Quotable Notables @ GTAF

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10 - Reasons why Micheal's a BADASS and Franklin isn't:

 

1. Franklin is black, which means he hasn't got any superpowers he's weak, he's a nerd.

2. Franklin is hoodrat even though that word normally means a female slut from the hood it applies to Franklin cuz he's black.

3. Franklin lives in a deprived area so he's gay.

4. Franklin doesn't ride bikes in sandals with no socks because he's not a badass.

5. Franklin is a stupid retard because he's black.

6. Franklin means gay in German.

7. Franklin doesn't wear suits which signifies he has African down syndrome.

8. Franklin isn't under witness protection because he's scared the police are gonna rape him.

9. Franklin's Hispanic during the night time but black during daylight hours.

10. Franklin's hair doesn't flick up at a 0.45 degree angle when you look closely because hes not a badass.

[Los Santos Pedestrian]

 

You forgot a c*nt in there somewhere.

 

Zee

 

Nope, there it is.

[Finn 7 five 11]

^HAHAHA! That was classic.

 

 

K^2 @ Saturday @ Nov 10 2012, 20:02]

 

The head of the CIA gets caught cheating by the FBI, Ironic. Of course timing is way too perfect.

That may be. And in most cases, I would say it's ridiculous to fire or expect resignation based on how one leads personal life. That whole Bill/Monica thing was blown way out of proportion. But this is a very special case. A man who gets caught cheating has no business heading CIA.

This is a good one.

CIA Agent caught having an affair.

Edited November 10, 2012 by finn4life

[BullworthAcademy]

 

but we dunt get 2 buy huses or go to gym 2 gayn mussel or eat at the burger shut to get supar fat lyke n ze seints ruw thr e and gta san ansderas. we dun ask fur dis syt we ask fur gee tee aye es ay remake wid H D graffix

 

[Guest]

 

On Facebook, Twitter, even here, I constantly get ignored. On Facebook, I have about 45 friends, yet they always ignore my statuses. But if one makes a similar status, it gets more attention. On Twitter, I have 105 followers, yet my Tweets are almost always ignored. But when someone more popular makes a similar Tweet, it gets more attention. On here, in the GTA V Screenshot Fun thread, my images are almost always ignored too. But when someone more popular posts a similar image, it gets more attention. Anyone know how this can stop happening? It's really been pissing me off.

 

 

Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you're just not that interesting?

 

[Pyrrhic]

In the Toilets Confirmed thread:

 

 

this is the single most awesome bit of info we got yet. Hopefully there'll be a 20 minute minigame, trying to get last night's curry out, then an ass wiping mini game, and if you don't wash your hands you'd get ill.

 

f*ck the planes and countryside, and multiple protagonists, defecating minigames ftw

 

Loved that.

 

And on the contrary

 

 

I don't think toilets are a noteworthy feature

 

Bloody party pooper.

[Mr Rabbit]

 

I don't think toilets are a noteworthy feature

 

Bloody party pooper.

I find this notable due to the fact it made me laugh, very good choice of words

[The Scottish Guy]

 

I don't think toilets are a noteworthy feature

 

Bloody party pooper.

I find this notable due to the fact it made me laugh, very good choice of words

I pretty certain the pun was intentional.

[Master of San Andreas]

 

 

And I am making alot of random topics today cause I'm bored.

Please step away from the keyboard

 

A rare one from Girish.In This Thread.

[GTA36362355]

 

Good ol' hype days are back! Yeah! It comes at 9.30PM in India. Luckily, I won't have to drive 3kms in 3 minutes to see the trailer. I'll watch it like a boss on the toilet seat via WiFi on my phone!

Gross

I won't need a mid-wife for this sh*t like trevor did. Instead, I'll just sh*t myself.

Don't think Trevor needs wife for that, he needs her because he is masturbating, not pooping.

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?act=ST&...st&p=1061921398

[Sgt. Foley]

Good ol' hype days are back! Yeah! It comes at 9.30PM in India. Luckily, I won't have to drive 3kms in 3 minutes to see the trailer. I'll watch it like a boss on the toilet seat via WiFi on my phone!

Gross

I won't need a mid-wife for this sh*t like trevor did. Instead, I'll just sh*t myself.

Don't think Trevor needs wife for that, he needs her because he is masturbating, not pooping.

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?act=ST&...st&p=1061921398

That's f*cking hilarious!

 

 

[GTA36362355]

 

cant watch the trailer in time.. since I will be giving an exam when the trailer releases.. hopefully it wont ruin my concentration on the paper

You will be fine as long as you don't answer "I guess it was the weather" to every single question.

 

Good luck.

Another from the same thread.

[Mr Rabbit]

 

 

I don't think toilets are a noteworthy feature

 

Bloody party pooper.

I find this notable due to the fact it made me laugh, very good choice of words

I pretty certain the pun was intentional.

that's what I mean by a good choice of words

[Mak]

 

My intitial username was GTA_stu. But I decided what my name was missing was "temp". Does it stand for temporary? Does it stand for temptress? Temple perhas? Who knows...

 

I'm actually using it as a temporary measure so I can discuss the impending trailer, as I have auto log-in on my laptop and I'm currently at university (can't remember my password). This account will be much like that kind of fly that only lives for 24 hours. But don't worry, it's still me. Or is it some random guy tricking you into believing he's someone else...

no, it is me.

 

For those of you wondering "Why can't he just log in when he gets back from uni?" well that's an excellent question.

 

In the "Your Initial Usernames" Thread.

[grope_4_that_date]

 

Are we seriously arguing over protags? Man we argue too much on GTAForums.

Trevor is the best protagonist. And if you don't like Trevor then...

 

*climbs into plane and starts revving the engine, throwing up two middle fingers*

 

F*CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Well, tonight I shall hopefully use the following technique.

 

First, I'll follow them for a bit during the day. Now, some will say that this is stalking and whilst that's technically true, I think of it as merely showing an interest. After following her and her friends around Tesco for an hour or so, they usually get a bit creeped out and move on to, like, Peacocks or something. This place is great because all the boyfriends and husbands are already stood outside waiting for "The Missus", so all I have to do to is go "Women, eh! What are they like?!" and BOOM!...instant camouflage

 

After I've done this for a few hours, I'll go home a shower in pigs urine. Little do folk know, but this is one hell of an aphrodisiac. It's like an "on" switch for the vagina which you will, well, turn on. After turning on said vagina, the rest is easy. I just act nonchalant, so much so that sometimes I don't even breath. They're thinking "Wow...he doesn't even care if he breathes or not! That's so hot!". Meanwhile, my penis is popping his collar and gelling his hair in preparation for what is about to happen.

 

 

 

 

 

Sex...if you didn't get the idea.

Hahaha the previous post is GOLD!

[Sneakerhead.]

Are we seriously arguing over protags? Man we argue too much on GTAForums.

Trevor is the best protagonist. And if you don't like Trevor then...

 

*climbs into plane and starts revving the engine, throwing up two middle fingers*

 

F*CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I am laughing my ass off.

[Dr. John]

 

just IGNore this guys. 

Source

 

It cracked me a little with that mixture.

[Fisciletti]

 

Buy a new EYES

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=534370

[Pyrrhic]

They should add naked bum sex

[buzbegone]

I've never laughed at anything on this forum out loud until now.

 

 

Just sent her a friend request on facebook,let's see where this one goes

 

All the way to the criminal courts I imagine.

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=534659

 

 

Edit: Link

Edited November 18, 2012 by buzbegone

[vertical limit]

 

The game will probably be good, but once thing I noticed on this forum is no matter how much stuff rockstar takes away, members still keep sucking up to rockstar.  It wouldn't matter if they turned gta into a game about ponies cause if somebody complained 50 members will attack me saying its rockstar and they know what they're doing.

Gave me a good laugh!

[WorldofCog]

 

Hello i started this thread so people can post what a day in the life of a GTAV fanatic is like so.........

 

 

I woke up today took a shower brushed my teeth, then i moved over to the living room were my brother was sitting as i walked down the stairs he made some bar joke i can't remember but i didn't really care about it then and i don't now. After i ate breakfast i went to my room turned on my laptop i immediately typed in Rockstargames.com as i hit enter there were two things going through my mind what if there's new information.....Another half of me knew there was not then after i went to this site to see any interesting articles i was also sadly disappointed. 

 

 

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=498825

Edited November 19, 2012 by WorldofCog

[AnotherDave]

 

Go spend 10 minutes in a high school and watch the girls behavior.

From the "Way with the ladies" topic.

[Pyrrhic]

 

Girls shouldn't game.

 

Are you one of those people who think they should just stay in the kitchen and the only thing there useful for is making sandwiches and baby's

 

You mean they can do more?

[GreatGig]

This is from the idiotic "R.I.P Kelvin" thread. I don't often find his jokes funny but this one was quite entertaining for me.

 

 

R.I.P. Kelvin, my condolences go directly to Celcius and Fahrenheit.

[Shiva.]

This is from the idiotic "R.I.P Kelvin" thread. I don't often find his jokes funny but this one was quite entertaining for me.

 

 

R.I.P. Kelvin, my condolences go directly to Celcius and Fahrenheit.

And, this is from the same thread too

 

 

You and your mod share something in common: you both should have been aborted much earlier.

 

[fireguy109]

 

This is from the idiotic "R.I.P Kelvin" thread. I don't often find his jokes funny but this one was quite entertaining for me.

 

 

R.I.P. Kelvin, my condolences go directly to Celcius and Fahrenheit.

Don't worry, he didn't come up with it himself.

 

My condolences to Kelvin's family.

They are "Farenheit" and "Celsius" (Kelvin's family)

E: @below

Edited November 20, 2012 by fireguy109

[GreatGig]

I don't know whether to be disappointed with myself for missing that or be disappointed with him for ripping off the joke.

 

I'll just do both

[jamieleng]

 

This is from the idiotic "R.I.P Kelvin" thread. I don't often find his jokes funny but this one was quite entertaining for me.

 

 

R.I.P. Kelvin, my condolences go directly to Celcius and Fahrenheit.

That should've set alarm bells ringing.