Lemus Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 So one of my ex homies is having a party tonite and i've decided i'm gonna crash it and ruin it for him. But i need ideas. This fool owes me money, and last week i had found him at a gas station and i've told him i'm giving him one week to come up with my money or he's gonna get it. Well, the week's up and i was gonna have myself and sum friends jump his ass. But i heard he's having a party tonite and wanted to give him a special visit. Now you may say that's a bad idea but i think not. He thinks it's always a joke. When i had talked to him, he tells me "Okay we'll see" as if in he's provoking me to do something about it.. and i will. So any ideas on how to crash his party? I was thinking of showing up when everyone's hella buzzed or tipsy, walking in the front door, turn off the music and ask where he is (he's hosting the party). I plan on asking him where's my money at, in which most likely he's gonna bitch at me for disrespecting him by doing that, whereas i will then say.. "You either give me my money, or we step it outside and give your friends a show for the night." But that looks too much movie-like and i don't want to try and look like a badass and make a fool outta myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sugar Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 are you serious or drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Do you know how to make molotovs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemus Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 Yeah i'm serious. No i don't know how to make molotovs and i ain't that crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_-=Zombie=-_ Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Get a chainsaw and run inside the house like a mad man. We will see if he is gonna refuse to giva ya your money. Make sure to get a fuel one, and smash up some stuff to make sure to him that you are serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Get your gat nigga and go pop-pop-pop. Crash his windows, nahmeen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemus Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 Okay i appreciate the jokes and sh*t, but i'm serious about it. Where the f*ck are all the psychotic members at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_-=Zombie=-_ Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Okay i appreciate the jokes and sh*t, but i'm serious about it. Where the f*ck are all the psychotic members at? I am serious too. Get a chainsaw man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sugar Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Yeah i'm serious. No i don't know how to make molotovs and i ain't that crazy. in that case just trash the place until he gives you your money, or show him you're serious and beat the sh*t out of him and just take the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyGanteks Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Enter his party and start kicking and braking sh*t, don't punch any of the party guests except him. If you find some money during house raid, just take it and leave, if you don't, beat some money out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 (edited) Turning up at a party with a sore to settle with someone is a good way to get your ass beat. Think about what you're saying: you want to go around to this guy's own house, when he's surrounded by a large number of his friends and get aggressive with him? When they're all likely to be drunk and with girls they'd like to impress? I don't know why people always think this is a good idea, and a good way to embarrass someone, because it isn't. It happened quite often when I was always at parties on the local estates and it always, 100%, definitely ended up with, at best, the guy and his "homies" getting chased off and looking like pussies, or worst getting his ass beat in the back garden while his mates ran off looking like pussies. If any at this party has any sense in them, when you walk in and start braking sh*t and threatening people, you're getting yourself on the 999 waiting list. You'd look like a gigantic jackass if you commit numerous property and assault crimes over 50 bucks, especially in a court room. Edited October 30, 2010 by Robinski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 You sure you won't be out numbered and made to look like a fool if you crash his party? Crashing his party in the interest of making him look foolish might back fire on you. You could always just be a dick and report the party to the cops - that is if there is underage drinking and or drug use at the party. Sorry for the semi serious reply My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Where the f*ck are all the psychotic members at? You want psychotic members to give you psychotic replies and molotovs are still too crazy for you? Hypocritical much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemus Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 I understand what you're saying there Robinski and Tripmills, but look, me looking like a fool and a pussy by running off is not gonna happen. Because 1, a lot of his friends are either A, friends with me too, or B, neutral with me. We all know when we got beef with each other, we handle it and no one gets involved. I live in a fairly small city. So mostly everyone knows everyone. 102,000 population city. And 2, I'm coming prepared if anything goes wrong.. i'll let that for you to think about. His friends already know how i roll and get down so that's not a problem. I'm not the type that's gonna go in there and break stuff because that's only gonna cost me more. I need more ideas tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemus Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 Where the f*ck are all the psychotic members at? You want psychotic members to give you psychotic replies and molotovs are still too crazy for you? Hypocritical much? Haha, that was a joke. Since all these replies looked like jokes.. or at least i hope they were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Robinski summed it up, just wait untill he's walking home one night on his own and collar him then, don't go rushing into the guys house when all his mates are gonna be there. Why don't you be a bit of a dick and phone the police on them (if theres a lot of underage people there and theres drug abuse going on in there they will get f*cked). Then when everyone leaves knock on the door and you and your mates can pay him a visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin... Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 (edited) Get a chainsaw and run inside the house like a mad man. We will see if he is gonna refuse to giva ya your money. Make sure to get a fuel one, and smash up some stuff to make sure to him that you are serious. This is actually a great idea. You could hide in his basement or garage. I would take the chain off of the saw though. Not for the safety of the other people but for your own. Running around a house with a chainsaw is all fun and games till you lose a foot. TL;DR You're a f*cking pussy if you and a few friends "jump his ass". Hell, you are a pussy for even thinking about kicking a guys ass by using more than just your own power. Just beat the sh*t out of him long before the party starts, let him have his party, then call the cops. If you beat him good enough to leave some facial bruises and cuts, the cops will be all over his ass just for the suspicion that comes with a beat to f*ck guy throwing a party. Edited October 30, 2010 by κενιη Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I understand what you're saying there Robinski and Tripmills, but look, me looking like a fool and a pussy by running off is not gonna happen. Because 1, a lot of his friends are either A, friends with me too, or B, neutral with me.And 2, I'm coming prepared if anything goes wrong.. i'll let that for you to think about. His friends already know how i roll and get down so that's not a problem. Well unless the mutual friends we're talking about are really close friends of yours they'll still be on his side. They're in his house, having a good time then you come in trying to start sh*t. Look! He even came "prepared"! That just means more people will get involved to try and stop you i.e. if someone wants to have a go at you and you're unarmed people are likely to let you just swing it out, if a have-a-go hero smacks you when you've got a bat or a knife all his mates will jump on you to protect him. Just saying, if you go in somewhere clearly as an aggressor, especially if you come "prepared" people are actively going to be against you rather than neutral. It may not mean they'll attack you, but at the very least they'll be glad that that asshole who crashed in got his ass beat. Also: We all know when we got beef with each other, we handle it and no one gets involved. You're quite lucky if this is actually true. Everyone around here at least would like to think it is but it ain't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hl_world Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gundog Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 You'd end up looking like a complete douche if you crash the party. Moreso, beating the money out of the host will make you look like a broke thug. Duke it out with him alone, or just come by his place and end the problem in a calm manner. Violence solves nothing. You are an aperture through which the universe is looking at and exploring itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemus Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 Well unless the mutual friends we're talking about are really close friends of yours they'll still be on his side. They're in his house, having a good time then you come in trying to start sh*t. Look! He even came "prepared"! That just means more people will get involved to try and stop you i.e. if someone wants to have a go at you and you're unarmed people are likely to let you just swing it out, if a have-a-go hero smacks you when you've got a bat or a knife all his mates will jump on you to protect him. I'm not planning on flashing anything unless others are trying to get involved. I understand they'll get on his side if i do that, but like i said, only way it'll go wrong is if they get on his side in which then it really doesn't matter what i bring out since they're against me already anyways. You're quite lucky if this is actually true. Everyone around here at least would like to think it is but it ain't. Well, luckily, it is. Or atleast within the friends we hang around with. You're a f*cking pussy if you and a few friends "jump his ass". Hell, you are a pussy for even thinking about kicking a guys ass by using more than just your own power. Just beat the sh*t out of him long before the party starts, let him have his party, then call the cops. If you beat him good enough to leave some facial bruises and cuts, the cops will be all over his ass just for the suspicion that comes with a beat to f*ck guy throwing a party. Yeah true. I can go one on one with him anyways, i've boxed him before and he sucks ass. Thing that scares me is that when he gets mad he blackouts and he's psychotic. Also, calling the cops ain't no option, i'm not gonna put my mutual friends to trouble for his mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 In any event please check back in here with the final results of the drama. I now need to know how this turns out. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Do this This is actually awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemus Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 In any event please check back in here with the final results of the drama. I now need to know how this turns out. lol okay. I know how you feel on that one. I hate it when people make topics about stuff they're gonna do (not violence necessary) and don't post back once done. Hope all goes well. But yeah, anymore non-violent ideas, post 'em. Or violent, dont' matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac. Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 As much as a hate people crashing at parties even when it's not my party, it usually annoys me, usually me being the friend invited, and it has happened before, now in your case i woudn't want to upset all his friends because they probably will get pissed off at you for ruining the night by turning off the music e.t.c., they might like a fight outside though, i only get that from movies though as it seems to entertain people. i would take some of his very best belongings until he paid the ammount that was owed back, and if he wants in back badley because it's preciouse to him, then he should pay up instead of losing his valuable. Just a theory, and don't try and plan the whole scene out, because it may seem a little corny when you say a line that makes you remind sombody from a movie, try just go with the flow Just my little peice of advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemus Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 Hmm, that's something to think about Pac, thanks. I never been involved to party that has been crashed, and coming to think about it.. it probably will piss everyone off at me. I don't want that. Anyways, i've hacked into his social networking account and read his messages, looks like he's been inviting a lot of people i know. But his statuses says things about "Party might not turn out so well" "thinking of canceling it" "[etc.]" I just hope the party doesnt get canceled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac. Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Hacked into it eh? Nice. Well one thing i woudn't do is sort of "internet rape" him. because that will just piss him off and it won't get you the money, so i'm not sure, if the party doesn't go to plan, i'm sure you will find a way to grab maybe his favourite watch or somthing along those lines. I mean i don't want to be rude and ask how much he owes you, but i would take somthing worth more than what he owes you (if it's possible) if he don't come up with the money, sell the belonging. (his loss since the belonging would be worth more) I never tried that on a high level but it could just work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemus Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 Hacked into it eh? Nice. Haha yeah. And no i'm not gonna do anything to his social networking site, that's just childish. What am i suppose to do? Write "I'm gay" on his status? f*ck that Probably will end up jacking his sh*t. I've already broke into his home looking for him the night I found out he betrayed me, I could do it again. I had my girl trash his truck that night too. She's badass. I just want to teach him a lesson too though. So i don't know, i still have the whole day ahead of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I vote for the Upper Decker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floro Solo Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I'm sure this will crash the party in no-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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