Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[GTA36362355]

Youre Soul vs. V

The poll says:

"Would U Sell Youre Soul For... V ???"

Yes

No

Can't decide

 

As the Topic Title says... Would U ???  I know I wouldn't.

 

Edit: Didn't made a Thread/Poll for some time... sorry 

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

GTA_stu I hope they don't want to meet me just because my butt!

Which member questionnaire after several people wanted to meet cidamelo.

[Nebby]

Yes to more out of context quotes!

 

 

Stroked the P, so You can see it.

[sivispacem]

A gem here from Shiva S, whilst discussing crying in "Have a Question".

 

 

What's the evolutionary purpose ?

Nothing. You just cry when you're upset levels of cortisol and other stress hormones build up in your system. This hormones are later expelled as tear ducts.

[Shiva.]

A gem here from Shiva S, whilst discussing crying in "Have a Question".

 

 

What's the evolutionary purpose ?

Nothing. You just cry when you're upset levels of cortisol and other stress hormones build up in your system. This hormones are later expelled as tear ducts.

Well, I made a mistake which goin god corrected later.

[*MURDOC*]

Mistakes are a huge chunk of this topic homie, no need to defend yourself.

[ryuclan]

A gem here from Shiva S, whilst discussing crying in "Have a Question".

 

 

What's the evolutionary purpose ?

Nothing. You just cry when you're upset levels of cortisol and other stress hormones build up in your system. This hormones are later expelled as tear ducts.

Well, I made a mistake which goin god corrected later.

Good thing someone did. Wouldnt want anyone to actually believe that bull excrement

[Guest]

 

Me and my bestest mate Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian just talked about this matter and we both agreed that there should be more gay bars in the Grand Theft Auto series. Me and Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian are both members of the big sunshine community of LGBT-people, and we think that gay bars should be more welcomed in the GTA-series. We are also worried and offended by the homophobic vibe that we have been seeing in the gtaforums.

 

Our suggestion is that the gta-playing LGBT community should not have to take this homphobic attitude anymore, and the homophobic slurs thrown around by R* and here in the gtaforums should be put to an end, once and for all.

 

We only saw gay bars in VCS (whitch was a letdown because it didnt play a bigger role in the game), and a small bar in TBOGT. We feel that the amount of gay bars and full frontal male nudity should be significantly increased, because as of this moment R* are not taking the LGBT community seriously, and that is offending us.

 

So me and Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian thought that it would be a good idea to start a petition for more gay bars in GTA V. So far we only have 3 names, but im hoping to see support from here.

 

 

Petition:

 

runkkari203

Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian

bud23

 

 

this made me laugh so hard

 

GUYS IF YOUR GAME DOESN'T CONTAIN LOTS OF PINK VEINY PENISES AND GAY BARS WITH GAY GROUP SEX THEN YOU ARE OFFENDING ME AND THE REST OF MY GAYLINGS. WE MUST ACT NOW AND RISE UP, AND ALL ME HOMOSEXUALS, BECAUSE IT IS NATURAL AND THE HUMAN RACE WILL ADVANCE WITHOUT UNNATURAL STRAIGHT SEX. RISE UP! HUZZAH!

Edited August 4, 2012 by Guest

[*MURDOC*]

You are f*cking worthless.

[Guest]

You are f*cking worthless.

Oh, I don't mind people being homosexuals, as long as it is kept to a low level

 

But when you have a bunch of gay people running around screaming they are gay and everyone should respect them really pisses me off.

 

Do straight people run around going 'WOO YEAH STRAIGHT PRIDE YEAH I'M STRAIGHT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT ME HURR DUUR I AM UNIQUE U NO RITE LETS MILK SOME GORT CHEEZE'?

I don't think so.

[Mainland Marauder]

Dude, it's a troll topic. You're getting trolled by an idiot. Who is now banned, btw. Drop it.

[*MURDOC*]

You are f*cking worthless.

Oh, I don't mind people being homosexuals, as long as it is kept to a low level

 

But when you have a bunch of gay people running around screaming they are gay and everyone should respect them really pisses me off.

 

Do straight people run around going 'WOO YEAH STRAIGHT PRIDE YEAH I'M STRAIGHT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT ME HURR DUUR I AM UNIQUE U NO RITE LETS MILK SOME GORT CHEEZE'?

I don't think so.

Only a small part of my comment was directed at your homophobic remarks.

 

 

The rest was directed at the fact that you are a complete moron.

[Mr Rabbit]

 

You are f*cking worthless.

Oh, I don't mind people being homosexuals, as long as it is kept to a low level

 

But when you have a bunch of gay people running around screaming they are gay and everyone should respect them really pisses me off.

 

Do straight people run around going 'WOO YEAH STRAIGHT PRIDE YEAH I'M STRAIGHT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT ME HURR DUUR I AM UNIQUE U NO RITE LETS MILK SOME GORT CHEEZE'?

I don't think so.

Straight people don't have to, because they are not widely discriminated against like homosexuals are. You buffoon.

 

Also why should they keep it to a 'low level' you see straight people kissing in public places, and nothing, nada, no reaction from anybody, so why not the same for homosexuals (if that is indeed what you mean, which I would say is pretty likely as 99% of people who say this mean this)

 

Only part I agree with you in any way is this:

But when you have a bunch of gay people running around screaming they are gay and everyone should respect them really pisses me off.

But you and me have polar opposite reason: It more boils my blood because society makes them feel like they need to do this, because there are people out there (not unlike yourself) who won't give them their due respect just because they are gay. People like that, people like you (seemingly) who discriminate against people who have done nothing wrong, nothing worth discriminating against; who would discriminate a person based on a characteristic they were born with like sexuality, skin colour etc, people like that boil my blood.

 

All in all I am inclined to agree with MURDOC you are worthless, for being homophobic and being a complete buffoon, good night.

But I would like to thank you for one thing, bringing this petition to my attention cos it is in part of the forum I go into rarely and reluctantly but I will sign this petition, a thousand times if I could. If it was serious, but i saw it was runkkari so ... yeah

 

edit: wait Runkkari got banned? finally! I have been waiting for that news since one of his first posts.

 

Edited August 5, 2012 by NateShaw92

[ryuclan]

Blah blah blah blah blah

 

 

Whats with all the crap in this thread

[Narcis_speed6]

Now we just need to rename the topic and move it to Debates & Discussion.

[Mr Rabbit]

 

Well I was speaking to my friend the other day. His name's Gill and he's on death row for brutally stabbing his parents and 3 neighbours to death, but he's a really nice guy. And we were talking about middle names, and so I thought it would be a good idea to create a topic here and if there is one already made well then they're time travelling copy cats who stole my idea.

 

that made me chortle

[Mainland Marauder]

How about we get some notable quotes in here instead of debating the banned kid's troll thread?

[Los Santos Pedestrian]

Sure thing.

 

lil weasel posted this in the Question topic.

 

 

Who is slamman and why does everyone hate him?

This is an Olde forum, many questions can be answered with the FORUM TOOL: SEARCH. Always SEARCH before making a ‘new’ topic.

Reading the Rules helps too.

[GTA_stu]

 

To quote Frank Zappa - "There are three things that smell like fish"

I don't think he counted Waddy though.

 

 

[coin-god]

 

Lecture me on prohibition if you will, but the only reason it should not be 'legalized' is because the smell is disgusting, along with cigarettes.

Should we ban cars aswell? The smell from their exausts is disgusting, it also pollutes the world.

 

But no, we wont. Because you argument is completly moronic.

Actually it's only sh*tty old cars that give off a bad smell.

 

A whiile ago, infact, I did think of reducing air pollution by banning old and sh*tty cars

 

The ones with those cars would be bad drivers anyway, since having a bad car means you know f*ck all about cars, and in turn, people who know f*ck all about cars can't drive.

 

Anyway back on topic, I just think it should stay banned for the bad odour. Cigarettes are bad enough, with people breathing their sh*t in my face whenever I stop at a road crossing etc.

I can't even sit on benches 'cause there's always one wiseguy there with his fag.

 

I hope he never gets into Politics. Not that he would do well anyways.

[Dilapidated]

 

If they're gonna put some steak in the game (and they bloody well should), they better put some f*cking effort into it, unlike Volition. I bought Saints Row 3 yesterday. Played it for five minutes till I found a steak restaurant. Stood on the marker, and you know what happened? A five second cutscene of your guy picking up some brown turd thing (the game's steak rendering capabilities are appallingly bad) and shaking it around his mouth until it disappeared. That's not eating steak. That's a five second cutscene of your guy picking up some brown turd thing and shaking it around his mouth until it disappears. With his motherf*cking hands - am I playing as a damn dirty caveman now, THQ? And then I realised, Volition had just taken the hamburger eating animation and reskinned the burger to look more like a steak (and they f*cking failed, because if I was given that in a restaurant, I would take it back to the kitchen and jam it right up the chef's arse. I asked for steak, you dumb motherf*cker, and I expected steak, not this abomination). What a bunch of lazy c*nts. I took the game (can you even call it a game, with such embarrassments to steak?) back to Best Buy this morning (I would have done it yesterday, but I had to spend the whole of last night shouting at my wall to recover), and I beat the clerk to death with it. It wasn't even his fault, but I thought I might as well send the message to THQ. I had almost forgiven them for buttf*cking the Destroy All Humans franchise, but this is it. There is gonna be a burning hole in the middle of Agoura Hills tomorrow morning.  So, yeah, they better put fingerless gloves in GTA V.

 

I really enjoyed this one.

[sivispacem]

This post deserve to stay in the thread.

 

 

Only part I agree with you in any way is this:

But when you have a bunch of gay people running around screaming they are gay and everyone should respect them really pisses me off.

Just the other day there were these three gay men getting all up in my face about their sexuality. Oh wait, that didn't happen and never does.

 

Also, the pink text really sets it off.

[Guest]

Cidamelo enjoys being out of context with Claude and Dogs

 

 

It's TOO HARD!!

[OysterBarron]

 

You can tell its amsterdam pride loads of gay refrences everywhere!

Edited August 5, 2012 by oysterbarron

[Guest]

Do private messages count as quotable notables?

[Vercetti27]

Do private messages count as quotable notables?

just post it ffs

[Dr. John]

Sure thing.

 

lil weasel posted this in the Question topic.

 

 

Who is slamman and why does everyone hate him?

This is an Olde forum, many questions can be answered with the FORUM TOOL: SEARCH. Always SEARCH before making a ‘new’ topic.

Reading the Rules helps too.

Now Slamman will be written in Constitutions.

[Guest]

 

hey fa**ot

 

[UtricularEwe001]

^ I am pretty sure it doesn't belong here

Edited August 5, 2012 by UtricularEwe001

[bluesboyjr]

 

Nitpickers. You all know what I ment. (Or did you?)

 

I think a whole Topic dedicated to Slamman should be published, and Pinned. What with all the interest he seems to raise.

 

And, as far as drugs is concered, you people, should start considering euthanasia for us old people before we spend your tax money on worthless medical care? The old saying was "Don't Trust Anyone over 30." It still apllies today.

With the irrelevant posts, confusing grammar, identifying himself as "old" and not making any bloody sense, is lil weasel trying to be the new Slamman?