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1000 things we learnt in San Andreas. V2.


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348: There is no speed limit in San Andreas.

349: CJ can drink a can of soda in 3 seconds.

350: Nobody uses umbrellas when it rains

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JakartaHomies

351. Locked-on missiles can travel more far than non-locked-on missiles

352. Hunter's machine gun will always prefer to shoot peds and cars, even the MG is not movable

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353.IF what peds say is true then CJ really needs a bath.

354.IF you enter a checkpoint and there is a car on fire near you it will magical repair itself after the cutscene is finished.

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355. if CJ got 6-star wanted level, the army will chase him with rhino and barracks. but the army never use the rhino's main gun, even if CJ fight back in a rhino

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356. If you crash into a car it will go crazy and drive into you and even follow you off a cliff!

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357.It is not illegal to impersonate an officer of the law.

 

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357. No matter how hard you try you can never crash you car and fall out of the front windscreen colgate.gif

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359.Blind people can drive pretty well.

360. They can shoot well too.

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Stuntzman

361. CJ frowns when you are running with a rocket launcher.

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364. If a handyman wants to join a bank robbery, he can join by saying: ''I live here!''

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<error deleted> blush.gif [...]

CJ (to the occupant), "Hey, what are you still doing here?"

OCCUPANT: "I live here."

CJ: "Oh, OK, you can stay.

tounge2.gif OCCUPANT: "Great."

[...]

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He was in the room. He was asked, 'Why are you here?" I don't believe he was a part of the heisst crew.

He was! I have evadince:

 

, go to 3:35 and he gets out of the car, you can see him walking after that too....

 

Anyway, ontopic:

 

365. The 3 mafia families, the Forelli, the Leones and the Sindacco's, aren't so succesful in the Casino business!

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366. San Fierro has a tramline, but it never makes any stops.

367. You cannot get on the tram figuratively, but you can get on the tram literally.

368. If you are "on" the tram going clockwise you'll see it is almost continuously on the wrong side of the road.

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369. Even though the GSF is allied with the Varrios Los Aztecas, their members can still attack CJ?

370. If you go somewhere along the border of the Ballas and Vagos territories, they attack each other though they're allied with each other?

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371:If you go to Area - 69 with Jetpack, heatseeking rockets will start to shoot at you when you go too high on air.

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372. You can just break into an army area by sneaking through searchlights and steal an $6000000000 project easily.

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372. You can just break into an army area by sneaking through searchlights and steal an $6000000000 project easily.

Hahaha, yeah. True. biggrin.gif

 

374. Apart from VC and III, in SA you can't drive exploded cars.

(Sorry if this one has been written already)

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376. A person will have the Mafia after him/her if he/she is out of money.

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376. A person will have the Mafia after him/her if he/she is out of money.

Yeah, I tested that before, they start calling you first!

 

377. CJ is a better driver then Claude (the guy from GTA III)

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flickster2000

378. Fire a bullet on a weapon, change to another and you'll have a full round again.

379. Stand on top of a moving car to have a free ride!

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380: Cops that supposedly 'hate' gangs still ally with certain ones.

381: Some shops have built-in Miniguns on top. (Air Raid)

382: Planes can fly through some trees.

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385. The ocean never ends.

386. CJ can dive into the end of the ocean.

387. CJ can stay in water how ever it is long.

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383. airplane's wings don't break

384. fly around san andreas and you'll have a pilot License

385. tuning some car can make it slower

386. the garage eats paintjobs

387. walk around the city with a weapon w/o anybody noticing

389. jump while swimming!

390. MMMUUURRRDDDEEERRR SIMULATOOOOR!

391. children do not have the right to exist

392. You can't buy clothes without trying them on.

393. If you drive a rare car around town, all of a sudden everyone is driving the same kind of car!

394. You can build up good muscles in just a few days at the gym.

395. If you walk into a spray n pray garage the cops wont be able to find you anymore

396. You can't carry a baseball bat and a knife at the same time.

397. You'll be asleep for 6 hours... in 1 second

398. EVERYBODY'S FINGERS ARE GLUUED

399. You can swim for as long as you want without getting tired. ( God I would love to do that )

400. pull out a gun in a blink of an eye

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