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Arsen Vitiuk

500 things we learnt from Vice City

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lol232

 

251. Lance's Infernus is white.

252. Lance's eyes are always closed, expect the cutscenes.

253. Vice City Races are really easy, you can pass them in a Manana!

BTW, not to mention, Perennial, a green wood, even with popped tires!

Edit:

Ooops, sorry for double post!

Edited by lol232

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titereburn

255. That you don't f*ck with Tommy Vercetti

256. Ken likes fish, he doesn't want to sleep with fish though.

257. Killing people is a normal thing that happens daily.

258. Cheating can get you rich.

259. You never pull out dollar bills to buy something.

260. Sonny Forelli never dies, I kill him, click on ''NEW GAME'' and he lives again.

261. I bought GTA VC 9 years ago, 9 years have passed and Tommy never gets old.

262. 9 years have passed, and Tommy never gets another clothing, he never has showers.

Edited by titereburn

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263. I bought the game 9 Years ago, Tommy never needs to piss

264. 9 years, and tommy never needs to sh*t!

265. Tommy never dies, even if he dies in GTA IV, he will just re-spawn at the nearest hospital tounge.gif

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266. Tommy Vercetti never goes to jail, he just drops by the police department.

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lol232

267. Ken Rosenberg is a f*cking King...

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185. Tommy, is the most cold blooded Protagonist in all GTA Series (and i think he is the 2nd most powerful man in GTA Series, 1st is Leone Salvatore)

 

Sorry for double post...

Not True, if Salvatore was a powerful man, he wouldn't be a pussy, he would do Jobs by himself... Etc...

And Tommy, he does every Job alone (Unless Lance wants to help him)...

And if Salvatore was most powerful man, he would't die In Sayanora Salvatore, and his mansion is TOO SMALL!

biggrin.gif Tommy is 1st Powerful man, and yes I did play GTA LCS, and STILL think Tommy is stronger...

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185. Tommy, is the most cold blooded Protagonist in all GTA Series (and i think he is the 2nd most powerful man in GTA Series, 1st is Leone Salvatore)

 

Sorry for double post...

Not True, if Salvatore was a powerful man, he wouldn't be a pussy, he would do Jobs by himself... Etc...

And Tommy, he does every Job alone (Unless Lance wants to help him)...

And if Salvatore was most powerful man, he would't die In Sayanora Salvatore, and his mansion is TOO SMALL!

biggrin.gif Tommy is 1st Powerful man, and yes I did play GTA LCS, and STILL think Tommy is stronger...

Don't ask for excuses: just GET USED TO EDIT POSTS!!!

 

About Slavatore: Power doesn't depend on the size of your estate and the ability to do things - it's all about MAKING people treat you as a boss.

 

268. It is impossible to commit suicide in Vice City, as you'll just respawn in front of the hospital.

269. Firemen rarely make an appearance in GTA Vice City (unless you throw a Molotov Cocktail)

270. Vice City Police is the roughest.

271. It was never so easy to enter the military base like in Vice City

272. There is a military helicopter standing at the helipad in civillian territory and it's ready for taking!

273. AmmuNation is selling illegal weapons (SPAZ is banned in USA)

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Stone Cold Spider 3:16

274. the "Love Fist Tour Bus" does not have straws

275. the "Love Fist Tour Bus" is a Limo

276. Lance whines like a bitch

277. u can buy property and businesses without anyone asking questions or doing a background check

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278. There's a limit to how high you can fly in the sky and that's the bottom line cause Flesh-n-Bone said so.

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278. Never trust a man who has brother issues ie: Lance

279. Never EVER trust a man who has a bad taste in fashion ie:Sonny Forelli

280. Bodyguards are USELESS!!! it would be fun though if they were available after The Rub Out

281. Never piss off a grown man wearing women's stockings

282. Never go to any mission without full health and armor (cause things might heat up a bit)

283. Never Ever drink strange drinks that were made by Auntie Poulet

284. Vercetti Gang is dumb (the sometimes say "Where are we?" even though they're in your mansion

285.You can shoot and kill yourself (Ride a pcj600,you must have an uzi,while riding move backwards then look to your left or right (Q or E) then hold the shoot button)

Edited by BadaBing15

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Arsen Vitiuk

286. No matter how long you play VC, Tommy doesn't need to shave

287. Nor does he need a haircut.

288. No matter how long you play VC, Tommy never gets older

289. His hair will never become gray, no matter how long you play.

290. He never seems to be truobled with health issues\

291. Tommy can get away easy with any kind of crime by giving all his weapons and some money to cops.

292. Cubans are good weather forecasters: when one of the Cubans sais "I think it will rain today", the rain does actually start in like 2 game hours.

293. Weapons, money, armor, clothing, police bribes and mission related items can levitate.

294. There are many places in the game where the subtitles don't match the spoken text.

295. Some characters have their mouth shut when they speak in some cutscenes

296. One of the Cubans will own Vice City someday ("One day this is gonna be my town, man!")

297. The car showroom Tommy owns is named "Sunshine Autos" both before and after he purchases it, but there are billboards reading "BJ's Used Autos". They remain even if Tommy buys the showroom.

298. Ken, Lance, BJ and Tommy (if dressed in Soiree) wear the same suit, just of different color.

299. If Tommy wears the Police Uniform, he's the only black-haired cop in Vice City.

300. Sometimes missions can be passed in a whole different way than the game intended you to do.

 

60%! Keep it movin', yo!

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301. You can drive blown up cars.

302. If you kill someone in front of the hospital, an ambulance will come from another hospital.

303. Tommy is one cold badass.

304. You can easily steal a military helicopter by dressing up to a cop

305. Tommy can't climb walls.

306. Ocean View hotel is the only safehouse which you can enter.

307. If you go far into sea, you will be redirected, heading back to surface.

 

There.

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308. Tommy's only weakness is swimming.

309. Phil switches his arms all the time: then he is missing the left, then the right...

310. golfers are a gang, with a gangcar...

311.Forelli's aren't succesful in Vice City.(But hey, where are the succesful? tounge.gif Nowhere!)

312. There is an hotal room wich is the same as a hotelroom in Scarface, where someone was killed with a chainsaw.

313.Tommy likes his Hawaii shirt! (He says that after a cutscene, when the screen goes black)

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Arsen Vitiuk

 

307. If you go far into sea, you will be redirected, heading back to surface.

314. Or stalled if you're driving a boat.

 

315. Cheats can make the game a lot easier

316. Using the cheat to put on a Haitian skin on Tommy doesn't prevent him from being hated by the Haitians

317. Tommy doesn't need to buy clothes - they'll be there for free, just waiting for Tommy to pick 'em up.

318. You can pass the game without buying a single weapon at gun stores or at hardware shops.

319. In some missions the 'Blow up vessels' cheat can help you instantly pass that mission.

320. You can get to Mainland, Starfish Island and Leaf Links Golf Club before they unlocked - you just have to know how.

321. The barriers on the bridges appear as mere transparent walls.

322. The game developers made sure you can't get to sealed off island by normal means - or at least they thought so...

323. Tommy knows how to fly helis but where did he learn it if he spent 15 years in jail???

324. Tommy doesn't want to learn how to swim no matter how long you play VC.

325. Eating food can restore your health in an eyewink!

326. The ice creams on the top of the Cherry Poppers factory and Mr Whoopee van look like tits. No, really.

327. If looking on the roof of Mr Whoopee van from behind, you can see a face: the vent grill represents the moth while the ice creams resemble the eyes.

328. Bobcat and Moonbeam vehicles have their names written on them

Edited by Arsen Vitiuk

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radioman

 

306. Ocean View hotel is the only safehouse which you can enter.

 

 

That one isn't true, you CAN Enter the Mansion(after it becomes Vercetti Estate), the car showroom, and every other business that Tommy purchases-they all have save points inside also...Just a heads up... tounge2.gif

 

Good job guys, let's keep it going. smile.gif

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329. Tommy is immortal. He never dies and respawn at nearest hospital always.

330. Tommy is badass who drives off the people on sidewalk.

331. Vice city is a city which surrounds with water.

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Arsen Vitiuk

332. In "Demolition Man" Avery says he's gonna head out of town for a while but the thing is, Mainland can be locked when this mission is attempted, so how is he gonna leave the city? Airport is the only mass transit alternative...

333. You have infinite number of opponents in Hotring and Bloodring. No matter how much cars you will destroy, new opponents will drive in the ring and join the action. You can never gain superiority by destroying them.

334. There is a Desert Eagle in some cutscenes but Tommy can never use it.

335. You can heal your car using Health cheat while driving

336. The Army is less deadly than FBI somehow...

337. Rico can swim and/or resurrect (as seen in "Naval Engagement" and "Trojan Voodoo")

338. "Haitian putas" - Rico.

339. Umberto loves all women, even his mother!

340. But Umberto doesn't love goats in skirts. He wouldn't touch them even with a ten foot pole!

341. In order to make love like a man, Umberto has to kill a Haitian

342. There are many audios and subtitles lines in the game's files that are not used in the game.

343. Sometimes Haitians will spawn in Little Havana (noticeably near Cafe Robina)

344. The same goes for Cubans, who will sometimes spawn in Little Haiti (noticeably near Auntie Poulet's shack)

345. According to Mr Magic, Starfish Island is where the crabs live

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AB0333
306. Ocean View hotel is the only safehouse which you can enter.

 

 

That one isn't true, you CAN Enter the Mansion(after it becomes Vercetti Estate), the car showroom, and every other business that Tommy purchases-they all have save points inside also...Just a heads up... tounge2.gif

 

Good job guys, let's keep it going. smile.gif

Dammit, forgot that. biggrin.gif

My bad.

 

346. There are some real nice asses hanging over at Ocean Drive. biggrin.gif

(you can't say this one isn't true lol.gif)

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Arsen Vitiuk

347. Tommy won't jump out from a burning helicopter if it's high above the ground.

348. Tommy is the only man in Vice City who wields weapons like Minigun, Flame Thrower, M60, Rocket Launcher, PSG-1 Laser Rifle, MAC, SPAZ, Python, Molotovs and Remote grenades.

349. Tommy is the only man in Vice City who can wield Machete, Katana and Chainsaw.

350. Of all the people in Vice CIty only Tommy, Lance, Phil, Hillary and Cam change clothes.

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351. Diaz forgot to plug in his VCR.

352. Tommy buys properties without signing in any paper.

353. In Vice City, Cuban refugees are cutting themselves a piece of some nice action.

354. Ken's Admiral has an unique white color.

355. Mercedes doesn't like her name.

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356. Mercedes is involved in activities that her father doesn't suspect of...

357. Jezz is playing guitar while wearing Mercedes's red bra

358. The music for Whodini's song "Magic's Wand" was written by John Rivas a.k.a. Mr Magic

359. Toni's hair is flame sensitive

360. Tommy usually doesn't pose as a driver for a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals

361. Somehow Tommy knows what are the colors of the wires coming form a bottle with Boomshine without looking at it, as he sais Willy to pull a green one to defuse the bomb while himself being focused on the road(Publicity Tour)

362. FBI Rancher is yellow

363. Zebra Cab is brown

364. Cuban Hermes is white

365. Sabre Turbo is blue with lemon yellow stripe

366. The Angel is red

367. The Hunter is green (and it will remain green even if there's another color programmed for it in data files)

368. Diaz sewats more than is acceptable

369. The day Lance saves Tommy's ass so Tommy would kiss Lance in retuen will never come.

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370. The world Vice City resides in, strangely enough, has days that last 24 minutes.

 

371. Everyone in Vice City are constantly walking, running, and driving to no real destination.

 

372. Vehicles in Vice City never run out of gas nor do they need an oil change, or any type of maintennance, for that matter.

Edited by WhistleBlower

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Arsen Vitiuk
253. Vice City Races are really easy, you can pass them in a Manana!

373. Not so easy if you drive a bike. The opponents will try to kick you off.

374. The player's opponents in Vice Street Races are fierce: they will try to spin out, pin against objects, flip and PIT the player's vehicle.

375. Everyone in the city has limitless ammo apart from Tommy if the game isn't finished 100%

376. You can kill a character, fail the mission, return to re-accept the mission... - and the character will be alive as if nothing happened.

377. If you headshot any person, his head will fall off and a fountain of blood will spill out.

378. The most interesting thing is that when you shoot off their head, they will put their hands up to their head!

379. Medics in Vice City can heal (and resurrect) anyone - doesn't matter if he's been shot, burned down, exploded or simply run over.

380. You can take any clothing item for free or at least the game sais so.

 

76% done!

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WhistleBlower

381. Everyone on the radio stations in Vice City talk about the same things, perform the same actions, and play the same songs every single day.

 

382. At the end of the game, the body of Sonny, his bodyguards, and Lance have mysteriously disappeared.

 

383. BJ Smith is seen twice within the game: at the party being hosted on Cortez's yacht and later in the game when Tommy goes to buy Sunshine Autos.

 

384. There is no storyline mission that takes place at the Vice City stadium.

 

385. The water in Vice City sparkles.

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Arsen Vitiuk

386. There is only one morgue in the city - Funeraria Romero

387. All the bodies dissolve after some time, the hearses don't come to pick them up

388. There are no cemeteries in Vice City

389. The only Fire Department in Vice City is in Downtown - then how could fire engines appear on Vice Beach, Prawn Island, Leaf Links and Starfish Island before the mainland is re-opened???

390. Some citizens are seeing sh*t when they're taking pills

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391. Police Maverick on top of the Police Station in Downtown doesn't have machine guns.

392. Computer players in Bloodring don't have mercy.

393. In "Cap the Collector" Sanchez's drive at extreme speed.

394. Donald Love in VC doesn't speak a single line in whole game.

395. There's a ship that was used in "Bomb da Base Act II" in VC Docks.

396. The soundtrack in this game is kick-ass.

397. You can destroy a helicopter with a single shot from sniple rifle.

398. VCN Maverick is harder to control then a regular Maverick.

399. A big aeroplane in the aircraft is not solid at all.

400. Tommy Vercetti is a ranging lunatic.

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Arsen Vitiuk
400. Tommy Vercetti is a ranging lunatic.

401. ...And for a raging lunatic he's pretty naїve

402. Lance walks the streets in his pyjamas

403. If you shoot the driver of any bike, the passenger will be still sitting on the bike.

404. In the "Keep Your Friends Close..." mission the Mafia will be appearing coming from the limos parked in front of the entrance. Despite the fact that the limos can hold 4 people per vehicle, the endless number of Mafia members will come out.

In the "Keep Your Friends Close..." mission the Mafia will also be appearing coming from the helipad. Despite the fact that you can fully clear out the roof after killing Lance, the endless number of Mafia members will come out.

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WhistleBlower

405. Money is God in Vice City.

 

406. Vice City's economy relies heavily on tourism and the black market.

 

407. Apparrently no one cares about the history of Vice City.

 

408. The first thing you need to do in Vice City is befriend a lawyer.

 

409. BJ Smith can get you anything!

 

410. At Vice City, Shaft Hot Dogs is the taste of a real man's meat.

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lol232

 

349. Tommy is the only man in Vice City who can wield Machete, Katana and Chainsaw.

 

I agree, but not true with Katana, in Dirty Lickin's, at the last Group of Cubans you can see one Cuban with Katana...

 

411. Paramedic in Vice City 1986. were able to clear any kinds of deceases in few secs, even AIDS, and make a headless man alive ( If you head shot a person with a sniper, his head will fall of and paramedics will make him alive again, it happened to me twice!), sh*t, we need paramedics from Vice City 1986, they kick-arse!

Edited by lol232

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Arsen Vitiuk

412. Tommy never needs to crap, no matter how long you play

413. Tommy never needs to take a shower/bath, no matter how long you play the game

414. Tommy never needs to pee, no matter how long you play the game

415. Tommy never sweats, no matter how long you play the game

416. Tommy's clothes never wear out, no matter how long you play the game

417. You never need to take your favortie car to a workshop, no matter how long you play the game

418. All things said above are valid for everyone dwelling in Vice City

419. Tommy never consults a doctor

420. Tommy can travel to the Ghost World and back to real world via special portals

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