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Arsen Vitiuk

500 things we learnt from Vice City

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DohEntertainment

154. all cops are white

155. skinny cops are apperently bad at chasing fat people with almost no clothes on.

156. after level 3 heat you will get clusterF***ED.

157. cops can't catch you in the last mission if you stay on starfish island.

158. kent paul is a chickenS***.

159. finding disks with stars on them will make the cops backoff a bit.

160. vice city is the town that sleeps with a gun in hand, DON'T WAKE THEM.

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28. Nothing except water and roll-over can destroy the Rhino.

False. The flamethrower can also destroy it (and I think molotov cocktails too). I know it had already been said, but Arsen Vitiuk should perhaps edit it, it hurts my eyes when I read it tounge.gif .

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gam3r4life

161. Instead of being proud, your dad might be mortified by the idea of you becoming a lawyer.

162. The loyalty of your friends cannot be determined by their innate cowardice or bravado.

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StarFyer

163. lance is a complete idiot

164. drinking boomshine while handling explosives...not a good idea

165. it's really easy to steal a tank

166. bj smith sounds a lot like lawrence taylor

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Jericho176

167. You can run through 6 cops and not get shoted - literally

168. You can rob a bank in less than a minute

169. Tommy is a fan of Claude who got famous in 2001, 18 years after 1984

170. Tommy sounds like Ray Liotta

171. Lance likes the name Quentin Vance

172. The taxi passengers are complete idiots

173. All the soldiers have moustache

174. Tony from Flash FM went in fire once

175. There's a machine with a video game similar to Super Mario Bros about a monkey (in Kaufman)

176. You can dress as Jason and noone will think you're crazy

177. Ricardo Diaz was a Tony Montana fan having almost the same mansion and wearing almost the same clothes

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AH64Hunter
167. You can run through 6 cops and not get shot - literally

168. You can rob a bank in less than a minute

169. Tommy is a fan of Claude who got famous in 2001, 17 years after 1984

170. Tommy sounds like Ray Liotta

171. Lance likes the name Quentin Vance

172. The taxi passengers are complete idiots

173. All the soldiers have moustache

174. Tony from Flash FM went in fire once

175. There's a machine with a video game similar to Super Mario Bros about a monkey (in Kaufman)

176. You can dress as Jason and noone will think you're crazy

177. Ricardo Diaz was a Tony Montana fan having almost the same mansion and wearing almost the same clothes

Fixed,

178.The rhino can destroy any thing but another rhino.

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Kwandilibro

179. People can run faster than speeding cars if shot at.

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mateczko

180. Hilary is taking too much room in the taxi.

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smellincoffee

181. The current owner of Cleveland resides in Florida.

182. Diaz's enemies seem to like living in Prawn Island. (Reference to VC & VCS.)

183. Vice City gives licenses to blind people.

184. The VCPD has a few grenades just lying around behind the station.

185. It is perfectly possible to play the game through without ever purchasing a weapon.

186. There are signs of a strange bathroom chainsaw murder in Ocean Beach.

187. You can find work just by answering that phone that rings at the mall.

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drrt4

182- the cops saw it ho-ho-ho what a load of crap!

 

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mateczko

189(drr4 corrrect your number). Tommy isn't a buider.

180. Some pedestrians are blind.

181. There aren't any female police members.

182. Sonny's wondering is his style.

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MyDog
164. drinking boomshine while handling explosives...not a good idea

 

Umm...how on Earth is possible to drink Boomshine WITHOUT handling the explosives?

 

183. Mitch Baker is blind. Tommy can wear a cop uniform and he will still say "You don't look like the law, so that brought you a minute" lol.gif

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runet54

184. Ken Rosenberg is Addicted to Cocaine

185. Tommy, is the most cold blooded Protagonist in all GTA Series (and i think he is the 2nd most powerful man in GTA Series, 1st is Leone Salvatore)

186. I got a Water Phobia when playing any GTA Series even playing GTA SA

187. When you type the cheat "BIGBANG" in the opening cutscene, when Ken says "i got my head on the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovel's sh*t. In my face"....the game will crash

188. Tommy is the most Handsome Man in Vice City

189. Tommy has a very high Accuracy when using guns

Edited by runet54

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mateczko

190. When killing people with chainsaw, a lot of blood drops will appear.

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Sanjeem
164. drinking boomshine while handling explosives...not a good idea

 

Umm...how on Earth is possible to drink Boomshine WITHOUT handling the explosives?

 

183. Mitch Baker is blind. Tommy can wear a cop uniform and he will still say "You don't look like the law, so that brought you a minute" lol.gif

heh, thats quite funny never thought about that icon14.gif

 

191. Tommy when in a helicopter won't jump out when you press the triangle unless you slow right down, which shows he has a little bit of common sense that he doesn't want to jump unless really forced to...

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Ziggy455
180. Hilary is taking too much room in the taxi.

192. He is not. Now shut up or you can get out and walk.

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Stuntzman

193. The cars are still so brittle.

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Arsen Vitiuk

193. There are no seasons in Vice City

194. There are no days of week, months or years, nobody even knows about a calendar there.

195. You can play Vice City forever, yet Tommy will never get older.

196. The game is set somwhere in Spring 1986. Beacuse there is an Easter Egg. And since Easter is celebrated in spring, that's when the game's set.

197. You can enter the Golf Course with weapons, even though you are forbidden to do so.

198. No other Vice City citizen except Tommy and Lance owns a helicopter.

199. There is no construction process on construction sites.

200. All vehicles have the same license plate.

 

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mateczko

201. There is a valuable exchange taking place on the roof of the Cherry Popper Ice Cream Company.

202. You can't get more that 4 wanted stars, before you complete the mission "Phnom Penh '86.

203. If anyone's Can Cam's Can!

204. You can also enter the EIA Terminal with weapons, even if you shouldn't be able to.

205. In Little Haiti, life's a bitch.

206. If you enter a taxi vehicle, you will earn $12.

Edited by mateczko

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Arsen Vitiuk

207. Ice creams on top of the Cherry Poppers look like boobs

208. No matter how much you play the game, the year will always be 1986

209. A day in Vice City is 24 minutes long

210. PIG shoot every gang on sight

211. No matter waht crimes you commit, you will never be processed to the court or convicted. Just pay a little fine to the Police Department and you're free to do what you want again.

212. When you enter a VCPD patrol car you'll get a Colt Shotgun with 5 ammo

213. When you get in the Enforcer, your armor will be refilled.

214. When you get into an ambulane, 20 health points will be added.

215. Haiti is HELL

216. At some point you will not be able to dress into Cubans outfit.

217. Donald Love is a four-eyed prick.

218. The French SWAT are the same model as Vice City S.W.A.T.

219. There are peds which are French intelligence agents.

220. The Army won't come searching for the tank you steal fro Cortez.

221. No matter what your wounds are, you will ALWAYS be healed.

222. If you kill a medic in front of the hospital, the ambulance will come from another hospital.

223. If you kill one out of two medics in an ambulance, then the other medic won't heal him. Instead, yet another ambulance will arrive to heal this medic.

224. There is an Infernus in North Point Mall. If you can't get it out, then how did it get in???

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Carbonox

225. It's easily possible to sprint from one side of an island to another with 6 stars, without taking any hits.

226. Entering an ambulance mystically increases your health...

227. ...but it can also decrease it if you have more than 100 HP.

228. Your maximum health increases just by delivering pizzas around the city.

229. After completing 100 fares, all taxis in the whole city suddenly get the ability to jump.

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Hotshot.

226 Little Havana is not broken fall as it looks.

227 Chopper Driving is dangerous in Night time.

228 Hotring racer isn't so good in Handling as compared to its name.

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lol232

229. Tommy has a poster of Claude in future...

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mateczko

230. Inside Hidden Packages there's cocaine.

231. Lance picked the wrong side.

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MyDog

232. No-one is in Malibu when Kent Paul is there.

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Jool

232. There are hidden shotguns in all police cars.

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shahmen

233. If you expose a gun in VCPD you will get a two star wanted level.

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Arsen Vitiuk

235. Earnest Kelly became Tommy's stepfather in the end.

236. Ken Rosenberg likes to pee in his enemies' mailboxes

237. There is no blood in Bloodring

238. Haitians are girls, Cubans are men with HUGE COJOJONES!

239. There are lots of weapons stashed around the city just waiting for someone to find them

240. Where there are fans in Cuban missions cutsenes from the cafe there are lamps if you walk in outsidfe the missions.

241. Auntie Poulet knew Tommy for a long time even though they have never met before

242. If you fly not so hight above the ground, the cops will be able to arrest you in mid-air

243. Love Fist musicians drink off their tits

244. Kent Paul has the same shirt as Tommy, only purple

245. Sometimes regular vehicles spawn inside Leaf Links golf club

246. As soon as the Mainland is reopened, there are lots of boats appearing moored in different locations along Vice Beach

247. People in Vice City generally don't lock their cars and leave their keys inside.

248. The ordinary Cheetah and Miami Vice guys Cheetah count as the same vehicle.

249. Mercedez is a sex machine

250. Prostitues have the ability to heal player above the hp limit.

 

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mateczko

251. Lance's Infernus is white.

252. Lance's eyes are always closed, expect the cutscenes.

253. Vice City Races are really easy, you can pass them in a Manana!

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lol232

This CAN'T DIE!

254. Nobody in Vice City knows to swing, a swimming school fail dozingoff.gif ..?

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