP!"

A doctor goes to see Roman and takes him out of the cell. Roman strikes him over the head, grabs a water fountain, throws it through a window, and runs like the wind.

 

Roman then...

1. Goes to the nearest payphone and calls Niko.

2. Steals some new clothes from a store.

3. Steals a car.

4. Goes to Luis' house.

5. Lies low somewhere.

Edited September 3, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[Pilotmonkey]

3. Steals a car.

 

Roman Sees a Futo

Roman: This will do

Roman hotwires the car for 10 minutes and it finally starts up

Roman: Im comming niko

Roman calls niko

Niko: Hello?

Roman: Its me Niko Ive escaped from a loan shark and mental hospital now i stole a car

Niko: Really? what car did you take

Roman: I took a Futo or is it a Futo G-

Roman gets into a high speed wreck, Where as niko is in it to at least 20 car pileup at star junction

Niko: Oh man my Toe

Roman: GSKDFKSJFJGJGHHHH

Niko: Roman... I that you *squints*

Roman: Nik... Niko...

Niko: Roman you idiot you see what you did?

Roman: Y- Y- you C-cras-hed int-into me

Niko pulls Roman out of the wreckage

Niko: Roman Do you have Life Insurance?

Roman: M-m-mallorie's n-name i--i-i-is und-er it

Niko: I collected 10,000 from 2 shells of roman... this should cover it

Driver: Oh god my Johnson it ripped off

Anyways roman Is sent the the Hospital with 14 bronken bones and 4 Sprains

1. Roman is in the hosipital for 6 Months

2. Mallorie Visits

3. Niko gets his toe fixed

4. Guy finds his johnson

 

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. Niko gets his toe fixed

@AlexGTAGamer, after all I put "To an empty parking lot to build an ice cream factory" and Pilotmonkey sort of just took it from there.

 

Niko and Roman get fixed at the hospital and see Yusuf for a second. Then after paying the bill two days later, Niko has an iron toe and Roman's ribs and broken bones and sprains are fixed. Niko gets a call from Tommy Vercetti while driving in his new Cheetah imported from Los Santos.

Tommy: Niko. I need you to meet me in an alleyway across the police station in Leftwood.

Niko: I'll be there in a sec.

Niko approaches the Hickey Bridge. After entering Alderney, he turns right. He goes inside the alley. There he sees Tommy, CJ, and three of his men.

Tommy: Glad you're here. Niko, I'm sorry but Catalina Vialpando, Sonny Forelli, Frank Tenpenny, Ryder, Big Smoke, Eddie Pulasky, Massimo Torini, Jerry Martinez, some Mendez guys, Jimmy Pegorino, Billy Grey, Brian Jeremy, two cops, and Ray Bulgarin have all forced us out of business. They just bashed inside and shot everyone. There's too many men, we'll get shot. Sorry but that's business. The deal's off.

Niko walks away and informs Roman about the talk. Roman goes mad, and blows up everything surrounding him. Niko forgets about the whole thing three days later, so does Roman. Now this huge storyline is done, and Niko starts hanging out with...

1. Brucie, on a boat ride.

2. Dwayne, to a strip club.

3. Little Jacob to play pool.

4. Bernie to go have some "F.U.N.!"

5. Packie to go drinking.

[Pilotmonkey]

 

5. Packie to go drinking.

Packie: Hey Nikki how are ya?

Niko: Good you?

Packie: Eh had better days

Niko: This place looks good

They enter to bar and Get drunk

Ped 1: Hey watch it idiot

Packie: Shudap

Ped 1: you want to start something?

Packie: You bet I dooo

Ped 1:Bring it buddy

Packie grabs a bottle and breaks it on the counter

Packie: What?

Niko grabs a Pool Que

Ped 1: You guys are idiots *gets Punched* oh want to go hah?

Ped 2: you're an idiot Mike

Mike: Shut up ron

Ron: You shut up

Niko throws a punch and misses and hits ron

Ron punches back then niko drunk counters him breaking the pool cue on his back

Niko sees a coffee and drinks it now he's sober

Niko: Mike you tried to kill my cousin *stabs in mike's eye with a pool cue*

Ron: Oh sh*t

Mike: Ahhhh my freaking eye... Ahhhrrggg

Ped 3: Holy sh*t, James duck

James: thanks Dan

The bartender points his shotgun to the ceiling and fires

Bartender: Alright take it outside fellas

They all stampede outside

Lcpd: Mm i love donuts

Lcpd 2: Im sure you do Im sure you do... Look over there is that a brawl?

Packie Sobers up a bit

Packie: Niko what happened?

Niko: We got in a bar fight and i stabbed some guy with a pool cue in the eye

Packie: Damn Look, the pigs are on us!

Dan trys to be a good semeratin and steps where niko has an Iron toe

Dan: Aw F**k that hurt

Hossan Suddenly Pulls over In a car and says quick drive and get in!

1. Packie drives

2. Niko Drives

3. One of them hits a cop

4. they escape

5. a police pursuit is on TV with a helicopter following them

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. One of them hits a cop

Packie: Sh*t Niko, turn more carefully!

Niko: I'm trying, I'm having a bit of a hangover here!

They crash into a wall. The cops approach them. Packie has stolen a box of beer from the bar. The three drink all the beer. Packie sings Irish folk songs while Niko is drunk driving. Hossan is killing some cops leading a chopper after them. Niko sobers and looks for a hideout.

1. An alleyway around Playboy X's former penthouse.

2. Packie's house.

3. Roman's cab depot.

4. Brucie's garage.

5. A Northwood apartment building.

[Corndawg93]

4. Brucie's garage

 

(Niko) Hey man, can me and Pack lay low here tonight

 

(Brusie) Sure man, that what friends are for

 

(Both of them) Thanks

The night passes and it's 8:37 in the Morning and Niko is up before Packie

(Niko) Ow my back is killing me from sleeping in that car, better wake Packie

He goes over to the other car Packie's sleeping in.

(Niko) Wakie, wakie hands of snakie

 

(Packie) Arr piss off

 

(Niko) Come on man we gotta get out of here

 

(Packie) Ok I'm up

Packie gets out of the car and they head off

 

(Packie) What happened to that Ice Cream business you and Roman had

 

(Niko) We canned it, It seem the ice cream business is more currupt than the Crime Business

 

(Packie) Thats a real shame, well it looks like this is where we part way

 

(Niko) Bye

Niko then goes to the internet cafe around the corner and see whats in the news

What News Storys does Niko read???

1) The Presidencial race in USA

2) Micheal Crark Duncan passes away due to a heart attack

3) The price of gas

4) Prince harrys Naked cherade

[Pilotmonkey]

 

3) The price of gas

 

Niko: Wow this is great for our gas business!

Guy: Hey are you Roman's Cousin from The mall, ice cream shop Cigarette company ice cream factory , supermarket owners?

Niko: Yes, Yes i am

Guy: I liked your Chocolate Manure

Niko: i guess it alright

Anways Back at Luis's house he looks out the window and sees somebody stealing his car

Luis: Oh hell NAW

JUMPS THROUGH WINDOW and jumps off the fire escape .

He lands on the very end of his car

Luis: you're not getting this MOFO

Steve: Its my bullet GT NOW

Steve Manages to Get Luis off the car

Luis: No you're not

Luis shoots his MACHINE gun at the car

LSPD: Shots fired Shots fired!

Luis runs into an alleyway and manages to jump into a dumpster, He dials yusuf's number

Luis: Yusuf i need a Private jet to pick me up at Los Santos International

Yusuf: Ok a solid gold jet coming, your way. It should arrive in 30 minutes

Luis: Ok thanks

Luis checks to see if its clear, He steals a car and heads on-ward to LSI

25 Minutes later, he arrives and waits. He sees a jet landing it stops.

Pilot: You Luis?

Luis: Yeah

Pilot: Hop in

Luis gets in and quickly drinks a glass of champagne.

Luis: Take me FIA

Pilot: Ok just sit back and relax Bud

At romans house

Weasel News: A Shooting in Los Santos has taken place, The driver of the vehicle has escaped and the shooter is unidentified

Roman: Thats my bullet GT!

WN: A witness says they saw somebody stealing a super car and the owner jumped out the window and tried to get it back, He lost his grip fell off and shot at it

Roman: Good thing Im in VC, Now i dont need to worry about Repairs , Insurance , ect

Back at LC

Niko: Packie

Packie: yeah?

Niko: Think we're cool now? LCPD still searching for us?

Packie: Just get some new hairs cuts and Outfits

Niko: lucky we have a mall

Packei: We should go to the 2 Glasses of roman next time... The only bar we should go to

Niko: I guess... We cant get all the free shots we want

They Get hair cuts and A Suit

Packie: They'll never recognize us

Niko: Ok packie go to the 2 glasses of roman across the store

Packie: Ok niko... I hope Roman doesn't hate me anymore

Niko: Roman nearly got crushed in half... He has less things on his mind

Niko goes on a drive through Liberty City Goes on the Andreas Highway. After 12 hours of driving he arrives in Los Puerta

Niko: Where am i?

Ped: Maaaan welcome to LOS PUERTA!

niko: How can i get to LSI?

Ped: Oh you dont need to, LPIA is over there *points*

Niko: thanks, Heres a $100 bucks

Ped: TIME FOR 420!

Niko Arrives at Los Puerta International Airport

Niko: 1 Ticket to Vice city First class

Airport guy: Ok that'll be 1,000

Niko: Heres 1,500

Niko boards the plane

about 20 minutes into the flight the place enters a sudden mayday

1.It collided with Luis's plane

2. Niko saves 320 people and pilots it

3. Cj is on the plane and Pilots it

4. Niko Jumps out

5. The plane crash lands in the mountains

[The_Anti-tragedy]

1.It collided with Luis's plane

Didn't all of Niko's, Roman's, Tommy's, and CJ's businesses get taken over by all the GTA antagonists in my earlier posts?

 

Everyone in both planes die except for Niko and Luis who parachute out of the burning wreckage. They land close to each other in Vice City. They pick up Roman who is dancing and going crazy in the Malibu Club. They arrive at Escobar International Airport and board a flight to Liberty City. They arrive in Francis International Airport in Liberty City and go to their apartment.

Luis: Well guys. We're back in Liberty City. What should we do now?

Roman: How about some great big round American titty ninjas?!

Roman calls one of his contacts who owns a strip club. American titty ninjas come inside from the windows three minutes later, and they all dance. They invite Brucie there. Brucie and Luis do some titty ninjas in the bathroom. Niko and Roman drink while getting lap dances. They fall over every two seconds.

Roman: I AM SOOO HIIIIIIIIGGGH!!

The titty ninjas dance along with Roman who is stumbling everywhere.

1. Brucie goes to the bathroom but gets covered in his sh*t.

2. Roman falls out the window.

3. Niko and Luis puke all over the place, flooding the apartment.

4. Roman sh*ts himself, and throws his pants on Niko.

5. Luis tries to make a sandwich but cuts himself.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

4. Roman sh*ts himself, and throws his pants on Niko.

Niko: "Oh what the hell man!? That's disgusting!"

Roman: "I'm so hiiiiigh I don't even know where I am!"

Roman stumbles around the apartment like Yusuf Amir (no trousers on, gun in hand, and singing "Arab Money").

Niko: *Drinking last bottle of vodka* "Roman, we're out of booze."

Roman: "Can someone get some more?"

Luis & Brucie in the bathroom: "We're busy!"

Niko: "I'll go and get some more then." *Stumbles out the door*

 

Niko tries his best to walk down the street to a liquor store. When he gets there he purchases 10 bottles of Cherenkov vodka, 7 bottles of strong Jamaican rum, 2 bottles of tequila, a cocktail making kit (complete with mini drinks umbrellas and straws), and a can of Sprunk.

Employee: "That'll be $54.96."

Niko: "HOW MUCH!?"

Employee: "Hey what with City Hall cracking down on fun in Liberty City, the prices of booze has skyrocketed."

Niko: "Fine, here's your damn money."

Employee: "Please shop with us again."

Niko: "Fat chance."

He walks outside carrying many bags of alcohol and passes two guys in hoodies who barge into the store.

Hooded thug: "This is a robbery, give us all the money in the register!"

Employee: "AAAAHHH! HELP ME!"

Niko: "Help yourself!"

 

When Niko gets back to the apartment he sees Roman, Luis and Brucie asleep on the sofa, with all the titty ninjas lying around on the floor.

Niko: "I take it none of you want any of this booze then?"

Everyone except from Niko: *Groan*

 

At that very moment...

1. Niko makes a large cocktail of all of the drinks.

2. The LCPD knock at the door due to noise complaints from the neighbours.

3. Roman staggers over to Niko and takes all of the booze.

4. The titty ninjas are so intoxicated they begin to attack everyone.

5. The employee from the liquor store breaks in covered in cuts and bruises and starts to shout at Niko for not doing anything when the store was getting robbed.

Edited September 4, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[The_Anti-tragedy]

5. The employee from the liquor store breaks in covered in cuts and bruises and starts to shout at Niko for not doing anything when the store was getting robbed.

The employee is wielding a shotgun. Roman wakes up and has a hangover. He stumbles and throws the employee onto a table. He grabs the shotgun.

Roman: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Roman blasts the employee's face off. The sound made the titty ninjas, Brucie, and Luis all wake up, and Roman backs up into Brucie from the blowback of the gun. Niko gives some of the liqour to Roman. Roman scarfs down lots of Jamaican rum. Niko gets a rake and scrapes whatever's on the floor. He puts it in a drink. He gives it to Luis.

Niko: Luis, have a drink!

Luis: Thanks, I need a thirst-quenching!

Luis drinks it. Brucie walks up to Niko.

Niko: Brucie, I just gave Luis a gorilla fart!

Brucie: Haha... Wait, what happens?

Luis: UUUUUHHH!

Luis runs out of the room. Roman is pushed by LUis on the way out. The titty ninjas decide to...

1. Have a lesbian car wash.

2. Kill Niko, Roman, and Brucie.

3. Try to rob the liqour store.

4. Ditch the three guys and go somewhere.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

3. Try to rob the liqour store.

T ninja 1: "Hey now that the liquor store employee is dead, that means that no one is running the store."

T ninja 2: "That means FREE DRINKS!"

The ninjas all run out of the apartment and head to the store.

Roman: "Wait, where are you all going? Come back!" Roman tries to run after them but trips over the doorstep and falls asleep due to the excessive amounts of alcohol he has consumed.

Niko: "Should we go after them Brucie?"

Brucie: "Man, I'm having a hard time standing up, I'll stay here."

Niko: "I'll stay then."

Niko and Brucie drag Roman and put him on the sofa, and then put make-up on him.

Brucie: "Hey NB, where'd you get this stuff from?"

Niko: "I believe it's one of the ninja's."

They both laugh and go to put eyeliner on Roman when they hear an almighty smash and the sound of an alarm going off. This shocks the two so much that they accidentally stab Roman in the eye with the eyeliner pen.

Roman: "Zzz* No Mallorie, not there. Zzz."

Niko: "What's happened outside?"

Brucie: "Man I don't care, we just stabbed Roman in the eye. We need to get him to a hospital!"

 

What does Niko choose to do?

1. Investigate the smash and the alarm.

2. Takes Roman to the hospital.

3. Pulls the eyeliner pen out of Roman's eye.

4. Has some more booze.

5. Throws water on Roman which wakes him up, but also makes him aware of the fact that he is blind in one eye.

Edited September 5, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[Corndawg93]

1. Investigate the smash and the alarm.

And

2. Takes Roman to the hospital.

 

(Niko) How about you go take Roman to the hospital and I go check out the noise outside

 

(Brusie) Good idea NB, there for we both get to see what happen and help Roman

They both help up a sleeping Roman and drag him out side to Brusies Huntley sport, they get outside and see that a helicopter has crashed and set several off several alarm with two people stuck in the chopper

(Niko) Take Roman to the hospital, I'll help these two people

 

(Brusie) Okey dokey

Brusie then puts Roman in the back of his car and drives off while Niko rushes over to the chopper

 

Who do we follow

1) Niko

2) Brusie

3) The Tittie Ninjas

4) Roman

 

 

And I just notices that Anti reach 200 posts in the Chain Story congrats BTW

Edited September 6, 2012 by billy james

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

1) Niko

Niko runs over to the chopper where the two people (pilot and passenger) are arguing.

Passenger: "You said to "Get to the choppa!", and now look where we are."

Pilot: "Don't blame me you're the one who started smoking during the ride."

Passenger: "That's right, blame the smoker."

Niko: "Would you two shut up!? It's awfully hard to free the pair of you with you both bickering."

Niko manages to break the pilot-side door off and so frees the pilot, however the passenger's seatbelt is stuck. Fuel is continuing to leak from the gas tank and is seeping towards where most of the sparks from the broken rotorblades are falling.

Passenger: "HELP ME YOU PRAT!"

Niko uses his knife to cut the seatbelt and the passenger leaps from the seat. Niko runs away from the chopper just before it explodes.

Passenger: "I'm alive, I'M ALIVE! YEAH! SUCK IT-" *Is hit by the passenger-side door*

Niko: "Unlucky."

 

Emergency crews arrive and so Niko goes to the nearest hospital to check on Roman.

 

- At the hospital -

 

Niko walks into the waiting room and sees Brucie trying unsuccessfully to score with a nurse.

Brucie: "I'd let you take my temperature, but I'm so hot I'd melt the thermometer. YEAH! I'M AN ANIMAL!"

Nurse: "Sir please, I'm trying to do my job."

Niko: "Brucie, come on man, stop pestering the woman."

Brucie: "I was so close NB!"

Niko: "Suuuure you were."

Brucie: "Screw you Nicky."

Niko: "How's Roman?"

Brucie: "He's in surgery now. He still hasn't woken up."

At that moment they here a yell followed by crashing and eventually Roman runs out into the waiting room area in a hospital gown, eyeliner pen still stuck in his eye.

Roman: "HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE!? AND WHY CAN'T I SEE OUT OF ONE OF MY EYES!?"

Niko: "Roman calm down."

Roman: "I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THE MAD HOUSE!"

Niko: "Roman please."

 

What happens next?

1. The doctors restrain Roman and take him back to surgery.

2. Roman is tasered by a security guard.

3. Roman runs out of the hospital.

4. Roman leads Brucie, Niko, security, and the doctors and nurses on a wild Benny Hill like chase around the hospital.

5. Roman is hit by a stretcher by an emergency crew bringing in the passenger and pilot from the helicopter crash.

 

Also, congrats Anti on the topic posts milestone.

Edited September 6, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[The_Anti-tragedy]

2. Roman is tasered by a security guard.

 

Also, congrats Anti on the topic posts milestone.

Thanks, AGTA... Alex.

 

Roman: ZZZzzZZzZzZz!!

Roman faints and is taken back into the emergency room.

Niko: Hey, you can't tase by cousin!

Niko runs toward the security guard. The guard tases him too. Brucie has enough and rips off his shirt. He throws himself at the guard, and the guard is knocked onto the floor.

Brucie: You just got BRUCIE'D!

A little jingle plays out of nowhere. Niko gets up and thanks Brucie. They go to the emergency room. A nurse with a Jersey(or Alderney) accent is in the room.

Brucie: HELLOOOO, nurse...

Nurse: Hello, Jacob.

Brucie: Who's Jacob?

Niko throws the nurse onto a gurney and Brucie gets upset. Roman wakes up from his MLP fantasy and is weirded out.

Niko: Roman, you're up!

Niko hits Roman with a frying pan so he can fall asleep. They run out of the room. After that, they run out of the hospital into Brucie's Huntley Sport. They go...

1. To Perestroika to see a show.

2. To the Triangle Club and get a friend discount from Dwayne.

3. Boat-riding with Bernie around Happiness Island.

4. On a helicopter ride with Brucie's ladies after picking them up.

5. Bowling with Little Jacob and Badman.

[Corndawg93]

2. Roman is tasered by a security guard.

 

Also, congrats Anti on the topic posts milestone.

Thanks, AGTA Alex

I also congratulated you, where my thanks Anti

[The_Anti-tragedy]

Also, congrats Anti on the topic posts milestone.

Sorry, didn't see that. Thanks anyway.

[AlexGTAGamer]

1. To Perestroika to see a show.

The act is The Incredible Kleinman.

 

Kleinman: "Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed as I disappear into thin air!"

Niko: "This should be good."

Kleinman: "3, 2, 1, SHAZAM!"

Nothing happens.

Kleiman: "Damn it."

Crowd: "BOO! Get off the stage! YOU SUCK!"

Audience member: "Hey Kleinman, I see something of yours has disappeared. YOUR CAREER!"

Crowd: *Laughter*

Kleinman: "SHUT UP SHUT UP!" *Storms off stage*

Niko: "Well that was a waste of time."

Niko leaves the club and hops back into Brucie's Huntley Sport. He drives around Hove Beach and stops at a traffic light out front of the Russian clothes store where a carjacker tries to steal their car.

Thief: "Get out of the car, NOW!"

Niko hits the accelerator and speeds down the road whilst the thief grabs hold of the door.

Thief: "AAAHHHH! STOP! STOP!"

Niko swerves the car around at the end of the street and the thief lets go and smashes through a storefront window.

Niko: "That'll show him."

 

Niko decides to now...

1. Go home.

2. Go off-roading in the Huntley Sport.

3. Go back to the hospital and check on Roman.

4. Phones up a friend and does an activity with them.

5. Go back tot he Perestroika Club and beat-up Kleinman.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. Go back to the hospital and check on Roman.

Niko goes to the hospital where he sees Katt Williams performing stand-up to brighten up some of the patients' days. Katt's jokes about AIDS he got from Ricky Gervais aren't doing the crowd any good and they start going nuts, and throw stretchers at him. Some people even throw their living machines at him, then die.

Patient: Hey Williams, I got a joke for you! Knock knock!

Katt: Who's there?

Patient: Death. Just death; he's came for your career.

Crowd: *laughs*

Katt: Well f*ck all o' ya!

Katt runs off the stage outside and gets ran over by a car driven by a coke addict. Niko checks on Roman and he is all fixed up ready to go. Roman and Niko go outside and Niko drives to the weapon store in Broker to store up on his weapons. Roman gets a ride from Mohammad home and Niko goes outside. He sees Brian Meech.

Niko: Hey, it's you!

Brian: Hi comrade. I need some help.

Niko: What do you need?

Brian: I need to make amends with some of the dealers I messed with. Can you drive me to South Bohan?

Niko: Sure thing, Brian.

Niko and Brian get inside an Oracle parked on the road and drive to South Bohan. They meet the dealers in the alleyway by the Sprunk factory.

Dealers: Hey Meech! You came back? Didn't we threaten you out of the city or somethin'?

Brian: I'm here to apologize for taking you guys' money.

The dealers aren't OK and start shooting with Uzi's. Niko and Brian run after the dealers take Brian's money and get inside Niko's Oracle. Niko and Brian find a DeLorean they steal from a professor-looking person. They chase after the dealers all the way to the East Borough Bridge. The dealers break through the toll booth and get a wanted level. They continue onto Dukes while Niko and Brian are decoys for the cops. They continue chasing the dealers who are knocking poles over and making Niko's DeLorean turn over on its side. They go down the main street where the dealers crash their car. They jump onto Niko's car while they go into time-travelling mode. They hit several pedestrians including rich people, bums, and even a Serb. They disappear leaving a trail of fire from the tires. They open up and come through a portal and crash into Outlook Park.

Niko: Damn! They're making for another car!

Brian: We have to get them!

They get into a sports car while the dealers are running in their Lokus. They come near the hospital and the Lokus swerves but misses the road and lands on an offramp of the Algonquin-Dukes Expressway. Niko and Brian go after them, running over a black guy and flying onto the highway. Niko and Brian are faster than the other car, and they crash the Lokus against the fence near where the adventure started. Niko and Brian get out of the car and finish off the dealers. Brian gives Niko $500 after getting his money back. Niko now...

1. Gets knocked over by a speeding car.

2. Goes to Packie's house when he fails to pay his safehouse's rent.

3. Sees how Phil Bell is doing in Normandy.

4. Gets hit by a Cavelcade by a careless driver and then blows it up.

5. Goes on a drug wars with LJ, Badman, Luis, Armando, and Henrique.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

3. Sees how Phil Bell is doing in Normandy.

Niko goes up to the door of Phil's office when suddenly he leaps out of the door and pins Niko to the ground.

Phil: "WHAT DO YOU WANT!? YOU'RE WORKING FOR THE FIB AREN'T YA!?"

Niko: "PHIL! IT'S ME, NIKO!"

Phil: "Niko? Niko! Great to see you man." *Helps him back-up to his feet* "Oh by the way, you didn't see any helicopters on your way over here, did you?"

Niko: "No. I saw some suspicious looking gardeners talking into earpieces, and pizza vans though."

Phil: *Sarcastic laugh* Very f*cking funny."

Niko: "Yes, I thought it was funny. It's great poking fun at your paranoia. Hey Phil I never knew you hired personal protection."

Phil: "I didn't. Wait, WHAT? WHERE ARE THEY!? IT'S THE FEDS!"

Niko: *Laughs* "Calm down man, I'm just pulling your leg."

Phil: "Don't you ever pull something like that on me again Niko boy."

Niko: "Sorry, I couldn't resist. Anyways, have you got any jobs that need doing?"

Phil: "I heard word from some dockworkers that the Koreans are bringing in two speedboats packed with product to this port later today. Your job, if you choose to accept it of course, is to take that product and deliver it to the old mansion in Westdyke."

Niko: "Piece of cake."

Phil: "Meanwhile, I'm going to find someone to sell that stuff to. See you later."

 

Phil gets into a parked Oracle and drives away, whilst Niko takes a Forklift and goes to the closest pier where he waits for the speedboats to arrive.

 

- 1 hour passes -

 

Niko listens to LRR and starts singing along to The Who's "The Seeker".

Niko: "They call me the seeker, I've been searching low and hi- Speaking about seeking, there's the boats."

The boats dock and five Koreans wielding AK-47s start to patrol the dock. Niko leaves the Forklift and climbs on top of some containers.

 

How does Niko choose to get to the boats?

1. Stealth kill all of the Koreans.

2. Blow-up his Forklift to gain the attention of the guards, allowing him to get to the boats.

3. Phone a contact and ask them for assistance.

4. Go in all guns blazing.

5. Disguise himself as a dockworker.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

2. Blow-up his Forklift to gain the attention of the guards, allowing him to get to the boats.

Korean: Oh no, Ming is on fire!

The Koreans guarding the dock quickly sprint to put out the fire. Niko sneaks over to the boats and takes both of the packages and takes off in one of the boats. After The Koreans extingusih the fire, they notice the boats have been stolen.

Kim: A Serbian prick is getting away with our stuff!

Ming: Let's get him!

The Koreans get inside the other speedboat.

Niko: Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to leave them with the other boat...

Niko drives the boat with the package and brings the package to the mansion.

Niko: I took care of that brown you needed.

Phil: You never fail to satisfy me, Nicky. I also found a buyer for that H. Come to the office in Normandy.

Niko comes into the office and finds Ray Boccino and Jimmy P. The four greet each other and get inside the Oracle. Phil drives them to the multistorey building in Alderney City.

Phil: Ray, Niko, get the H. Me and the Peg will look guard.

Ray and Niko have a light conversation while looking in the trunk. They grab the heroin and meet the Albanians. Phil and Jimmy accompany Ray and Niko with the H.

Albanian: Jimmy Pegorino in the flesh.

Jimmy: We got the H, let's get this over with.

Albanian: WHY YOU MOTHERF*CKING C*CKSUCKING PIECE OF SH*T!

Niko, Jimmy, Phil, and Ray turn around and see...

1. The Albanians run while the deal was a police sting.

2. The Angels of Death come in their motorcycles and Burritos.

3. The Spanish Lords crash the deal.

4. The heroin was stolen by someone.

[Corndawg93]

2. The Angels of Death come in their motorcycles and Burritos.

 

(Niko) Oh sh#t, there goes our deal

 

(Albanian 1) F$ck this were out of here man

The Albanians start running but Ray kills all of them and then a they hide behind there car to take cover from the AOD

(Phil) Ray why did you kill them

 

(Ray) I was thinking after we kill AOD we could take the stuff and be on out way.

Niko kills several member of the AOD but more show up

 

(Niko) Were out numbered

 

(Phil) Well it was nice serving under you Jimmy.

Before Jimmy replies he is shot by Ray.

(Niko) WTF Ray

 

(Ray) I want to be the don, Phil, you report to me now, the don of the Boccino family

 

(Phil) Selfish sh&t bag

 

(Niko) Don't f&ck with me

Niko goes into red army mode and kick all of the AODs a$$es

(Phil) Wow Niko

Ray steals the package from Phil and runs over to the Dead Albanians and take the money

(Ray) Hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

(Phil) I always knew he was a rat

Ray also steal the Phil's Oracle and drives off

(Niko) F#CK he's getting away

 

(Phil) That backstabbing prick

What does Niko do???

1) Waits for Ray to get to bottom and at the right time He jumps and falls all way on to Rays car with epic sounding music playing in the background

2) Niko runs over to the Albanians car and uses the jump and lands conveiently on Rays car

3) Niko and Phil give chase in the Albanians car and go after Raymond

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[Fisciletti]

3) Niko and Phil give chase in the Albanians car and go after Raymond

Ray hits a bus that was parked and fly out of the car.

 

Phil: This fker crashed my car!

They leave the Albanians' car and run after Ray.

Niko: Come back here you chick!

Ray: You will never get me alive!

Niko: Do you really think so?

 

Then someone randomly parks a helicopter across the street, and Ray flies away in it. Niko tries to shoot them with a rocket launcher, but he noticed that there weren't any rockets.

 

Phil: I know that pilot! I think I saw him flying after us!

 

What will happen now?

 

1. Niko will go after the helicopter.

2. Niko and Phil are going to give up on killing Ray.

3. Ray's helicopter is going to crash and explode, but he may fly safely to the ground on a parachute.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. Ray's helicopter is going to crash and explode, but he may fly safely to the ground on a parachute.

Ray: Ha, the heroin and the money is mine, dicks!

The helicopter falls on top of Ray and he gets crushed to death. Niko and Phil pick up the heroin from Ray and the money from the deal. A police helicopter shows up above them though.

Phil: It's the feds! They found us! Quick, get in our car!

Niko and Phil get in their Oracle and start heading for the docks. Their car hits a side-ramp and they turn sideways and turn onto their roof. The two get out and go up the crane. Niko snipes the driver of the chopper, and it falls on the crane. Phil gets out whilst Niko gets injured by the broken chopper.

Phil: We lost the chopper. It was a pleasure doin' business with you again Nicky.

Phil walks into his office and Niko gets half the money. Niko gets in the Oracle with his $500,000 and drives to Westminster. There he meets...

1. Pathos selling his new CD.

2. Katt Williams now a homeless person after his act in the Schottler Medical Center.

3. Eddie Low lurking around with his knife.

4. Marnie Allen trying to get some money for her addiction.

5. Carmen Ortiz "street-stripping".

[Fisciletti]

3. Eddie Low lurking around with his knife.

Eddie Low: Hey Niko, hey! Hey, how are you? Hey, hey!

Niko: Hey man, why are you talking so fast? Are you on drugs or what?

Eddie Low: oh man, I have to do something, I really have to do something...

Niko: Hey, hey, okay, calm down! What do you have to do?

Eddie Low: Oh Niko, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry but I have to do something...

Niko: Okay, what do you have to do?

Eddie Low: I have to...

 

What is he going to say?

 

• I have to kill you right now!
• I have to cut your dick off!
• I have to buy a sandwich on Burger Shot!
• I have to go home. Good bye!

[The_Anti-tragedy]

•I have to kill you right now!

Niko: No way, you freak!

Niko runs but Eddie stops him.

Eddie: Niko, hey, You didn't let me finish... I have to kill you... if you don't drive me to Northwood to dispose of this friend here.

Niko: ... okay.

Niko picks up Eddie in his Oracle and heads to the coast in Northwood.

Eddie: Thanks for giving me a ride, friend. Special friend!

Niko drives the car off the ramp he used to dispose of Jeff's wife. He bails out of the car and Eddie falls into the water with the car. Niko runs away quickly trying to escape from Eddie. Eddie has gotten out of the car and starts running toward Niko...

1. Niko runs past a car which hits Eddie.

2. Eddie throws his knife at Niko.

3. Niko gets hit by a car and is confronted with Eddie.

4. Niko sees various sports cars street racing coming for him.

5. Roman falls out of the sky.

[Corndawg93]

1. Niko runs past a car which hits Eddie.

 

(Niko) Oh I love Kharma

Eddie trys to get back up but is run down by a Bus

(Niko) Ouch that had to hurt

Niko Calls a cab and one stop for him

(Cab Man) Where to buddy

 

(Niko) Middle Park East

 

(Cab Man) Ok

The cab stop at his apartment and Niko gets out a goes inside and up the elevator, when he get to the top he sees Roman and Brusie in the kitchen discussing Crime and currupt police

 

(Brusie) ...and I'm telling half the drugs in the city are being (Looks at Niko) Hey Nikky (Back to Roman) Are Being controlled By the NOOSE

 

(Roman) And Who told you that

 

(Brusie) Luis bro

 

(Roman) Luis told you

 

(Brusie) Yeah.

 

(Niko) Luis told me that as well

 

(Roman) And you believe him

 

(Niko and Brusie) Yeah

 

(Roman) You know how about we go ask him then

 

(Niko) Ok

How do they contact luis

1) Call him

2) Text Him

3) Pigion carrier

4) They drive over to his house and ask him