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105. Lazlow did come back from Broadcasting school to take over V-Rock from Couzin Ed

106. Vice City is so awesome that it was catapulted back in time and actually inspired the 1980's

107. Hawaiian T-shirts don't allow you to swim

108. Toni enjoys Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts

spaceeinstein

113: Strobe lights on vehicles do not have to be physically attached to the vehicles.

114: An explosion to the face at full health will not kill you.

115: Standing still while on fire is a perfectly fine reaction for Tommy.

116: No airborne vehicles can fly above the roof of the tallest buildings, except for the blimp.

120. Candy Suxx is the hottest women of III Era GTA

121. Ken Rosenberg needs to get some sleep

122. Avery Carrington has no idea his protoge will have him killed in 12 years time

123. The Village People performed in the Malibu in 1986

124. 1986 was a bad year to be Ricardo Diaz

 

//EDIT BY Spuds725//

The above BLACKED OUT text contains a spoiler of Liberty City Stories.... do not read if haven't played LCS unless you don't mind spoilers... move your mouse over the blacked out text to read.

Edited by Spuds725

 

20. If you start a vigilante mission with the hunter it says black hawk.

It actually says "Brown Thunder"-- this named after the Movie and TV show of the 80s called Blue Thunder... http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=blue+thunder

 

Yes I am old enough to remember this....

 

 

28. Nothing except water and roll-over can destroy the Rhino.

 

And Fire.... (although it does take a while)...

Edited by Spuds725
spaceeinstein
28. Nothing except water and roll-over can destroy the Rhino.

 

And Fire.... (although it does take a while)...

And ramming into stuff, and that really takes a while to achieve.

128. Rescure 78 people with Ambulance and you will be able to sprint until the rest of your life

129. Even if you die, you will wake up six hours later in front of the hospital

130. Near 23:00, a building near Malibu Club will show you the finger

Edited by Jericho176
silentsharklol

130. Near 23:00, a building near Malibu Club will show you the finger

It's not showing the finger, It's showing something even worse... orly.gif

 

131: Tommy is overrated just like Claude.

This is blasphemy how is he ovverated

Well all the gta protagonist (except the gta 1 protagonists) are overatted to some extent, But based on what i have seen said about them Claude and Tommy are the most overrated.

Example of Claude: refer to cidamelos posts for more info

Example of Tommy: The way his fanboys talk about him, as if he's Chuck Norris or something.

Note that i dont have a favorite protagonist (they all suck to me) tounge.gif

 

130. Near 23:00, a building near Malibu Club will show you the finger

It's not showing the finger, It's showing something even worse... orly.gif

 

131: Tommy is overrated just like Claude.

This is blasphemy how is he ovverated

Well all the gta protagonist (except the gta 1 protagonists) are overatted to some extent, But based on what i have seen said about them Claude and Tommy are the most overrated.

Example of Claude: refer to cidamelos posts for more info

Example of Tommy: The way his fanboys talk about him, as if he's Chuck Norris or something.

Note that i dont have a favorite protagonist (they all suck to me) tounge.gif

Offtopic continues: I think Claude and Tommy are the best GTA characters evere. The games they come from are great, the storylines were awesome, the atmosphere were more than great, and the other characters were pretty cool too. When GTA III first came out it was a revolution in the game world. Then GTA Vice City came out with all the new features that we all wanted in GTA III... we could fly, shoot someone through the window, pop tires, we could crouch and take cover, we could drive bikes, we could change clothes, yet Tommy still looked great (in a non-gay way)... we had a huge selection of music in-game, listened to 80s music /which I find great/, Tommy was as cool as Claude... and Vice City was obviously based on movie Scarface /which is another great feature/. It was all about having fun in the fun way. Then they released San Andreas... love the game, but the storyline, the atmosphere, characters, etc. was nothing compared III, VC. The new thing was that Carl can change his appearance and could swim and climb walls. I think it would be better if you could change his hairstyle and add mustache/ beard, but leave the clothing to Rockstar. . I never really liked how I dress in SA, except buying a Hawaii shirt and wearing jeans. We could pass without swimming/ climbing, plus a lot of real-life stuff like eating, going to gym, having a girlfriend, which makes the gameplay cooler, but it wasn't that fun anymore. It was more like Sims than GTA with all these features. I don't say it's bad though. Everyone used to say "San Andreas is the best". Then we had GTA IV. They improved the clothing thing and now you will always dress in Niko' style, the missions and story were great, not to mention characters, the gameplay and everything, but still the feeling wasn't the same as when GTA III and Vice City first came out. It was just another great game in the series with better graphics. From "San Andreas is the best" the kids are now saying "GTA IV is the best" without a single word for III or Vice City... this just sucks. I like all the GTAs, including SA and IV, but if it comes to storyline/ having fun I will first pick III and VC then everything else.

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137? - When using the replay (F1 - depending on configuration) does not show the co-characters of the mission!

 

ex: In the first mission, you have to take Mercedes to the Club, if you press F1 (replay), it does not appear. icon14.gif

Edited by StanleyBR
Mr Vice City

139. They never stop dancing at the Malibu (unless you kill them)

140. Sunshine Auto's has the greatest name for a car dealership ever

141. Vice City has the best sunsets

142. Don't leave it to guys called mike to wire the fuses

143. Fernando Martinez set up Kent Paul with a fat chick

144. Kent Paul talks similar to Del Boy

Arsen Vitiuk

145. Colonel Cortez doesn't care if his daughter stars in porn movies. He only cares whether she's going to be a lawyer.

146. Auntie Poulet has VERY big tits.

147. Some people on the streets will say to Tommy: "Come here and sit on my knees"

148. When you make a headshot, the target's head will disappear and a fountain of blood will spill out.

149. Mario has hard time.

150. Love Fist have a custom license plate on their car reading LUVF1ST and it is the only custom license plate in the whole game!

 

30% done! Way to go!

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