lol232 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) 251. Lance's Infernus is white.252. Lance's eyes are always closed, expect the cutscenes. 253. Vice City Races are really easy, you can pass them in a Manana! BTW, not to mention, Perennial, a green wood, even with popped tires! Edit: Ooops, sorry for double post! Edited April 25, 2011 by lol232 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060445913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
titereburn Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 (edited) 255. That you don't f*ck with Tommy Vercetti 256. Ken likes fish, he doesn't want to sleep with fish though. 257. Killing people is a normal thing that happens daily. 258. Cheating can get you rich. 259. You never pull out dollar bills to buy something. 260. Sonny Forelli never dies, I kill him, click on ''NEW GAME'' and he lives again. 261. I bought GTA VC 9 years ago, 9 years have passed and Tommy never gets old. 262. 9 years have passed, and Tommy never gets another clothing, he never has showers. Edited April 26, 2011 by titereburn Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060448542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 263. I bought the game 9 Years ago, Tommy never needs to piss 264. 9 years, and tommy never needs to sh*t! 265. Tommy never dies, even if he dies in GTA IV, he will just re-spawn at the nearest hospital Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060448775 Share on other sites More sharing options...
titereburn Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 266. Tommy Vercetti never goes to jail, he just drops by the police department. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060451913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 267. Ken Rosenberg is a f*cking King... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060454075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 185. Tommy, is the most cold blooded Protagonist in all GTA Series (and i think he is the 2nd most powerful man in GTA Series, 1st is Leone Salvatore) Sorry for double post... Not True, if Salvatore was a powerful man, he wouldn't be a pussy, he would do Jobs by himself... Etc... And Tommy, he does every Job alone (Unless Lance wants to help him)... And if Salvatore was most powerful man, he would't die In Sayanora Salvatore, and his mansion is TOO SMALL! Tommy is 1st Powerful man, and yes I did play GTA LCS, and STILL think Tommy is stronger... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060454081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 185. Tommy, is the most cold blooded Protagonist in all GTA Series (and i think he is the 2nd most powerful man in GTA Series, 1st is Leone Salvatore) Sorry for double post... Not True, if Salvatore was a powerful man, he wouldn't be a pussy, he would do Jobs by himself... Etc... And Tommy, he does every Job alone (Unless Lance wants to help him)... And if Salvatore was most powerful man, he would't die In Sayanora Salvatore, and his mansion is TOO SMALL! Tommy is 1st Powerful man, and yes I did play GTA LCS, and STILL think Tommy is stronger... Don't ask for excuses: just GET USED TO EDIT POSTS!!! About Slavatore: Power doesn't depend on the size of your estate and the ability to do things - it's all about MAKING people treat you as a boss. 268. It is impossible to commit suicide in Vice City, as you'll just respawn in front of the hospital. 269. Firemen rarely make an appearance in GTA Vice City (unless you throw a Molotov Cocktail) 270. Vice City Police is the roughest. 271. It was never so easy to enter the military base like in Vice City 272. There is a military helicopter standing at the helipad in civillian territory and it's ready for taking! 273. AmmuNation is selling illegal weapons (SPAZ is banned in USA) Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060454450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Spider 3:16 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 274. the "Love Fist Tour Bus" does not have straws 275. the "Love Fist Tour Bus" is a Limo 276. Lance whines like a bitch 277. u can buy property and businesses without anyone asking questions or doing a background check Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060454636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flesh-n-Bone Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 278. There's a limit to how high you can fly in the sky and that's the bottom line cause Flesh-n-Bone said so. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060455063 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadaBing15 Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 (edited) 278. Never trust a man who has brother issues ie: Lance 279. Never EVER trust a man who has a bad taste in fashion ie:Sonny Forelli 280. Bodyguards are USELESS!!! it would be fun though if they were available after The Rub Out 281. Never piss off a grown man wearing women's stockings 282. Never go to any mission without full health and armor (cause things might heat up a bit) 283. Never Ever drink strange drinks that were made by Auntie Poulet 284. Vercetti Gang is dumb (the sometimes say "Where are we?" even though they're in your mansion 285.You can shoot and kill yourself (Ride a pcj600,you must have an uzi,while riding move backwards then look to your left or right (Q or E) then hold the shoot button) Edited April 30, 2011 by BadaBing15 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060455802 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted June 19, 2011 Author Share Posted June 19, 2011 286. No matter how long you play VC, Tommy doesn't need to shave 287. Nor does he need a haircut. 288. No matter how long you play VC, Tommy never gets older 289. His hair will never become gray, no matter how long you play. 290. He never seems to be truobled with health issues\ 291. Tommy can get away easy with any kind of crime by giving all his weapons and some money to cops. 292. Cubans are good weather forecasters: when one of the Cubans sais "I think it will rain today", the rain does actually start in like 2 game hours. 293. Weapons, money, armor, clothing, police bribes and mission related items can levitate. 294. There are many places in the game where the subtitles don't match the spoken text. 295. Some characters have their mouth shut when they speak in some cutscenes 296. One of the Cubans will own Vice City someday ("One day this is gonna be my town, man!") 297. The car showroom Tommy owns is named "Sunshine Autos" both before and after he purchases it, but there are billboards reading "BJ's Used Autos". They remain even if Tommy buys the showroom. 298. Ken, Lance, BJ and Tommy (if dressed in Soiree) wear the same suit, just of different color. 299. If Tommy wears the Police Uniform, he's the only black-haired cop in Vice City. 300. Sometimes missions can be passed in a whole different way than the game intended you to do. 60%! Keep it movin', yo! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060545559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AB0333 Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 301. You can drive blown up cars. 302. If you kill someone in front of the hospital, an ambulance will come from another hospital. 303. Tommy is one cold badass. 304. You can easily steal a military helicopter by dressing up to a cop 305. Tommy can't climb walls. 306. Ocean View hotel is the only safehouse which you can enter. 307. If you go far into sea, you will be redirected, heading back to surface. There. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060545645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
guib Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 308. Tommy's only weakness is swimming. 309. Phil switches his arms all the time: then he is missing the left, then the right... 310. golfers are a gang, with a gangcar... 311.Forelli's aren't succesful in Vice City.(But hey, where are the succesful? Nowhere!) 312. There is an hotal room wich is the same as a hotelroom in Scarface, where someone was killed with a chainsaw. 313.Tommy likes his Hawaii shirt! (He says that after a cutscene, when the screen goes black) Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060545694 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted June 19, 2011 Author Share Posted June 19, 2011 (edited) 307. If you go far into sea, you will be redirected, heading back to surface. 314. Or stalled if you're driving a boat. 315. Cheats can make the game a lot easier 316. Using the cheat to put on a Haitian skin on Tommy doesn't prevent him from being hated by the Haitians 317. Tommy doesn't need to buy clothes - they'll be there for free, just waiting for Tommy to pick 'em up. 318. You can pass the game without buying a single weapon at gun stores or at hardware shops. 319. In some missions the 'Blow up vessels' cheat can help you instantly pass that mission. 320. You can get to Mainland, Starfish Island and Leaf Links Golf Club before they unlocked - you just have to know how. 321. The barriers on the bridges appear as mere transparent walls. 322. The game developers made sure you can't get to sealed off island by normal means - or at least they thought so... 323. Tommy knows how to fly helis but where did he learn it if he spent 15 years in jail??? 324. Tommy doesn't want to learn how to swim no matter how long you play VC. 325. Eating food can restore your health in an eyewink! 326. The ice creams on the top of the Cherry Poppers factory and Mr Whoopee van look like tits. No, really. 327. If looking on the roof of Mr Whoopee van from behind, you can see a face: the vent grill represents the moth while the ice creams resemble the eyes. 328. Bobcat and Moonbeam vehicles have their names written on them Edited June 19, 2011 by Arsen Vitiuk Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060545699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 306. Ocean View hotel is the only safehouse which you can enter. That one isn't true, you CAN Enter the Mansion(after it becomes Vercetti Estate), the car showroom, and every other business that Tommy purchases-they all have save points inside also...Just a heads up... Good job guys, let's keep it going. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060545732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmlwin.1996 Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 329. Tommy is immortal. He never dies and respawn at nearest hospital always. 330. Tommy is badass who drives off the people on sidewalk. 331. Vice city is a city which surrounds with water. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060546495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 332. In "Demolition Man" Avery says he's gonna head out of town for a while but the thing is, Mainland can be locked when this mission is attempted, so how is he gonna leave the city? Airport is the only mass transit alternative... 333. You have infinite number of opponents in Hotring and Bloodring. No matter how much cars you will destroy, new opponents will drive in the ring and join the action. You can never gain superiority by destroying them. 334. There is a Desert Eagle in some cutscenes but Tommy can never use it. 335. You can heal your car using Health cheat while driving 336. The Army is less deadly than FBI somehow... 337. Rico can swim and/or resurrect (as seen in "Naval Engagement" and "Trojan Voodoo") 338. "Haitian putas" - Rico. 339. Umberto loves all women, even his mother! 340. But Umberto doesn't love goats in skirts. He wouldn't touch them even with a ten foot pole! 341. In order to make love like a man, Umberto has to kill a Haitian 342. There are many audios and subtitles lines in the game's files that are not used in the game. 343. Sometimes Haitians will spawn in Little Havana (noticeably near Cafe Robina) 344. The same goes for Cubans, who will sometimes spawn in Little Haiti (noticeably near Auntie Poulet's shack) 345. According to Mr Magic, Starfish Island is where the crabs live Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060546549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AB0333 Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 306. Ocean View hotel is the only safehouse which you can enter. That one isn't true, you CAN Enter the Mansion(after it becomes Vercetti Estate), the car showroom, and every other business that Tommy purchases-they all have save points inside also...Just a heads up... Good job guys, let's keep it going. Dammit, forgot that. My bad. 346. There are some real nice asses hanging over at Ocean Drive. (you can't say this one isn't true ) Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060546923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 347. Tommy won't jump out from a burning helicopter if it's high above the ground. 348. Tommy is the only man in Vice City who wields weapons like Minigun, Flame Thrower, M60, Rocket Launcher, PSG-1 Laser Rifle, MAC, SPAZ, Python, Molotovs and Remote grenades. 349. Tommy is the only man in Vice City who can wield Machete, Katana and Chainsaw. 350. Of all the people in Vice CIty only Tommy, Lance, Phil, Hillary and Cam change clothes. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060546935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mateczko Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 351. Diaz forgot to plug in his VCR. 352. Tommy buys properties without signing in any paper. 353. In Vice City, Cuban refugees are cutting themselves a piece of some nice action. 354. Ken's Admiral has an unique white color. 355. Mercedes doesn't like her name. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060547203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 356. Mercedes is involved in activities that her father doesn't suspect of... 357. Jezz is playing guitar while wearing Mercedes's red bra 358. The music for Whodini's song "Magic's Wand" was written by John Rivas a.k.a. Mr Magic 359. Toni's hair is flame sensitive 360. Tommy usually doesn't pose as a driver for a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals 361. Somehow Tommy knows what are the colors of the wires coming form a bottle with Boomshine without looking at it, as he sais Willy to pull a green one to defuse the bomb while himself being focused on the road(Publicity Tour) 362. FBI Rancher is yellow 363. Zebra Cab is brown 364. Cuban Hermes is white 365. Sabre Turbo is blue with lemon yellow stripe 366. The Angel is red 367. The Hunter is green (and it will remain green even if there's another color programmed for it in data files) 368. Diaz sewats more than is acceptable 369. The day Lance saves Tommy's ass so Tommy would kiss Lance in retuen will never come. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060547347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleBlower Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 (edited) 370. The world Vice City resides in, strangely enough, has days that last 24 minutes. 371. Everyone in Vice City are constantly walking, running, and driving to no real destination. 372. Vehicles in Vice City never run out of gas nor do they need an oil change, or any type of maintennance, for that matter. Edited June 20, 2011 by WhistleBlower Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060547975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 253. Vice City Races are really easy, you can pass them in a Manana! 373. Not so easy if you drive a bike. The opponents will try to kick you off. 374. The player's opponents in Vice Street Races are fierce: they will try to spin out, pin against objects, flip and PIT the player's vehicle. 375. Everyone in the city has limitless ammo apart from Tommy if the game isn't finished 100% 376. You can kill a character, fail the mission, return to re-accept the mission... - and the character will be alive as if nothing happened. 377. If you headshot any person, his head will fall off and a fountain of blood will spill out. 378. The most interesting thing is that when you shoot off their head, they will put their hands up to their head! 379. Medics in Vice City can heal (and resurrect) anyone - doesn't matter if he's been shot, burned down, exploded or simply run over. 380. You can take any clothing item for free or at least the game sais so. 76% done! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060548670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleBlower Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 381. Everyone on the radio stations in Vice City talk about the same things, perform the same actions, and play the same songs every single day. 382. At the end of the game, the body of Sonny, his bodyguards, and Lance have mysteriously disappeared. 383. BJ Smith is seen twice within the game: at the party being hosted on Cortez's yacht and later in the game when Tommy goes to buy Sunshine Autos. 384. There is no storyline mission that takes place at the Vice City stadium. 385. The water in Vice City sparkles. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060550270 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 386. There is only one morgue in the city - Funeraria Romero 387. All the bodies dissolve after some time, the hearses don't come to pick them up 388. There are no cemeteries in Vice City 389. The only Fire Department in Vice City is in Downtown - then how could fire engines appear on Vice Beach, Prawn Island, Leaf Links and Starfish Island before the mainland is re-opened??? 390. Some citizens are seeing sh*t when they're taking pills Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060550531 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mateczko Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 391. Police Maverick on top of the Police Station in Downtown doesn't have machine guns. 392. Computer players in Bloodring don't have mercy. 393. In "Cap the Collector" Sanchez's drive at extreme speed. 394. Donald Love in VC doesn't speak a single line in whole game. 395. There's a ship that was used in "Bomb da Base Act II" in VC Docks. 396. The soundtrack in this game is kick-ass. 397. You can destroy a helicopter with a single shot from sniple rifle. 398. VCN Maverick is harder to control then a regular Maverick. 399. A big aeroplane in the aircraft is not solid at all. 400. Tommy Vercetti is a ranging lunatic. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060550840 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 400. Tommy Vercetti is a ranging lunatic. 401. ...And for a raging lunatic he's pretty naїve 402. Lance walks the streets in his pyjamas 403. If you shoot the driver of any bike, the passenger will be still sitting on the bike. 404. In the "Keep Your Friends Close..." mission the Mafia will be appearing coming from the limos parked in front of the entrance. Despite the fact that the limos can hold 4 people per vehicle, the endless number of Mafia members will come out. In the "Keep Your Friends Close..." mission the Mafia will also be appearing coming from the helipad. Despite the fact that you can fully clear out the roof after killing Lance, the endless number of Mafia members will come out. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060550876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleBlower Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 405. Money is God in Vice City. 406. Vice City's economy relies heavily on tourism and the black market. 407. Apparrently no one cares about the history of Vice City. 408. The first thing you need to do in Vice City is befriend a lawyer. 409. BJ Smith can get you anything! 410. At Vice City, Shaft Hot Dogs is the taste of a real man's meat. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060551641 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 (edited) 349. Tommy is the only man in Vice City who can wield Machete, Katana and Chainsaw. I agree, but not true with Katana, in Dirty Lickin's, at the last Group of Cubans you can see one Cuban with Katana... 411. Paramedic in Vice City 1986. were able to clear any kinds of deceases in few secs, even AIDS, and make a headless man alive ( If you head shot a person with a sniper, his head will fall of and paramedics will make him alive again, it happened to me twice!), sh*t, we need paramedics from Vice City 1986, they kick-arse! Edited June 23, 2011 by lol232 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060553732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted June 25, 2011 Author Share Posted June 25, 2011 412. Tommy never needs to crap, no matter how long you play 413. Tommy never needs to take a shower/bath, no matter how long you play the game 414. Tommy never needs to pee, no matter how long you play the game 415. Tommy never sweats, no matter how long you play the game 416. Tommy's clothes never wear out, no matter how long you play the game 417. You never need to take your favortie car to a workshop, no matter how long you play the game 418. All things said above are valid for everyone dwelling in Vice City 419. Tommy never consults a doctor 420. Tommy can travel to the Ghost World and back to real world via special portals Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462054-500-things-we-learnt-from-vice-city/page/4/#findComment-1060556880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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