Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[GreatGig]

Sometimes, venturing into the V section has its upsides.

 

Replying to something strange someone noticed about the clouds in the V trailer:

 

 

I already noticed it but now it jump me into my eyes

 

That's some serious mind-warping stoner talk.

[4 Bagger]

EDIT: Oh forget it. My quote tags aren't working for some reason....

[Mr Rabbit]

 

This post deserve to stay in the thread.

 

 

Only part I agree with you in any way is this:

But when you have a bunch of gay people running around screaming they are gay and everyone should respect them really pisses me off.

Just the other day there were these three gay men getting all up in my face about their sexuality. Oh wait, that didn't happen and never does.

 

Also, the pink text really sets it off.

You have completely taken my quote out of f*cking context, read on. I think you deliberately did that cos you are just that kind of person, either that or you are bloody ignorant. You don't strike me as ignorant or stupid so I can only deduce that you are a spiteful individual.

The pink was to differentiate it form the rest as I was quoting someone, I thought a quote tag unnecessary as the words were already in the quote above my post.

Edited August 5, 2012 by NateShaw92

[*MURDOC*]

Quotable Notables thread.

 

Not "bitch because somebody quoted me" thread.

[ryuclan]

This post deserve to stay in the thread.

 

 

Only part I agree with you in any way is this:

But when you have a bunch of gay people running around screaming they are gay and everyone should respect them really pisses me off.

Just the other day there were these three gay men getting all up in my face about their sexuality. Oh wait, that didn't happen and never does.

 

Also, the pink text really sets it off.

You have completely taken my quote out of f*cking context, read on. I think you deliberately did that cos you are just that kind of person, either that or you are bloody ignorant. You don't strike me as ignorant or stupid so I can only deduce that you are a spiteful individual.

The pink was to differentiate it form the rest as I was quoting someone, I thought a quote tag unnecessary as the words were already in the quote above my post.

Jesus Christ...

[GTA_stu]

 

Man I can't wait for this 100m final. I can't decide if Bolt or Black will win. It should be a cracker.

 

Misspells "Blake" in a clearly racially motivated move, then offends white people whilst at the same time wanting them to win even though there are no white people in the final.

 

I'm joking, of course he didn't mean it that way. I still found it funny though.

[kj2022]

 

Roads? In a video game where you drive? It can't be...

 

Locked

 

Ryan's reply to a guy who found a road in the GTA V trailer.

 

topic

[sivispacem]

This post deserve to stay in the thread.

 

 

Only part I agree with you in any way is this:

But when you have a bunch of gay people running around screaming they are gay and everyone should respect them really pisses me off.

Just the other day there were these three gay men getting all up in my face about their sexuality. Oh wait, that didn't happen and never does.

 

Also, the pink text really sets it off.

You have completely taken my quote out of f*cking context, read on. I think you deliberately did that cos you are just that kind of person, either that or you are bloody ignorant. You don't strike me as ignorant or stupid so I can only deduce that you are a spiteful individual.

The pink was to differentiate it form the rest as I was quoting someone, I thought a quote tag unnecessary as the words were already in the quote above my post.

Please extract the baton from your rectum. Tell me, why would I be spiteful towards you? You're just some anonymous member with an anonymous posting history, exactly why would I select you as a target of some kind? I merely quoted (verbatim I may add) a section of your post that I found funny, principally because you decided rather than using quotes to highlight what someone else had said with regards to the behaviour of homosexuals, you though a fetching pink colouring would be better suited to the occasion. I can only wholeheartedly apologise if you think my statement was an attempt to make you look homophobic- it was nothing of the sort and I am concerned about your ability to understand basic sentences, syntax and structure if you think such. I also find the idea that any real proportion of homosexuals revel in getting in people's face about their sexuality quite laughable. Ergo, me quoting it.

 

To preserve the integrity of the thread-

 

 

I've dealt with weirdness on many levels yet this guy really ruffles my jimmies. I don't trust him one bit. Needless to say, I have kept my distance.

Damn that is weird. Maybe he's planning on making a human centipede type creation, but instead of 4 people it's 2 people and 2 halves of an Audi. You being one of the people of course. You'll get your excrement meals from an exhaust that your lips are welded to, and he's probably planning on you being at the end of the centipede so he can have his way with you whilst pretending you're an R8.

[Robinski]

I can only wholeheartedly apologise if you think my statement was an attempt to make you look homophobic- it was nothing of the sort and I am concerned about your ability to understand basic sentences, syntax and structure if you think such.

Nah, he managed that all by himself.

[4 Bagger]

Man I can't wait for this 100m final. I can't decide if Bolt or Black will win. It should be a cracker.

 

Misspells "Blake" in a clearly racially motivated move, then offends white people whilst at the same time wanting them to win even though there are no white people in the final.

 

I'm joking, of course he didn't mean it that way. I still found it funny though.

Oh my f*cking god. I didn't even notice that. I'm surprised I haven't had any hate for that. Ooops....

 

 

Yeah lets make that clear for everyone else, that was a typo and wasn't meant racially at all.

[Vercetti27]

your going to find a photo of you hugging a black man AND a white man to dispell the racism claim 4Bagger....

[GTA36362355]

 

hey modders,

i can prove it to you & only you that im not GTAboywonder. if you look in gen chat you can see that i made a new topic to introduce myself. at first people were being nice but then they made crude jokes about me. GTAboywonder is a friend of mine, he introduced me to this site and told me about the things you can do. i signed up on his computer and got started. then everything happened. he doesnt know yet, but when he does it'll make him feel bad.

 

please if you find in your heart to unban him, please do.

 

thanks.

 

PROOF:

 

 

 

that is actually me, i swear. my name is vanessa and im actually a girl, but the guys who 'taunted' me were being jerks and started saying either sexist jokes, or sexual jokes.

 

again, thanks.

She can't decide if he is her friend or her brother.

 

 

bitch you ugly.

 

u ain't gettin no account back mmmmhmmmm.

 

yew str8 trippin ho

[Icarus]

I prefer the response right after that.

 

 

bitch you ugly.

 

u ain't gettin no account back mmmmhmmmm.

 

yew str8 trippin ho

[GTA36362355]

Oh I just added that reply in an edit but seems that you were faster.

[4 Bagger]

 

Welcome to GTAForums. Don't go in the basement.

Anyways, welcome, just don't go to the attic.

Thats where slamman is

 

 

I found this in the very first topic I made. I've never seen this post before and I nearly p*ssed myself...

[Mr Rabbit]

 

Very exciting stuff.  I watched it live, and the moment the guy said, "touchdown confirmed", was just awe inspiring.

 

Hopefully they'll find those pesky prothean ruins.

[Pyrrhic]

From markusizr's old member title:

 

ice and i was psycho and I always smoke cigarette with him

Easily the worst English on GTAF.

[GreatGig]

I've dealt with weirdness on many levels yet this guy really ruffles my jimmies. I don't trust him one bit. Needless to say, I have kept my distance.

Damn that is weird. Maybe he's planning on making a human centipede type creation, but instead of 4 people it's 2 people and 2 halves of an Audi. You being one of the people of course. You'll get your excrement meals from an exhaust that your lips are welded to, and he's probably planning on you being at the end of the centipede so he can have his way with you whilst pretending you're an R8.

I hadn't even seen this I used to like Audi's, especially the R8. Now though, it feels as if they have all been violated by Stu's warped literature.

 

 

police cars and people talking with police or cars just runing overspeed and crashing or something it would give more color to a game , i just played saint row third and there was such a things it looks cool i think that needs to gta v to put

 

Sometimes I find it very difficult to prevent myself from laughing at the sentences of the non-English speakers.

[Gtaghost22]

From this topic:

 

What if chickens gave birth to pandas? What if freaking George Bush created wardrobes? Who the f*ck cares, threads like this are f*cking pointless.

 

Ban me, I couldn't give a f*ck, threads like this deserve to burn, along with the rest of the trolltastic bell ends that create bollocks among bollocks cluttering the f*cking forum up, it's supposed to be for news and helpful things, not sh*t like this.

So many newbs in the V section, poor guy is sick of it

[Pyrrhic]

So many newbs in the V section, poor guy is sick of it

I don't even dare venture out into GTA V anymore.

[Jago]

So many newbs in the V section, poor guy is sick of it

I don't even dare venture out into GTA V anymore.

There should be a special ban called "Purgatory" where the only forum you can view is GTA V.

[GreatGig]

What if chickens gave birth to pandas? What if freaking George Bush created wardrobes?

That bit right there! Jesus! That made me laugh so much. Love it. I don't blame him one bit for going crazy. I go in every once in a while to see what's going on and after five minutes of reading repetitive, nonsensical, whiny, pre-pubescent bullsh*t, I feel the need to leave before I end up hurting someone.

[fireguy109]

From markusizr's old member title:

 

ice and i was psycho and I always smoke cigarette with him

Easily the worst English on GTAF.

Dude's got nothing on Michael Knight. His old posts are a treasure trove.

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showuser=650535

 

 

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[coin-god]

 

it's pretty sad.

all they can do is wait for science to reveal ACTUAL truths and then they swoop in and attempt to ascribe these truths to their celestial dictator of choice.

Believing in an Omnipotent Gods is akin to deliberately placing your faith in a "celestial North Korea" - an authoritarian, omnipresent dictatorship which expects you to love the Father and the Son. You're afforded free will, as long as you use it exactly as Generalissimo God states. Not very free, is it? How anyone could voluntarily believe and enjoy such a delusion in our modern times amazes me. Free yourselves.

 

QFT.

[Shiva.]

From the topic If Gta V released on Your birthday?

 

If its released on my birthday...

Birthday CANCELLED!

He's one of the true fan of V

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

So many newbs in the V section, poor guy is sick of it

I don't even dare venture out into GTA V anymore.

That's a shame.

 

Seriously though, the V section isn't that bad, there are quite a few decent contributors there, plus i enjoy reading the crap and the speculation.

 

 

Hey there. Just today I went to a local shop and they had some neat Dell (ugh, I know) desktops with these specs:

 

Intel i5-2400 3.10GHz

6GB RAM

500GB HDD (this doesn't matter to me)

AMD 6400 series graphics card (it didn't say which one, but I assume it's a crap HD 6450)

 

The rest must be some no-name stuff, can't remember it on top of my head.

 

The thing is, this all goes for £299 and has 6-month warranty.

 

I tried to look for something like this on internet, with my best find being one on overclockers.co.uk system configurator - the system turned out to be for £560 or so, which is almost the double and it actually had a HD 5450 instead.

 

So, I thought before I buy this bargain PC, why not ask you guys if you got something better in your supplies.

What's your budget?

 

Really? You really asked that?

[Pyrrhic]

Seriously though, the V section isn't that bad, there are quite a few decent contributors there[...]

I can actually agree with that. The times that I have been adventurous and had a peek around I saw 2 or 3 very good and logical theories by Carl CJ Johnson's Brother Brian. He's quite a clever bloke actually.

[Finn 7 five 11]

Quote of the day.

 

 

FYI people, it's a bot. No point in telling them to post elsewhere.

Why would a bot need to buy children's shoes though?

Bots have families too.

 

Are buying childrens shoes safe online?

[Prometheus]

police cars and people talking with police or cars just runing overspeed and crashing or something it would give more color to a game , i just played saint row third and there was such a things it looks cool i think that needs to gta v to put

 

Sometimes I find it very difficult to prevent myself from laughing at the sentences of the non-English speakers.

That's genius. I mean people talking to cars and running while overspeeding?!

 

Someone registered here just to say this.

 

 

The leader of xVPMx quit xbox on August 7 2012. he might be back for gta v. "It took up my summer, im going to be gone for a long time but not forever."

Woah! No one saw that coming!

[BullworthAcademy]

 

Wow, I really believe this is real! I'm using all of my brainpower to figure it out! This is defiantely real. aim 100% certain there will be a GTA5 cover on next months Gaming magazine. Infact, we should all make sure we go out and buy copies of the magazine just to be sure! Who wants to start a camp-out waiting outside to buy nexts months issue! Might get fired from my job but it will be totally worth it!

Posted by Zee in the New revelations for GTA V topic.

Edited August 7, 2012 by theomenofficial