flickster2000 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 401. After being in water, You'll come out completely dry no matter what. 402. Paramedics will immediately come to the dead and revive him only by pushing on his chest a little bit. 403. Haircuts take like..... 3 seconds. And they lag a little bit. Also by getting a haircut you can magically grow more hair! 404. You can beat up a hooker and get your money back. 405. Cops are enemies. 406. It took 4 GTA games before you could swim... 407. Your pockets are big... REAL BIG 408. if you have a 1 star, cops will shoot at you if you're holding a gun, but they'll only chase you if you show them your melee weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldofCog Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 409. By flying a plane off the map, gangs appear in random locations. 410. If you throw tear gas at a crowd, then slit someone's throat with a knife, everyone is somehow affected by the knife and will die. 411. Helicopter cops can see their house from anywhere in San Andreas, no matter how high or far they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 401. After being in water, You'll come out completely dry no matter what. As a matter of fact, that one's wrong... 410. When you come out of the water, you'll be wet, but you get dry extremely fast - it's a matter of 5 seconds (Even 5 in-game minutes ain't always enough to get dry in real life! (uless it's a drieg weather)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFever Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 75. Airport security sucks.79. Cops would rather run into a fence for three hours than go around it. yeah them Numbnuts....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superzero Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 413. When swimming underwater, you can swim straight through any of the sea creatures that can be found. 414. You can survive jumping off the top of a Casino and landing in the back of a pick-up truck (The mission with Madd Dog) 415. Every Police officer in San Andreas looks similar, if not, the same. 416. You can walk around the city with a Rocket Launcher or a Minigun, and nobody will care. 417. Dildos can be found in Police Station Bathrooms 418. If you have no hair, you can walk into a barbers and walk out with an Afro. 419. CJ never has to sit down in the GTA games, only when he is driving, of course. 420. When riots break out throughout the city, you will find Old Ladies running around with TVs, pulling people out of cars and attacking other pedestrians. I apologize if any of these have already been said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackbro Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 421. Ammu-Nation allows dual-wielding in gun challenges. 422. Cops are doing crimes. 423. Cars respawn after you stole them. 424. Despite that the game is set in 1992, there are songs from 1995. 425. You can get 9 tattoos in 20 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 415. Every Police officer in San Andreas looks similar, if not, the same. That one's incorrect. There are different cop models for Los Santos, San Fierro, Las Venturas and country policemen. It would be more correct to say that... 415. Some police officers look similar among themselves, if not the same. 426. Carl Johnson can commit more than one successful suicides 427. Salvaotre Leone can blind-throw knives 428. In the AmmuNation you can hear a commercial from Vice City. 429. RC Barons are not toys, they're just smaller. 430. Lazlow is once again having a hard time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackbro Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 431. In a Pay N Spray your car gets fixed and recolored in 2 seconds. 432. Between around 05:00 - 06:00 the sun is underwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldofCog Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 424. Despite that the game is set in 1992, there are songs from 1995. Which song is from 1995? The only songs that I know of that were released as singles after Summer '92 were Killing in the Name of (released 11/1992), I'm So Into You (released 12/1992), It Was a Good Day, Check Yo Self, Nuthin' But a G Thang, f*ck Wit Dre Day, and Plush (all released in 1993) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 (edited) 433. OG Loc is better than Justin Bieber... Edited August 6, 2011 by lil weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toni cinpriani Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 434:CJ can reply on ped qoutes, if they're about CJ's clothes or haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLeek Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 435:If you own money to a casino,they will sent some men to kill ya 436:Every girlfriend is a whore 437:Carl is one-man-army,just like Arnold Swatsen-whatever 438:Always remember:your friends find your mama attractive 439:We leanrd that Grove is home 440:Everybody who played this game , improved his English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toni cinpriani Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 436: CJ can heal by f*cking a prostitute 437: If CJ Bas completed the pimping missions, prostitutes pay CJ to heal him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomy1986 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) 441: Cars and trucks will ram you while driving a two-wheeled vehicle. Because they can. 442: You will forever forget how to make your own ghetto special attacks if you learn new moves in any gym. 443: CJ hates gravity. 444: Headless policemen may chase you while driving their car if you pop out their heads from a moderate distance and they don't fall out. 445: Ryder is a loser, but you can hear him singing "Hood Took Me Under" in Radio Los Santos. 446: Respect means that I can drag 7 homeboys to their doom anywhere I want. 447: Fearless gangsters from Orange Grove will squeal like little girls and run away in fear if a helicopter light spots them. 448: Pedestrians will complain about CJ's bad odour if 24h have passed ingame without saving your progress in a safehouse. Edited August 16, 2011 by Tomy1986 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLeek Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 449:The Vagos and Ballas can unite their power,but Carl destroys them with a 9mm 450:Don't smoke green,don't sell yay'o in the school and don't put hands on your teacher 451:Magic words:f*ck off bitch 452:The Sweeper isen't Minesweeper 453:Homies 4 life 454:Turismo isen't Ferrari 455:Uncle Sam is the person with lots of guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyDog Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 455:Uncle Sam is the person with lots of guns Actually, Uncle Sam is a personification of the USA government. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Scrotum Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 456- 23 is a very important number (reference to Are You Going To San Fierro mission in which The Truth [...]) 457- You can kill thousands of cops in a Police Department, yet more always come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mateczko Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 458 - You can get 13,37% at the beginning of the game without even doing "Big Smoke". 459 - There are a lot of custom plates on vehicles. 460 - You learn pretty fast, with a police on your ass. 461 - You can get knocked over by a plane if you try to jump off of the Mount Chiliad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superzero Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 462. After being shot multiple times, set on fire, hit by a car and fallen off of something high, a Pizza will heal you. 463. Although signs in the clothing shops may suggest so, not all items are 99c. 464. Smacking somebody with Flowers will gain the attention of the police. 465. You can pay up to £1000 for a certain haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username.gta Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Sorry if these facts have already been stated. 466. Girlfriends can track your location and call you if you are in their city/county. 467. If you want to wear a hat in a different style, you have to buy it again but in the style you want. 468. There are less cops if you are slightly wanted (1 Star) than there is in normal gameplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Sorry if these facts have already been stated. It is the Posters duty to read through ALL the posts to avoid duplicates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Sorry if these facts have already been stated. It is the Posters duty to read through ALL the posts to avoid duplicates. Yeah just imagine someone checking 973 facts just to post his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyboy Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 469. cj can fall 1000ft, continually press the jump button and survive with only a tiny bit of health left over 470. simply sitting in a car with a prostitute and having your car rock side to side passes for having sex in san andreas 471. cj can set fire to concrete 472. no matter what injuries a pedestrian sustains, a simple medic can revive them back to live by simply kneeling down with you for a second 473. cj can enter a barber shop and leave with more hair than what you went it with 474. you can go from anorexic to arnold schwarzenegger like within a matter of days by simply lifting a few weights and eating nothing but salad 475. if a gangster fires at cj in front of police its all fine and dandy but returning fire in order to save yourself is against the law 476. even with airbraking up to about 50000000 ft the army can still attack cj with aircraft 477. with a six star rating, cj can be teleported to anywhere on the map and cops will already be there waiting to ambush him as if they knew where he was going to be instantly 478. radio stations actually play in one big continuous loop repeating themselves over and over 479. if cj happens to go into a pay and spray with cops waiting for him outside, once he reappears with a different coloured car they seem to mistake him for a inocent bystander 480. cj never dies, instead he is always revived and seems to awaken despite whatever injuries he may have sustained only to find himself outside a hospital dont know if some of these have already been said, soz if they have thats all i cba to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john12 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 481.reciuted guys can swin. 482.even woozi says that he can't swim, he swims in water without dying. 483.there is an easter egg at the top of the gant bridge. 484.you don't get stars if you enter in police department but, if you go the shotgun room you get 2 stars. 485.kendals skin is different in the mission 'high stakes low rider'. she seems to be really black and not at all kendal which is seen in cutscenes. Sorry, if anyone has already posted these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 ** What's the Point of listing '1000' things if Players arn't bothering to read through the previously listed items to avoid duplication? ** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObiWan Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 486. Tanks Vs. Small Trash Bin = Small Trash Bin wins 487. in the Barber Shop, you gain hairs, beards and mustaches. Instead of cutting them 488. You cannot destroy buildings even with 1000000000000000000000000000 satchel charges all over it 489. You blow yourself, your body wont blow up, instead, your soul did. 490. You can survive a great fall with a bike even with 10000000000000000000000km height if you have maximum cycling skills 491. Cops never been to serious ( you can always hear them talking on the police radio ) 492. You can kill them with 1 headshot, but they can't headshot you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattDet Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 493. If cops are shooting at you and Grove Street members are nearby, the GSF members will help you and shoot at the police? Sorry if this had already been asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metzger Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 494. Humans can hit with their elbows so hard, that they can kill someone with one or two hits, and they can destroy non armored vehicles with several hits. (LV gym's fighting style). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 495. Dildo can Kill a human. 496. Vibrator can kill a human. 497. Cops will shoot at you if you just aim at one with Fists 498. Nobody in the entire game doesn't have to take a sh*t 499. Nobody in the entire game doesn't have to piss 500.Helena doesn't give a sh*t who is she shooting at, so you better stay away from her! 501. In San Andreas Everybody has bad breath because they never heard of brushing your teeth! 502. In San Andreas everybody stinks they never heard of taking a shower or a bath! 503. Cops are so retarded that only thing they can catch is cold 504. There are horseshoes around Las Venturas and nobody except Carl wants to be lucky. 505. In San Andreas everyone has infinity ammo except Carl before he doesn't complete the game 100%. 506. Extinguishing down 78 fire will get your ass Fireproof 507. Doing 10 Pimping missions will make hookers pay you 508. Carl can run faster than Big Smoke even when he is a lot fatter than him 509. Pulaski is an asshole to the end 510. Nobody can stop Ryder 511. Big Smoke will eat your meal when it's getting cold 512. All Buildings, statues and a Triad dude from Home in the Hills are INVINCIBLE! 513. Nobody Celebrates Christmas in San Andreas 514. Nobody Celebrates New Year in San Andreas 515. Nobody Celebrates easter in San Andreas 516. Nobody Celebrates Halloween in San Andreas 517. There's only Summer is San Andreas 518. San Andreas is a Childless and Babyless place 519. San Andres is Schoolless place (But there is one University though) 520. Nobody in San Andreas is or can become pregnant 521. Nobody in San Andreas except Carl goes Shopping 522. Cops chase your ass even if you do some errands for them! 523. Nobody except Carl buys Snacks or Drinks from vending machines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metzger Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 (edited) 524. People can jump when they are swimming on water's surface, even if their feet are not touching bottom. 525. Our world is actually a one giant island, which is surrounded by an endless quantity of water. 526. Trains are indestructible. 527. Tanks can withstand an endless amount of explosives. 528. If you want to perform burglary, then keep in mind, that police will not react, even when they see you while you are exiting a house, wearing balaclava and carrying an electronic hardware, as long as you are not detected by a house's inhabitant. 529. Taxi companies are rewarding their most experienced cabbies, by upgrading their taxis with a bottles containing N20 (nitro). Edited December 28, 2011 by Metzger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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