My Chain Story

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3) Playboy challenges Roman to a dance off

Roman dances extremely awkwardly, pushing and bumping into people. Playboy X dances freely like how everyone else was in the mission Blow Your Cover.

Everyone: GO PLAYBOY, GO PLAYBOY, GO PLAYBOY!

Roman: Shut up, just just shut up!

Silence... Brucie, Gerry, Armando, Clay, and Angus are shot dead by someone. Everyone gasps. The Saints are back.

Johnny: I thought we ran you out of Liberty!

Gat: You were wrong!

Niko aims a rocket launcher at the Saints outside. He shoots in the hallway. A crowd of Saints are killed. Niko, Roman, Packie, Little Jacob, Dwayne, Badman, Derrick, Johnny, Terry, Jim, Brian, Billy, Luis, Tony, and Henrique all arm themselves with AK-47's. Terry, Billy, and Badman get whacked by giant dildos.

Jacob: YA rudeboys kill Badman! Wha gwan kill you bloodclots!

Little Jacob throws grenades down the hallway. He then runs outside but gets killed quickly.

Packie: They got Jacob!

Niko: I've had enough of this sh*t!

Niko shoots several rockets down the hallway. He kills some Saints. Packie, Dwayne, Derrick, Johnny, Jim, Brian, and Luis move forward too. Tony, Roman, and Henrique cower in fear in Tony's office. Brian kicks the door open and Jim and Johnny shoot ten Saints with their automatic 9mm's. Niko and Packie run outside with assault rifles, and clear the place of most of the Saints. Playboy X comes and runs outside.

Playboy: HEY, YOU SAINTS! I can make you guys stars!

Dwayne: Really Playboy?

Playboy: You gotta start somewhere, right Dwayne?

He gets killed along with Dwayne. Niko and Packie get back outside and take cover behind some cars. Derrick, Johnny, Luis, Terry, and Jim move outside. Derrick and Terry are taken down by some Saints in three jumbo jets. Lots of cars are blown up. Packie, who was taking cover, is blasted away by the cars. Derrick takes the severely injured Packie to the manager's office to get a first-aid kit.

Johnny: Niko, it's just you, me, Jim, and Luis! What's the plan?

Niko: Call Yusuf!

Luis: I already did!

Yusuf comes in his Gold Buzzard and gets in a dogfight with the Saints. Yusuf's missiles hit a jet, and crashes it onto the ground. Another jumbo jet comes toward Yusuf. Yusuf slams the jumbo jet into the gas station. Yusuf evacuates and parachutes on the ground. He gets a minigun from a Saint and explodes several cars the Saints are taking cover behind.

Yusuf: I saved you, nig-

Niko: DON'T SAY IT!

Yusuf: ni**er-

Yusuf is killed by Niko. Niko takes Yusuf's minigun and kills more Saints. Johnny is killed by the last jet. Niko shoots the jet with the minigun. Luis and Jim get grenade launchers and blow up some parts of the jet off.

Saint: Hey back off, will ya? Otherwise, we'll make zombies come to life and kill you!

Luis: Sorry, but this ain't Los Santos!

Luis blows up the jet, and the jets land on top of Maisonette. Derrick comes out with Packie just in time, but Tony, Henrique, and Roman are crushed.

Derrick and Packie leave to their house. Jim goes back to the Lost MC Clubhouse, and Niko and Luis are left. What do they do?

1. Go racing with Brucie, Mori, in Bullet GT's.

2. Go to an internet cafe and download porn.

3. Do a terrorist attack on the Rotterdam Tower.

4. Go to a store and buy several packs of marshmallows.

5. Make out.

[Elyobo893]

 

1. Go racing with Brucie, Mori, in Bullet GT's.

Niko and Luis get in a taxi and head to Brucie's pad in Hove Beach.

Niko: You got the Bullet GT's?

Brucie: Yeah man, they're genetically different!

Mori: STFU Brucie you fat, pasty piece of sh*t.

Brucie: Ok..

Mori: Ok guys we'll start at Meadows Park. I'll just get my booster seat...

The men drive to Meadows Park and line up.

Mori: Oh guys I forgot to mention one thing.....:

 

1) "I called the LCPD on us!"

2) "I rigged the cars to blow if you finish last!"

3) " The cars have nitrous"

4) "I have great pecs!"

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

2) "I rigged the cars to blow if you finish last!"

Brucie: What? So if we finish last... we go boom-boom?

Mori: Yup. I put a sticky bomb in the trunks of your cars.

Brucie goes for the bomb so he can take it off. His hand sticks to it and the race starts.

Brucie: Oh f*ck! I don't want to explode.

Mori cheats by using nitro while the others don't. Niko catches up on a sharp turn and aims at Mori's wheels to take off with a crowbar. He takes one off. Brucie crashes into him, and Luis follows and takes first place. Mori spirals out of control along with Niko and the two crash.

Brucie: Luis, I'm catchin' up to ya, man!

Luis: Oh f*ck!

Luis' car gets hit by a manure truck and he gets covered in cow sh*t.

Brucie: Yes, I'm winning! I'm-

Something cuts off Brucie as he...

1. Hits a manure truck and gets covered in cow sh*t.

2. Gets rammed off the road by Luis' blue Bullet GT.

3. Is hit in the head by Niko's crowbar which he threw out of frustration.

4. Gets beheaded as the bumper of LJ and Badman are drunk driving hits him.

5. Is shot in the back by the LCPD which Mori called recently.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

3. Is hit in the head by Niko's crowbar which he threw out of frustration.

Brucie: "AAAHHH! DAMN YOU NICKY!"

Niko: "Oops. Sorry Brucie!"

Brucie loses control of his car and crashes into a tree. At that very moment Luis gets back into the race still covered in manure.

Luis: "I'm gonna win! I'M GONNA WIN!"

Niko: "You're a literal sh*t head Luis!"

Luis: "SHUT UP!"

Luis crosses the finish line and Niko and Brucie jump out of their cars before the bombs detonate. Mori tries to get out of his car but his seat belt is stuck.

Mori: "SHHIII-" *Car explodes*

Niko: "Whew. That was too close."

Brucie: "YES! MORI'S DEAD! Er, I mean, Mori's dead, nooooo."

Niko: "He'll be missed."

Brucie: *Holds back a laugh*

Luis: "YEAH I WON! SUCK IT BI-" *Car explodes*

Niko: "Whoa!"

Brucie: "I didn't see that coming."

Luis' body is sent flying through the air and lands in the back of the very same manure truck he was hit by.

Niko: "Irony."

Brucie: "Hey man want to go for a ride in my powerboat!?"

Niko: "Sure."

Brucie: "I'll get the bitches!"

Niko and Brucie go to where the powerboat is docked and meet the two women Brucie phoned along the way.

Brucie: "Genetically different baby! YEAH!"

 

Brucie takes the boat over to the golf course at the Golden Pier, where he is hit on the head by a golf ball.

Women and Niko: "Hahahaha!"

Brucie: "SHUT UP! WHO HIT THAT BALL!?"

Rocco: "Where'd that damn golf ball go to?"

Brucie: "I'LL TEAR YOU APART FOR THAT! YAAAHHH!"

Brucie goes full throttle and smashes his powerboat into a jetty. He jumps out and chases after Rocco.

Rocco: "AAHHH! Where's that spic when I need him!?"

Niko: "Well ladies, what should we do now?"

Woman 1: "I think I got whiplash."

Woman 2: "I'm missing a tooth."

Niko: "Bar it is then! Come on let's go!"

Niko steals a Sentinel from the nearby car park and goes over to Lucky Winkles (the bar in Purgatory).

 

Only there he finds...

1. The entire McReary family having a drink.

2. Hossan trying to sell knockoff handbags outside.

3. Armando and Henrique robbing the place.

4. Ivan drunk outside.

5. Roman getting kicked out of the bar.

Edited September 1, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[Corndawg93]

2. Hossan trying to sell knockoff handbags outside.

 

(Hossan) Niko great to see you again and that number you gave me a couple of pages ago wasn't really helpful, he tried to kill me so I killed him

 

(Niko) Really, he seemed like a cool guy to me, you wanna go with me and these two girls in here and get drunk with them

 

(Hossan) Sure, I'll pay for it

All four of them drink the night away and the two girls collapse

(Niko) I geuss they couldn't handle their liquor HAHAHA

What happens next

1) Niko and Hossan both wake up the next morning the with splitting head ackes

2) Niko gives Hossan another contact for more work

3) The McRearys show up and they all start singing an irish drinking song

4) Chuck Norris happens

[CrazyRaisin]

4) Chuck norris in the form of CJ kicks their asses

 

BLACK FADE

 

They appear in a warehouse.

 

1) They get executed

 

2) They try to escape

 

3) They jack off a- just kidding.

 

4) They stay there and talk

[AlexGTAGamer]

2) They try to escape

 

Niko: "Why has Chuck kidnapped us?"

Hossan: "I haven't got a clue."

Chuck walks over to them.

Chuck: *In a Jigsaw from Saw voice* "I want to play a game."

Hossan: "Wow that was freaky."

Niko: "NEVER!" *Kicks him in the nuts.*

Chuck: "Oof*"

Niko runs to the nearest door followed by the gang and kicks it open. Chuck chases after them but they get into a van parked nearby and speed out of there.

Hossan: "Where are the girls?"

Niko: "Oh no I left them behind!"

Hossan: "We have to go get them!"

Niko: "It's too late now, Chuck's got them."

But suddenly an Infernus smashes into the back of the van.

Both of them: "IT'S CHUCK NORRIS!"

Hossan: "We're doomed, we'll never get away from him!"

Niko: "I got an idea. Hossan, take the wheel."

Hossan drives the van and Niko goes into the back, opens the doors, and wields an RPG.

Hossan: "Niko, what are you doing?"

Niko: "Yippie kay yay mothf*cker!" Niko fires a rocket at Chuck's Infernus which explodes.

Hossan: "Wow!"

Niko: "That's him dealt with. *Sits back in the passenger seat* HOSSAN LOOK OUT!"

Whilst Hossan was distracted he unknowingly drove onto the pavement and is heading straight towards a Trashmaster. Hossan swerves at the last minute and flips the van onto the side. They both climb out bruised.

Niko: "That's the last time I let you drive."

Hossan: "Oh no, look!"

 

What has Hossan spotted?

1. Chuck Norris is still alive.

2. The girls Niko left behind have shown up ready to kick his ass.

3. The van is about to explode.

4. The Trashmaster is speeding towards them.

5. A loan shark Hossan owes money to shows up armed with a baseball bat.

 

EDITED

Edited September 1, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[Corndawg93]

There is a little bit of a mishap the space-time continum because Its Chuck Norris not CJ and It's F#CKING Hossan NOT PACKIE, so continue back from my post so it makes SENCE!!!!!

 

EDIT Thank You

Edited September 1, 2012 by billy james

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. The van is about to explode.

Niko: Oh come on!!

The van is rigged with a bomb and explodes. The girls come out of the warehouse wielding machetes.

Hossan: Hey where did you girls get those machetes?

Girl 1: We got them from that guy with the Hawaiian shirt guy, named Tommy.

Girl 2: I got a date with him on Tuesday!

Tommy Vercetti walks out of the warehouse.

Tommy: Ay Niko, how do you do?

Niko: Hey Tommy. Aren't you supposed to not go to 2012 LC? Then you'll break the space-time continuum.

Tommy: You're right. Oh f*ck.

Tommy shoots himself to death.

Hossan: So, any chance you girls could- *gets cut in half*

Niko: Whoa! What was that for?

Girl 1: You guys were gonna ditch us!

Niko kills the girls. In the sky Niko sees...

1. The spirit of Tommy Vercetti in the sky.

2. Jay Leno flying a fighter jet.

3. Brucie chasing Rocco in a helicopter on fire.

4. A spawning glitch causes Hossan to spawn in the air.

5. Chris Formage to convert Niko to Epsilonism.

[AlexGTAGamer]

2. Jay Leno flying a fighter jet.

Jay: "I'M BACK! *Evil laugh*"

Niko: "Jay!? Where's your mother?"

Jay: "Keep it down! She doesn't know I'm here."

Suddenly in a similar fighter jet Jay's mother appears.

Mother: "What are you doing here young man? You're supposed to be cleaning your room!"

Jay: "But mom! I'm about to get revenge on an enemy of mine!"

Mother: "That's you all over, you can never play nice with other people. He was bullied at school you know."

Niko: "I can see that now."

Jay: "MOM! Don't bring up my past! You're really embarrassing me!"

Mother: "Just wait until I get you home, I'm going to give you a spanking! What would you're father think of you? Don't make me bring him round here."

Jay: "No mom not dad! Please, he doesn't need to know. I'll go home."

Mother: "That's a good boy. Sorry if he caused you any problems sir."

Niko: "Aw no, he was a good sport. *Laughs*"

Jay: "Just wait Niko, one day, ONE DAY!"

Mother: "Not today! Home, NOW!" *Both fly away*.

Niko: "Heh heh, that was a good laugh. Not what should I do?"

 

What does Niko do now?

1. Phones Roman and tells him everything that's happened.

2. Goes shopping.

3. Gets an ice cream.

4. Phones a friend and does an activity with them.

5. Goes for a walk.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. Gets an ice cream.

Niko: I have a craving for dairy treats. Too bad there aren't any ice cream stands in Liberty City. They should really add that in V.

An ice cream truck passes by Niko. Niko runs toward it. He's unable to catch it. He jumps and hangs on to a car's rear bumper on the sides and climbs onto it. He jumps across to the roof of the ice cream truck. He goes to the back doors and boxes of ice cream treats fly out of the back. Niko is pushed by the boxes and lets go.

Niko: Hell yeah! I got three boxes of vanilla and chocolate ice cream! Now to just find toppings.

Niko looks around. He heads to a convenience store. He buys rainbow sprinkles and chocolate syrup. He also buys stool hardener. After that, Niko steals a car in the parking lot and drives to his loft in Algonquin. He goes up the elevator and puts three big scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream each. He then puts on some sprinkles, covering most of the ice cream. He then adds chocolate syrup to the mix, making his ice cream look like brown sh*t.

Niko: I can't wait to scarf down this tasty ice cream!

Roman's head pops out the window.

Roman: Ice cream?! *Packie and Dwayne's heads apeear on the side of the window*

Packie & Dwayne: Did somebody say ice cream?! (I can really think of Packie saying that! )

Niko: Oh MAN!

Niko grabs his bowl of dessert and runs to the elevator. Niko goes down, but he feels a strong impact coming from the roof of the elevator. Brucie's head crawls up to the window of the elevator.

Brucie: ICE CREAM!

Niko: AhhAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHEH!

When the elevator reaches the ground floor, Brucie is smashed against the wall. Niko gets out and kills the guard behind the desk. He hides behind the counter and stares at the ice cream. He realizes something's missing...

Niko: Sh*t! I forgot to get a spoon!

Niko comes out of the counter and notices aa ton of people are in front of him chanting "ICE CREAM!" Niko runs back to the elevator but it is full of people trying to grab his ice cream. Niko reaches the top floor and throws some people off the ledge. He even shoots the barbeque to kill most of them. He succeeds to save his ice cream. He goes to get a spoon. He then proceeds to eat his ice cream in peace, after barricading the windows, entrances, and the elevator. But Niko hears the noise of a helicopter.

Unknown: This is the LCPD! Proceed to hand us your ice cream or we will have to take things to the extreme!

Niko: ... ... ... OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

1. Niko moves the barricade so he can go to the apartment across.

2. Niko tries destroying the roof with sticky bombs.

3. The LCPD fire at the roof, and also destroy most of the penthouse.

4. The propane tank outside is shot and the objects Niko used to barricade are polyester so the place catches on fire with Niko inside.

5. The LCPD gets in a dogfight with Albert De Silva inside a Hydra.

[Corndawg93]

4. The propane tank outside is shot and the objects Niko used to barricade are polyester so the place catches on fire with Niko inside.

 

(Niko) God Damn it, I'm going to die, wait calm what would Nathan Drake do

Niko starts to think on what Drake would do and then he get an idea

(Niko) I think he would just parkour his way out of here

 

He then find some bricks that are poking out for him to climb up, he get to the top and then out of Nowhere some epic sounding music start playing and jumps off the top in an epic slowmo way and land on the buiding next to it

 

(Niko) Epic much

What does Niko do next

1) Go to see Roman

2) Has a Campfire in Middle Park

3) Goes to an internet cafe and look up GTAForums and then goes to looks up

billy james, The_Anti-Tragerty, AlexGTAgamer and AceRay

4) Get a job at Burger Shot

 

 

Edited September 2, 2012 by billy james

[JRC99]

 

4. The propane tank outside is shot and the objects Niko used to barricade are polyester so the place catches on fire with Niko inside.

 

(Niko) God Damn it, I'm going to die, wait calm what would Nathan Drake do

Niko starts to think on what Drake would do and then he get an idea

(Niko) I think he would just parkour his way out of here

 

He then find some bricks that are poking out for him to climb up, he get to the top and then out of Nowhere some epic sounding music start playing and jumps off the top in an epic slowmo way and land on the buiding next to it

 

(Niko) Epic much

What does Niko do next

1) Go to see Roman

2) Has a Campfire in Middle Park

3) Goes to an internet cafe and look up GTAForums and then goes to looks up

billy james, The_Anti-Tragerty, AlexGTAgamer and AceRay

4) Get a job at Burger Shot

4. When Niko goes to work one day a customer orders a burger with mushrooms. Niko says they do not make Mushroom burgers. After an argument,Niko is promptly fired for shooting said customer. Niko then (somebody else can make options,i'm terrible ay it)

[Corndawg93]

4. The propane tank outside is shot and the objects Niko used to barricade are polyester so the place catches on fire with Niko inside.

 

(Niko) God Damn it, I'm going to die, wait calm what would Nathan Drake do

Niko starts to think on what Drake would do and then he get an idea

(Niko) I think he would just parkour his way out of here

 

He then find some bricks that are poking out for him to climb up, he get to the top and then out of Nowhere some epic sounding music start playing and jumps off the top in an epic slowmo way and land on the buiding next to it

 

(Niko) Epic much

What does Niko do next

1) Go to see Roman

2) Has a Campfire in Middle Park

3) Goes to an internet cafe and look up GTAForums and then goes to looks up

billy james, The_Anti-Tragerty, AlexGTAgamer and AceRay

4) Gets a job at Burger Shot

4. When Niko goes to work one day a customer orders a burger with mushrooms. Niko says they do not make Mushroom burgers. After an argument,Niko is promptly fired for shooting said customer. Niko then (somebody else can make options,i'm terrible ay it)

It's HE GETS A JOB AT BURGER SHOT, he doesn't already have the job, so you post is invalid

[The_Anti-tragedy]

Let's start over from billy james' post.

 

 

4) Get a job at Burger Shot

Niko walks to the manager's office at the Burger Shot in South Bohan.

Manager: Welcome to Burgah Shat mothaf*ckah.

Niko: I'm here to apply for a job.

Manager: Sure. First, GO F*cK YOURSELF!

The manager pulls out a Tec-9. Niko takes cover behind a table. Several Burger Shot employees come out from behind the counter, and shoot at Niko.

Niko: What did I ever do to you?!

Employee: You got us sued for putting some fat guy in the meat!

Niko: Huh. When I think about it, I'm really a bad person.

Niko runs outside and gets in a DF8-90. The Burger Shot manager and three employees get inside a Cognoscenti. They shoot at the back of the DF8-90. Niko goes to his South Bohan safehouse. When he gets inside he sees...

1. Roman shaving his legs with a lawn mower.

2. That it's an ambush and Niko is cornered by Burger Shot employees.

3. Little Jacob and Badman smoking with the whole place covered in smoke.

4. Brucie and Mori having a party with ladies.

5. A surprise party for him from returning from his "first day" at his new job.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

5. A surprise party for him from returning from his "first day" at his new job.

When Niko runs into the room and promptly locks the door behind him, he sees Roman standing by the table wearing a party hat, a tub on the table, a single balloon tied to a chair, and a "Congratulations" banner on a wall.

Roman: "Had a good day at work cousin?"

Niko: "Roman? How did you know I got a new job? Well, tried to get a new job anyway."

Roman: "I walked past the Burger Shot and saw you messing around with all the employees there."

Niko: "... We weren't messing around cousin, they were shooting at me."

Roman: *Laughs* "Sounds like you had a great time."

Niko: "It was far from great. Those were real guns."

Roman: "Cut the charade cousin, and let's celebrate with some ice cream!" *Opens the tub*

Niko: "COUSIN NO! NOT ICE CREAM!"

At that very moment Brucie, Dwayne, LJ and Packie smash through the windows.

Niko & Roman: "AAAHHH!"

Brucie, Dwayne, LJ & Packie: "I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!"

Roman: "This is mine and Niko's ice cream! Get your own!" *Niko steals the tub* "Hey! Cousin!"

Niko unlocks the door and goes to run outside, ice cream tub under his arm, but is met by the Burger Shot manager and employees.

Manager: "Ain't no escaping now, mothaf*cka."

Niko: "Hey guys, you want ice cream? GO GET IT!" *Throws tub at the Burger Shot guys*

Brucie, Dwayne, LJ & Packie: "ICE CREAM!" *Stampede towards the workers*

Workers: "AAAHHH!"

Roman: "Save some for me!"

They all begin fighting over the ice cream and fall down the stairs. Niko takes this opportunity to sneak away and so jumps out of the window and gets back into his DF8-90 outside.

 

An hour of driving later Niko arrives at Westdyke where the car runs out of fuel.

Niko: "Right, where's that mansion with the helicopter?"

 

Niko explores the area looking for the mansion and finds...

1. Johnny stealing Bryce Dawkins' car.

2. The mansion but the helicopter isn't there.

3. The mansion and the helicopter is there.

4. A different mansion getting robbed.

5. Jimmy Pegorino out for an afternoon stroll.

Edited September 2, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[Pilotmonkey]

Jimmy Pegrino goes on a stroll he bumps into niko

Edited September 2, 2012 by Pilotmonkey

[AlexGTAGamer]

Jimmy Pegrino gets shot on his stroll by Roman sh*tting out Jelly beans!

Either take this seriously or don't bother at all.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

5. Jimmy Pegorino out for an afternoon stroll.

Niko: Oh hey Mr. Pegorino.

Jimmy: Oh hi Nicky. I'm taking my dog to Autoeroticar so I can get Eddie Low to butcher it.

Niko: That is really disturbing... I can take you to the car dealership in Bryce Dawkins' helicopter.

Jimmy: You'd do that for me? Thanks.

Niko steals Bryce's helicopter and takes Jimmy P. to Autoeroticar. On the way he sees a Yellow Infernus. Bryce Dawkins is walking on the sidewalk with Bernie Crane.

Bernie: Bryce. Where's you Infernus and your helicopter?

Bryce: WHO WOULD DO THIS?!

Niko drops Pegorino off at the dealership and follows him to the meeting point.

Jimmy: Wonder where's Low?

Eddie Low and a 6-year old kid with an AK-47 named Charles are inside a Burrito and drive by them. He runs over Jimmy's dog.

Eddie: Haha Pegorino! Eddie's got a hunger that can't be sated!

Charles: YEH BITCH!

Niko shoots Charles in the balls.

Charles: OOF.

Niko: We cannot let Eddie get away with this, Mr. Pegorino.

Niko and Jimmy see that Bryce Dawkins has retrieved his helicopter. Jimmy and Niko find a Prison Bus driven by Johnny Klebitz. The two get inside, and a prisoner with a banjo is on board.

Johnny: Hey Niko, where you guys going?

Niko: Go after that S.U.V. with the 6-year old inside.

Johnny: Sure thing.

Johnny drives the bus to the Burrito. Niko and Pegorino shoot at it. Charles falls out. Eddie runs like a p*ssy. Niko aims an RPG at the van. He accidentally shoots an orphanage. He shoots again. He shoots several rockets toward the van. They hit him, he pulls over, and Eddie catches on fire and dies.

Johnny: Okay guys, I lost the cops and Niko killed his enemy. Where do we go now?

1. Autoeroticar to get a Banshee.

2. To the Burger Shot in Bohan to get revenge.

3. Middle Park to go jogging with Bernie.

4. To an empty parking lot so they can build an ice cream factory.

5. To the Statue of Happiness so they can jump with Luis.

[Pilotmonkey]

They start building the ICE cream shop Named 2 scoops of ROMAN

Roman: Alright guys lets do this!

After an hour all they did is make the place more of a dump

Roman: /)_- * face-palm*

Dwayne: Roman it looks great

Niko: No it doesn't it looks like a dump! We need to be serious

After a week of re-building it finally looks normal

Roman: Lets open up tomorrow

Brucie: Im gonna sponsor this shop

Jacob: Yo ma mon romon Niko how's da shop?

Niko: Its good Jacob, Can you help bring into the Ice cream shelves?

Jacob: Ya fo sure ma mon

Anyways Another hour passes by

They Have everything set

Roman: Brucie do you have a truck i can use?

Brucie: Um i think let me call steve *dial's Steve's phone* Yo steve you have a BoxVille my friend can borrow?

Steve: Yeah I do just come pick it up

Brucie: Thanks man you rock STAY SUPERIOR , Yo niko get the truck at Steve's place Ok?

Niko: Ill go, Jacob Lets go

Jacob: ya mon fo sure

Anyways They're in the truck now they need Icecream

Jacob: Niko

Niko: Yeah?

Jacob: Where we gon get the Ice cream broda?

Niko: i dont know

Jacob: Isn't there a Cherry popper Store Near by?

Niko: Yes Yes there is! lets go

They buy 100 tubs of ice cream and 20 different Flavors

Niko: Jacob Go Bring the Icecream back to roman, Im going to take this Ice cream truck across the street

Jacob: Alright Mon cya at 2 scoops of Roman

Niko: *talks to him self* Ok i enter by the Back and Hotwire... (when hes in the truck) Ok is it Blue to Green or Green to Yellow?

Niko tries for about 30 minutes until he gets it He gets back to 2 scoops of Roman

Roman: Niko you got me an Icecream truck too! you're going to be employee of the Month

Niko: Yay

Dwayne: Alright Lets Open

They get their first customers

Johnny: Alright guys what do you want?

Terry: Can i have strawberry Short cake

*Clay slaps terry*

Johnny: Just give us 10 orders of Rocky Road

Roman: To go or for here? 5% discount for here

Terry: Please for here

Johnny: Fine for here

Clay: oh rocky road how you fill me with happiness

Johnny: Alright lets hit the road

Roman: Be sure to Recommend u-

Niko: They're gone roman

Random Guy 1: THIS IS A STICK UP GIMMIE ALL YO ICE CREAM AND MONEY

Dwayne,Niko,jacob and packie Put guns up

Packie is holding a Combat Shotgun

Niko is holding 2 Desert eagles

Jacob is holding 2 glocks

Dwayne is holding a Glock

Random Guy 1: Run!

Niko shoots him in the ass

Random Guy 2: Im sorry

Roman Ok lets close up for today please

1.Get a security system installed

2.Hire more people

3.Advertise

4.get more ice cream

5.get more ice cream trucks

Edited September 2, 2012 by Pilotmonkey

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3.Advertise

Niko: Okay, I called a meeting. Brucie, Dwayne and I will handle marketing. Roman and Johnny, stay at the counter. Packie, you're the security and cashier.

Packie: All right! Got my Combat Shotgun here.

Niko: And I just hired Luis so he can work with Jacob and Badman so we can buy other industries. Brucie, Dwayne, I need you in the office.

Brucie, Dwayne, and Niko go to the office where Niko talks to them about marketing.

Dwayne: So our total earning on our first day was $32,456.

Brucie: Is that enough for one billboard?

Niko: I don't know. My friend Hossan may be able to sell us cheap billboards.

*Three hours later*

Hossan: You guys can get this billboard for just $50. What do you say?

Brucie: We'll take it, bitch!

The first official Two Scoops of Roman billboard has been bought. Roman, Johnny, and Packie are at the counter encountering Gracie Ancelotti and her girlfriends.

Roman: Welcome to Two Scoops of me, what'll you have?

Gracie: Oh my God. Your cashier... He's the freak that kidnapped me!!

Packie: Oh God...

Packie grabs his shotgun from the back and scares away Gracie and her friends. They continue making thousands of dollars. Meanwhile, Niko, Brucie, and Dwayne have afforded a banner on a plane crossing a stadium.

Patron: Hey Bob. Maybe we should go there.

Patron 2: Sure Rob! Hey let's call our friends!

The business gets way more customers now. Roman and Johnny are filling in orders like there's no tomorrow. Packie is getting a sore thumb from pushing the cash register open. They're total earning goes up to the 100,000's. Meanwhile, Jacob, Badman, and Luis are trying to buy Cherry Poppins. The deal goes sour since the owner of the company has self-integrity. Badman takes things to seriously and throws the dealer out the window. Luis calls Niko.

Niko: Niko Bellic, Two Scoops of Roman here.

Luis: Uh, yeah. It's Luis. We got Cherry Poppins working with us.

Niko: Really, that's great?

Luis: Yeah, your rasta friend threw our contact out the window.

Niko: Sh*t Luis. I hope we don't get sued.

Niko, Brucie, Dwayne, Roman, Packie, Jacob, Badman, Johnny, and Luis all have a meeting after closing.

Niko: So, men. We have earned much more than yesterday. Having both a fast-food diner and super market has earned us...

1. $38,690

2. $57,397

3. $79,258

4. $458,690

5. $13,529 as the place got robbed.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

4. $458,690

Everyone except Niko: "Sweet!"

Niko: "But there is some bad news I must inform you all on. The Russians are trying to muscle in on our businesses. They're threatening us to pay them protection money, or they'll destroy us."

Packie: "I'll phone Gerry and ask if he can get some of our guys to act as security."

LJ: "Me phone and get de boys."

Luis: "I'll contact A & H and get them to see if they can get some people to also help out."

Johnny: "I'll get the brothers to come round ASAP, along with some other guys."

Dwayne: "I'll see if my boys'll help out."

Niko: "Wow, all together we'll probably have an army worth of security. Those Russians don't stand a chance."

 

- The next day -

 

The Lost MC, Hillside Posse, Uptown Riders, some hoods from Northwood, the Irish mob, and some of Dwayne's boys are all on patrol around the businesses.

 

Inside, Luis is talking to Niko.

Luis: "Have we had any trouble yet?"

Niko: "Some Russians tried to steal one of our trucks, but they were stopped, as were some others guys who tried to firebomb one of our businesses."

Luis: "Cool."

At that very moment Dimitri walks in.

Niko: "What are you doing here you snake?"

Dimitri: "I see you've got a lot of security, eh?"

Niko: "What's it to you?"

Dimitri: "You may have an army, but we have more. Much more. I demand you give us a slice of the profits or we'll run your businesses into the ground."

 

Niko then...

1. Agrees to Dimitri's terms.

2. Shoots Dimitri in the head.

3. Declines his terms and Dimitri with the Russians prepares for an assault on the businesses.

4. Takes Dimitri hostage.

5. Offers him ice cream.

Edited September 3, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[The_Anti-tragedy]

2. Shoots Dimitri in the head.

Luis: Niko! Did you just shoot Dimitri Rascalov?

Armando: Hey L, the Russians are throwing a real party out there. I got shot seffeeeelul tuh...

Armando faints and Niko and Luis take cover behind their desk. Some Russians come out but the Hillside Posse and Dominican Drug Dealers take them out. The Lost MC and Uptown Riders handle the Russians coming from the back. Niko helps with that too. Niko takes Packie's Combat Shotgun and gets ready for the war. He throws Armando's body at some of the Russians. Niko then blasts them like Swish Cheese. Luis takes care of the ones in the front. A Russian manages to sneak in the aisles and take cover. He shoots Niko's hand. The shotgun flies in the air, and lands and shoots the Russian's head. The ice cream fall off the shelves and ice cream spills on the floor. Packie, Gerry, and the rest of the group handle more Russians, shooting and splattering all over the place. The Russians get their last muscle, the Commision. Ancelottis, Gambettis, Pavanos, Messinas, and Lupisellas all arrive in hundreds of black mafia Sentinels. The McReary's are wiped out, and Niko and Luis kill more. The Korean Mob and Angels of Death come by and drop pipe bombs surrounding the foundation of the building. Niko keeps shooting. The Russians and the Pavanos are nearly wiped out. Fat guys' blood spilling and flooding the restaurant.

Niko: How much of the Commision can we take?!

Luis: I don't know. Hopefully if we go down, we're takin' 'em with us!

Packie walks inside, severely shot and injured with bullet wound in his leg. He, being the only McReary left, calls Ray Boccino and gets the Pegorinos to come as backup. Niko takes him behind the counter. The Pegorinos come in Cognoscentis and shoot at the Gambettis. Some are shot by Dwayne's boys and the Hillside Posse. The Lost MC come back inside and more ice cream floods the building. It still doesn't reach the counter. Brucie, Roman, and Little Jacob finally return from the battle, and come behind the counter.

Roman: Cousin! We need help!

Niko: Why? We're handling them. The Gambettis, Ancelottis, Lupisellas, Messinas, a few Russians, the Korean Mob and Angels of Death are just on our tails!

Brucie: No man. Dwayne did not survive.

The Gambettis are nearly wiped out while the Lupisellas are all killed. The Angels of Death still drop pipe bombs, shaking the walls and making the place flood with ice cream, almost reaching the counter. The Dominican Drug Dealers and Dwayne's boys are all killed. Malc, DeSean, and Johnny run inside and hide behind the counter. Packie is healed with the first aid kit which Brucie and Roman treated him to. Packie, Brucie, and Roman take a last stand.

Niko: They are so not making it.

Packie, Brucie, and Roman are shot dead by the Ancelottis. The Messinas keep shooting at the Lost MC. Luis goes outside and takes cover behind a burnt car. He throws sticky bombs, wiping out some Messinas. Niko shoots at some Ancelottis. So does Little Jacob. Johnny, Malc, and DeSean go outside too and throw many, many explosives outside. They all go off, the front of Two Scoops of Roman is destroyed, and DeSean and Johnny are killed, along with the rest of the Uptown Riders. Malc joins Jacob and Niko. They kill the Korean Mob, who kept trying to beat up people with baseball bats for some reason. The Angels of Death are shot off their motorcycles, and the Messinas are finally wiped out. The Ancelottis are shot dead too, and the Hillside Posse, The Lost MC, and whatever's left of the Uptown Riders have survived, with dry bloodstains on their outfits.

Niko: Luis, we did get insurance on that place, right?

Luis: ...

1. Yes

2. No

3. Not yet.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

2. No

Niko: "What do you mean?"

Luis: "Well before Dimitri walked in a while back, I was going to say that I was off to go and get insurance for all of our places of business, but then that war broke out and I was prevented from leaving."

Niko *Blank face: "Luis."

Luis: "Yeah?"

Niko: "I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!"

Luis: "AAAHHH!"

Niko chases after Luis right before Two Scoops of Roman collapses into a pile of rubble, metal, blood, and ice cream.

Luis: "I'm sorry Niko!"

Niko: "SORRY DOESN'T COVER IT!"

Niko chases Luis over to Port Tudor, where Luis is cornered on the end of a pier.

Luis: "I could just swim, but the water looks cold."

Niko *pulls out RPG*: "YOU'RE FIRED!"

Luis: "That was a terrible pun-" *Is hit by rocket and sent flying into the air*.

Niko: "There, that's him dealt with. Well, that business was nice whilst it lasted. Damn Russians, and all those other gangs that were against us."

A dock worker walks behind Niko eating an ice cream.

Dock worker: "Mmm, I do love ice cream."

Niko: "ARGHH!"

Niko grabs the dock worker and throws him in the water.

Niko: "I HATE ICE CREAM!"

Dock worker: "Hey, that was uncalled for."

A security guard patrolling nearby goes over to Niko to inquire on why a charred body (Luis) is floating in the water, along with a disgruntled dock worker.

 

Niko...

1. Throws the security guard in the water too.

2. Punches the security guard in the face.

3. Sees that the security guard is a familiar face. He is really [insert character here].

4. Tells the guard all about the Two Scoops of Roman, the war, and other occasions that have involved ice cream.

5. Just walks away.

[Pilotmonkey]

4.the security guard is the taxi driver from romans taxi business?

They offcer him Some Icecream

Roman: Niko With all this money we can expand

They deicde to Make a 2 Scoops of roman in Los Santos.Mallorie and Packie are in charge of the original shop for now

Roman: We need a business partner

They meet a business partner in a couple weeks

Now they have expanded In LS

Roman: Ok Ned/Albert Here are the keys and our contact info

Protag in V: Ok thanks (Owner of the Mile high Club) Ill make sure this branch is up and running!

A month later they're in LC and Roman's Cell rings

Roman: Hello who is this?

Ken RosenBurg: Hello? This is ken i would like to Expand your business in Vice city right next to the malibu club

So they head over and Make a deal, A shop for lease next to the malibu club becomes 2 scoops of Roman

Roman: Wow I love vice City

Tommy: Ok im ready

Roman: Who are you?

Tommy: Ken is my Employee

Roman: oh you must be Tom is it?

Tommy: Its tommy but yeah he works for me so about this "Ice cream shop"

Roman: 2 scoops of roman? Yes i own it with my wife and cousin and his friends

Tommy: ill buy this branch For 200,000

Niko: 240,000 and we got a deal

Tommy: Ok 240,000 it is

Tommy writes a check for 240,000.00

Tommy: Here ya go

Roman: Do you have any employee's?

Tommy: I have over 20 Ill get atleast 5 working here

Over back At LC Roman is thinking

Niko: Roman you look Stressed

Roman: We cant Keep buying Ice-cream from Cherry Popper we cant

Niko: what are you saying?

Roman: We Build an ice cream Factory!

Niko: We can use the old Sprunk Building!

Roman: Right Next to the Honkers as well... Cousin you're my favorite

They buy the lot and have machines set up They get a couple of farmers supply them with Milk in LS country side now its a couple more weeks into the year

Roman Steps out of a limo

Roman: We got a problem

Niko: What is it?

Roman: Cherry popper is our biggest rival we have to stop them!, They've tried suing us... damn traitors

Niko: Well i can just USE my Sniper cause our Building HQ's are right next to eachother we're in the Chrysler building and they're in the empire state building

Roman: Not violence Cousin... In sales

Niko : Aw ok *slowly Puts sniper down*

Roman: We need to use binoculars to see their plans and hire Investors and Stock Brokers so we can get richer and More powerful and run them out of business

Niko: Isn't Mallorie our financial person?

Mallorie: I'm what?

Roman: Yes she is the head she just knows about marketing and stuff

Niko: Lets just leave that up to her

Roman: Wow we have come so far...

Niko: We need Ice cream stands and more Ice cream Trucks

Anyways as they get bigger and bigger Cherry Popper gets poorer and poorer

Cherry Popper President: Ok we're going to go bankrupt in the next 2 months

C P VP: well we need a New Product

C.P.P: Hmm where are our idea guys?

I.G 1,2,3,4,4,5: Here we are

I.G: Well we do have good relations with Burger Shot right?

C.P.P: Yes were are you going with this?

I.G: Burgers... Ice cream sandwiches? We can make Ice cream that looks like a burger and tastes Like one

C.p.p: Good idea! you're going to get promoted!

C.P.VP: /)_- you really thing this is going to work?

C.p.p: Yes, Promoted guy whats you name?

I.G: Mike why?

C.P.P: Push the Vice President out the window

Mike: Ok...

Mike pushes her out and she lands in a truck full of Manure, the one that LUIS hit

Back at Roman INDUSTRIES!

Roman:This will be the new Cherry Popper...

Niko: To Boost sales we need to make a new flavour...

Roman: you're right,Mallorie the some ingredients

Mallorie: Alright

So they've played with the Flavours and found a good one

Roman: I have the perfect name listen to this. Chocolate Manure

Niko: Uh yeah thats good

The commercials come on for each product Burger Ice Cream Vs. Chocolate Manure in a random house...

Son: Dad can i get some Chocolate Manure?

Dad: What?? thats nasty

Son: Look at the T.V

Dad: That looks tasty *runs into t.v head first*

Now Roman INDUSTRIES is blooming Cherry popper is brankrupt

Roman: Im going to Buy this Mansion

Niko: shouldn't we rebuild the original 2 scoops of roman?

Roman: Sure

So they go to rebuild the amazing 2 scoops of Roman and better then ever and 1/5 of the rebuilding process

Roman: I think it should Be a mall

Niko:

Roman: I know you hate Ice-Cream so We will build a mall

Niko: Ive gotten over the Ice - Cream hissy fit but we'll still build a mall with the biggest 2 scoops of roman ever

Roman:I was thinking it should have over 2,000,000 gallons of ice cream and 10,000 different flavors and Chocolate Manure for a free Sample

Packie: who is going to build dis sh*t?

Roman: Aren't there Contractors in San Fierro? that build. They were building a mall but all of the workers got killed by some guy named Carl and while the Boss was in the porta potty he got pushed into a hole by a truck then got cement poured all over him

Packie: Hahaha you have to be kidding me

The mall is built with A green Mean coffee machine, Clucking Bell,Bell stacked Pizza co,persus,didler sachs,Pro laps and 2 scoops of roman as roman heads to his limo

Somebody attempts to assassinate him They miss and then niko takes out a sniper and shoots the assassins ASAP

Niko: Go home and Have LJ and Brucie Protect you

Niko goes to see who the assassin is

His I.D badge Reads Mike Flappoty

Cherry Pop.

Sec. ops

Niko Dials Romans number

Niko: Roman

Roman: Yes Niko

Niko: It was an assassin from Cherry Popper

Roman: sh*t really?

KA-BOOOM a building explodes and niko drops his phone and runs

Roman: Cus you there? Hello

A section of the mall blows up and the guy who did it was a suicide bomber 10 people died and 34 injured

The story is on the news

Roman: Do we have Insurance?

Niko: Yes wait... No roman we dont cause of the russians,luis was going to but didnt so i killed him

Roman

Niko: Roman?

Roman:

Niko: Ill leave

Anyways they rebuild that, Lucky it was only a Rest area

Niko: Roman Liberty City isn't safe you Have to Leave to Vice city Or Los santos

Roman: Ok Cus Ill see you soon

Roman Gets on a flight to Vice city and dials ken's number

Ken: Hello? Who is this

Roman: Its me Roman im coming to Vice city

Ken: Why? I thought you Had business in LC?

Roman: Its not safe, Cherry Popper is trying to Kill me

Ken hands the phone to tommy

Ken: Its Roman hes in a sticky Situation

Tommy: Hello roman you need some help?

Roman: Yes cherry Popper is trying to kill me

Tommy: Ok you can stay at my Place you will be protected 22 hours a day

Roman: What about the full 24?

Tommy: You gotta use the rest room dont you?

1.Cherry Popper has sent a raid to Roman Industries tries to Kill Niko and Destroy all his property

2. They go on vacation in LS if you picked any of below

3. They expand if you choose below

4. Raid and Kill Cherry popper Incorporated with the help of tommy and his goons

Edited September 3, 2012 by Pilotmonkey

[The_Anti-tragedy]

4. Raid and Kill Cherry popper Incorporated with the help of tommy and his goons

Wow, this ice cream storyline is really getting somehwere.

 

Roman, Niko, Brucie, Packie, Tommy, Ken, and the Vercettis all blow up parts of Cherry Popper Incorporated. 10 Suicide Bombers crash into the building. The place gets destroyed and Roman uses it as a site for the next Two Scoops of Roman outlet. Later that night in Niko and Roman's luxury hotel room in Vice City...

Roman: Cousin. I can't believe we have been so successful in the past three months!

Niko: Three months? Really, it's been that long?

Roman: Yeah, when we started it was two days then on the fifth day the Russians came and then you threw a fit a week later then we got those settlements in LS a few days later, then VC in two days, then we built that mall weeks later, then we took down Cherry Popper a month later, then in the past month and a half we've been living in luxury.

Niko: So we have one store in LS, a mall outlet in LC, and two stores in VC?

Roman: Yup. Niko, smell the fresh air. We're finally at the top! This is what you came to America for, right?

Niko: Yes, but with all these people trying to take down our company, I think we should start descending. And I'm pretty sure you used up all of your Axe body spray so there's not really any fresh air in here, mixed in with your farts.

Niko and Roman go to bed. The next day, Tommy is living in a hotel room.

Tommy: Hey, I have an idea...

*two hours later*

Roman: MERGE OUR CONGLOMERATES?! Tommy, you're looking at it the wrong way. We will invest, invest, invest, until we stab our contacts in the back so we can take over!

Tommy: Man, that's just cold. What's happened to you?

Roman: I don't get it... I'm just being... MEEE!!

Roman goes to his hotel room and he has an epiphany with American titty ninjas negotiating with him to stop expanding the business. Roman wakes up from his realization and gets in his Bullet GT. He sees his gold-plated Banshee being taken from Niko. Roman secretly follows Niko and he sees he arrives at Escobar INternational Airport. Roman gets out, and notices that Niko is booking a flight to LC.

Roman: NIKO!

Niko: Roman, you followed me here?

Roman: You're going back to Liberty City?

Niko: Yes Roman. Because life here just doesn't feel right.

Niko goes to his plane.

Roman: Fine, be that way! Just leave your company-owning cousin Roman in the danger that is Vice City!

Niko: Also, it was my idea!

Niko leaves and Roman becomes depressed, having trouble sleeping at night, and when he does, he sleepwalks out the window and wakes up. After a few days, Roman finally realizes he needs Niko. For the sake of the GTA IV chain story. Roman goes back to LC and leaves Tommy the business. In Liberty City, Niko is surprised to see Roman in his apartment sleeping. Roman wakes up from a dream. The two build their next business, "Two Shells of Roman", a gas company. After approximately two months, they earn exactly $5,693,295,919. The two cousins buy, sports cars, hookers, weapons, other companies without getting violent, they also buy toys, models of the city, helicopters, several yachts, and even the whole island of Algonquin. They now have $53,590 left. What do they do with it?

1. Buy clothes.

2. Pig out on fast-food.

3. Buy furniture and a security system.

4. Become co-leaders of all the gangs in the city.

[Pilotmonkey]

 

3. Buy furniture and a security system.

 

Roman: Ok So now lets sell Our Solid Gold cars and our Fully Diamond Helicopter

Now they have 10,000,000

With the Money they go to LS and Buy a house

Roman: Since we need something Less lets buy this and Furnish it

Niko Slaps roman

Niko: ROMAN YOU IDIOT YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE GOTTEN US INTO?

Roman: Im sorry Cousin

Niko: Now lets have atleast 2 bed rooms and 3 labs for oil and research and an armory we should have atleast 8,000,000 left

With the money they have left They decide to get more business in Los Santos

Roman: Lets open up a couple Gas station's since Xoomer is going Bankupt

Niko: We need gas right?

Roman: Why cant you just steal a damn tanker how'd you get those Ice cream trucks?

Niko: Ok Got it... Genuis

Jacob: Yo yo Ma mon don't start no fight

Niko: Jacob is right, Comn jacob lets go steal some tankers

Jacob: I got a friend here Name Carl Johnson he's one of the wealthiest People and used to lead a group

Niko: Can they help?

Anyways They steal 12 tankers from a couple different gas stations

Roman:how on earth did you manage to get 12? Niko you should be very proud

Niko: Yeah yeah Now lets load the pumps and get started

Jacob: Dont you got a Business partner here?

Roman: Well 2 months ago when we started Lets go collect our Money!

Niko: Ok Jacob go with Roman Ill stay here and get hossan to work as cashier

Meanwhile LJ and RB head to 2 scoops of roman

Gta V protag: Here to collect your cash?

Roman: Yeah how much? Ill give you a 10% raise

Gta V protag: 20,000,000 Its got really popular now there are atleast 10 Stores

Roman: Ok thanks man, Here is 1,000,000 dollars Buy something nice Alright?

Now its been a week And 2 Shells of roman Is beginning to Get more revenue

Roman: Niko now that we are up to 100,000 a month i think we need More Stations

Niko: Well on my way to 2 scoops of roman to get 1,000 I did see atleast 3 different Xoomers abandoned

Roman: We buy em, Renovate them, Make profit we rise back to the top

Niko: We shouldn't Make any Enemies on ally's

Roman: Yes you're right we should

Meanwhile back at LC

Packie: Mallorie where is roman?

Mallorie: Oh Hes at LS

Packie and Mallorie Have an affair and roman heads back to LC real quick and sees them making out

1. Roman Kills Packie

2. Roman Kills Mallorie

2. Roman Divorces Mallorie

4. Roman goes to a honkers?

Edited September 3, 2012 by Pilotmonkey

[Corndawg93]

A storyline involving Icecream, wow now I've seen everything

 

 

2. Roman Divorces Mallorie

 

(Roman) You whore, how could you do this to me, I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!

Roman storms out of the Icecreamery and burns it down with them in still in it

(Roman) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!, Take that you cheating bitch.

Meanwhile inside with Mal and Packie

(Mal) Oh no Roman setting the store on fire

 

(Packie) Come on there a back exit to this place

They head for the back exit and try to open the door but it locked

(Packie) F#CK!!!!

 

(Mal) Well it looks like we're going to die

 

(Packie) NO I got an idea

Packie goes back about 10 metres and runs at full speed and badges the door down

 

(Mal) My hero

They start making out and head to the closest hotel

Meanwhile in L.S. Niko is making an offer to CJ He can not refuse

(Niko) So CJ, I'll give you 51% of the business if you Give me 51% of all of your Businesses

 

(CJ) Deal

What happens next

1) They shake hands and they go out for ice cream to celebrate

2) They shake hands and Niko Shoots CJ, killing him, meaning Niko get everything CJ Owns and everything Niko owns

3) Niko gets a call from Roman about the fire

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

3) Niko gets a call from Roman about the fire

Roman: "Hey cousin, I've got bad news."

Niko: "What's happened Roman?"

Roman: "I burned down our ice cream place."

Niko: "...What? YOU WHAT!"

Roman: "At least we're insured!"

*Niko gets a phone call*

Niko: "I'll have to put you on hold Roman. Hello?"

Luis: "Aye Niko, I'm just phoning to say that the insurance company we're with has gone bust, so we need to get insurance from somewhere else. Don't destroy any businesses now."

Niko:

Roman: "Niko, hello?"

Niko:

Roman: Want to go bowling?"

Niko: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Niko throws his phone against a wall and begins tearing up the place.

CJ: "Hey, cool it homie!"

Niko: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" *Grabs CJ and throws him out the door* "AAAAHHHHH!"

Niko pulls out an SMG and starts to fire wildly. Two G.S.F members run into the room but are instantly gunned down. Niko carries on firing wildly until he gets outside where he changes to a molotov cocktail, and burns the building down.

CJ: "First you throw me out the door, then you shoot two of my guys, you shoot up the building, then burn it down. I should have known better than to do business with you." *Gets into the nearest car and drives away*

Niko runs out of ammo and collapses onto the ground. He eventually calms down and decides to go and meet Roman.

 

- Later -

 

Niko goes to the ice creamery and sees the FDLC extinguishing the flames. Niko phones Roman.

Niko: "Cousin?"

Roman: *Whispers* "Niko, I need your help. Something very bad has happened."

Niko: "There's no point in hiding Roman I'm not going to kill you for burning down one of our businesses."

Roman: "Cousin please I'm-"

Person on other line: "What you doing fatty!?"

Roman: "AAAAHHH-" *Line goes dead*

Niko: "Damn it! Cousin, what have you done?" *Phone rings* "Hello?"

Voice: "We have your cousin. Be smart and bring $5 million to the casino in Westdyke, or I'll kill him." *Line goes dead*

Niko panics and without hesitation collects the vast amount of money from various place (vaults in places he owns, his bank account, from friends, etc.)

 

Niko arrives at the casino later that day with two briefcases and a rucksack.

Voice in the shadows: "Glad you could make it. Your cousin is up there." *Points at the roof, Roman is pushed to the edge*

Roman: "Cousin, give him the money and SAVE ME!"

Niko: "First tell me who you are."

The person walks out of the shadows.

Niko: *Gasp* "It's you!"

 

Who is the mysterious person?

1. Francis McReary with some dirty LCPD officers who heard about the Bellic's recent wealth.

2. Ray Bulgarin who is seeking revenge for what Niko did to Dimitri and the Russian mafia.

3. Mila Tadic who has returned.

4. Employees from various businesses that the cousins have destroyed during their expansions.

5. Some small time hoods who kidnapped Roman because he was on "their turf".

Edited September 3, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[The_Anti-tragedy]

2. Ray Bulgarin who is seeking revenge for what Niko did to Dimitri and the Russian mafia.

Ray: You left me in debt and also stole my diamonds, and killed Dimitri and the whole Commision! Time to die!

Niko: I thought we had a deal!

Ray gets hit in the head with a shovel by Luis. He then whacks Dimitri and knocks the both of them out. Niko and Luis place their bodies on a bench outside making out with each other. The two snicker as they leave and then untie Roman and get him off. So the two continue living in luxury for the next two days. Roman goes to LS and makes a deal with Grove Street after apologizing for what Niko did.

Roman: So we got a deal?

CJ: Sure, we cool. Deal.

Niko and Roman now own half of CJ's businesses. Including the two gas stations and ice cream shops in Los Santos and Liberty. They build another mall in LC and put two Two Scoops of Roman outlets inside. Now they have four gas stations in LC, an ice cream shop, two ice cream mall outlets in Liberty City.

Niko: Hey Roman, Kaufman Cabs is willing to invest in some of our profits from the ice cream shop. They're asking for $145,930.

Roman: Sure, give it to them. We'll still have $8,583,490 from De Silva to help us.

Roman goes to Two Scoops of Roman in LC and earns $20,000 from Albert. Niko and Roman go to their mansion in Alderney with their gold-plated Banshee and Bullet GT, followed by a large private parking space the size of a mall parking lot. Featuring gold-plated versions and nitrous-running versions of all the cars in the GTA series. When they get inside, they meet with Tommy Vercetti, who owns their Two Scoops of Roman shops in Vice City.

Niko: Oh hi Tommy. What brings you here to Westdyke?

Tommy: I got an amazing business opportunity for the two of you. Carl Johnson and I are willing to buy your whole business conglomerate for an extremely large profit you'll recieve two days later. We'll give you two $10,000 every week or so from our financial business if you accept.

Roman: How much money, this is a large company?

Tommy: Nearly $100,000,000,000, more or less, give or take.

Roman: What do we do Niko, we're at the top now.

Niko: Let's accept the deal. I say we need to pull back in case we've made any enemies along the way. We'll still recieve money!

1. Roman and Niko accept the deal and take the 100 billion dollars.

2. Niko and Roman decline the deal and keep their integrity.

3. Niko and Roman decline and shoot Tommy in the face, making an enemy of him.

4. Niko and Roman accept but Tommy lied and keeps the businesses and the money.