twannie1997 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 241. rival gangs are angry, but scared 242. fire trucks are annoying 243. ambulances kill more people then saving people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakartaHomies Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 (edited) 244. Paramedic and Firefighter are timid people 245. fire trucks wash more people than fire 246. some pedestrian are timid people, they will run when hear gunshot even they have M4 and RPG 247. windmill always rotating, even if there is no wind 248. you can't cutting grass with Combine Harvester 249. Police departement always got serious property losses when riot 250. Smoke can appear from water when riot Edited December 26, 2010 by JakartaHomies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twannie1997 Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 251. cops sometimes forget what they were doing, and then.. they remember 252. Your girlfriends are racers and criminals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 253. Money is Fireproof. 254. Ammo doesn't cook-off in a fire. 255. CJ likes the smell of burning Long Pig. 256. Flames lose their burning ability after a few seconds. 257. Monitor operators like to flush CJ. 258. Vehicle operators aim for CJ when he shoots. 259. Paramedics like to park their vehicles on CJ when then can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twannie1997 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 260. the truth is out there (san fierro) 261. grenades can bounce of bullets 262. SWAT is trying to prevent you from going to earthquake cities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 263. SWAT teams have problems sliding down the ropes. 264. Cheats can somehow automatically activate themselves 265. There are 2 Denise Robinsons in game 266. Guppy wields M4 like an MP5 but CJ can't. 267. Maccer wants to have sex with Margarett Thatcher 268. Gorbachev has his agent in the White House. 269. CJ looks like his voice actor, Steve Bellard. 270. When you enter Caligula's after 'Breaking The Bank At Caligula's' mission, the Mafia guards won't hunt you down. 271. Ken Rosenberg has tits 272. Liberty City is situated in heaven 273. You race the 8-Track in a Hotring Turbo but are rewarded with an ordinary Hotring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twannie1997 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 265. There are 2 Denise Robinsons in game Wrong. Denise is a Vagos crack prostitute, that's why she can be seen in 'A Home In The Hills'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 No,it is correct, because if you kill her during the mission, you will still have her as a girlfriend outside the mission. So, there are 2 separate Denise Robinson skinned characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkbrian Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 274. The bridge above Grove Street has a wall that can break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twannie1997 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 275. tv's fall through ground when riot 276. Old Reece could be CJ's father Reece Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avskygod0 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Ghost cars are ghost cars because someone forgot to turn on handbrakes. CJ can walk trough trees. CJ's mom is not dead,even if everyone says so. Trees know to fly! CJ feeds on air. Ryder hates drugs,but uses them himself. People are brainless clones in San Andreas. Easiest way to find Puerto Amarila Valley is to fly trough burned gyms roof,even if the valley is actualy interior world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost glendale fan 4 live Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 285. There is a blue wall inside of a house near a lake. 286. In the PC version, sometimes if you crash into someone they will try to run you down. 287. There is a abandoned Gas Station in Fort Carson. 288. There can be seen an car on top of Mount Chilliad driving. 289. Cars drive into Cluckin bells. 290. Cars do not drive into Gas Stations 291. CJ has drove a Perennial. 292. There are cars parked on some Gas Stations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livejoker Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 293. CJ will go to any party just to steal a van with turn-tables in the back. 294. CJ also has moves that will get him in that van. Dance, CJ, dance! 295. OG Loc is in the place and he'll put a gun in yo' face! 296. Big Smoke talks like he took the same stuff as Ryder did. 297. Ceasar is Canadian, eh ese? 298. Cops are as dirty as gangsters. 299. Tommy Vercetti is a figurine for sale in a toy store. 300. CJ has lots of bad luck lately... Sorry if some of these were already posted. Great topic, btw! Tried to keep some of my facts as original as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stresponse Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) 301. you can't touch the turtle at the ocean. glitch 302. you can't kill flying birds 303. you can kill a ped by throwing grenades on his head not by BLOWING 'em 302. police chaser's can't swim 303. there are only 2 soldier in barracks when they are chasing you even the back carrier is free for troops 304. medical officers can revive dead man in streets using only their hands and pumping there breast 305. enemies are all idiots at shooting during a war. face to face fights NO strategic plans. 306. you can't enter a car or bike at the non modified androm. 307. plane wheels not rolling. funny topic, but it makes me laugh when i remember all those idiot dids i make Edited January 8, 2011 by 1stresponse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twannie1997 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 308. Ryder never cleans his house or himself 309. You can lose your 'dirty smell' by buying new clothes 309. Characters dissappear after a ended mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 311.you can kill someone with a vibrator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gam3r4life Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 312. Catalina appears as a MAN if you press F1 (replay button). 313. People can still fight CJ after being shot several times in the body, but they're instantly immobilized if he sprays paint in their faces. 314. CJ's parachutes are good for 1 jump only, no matter how smoothly he lands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattDet Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 315. The news on K-Rose between songs mentions a high school football game between Palomino Creek and Blueberry, even though there are no high schools or stadiums in either town? 316. One of the roads that pass through the Mulholland Intersection has only two lanes? That might be the reason a diamond interchange could be used instead. 317. Pileups happen more frequently than anywhere else in the state on the freeway connecting LSX with the Mulholland Intersection? Those who guess the Julius Thruway are wrong! 318. If you drive a train from Cranberry Station heading in the direction of Tierra Robada, the door of the nearby Transfender opens as the train passes underneath it even though trains can't be modified there? 319. You cannot derail a train in a tunnel nor in San Fierro? 320. In Los Santos, all but three of the railroad crossings (two on the unused industrial spur) have no signals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 (edited) 321 Armoured vehicles don't have locking hatch/doors. 322. The Government is only interested in Extremely Low Flying Aircraft once. 323. Cops won't shoot at CJ if he has no weapon in hand (with one star). 324. CJ's Fence is crazy. The more he steals the more money he makes, regarless of quality of the property. Edited February 5, 2011 by lil weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twannie1997 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 319. Blueberry has a neon-blue glow at night. 320. Cops think they are more important then the rest of the State of San Andreas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 321.Almost all the Ambulance's say Lance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattDet Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 321 Armoured vehicles don't have locking hatch/doors.322. The Government is only interested in Extremely Low Flying Aircraft once. 323. Cops won't shoot at CJ if he has no weapon in hand (with one star). 324. CJ's Fence is crazy. The more he steals the more money he makes, regarless of quality of the property. I beat you to that. So starting with the quoted post, the numbers will be changed, for instance, see the quote. 228. All of the SWAT vans have LSPD markings no matter where they appear in the state? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L4ncer Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 229. No one cares if you run around with a jetpack in town. 230. Even Tug Stairs are explosive. 231. You can jump down from top of Mount Chilliad with a BMX without getting hurted. 232. You can do a looping a Boeing 737 without any problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahmen Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 233.You can dodge missiles from a hydra when in a plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 234.People complain to much about nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toup Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 235.You can park a plane in the garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChossenOne Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 236. Riots are fun 237. Prostitutes can f*ck without taking their pants off (excuse me if they've been said already) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattDet Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 336. Riots are fun 337. Prostitutes can f*ck without taking their pants off (excuse me if they've been said already) Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jool Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 (edited) Sorry if these are already used. 341. Cops won't tell you a thing if youu strain down the street with a Melee. 342. If cops are near the spray shop and you spray your car, they would think that its other car. 343. If you worked for the Ambulance some time, you won't die even if you jump from highest skyscraper. Edited March 5, 2011 by Jool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twannie1997 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Come on, take the right numbers! 344. Skateboards are banned from San Andreas. 345. Nobody gets in or out a building, even if it's on fire or collapsing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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