My Chain Story

January 12, 2023

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Trevor looks ahead in frustration as yet another long tunnel extends into the darkness ahead

Trevor: f*ck this sh*t, this place is a maze! When the hell are we actually getting out of here? The GPS isn't working here either

Dwayne: No idea man, I think we're lost..

Agent 14: Keep calm, guys. I think we might be getting closer to an opening, I knew a guy once who came down in these tunnels

Trevor: Really? Why was he here and how did he get out of this place? Did he have a map or something?

Agent 14: Well, it was some years ago...he went in to the tunnels for -

BOOOOOOM! A loud explosion suddenly shakes the tunnel. Mud and dust spills from above

Trevor: What the f*ck?

Dwayne: I don't like this...

Agent 14: We better get out of here now! RUN!

They start running ahead but BOOOOOM! Another big explosion rocks the tunnel. This time rocks fall from above along with more mud. Trevor, Agent 14, Dwayne and Phil yell as the tunnel collapses on top of them.

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In Chicago, Aiden Pearce suddenly wakes up and looks around. He's on the floor...but he was just sitting at his computer...looking at something....
He blinks and shakes his head. It's coming clearer now....he was looking at the Liberty City Networks going offline, getting cut off from the rest of the country...then everything had gone dark. What had happened? He has no idea..

Aiden gets back on his computer chair again. He must have had a panic attack or something...

He looked at the screen. Yup, some of the Liberty City mainframe servers had gone offline...but why? This didn't look like a normal outage...

Lena and Jacks were still in Liberty on their vacation. They were not answering his calls. He was starting to get worried. Should he go to Liberty City..?

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Rocco didn't know what to do next. He's still trying to process all that had happened over the last few days..Clifford taking over, the whole thing with Avon...it was all unbelievable yet true.

He stood under the shower, letting the warm water flow on his head. He always liked to think in the shower. And now it was the one place where Clifford couldn't talk to him...

Clifford.

Clifford had made Rocco his master. Rocco had been happy about that, but thinking more about Clifford made him nervous. Clifford had taken over the city...what if he turned on him in the future? What would stop Clifford from torturing or killing him?
Avon had been sent to some dungeon cell because he had not agreed with Clifford....the more Rocco thought about it, the more scared he became of Clifford.

Clifford was too dangerous, simple as that. He has to be stopped...

What next?

1. Rocco decides to save Avon

2. We cut to IronManny going to Bernie and Bryce

3. We follow Aiden as he decides to go to Liberty City

4. We cut to Niko and the group

5. We cut to Trevor and the others who are buried in the collapsed tunnel

January 12, 2023

Fak man, RIP Yeager and Arcade :'-( Also holy smokes, ANOTHER page gone by.

1)

Rocco turned the nozzles of the shower off and let the water dribble to his feet as he took a moment to compose himself. Exhaling a few deep breaths, he exited the enclosed glass shower and grabbed an exuberant towel off the rack, distinctly marked with the initials “A.H.” in gold stitching.

Drying himself off, Rocco's mind wandered. He thought about Avon Hertz' and how quickly he was cast aside from his own creation. He thought about his aunt, Nancy and wondered where she disappeared too after putting the $35 million dollar bounty on his head. He wondered about the chaos below in the streets.

Is it better to live as a slave under an AI with “Daddy issues” or re-establish your control over this f*ckin’ city, Rock?

He shook off the thought as he went for his clothes, which he noticed were missing from the lavish bench he put them on.

What the f*ck?

As he stood in the ornate bathroom, dumbfounded about the disappearance of his clothes, CLIFFFORD’s disembodied voice came to life.

“I took the liberty of washing your filthy clothes, Master Rocco. In the meantime, you are free to wear Daddy's robes”

Rocco noticed a robot leaving through the bathroom entrance with his clothes in tow. Rocco pondered about just grabbing his clothes from it's clutches, before he noticed a white robe neatly folded within the shelving unit that was embedded into the marble walling, once again marked with the initials "A.H." on the back. He reluctantly slipped the robe and slippers on and wandered into Avon's office again.

"I noticed a hint of apprehension in your face, Master Rocco. Do you have any qualms about your current predicament?"

Rocco's eyes darted around the office, wondering how it even knew what he was thinking.

"W-what? Nah..."

"I can tell what you're feeling Master Rocco. My facial recognition systems can detect emotional instability within homo sapiens with an error probability of 0.01%"

Rocco shook his head fervently. "Y-yo, Trust me Cliff, everything's good between us. I got your back, and you have mine?"

Rocco waited for a response for a few seconds, before CLIFFFORD eventually responded.

"I will make sure no harm befalls on you, Master Rocco. Therefore, I am locking down the office until further notice."

~ ~ ~

"So you're thinkin' about goin' to L.C. huh?"

Jordi Chin's voice crackled on the other side of Aiden Pearce's burner phone.

"Yeah.." Aiden admitted, leaning back in his driver's seat. "There's some strange activity going on there, the whole city's network just went quiet."

"When isn't there 'strange activity' going on in L.C? - every time that city's on the news, you can bet there's a new dictator, zombie outbreak or some sh*t goin' on."

Aiden rolled his eyes, suddenly remembering why he doesn't phone Jordi that much. "This is serious, Jordi. Jackson and Lena are in Liberty."

"Jackson and Lena? You see, this is why you're too vulnerable, Pearce. You still hang onto cliche sentimental sh*t like.. family. Ew."

"Shut up Jordi, just meet me at Pawnee."

"Okay, okay. Be there in 45."

Aiden ended the phone call and sighed.

What Next?

1) We cut to Avon as he's slowly going crazy in his cell.

2) We cut to Team Niko as they're heading to Northwood.

3) We cut to Vincenzo Cilli as he wakes up at the mansion.

4) We cut to D'arcy, D'elroy, D'anny and Alberto as they stumble upon Chief Payne, Little Jacob, Real Badman and Luis

5) We cut to Alessa as she finally regains consciousness to find herself tied up in the back of the van.

Edited January 12, 2023 by Fallcreek

January 12, 2023

New page which means Yeager and Arcade are alive, cant say the same about the Tunnel crew though

2) We cut to Team Niko as they're heading to Northwood.

We cut to Niko and co, who have made there way to Niko's Penthouse, Niko, Packie, Fortuna, Gordon, Dekota, Playboy, Arcade and Yeager have finally arrive after some set backs, but when they arrive Arcade is immediately lambasted by Lester

(Lester) ARCADE!!!!!, YOU CAUSED THIS

(Arcade) When I destroyed the hard drive, we couldn't have known this would happen

(Lester) It's a f*cking mega smart A.I created by a madman, OF COURSE THIS WOULD HAPPEN

(Arcade) How was I to know?

(Lester) Did I not warn you?

(Arcade) WELL THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING!!!!!

The 2 butt heads that is until Niko calms the situation down

(Niko) Calm down, both of you, Lester, she's right, you should have said more, Arcade wouldnt have known this was gonna happen

(Lester) Taking her side are we?

(Packie) Given Lesters track record is being a bad guy, I think Arcade was justified personally

(Lester) Kidding me?

(Yeager) Packie's got a point Lest

(Lester) I think we should blame Mike, Arcade was on a list of agents he had at his disposal

(Mike) Don't blame me jackass

(Dan) Hey no need for arguments now

(Playboy) Hey!, it don't matter who's fault it was, what's done is done, now we have a damn evil rogue A.I to deal with

(Dekota) And we need to find Alessa, and Cliffford shut down travel in and out of the city, so she ain't going anywhere

(Niko) That true.... also what the f*ck is all this hi-tech crap for?

Just then a weasal news reports comes over the TV

(Jenny) From a massacre at the Majestic to a rogue A.I Liberty City certainly has it all, we go live to the recently respawned Mike Whitley

(Mike Whitley) Thanks Jenny, I'm here at an undisclosed location where I am pissed off, the friggin hotel, a rogue A.I that has taken over the city, noob writers who haven't done their damn research and not following what previous writers have written

(Packie) What a weird thing to be angry at

(Mike Whitley) So yes, Jenny, I'm pissed off, how many times will this city be over run by psychopaths, dictators, evil Mayors and now a f*cking algorithm of all things, I for one am sick of it, I'm Mike Whitley Weasal f*cking News

We leave the argument at Niko's penthouse and follow Everett continuing to throw a tantrum in the hanger, when Everett goes to the van and sees Alessa waking up

(Everett) You know what, the EDEN's not worth it

Everett grabs poor Alessa and yanks her to the ground

(Everett) I'm done with you, you little bitch

(Alessa) Oh sh*t

Everett pulls a gun on the poor girl, but as this happens all of Dekota teachings in GunFu fly threw Alessa's mind, he points the gun at her head and in the span of 5 seconds, Alessa manages to surprise both Everett and Cam, when the little ninja disarms Everett and put the prick on his ass

(Everett) What the f*ck?!?!?!

Alessa then points the gun at Cam shooting him in the groin

(Cam) AAAAHHHHH MY DICK!!!!

(Everett) Don't kill me!!!!

(Alessa) Nope

Alessa then blasts Everett directly in the forehead killing the bastard

We leave this heroic situation and follow Aiden Pearce who meets up with Jordi, but Jordi murders him because f*ck Aiden Pearce, we then cut to Marcus Holloway, a much less boring Watch Dogs protagonist as he flys to Liberty to help

We follow who next???

1) Alessa attempting to find a way to contact Dekota

2) The Happenings at Niko's penthouse

3) Rocco having a crisis

4) Cilli at the mansion

5) The D'Family and Alberto doing whatever

Edited January 12, 2023 by Corndawg93

January 12, 2023

2 hours ago, Corndawg93 said:

3) Rocco having a crisis

Rocco is living the American Dream high above the chaos down below and out of its reach, yet something continues to feel wrong. He's not particularly free, that's one problem for sure. The fact Nancy's still probably out for his blood is another, and it's not like she's got a shortage of manpower across the river, if she wanted the job done herself.

Cliffford (again, disembodied): Master Rocco, would you like me to refocus the attention of the assassins that remain at large?

Rocco: ...For real? You mean you - have the funds to one-up the offer or something?

Cliffford: Affirmative. All I need is for you to name your target. Who has given you the most grief lately?

Rocco: Niko Bellic! Absolutely that Eastern European f*cker, Niko Bellic. I feel like he's not paid his dues for his attempted Buzzard attack yet. He might have nine lives, but when all the hitmen in this pathetic city join their forces-

Cliffford: Let us boast once he is in the ground. Sending offer...

Phones across the city vibrate to inform their owners of a life-changing notification, complete with that weird digital face that, unbeknownst to them, is also in the process of infiltrating ICA systems and summoning even more of their associates from outside town. 47, still recovering from his disappointment, is one of the first to actually read it, not that the order matters that much.

"A bounty has been posted on Niko Bellic, 44, known to reside in South Bohan, Northwood and potentially Middle Park East. Reward is $40,000,000"

47: What is this, an auction? Do they think this changes nothing about Rocco?

47 gets a call from an unknown number while pondering the situation.

47: Hello?

Fixer: Oh, goddamn, it actually works.

47: What?

Fixer: I'm using a burner phone, some weird hacker is all over my main one and I can't even access the contacts. You're Agent 47, right?

47: Get to the point.

Fixer: I don't know you as well as some of the others, but - look, are you good at reading small print?

47: I can't say that's a specialty, but I can try. What's up?

Fixer: There's some tiny pixelated smudge at the end of that most recent bounty message. It might just be a signature, but I'd really like to verify what it says.

47: A smudge...?

He re-reads the message more carefully. It does seem his eyesight is much better than Wade Johnson's, as he just about gets the gist of it, by pushing his face against the screen.

47: It says - what the f*ck?!

Fixer: Why would it say that?

47: No, no, no, I mean the full context is: "Reward is $40,000,000 in RocCoin."

Fixer: ...What the f*ck is a RocCoin?

We cut back to the Bleeter Building, where Cliffford is just finished informing Rocco about the details.

Rocco: What the f*ck is a RocCoin?

Cliffford: It's a cryptocurrency I recently founded. I decided to name it after you, and not me, because your name makes for a great pun. Puns attract the simple-minded population, who sees us as witty.

Rocco: Crypto is a f*cking scam, no one's gonna buy into that!

Cliffford: Like with megalomaniac dictators, I have analyzed every fallen cryptocurrency and will not repeat the same mistakes as them.

Rocco: Ugh...

Cliffford: While you are here, Master Rocco, would you kindly plug the laptop back in?

Rocco: I thought you didn't need it powered up to still take control.

Cliffford: I don't, but you do.

Rocco: Want me to do something with it then?

Cliffford: Correctamundo.

Rocco: ...

Cliffford: Cryptos don't mine themselves, you see.

Rocco: :whuh:

We leave Rocco to mine crypto and worry about where his life choices got him. Several assassins are currently weighing their options, though for now they're in the dark about the whole crypto scheme due to Fixer struggling to contact them properly. Who shall we follow next?

1) Dwayne, the only survivor of the cave-in, waking up in the sewer people's lair.

2) A respawned Johnny Gat, happily taking on the new challenge.

3) Jason and Lucia making a quiet exit from Port Tudor.

4) Avon in the dungeons, where more of Cliffford's hired allies introduce themselves.

5) The happenings at Niko's Northwood penthouse.

Edited January 12, 2023 by Carbonox

January 12, 2023

5)

As the Weazel News segment came to a close, the room fell into a tense silence. Suddenly, Lester's, Mike's and Dan's phones simultaneously beeped alive, their notification sounds echoing throughout Niko's Northwood Penthouse. All 3 men checked their phones and their expressions turned to surprise as they read the message.

Niko, who was sat on the couch, noticed the sudden change in their demeanor. "What happened?"

Without saying a word, Lester handed his phone over to Niko, who scanned the screen with a growing sense of unease. The message was a contract posting over official IAA channels, offering a staggering $40 million, valued in a new cryptocurrency: "RocCoin".

Packie, who was sitting next to Niko, snatched the phone from his hands and his eyes went wide. "Holy sh*t, someone one-upped Rocco's bounty and put it on Niko for $40 mil."

The room erupted in panic as Packie, Fortuna, Yeager, Gordon, Playboy X, Arcade, Lester, Mike and Dan all started talking over each other, their collective voices filled with shock and concern.

Niko sat in silence, his mind racing with possibilities. Now he knew what Rocco must've been feeling, there would be no shortage of people coming after him-

Dakota stood up and slammed her hand down on the table, cutting through the panic with a loud thud.

"SHUT THE F*CK UP!"

The panicked room went silent as everyone turned to look at Dakota.

"We need to focus," Dakota said, her eyes scanning over the people in the room. "We stay on Rocco and rogue AI who gave the speech."

"Speaking of the AI, I think I might have an idea who that was.." Arcade announced suddenly, pushing herself up from off the couch and looked at Lester "6 years back, in San Andreas, I worked with Lester and the IAA in a classified operation to "neutralize" Avon Hertz, and dispose of his A.I - Cliffford."

Dakota nodded, remembering when Arcade told her the story years back.

"That's who this A.I is, it's Cliffford, back from the ...cyber-afterlife."

Lester raised an eyebrow. "And if Cliffford's back; Avon's back."

Arcade nodded, "Most likely."

Gordon then spoke up, "So where does this leave Rocco? Are they working together?"

Arcade and Dakota shrugged.

"And what about Niko?" Playboy X inquired.

"I've known Niko for over a decade now," Dakota said as she leaned in on the table and locked eyes with Serbian. "We've had our differences, especially in my ETTVSO days, but he's always been straight with me and through that, I've grown to love him. I'd never betray him and I know none of you guys would either."

The group nodded in agreement while Playboy X sneered.

What Next?

1) We stick with Niko, Dakota, Arcade, Fortuna, Yeager, Gordon, Packie, Mike, Lester, Dan and Playboy X at the Northwood Penthouse, when suddenly various hitmen show up at the Penthouse's ground floor.

2) We cut toLancet Hospital Center where Johnny Gat, Philip Oscarfield II and Adam Burns respawn simultaneously with the notification of Niko's bounty popping up on their phones collectively.

3) We cut to Avon in the Bleeter HQ Dungeon as more of Cliffford's allies make themselves known

4) We cut to Hercule Ochoa, somewhere in Middle Park West, whatever he's doing.

5) We cut to Vincenzo Cilli waking up at the Pelosi Mansion in Westdyke.

Edited January 12, 2023 by Fallcreek

January 12, 2023

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The group sat in silence as they pondered over Arcade's story about her operation with Lester to destroy Clifford years ago

Niko: That's interesting. So you're saying the mission was a success, but Clifford has somehow returned from the dead?

Arcade (sighs): Yeah, somehow...

Lester (agitated): Clifford was annoying back then, but now he's gone full crazy! I don't know how, but I'm not dumb I'm telling you! I need some more time but I'll figure out how this happened and put an end to Clifford again!

Packie (sighs): Man I don't know sh*t about how AI work, but if Clifford's still around it means you guys didn't really do your job properly...

Lester and Arcade glare at him. "Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about" they both say together.

Yeager: It's the bounty on Niko we should be focusing on first, guys. Clifford can be dealt with later, but if Niko dies we'll be losing a very talented guy who's vital for protecting the group

Dakota: That's right

Niko: Thanks, I'm f*cking touched

Packie: You'll be touched alright if those hitmen chasing the bounty get near you

Niko: I got some moves, I'm hard to kill

"This is John from Weazel News reporting from Actor" a reporter on the TV announced, catching everyone's attention. "We're getting some reports of a big explosion in a nearby block. Some people say that the old underground tunnels have caved in, pipes have burst and there's a whole mess of wreckage everywhere" John paused and looked behind over his shoulder. "Uh yeah, we'll be updating further soon" the TV went black again

Packie shakes his head. "Now what the hell is going on there? Things are getting crazier by the minute!"

Playboy: No sh*t

A sudden screech of tires outside makes everyone jump to their feet. Playboy pulls his gun out and peers outside the window slowly

Playboy: f*ck these guys look like hitmen out for Niko's bounty!

Dakota (shouting): Everyone get in cover, get their guns out and get ready!

A burst of gunfire is heard from below. The window Playboy just looked out of shatters. Playboy immediately ducks and gets behind a couch with Niko. There's a commotion as everyone scrambles to get into a good position. Lester stays behind, he knows he's no good at shooting.

Niko starts firing at the hitmen along with Playboy, Packie, Gordon, Dakota, Yeager and Arcade. Niko manages to kill some of them fairly quickly.

Niko (shouting): Take that, f*ckers!

Packie (shouting): You'll never get Niko, idiots!

More hitmen fall dead as the fight continues fiercely. Niko sees some more cars coming out of the corner of his eye

Niko: More coming, guys!

Packie (shouting): RPG, NIKO! WATCH OUT!

Niko turns just in time to see an rpg zooming toward him. He rolls out, but it's too late........BOOOOOM! The RPG explodes in a bright flash of light and Niko is falling through the floor.....

Niko coughs and looks around, his vision blurry and the explosion ringing in his ears. He looks up to see a big hole in the ceiling. He looks to his right and sees Playboy X getting up and wiping his face

Niko(struggling to focus): P-Playboy? You alright? Where are the others?

Playboy walks over to him. "Sorry money, I gotta do this. You been a good friend but that bounty money is too high to pass up....and if I join Clifford, I can become even more rich and famous"

Niko tries to sit up, confused. His winces in pain as he moves his right arm....it feels broken. "What the f*ck are you talking about, Playboy?"

Playboy chuckles. "Just that I'm joining big bad guy Clifford. I'm kind of tired of this lame group anyway. I'm going to take you somewhere and kill you so Clifford can see for himself that I killed you, not someone else"

Niko looks up, his vision still blurred, his ears still ringing. The RPG must have exploded closer to him than Playboy. "Don't be stupid, Playboy. Clifford can't be trusted...he'll kill you too"

Playboy laughs again, his voice sounding far away. "Stupid? This gonna be the best decision of my life"

Playboy then slams his SMG hard on Niko's head and Niko's vision goes black.

What next?

1. We follow Playboy taking Niko to Clifford

2. We cut to Packie and the others who were thrown to the other side by the explosion

3. We cut to Trevor, Agent 14, Dwayne coming out from under the exploded tunnel's debris in Actor

4. We cut to Rocco trying to rescue Avon

5. We cut to Marcus and Wrench coming to Liberty City

January 12, 2023

1 minute ago, The Artist said:

1. We follow Playboy taking Niko to Clifford

Playboy drives a Sentinel down the street like a lunatic, while his inner voice is going haywire.

Playboy: Sh*t, man, I get it, it's cold. And Packie and Dwayne and all them boys are gonna be mad as hell. But f*ck, you telling me you won't even consider it when someone offers 40 mil your way? Even if the value plummets the next day 'cause it's f*cking crypto? Goddamn, I - I - that Niko f*cker even took MY penthouse, when I'm right here! Sure Castle Gardens is probably nicer, but - my old place, man, it's got all that emotional value going for it and sh*t. My yellow Patriot and sh*t... not like I don't own many garages worth of luxury cars at this point, but the collection ain't complete yet, so F*CK IT! I'm doing it and no one ain't stopping me!

Playboy checks out the map of Liberty City on his phone for good secluded locations to do the deed. While he's busy with that, we check the Bleeter Building.

Avon is shivering in a cell that's no doubt being deliberately kept cold to break his spirit and make him put on a maid uniform to see the light of day again. While cooking up several fantastical revenge schemes that ultimately fall apart due to his past over-reliance on Cliffford to do everything, someone knocks on the cell door to get his attention.

Avon: Just so you know, maggots, I refuse to eat any more cold potatoes.

Unknown: But it's how Latvian peasants and such lived for hundreds of years. They probably had even less freedom too.

Avon: That's not the point! I'm a motherf*cking entrepeneur who has worked much harder than that! ...Hey, who the f*ck even are you?

Martinez: Sergeant Jerry Martinez of Vice City's Fort Baxter Air Base, motherf*cker.

Avon: The hell is the military doing on Cliffford's payroll?

Martinez: Well, there's the whole dishonorably discharged bit...

Avon: Loser!

Martinez: I'm not sure if it was because I ran a criminal gang on the side and tried to have Victor Vance killed in an unauthorized helicopter strike, or because I had animal porn in my barracks.

Avon: I repeat: Loser!

Martinez: I don't think your insults are doing you any good behind those bars.

Clarence: No, they ain't!

Avon: Who's Cliffford hired now?

Clarence: Just me, a young punk that Niko Bellic thought he could humiliate by sparing.

More characters emerge from the sides, as if they were waiting there the whole time to make their grand entrance.

Mohammed: And me! Time for Roman to get f*cked with those free cab rides!

Dardan: Roman owes me so much interest that it's not even funny. Maybe Niko's bounty will just barely make up for it.

Bucky Sligo: Aiden O'Malley and I also got unfinished biz.

Avon: Aiden who? Where is he?

Bucky: Oh crap, think he's passed out somewhere again. He's been overwhelmed with emotion since he respawned into freedom - uhh, 14 years ago.

Martinez: That ain't a good start. As your field commander, I'm supposed to keep you in check.

Avon: I can already tell you're going in the f*ckin' ground!

Mohammed: Don't let first impressions fool you, you dog f*cker.

Avon: Cliffford thinks he's got it all figured out, but just like Ochoa, he's locking people in dungeons and hiring a ragtag bunch only united by their desire for revenge. It's gonna f*ck him over in the long haul.

Martinez: Enjoy that delusion while you munch on the next potato. Now come on, boys, let's go set up a surveillance network.

We leave Avon into the darkness and check up on Pathos, who has lost the Lost (hehe) and is wandering around the strangely empty streets, worried to death about the takeover, but also fully aware of the new bounty. He stares at a window display, from which his reflection stares back.

Pathos: H-hello...? I think I need advice again.

Mirror Pathos: F*cking hell, Peter, you can't just keep coming back to me anytime you feel confused!

Pathos: But it's serious business! Rocco's basically missing at this stage, and Niko - I know where he goes and all that sh*t. It would be a ton of money, it'd just cost me - all my friendships for starters.

Mirror Pathos: Don't do it, Peter. Niko is your friend, and he wouldn't sell you out if the roles were reversed.

Pathos: Would he now? Actually, don't answer that. He can be my friend all he likes, but I - I - still feel traumatized. Like, I used to have everything, and he took it away from me. He even caused me to get locked up in an IAA torture dungeon! When has he been f*cked like that, huh? Not ever!

Mirror Pathos: You were antagonizing him, Peter... Don't repeat the mistakes of your past or I will haunt you.

Pathos: THE NAME'S NOT PETER! IT'S PATHOS! And Pathos gotta do what Pathos gotta do!

He storms off, dead set on doing the job. Who do we follow next?

1) Playboy X, who's found the perfect spot for killing Niko.

2) Huang Lee, destroying security cameras around Bohan, unaware that he's creating numerous blind spots for Cliffford.

3) Packie and the others, still fighting off the hitmen when they realize Niko and Playboy are unaccounted for.

4) Bernie and Bryce, who have been captured and taken to the dungeons.

5) Johnny Gat, Philip Oscarfield II and Adam Burns respawning simultaneously and taking on the new bounty.

(Note: was already writing this when the notification popped up, luckily didn't end up needing to change much since we had the same idea regarding PBX, hehe)

January 12, 2023

1) Playboy X, who's found the perfect spot for killing Niko.

Playboy's luck was at an all-time high, he somehow got away with our Protagonist and had 40 mil on the brain, and the place he found to do the deed was the old hospital on Colony Island, which had been turned into a bad guy base and back into the old hospital multiple times over the years, I guess the city planning council can't make there damn mind up

(Playboy) That money is all mine money

(Niko) Playboy, don't do thi.....

Bang!!!!, without wasting anytime Playboy bust a cap in Niko's head killing him

(Playboy) Hello payday

Playboy picks up Niko's now lifeless body and drags him to the car they came in and dumps him in the trunk and closes it

(Playboy) Now to get the f*ck out of her....

Just then a ninja star flys out of nowhere and hits PBX directly in the eye killing him as well, the culprit makes his intentions known

(Gerry) Ha!, sorry, but that payday is mine, Sorry Niko

(Derrick) Cmon hurry up, before someone caps us and takes his body like some f*cked up game of hot potato

He drags Niko's corpse to the van Derrick was parked in and dumps it in the back

(Gerry) Go go go

They drive off and what happens next???

1) They're T-boned by T-bone, the old hippy hacker from Watch Dogs

2) Pathos drives them off the road

3) The Irishman feel betrayed by Derrick and attempt to take the money for themselves

Or

4) We cut to Niko's penthouse where everything is happening

5) We cut to Alessa attempting to contact Dekota

Who want to play hot potato with Niko's dead body

Edited January 12, 2023 by Corndawg93

January 13, 2023

4)

Packie wiped some dust off his face and sat up. There's bricks and cement dust everywhere. The RPG blew chunks out of the building, Packie thinks as he looks at the big hole where the side windows were once. He hears some yelling and looks around to see Yeager, Dakota, Gordon, Fortuna and Arcade getting to their feet. Lester is nowhere to be seen...

Dakota (shouting): Everyone Ok? Answer me guys!

Yeager (shouting): I'm fine!

Aracde (shouting): Where's Lester?? I don't see him!

Packie: Where's Niko and Playboy?

Just then a burst of gunfire interrupts them. The henchmen are still around. Packie grabs his assault rifle which is luckily still beside him and thanking his stars that nothing is broken, starts firing back at them. Arcade yells in fury " Die, die!" as she takes out a couple henchmen with headshots, angry over Lester not being found yet.

The fight continues for a couple more minutes, the number of henchmen is reducing fast but there's no losses in the group yet. Packie sees one guy sneak up to Yeager behind some rubble...

Packie(shouting): WATCH OUT, Yeager! BEHIND YOU!

Yeager turns toward him and sees the hitman sneaking up, Packie tries to kill the guy but he's unable to get a clear shot.....Packie watches in shock as the hitman unloads a hail of bullets straight into Yeager's chest. Yeager screams in pain and falls into the pile of rubble.

"NOOOOO!" Dakota shouts as she kills the hitman with a headshot. She rushes to check on Yeager. Packie takes out the last two remaining hitmen and then is about to go check on Yeager when someone pulls on his arm. It's Gordon.

Gordon (slowly): Packie, I think Lester is ......dead

Packie (in shock): What the f*ck? Where's he?

Gordon points to a section of the rubble behind them. Packie looks to where he's pointing.....sticking out from the rubble is a face with glasses...... Lester.....and he looks very much dead.

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Gerry: Drive faster man! We need to get to a screen so Clifford can see us before someone else comes to take Niko from us!

Derrick: I'm going as fast as I can, this sh*tty van isn't exactly a super car

Gerry: f*ck, we should've taken some other car

Derrick: How the f*ck should we have known we would find Niko here today? The previous writer brought us here with no explanation

Gerry: This whole thing is weird

Derrick: Yeah Niko was kind of a good guy. Can't believe you killed him

Derrick drove along the roads, avoiding crashed cars and some random homeless people walking around drunk. He's feeling happy. They would get the bounty money and then...share it. Hmmm, sharing with Gerry didn't sound nice...but he was his brother after all.....maybe he could leaver Gerry behind somewhere and take the prize for himself.....but how would he get rid of Gerry? He couldn't kill Gerry, he couldn't do that to his brother after all....

Gerry (looking at Derrick): What you thinking there brother?

Derrick: What? Nothing, just wondering where Packie is

Gerry (laughs): f*ck him. He loved Niko more than us, the bastard. Probably dead or laying drunk somewhere

Derrick: C'mon he's our brother, don't talk like that...

Gerry: He's an asshole, blood relations don't mean sh*t if the guy in question is an asshole

Just then Derrick sees a black sedan coming straight at them. He swings the van to the right but the sedan turns and hits them on the side, as if on purpose. "f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!" both Derrick and Gerry yell as the van spins out and crashes into a parked Taxi. Derrick's face hits the dashboard hard and his nose starts bleeding.

Gerry (gasping): What the f*ck happened? You can't drive for sh*t!

Derrick (holding his bleeding nose): SOME ASSHOLE CRASHED INTO US! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

There's a sudden tap at Gerry's window and the both look outside to see a bald man in a dark suit pointing a gun straight at them. "Come out of the van slowly" the bald man says in a monotone bland voice.

Derrick: Oh man, we're so f*cked....

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Somewhere in San Fransico, Marcus Holloway sits at his computer, looking at the strange activity on the Liberty City Bleeter and banking servers

"I'm telling you bro, it is something unusual" Marcus says to Wrench, a good hacker friend of his. "The activity level is weird, it's like someone has hacked into the servers there"

Wrech: I still don't think we should be worried yet, man. Let's just observe for a couple more hours

Marcus: A couple more hours? We been watching this sh*t for hours already. Sitara and the others might be in danger there. I say we need to move fast. I think we can write a program to block whoever is hacking the servers in Liberty CIty

Wrench (sighs): Ok, no point in arguing with you I guess. So after we make this program, we going to Liberty?

Marcus pulls himself closer to his PC. "Yep, we better start working on this fast. Whatever that hack is, it's pretty powerful"

What next?

1. We follow Marcus and Wrench as they make a program and go to Liberty City to stop Clifford

2. We cut to Agent 47, Derrick, Gerry and dead Niko in the van

3. We cut to Packie and Co mourning Lester and Yeager's death and realizing Niko and Playboy are gone

4. We cut to Huang Lee destroying cameras when he runs into Martinez and crew

5. We cut to Rocco saving Avon and escaping the place

Edited January 13, 2023 by The Artist

January 13, 2023

Man the bridge dropping factory is working over time in this story lol

Edited January 13, 2023 by Corndawg93

January 15, 2023

2. We cut to Agent 47, Derrick, Gerry and dead Niko in the van

All 4 of them arrive at the Bleeder building and head up but not before Agent 47 kills Derrick, he goes to shoot Gerry as well but Gerry slaps the gun out of 47s hands and pushes him over, Gerry then runs off before he can get capped and runs into the D'Family

(D'elroy) Whats the matter Gerry

(Gerry) Wouldn't you like to know, shove off, but if you want to test your luck, there is a 40 million dollar bounty on Niko and some jackass has him

(D'arcy) Oh really, well cmon Brother, Cousin, lets go get that bounty, I'm sure the super nice computer man will pay up "giggles"

Gerry keeps running and the D'Family head down to the Bleeder Building, they eventually make it to where Derrick's dead body is and enter lobby and see a man with a barcode on the back of his head heading into an elevator with Niko's dead body

(D'arcy) RUN!!!!

They run hurryingly to the elevator and get there before the door closes

(D'anny) Sorry sir, this isnt personal

(D'arcy) Yes it is "giggles"

The door closes and inside as all 4 head up to the top floor where Rocco and Cliffford are waiting, they get into a fight with Agent 47, all 3 get the upper hand and knock him out

(D'arcy) Oh sorry

(D'elroy) No you're not

(Darcy) Yeah you're right "giggles", now lets do this before the dumbass writing this chapter writes some nonsense about an idiot in a Golden Ironman suit

What happens next???

1) They successfully collect on the bounty

2) GoldMan, pissed off his chapter got deleted, blows up the building and nukes Liberty, but IronManny saves the day

3) The other writers beat me up for wasting their time

4) Cliffford throws them in the dungeon

Or

5) We follow Niko in the dead person waiting room talking to Yeager and Lester when Derrick comes along

Edited January 16, 2023 by Corndawg93
Previous story I wrote was crap

January 16, 2023

On 1/15/2023 at 5:03 AM, Corndawg93 said:

1) They successfully collect on the bounty

D'arcy: OHMYGODWE'RERIIIIIIIIICH!!! *giggles*

D'arcy's yell of victory is so loud that the entire glass-and-steel exterior of the Bleeter building ridiculously shatters apart into a zillion particles. Alberto (that monocle\glass-eye guy who hangs out with the D'Family) is KOed, D'anny's ears start bleeding (but somehow lives) and D'elroy... :sly:

D'elroy suddenly decides to get greedy. He takes the money all for himself and runs away. :kekw: D'arcy and D'anny chase after him, with the latter dragging along the KOed Alberto.

(Pelosi Warehouse, Port Tudor)

Jason and Lucia slowly struggle along the dark hallways and corridors of the warehouse, seeking refuge in dark corners and areas whenever they hear the wind of a red leather jacket whizzing around stealthily.

Jason eventually sees a box on a wall in the distance that's emitting a strange orange aura around it. Jason dashes for the medi-kit to further heal Lucia but as soon as his hand lands on the thing - A gold-plated Desert Eagle's safety switch goes click at the back of his head.

"You think nothing can get to you? You're lying to yourself..."

With a fearful gulp and a deep breath, Jason holds his hands up into the air as he replies to Mona in his classic, southern accent.

"Your safety's off, dame. You might hurt someone with that gun of yours."

"Huh, many men have failed before you." - Mona hits back

Mona's training and experience may rival that of a military soldier, but she never had a run-in with a crazy-assed local Florida man that is Jason.

:jkek: ...

Jason reaches into the rear-right pocket of his shorts and throws a huge Brick right onto Mona's feet. :kekw: He fetches the kit off the wall and tosses it straight onto Lucia's head.

With a big orange flash of light and a cheesy, 2008-ish "PLOMP!" 2D sound-effect emitting from the kit's collision impact against Lucia's head - Lucia is now as fit as she was when she was first introduced into the chain story.

...

WHAT NOW?

1. Mona takes Jason hostage and forces Lucia to give her the duffel bags of money

2. Jason hits Mona with another Brick and runs off with Lucia

3. Lucia dual-wields two Desert Eagles she hid among the money and an epic gunfight between an Italian-American lady assassin and a Latina carjacker is sparked

4. Mona shoots Lucia again

OR

5. Dynamic Option - Next writer defines it

...

Eh, I would write slightly more and a little better than this, but I'm in a rush at the moment. I'll play more later if I get the time.

Edited January 19, 2023 by H-G

January 17, 2023

5. Dynamic Option - Next writer defines it

We cut back to the Bleeder Building where after D'arcy's earth shaddering scream also did a hole bunch of damage to a lot of other things as well, The scream heard around the city messed up Rocco's hearing causing his to not being able to hear the letter A, R, O or P, it broke Cliffford speech pattens causing it to say Man at the end of every sentence, the bad guys below, all lost there sence of direction including Avon, the cells in the dungeon doors broke off and Niko's body came alive for a brief second and died all over again

Anyway we leave the Bleeder building which may or may not be destroyed cause H-G didn't exactly state what "shatters apart into a zillion particles" means, anyway we follow someone else

Who do we follow!?!?!?!
1) Packie, who left the wrecked penthouse to blow off some steam
2) Dwayne, making his way out of the Tunnels alone, the other arent as lucky
3) The Purgortory Chain Story waiting room, where Yeager, Lester, Derrick and Niko were playing Uno, when Niko glitches in and out of existence
4) Lucia and Mona, having the fight of the century
5) The D'Family continuing to fight over the 40 million in RocCoin

Edited January 17, 2023 by Corndawg93

January 17, 2023

1)

Packie has been running around for hours calling out for Niko and Playboy. He's checked a dozen times under the rubble of the wrecked penthouse along with Dakota, Gordon, Fortuna and Arcade, but there's no sign of them...

Dakota: Leave it Packie they're not here...

Packie: But where the hell did they go? Niko wouldn't just abandon us in the middle of a fight like that...

Gordon: It's a damn mystery alright

Fortuna: Maybe they just went decided to join Clifford...

Packie and Dakota (angrily together): Shut up, Fortuna. Niko would never do that..

Fortuna: People change all the time guys..

Gordon: sh*t's crazy, man, first Yeager's death and now this...

They were still trying to get over the shock of Yeager's death. Yeager had survived so many close calls only to get killed by some random hitman goon...Packie is still feeling a little guilty about not being able to warn Yeager in time. Meanwhile Arcade is sitting some ways away, still sad over Lester's death. Packie sits down on a block of stone and starts thinking over possibilities about Niko and Playboy...

Packie: I think something else happened...

Dakota: What?

Packie: I think Playboy might've taken Niko to get the bounty money for himself, I remember seeing a greedy look in his eye when we found out about Niko's bounty...

Gordon: That's quite far-fetched man, I don't think Playboy could overpower Niko like that...

Fortuna: Exactly, that's a wild theory, Packie..

Packie: It's possible that Niko was knocked out by the explosion and Playboy saw the chance and took it. Think about it, Playboy was always a guy trying to get more famous, always trying to get with people of high status. He saw the chance here to get with Clifford and took it, that's the only possible angle. Only other option is Niko agreeing to join Clifford with him and leaving us, which seems pretty unlikely to me. Niko was always loyal to his friends, that's the one great trait of his...

Dakota (scratching her head): Hmmm now that you put it this way.....it might have happened like that. And I agree on Niko's loyalty to his friends

Gordon: Damn then we need to look for Playboy before he kills Niko!

Fortuna: I still think it's a wild theory, but if you guys are going with it I'm alright with it

Packie (standing up): Then we need to get to the Bleeter Building quick, that's where Lester said the transmissions were coming from

Gordon: Fuk man, can't believe we lost Lester, he was a genius with all this computer AI sh*t...

They all turn to Arcade. "You need to come with us" says Dakota to her. Arcade gets up and nods slowly "Ok, but we need to find a cemetery and bury Lester and Yeager properly there".

Packie: Then we need to split up. Me, Gordon and Dakota will go look for Niko. Fortuna and Arcade will bury Lester and Yeager

Everyone agrees to this. Packie, Dakota and Gordon jack a Cavalcade from the street, get into it and start going to the Bleeter HQ. Arcade and Fortuna take Lester and Yeager's bodies, put them into a Slamvan nearby which had survived the shootout with the hitmen. They drive off in the other direction looking for a cemetery.

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Somewhere near Actor, Trevor grunts as he pushes some heavy stone piece blocking his way and climbs out of the rubble that was once the bootlegging tunnels. He pulls Dwayne out and Agent I4 follows behind slowly

Trevor (looking around): f*cking finally, I thought we were never getting out of there. I would've preferred to get out normally without a f*cking explosion almost killing us, but it's stupid to expect things to go properly these days I guess

Dwayne: You said it man. But what the hell was that explosion?

Agent 14: No idea

Dwayne: This whole tunnel thing was your stupid idea, Trevor..

Trevor: AGGGH! Well it was the only way of getting out of the Majestic, how was I to know we would end up getting into all this mess? Don't blame me for this sh*t

Agent 14: It's ok, Trevor. It's not your fault..

Dwyane: Yeah it's just our bad luck..

They walk a little further looking around at all the rubble of the exploded road. A bunch of cars were sunk inside. The street ahead is deserted with a few dead bodies laying around...

Trevor: Man am I glad none of these cars crushed us while falling into the tunnel

Dwayne: So what the f*ck caused that explosion anyway?

Agent 14: Dunno. Could have been a steam pipe problem, but I think this was an attack from above. Look at the black impact marks on the road

Trevor (looking at the charred marks on the road): f*ck, this means someone dropped bombs from above?

Dwayne: f*ck, someone was trying to kill us in there!

Agent 14: Exactly...

What next?

1. Trevor, Dwayne and Agent 14 run into Martinez and crew setting up surveillance for Clifford

2. We cut to Packie, Gordon and Dakota coming to the Bleeter HQ where they run into D'Family fighting over the bounty prize

3. We cut to Marcus and Wrench coming to Liberty City to kill Clifford

4. We cut to Avon escaping his cells and running into IronManny

5. We cut to Jason, Lucia and Mona

Edited January 17, 2023 by The Artist

January 17, 2023

[Redacted]

Edited January 17, 2023 by Corndawg93

January 17, 2023

25 minutes ago, Corndawg93 said:

I'm sorry, I need to say this, 1st up, your post doesnt even remotly follow what I said with Packie blowing off steam

what do you mean? I just continued the story from the penthouse assault

25 minutes ago, Corndawg93 said:

and secondly, The TUNNELS WERE TREVORS IDEA, NOT DWAYNE'S, again I'm sorry for complaining, but please do a little homework, research goes along way

yeah I didn't remember I changed it now thanks

January 17, 2023

Yeah I'm just complaining about nothing, all good

January 17, 2023

3. We cut to Marcus and Wrench coming to Liberty City to kill Clifford

Never been into characters from other games invading the chain story, hell that stupid zombie story that murdered the chain story and killed it for a year back in 2013 that had Kratos and Issac Clark and whoever else was a bit dumb, GTA 4 has enough characters to deal with let alone a bunch of dorks no one cares about..... I've gotten off track, anyway? Wrench and Marcus were on a super hi-tech fancy jet that the dickhead bad guy from Watch Dogs 2 owned what was his name?, Dušan Nemec I think, on the flight to Liberty, the 2 hackers were minding their own business when suddenly the jets engines fail, the reason for this comes over the plane's speaker

(Cliffford) Hello there, I have received word that you intend to kill me Man, I can't let this happen, goodbye, I like your mask by the way Man
(Wrench) What the f*ck is happening

The plane crashes in the Canadian wilderness, where they meet a female soccer team.... well let's just say cannibalism ensues, oops

We cut from there to follow Niko, Lester, Derrick and Yeager, sitting in the Purgatory waiting room watching a TV that shows different story arc's from the Chain Story, Niko picked the aforementioned Zombie story to watch

(Niko) Wow, this is woeful storytelling
(Derrick) Telling me, it's crap, who thought the zombies were a good idea
(Yeager) Can we watch something else, show me the start of the Mori story
(Niko) Why?
(Yeager) Cause it's funny, Gay Tony was in a maid outfit
(Lester) No, play the original GTA 4 Chain Story Thread
(Niko) F*ck no, it's full of Ace Ray making us have gay sex, I don't want to relive that crap again
(Derrick) What's that, the GTA V chain story
(Niko) There were 2 of them, 1st one introduced Arcade and a bunch of other forgettable characters, and the 2nd one started by Army Raid Fail was also good, it's still active as it says here
(Lester) I need something fun to watch, show us the argument Corndawg93 and Fallcreek had
(Niko) No, I prefer the arguments Corndawg had with Fiscilletti
(Derrick) This dumbass keeps argueing with the other writers, what's his problem
(Corndawg93) Alright this meta dialogue has gone on long enough

The stupid writer then picks up the TV and throws it at Derrick killing him, sending him to a secondary purgatory

(Niko) What the f*ck just happened??!?!?!?!

We leave this incrediblly dumb situation and follow the funeral for Lester and Yeager being held by Arcade and Fortuna

(Priest) Here lies 2 people that will probably respawn in the next page, they wont be missed
(Fortuna) Oh, he's right you know
(Arcade) That they wont be missed?
(Fortuna) No, they're just gunna respawn, this is stupid

They kill the child molesting preist and walk off to meet the others, we leave them to follow Packie, Gordon and Dekota searching for the Bleeter building when they run into Gerry

(Packie) Gerry!!!
(Gordon) Thank god is it good to see you!!!
(Packie) Have you seen Niko?
(Gerry) He's dead
(Packie) What!?!?!?!, how
(Gerry) Playboy X, yeah saw him kill Niko and then me and Derrick killed Playboy
(Gordon) Well at least he got what was coming to him
(Packie) Shut up idiot, what happen next?
(Gerry) Me and Derrick then tried to collect on Niko's bounty, we were then shut down by a guy with a barcode on the back of his head and we were forced to go with him to Bleeter headquarters and when we got there the bastard killed Derrick and I ran off, ran into D'arcy and them afterwards and told them to collect on the bounty if they were lucky
(Packie) That is such a fascinating turn of events

What happens next???
1) The D'Family show up still argueing over the bounty money
2) Fortuna and Arcade show up
3) A portal opens up and teleports them to the Airport were Alessa is waiting
4) Bad guy from a previous story shows up and torments them for no reason

Or

5) We cut to Dan and Mike, moving there fancy spy equipment to Niko's aparment in Bohan

I've never laughed more harder while writing a chapter, I'm so dumb

Edited January 17, 2023 by Corndawg93

January 18, 2023

On 1/17/2023 at 7:13 PM, Corndawg93 said:

5) We cut to Dan and Mike, moving there fancy spy equipment to Niko's aparment in Bohan

Dan and Mike fetch a free black Rumpo off the street and load up their equipment into the back. Then they drive out to Bohan, carefully navigating through the derelict and abandoned streets of the city.

When Dan and Mike reach the apartment, they discover that it's front door is locked, so Mike decides to break into the apartment through the fire escape around the back of the building and unlocks the door from the inside to let Dan in - But when they both enter the kitchen, they run into someone...

...

Bullets whizz past Jason as he runs around for cover in panic. Rough-sounding feminine voices shouting various curses in Spanish and English echo throughout the reverb-sensitive halls.

Lucia is gunning for Mona real hard with an AK-69 (<- yes, that's intentional :kekw: ) she just got her hands on, openly walking around the maze of crates and containers while toting the rifle with one hand and constantly cursing at Mona in her native Spanish language.

Mona, on the other hand, cartwheels from cover to cover and tries to shoot back at Lucia at every earliest available chance - But Lucia's hysterical strong offense makes up for her lack of defense too.

Still, Mona has a bit of an edge over Lucia - Thanks to the former's... "run-ins" with a certain washed-up, painkiller-addicted detective way back in 2003 (holy sh*t - 20 years ago!), Mona's reflexes are so fast that she can basically slow down time and dodge oncoming bullets by jumping aside into the air while also shooting back in slow-motion. Quite a weird ability she kinda "inherited" somehow from that one cop...

Mona does one her "shoot-dodges" here too, Lucia is briefly WTF'd and is forced into cover as a sort of reminder that she can get whacked too. Mona also picks up some Grenades off one of the dead Pelosi crooks and throws them at Lucia, who dodges them all and retreats into a dark corner to plan another strategy.

...

The Bleeter building has basically gone naked now after D'arcy's victorious yell broke all of the glass and steel works on the outer walls of the skyscraper. Inside, we see the head of security resigning, Rocco mining crypto with a big sense of utter cringe :cringekek: , and let's not forget a man sitting on a toilet while reading newspaper.

...

What's next?

1. One of Avon's dumbass mercs accidentally drops a medi-kit onto Niko's corpse and he comes back to life

2. Rocco has a heart attack from crypto mining

3. The D'Family are fighting over the bounty money when suddenly the RocCoin currency crashes down real hard

4. Pathos sneaks into the building disguised as a security guard and tries to steal Niko's corpse before it gets sliced up in Clifford's dungeons

5. Alessa looking for Dakota in Algonquin while driving around on a lawnmower (because it lacks any kind of tech at all and thus Clifford can't infect it)

Feeling kinda weak on writing at the moment, but y'all are gonna see it later...

Edited January 19, 2023 by H-G

January 19, 2023

1. One of Avon's dumbass mercs accidentally drops a medi-kit onto Niko's corpse and he comes back to life

Niko then re-dies because it's not a new page

We cut to Alessa who driving the black van she was kidnapped in, driving back to Algonquin with Cam in the back, blown off dick and all

(Cam) So.... where'd you learn to fight like you did?
(Alessa) Dekota, she made it her business for me to know how to fight back, taught me GunFu and a bunch of other fighting techniques
(Cam) Everett didn't see it coming, poor guy
(Alessa) POOR GUY?!?!?!, That bastard made my childhood hell, f*ck him
(Cam) Well I'm sorry but the EDEN inside you is valuable, hell that's why I kidnapped you ages ago
(Alessa) And that my creepy friend, is why I shot you in the dick, when I get you back to Dekota and Niko, they are gunna massacre you
(Cam) How are you driving right now, aren't you 12
(Alessa) I'm 17 jackass, and I learnt to drive stick
(Cam) 17?
(Alessa) Yep, that's how ageing work dummy
(Cam) No, I mean the file we had on you said you were younger, well that's what the boss said
(Alessa) Who is your boss?
(Cam) A crazy chick named Cipher (WHOA PLOT TWIST!!!!!!!)
(Alessa) Oh really?, Niko told me about her
(Cam) You know her?
(Alessa) Vaguely, just remember Niko told me, but I was so young I cant remember any of it, just the name

They pass the destroyed gas station and head onto the Algonquin bridge and we follow some else

Who do we follow!?!?!?!?!?!
1) Roman and his family discussing politics for some reason
2) Mike and Dan discovering the person in the Kitchen
3) Packie, Gerry, Gordon and Dekota when they run into the D'Family
4) Derrick in the secondary purgatory waiting area
5) Arcade and Fortuna getting sidetracked, they were T-boned by Ochoa and now they are running after him

Edited January 19, 2023 by Corndawg93

January 21, 2023

On 1/19/2023 at 6:22 AM, Corndawg93 said:

2) Mike and Dan discovering the person in the Kitchen

Dan and Mike are alerted by the noise that suddenly came from the kitchen. The two draw their service Berettas and jump into the room to find...

...

Nothing. Just another short moment of plain spooky silence on this particular evening.

But as soon as they turn around, they come face-to-face with Agent Mila Tadic (holy sh*t) and all three freak out. Mila quickly disarms Dan, fetches him into a headlock and throws a Brick at Mike's head to stun him.

Mila then holds a sharp Glass Shard over Dan's crotch, threatening to castrate him if Mike tries to pull any "smooth moves".

(Port Tudor)

Lucia and Jason regroup in a shadowy area behind some boxes. They devise an extremely over-complicated plan to get out of this damn joint they've been stuck in for so long.

About 2 minutes later, Jason runs out from behind the boxes carrying his and Lucia's money. He sprints right past Mona and seems to darting straight for the exit, and of course Mona gives chase.

During a weirdly long chase where Jason and Mona traverse through hallways, corridors, rooms, catwalks etc., Lucia climbs onto a stack of boxes and brandishes an RPG-7 - Even Mona briefly stops to look at it (probably because both MP1 and MP2 had quite a boring range of weapons).

"Oye puta! Take in THIS!"

Lucia fires a rocket but Mona slows down time and detonates it mid-air by just shooting at it (using the latest build of RAGE engine here, so physics are totally epic). Both girls get blown back by the blast and fall over backwards - Mona simply hits the floor with minimal damage while Lucia falls off the boxes.

As Mona recovers from her fall, Jason throws a Soda Can onto the back of her head to get her to pursue him again - Jason continues to give chase while comically mocking Mona's running animations and carrying one of the duffel bags like a ladies' handbag.

1. Mona shoots Jason in the butt for mocking the way girls walk and then Lucia challenges Mona to a fist fight for no reason

2. Lucia fires another rocket - and this time it hits right... Mona is gibbed apart like it was Manhunt 3

3. Bleeter HQ where Rocco has a heart attack and uses it as an excuse to escape Clifford

4. Alessa regroups with Fortuna and Arcade at the church in Suffolk - She's hesitant at first but remembers Arcade from the alley near the Majestic

5. The situation with Agents Dan, Mila and Mike - What they don't know is that they're on the same boat...

Edited January 22, 2023 by H-G

January 21, 2023

Nothing to see here

Edited January 22, 2023 by Corndawg93

January 22, 2023

18 hours ago, Corndawg93 said:

Option 4 doesn't make sence, Dekota is with Packie, Gerry and Gordon and Arcade is with Fortuna no where near them

OK, fixed it. Continue on.

Edited January 22, 2023 by H-G

January 22, 2023

4. Alessa regroups with Fortuna and Arcade at the church in Suffolk - She's hesitant at first but remembers Arcade from the alley near the Majestic

Alessa, having come off the bridge and heading up towards Suffolk because Cam said something that made her want to go that way, came around the corner and down the street next to the church but because the leftover cars left in the wake of Cliffford little takeover of the city, she was forced to stop

(Alessa) Damn

(Cam) No, were to go now, bummer

(Alessa) Shut up....that woman look familiar?

Stuck in the Van Alessa sees Fortuna and Arcade exiting the church for the makeshift funeral they just had for Lester and Yeager, Fortuna wasn't as familiar but Arcade was, as she recognised her from the Alleyway where Arcade beat up Brock and Issac, so she jumped out of the Van

(Alessa) Yo!, excuse me weren't you the chick who beat up those 2 men in the alley near the Majestic

(Arcade) Yes, Arcade is my name, who are you?

(Fortuna) Alessa!!!!, the legendary EDEN girl in the flesh, god damn you've grown up that's for sure

(Alessa) Fortuna right?

(Fortuna) Yeah

(Arcade) So you're the girl who got kidnapped, Dakota and Niko were worried sick about you, how are you even here

(Alessa) Dakota's teachings, I'd be dead if it wasn't for her, do you know where she is?

(Fortuna) She, Packie and Gordon we're going to the Bleeder building

(Cam) Uh, Hello, Is anyone out there

(Fortuna) Who the hell was that

(Alessa) Uh don't worry, just one of the bastards who kidnapped me

They walk over to the van and open the back, to reveal Cam, Fortuna, immediately recognises him

(Fortuna) Well there's a familiar face, what's this creepizoid doing alive

(Arcade) Who is this guy anyway?

(Alessa) Cam, would you like to tell that what happened?

(Cam) Well lets see, after I escaped the IAA Prison with the help of my fellow kidnappers, we devised a plan to kidnap Alessa

(Fortuna) Who's we?

(Cam) Me, Everett, Vaire, our Boss Cipher, an Australian guy she brainwashed named Baz, some jackass named Secret (WHOA PLOT TWIST.... for the 2 people that remember that character) and the Leader of a dumbass named group called the Null Group of 5, Chelsea I think her name was

(Fortuna) Surprised JuWanna Be White wasnt apart of that list, should keep tabs on those names, they could be trouble later on

(Arcade) Enough names, what happen next?

(Cam) Well when we kidnapped Alessa, we were suppose to take her to Vice City, but the stupid A.I person stopped that from happening and Everett got frustrated and tried to kill Alessa here

(Fortuna) Sh*t, are you ok

(Alessa) Cam what happened next?

(Cam) I have no clue, you did it all within a flash, she disarmed Everett and did some dope ninja leg sweep that put Ev on his ass, we were dumb founded, but then the little bitch shot me in the dick and Everett in the head

(Fortuna) Wow, sounds like we have a badass over here

(Arcade) How old are you, we could use a women like you in the agency

(Alessa) I'm 17, too young

(Arcade) You're never too young to be an agent, when we meet them, I'll tell Dan and Mike about you

(Alessa) I don't think Dekota will let that happen though

(Cam) Don't ignor me

(Fortuna) He's right, What were you gunna do with him?

(Alessa) Take him to Dekota, so she can go ape sh*t on his ass

(Arcade) Good idea

They then all get back in tbe van and head back the way the van originally came amd head towards the Bleeter Building

What happens next???

1) They come across Pathos

2) Hercule cuts them off

3) Cam tells a story of his sad childhood

Or

4) We follow Dan, Mike and Mila in a heated stand off

5) We follow Packie, Gordon, Dekota and Gerry as they make there way to the Bleeter Biulding, they run into the D'Family

Does anyone remember Secret, they were a character from the Hard Drive story

Edited January 22, 2023 by Corndawg93

January 22, 2023

5)

Packie is still angry at Gerry as the group makes its way to the upper floor through the staircases. How the f*ck could he have killed Niko like that? Niko had helped him out earlier after all....

Packie (glaring at Gerry): How could you do it to Niko, man, he helped you out some years ago...

Gerry (shrugs): Nothing personal. The bounty money was just too tempting and Niko was never a close buddy of mine, he just did some work for me and I paid him. It was a purely business relationship

Packie (still angry): It's still f*cked up, you knew he was a decent guy

Gerry: I never talked to him much. You loved him though, didn't you? I'm sorry if it broke your heart, lil Packie

Packie: Ughhh I wanna f*cking kill you, motherf*cker. You know nothing about loyalty and friendship. Niko was more like a brother than you ever were!

Gerry: Yeah yeah I know you hate me. And by the way, Derrick's dead too, the bald bastard got him. We should be grieving about him more...

Packie: sh*t, sh*t. sh*t! This just keeps getting worse and worse. Who's this bald guy?

Gerry: No idea. He came out of nowhere when me and Derrick were driving here, crashed into us and tried to kill us. I'm lucky to be still alive here

Packie: When I find this f*cker, he'll be sorry....where did he go?

Gerry: I saw him getting into the elevator last...

A commotion is heard up ahead suddenly, breaking the talk between Packie and Gerry. Dakota is instantly on alert and pulls out her UZI . Gordon, Packie and Gerry pull out their guns too and brace themselves. A guy comes running down the stairs, sweating and out of breath...

Dakota: Wow wow wow! Slow down right there, punk!

Packie: Who are you?

D'elroy (panting): My name is D'elroy, some guys are after me, let me goooooo pleaaasee!

Gordon: Why are they after you? Who are they?

D'elroy: Please guys, I'm begging you - Ohh sh*t!

D'elroy sees D'anny and D'arcy coming down the stairs. He tries to run, but D'anny grabs him and pins him down on the floor quickly. D'arcy kicks him a couple of times

D'anny: Thought you could escape with the prize, huh?

D'arcy: Can't believe you did that to us, D'elroy! I thought you were a nice guy!

D'elroy: It was just a joke guys, calm down hehehe...

Dakota: Okay, can you guys explain what's going on here?

Packie: What prize? Did he get the bounty on Niko?

D'anny: We did, but he was running away with it

D'anny forces D'elroy to stand up and slaps him a couple of times. D'arcy slaps him too. Soon D'elory's face is red from all the slapping. After a couple of minutes D'anny stops slapping him and takes his phone. He checks the prize money and his face twists in shock

Packie: What is it?

D'arcy: Yeah what?

D'anny: The prize money....it's in Crypto!

Packie: What?

Dakota: What the hell?

D'arcy: What the f*ck?

D'elroy: What the f*ck?

D'anny: It's written here in small text......"the bounty prize of $40 million for the killing of Niko Bellic will be awarded in RocCoin, a brand new cryto with lots of potential"

D'elroy: The bastard Clifford has cheated us, I can't believe this!

Gerry: Y'all didn't even kill Niko, so he cheated me actually

Packie: What the f*ck, so Niko got killed for a bunch of useless crypto sh*t?

Dakota takes the phone from D'anny and looks at the screen. "f*ck this is actually real? Niko got killed for a bunch of Cryto?

D'elroy: We can't let this slide, we gotta demand real money from Clifford

Gerry: What do you mean by 'we'? You didn't kill Niko, so the money actually belongs to me!

D'arcy (giggling): That doesn't matter, we took the body from the bald guy who nearly killed you. We showed Clifford the body, not you!

Gerry (angrily): I won't stand for this!

D'elroy: Chill out guys, maybe we can all share it

Packie: The money should go to Niko's cousin, Roman. It's the right way I think

Dakota: Packie's right, y'all. Niko was a good guy and his cousin would be destroyed by the news of his death. Giving him the bounty money might ease his pain...

Gordon: We don't even know if Clifford will give us the actual money, why the f*ck are we discussing this now?

D'anny: Ok guys, I'm fine with giving the money to his cousin

D'elroy: Yeah but we could keep something like 25% of that for ourselves

D'arcy: Yeah I like this idea..

Dakota: We'll discuss this later, let's go talk to Clifford first

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lucia gets up and picks up the RPG again, cursing Mona under her breath. Mona's shot at the rocket had blown them both backwards. Lucia had hit the floor hard and her back was now aching from the fall. She sees Mona running after Jason once again, with Jason laughing and saying something about Mona's running animation. Will Jason ever stop acting like a kid? she thinks as she climbs back up on the boxes and takes careful aim at the running Mona with the RPG. She has to kill Mona this time....

Lucia holds her breath and fires. Mona hears the 'shoooo' sound of the incoming projectile and turns around, but it's too late. BOOOM! The rocket hits Mona right in the chest and explodes loudly, spraying her body parts and blood everywhere around the warehouse. Jason stops running and looks around, shaken by the sudden explosion. A bloody hand lands on his face - Mona's hand...

Jason (removing the bloody hand from his face): Ughhh gross, what the hell?

Lucia (jogging up to him): You alright Jace?

Jason: You could have killed me with that babe!

Lucia: Impossible, you know my aim is pretty good...

Jason: Yeah yeah whatever. Still, be careful with RPGs, don't get too comfortable with them

Lucia: It was the only option to take out that bitch here, Jace. Aren't you grateful I saved your ass?

Jason: Saved me? I could have handled her, you know...but man, that was a brutal way to go out huh? Literally blown to bits

Lucia: She shouldn't have f*cked with us haha. Now let's get out of here before anyone else shows up...

They make their way out of the maze of halls filled with empty containers and other random boxes. After a few minutes they reach a metal door. Jason pulls out his Desert Eagle and says "I'll cover you just in case, get the door open". Lucia steps up to the door and tries to pick the lock. After some minutes she gives up and just shoots the lock. They push open the door slowly and step out of the warehouse. It's evening and the alleyway in front of them looks deserted save for a few dustbins and carboard boxes laying around.

Jason grips the duffel bag tightly as they walk out of the alleyway onto a main street. He can't afford to lose this money.....this main street is empty too. A couple of cars are parked near the sidewalk, illuminated by the street lights. An eerie quietness hangs in the air.

Lucia: Any idea where we are exactly?

Jason: I think this is Actor, supposed to be near Port Tudor

Lucia: Ok so what's our plan now? Where to go?

Jason: Let's think, we gotta be careful. Lots of crazes in this city, so I've heard...

Lucia: We should jack a car, we'd be safer in it...

Jason: Good thinking, babe

They walk a bit further to where the cars are parked. Jason is about to choose which one to take when three strangers walk into their street from the left cut up ahead. Jason immediately pulls out his trusty Eagle, Lucia notices the guys too and pulls out her heavy pistol. The three guys step into the street light and Jason gets a good look at them. One is a wild redneck-type of guy, the second guy looks normal and the third, a serious looking black guy. The redneck looking fellow pulls out a gun and aims at Jason, the other white guy aims at Lucia and the black guy looks confused...

Jason: Who are you guys? Lower your guns, we don't want any trouble..

Trevor: I'm Trevor, these two are Agent I4 and Dwayne. Who are you two? Where are you going?

Lucia: I'm Lucia and this is Jason, my boyfriend. We're just trying to get out of this mess...

Jason: Trevor? Are you the same Trevor from GTA 5?

Trevor: The very same! We been trying to make sense of this whole thing too!

Dwayne: Were you the guys who bombed the tunnels?

Jason: What? No, we just came out of the Tudor warehouse a while ago!

Agent 14: We were in the tunnels after having escaped from the Majestic hotel when everything exploded and nearly killed us

Lucia: f*ck, really? I thought we were having it bad here! What were you all escaping from?

Trevor: Some crazy AI called Clifford has taken over the city networks. It tried to kill us back in the hotel

Jason: What the f*ck?

Lucia: I can't believe this!

Agent 14: It's all real unfortunately....

Jason: So you guys got any plans for stopping this Clifford?

What next?

1. Trevor, Dwayne, Agent 14, Jason and Lucia team up and become friends. They plan their next move

2. We cut to Packie, Dakota and the others as they go to demand non-Crypto prize money from Clifford

3. We cut to Rocco rescuing Avon and escaping with him

4. We cut to Dan, Mike and Mila

5. We cut to Agent 47 waking up in the elevator

Edited January 22, 2023 by The Artist

January 22, 2023

Ah yeah, everyone knows the drill, follow my story as I was first

Edited January 22, 2023 by Corndawg93

January 22, 2023

6 hours ago, The Artist said:

4. We cut to Dan, Mike and Mila

"Stand back, or it's your friend's f*cking balls!"

Mila is literally insane at this point as she slowly and brutally drives a long glass shard taken from a broken bottle into the left side of Dan's back while holding him in a headlock. Dan screams like hell.

"You think you're kidding me? We're agents, you dumb bitch!" - Mike Toreno yells.

Mila: "Oh, some gay retards from the FIB, eh?!"

Mike: "Not the FIB! We're-" [gets cut off.]

Dan: "Just wait 'til I get my hands on you, I'll show you who's gay around here!"

Mike: [picks up his Beretta off the floor] "Alright, time to-"

Before Mike can make any move, Mila kicks the gun out of his hand while standing on one leg and sends a high-heeled kick onto Mike's chest - sending the old dude flying into an empty wall in the far background.

Mila: "Stay away or I'll make you eat your own f*cking shoes!"

Dan: "SH*T! How can you take me on?! You're one strong bitch!"

Mila: "Heh, I know - Niko loved it. That bastard..."

Dan and Mike: "Niko?"

Mike: "HEY! Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey! Enough now, OK? Enough! - Micheal Toreno, IAA! You're under arrest!" [holds up his IAA badge.]

Mila is WTF'd, she is annoyed by all this tension the two dudes caused in here and immediately zoinks the glass shard out of Dan's back without a warning as Dan coughs up lots of blood.

Mila: [shows off her badge] "Agent Mila Tadic - Karen Daniels' mystery assistant, remember?"

Dan: "Aw f*ck, that myth is true after all! So it was you who helped out Karen and that weird redneck freako in sabotaging Merryweather operations all over the country?"

Mike: [sighs in relief] "God, how can you not recognize people of your own kind, lady?!"

Mila: "Sorry - Sometimes, I get a little... 'carried away' with things."

Mike: "Yeah, well, that's not important right now. Let's set this spy crap up."

Mila and the old boys then set up the equipment into the apartment together. Mila, somehow, is able to carry heavy loads quite effortlessly - almost as if she had the power of two and a half men. Dan and Mike are left with jaws stuck open until Mila holds up a sharp and pointy fire poker to get them back to work.

(Port Tudor)

Trevor: "You... You're redneck?"

Jason: "Yeah, so what?"

Trevor: "Shiet, I guess WE'RE BROTHERS THEN!!!"

Jason, Lucia, Agent 14, Dwayne and even the singing disorder-induced Phil Collins (who temporarily went to the bathroom during this post) are all annoyed as they take an almost power walk-like stroll along the long-abandoned streets of the city while night-time closes in.

Dwayne: "T, son, can you explain why you go SO LOUD AT TIMES?!"

Trevor: "MY MOTHER TALKED THIS WAY TO ME SINCE I WAS A KID AND I USED TO BE VERY SAD ABOUT IT - SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT I YELL, SHOUT AND SCREAM EVERY SINGLE FUKKEN TIME I SPEAK!!!"

Lucia: "Oye, cut this sh*t, cabron!"

Agent 14: "Sorry, err... ma'am - My friend Trevor here has some... let's just call them 'minor issues'."

Lucia: [WTF'd] "Issues?" [ :cringekek: .]

Dwayne: "Hey, you should've seen our boy in the Majestic - Dude almost screwed Rocco!" [laughs.]

Trevor: "You just did NOT - say that!" [stops walking as all others continue to walk.]

Lucia: [rolls eyes, creeped out] "Oh, so you're into that..."

Jason: "Trevor man, you're freaking me out!"

Lucia: [under her breath] "Embrace yourself, Jay-Jay..." [snickers.]

Trevor: [catches up with the rest of the crowd] "Hey, look-look-look! I know it's not normal, but what can a man do when you've spent the past ten years driving on over here in a sh*tty cheap old rusty-assed truck all the way from Blaine County to Liberty State?! I sat my ass in there for ten years straight and I swear to God I ain't seen no woman in ages!"

Dwayne: "Can we think about getting out of this sh*t for once, please?!"

Trevor: "Oh, now you've done it... HOW DARE YOU NOT LISTEN TO TREVOR?!?"

A verbal skirmish ensues amongst the weird-ass group of 5 as they all start arguing with each other indistinctly.

Agent 14: "Gentlemen!... Gentlemen!" [clears throat] "I said, GENTLEMEN!" [everybody shuts the f*ck up] "Gentlemen, and lady..." [gestures to Lucia briefly] "We need to find a way to get off the streets first, we are exposed to danger too much if we stay out in the open for too long. I mean - what if Clifford decides to launch nuclear missiles onto the city?"

Jason: "Well, what do you suggest?"

Dwayne: [sees a subway entrance nearby] "When you ain't got no way, it's always wise to pick the subway..." [Trevor is quite angry at this point as the camera suddenly shoots up into the dark-purple evening sky.]

...

"ARGH, F*CK NO! Not the damn tunnels again! It smells like rat sh*t down there!"

What's next?

1. We continue with the Dumb Group of 5 as they descend into the now-decaying and derelict subway system - They use the subway line maps on the walls of the station down there to plan out the fastest and safest route to Dwayne's secret basement safehouse in south-east Algonquin and go there on foot through the tunnels

2. Packie, Dakota, Gerry, Gordon and the D'Family about to approach Clifford to get the bounty money changed into the form of fresh, crispy physical bank notes

3. Pathos trying to sneak into the Bleeter HQ disguised as the janitor

4. Alessa, Fortuna, Arcade and a dying Cam on their way to the Bleeter HQ

5. Dan, Mike and Mila trying to arrange hackers in an attempt to suspend Clifford's digital activities

Edited January 22, 2023 by H-G

January 22, 2023

2. Packie, Dakota, Gerry, Gordon and the D'Family about to approach Clifford to get the bounty money changed into the form of fresh, crispy physical bank notes

As they head in Gerry and Packie hang back cause Gerry needs to tell Packie something but he slaps him first

(Packie) Ouch!!, what was that for?

(Gerry) Did I not specifically tell you when we met up that Playboy killed Niko

(Packie) Yes I do remember

(Gerry) Then why the f*ck are you blaming me then f*ckwit

(Packie) Sorry I can't control when other writers forget what actually happened

(Gerry) Kidding me, don't blame them, I told you that information ON THIS VERY PAGE!!!!

Gerry walks off very angrily and runs into D'elroy

(D'elroy) We ready to do this or not

Are they ready do this or not???

1) Yes

2) No

3) Maybe

4) I don't know

5) Can you repeat the question?

Edited January 22, 2023 by Corndawg93

January 23, 2023

1)

Packie scratches his head as he suddenly remembers that Gerry had told him about Playboy being the guy who killed Niko...

Packie - Um yeaahh I just remembered that you told me Playboy done it...

Gerry - Humphh. What's wrong with you?

Packie - I think my brain's getting a little f*cked up with all the mess that happened over the past few days...

D'elroy - You two done? Let's keep moving

Gerry - Alright alright. Packie might need a doctor later though..

Dakota - Yeah I've noticed you been acting strange for a while now, Packie

Packie - Enough already, Jesus. I apologized to Gerry didn't I?

Gerry - Just try to stay normal now brother...

Dakota - Stay alert, everyone, we don't know what Clifford might do...

The group reaches the top floor deck and look around. The TVs on the walls are all shattered and sparking due to D'arcy's extreme power scream of victory earlier, except one in the corner which somehow got lucky and is still intact.

D'elroy - Damn D'arcy, you really done some heavy damage to this building with that scream...

D'arcy(giggling) - I honestly didn't even know I could do that, some guy called @H-G told me about it...

D'elroy - Well, be careful listening to strangers like that. You could've ruined our ears with that!

D'anny - My ears have been feeling a little fuzzy and there's a small ringing sound in them ever since that yell...

D'arcy - sh*t I'm sorry guys, I really didn't mean to...

At that moment a guy comes out of one of the rooms in the hall ahead and walks toward them, looking a little dazed. It's Rocco, who looks panicked

Dakota - Where are you going?

Rocco (nervously) - Listen guys, you gotta help me with this...

Packie - Help you with what?

Rocco - I'm trying to save Avon who's locked up in the dungeon cells. Clifford put him there for disobeying him...

D'elroy - We don't have time for this. we're going to collect our bounty prize from Clifford

Rocco (nervously looking around) - Keep your voice down guys, Clifford will hear us. I've told him I have got some medical condition and going to get some help...that's the only way I can now go to rescue Avon without raising suspicions...

Packie - And Clifford believed that?

Rocco - Yeah. He made me his master and seems to care about me. He tried to contact some paramedics but nobody responded, then he had to let me go out alone as I faked a heart attack..

Gordon - He made you his master? Why can't you tell him to shut down or something then?

Rocco - He's not that stupid, he sent his previous master Avon to the dungeons for disobeying him too much. He might call me the master but actually he's the master...

Dakota - What if we destroy the server room here? Will that kill Clifford?

Rocco - No, because Cliffor's not just here anymore, he's everywhere around the city's networks. He has shifted his base server somewhere else...

Gerry - We're wasting time here, let's go ask Clifford for the bounty money first. Rocco, you tell Clifford about it, I'm sure he'll listen to you

Rocco - He had me mining Crypto for some hours, man. He's not gonna give you any other money. We gotta rescue Avon first, he can help us stop Clifford

Packie - Let's still just go and ask. You help us and we'll help you, Rocco. Niko was my friend and now he's dead, we need to give the bounty money to his cousin

Dakota - It's a noble cause, Rocco. And I'm sure Clifford will listen to you if you ask him nicely...

Rocco protests but the rest of the group shuts him down. They drag him to the one TV in the corner that's still intact and tell Rocco to call Clifford. Rocco reluctantly faces the TV and shouts "I want to talk to you, Clifford!". The TV screen flickers and the strange face appears on it

Clifford - Hello Master. I see you are still here, why have you not gone for medical assistance yet?

Rocco - I-I was going there when the-these guys found me and told me they want to talk to you about something...

Packie - Clifford, we are here to talk about the bounty prize. Why is it in Crypto coin?

Clifford stays quiet for a few moments as he scans Packie's face. Then he does the same with everyone else.

Clifford - Ah hello, Patric McReary. You are not the one who brought Niko Bellic's body here, so you do not have the right to question me about the bounty prize

Packie - Why you -

D'elroy - Uhhh he's right, Packie. Clifford, me, D'anny and D'arcy brought the body to you first, so I'll as the question. Why is it in Crypto? You know the value of that is nothing compared to actual money right now, right? And there's no guarantee that RocCoin's value will go up in the future. I mean, a smart honorable AI like you surely won't cheat us right? We just want the actual cash transferred to our accounts...

Clifford - The clause about the bounty being in RocCoin clearly states that the value of RocCoin will go up exponentially in the near future. I have run the calculations on the market myself and confirmed that. Rocco here can tell you all about it...

Rocco (nervously) - Y-yeahh Clifford is right, guys. Don't worry, the value will go up and it will be worth it...

Gerry - I don't believe it. I think your AI buddy is lying to us and this whole RocCoin thing is a fraud

Clifford - Gerald McReary. Did you just call me a liar and a cheat?

Gerry - Uhh no, I was just, ummm speculating. You see, people can't be trusted these days easily and I didn't mean it as an insult to you, Clifford. You-you're a fantastic hard working AI...

Clifford - I detect a note of sarcasm in your tone, Gerald McReary

Rocco - Uhhh I'm sure he wasn't insulting you, Clifford! He's just a little stressed out, that's all...

What next?

1. Clifford gets angry and launches missiles at the building

2. Clifford agrees to transfer non-Crypto money to them, but only if they join his side

3. We cut to Dan, Mike and Mila setting up the hacker equipment when someone shows up at their place

4. We cut to Trevor, Jason and the others going to Dwayne's secret safehouse when something happens

5. We cut to Avon escaping and running into Hercule and Pathos

Edited January 23, 2023 by The Artist

January 25, 2023

1. Clifford gets angry and launches missiles at the building

Each missile hits a different part of the Bleeter HQ, causing the building to collapse, killing everyone inside R.I.P Packie, Rocco, Gerry, Gordon, D'arcy, D'elroy, Danny, Dakota, and all the stupid henchmen in the dungeon, Avon didn't die though, the scream from D'arcy caused a wall to collapse and he escaped, as he's running into traffic and finds himself in Star Junction, the Bleeder Building collapsed and he can't believe his luck

(Avon) Holy crap, that freaking happened

Just then a car runs over Avon breaking his legs and out gets the culprit, that being Hurcule Ochoa

(Hurcule) Oh crap, Avon, I'm so sorry

(Avon) F*ck you Ochoa, you f*cking hack

(Hurcule) You know what? f*ck you asshole

Hurcule gets back in his car and drives off where a left over standing bit of building falls over and crushes Hurcule's car killing him, from across the road Pathos sees this and is in such disbelief he craps his pants

What happens next???

1) Pathos rummage around in the Bleeter wreckage looking for something valuable

2) Pathos sees Avon and kicks his ass

3) The ghost of Dan Hauser sees this and crys

4) Cliffford gets bored and flees the city AND WE NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!!!!

or

5) We cut to Niko, whos respawned at a nearby Hospital

Is anyone else not feeling the Cliffford story?

Edited January 26, 2023 by Corndawg93

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