1000 things we learnt in San Andreas. V2.

[killer24]

142. CJ will talk even though he's dead.

143. There is a statue of Beta Smoke in BSCP.

144. An FBI Truck is useless.

145. A Desert Eagle can behead a pedestrian.

146. In the mission "Nines and AKs", Emmet shoot his Desert Eagle, but fires off a pistol round.

147. You can hijack a Police Maverick in mid-air.

148. A News Maverick can fly higher than the Police Maverick.

149. The Hydras can fire at any boat.

150. Hookers are dangerous as they have Knives and Pistols.

151. A S.W.A.T. Tank can be used to put out fires.

[Username.gta]

152: When Planes are Locked, CJ tries to Open them like a Car.

153: Buses are So Extremely, Very Rare.

154: There is a "Forth Road Bridge" Lookalike in 'Fansisco.

155: You can Find Gangs in the Badlands after some Techniques. (Detailed similarly in Above Post.)

156: There are Districts in SF dedicated to Homosexuals & Hippies.

[AH64Hunter]

157.The ak47 and the m4 share the same ammo.

158.You can kill you're girlfriend's in race's.

159.Zero doesn't just have you kill Berkly.

160.Dropping the soap get's you raped.

161.If you cheat on you're girlfriend she go's crazy.

162.You can find you're girlfriend's in vigilante.

163. You can only find a midget in 1 mission.

164.The police don't care if you have someone tied to you wind shield as long as you keep of the freeway.

Edited November 14, 2010 by AH64Hunter

[lerche88]

165.Sometimes paramedics just look at dead bodies and walk away

166.CJ never takes a wee or poo.

167.When you go to a traffic light and your at the back nobody minds, but if your at the front people will beep at you.

Edited November 15, 2010 by lerche88

[AH64Hunter]

165.Sometimes paramedics just look at dead bodies and walk away.

166.CJ never takes a wee or poo.

167.When you go to a traffic light and your at the back nobody minds, but if your at the front people will beep at you.

Fixed.

[cjthebustatommyfatboy]

168.Paramedics don't have money when you shoot them.

169. A headshot cuts your head off.

170.There isn't any black cop in san andreas except for tenpenny.

171.Katie Zhan is a liar.

[AH64Hunter]

172-You can learn to fly by watching VHS tape's.

173-The army never use's tank shells.

174-Player two can stand on top of a plane and not falloff as long as the plane doesn't do hard turn's.

[silentsharklol]

175: If you go inside the interior of the reefer and look through the windows you can the water has disapeared and fishes look like their swimming in midair.

176: recruited GSF members can swim

177: recruited GSF members cant dive underwater

Edited December 9, 2010 by silentsharklol

[toni cinpriani]

178: never trust someone who calls you buster and says you can't drive.

179: OG loc sucks at rapping.

[AH64Hunter]

180-Big smokes body armor has bullet hole's even if you shoot him in the head.

[toni cinpriani]

181: falling from a building isn't that bad, you will just go to the burgershot as if nothing happened.

[AH64Hunter]

182.The swat tank is never used outside of a mission.

[The_Gardener]

183.The military won't search for stolen experimental technology even if its being kept in the open in an abandoned airfield only a stones throw away.

184.You can be set on fire and eating food will heal you.

185.Vehicles randomly catch fire during a riot.

186.If you throw up you lose fat.

187.Government agents use gangbangers to do their dirty work.

[AH64Hunter]

188.You can't find alien tectonically in area 69.

[+-!mma_N00B-+]

189. Chainsaws can't cut trees.

190. Your car can still run even though it has suffered from a major accident.

191. Planes are slow.

192. Road rage is common.

193. Fast cars are still slow.

194. You can put a spoiler on an SUV. Ranchers, anyone?

195. Nitro would just give more wheelspin, thus making you lose control.

196. Vehicles with attached weapons have infinite ammo.

197. Helikills to normal peds still can't chop their body parts off.

198. Parachutes can't really save lives because it takes a few seconds for some sort of animation to end, but if you can die if you landed without finshing that animation.

199. RC vehicles can kill.

200. Planes simply explode and disappear when hitting something at high speed.

 

[The_Gardener]

201.You can oder food at any restaurant and after eating you can see CJ holding and eating air.

202.You can chop of heads with the katana but not chop off limbs.

203.The vortex blows up like a plane.

 

[+-!mma_N00B-+]

204. After completing the game, CJ is A LOT MORE FLY THAN A G6.

205. Madd Dogg strikes back.

206. Drifting RWD cars like the Savanna is futile.

207. Cops ignore you if you are not wanted.

208. People may make up creepypastas about Area 69.

209. Anything that is breakable would slow your car down.

210. CJ may be a high roller, but he still eats the food average joes eat.

[ConnorLad]

211. Dildo's are the perfect gift for your Girlfriend.

212. Gang Wars will explode onto every street possible.

213. You can only Spray Paint over previous Tags.

[AH64Hunter]

214.No one care's if you're a year late for a funeral.

[UNRATED69]

215. You can shoot your girlfriend a couple of times, and she'll still love you.

216. If someone is hurt in front of a hospital, they send for an ambulance from another.

217. You can use fire blankets to dispose of bodies.

218. In some places, if you're partially submerged in the water, whatever's underwater will be invisible, but if you look under the water, whatever's not in the water will be invisible.

[jinxsandeman]

98.Ryder is a backstabbing b*tch

99.oysters float

100.horseshoes float

101.throwing a tear gas can can't harm the thrower

[lil weasel]

223. Gas grenades don't work (in the Heist mission) after you drop it into the vent. After that first use everybody in the building ignores them.

 

224. Proper use of Molotov Cocktails (with a fireproof CJ) makes CJ almost invincable. in Turf Wars.

Edited December 21, 2010 by lil weasel

[General Scrotum]

104- You can ake your gang and the Ballas and Vagos take over the rest of San Andreas by using some Satchel Charges.

 

105- Liberty City was still being constructed in 1992.

[toni cinpriani]

well we got a fail in the counting.

 

219- you can walk with a RPG on your shoulder and nobody cares.

[jinxsandeman]

this is to correct my other post

220.ryder's a backstabbing b*tch

221.oysters float

222.horseshoes float

223.although tear gas affects an area, it can't harm the thrower

224.falling 4rm a +-10 story building can kill CJ, but at high up, taking out your parachute and dropping it in mid-air , if full health, NOT kill u when u land

[jinxsandeman]

224.police will want to beat u down with a nightstick 4 spraying over some grafitti but u can carry an anti-aircraft, heat-seeking missile launcher and they will do nothing.

[lil weasel]

234. You can't change the points to derail a train.

235. You can't derail a train unless CJ is driving it.

[JakartaHomies]

236. you will not get attention from everyone if you driving a Tank on the city streets, except if you start to shoot with the tank's main gun

237. Tank use Wheels, not tracks like the original tank

238. SAM shoots at jetpack

[lil weasel]

239. You can jump and glide from the Mafia Casino roof to another buildings roof while wearing a parachute if you DON'T open it.

[AH64Hunter]

240.The rhino doesn't have caterpillar tracks