My Chain Story

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

2. Brucie who runs toward a Sultan to help Roman.

Brucie speeds across town through midday traffic to the Castle Gardens construction site. When he reaches the GL&S building he is caught in a large traffic jam, where office workers, tourists, and other scared pedestrians are running for their lives. He can hear gunfire and explosions, then notices an LCPD Maverick fly between the skyscrapers of Lower Algonquin to the construction site.

Brucie: "Oh Roman, what are you doing?"

Brucie barges through crowds of fleeing people until he reaches the end of the road which is blocked by a variety of emergency vehicles and injured police officers.

LCPD officer: "Sir, don't proceed any further, there's a mad, drunk man in a NOOSE APC going on a rampage!"

Brucie: "But I know that man! Maybe I can-"

But before Brucie can finish his sentence a very large explosion is heard, and Roman's scream soon follows.

Brucie: "I'm going in!"

LCPD officer: "No, it's to dangerous! Dammit!"

Brucie runs past burning vehicles, injured and deceased police officers, and panicking emergency teams and reaches the charred remains of an APC.

Brucie: "Oh Roman, you never stood a chance."

Roman: "What do you mean by that? *Hic*"

Brucie: "Roman, you're alive!"

Just then a small army's worth of NOOSE, LCPD and FIB officers jump on top of Roman.

Roman: " AAAHHH!"

Officer: "You're nicked sunshine!"

Other officer: "Book 'em Danno."

Officer: "My name's not Danno, its'-"

Other officer: "Shut up and throw him in the Enforcer."

Roman is thrown into the back of a NOOSE Enforcer and taken away.

 

Brucie...

1. Phones Niko and tells him what's happened.

2. Attempts to free Roman.

3. Takes this opportunity to steal a new helicopter.

4. Gets arrested for passing the police line.

5. Goes home, at which point we follow someone else.

Edited August 19, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[Corndawg93]

1. Phones Niko and tells him what's happened.

 

(Brusie) Hey Niko, Roman just got him self arrested after he was drunk and destroying everything inside an APC.

 

(Niko) Hahaha, Roman will do anything when he's drunk, meet me at Alderney State and well brake him out

 

(Brusie) ok, but the two of us won't be another to brake him out with all those armed guards

 

(Niko) leave that problem to me. Hangs up

How does Niko handle that problem

1) Call everyone he knows to help

2) He steals Yusuf Golden Buzzard

3) He get in him self arrested and goes all Great escape with Roman

4) "Insert insane/wacked out idea here"

[Naughtius Maximus]

4) "He and Brucie dress as laundry people to sneak into the prison"

Brucie: Sh*t, NB. Why I dressed as washer woman, let's you do. I have prestige in the...

 

Niko slaps Brucie in the face.

 

Niko: Shut up, gorilla ass. Now we're gonna get Roman, a'right?

 

After Niko and Brucie get in laundry van they get from Triads and drive down the Alderney State Correctional Facility.

 

Brucie: Damn, NB. I suppose laundry men are always Chinese people and we're not looked like Chinese. Sh*t!

Niko: Do you think Chinese are only people wash American emperalists' dirty clothes? There lots of immigrants in this country; Mexicans, Africans, Eastern Europeans, Indians and all other them. Now can you please shut the f*ck up and concreate on the job?

Brucie: Sorry, Niko.

 

They reach Alderney State Correctional Facility, they pull their vans at the gate and start a conversation with one of the guards.

 

Niko: Hi, Mr. Guardian. We're washermen, so we came here to take dirty clothes to get washed.

Guard: Sure but you guys do not look like Chinese, Vietnamese or some sh*t.

Niko: We've been assimiliated, you know? We're revering the Sun, all lighter of the universe.

Brucie: [whispers] That's the Japanese who revere Sun, Niko. Chinese revere Buda.

Niko: [whispers] Oh sorry. [moves on guard] Sorry, I meant Budha.

Guard: Okay, okay. Go in washerwomen.

 

The gate of facility is opened, Niko and Brucie get in. After they find and rescue Roman thanks to their washermen cards.

 

Roman: Washerwomen, huh? Damn, you titties look hot.

Niko: Easy, cousin. Me Niko and he's Brucie.

Roman: [starts to cry] You played with my feelings.

 

Roman runs toward the main entrance, the bullets guards shot on him makes him angry, his belly gets extremely huge, so his belly reflects the bullets.

 

Roman: Nobody messes with Roman Bellic and Bellic Enterprises!

 

Guards get that bullets won't hurt Roman, they get an APC NOOSE tank but his XXX huge belly reflects the mortar. The mortar crashes on the gate, it explodes, so Roman runs away.

 

After we follow:

 

1. Roman who makes washerwoman fantasy with Mallorie.

2. Niko and Brucie who fights with guardians towards the prisonyard.

3. Little Jacob who fights with some Russian goons with his katana in Matrix style.

4. Luis who died but ressurected to life as Darth Luis.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

4. Luis who died but ressurected to life as Darth Luis.

Luis: My mission is to KILL NIKO BELLIC!

Luis jumps out of the ambulance's back doors and hangs on to the back of a car. He kicks the back window open, and jumps inside, hijacking it. Luis gets an M249 and Gold SMG from Armando first. He drives to the Alderney State Correctional Facility.

 

Niko, Roman, and Brucie have a five-star wanted level with the LCPD, NOOSE, and FIB on their tails. Niko steals a Police Stockade, Roman and Brucie get in the back. Brucie knocks out one of the guards and arms himself with an MP10. Niko drives them off the broken bridge in Actor Industrial Park. They run into strippers by the Honkers strip club. Niko is forced by Roman and Brucie to stop the truck to get three girls in the truck. After Roman and Brucie are given a "bumpy ride" by the strippers, Brucie throws them out.

Brucie: Pleasure doin' business with ya!

The three continue on their escape from the police. A Sultan RS with a satellite starts pursuing them. Brucie shoots everything in sight, but gets shot at by a Gold SMG from the Sultan RS. He falls out then gets ran over. They then see Little Jacob inside an Annihilator for some reason trying to pick them up.

LJ: Wha' gwan Niko!

Roman: Jacob, my f*cking hero!

Niko, and Roman get inside. The Sultan RS' M249 shoots at the Annihilator while it's in the air, and the tail starts to smoke.

Niko: Sh*t!

The three crash at a helipad in Westdyke with a helicopter on it. They get in there, but the Sultan RS followed them really fast and Luis, the driver, gets out a sniper rifle. He snipes LJ's head and the helicopter begins to descend. Niko notices this and throws the body out the door. He takes control and dodges all the sniper shots, flying him and Roman to North Algonquin. Something surprises the two.

1. Brucie who just quickly got a new Brucie Hawk somehow.

2. Yusuf, in his Gold Buzzard headed for Luis after he broke into his home to hide from the cops.

3. Ray Boccino and Johnny Klebitz and Jim Fitzgerald in two helicopters with Ray chasing them so he can get his "f*cking stuff".

4. Luis inside a Buzzard.

5. Albert De Silva inside a Hydra.

[Corndawg93]

2. Yusuf, in his Gold Buzzard headed for Luis after he broke into his home to hide from the cops.

 

(Yusuf) Luis your going to pay for wrecking my home, you backstabbing spic

 

(Darth Luis) Must kill Niko Bellic

Yusuf then shoots a rocket towards Luis's RS and destroys it

(Yusuf) Hahahaha

Luis walks out with no problem

(Yusuf) WTF

Luis then gets a rocket launcher and aims at Yusuf

(Yusuf) Oh sh*t

What happens next

1) Luis shoots At Yusuf but he bails.

2) Niko does something epic

3) Yusuf shoots another rocket him Luis

4) Luis turns his attention to Roman

[The_Anti-tragedy]

2) Niko does something epic

Niko nosedives his helicopter towards Yusuf's Buzzard. Luis' rocket blows up Niko and Roman's chopper instead, and Niko and Roman jump into Yusuf's Buzzard just in time. Niko takes control of the chopper while Yusuf and Roman drink in the back. Niko fires several rockets at Luis. Luis gets inside an Intruder and drives away with his Gold SMG. He shoots at the Gold Buzzard. Yusuf calls some backup to help them. Niko keeps swerving and dodging the bullets. Minutes later, Yusuf's backup has came in a Super Drop Diamond with SMG-wielding hitmen.

Yusuf: Don't worry Niko, backup is on the way!

Roman: I wouldn't be so sure about that...

1. Yusuf's backup is destroyed by Luis' rocket launcher.

2. Yusuf's backup blows up Luis' Intruder and Luis gets out unharmed.

3. Niko is distracted and nosedives the chopper toward Luis aiming his RPG.

4. Roman bails out of the chopper to parachute toward an ice-cream truck.

[Corndawg93]

2. Yusuf's backup blows up Luis' Intruder and Luis gets out unharmed.

 

(Yusuf) Why won't this spic die already

 

(Niko) Proberly because he's half robot

 

(Roman) How about we flee before he kills us

 

(Niko) Good idea

They fly away to get away from Darth Luis and head for the Alderney safe house to lay low

(Niko) Think its best we stay here for a while

 

(Roman) how'd you get this place

 

(Niko) Ray Boccino gave it to me because he wanted to keep a closer eye on me

 

(Roman) Didn't you kill him

 

(Niko) Yep

Just then on TV weasel news have breaking news on about What???

1) The price of gas

2) Darth Luis's is rampaging though Liberty City

3) The event of Summer Slam

4) Poisonous Diet Pepsi

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

2) Darth Luis's is rampaging though Liberty City

Mike Whitley: "I'm live in Star Junction where one Luis Fernando Lopez is going on a mass rampage. Many have been injured, and destruction to property is in the millions of dollars. Currently he is being called 'Darth Luis' and keeps on yelling that he demands revenge against a person called Niko Bellic."

Niko: *Gulp*

Mike: "We'll keep you posted on this story as it develops. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to hide inside the subway until this rampage is over with."

Yusuf: "Niko, I think you need to leave L.C. Maybe go to Vice City?"

Niko: "No, I have to face Luis."

Roman: "Darth Luis."

Niko: "Yes, Darth Luis. Thank you for pointing that out Roman."

Roman: "My pleasure."

Niko: "I was being sarcastic."

Roman: "Whatever. Just get your ass over to Star Junction."

Yusuf takes Niko to Star Junction accompanied by Roman who wants to see the fight.

 

When they reach the MeTV building Yusuf's helicopter is hit by a RPG shell.

Yusuf: " BAIL OUT!"

They all jump on top of the MeTV building, and Niko takes the elevator down to the street, while Yusuf and Roman watch from the tower.

 

Luis: "BRING ME NIKO!"

Niko: "Hey Luis! I'm right here."

 

1. Yusuf's Buzzard suddenly falls on top of Darth Luis.

2. Niko and Luis engage in a Mexican standoff.

3. NOOSE teams arrive to try and take down Darth Luis.

4. The Terminator is summoned by City Hall to destroy Darth Luis.

5. The part of the road Darth Luis is standing on collapses into the subway.

Edited August 21, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

4) Poisonous Diet Pepsi

Roman: That is a serious problem. And especially bad for Pepsi!

Niko: Hey, it's the street kids trying to be gangster by drinking soda with drugs in them.

A hole is blown up in the wall and outside is Darth Luis wielding a rocket launcher.

Yusuf: IT'S ALIVE!!

Yusuf runs downstairs which does nothing. Luis slams the wall and misshapens it, blowing Yusuf away back against the wall in the process. Yusuf is crushed and Niko does something epic. He jumps out of the hole and hangs on a street pole. Luis blows it up, and Niko jumps on top of him. Darth Luis throws him off onto a PMP-600 parked across the street. Niko gets inside and crushes Darth Luis onto the wall. Luis gets up, but stumbles a lot. Roman finds a Python that fell out of Darth Luis' armour. Roman picks it up, just missing a laser shooting at him. Luis uses a sniper rifle with a laser scope and laser bullets. He disintegrates Yusuf. He then shoots Niko. Niko has a huge bloodstain in the middle of his body. He's on the ground, lying.

Niko: Go ahead, finish me off!

Luis: I'D BE DELIGHTED TO!

Darth Luis gets his explosive pistol ready, and aims at Niko's head. He gets real close.

Roman: I WILL NOT LOSE MY COUSIN!!!

Roman smashes a mirror on Luis' head. The explosive shot breaks the mirror, and street poles fall on Luis, crushing him. He pulls the trigger again, Roman fidles with the mirror, and the explosive bullet makes the broken wall become airbourne. Niko is almost dead, but swerves to his right, missing the broken pieces. Luis however, gets crushed.A golden Buzzard unexplicably lands in the street. A figure walks out. Luis' face is half melted off revealing a robot head. Luis' robot insides are slightly exposed. He gets up, and Roman shoots the explosive pistol in Luis' head.

Roman: It's just been revoked...

Niko stares in awe. Luis gets up though,

Roman: Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t!

But Yusuf comes in his Gold Buzzard and gets out. He takes off the missile and shoves it down Luis' mouth.

Yusuf: Hasta la vista, baby!

Luis: UUMBMMMBMBMBM!!

Niko and Roman are severely injured, but get to the hospital in time. Yusuf and Luis die, and Yusuf respawns, but Luis respawns without his armour and robotic body, back to his wimpy self.

Luis: SH*T!

Niko, after a visit from the hospital...

[iGNORE THIS]

Edited August 21, 2012 by The_Anti-tragedy

[Corndawg93]

I'll follow who posted 1st, after all THOSE ARE THE RULES!!!!!

 

1. Yusuf's Buzzard suddenly falls on top of Darth Luis.

 

(Niko) Holy sh*t, I did not see that coming

Yusuf and Roman walk over to Niko

(Roman) And neither did Luis

They go over to the wreckage and find that Luis is not there

Where's Luis at????

1) In the subway as the heli knocked him in there

2) He respawned and is now normal

3) He got away while they were talking

 

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3) He got away while they were talking

Luis jumps onto Niko's back and the two wrestle. Luis kicks Niko onto the edge of the building.

Niko: Roman, help me! Wait, what am I saying? Yusuf help me!

Yusuf runs toward Darth Luis, but gets picked up by him. Luis throws Yusuf off the edge, but Yusuf grabs his hand and the two of them fall off the building.

Niko: Well, I guess that's it. Come on Roman, let's go.

 

Niko and Roman go down the stairs of the building to ground level. Meanwhile, Yusuf lands on the roof of a gray Feroci, landing dead. Luis lands on top of a Benson. Luis kicks the window and kills the driver. He takes control of the truck and heads for the MeTV building four blocks away. Due to his Terminator-like abilities, he interprets Niko is inside the MeTV building on ground level. He rushes.

Niko: Here's the exit, cousin.

Roman: Thanks for nothing, I totally saw that.

Niko spots a speeding Benson headed for him. Niko goes back inside and throws Roman outside. Roman gets ran over. Niko runs up the stairs while Luis gets out of the truck. He chases Niko upstairs. Niko jumps out the window of the board room. Luis follows him. The two fall to their death... not. Luis turns off gravity using robotic powers and punches Niko's head onto a building. Niko retreats but Luis gets in a floating car. He rushes but Niko jumps over the car. Luis turns gravity back on but Niko survives falling as he gets in a car. He drives to the helipad in Westminster. He doesn't see Luis chasing him. Niko stops at the helipad and gets insideYusuf's Buzzard. He flies but hits a plane and crashes at his Alderney safehouse. He goes inside and rests in his bed.

Niko: Aah. Finally lost that sh*thead. Peace and quiet at last...

Niko notices that a giant piece of metal is crushing Yusuf.

Niko: What the f*ck?

Yusuf's body disappears. Niko sees Roman with a Python and shoots Darth Luis.

Roman: It's just been revoked.

Niko: Cousin?

Niko hides and sees Yusuf's Buzzard crash. Yusuf grabs a missile and shoves it down Luis' throat.

Yusuf: Hasta la vista, bebeh!

Luis: UMBMUHHMUMBBB!

Luis gets wiped out and the whole street is a wreck. Niko sees himself and Roman outside coughing up blood. He then sees Yusuf's body finally landing two minutes later.

Niko: What the f*ck was that?

Roman gets inside Yusuf's chopper to take him and Niko to the hospital, but the current Darth Luis comes in a helicopter. Roman accidentally presses the missile button and Niko, Roman, Luis, but not our Niko, dies on account of the explosion. Niko walks away, weirded out.

1. Niko sees Dwayne about to destroy Niko's home with an RPG because he hasn't hung out with him.

2. Niko witnesses a fire from the Pavanos and gets threatened. Niko is now in witness protection.

3. The Ancelottis come and try to kill Niko for the things he's done to their family.

4. The Commision: The Gambettis, Ancelottis, Pavanos, Messinas, and the Lupisellas come to kills Niko for the sh*t he's done.

[Corndawg93]

1. Niko sees Dwayne about to destroy Niko's home with an RPG because he hasn't hung out with him.

 

(Niko) Dwayne stop, dont shoot

 

(Dwayne) Ok, wanna hang out

 

(Niko) Sure, lets go Bowling

They "Grab" a car and start driving to the bowling place

On the way there

(Dwayne) So how have you been Niko, what been happening

 

(Niko) Well where do I start, Dan Houser sent me and Luis to an alternate univerce, then we were in a restaurant where Luis yelled at Dan so he sent us back here so in retaliation I ruined Luis's life by turning his Friends on him, so he swore revange and tryed to kill me several times after I chopped his arm off and came back as Darth Luis, now him, Yusuf and Roman are dead because of that, well anyway were here.

 

(Dwayne)...

1) "Yo thats f*cked up"

2) "Normal day in Liberty City"

3) "Hahahaha"

4) "I'm going to beat your a$$ at Bowling

 

[The_Anti-tragedy]

2) "Normal day in Liberty City"

Niko: Seems like it.

Dwayne: I'm gonna beat your ass at bowling, Niko!

Niko: Oh yeah?

The two approach Memory Lanes in Algonquin and start bowling. Niko gets 8 points in a spare. Dwayne gets 5 on his first try.

Niko: Ohohohohoho! You got 5!

Dwayne: SHUT UP! UHUHUHUH!

Dwayne runs to the counter crying. Niko gets a strike. Dwayne picks up a bowling ball and bowls an 8. Niko gets another strike. Dwayne gets 7. Niko gets one more strike. A clinging noise is heard.

Niko: Yes, I scored three strikes! I got an achievement!

Dwayne: Hey, I've got an achievement too! For "Worst Bowler in GTA IV"... uhuhuhuhuhuh!

Dwayne runs away again but he comes back again and bowls a 9. The game ends with Niko getting 38 and Dwayne getting 29.

Dwayne: F*ck this game. Let's go eating.

Niko: Sure.

Where do Niko and Dwayne go to eat?

1. Burger Shot

2. Cluckin' Bell

3. 69th St. Diner

4. Superstar Cafe

5. Drusilla's

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

3. 69th St. Diner

Dwayne: "You know I've never been here before."

Niko: "Really?"

Dwayne: "Yeah, really."

The two walk inside and are met by two Russian mobsters talking by the door.

Russian 1: "So I said to him, I'm not paying that much money for some knockoff vodka you made in your basement."

Russian 2: "Damn straight."

Niko: "Er, guys? Can we get through please?"

The Russians step aside but give Niko and Dwayne and evil look.

Dwayne: "Niko can we get something to go? I'm already feeling slightly uncomfortable here."

Niko: "Relax."

Woman: "Welcome."

Niko: "Yeah I'll have two burgers to go please."

Woman: "Enjoy your meal, fatso."

Niko: "What did you call me?"

Dwayne: "Niko please, pay no attention to her."

Niko: "Back off Dwayne. Go ahead, so that again. I dare you, I double dare you motherf*cker."

Just then the Russians who were blocking the door walk over to Niko.

Russian 1: "Is there a problem here?"

Dwayne: "No sirs, we're just leaving."

Niko: "No we're not! Apologize to me!"

Russian 1: "Take it outside Slav."

Niko: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?"

Dwayne: "I'm leaving." *Runs outside*

Niko gets agitated at the woman calling him a "fatso" and the Russian calling him a "Slav", so he punches the Russian in the face causing him to fall backwards onto a table where some people were having a meal, pulls out a shotgun and shoots the woman, then goes to turn around to shoot the Russian guy but sees a fight has broken out between said Russian, his friend, and the two people sitting at the table he fell on.

Bystander: "I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A MEAL IN PEACE, AND I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT!" *Throws Russian guy into the kitchen*

Niko: "Well, I'm getting out of here."

Niko gets back into his car where Dwayne is waiting for him just at the same time as two passing police officers run into the diner to break-up the fight inside.

Dwayne: "Let's do something else."

Niko: "Sure, what should we do?"

 

What do they do now?

1. Go on a helitours ride.

2. Play pool.

3. Go and see a show.

4. Go to a bar or club.

5. Find some sports cars and race each other.

Edited August 22, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3. Go and see a show.

Niko and Dwayne go to Perestroika to see a show. They sit at a table with some vodka and two burgers from the diner.

Announcer: Now presenting, the talented Ricky Gervais!

The audience applauds.

Ricky: Thanks everyone. I got kicked out of the comedy club for telling some offensive AIDS jokes so, here I am. My act is to swallow three swords. I brought these. Here we go.

Ricky puts the first sword in his mouth. The sword hits his two paths. It goes dwn his trachea. Blood splatters out of Ricky's mouth.

Ricky: AHAHHGFHGHAHHA!

Audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HE'S DYING!

Niko:

Ricky dies on stage and Niko and Dwayne leave with their burgers and vodka.

Dwayne: Well that was a ripoff.

Niko: Yeah, we paid $150 to see that show and then run off after the first act.

Niko and Dwayne drive somewhere else. Dwayne gets a call. He answers his phone.

1. A death threat from his mother.

2. A call from one of his boys.

3. A death threat from Playboy X.

4. A call from Jay Leno.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

4. A call from Jay Leno.

Dwayne: "Hello?"

Jay: "This is Jay Leno. *Evil laugh*"

Dwayne: "If you're look for David Letterman, you've got the wrong number."

Jay: "Maybe you've got the wrong phone? *Evil laugh*"

A lightning bolt suddenly strikes the road in-front of their car.

Niko: "Whoa! That was too close!"

Dawyne: "Stop laughing Jay!"

Jay: *Evil laugh* You'll never stop me!" *Line goes dead*

Niko: "Who was that?"

Dwayne: "You'll never believe it, that was Jay Leno."

Niko: "What did he want?"

Dwayne: "I don't know, he never said." *Phone rings again* "Hello?"

Jay: "Oh yeah I forgot to say why I was phoning you. I'VE GOT A NEW TALK SHOW IN LIBERTY CITY!"

Dwayne: "AAAAHHH!"

Niko: "What!?"

Dwayne: "He's got a new television show!"

Both of them: "AAAHHH!"

Niko pulls to the side of the road and turns the engine off.

Niko: "Are we going to do something about that then?"

Dwayne: "...

 

1. We have to go and kill Jay Leno."

2. Let's get some other talk show hosts to fight him."

3. Let's see if Ricky has respawned at a hospital yet so we can turn him onto Leno."

4. Let's tell the Mayor."

5. Let's destroy the Live Central Music Venue (the place where Jay's show is)."

[Corndawg93]

5. Let's destroy the Live Central Music Venue (the place where Jay's show is)."

 

 

(Niko) Yeah I like that Idea, he can't do a show without a set.

 

(Dwayne) How do we destroy it then.

 

(Niko) Leave that to me, meet me at the Live Central Music Venue in 2 hours and bring some guns, good ones

Niko run off and gets a cab, leaving Dwayne to go and get the Weaponry

 

(Cab dude) Where to my friend

 

(Niko) East Holland police department

 

(Cab Dude) Ok, we'll be there in no time

The cab then drives to the police station in East Holland and after 10 minutes he arrives at the cop shop

(Niko) Thank you, now where are you, arr there you are, Niko goes over to the APC

(Cop) Freeze punk you touch that and your head goes flying off

 

(Niko) Sh#t

Niko then puts his hands up in the air and the cop walks over to arrest him but as soon as the cop touches him, Niko goes all Red Army on him, puts him on the ground and uses the cops hand cuffs against him.

(Niko) Dumba$$

Niko then leave the cop on the ground and goes for the APC and starts his Journey to the Live Central Music Venue

(Niko) I wonder how Dwayne is getting them gun

We cross to Dwayne 10 Minutes ago and we follow Dwayne in his journey in getting gun

What does Dwayne do to get them

1) Goes to a differnent police station and stealths his way to the Armery

2) Calls Amando for guns

3) He remembers he has a bunch of good guns stashed away in his apartment

4) He goes looking for a map of Liberty City that Highlights all the secret gun locations

[The_Anti-tragedy]

3) He remembers he has a bunch of good guns stashed away in his apartment

Dwayne parks his car to his apartment building. He goes inside and goes upstairs. One of his boys comes out of a door.

GM: What's good, Dwayne?

Dwayne: Good. Just getting some guns for a beatdown.

GM: All right, see you 'round.

Dwayne goes into his apartment and gets an M4A1 from under his bed and a katana from behind a load of stuff. He also gets two Micro-Uzi's. He goes outside and finds out his car has been stolen. He finds something where his car used to be.

1. Two of his buddies dead.

2. A letter from Jay Leno.

3. Jay Leno's laptop.

4. His car is being towed by a meter maid.

5. His car's been confiscated by the cops after Niko stole the APC

[Corndawg93]

4. His car is being towed by a meter maid.

 

(Dwayne) HEY, GIVE MY CAR BACK

He starts running to the Truck and catches up to it

(Dwayne) Hey man, I need m... Holy sh#t it you

Who is it???

1) Jey Leno

2) Playboy X

3) Conan O'Brien

4) Jeyvon

[The_Anti-tragedy]

2) Playboy X

Dwayne: PLAYBOY?

PBX: That's right, daaaawwwwwwwg!

Playboy speeds the truck and does a stunt jump into the water. He bails and the car falls into the river.

Dwayne: NOO! My car! You bastard!

PBX: It's yo' funeral daaaawwwwg!

Dwayne gets his Katana and cuts Playboy X's head off. He then calls a friend for a vehicle. His friend comes inside a BulletGT. Dwayne gets in the car and he drives all the way to the LCPD station in Algonquin. Niko's not there. He assumes Niko's already left with the APC so he goes back to his apartment. He sees Niko there.

Dwayne: Niko, you were here the whole time?

Niko: I didn't see you here. When I came on this road, I just saw a BulletGT.

Dwayne: UGH.

Dwayne gets inside and gives Niko the two Micro-Uzi's. Dwayne helps himself to the M4A1 and Katana. Niko drives the APC to Live Central Music Venue. Niko blows up the wall with the turret. Dwayne gets out and kills the guards inside. Niko breaks the stairs which fall to the floor. Dwayne climbs up Niko's tank and goes up. Niko gets out but first blows up the tank with some grenades from the guard so nobody can use it against them. They see several agents come out of the doors on both sides of the corridor. Niko shoots most of them with the dual Uzi's and Dwayne throws the katana at people's heads. They continue to Jay's room still shooting. They reach the door. They kick the door down and hide behind Jay's desk. Leno is talking with one of his agents.

Agent: Is that all you want, Mr. Leno?

Leno: Yeah, I just need to call these two dumbasses.

Jay Leno calls Niko on his phone and his phone starts ringing. Jay looks back and Niko gets down. He turns it off.

1. Jay finds them behind the desk.

2. Dwayne pushes Jay out the window (at least tries to)

3. The agents find Niko and Dwayne behind the desk.

4. Dwayne does a stealth move, throwing the katana at Leno's head.

[AlexGTAGamer]

 

2. Dwayne pushes Jay out the window (at least tries to)

Dwayne jumps out from behind the desk and pushes Jay over to an open window.

Dwayne: "DIE!"

Only Jay gets stuck in the window frame.

Jay: "Well this is awkward."

Niko: "Just shoot him Dwayne."

Dwayne aims his M4A1 at Leno, but before he could pull the trigger the room is flooded by agents loyal to Jay.

Jay: "KILL 'EM BOYS! *Evil laugh*"

Dwayne: "Stop laughing!" *Kicks Leno in the nuts*

Jay: "Oof!"

At that same time the window frame breaks and Leno falls to the street below. Niko and the agents all look out of the windows to see where Jay is, but they can't spot him anywhere.

Dwayne: "What the? He fell out of the window, but he's not out there?"

Just then Jay appears on the outside of the building standing on a window cleaning platform.

Jay: "You can't get rid of me that easily!"

Niko is struck over the back of the head by an agent and taken away, whilst Jay uses a Vulcan nerve pinch on Dwayne.

Jay: *Evil laugh*

 

*Later on*

 

Niko and Dwayne regain consciousness tied to chairs in a warehouse in Port Tudor.

Niko: "We have to get out of here."

Guard: "Shut up!" *Smacks Niko*

Jay: "Now that I've got the both of you in my hands, I've got something planned."

Dwayne: "What are you going to do with us?"

Jay: "...

 

1. I'm going to force you to watch my show!"

2. You're going to assassinate Mayor Julio Ochoa for me!"

3. You're going to destroy every other talk show held in Liberty City, so then I can be the talk show king!"

4. We're going to play Monopoly! If you win, you are free to go."

5. You're going to perform 'Singing In The Rain' for me! *Evil laugh*"

Edited August 22, 2012 by AlexGTAGamer

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

2. You're going to assassinate Mayor Julio Ochoa for me!"

Niko: What? But I stopped ETTVSO with Ochoa!

Jay: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention...

Jay pulls back his sleeve and reveals a temporary tattooed ETTVSO symbol. The guards take Niko and Dwayne to City Hall. They get inside a Stretch with Leno. Jay is wielding a sniper rifle that they're going to use to kill Ochoa. Dwayne opens the window and sees they're in Normandy. One of the two guards takes Dwayne away from the window and closes it.

Niko: So. You have us. But, if you kill us, can I please have my phone so I can say my last requests?

Jay: ... ...Sure. I may be completely evil but I'm not completely evil.

Jay hands Niko his phone. Niko secretly calls Ochoa. The phone makes the "uuuuuuh" sound when it's ringing.

Ochoa: Mayor Julio Ochoa here-

Niko: Mayor, quiet.

Jay: What was that?

Niko: Oh, my cousin Roman is having a big party with, uhh... big round American titty ninjas. They're torturing him in the basement.

Jay: Oh, I thought it was something important.

Niko: Mr. Ochoa, I need you to pretend you got shot. I'm inside a limousine with Jay Leno threatening me to kill you. I'll miss.

Ochoa: Niko, is that you? That slimeba-

The line turns dead. Apparantly they've just entered the Booth Tunnel. They soon reach City Hall, where Ochoa is on the ground with various citizens there for a town meeting. Jay turns to Niko and gives him the rifle. Dwayne gets taken away by the guards in case he does anything unneccesary. Niko and Jay climb up a ladder to the roof.

1. Niko aims for Ochoa, and he...

1.3. Misses

1.6. Accidentally kills him

1.9. Chickens out

2. Jay breaks his promise and aims a gun at Niko.

3. Dwayne breaks loose of the guards and goes up.

4. Ochoa already gets assassinated by [insert character here]

5. A spawning glitch occurs and several Ochoas spawn.

 

Off-topic: Emoticon rainbow!

Edited August 23, 2012 by The_Anti-tragedy

[Corndawg93]

3. Dwayne breaks loose of the guards and goes up.

 

(Dwayne) Freeze Jay

 

(Jay) Oh f*ck, (takes Niko as hostage) you take one move and Niko gets it

 

(Dwayne) I knew you would do that so I called a friend of yours, move in, move in

Just then a chopper shows up with a familiar in it, they get out

 

(Jay) You!!!!

Who are they

1) Conan O'Brien

2) Mila

3) Jay's mom

4) Dekota Carrington

5) Stan Carmen

 

[The_Anti-tragedy]

 

3) Jay's mom

Jay: Mom?!

Dwayne: That's right, you son of a bitch.

The chopper lands and Niko takes Jay's gun.

Mom: I KNEW THE WHOLE "MAGIC OF TV" UNREALITY WILL CHANGE MY LITTLE JAY-BEAN!

Niko: Jay-bean? Hahaha!

Jay: Eh, shut up!

Mom: Language!

Jay: SORRY MOTHER.

Jay leaves with his mother in the chopper and Niko cancels the plan with Ochoa. Jay's guards go up the stairs and shoot Niko in the head. Dwayne pushes one of the guards off the building. The other guard pushes Dwayne off the stairs but Dwayne grabs some bricks and throws them onto the guard's head. The guard is knocked out. Dwayne gets met by a television agent. After some negotiation, Dwayne finds himself in an animation studio. Niko respawns at the hospital and tracks down Dwayne. Dwayne and Niko are noe forced to animate...

1. SpongeBob SquarePants

2. Family Guy

3. The Simpsons

4. American Dad!

5. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[Naughtius Maximus]

 

2. Family Guy

 

Seth MacFarlane: Well, well, well. Look who here are. The c*nts who ruined my show once. (if you don't know the plot between GTA IV characters (actually is Roman) and Seth, check out earlier posts) Now Groening is not here, what are you gonna do?

Dwayne: Sh*t, it's Seth MacFarlane, yo!

Niko: We hit the big rock again, dude!

 

Stewie comes through the door.

 

Niko: Stewie! Help us!

Stewie: You ruined my life. You withdrawned me from Playboy magazines, beer, pot and hookers. (if you don't know, check out earlier posts) Now you're gonna pay. What are you planning to do with these douchebags, MacFarlane?

Seth: By the time I will enjoy a nice holiday with Hawai chicks and yummy orange juices, these bastards gonna animate for me and you will keep an eye on these bastards, Stewe.

Stewie: Sure thing, Seth.

 

Seth draws himself an orange Hawaiian shirt and two briefcases. When he was going to leave the studio, he's stopped in the tracks by two mysterious people.

 

Trey Parker and Matt Stone: Where are you going, MacFarlane? The party isn't over yet.

Seth: Sh*t! It's those two Coloradoan pricks.

 

Seth attempts to run away but Eric Cartman jumps on him and shockingly says:

 

Cartman: Would you like to eat some chili?

Seth: Ey! Actually this is a good idea.

 

Seth starts to eat the chili Eric Cartman gave him but in the middle of chili he finds a woman finger.

 

Seth: WTF!?

Cartman: This is the finger of your ma. I made you eat your parents, ha ha ha ha ha!

Seth: What!?

Trey and Matt: Didn't you watch South Park episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die"? This is why we call South Park teaches the truths of life.

Seth: I'll kill you, motherf*ckers.

 

Seth runs on Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Then:

 

1. Matt Groening comes from the roof, also he's known to be a hard "anti Family Guy-ist"

2. Niko and Dwayne utilize from this rumble, they beat Stewie and attempt to run away.

3. Stan Marsh comes and shoots Seth with a "gingification gun" which erases anyone who got shot by it.

4. Niko and Dwayne throw Stewie on Seth.

5. Seth injures Trey and Matt with a knife he produced from his pants' pocket.

[The_Anti-tragedy]

4. Niko and Dwayne throw Stewie on Seth.

Seth: D'oh!

Matt Groening: Hey that's my character's line!

Matt appears out of nowhere and leaps onto Seth after Stewie landed on him. Stewie gets a ray gun and aims or the computers. Matt Stone and Trey Parker make a run or it. Dwayne smashes them on the dashboard.

Trey: Wait. Why are you beating us up?

Dwayne: Because one of my friends in prison was a ginger!

Dwayne throws Trey onto Stewie who blasts Trey in front of him. Trey disintegrates and Stewie gets his cloning ray. He clones himself.

Stewie: Oh hi clone.

Stewie 2: Hi Stewie!

Stewie: We're not going to get jealous and turn on each other right?

Stewie 2: Hope not. You could just disintegrate me with water.

Two of them: Heh... HEH!

They clone themselves even more and beat up Niko and Dwayne. Seth throws Niko onto Dwayne who is beating up Matt Stone. Matt Groening comes to unleash Homer and Bart Simpson. Bart gets hit by Stewie's cloning ray and now there are three Barts. They run amok hitting Seth, Matt, Niko, the Stewie's, and Dwayne. Groening runs outside where he is conronted by Stewie's. He gets killed. Dwayne gets Stewie off of his shoulders. He throws him onto the computers. Most of the Stewie's are killed by Homer and Niko. The Barts run wild but Stewie finally destroys them. Homer throws donuts onto Dwayne. Dwayne punches Homer in the stomach. Homer pukes all over the computer, making it explode. Stewie accidentally clones Homer four times. The one remaing Stewie runs and protects Seth, who is being beaten up by Homer's. Niko kicks Stewie into a computer screen, and takes his cloning ray. He shoots...

1. Seth MacFarlane

2. Matt Stone

3. Dwayne Forge

4. Stewie Griffin

5. Eric Cartman

[Naughtius Maximus]

 

5. Eric Cartman

Niko accidently shoots Eric Cartman and clones twenty Eric Cartmans.

 

Niko: Oh, this sh*t's really f*cked up, dude.

 

Cartman: Wow dude, KICKASS! This is totally tits. Now I can found an army to destroy all Jews. However I must kill these bastards all and ressurect Trey. Because Matt can't fict and draw any sh*t without Trey.

 

This time clone army of Kyle Broflovski comes.

 

Kyle: I can't let you to destroy all Jews and kill all of these people, fat ass.

Cartman: Ey! Don't call me fat, you f*cking Jew.

 

Mr. Garrison suddenly spawns into the studio.

 

Mr.Garrison: Eric! Did you say the F word?

Cartman: Jew?

Kyle: No, he's talkin' about f*ck. You can't say f*ck in school, you f*ckin' fat ass.

Mr.Garrison: KYLE!

Cartman: Why the f*ck not?

Mr. Garrison: ERIC!

Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! f*ck, f*ckity, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!

Mr.Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councellor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

 

*Big gasp from whole studio*

 

Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Actually, what I said was, *pulls out megaphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON!?

 

Mr. Garrison grabs Cartman and Kyle and throws them to Mr. Mackey's room. After Mr. Garrison starts to try attracting Dwayne because he's an Afro-American, so with the idea he has a big penis.

 

Mr. Garrison: Hia, handsome! Can touch your muscles?

Niko: Handsome!? This is definitely why this fag is wearing glasses.

 

Mr. Garrison gets angry and slams Niko on the wall.

 

Mr. Garrison: Nobody messes with HERBERT GARRISON!

Dwayne: I suppose it was "Nobody messes with TONI CIPRIANI!"

 

Mr. Garrison slams Niko on the wall. After Toni Cipriani spawns into the studio.

 

Toni: Who stole my line?

 

Everybody points eachothers.

 

Everybody: HE DID!

 

Toni Cipriani enters all over the fight. After:

 

1. Mr. Garrison gets attracted of Niko when he was beating him.

2. Matt Stone kills Seth MacFarlane with the "gingification gun" because he killed his best buddy.

3. Dwayne calls the Ginger Separatist Movement to report that creators of South Park are here.

4. Marge Simpson in a sexy ninja dress comes and stabs someone with her ninja stars.

5. Toni Cipriani yells "Nobody messes with TONI CIPRIANI!", then everybody stops for a while but after continue fighting.

6. Professor Chaos and his sidekick General Disarray to the studio for processing his evil plan (blowing up whole studio)

Edited August 25, 2012 by MarijuanaMonkey

[The_Anti-tragedy]

4. Marge Simpson in a sexy ninja dress comes and stabs someone with her ninja stars.

Marge stabs Matt Stone in the back.

Groening: Try putting up with that, MacFarlane!

Seth: You call that sexy? I'll show you sexy!

Seth gets a pencil and draws Francine Smith from "American Dad!". Marge and Francine have a catfight and accidentally knock out Cartman.

Eric: So many "MILF's"...

Eric falls down and Niko shoots him multiple times. The other Eric's beat up Mr. Garrison, who is having a fight with Toni Cipriani. Garrison dies and so does Toni. Dwayne gets Niko's gun and kills all of the Eric's. Seth runs away from the carnage into his private trailer. Matt Groening follows him but is cornered by Francine. Marge and her continue fighting and Matt continues to walk. The leftover Homer's get their Donut-Blasters and shoot donuts at Francine. Marge gets Niko's gun but Dwayne slams her head onto the floor. Francine gets away and beats up Homer.

Marge: Homer! I'll save you!

Francine: Too late, bitch!

Marge: You're just jealous 'cause I'm prettier than you.

Niko: Actually I think Francine is hotter.

Dwayne: Yeah so do I.

Dwayne gets the gun from Marge and shoots her in the head. He shoots the five Homer's but gets a donut shot at him. Meanwhile in Seth's trailer, Niko kicks the door down trying to defend him from Groening.

Matt: I'VE COME FOR YOU, SETH!

Niko: You've come, now you're cum!

Niko goes all Red Army on Matt. Francine comes inside carrying Dwayne who is nearly dead after getting a donut shot at his stomach. They all beat up Matt. Dwayne wakes up.

1. Matt does a mating call of an eagle and lots of eagles come to kick their asses.

2. The Homer's come inside with a Rocket-propelled donut.

3. Matt gets killed eventually and now Niko, Dwayne, and Seth go to a strip club.

4. Francine strips and Matt dies of temptation.

[Corndawg93]

3. Matt gets killed eventually and now Niko, Dwayne, and Seth go to a strip club.

 

After all night partying and getting drunk, Dwayne and Niko murder Seth by giving him the "John Marstan treatment", after that they black out and the next thing they know it's morning but they at separate places

Where did Niko wake up at

1) The heli tours

2) Maisonette 9

3) The Lost MC clubhouse

4) Luis's Apartment

5) Monica and Chandler apartment from friends (Yous are bring in other T.V shows in the chain story, I thought I'd do the same thing

[The_Anti-tragedy]

2) Maisonette 9

Niko wakes up in a hangover. He sees no one there but himself, and turns around.

Niko: Who are you?

Janitor: Scruffy. The janitor.

Dwayne comes out of Tony's office with a gag in his mouth.

Niko: Dwayne!

Dwayne is knocked out and Tony steps out of the office holding Dwayne.

Tony: You killed Seth! And I loved Stewie! He was gay, just like me.

Niko: One thing... I liked old Stewie better!

Tony beats up Niko as Dwayne wakes up. Niko punches Tony but Tony pistol whips him. Niko does a counter attack and Tony falls inside the bar in the club. Drinks fall on top of him. Niko smashes some bottles on his head, and Tony gets his pistol out. Niko headbutts Tony against the wall in the hallway as his pistol falls out of his pocket. Tony gets up and throws Niko into the manager's office. He locks the door.

Tony: There! Now you're locked in! Now you, black guy.

Dwayne takes off the tape covering his mouth and has grabbed Tony's pistol. But Dwayne gets pushed back by Tony first. Scruffy jumps onto Tony for not giving him minimum wage. Tony is tackled by Scruffy and is beaten up and bleeding profusely. Dwayne gets up from behind the shadows and throws a couch on Tony's torso. Scruffy and Dwayne jump on the couch. Niko kicks the door of the manager's office down.

Dwayne: Niko, you got out.

Niko: Yup. I also found some health and armour inside. What'd you know?

Tony is bleeding from his mouth and ears. Scruffy continues dusting the place as Niko and Dwayne go outside. They're crowded by pedestrians and news reporters, even camera crews.

Reporter: This year's Octoberfest is going to be off the hook!

Everyone goes inside and fills the whole building. But a nothing but a dead silence is heard as people look at Tony dead on a table with a couch up his mouth.

1. Jenny Acorn from Weazel News tries to kill Niko and Dwayne for killing Tony.

2. Luis is in the crowd and leaves Tony inside his office.

3. Stewie Griffin comes from his time machine and has to take Dwayne to save the future.

4. Everybody leaves but Johnny and the Lost MC take it as their new clubhouse.

5. Someone needs to sh*t but they're too late. Their pants is soaked.