killer24 Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 (edited) This is simple: Number facts, observations, etc. Rules: -Don't post facts more than 29. More than 29 facts will be a bad post. -No off-topic posts. Just PM me if you want. -You should number the facts. If you don't number the facts, people will get confused. -All facts must be related to an unmodded GTA San Andreas. -This topic is for fun, not for others to get mad. -If 1 fact is posted, then another fact is posted which is the same, it will be replaced by a new one. e.g. Parking lots are full of vehicles. Vehicles are always parked in the parking lots. All right, these are all the rules. T-Unit was the original creator of 1000 things we learnt in San Andreas. While others were posting their facts, T-Unit kept on bumping the topic. So girishb locked the topic. All right, now we can start! 1. All gang members will always lean next to a parked car. 2. There is a rock in Bone County that resembles a penis. 3. There is an abandoned bunker near Verdant Meadows. 4. Cabins in the Panopticon are always filled with dried blood. 5. Peds will be always be gored when a Combine Harvester is driven and use to run over peds. 6. You can make CJ naked and only the underwear is shown. Max facts: 122 facts. killer24: 26 facts. AH64Hunter: 29 facts. SanAndreasManiac: 8 facts. Secronom President: 10 facts. Arsen Vitiuk: 11 facts. Pie015: 4 facts. UNRATED69: 6 facts. JakartaHomies: 11 facts. Toasted Fury: 3 facts. Sayrawr: 10 facts. Law0090: 3 facts. twannie1997: 4 facts. wolfy boy: 2 facts. bardock: 7 facts. Most facts. 1st killer24: 36 facts. 2nd AH64Hunter: 29 facts. 3rd Arsen Vitiuk: 11 facts. 3rd JakartaHomies: 11 facts. 4th Secronom President: 10 facts. 4th Sayrawr: 10 facts. 5th SanAndreasManiac: 8 facts. 6th bardock: 7 facts. 7th: UNRATED69: 6 facts. 8th Pie015: 4 facts. 8th twannie1997: 4 facts. 9th Toasted Fury: 3 facts. 9th Law0070: 3 facts. 9th cjthebustatommyfatboy: 3 facts. 10th wolfy boy: 2 facts. Edited November 13, 2010 by killer24 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 (edited) 7.Jumping out of a plane and hitting the water can't kill you. 8.The horses all have the same odds. 9.A wallet can only hold 999999999$. 10.Changing the color of a bike and getting off it get's rid of police. 11.A hanger can only hold 4 planes. 12.Cop don't watch the road. Edited October 29, 2010 by AH64Hunter Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060181992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer24 Posted October 29, 2010 Author Share Posted October 29, 2010 8.The horses all have the same odds. Do you mean horseshoes? Anyway: 13. GSF will always attack Cesar's gang even though they were allies. 14. You can drive-by in a Dodo and a Beagle. 15. A model of a revolver was used in the Ammu-Nation entrance in Vinewood. 16. Woozie can shoot despite he is blind. 17. Ran Fa Li always love video games. 18. CJ loses Woozie's video game, and Woozie won. 19. All bridges are lock in the beginning of the game. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 (edited) 20.The general in charge of the black project is named after a cereal company. 21.A cellphone works more than a mile away from a cellphone tower. 22.Guns can be found floating over the ground. 23.Nerds take things seriously. 24.You don't need to clean a gun. 25.CJ will kiss a man in co'op. Edited October 29, 2010 by AH64Hunter Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182029 Share on other sites More sharing options...
_ganxta_ Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 25.CJ will kiss a man in co'op. It MAde me fall on the ground and laugh ! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182085 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 (edited) 22.Guns can be found floating over the ground. fixed 26. It's easier to steal a flying crane from a heavily defended military base (fighting lots of soldiers and two gunship helis) in order to grab an armoured van, instead of simply carjacking the thing right away 27. CJ is in trouble with police ("you can't get out of town" stuff) at the exact same time bridges are closed due to a earthquake 28. San Andreas has the highest rate of univitelinical twin brothers and sister of the whole US 29. Aging hippies often hire black guys from the ghetto to steal top secret technology from military bases 30. There are communists in Ohio 31. Only 21% of Liberty City existed in 1992 32. Whn you go to LC, you can still pick radios stations from SA, which is literally at the other side of the country 33. Dinossaurs never existed Edited October 29, 2010 by SanAndreasManiac Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Scrotum Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 34. Allied gangs can shoot you. 35. Allied gang can attack your territories. 36. Cell phones are waterproof. 37. FBI is more dangerous than the Army. 38. Two simple gangsters are enough to steal crates or weapons from a National Guard Depot. 39. Old Generals are dreaming of the Vietnam War. 40. Carl Johnson is a sex machine. 41. Kids are not existing. 42. Epsilon is the only Religous cult in San Andreas in 1992. 43. Robbing a casino is easy. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Okay I fixed my post. 44.A Andromada uses time-lord science. 45.You can fly with out learning to fly. 46.A top secret military area has it's gate left open. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182162 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 47. If you collected all Oysters, girlfriends don't care about your appearance. 48. Woozie CAN swim although he said he could not. 49. You will always respawn at the hospital no matter what injuries you suffer. 50. Getting up Mout Chiliad takes over 1 game hour but going down takes a few game minutes 51. Sometimes agressive drivers will follow you off the edge of the cliff 52. Grannies in cars can be dangerous as they have shovels or golf clubs. 53. You can't escape from a damaged helicopter as it starts smoking 54. You can have up to -$ 999.999.999 on account 55. You can punch people off the edge of walkways 56. All horseshoes can be collected without a jetpack. 57. Rockstar will never stop reminding you of itself Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 (edited) 58.CJ can live with out a head. 59.San andreas traffic is not as bad as California traffic. 60.A M4 is more powerful than a AK47. Edited October 29, 2010 by AH64Hunter Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie015 Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 61. They are guns shops all around san andreas 62. The tank can easily be controlled by one man 63. 1 shot doesent kill cj, even in the nuts 64. If your driving a car and you stop at a stoplight, the peds will go ballistick and get out of the car with a shovel Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182241 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 65.v-rock has a hotel in Las Venturas but doesn't have a radio Stations. 66.The military doesn't give you a warning that you're in restricted air space. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer24 Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 67. Shady Creeks is creepy. 68. Back 'o Beyond is creepy. 69. Pier 69 is a sexual joke. 70. Cops don't know what they're doing except arresting, killing and patrolling. 71. Ghost cars are driven by CJ. 72. Stunting is good at airports. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 73.You can get in the airports with out the pilots license. 74.If you die with a wanted level you don't respond at a prison hospital. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNRATED69 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 75. Airport security sucks. 76. Lying under a car kills you. 77. Food heals bullet wound and burns. 78. You can get blown off the top of a mountain by a pile of satchel charges, and be all right a few hours later. 79. Cops would rather run into a fence for three hours than go around it. 80. If you lose a lot of money gambling, you can just reload your last save. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 81.Cars blow up if flipped over. 82.The military doesn't protect military equipment that well. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakartaHomies Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 83. M4 is more accurately than AK 84. if you chased by SAM when you piloting a Hydra, just do hard manouvers, and you can evade the missile without releasing flares 85. Dual sawn-off shotgun takes more time to reloading 86. Rustler's machine gun has a poor accuracy, except if you shooting at a vehicle 87. Leviathan can land on water 88. you cannot use the Launch's Browning Machine gun 89. you can shoot down a low flying helicopter with the Rhino's main gun Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 87. Leviathan can land on water What's so odd about that? It is a true amphibian...Based on the UH-3 Sea King, the Leviathan is the second largest helicopter on the game and has the ability to land on water Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182668 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 90.The hunter is green but has flakes of red paint flying off when hit. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer24 Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 91. Lowriding is fun for eses. 92. Big Smoke is a chubby motherf*cker. 93. The Andromada's performance is just the same as the AT-400. 94. You can't see anything when you lower the ramp of the Andromada. 95. Every peds in the game will not be dead if you fired 1 bullet at them. 96. The spray can is weak. 97. A fire extinguisher can kill a ped. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060182690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toasted Fury Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 98. Driving on high speed doesn't kill you when you hit a wall. 99. Cops kill driving peds when they bump their police car. 100. You can hijack a hovering police helicopter. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060183061 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahPilko Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 101. In police helicopter, there is no pilot 102. If you stand near a carpark in LV, police will jump off to death 103. CJ kills everyone in the army base and obtain a jetpack without a scratch 104. Jetpack and any vehicles never runs out of fuel 105. CJ magically takes his cellphone out of nowhere 106. Even CJ is getting beat up or shot at, he still talks on the cellphone 107. You can run out of a gym and run back in and the time spent is reset 108. Eating more than 11 meals makes CJ throw up 109. CJ kissing Player 2 in Co-Op on back of a boat enables the Player 2 to appear at the bottom of the sea without running out of oxygen 110. In Co-Op mode, you can aim at vehicles including helicopters automatically with a gun aim like aiming at people Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060183302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 (edited) 111.After getting every Oysters you unlock Bond's charm. 112.You can tow a Monster Truck. 112.All the pilots are drunk. 113.Even if you are fire proof you still catch on fire. 114.The cop can't swim. 115.Peds can't swim to. 116.Cop want to rape you. 117.Cellmates want to rape you last. 118.Shooting a car in the gas tank will make blow up. Edited October 31, 2010 by AH64Hunter Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060183346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law0070 Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 119) THERE ARE NO SHARKS 120) Shooting with a sniper on the right spot in the windshield of a police helicopter can take it down in less then 3 shots 121) SAM's shoot at jetpacks Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060187388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
twannie1997 Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 122. cops are gay 123. gangs move if you fly for a day game time with a plane away from SA 124. mafia exsist but dont exsist 125. there is a big gap to the underworld in bs crack palace Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060187845 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakartaHomies Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 126. Gang members are fanatics 127. Snakes farm not really has snakes 128. Cops are stupid driver 129. Cops are cold-blooded Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060192401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitposter Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 130. when cj is dying he still sometimes has to finish his sentence before he dies (blown up or falling) 131. emmet is supposed to have one of the best gun collections in san andreas but only ever has a revolver floating around Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060192542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bardock Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 (edited) 132. Trains can both fly and go underground. 133. Cars can blow up when hit by trains, yet CJ can be hit and run over by one and sustain only minor injuries. 134. One can open a plane door in midair without being sucked out. 135. Planes come with free parachutes, but only if the player has more than 40% flying skill. 136. Cars can float in midair. (see 5:45) 137. One can fire an RPG at their girlfriend from point blank range, and the girlfriend will not die. 138. Likewise girlfriends can survive multiple simultaneous point blank explosions from satchel charges. Edited December 1, 2010 by bardock Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060195484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 135. Planes come with free parachutes, but only if the player has more than 40% flying skill. Fixed. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060197929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjthebustatommyfatboy Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 139. Peds disappear when you kill them. 140. Peds tend to come at the middle of the road when you almost hit them in the sidewalk. 141. Cops use dildos(in los santos police station) Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/462036-1000-things-we-learnt-in-san-andreas-v2/#findComment-1060201681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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