Ledsbourne Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 495. Dildo can Kill a human.496. Vibrator can kill a human. You'd be surprised how many prolific religions would agree with this Anyway: 530. Carl gets surprised when Cesar hands him a silenced pistol, despite most probably using bazookas, miniguns and other powerful weapons by then. 531. FBI agents are just random fellows who mindlessly drive by fours in black SUVs carrying SMGs. There's heaps of those guys everywhere. 532. When you take down 100 police helicopters, they still have budget to send in more! 533. Tanks are often sent into towns to catch a criminal. But they don't shoot him - just try to run him over, very slowly! 534. Every radio DJ has a problem with him/her-self. 535. Pleasing a girl is generally easy - you just take her for foor/drive her around the block/go dancing with her, also give her some generic flowers, then you have sex 536. Girls don't get mad at you when you give her a dildo. Even if you give her one on each date, definitely looking like you're trying to tell her something. 537. It's wise to carry a golf club or a shovel in the glove box. You never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metzger Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) 538. Founded yourself between a cops and a herd place? No problem. Just take an example from a movie stars and put your sun glasses on, or change one of your clothes. This method is so effective, that the cops won't be able to recognize you at all, and your trail will get cold almost instantly. 539. If you need a weapon then don't waste your money in a local gun shop, just take a look around in your neighborhood. Who knows what you might discover. 540. Your friends are so dedicated to your cause, that they will don't mind if you use them as a suicide bombers (after spraying all tags, find a GSF member who is wielding a knife and recruit him, attach remote explosive to him, take him to the enemy gang turf, wait for him to get close enough to enemy gangbangers, then use your detonator and be proud from your hoomie that he sacrificed himself for GSF's cause). Edited December 31, 2011 by Metzger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaRzY6 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 541. If you fail to do a job for someone, you can just go back and retry. 542. Everyone in San Andreas must get an abortion. 543. CJ can just go into the biggest military base in SA and steal a $6 000 000 project and hide it at an old airfield that wouldn't be 20 miles away for the military base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 544. A multi-million dollar stolen project can sit out in the open and the government can't find it, just like in real life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaRzY6 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 544. A multi-million dollar stolen project can sit out in the open and the government can't find it, just like in real life... Haha...so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alifjenius Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 512. All Buildings, statues and a Triad dude from Home in the Hills are INVINCIBLE! 545. People in SA has to pass the Alley Oop to get a driver license 546. People in SA has to pass Jump & Stoppie with a motorcycle to get a motorcycle license 547. People in SA has to do a barrel roll in order to get an ordinary pilot license 548. $9999999 is the limit of money that people in SA could have 549. You don't have a blood spot on your body when you got shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 550. CJ is self-sealing when punctured, although he will pass out (wasted). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta player13 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 551.SA is supposed to be california and nevada but it's island. 552.Noone in real life wouldn't think that way of suicide.(stealing black-project) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ify24 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 553. You can kill people with helicopter elise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglevempire Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 554. If you f*ck a whore, and then kill her. You won't get the money you payed! Bullsh*t. 555. You can fight and kill Cesar after the race in Los Santos. (It's fun as well) 556. Sharks will never eat you in the sea, too bad. 557. Carl "CJ" Johnson is a total whore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho176 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 (edited) 558. Big Smoke loves chicken 559. Catalina is obsessed with Carl and probably never really loved Claude 560. Carl doesn't love any of his (ex)girlfriends 561. Carl can eat up to 10 big meals of veggies and still won't puke or get fat 562. OG Loc was raped in prison 563. Berkley is an asshole 564. Carl can become a pro-athlete in just few days 565. Los Santons police keep dildos in their showers... 556. Well known fact: Aliens exist 557. The Truth is actually telling the truth 568. They're coming... Edited February 12, 2012 by Jericho176 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twannie1997 Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 (edited) 569. Gangs can move through the whole state when they are attacking, and you are somewhere else. EDIT 570. Government jet fighters shoot at hovercrafts. 571. Area 69 is actually Black Mesa. 572. Gordon Freeman once lived in San Andreas crowbars, scientists, military, looks like Half-Life Edited February 12, 2012 by twannie1997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los Santos Pedestrian Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 573. Drivers in the State of San Andreas are allowed to drive up to 120 miles per hour and change lanes without warning 574. You can evade police by respraying your car 575. Police are too stupid to know how to jump 576. The army in San Andreas is so underfunded it allows itself to be robbed of a $60,000,000 jetpack and a $1,500,000 fighter jet by a black guy who lived in a ghetto 577. People who fly to Liberty City from SA only see a partially built Portland that is half-solid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomJK Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 (edited) 578.People never lock the house door. 579.In driving school you have to do bullsh*t thats never needed. 580.When you fly with the jetpack for $60,000,000 that you stole from area 69, no one cares. 581.People never get in or out of buildings. 582.Bikes are indestructible. Edited February 18, 2012 by TomJK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 583. You don't have to pay tax's in San Andreas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDanceWithLance Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 584. You must always watch your back in rival hoods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxBfmvPoison Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 585. In 'Tagging up Turf', Sweet says he's gonna tag up more hoods, but instead he parks in the middle of Grove Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los Santos Pedestrian Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 586. When Sweet says he's going to tag up more hoods, he drives off in the passenger seat 587. No one wears a seatbelt or locks their car doors 588. Airport security is so lacking that a random black guy can scale the fence and steal a jet airliner 589. Whenever it rains, there's always thunder and lightning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 590. People's heads can be shot off with guns, but only when they're alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan4life Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 591. You won't get married 592. Police can't swim 593. There won't be any city developement in San Andreas 594. Santa Maria Beach Ferris Wheel is useless 595. People in San Andreas is too stupid to call a police 596. Barbers can grow your hair 597. World is 157 years old - fact! 598. Train is stronger than tanks 599. You could live without passing the childhood moments 600. The paramedic could revive anyone 601. Indoors could be found in the other universe using floating yellow cone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 602. Carl Johnson is the only person in the entire state that can swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 602A, besides the campanions doing a mission with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_SA_Guru_ZIM Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 603. CJ will never dies. He was saved by the hospital even after he fell from an andromada from a great height and landed straight into a car. 604. It is possible to blast a car by punching it. 605. The world has a height limit. 606. Cars ALWAYS explode if they are flipped over. 607. Helicopters do not get destroyed if you fly it straight into a building. 608. Liberty City was not solid during CJ's time and if you walked into the un-solid area, you would fall into the underworld. 609. People never get older. 610. Ryder has worn the same outfit throughout his entire life. Even at death. 611. A passenger plane can carry only one person. 612. Fishes never die. 613. There is something written on the Golden Gate Bridge. 614. If you work as an Ambulance driver, you won't even die after you had fallen a building like the Downtown Skyscraper. 615. If you cut a hole in the ground, you will fall to the Hell and get teleported back over the ground. 616. Area 69 is so secure that there is no police at the secret base. 617. You never need to go to the washroom. 618. You can never sleep. 619. You will never have any diseases. 620. The world does not have any animals except Dolphins, Sharks, Fishes, Jellyfishes, Starfishes, Turtles and Human beings. 621. The the Ambulance drivers fail to save anyone, then that person will disappear. 622. The paramedics can even save the person who died from getting hit by a rocket. Sorry if any of these were mentioned earlier... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASanAndreas12345 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 623: Jetpacks don't burn CJ's arms. 624: Dusk in San Andreas lasts for three to five hours, but dawn only lasts for two. 625: All aircraft are limited to altitudes no greater than 1 km. 626: CJ can live on a meal every three days. 627: CJ can live without water. 628: Liberty City is situated 1.5 km above San Fierro. 629: In Liberty City, it snows during the summer, but not in October. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veigar Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 630: The airports don't have air traffic. 631: The "S" For school, Is still on the radar even Inside an interior. 632: CJ may be the only Gangster That succeeded in life. 633: San andreas was set during 1992, and in Las Venturas, Many hotels were missing, from LAS VEGAS's 1992 hotels. EX: Dunes, Sands, Stardust, frontier, and more. 634: CJ lives everywhere. 635: There was a plane crash over by the big ear. 636: Cops are brainless and focus on murder than arrest. 637: Andromada's can be seen flying in the sky, Also an AT-400 can. But they never land at any airports, and if you get lucky and catch up to them, they just fly off the map. Same with evaded Police Heli's. 638: A wheelchair is at Fisherman's lagoon. 639: A cock rock is near Verdant Meadows. 640: Trains go in different directions on the same track, If paid attention to. 641: The horseshoes are very much larger then an average horseshoe, how big is the horse to wear the horseshoes In venturas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitsuha Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 (edited) 642:While driving the train, you can't use other types of camera but cinematic 643:You can't switch places with a passenger only in missions 644:You can bail out of a Dodo plane and steal a Shamal while the shamal is running 645:No matter where you kill Smoke the cutscene will still show smoke dying near a safe 646:You can still enter Smoke's crack palace despite the palace went kaboom. 647:Even if you bump the Area 69 gate FBI will still chase you 648:Aliens were real according to Area 69 reports 649:There is nothing but military vehicles in Easter Basin Naval Station Edited April 22, 2012 by RyujinXKaizer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rabbit Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 650 - running, swimming and cycling makes it so you can take more bullets before you "die" 651 - people drive like morons on freeways 652 - nobody can fly planes without crashing in the middle of a city 653 - 9/11 was not a fresh idea, people were crashing planes into buildings in 1992 654 - nobody can spray over a CJ sprya tag, NOBODY! 655 - girlfriends have a 6th sense that tells them when you are in the same city as them 656 - house prices were really low in 1992 657 - real estate agents did not exist in 1992 658 - if you murder 100 people and get arrested you will escape with a fine, unless you are dating an officer in the desert, even if you are arrested in the city 659 - it is incredibally quick and easy for some ghetto boy to learn ho to fly 660 - a week or 2 after learning to fly you are able to fly a military jet and take down 2 professional jet pilots in a dog fight 661 - a ghetto gangster can take on an armed compund full of army guys no problem 662 - Northerners are all stupid (to be honest I knew this before) 663 - murder only might get the attention of the police 664 - GTA attracts big names to do voice acting 665 - snipers suck 666 - walk down the street with an RPG, nobody gives a f*ck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adisetyadi39 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 667. CJ can get on the top of a Police Maverick and destroy it with a chainsaw without losing any health. 668. Doing a jump from a skyscraper and fall on the ground with quad will only hurt cj a little. 669. Cj is the most brave man in san andreas. 670. Donut shop and 24/7 are useless in the interior. 671. Cop will leave cj in one wanted level after fighting with him if cj doesnt fight him back. 672. Only one chopper which have a magnet. 673. Fbi Rancher is heavier than a securicar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delanto Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 674. Every law enforcement skin (FBI, army, all city cops) has a boner Don't ask me how I noticed that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adisetyadi39 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 675. One guy can take over all of the gang teritories without many problem 678. You can win a gang war by winning or passing 3 wave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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