_-=Zombie=-_ Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 This thread is like GTA IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac. Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I vote for the Upper Decker. That does look awesome, yet i have never done or rememberd it, i think i saw it in American pie once, don't remember which one. I think beta house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike752 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Take a crap on his doorstep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Alright, I've prepared a script. You do exactly as this says, and you'll f*ck sh*t up. Enter (Ex) Homie house. [Lemus] Hey dickf*cker, why'nchya stop screwing yer boyfriend and get the sh*t out here! Ex-homie enters now quite living room. [Lemus] Hey cocksmoker, just wanted you to know, I burned down your place of business. [Homie] What? Man that's messed up! [Lemus] You know what else is messed up Wang Banger? The fact that you're NOT (Yell here) paying my twelve dollars, muthaf*cka! Pull out spray painted black water pistol from the eighties that suspiciously looks real. [Lemus] So what we finna' do?!?! I got a cap, with your asses' name all over it. Literally, I drew your asses name on my bullet. S'right here muthaf*cka. At this point, your ex-homie will have called the cops, that's when it gets fun. [Lemus] Uh huh, Uh huh. Call them poleazy bitch! I got them mu'f*ckas working for my ass, so y'aw bitch ass about to get popped. Eventually, he will give into pressure, and will compensate by either giving you his girl, his money, or kneeling down and blowing you right there, out of sheer astonishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac. Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Un-original that was really somthing. I don't know what kind of slang you were using but i think i managed to get the picture, and yes Lemus don't do that. You still got time to think, post back when you've done what needs to be done and how it went. Actually i think my idea of the stolen belonging ransom might end bad, he might call the cops himself and haven you arrested for theft. f*ck man, simple minded and non logical way would just be to find his damn wallet and then take the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyMufc-Champs Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Just beat the sh*t out of him. Then he will give you the money. How much does he owe you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrisboy Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Tip #1: Get off the internet about it, grab yourself a f*cking tool and deal with your business. The internet isn't going to help you. When it comes to getting back your money it's a matter of having the balls and the brawn. The fact you posted about it in General Chat makes me doubt you will ever see your money again. How much does he owe, by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac. Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Tip #1: Get off the internet about it, grab yourself a f*cking tool and deal with your business. The internet isn't going to help you. When it comes to getting back your money it's a matter of having the balls and the brawn. The fact you posted about it in General Chat makes me doubt you will ever see your money again. How much does he owe, by the way? I don't think thats neccesarily true, he's probably asking around because he wants some logical advice, the first thing that comes into people's minds when they owe you money is beating the living crap out of them, maybe try a different route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guru Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Upper Decker all the way. The butcher, the baker, time to meet your maker Tell you to your face, you ain't nuttin but a faker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XMike Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I can't tell if this is serious or if OP is just mad trollin. Either way, I vote the Upper Decker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrisboy Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Tip #1: Get off the internet about it, grab yourself a f*cking tool and deal with your business. The internet isn't going to help you. When it comes to getting back your money it's a matter of having the balls and the brawn. The fact you posted about it in General Chat makes me doubt you will ever see your money again. How much does he owe, by the way? I don't think thats neccesarily true, he's probably asking around because he wants some logical advice, the first thing that comes into people's minds when they owe you money is beating the living crap out of them, maybe try a different route. Well from the sound of the OP's first post, the guy was basically taking the piss out of him when he asked for his money back. What's he gonna do, ask for it nicely? If the guy is basically laughing about it that means he probably thinks that either OP won't do anything or he could beat him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mister Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 It's tools like you that ruin parties. f*ckin kids and there petty beef sh*t. People in high school doing business think they are tough sh*t, id rather do business with people who are quiet and know what they are doing. And why you asking people on the Internet? Very cool If its serious cash, go up to him when hes alone with a buddy. Be reasonable with him and if he flips sh*t, then threaten to fight him 1 on 1 and see who wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saggy Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I understand what you're saying there Robinski and Tripmills, but look, me looking like a fool and a pussy by running off is not gonna happen. Because 1, a lot of his friends are either A, friends with me too, or B, neutral with me. We all know when we got beef with each other, we handle it and no one gets involved. I live in a fairly small city. So mostly everyone knows everyone. 102,000 population city. And 2, I'm coming prepared if anything goes wrong.. i'll let that for you to think about. His friends already know how i roll and get down so that's not a problem. I'm not the type that's gonna go in there and break stuff because that's only gonna cost me more. I need more ideas tho. This is like a step by step guide on how to instigate a shooting/stabbing at a party. Everyone always shows up because they've got some kind of problem with some kind of "equalizer" to use "just in case things go wrong" and then when "things go wrong" they pull it out and stab/shoot someone, or they get stabbed/shot because they sit there flashing it while someone at the party thinks, "Well I'm not going to get shot tonight," and decides to shoot you before you flip out and shoot them. That's the worst case scenario, best case scenario is that everyone at the party just beats the sh*t out of you and runs you and your friends off. I've seen people show up at a party once or twice, and it never ended with the guy they were confronting going, "Oh, okay fellas, sorry, I hope this makes everything right". If anything just wait until after the party is over. They'll probably open the door thinking you're someone coming back for something they forgot, and by that time the few people left will probably be the ones that were too drunk/high to leave. QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Gold Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Enter his party and start kicking and braking sh*t, don't punch any of the party guests except him. If you find some money during house raid, just take it and leave, if you don't, beat some money out of him. Listen to this guy, dude, he's from SERBIA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Enter his party and start kicking and braking sh*t, don't punch any of the party guests except him. If you find some money during house raid, just take it and leave, if you don't, beat some money out of him. Listen to this guy, dude, he's from SERBIA. Yeah, and you're from Israel. Serbia + Israel = WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemus Posted October 31, 2010 Author Share Posted October 31, 2010 Alright well, sh*t's over. This is how it went down. I drove there with my brother. Surprisingly, this party was popping big, strobe lights and over 60 peeps. As expected, many people i know were there, as my brother and I walk in everyone's greeting us handshakes and everything since we haven't seen many of 'em for a mad minute. We ask for the guy and he was right there by the front door, my brother politely asked him to have a word with him outside, but he walked deep into the center of the house and he turned off the music and turned on the lights. At this point everyone's wondering what's going on and i told him his week is up and where's my money. He said he didn't have it. Now realize nobody knows what's going on cause everyone's still partying without music, it's still very loud. I then say well, "I'm taking something valuable from this party until you pay up." I ran up to the second floor and start searching his room. He tells his homies "wtf, he's going upstairs." I found absolutely nothing worthy. f*cking bitch only has a bed on the floor and bunch of clothes laying around. As i come down one of his friends comes up to my face and i completely ignore it and just keep walking towards the guy. I told him, f*ck it, let's take it outside and handle it. He denied it and told me to leave. The lights then get turned off once again and the music starts playing, only a few group of people knows whats going on at this point. His friends told me to not ruin the party and so as i was stepping outside, visitors were leaving cause they didn't wanted problems. I step outside and wait next to my vehicle. At least 20 left the building. I'm here waiting for him to step outside, but he wouldn't come out. I get in my vehicle with my brother and start leaving slowly. Before i get to the end of the street, i tell my brother we should just go back, run in there and f*ck him up. He agrees and so i bust a U turn and speed to his house. He's now in his front porch with a big group of peeps. Both my brother and I step out the car and rush towards him, he sees that and gets inside quickly and hides behind the group of people. My brother and i still manage to get thru and got a few punches on him. Now everyone is holding everyone back. Telling us to stop and words flying everywhere from everyone. Everyone is bitching at everyone and i'm just pushing people outta the way up until a girl trys to hold me back, i stay calm and she tells me she doesn't know me but i should just stop. I tell her to either go in the house and tell him to step outside or ima get in there myself and f*ck him up. She gives me a a puppy face to just stop. So i stayed calm and went to the sidewalk. Then i noticed two are trying to start talking sh*t about us towards my brother, and my brother calls them out but no one stepped up to fight him. A lot of talking was going on for about a good 10 minutes. Everyone is leaving at this point, so then we just got in our vehicle and drove off. As i was walking to my vehicle though, someone called me a party pooper lol. I went for a cruise and came back 20 minutes later. Party got done, everyone had left, but his homie's car was still there. Probably about 10 in the house. I just drive by'd. I still came back and hour later to check up if he's still home, but 5 cop cars had the neighborhood surrounded and that's the last I saw of him. So yeah, i didn't get my money, nothing valuable, and a few punches wasn't worth jack sh*t. I got him good on his right cheek bone. he must've dripped blood cause i had blood on my right hand and my left shoe. As so i as i expected, nobody got into it other than trying to stop the fight. This topic can now be locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac. Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Interesting, sorry you didn't get your money back, you will find a way though, i have faith in that it deffinatly ain't impossible. But yeah.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 I just drive by'd. That's what you should have done in the first place... with molotovs. Would've felt a lot more satisfying than a few dead punches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakorama Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Party got done, This made it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 How much money did he owe you exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyMufc-Champs Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 i told him his week is up and where's my money. Classic This made It for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 So you acted like stupid thug and got nothing for your efforts. Plus a likelihood that the police are looking for you. Topic Successful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemus Posted October 31, 2010 Author Share Posted October 31, 2010 I'm pretty damn sure he didn't snitch me out. He'll handle it thru with his friends. Police probably only showed up because of his neighbors calling in for disturbance. Since we did pushed somebody and smashed a window in. It's not over yet though, probably only the beginning of something new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epoxi Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 (edited) ...beating the money out of the host will make you look like a broke thug. That's exactly the impression he wanted to give. Edit: Why didn't you bring baseball bats? Edited October 31, 2010 by epoxi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakorama Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Since we did pushed somebody and smashed a window in. It's not over yet though, probably only the beginning of something new. Isn't the human race doing great, you guiiise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Gold Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 One can only comment on this if we can gauge how much money was at stake. $10? $50? $1,000,000? If it's something like $10, then, uh... work for about an hour at local Burger King to get it back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenal_fan Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 I'm sorry, but if you f ucked up a party less than say $100 then I think you need some mental help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac. Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 One can only comment on this if we can gauge how much money was at stake. $10? $50? $1,000,000? If it's something like $10, then, uh... work for about an hour at local Burger King to get it back? This is true, if it's over £$100, then it's at least worth it. Is this is America or in England...or wherever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Stop thinking your a gangster and maybe just go to the party and say "hey dude, i know you owe me money and sh*t but forget about it cause thats what friends are for", then open up a bottle of vodka and swig it all down, dont crash the party, be the party my son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin... Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 (edited) Alright well, sh*t's over. This is how it went down. I drove there with my brother. Surprisingly, this party was popping big, strobe lights and over 60 peeps. As expected, many people i know were there, as my brother and I walk in everyone's greeting us handshakes and everything since we haven't seen many of 'em for a mad minute. We ask for the guy and he was right there by the front door, my brother politely asked him to have a word with him outside, but he walked deep into the center of the house and he turned off the music and turned on the lights. At this point everyone's wondering what's going on and i told him his week is up and where's my money. He said he didn't have it. Now realize nobody knows what's going on cause everyone's still partying without music, it's still very loud. I then say well, "I'm taking something valuable from this party until you pay up." I ran up to the second floor and start searching his room. He tells his homies] "wtf, he's going upstairs." I found absolutely nothing worthy. f*cking bitch only has a bed on the floor and bunch of clothes laying around. As i come down one of his friends comes up to my face and i completely ignore it and just keep walking towards the guy. I told him, f*ck it, let's take it outside and handle it. He denied it and told me to leave. The lights then get turned off once again and the music starts playing, only a few group of people knows whats going on at this point. His friends told me to not ruin the party and so as i was stepping outside, visitors were leaving cause they didn't wanted problems. I step outside and wait next to my vehicle. At least 20 left the building. I'm here waiting for him to step outside, but he wouldn't come out. I get in my vehicle with my brother and start leaving slowly. Before i get to the end of the street, i tell my brother we should just go back, run in there and f*ck him up. He agrees and so i bust a U turn and speed to his house. He's now in his front porch with a big group of peeps. Both my brother and I step out the car and rush towards him, he sees that and gets inside quickly and hides behind the group of people. My brother and i still manage to get thru and got a few punches on him. Now everyone is holding everyone back. Telling us to stop and words flying everywhere from everyone. Everyone is bitching at everyone and i'm just pushing people outta the way up until a girl trys to hold me back, i stay calm and she tells me she doesn't know me but i should just stop. I tell her to either go in the house and tell him to step outside or ima get in there myself and f*ck him up. She gives me a a puppy face to just stop. So i stayed calm and went to the sidewalk. Then i noticed two are trying to start talking sh*t about us towards my brother, and my brother calls them out but no one stepped up to fight him. A lot of talking was going on for about a good 10 minutes. Everyone is leaving at this point, so then we just got in our vehicle and drove off. As i was walking to my vehicle though, someone called me a party pooper lol. I went for a cruise and came back 20 minutes later. Party got done, everyone had left, but his homie's car was still there. Probably about 10 in the house. I just drive by'd. I still came back and hour later to check up if he's still home, but 5 cop cars had the neighborhood surrounded and that's the last I saw of him. So yeah, i didn't get my money, nothing valuable, and a few punches wasn't worth jack sh*t. I got him good on his right cheek bone. he must've dripped blood cause i had blood on my right hand and my left shoe. As so i as i expected, nobody got into it other than trying to stop the fight. This topic can now be locked. sh*t G. That was off the chain. Ima roll with you next time things get gangsta round here. Edited October 31, 2010 by κενιη Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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