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[Pyrrhic]

 

I don't know whether to be disappointed with myself for missing that or be disappointed with him for ripping off the joke.

Nice sh*tty excuse for not reading the whole thread.

Edited November 20, 2012 by lzw3

[BullworthAcademy]

 

The porn industry is a HARD one to break into.

Though, it turns out to be simple as fück once you PERVADED into it.

Once you start, it just BLOWS you away.

But to stay relevant, you have to keep CUMMING up with new ideas!

And sometimes the pornstars can get very ANAL.

You are an ASS for all these puns

Your not very punny

I couldn't CUM up with any decent puns at all

fear not, even though we are surrounded by people not giving a FÚCK about the thread itself

True that, they'd erect something to do with it in V else it'd be a dick move on their part

I was gonna make a gay joke, butt f*ck it.

[Nebby]

 

 

• Dictatorship-style laws - put into place by the president, even when they were voted against from congress.

• Police now able too search your back yard without a warrant.

• Obama Care A.K.A. Socialized Medicine

• Immense Anti-gun laws that will take place sometime in Obama's re-election, as stated in his last presidential debate.

• Goverment funded media which brainwashes kids into thinking muslims are our friends: PBS.

 

And lets see, is there anything else we can pile on too this?

 

The fact you say just goes too show your not any less eugenicist and fascist as those liberal control-freak pricks are.

 

The amount of conspiracy theorists that reside here is absolutely unbelievable.

[Fireman]

From the "250 Things we learned from GTA: Chinatown Wars" topic:

 

 

73. There are wars in Chinatown.

[faizanali]

LOL @theomenofficial Now thats a winner!

[faizanali]

From the "Official Forum Stoners v6" topic

 

 

Did you kill anyone ?

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061969071

[Andreas]

 

Adriaan and others admin believe that it's real so...

Yep, because as we all know, internet forum moderators are superior human beings with super powers that could destroy the world simply by disclosing whether something is fake or not.

Exactly. If people could suck cock over the internet..

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...entry1061808581

 

The GTA V section is mind-blowing at times...

[GreatGig]

I don't know whether to be disappointed with myself for missing that or be disappointed with him for ripping off the joke.

Nice sh*tty excuse for not reading the whole thread.

Why, thank you, I take pride in my excuse-making abilities. What's your excuse for ripping off someone else's joke?

[faizanali]

Adriaan and others admin believe that it's real so...

Yep, because as we all know, internet forum moderators are superior human beings with super powers that could destroy the world simply by disclosing whether something is fake or not.

Exactly. If people could suck cock over the internet..

[img.]http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Internet-forum-moderator.jpg[/img]

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...entry1061808581

 

The GTA V section is mind-blowing at times...

THAT WAS HILARIOUS LOL i was trying to find it but was unable to thnx loooool.

[Pyrrhic]

I don't know whether to be disappointed with myself for missing that or be disappointed with him for ripping off the joke.

Nice sh*tty excuse for not reading the whole thread.

Why, thank you, I take pride in my excuse-making abilities. What's your excuse for ripping off someone else's joke?

Are you implying that I ripped off the joke? It's your own fault for not reading the thread. If you did, you would know I was simply adding to the joke. I'm not sure how I was ripping it off if even I have read Celestail's previous joke.

[fireguy109]

 

I don't know whether to be disappointed with myself for missing that or be disappointed with him for ripping off the joke.

Nice sh*tty excuse for not reading the whole thread.

Why, thank you, I take pride in my excuse-making abilities. What's your excuse for ripping off someone else's joke?

Are you implying that I ripped off the joke? It's your own fault for not reading the thread. If you did, you would know I was simply adding to the joke. I'm not sure how I was ripping it off if even I have read Celestail's previous joke.

I think the real question here is "why does it matter?" He goofed, he laughed, the end. No need for you to roll in here all offended and start talking smack.

 

 

i hate them Mary Jane Smokers in my school that say:

Dude:Do You know why the Gov doesn't legalize Mary Jane?

Me:Why?

Dude:Because they can't put Taxes on it,LOLOL Weed for Eva!

 

Well in my opinion Smoking Mary Jane to help the Stress its acceptable for me

but getting addicted to it where you feel like You NEED one every damn time

then you need help,i think if you do Most of the things in a Moderate Ratio it is ok.

but they should put taxes on it if they legalize it.

i have not Smoked Mary Jane yet,and i can't judge it completely unless i try it.

 

Final Answer:

Maybe

Gotta love those old RobsEpicFret lines.

[buzbegone]

i hate them Mary Jane Smokers in my school that say:

Dude:Do You know why the Gov doesn't legalize Mary Jane?

Me:Why?

Dude:Because they can't put Taxes on it,LOLOL Weed for Eva!

 

Well in my opinion Smoking Mary Jane to help the Stress its acceptable for me

but getting addicted to it where you feel like You NEED one every damn time

then you need help,i think if you do Most of the things in a Moderate Ratio it is ok.

but they should put taxes on it if they legalize it.

i have not Smoked Mary Jane yet,and i can't judge it completely unless i try it.

 

Final Answer:

Maybe

Gotta love those old RobsEpicFret lines.

Anyone know where he's lurking these days?

[ZDANZ96]

i hate them Mary Jane Smokers in my school that say:

Dude:Do You know why the Gov doesn't legalize Mary Jane?

Me:Why?

Dude:Because they can't put Taxes on it,LOLOL Weed for Eva!

 

Well in my opinion Smoking Mary Jane to help the Stress its acceptable for me

but getting addicted to it where you feel like You NEED one every damn time

then you need help,i think if you do Most of the things in a Moderate Ratio it is ok.

but they should put taxes on it if they legalize it.

i have not Smoked Mary Jane yet,and i can't judge it completely unless i try it.

 

Final Answer:

Maybe

Gotta love those old RobsEpicFret lines.

Anyone know where he's lurking these days?

He was banned.

 

 

It was a long discussion.

[Crokey]

 

I want to apologize to my friend today for something I did yesterday. However, we only have our phones. How should I go about apologizing to my buddy over the phone?

Dial his number, then there is like a noise which means its ringing. When your friend answers his phone, that means you can both speak to eachother. Modern day technology!

 

 

JR's BBQ Sauce.

[coin-god]

 

The day we stop respecting peoples religious beliefs is the day when real progress will be made. And, to be more frank, the people who want to respect the rights of others to conform to medieval belief systems stemmed in misogyny and homophobia are just as much to blame as the religious people themselves.

It's these people who stop any criticism of al Queda because it might offend the poor old Muslims, it's these people who make up sh*t about 'Jesus being a good moral teacher' to come to terms with the immorality of Christianity and it's these people and their permissive attitudes that allow the propagation of bigotry and intolerance.

 

Acceptance of religion is irresponsible. We should not accept it and we certainly shouldn't respect it, it is a failed idea, it is an idea that tried to kill Galileo and had people murdered over CARTOONS. Open your eyes, all these atrocities actually happened, you didn't just imagine them. Yet we are still accepted to tolerate this failed idea and afford it some bizarre level of relevance in our society, happy for our fellow humans to debase themselves by claiming to be nothing but insignificant specks compared to their mighty God.

 

We're happy to tolerate this as long as they keep quiet, we are enablers, we are wet-nurses, we allow millions of grown human beings to have a security blanket, we find nothing wrong with them creating this absurd fiction to escape reality and all its responsibilities.

 

Here we are, able to create life, able to travel into space, and yet we are impotent against the deranged ramblings of Medieval charlatans. All for the sake of 'respect'.

[Spaghetti Cat]

Fun times in the V section...

 

 

I'm not sure but i think that in VC, FIB or whatever it's name was, we had 7 seater SUV's, and another good thing would be that cabrios, which have 4 seats but we only can use 2 seats in the front, it pissed me off when i played TBOGT and i went out with Armando and Henrique, i took Yusuf's Super Drop Diamond which is a cabrio with 4 seats, only me and armanod could go in, i hope rockstar will do something about it, and about 7 seater cars, do you think it would be a good idea, like a Chrysler Voyager, or Durango or summin.

Thing is, if there wasent 7 doors it would get a bit weird unless its a bus.

yeah, in my PC VC, which i got from my man, the FIB SUV had 7 doors, 2 in the front, 2 in the middle and 2 at the back

That's 6........

 

In the, you guessed it, 7 seater cars? topic

[Pyrrhic]

In the 'What store will you buy GTA 5' thread:

 

 

pornhub

 

Made me giggle just because of the context.

[WorldofCog]

 

Hi, Adriaan edited my signature.... some minutes ago it was "tomorrow pasta for lunch!"and now it's "tomorrow pizza for lunch!"... he probably works for R* and this is a hint... maybe tomorrow R* are gonna eat pizza at the office.... what do you think guy? this is a consipracy?

 

 

Thiz is Adriaan probably:

 

Of course, it has to be Adriaan that did it, and not Ice Cream.

Also, the thread's OP got perma-banned after posting that.

[The Gardener]

i am disappoint that I'm not in this thread

[Harley]

 

i am disappoint that I'm not in this thread

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061981842

[Corndawg93]

i am disappoint that I'm not in this thread

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061981842

Lol

[gtafanny]

 

I hate fanboys. I'm also really into self loathing

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061977393

[Finn 7 five 11]

Heh.

 

GTA IV For $9.

 

Pretty sure I got IV, EFLC, SA, VC, III, II, and I in a Steam sale last year for fifteen bones. That number isn't very impressive in comparison.

I don't know what the exchange rate is like for GB Pounds to Bones, but i got the Complete GTA Pack for £5 this year on steam.

[vertical limit]

 

Trevor is the guy. the guy dat wants to go fishin. maybe he can go fishin wit micheal and franklin too. there are many lake in countryside so fishin must be a must. go grab fish then eat it so u can save money from cluckin bell. also that makes me think. sharks shud be there too so when u go surfin a shark can grab your leg and then u wasted. it shud attack AI surfer too so it makes it fun to see.

 

Realistic fish is gud.

[coin-god]

 

I have not touched a single product from them ever since so as a "Proud PC Gamer" I don't give a sh*t what Rockstar do, but I know one thing whatever they do they won't get my money because they do not deserve it.

I like the way you say that they constantly sh*t on PC gamers and yet the last game you bought from them was GTA IV. That's another problem with these "ELITE PC GAMERS" is that a lot of them have overlooked Max Payne 3 (though it's currently one of the best selling games in the Steam sale) which is amazing because that's a game where Rockstar DID put the effort into a PC version, it looks great, it performs great, and really shows off what RAGE can do with Hardware, but no, a load of stubborn people never bought it, a lot under the influence thinking it'd be another sh*tty port like GTA IV.

Buy a game that you're not into just so you can tell a dev they're doing a good job?

 

Sounds like a good deal.

[Jewstinian]

 

PC gamers = forever alone.... I love R* for this! Please no pc version! They will just pirate it as usual!

 

GTA V Section is booming, guys.

[WorldofCog]

 

The f*ck is your problem homeboy?

You know nothing about clouds. Go back to cloud school before you start talking sh*t about clouds.

Cloud School? Hahaha!

Tonight's one fun night on this forum.

Oh Man.....

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061986485

[Guest]

theomenofficial shares his knowledge of masturbation during a discussion about Sleeping Dogs.

 

 

Please, beat it now.

It gets so much better towards the end.

 

Secret gaming confessions

[sivispacem]

Another quality contribution from lil weasel:

 

 

When Alexander the Great put a bounty on cats, the Black Plague got it's start.

Possibly the best (worst) piece of historical revisionism I've ever seen on this forum. And I've seen people claim the earth is only five thousand years old.

[Finn 7 five 11]

Another quality contribution from lil weasel:

 

 

When Alexander the Great put a bounty on cats, the Black Plague got it's start.

Possibly the best (worst) piece of historical revisionism I've ever seen on this forum. And I've seen people claim the earth is only five thousand years old.

Funny thing is that he lived through that period and he can't even get the facts right.