Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[GTA_stu]

 

Lately I have been playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas in preparation for V. I wonder what of San Andreas has changed in V I hope Rockstar includes all the cities suc as Las Ventures, San Fierro, And Red county then I ould not have to worry about knowing where every place is.

 

He actually made a topic to write that. A person, a human being, actually wrote that out and then thought it would be a good idea to share it. This chap would like all the cities that were in SA, including of course the bustling metropolis of Red County, to be in GTA V. Not because he really loved their individual atmospheres, or because he thought they were really well represented. No, he wants them in the game because he doesn't want to have to worry about the Phd he'll have to acquire in order to know where places are located.

 

Now I know the V forum isn't exactly at the cutting edge of human achievement, but that is quite possibly one of the worst things my eyes have ever set themselves upon. I've seen photos of my own mum without her clothes on, and that topic definitely ranks higher in the list of awful things that I've seen.

[GTA36362355]

You frequent the V section too less. I've seen worse.

 

 

Lately I have been playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas in preparation for V. I wonder what of San Andreas has changed in V I hope Rockstar includes all the cities suc as Las Ventures, San Fierro, And Red county then I ould not have to worry about knowing where every place is.

Please you fans tell me what you have been doing in preparation for V.

This is possibly the stupidist thread yet.

 

 

 

 

 

Congradulations.

Hey MR.funny I like how you always talk alot of sh*t to me on the forums but when it comes down to GTA 4 multiplayer you pussy out when I ask for a 1v1.

Edited July 28, 2012 by deepthroatgta6

[Prometheus]

Touche.

 

A good example.

 

 

Well i that beautifull Sentinel and play with the convertible for time

No one will ever know what the f*ck is that.

[guib]

Now I know the V forum isn't exactly at the cutting edge of human achievement,

I find this quite quotable!

[friendly luggage]

Well i that beautifull Sentinel and play with the convertible for time

No one will ever know what the f*ck is that.

Have the admins ever thought of introducing a fairly simple test to the sign up process? There could be questions on what's acceptable when you create a topic and maybe a question asking what's the best GTA? If they pick GTA SA and then say "because you could do more" they get one week ban from the site.

[Pyrrhic]

I am one of the most respected members of the forum!!!

Good joke.

 

This is da best.

Wait a minute, wasnt that me?

[GTA36362355]

a question asking what's the best GTA? If they pick GTA SA and then say "because you could do more" they get one week ban from the site.

You say it like its a bad thing.

[ZoomZoom]

I am one of the most respected members of the forum!!!

Good joke.

 

This is da best.

Wait a minute, wasnt that me?

Yep that was you.

[Creed Bratton]

It's more fun when you take it out of context. Notable indeed.

 

 

I've seen photos of my own mum without her clothes on

 

[Triple Penetration]

Now imagine his mom is Scarlett Johansson.

 

From which topic is that? I'd like to read it with the context.

[ryuclan]

Now imagine his mom is Scarlett Johansson.

 

From which topic is that? I'd like to read it with the context.

I think he enjoyed it. That's maybe the third time he's mentioned it.

[GTA_stu]

You're getting into some messed up Freud stuff there ryuclan. It was all perfectly innocent you sicko, although after viewing them I did get a strange urge to kill my father.

[Triple Penetration]

although after viewing them I did get a strange urge to kill my father.

Which means, then you would have a full access to your own mother's snatch? I like the way you think.

[ryuclan]

although after viewing them I did get a strange urge to kill my father.

Which means, then you would have a full access to your own mother's snatch? I like the way you think.

Whoop there it is.

[Crokey]

 

I hope I didn't miss this. I was on the road/air/train to Germany for 2 days.

 

 

You don't by any chance sell shower curtain rings do you?

 

 

Link

[GTA_stu]

 

although after viewing them I did get a strange urge to kill my father.

Which means, then you would have a full access to your own mother's snatch? I like the way you think.

Yes congratulations. I was making a subtle hint towards Freud's philosophy of the son subconsciously wanting to kill his father in order to sleep with his mother. And you picked up on this and announced it in such a classy and subtle way.

 

Edit: I thought the story about Oedipus was simply that he did kill his father and married his mother, but it wasn't intentional. Whereas Freud was the first to hypothesise that the act was actually a sunbconscious desire rather than it simply being an unfortunate although hilarious story about some poor chap from Greece.

Edited July 29, 2012 by GTA_stu

[Triple Penetration]

Oh wow, then I picked it up correctly? I thought you wanted to kill your father for taking the pictures of your mother and subsequently, making you look at them.

 

And it's not really Freud who originated that, it was the story about Oedipus. Freud just explained it in a more detailed way to a mainstream audience.

 

 

[El Zilcho]

Unfortunately for Freud, people aren't that strange. I very seriously doubt (as does much of modern psychology) that so many of our mind's problems originate from seeking sexual recognition or attention from our mothers / fathers.

[lil weasel]

 

what percentage of Death Row convicts have been proven innocent?

I think this is the key. Even if it is 0.000000000000000000000000001, I am willing to accept the full drawn out appeals process we have today.

As if he’s the only one paying for it.

 

[sivispacem]

 

what percentage of Death Row convicts have been proven innocent?

I think this is the key. Even if it is 0.000000000000000000000000001, I am willing to accept the full drawn out appeals process we have today.

As if he’s the only one paying for it.

So you think the life of an innocent man is worth less than the cost of a Big Mac meal to the average taxpayer? Right.

 

Also, your quote is hardly notable. Really, it's just an example of you looking deranged.

[Los Santos Pedestrian]

Another example at the high levels of intelligence in the Gangs section.

 

 

f*ck sake fix your f*cking thread its so sh*t its its just you need to edit it you got gangs that have been shut down ages ago f*ck sake

 

I didn't read the posts before it, but I think he's mad over the first post not being edited.

[Finn 7 five 11]

The next few are from - Quotes that won't get you laid Stalking old posts.

 

 

QUOTE (makeshyft @ @Monday, Nov 10 2008, 12:55 )

I bet you'd struggle if I choked you a little.   No, wait... I still got laid after that.     QUOTE (Sweets @ Nov 10 2008, 14:03 ) nobody thinks rape is cool, Speak for yourself dick.   I happen to think that rape is pretty awesome.   Couldn't help but find that one chuckleable ^   It's edgy and cool... I saw two sim rape videos online, and I wasn't searching for that, it just is out there when looking at adult content... the big question was what was simulated or actual filming of a rape? I couldn't really tell in one instance, another looked like it was planned. Two were Japanese vids, the other clearly had an American porno actor in it. I believe it was TT Boy.

[Gtaghost22]

I don't know why, but i laughed.

(at the amount of stupidity in the GTA V section maybe)

 

so its been 9 months since we got some information on GTA V. 9 MONTHS is enough  Even a child can be born in this period  bUT Rockstar Games Failed to born an information regarding GTA V but i Think rockstar is gay

 

From this topic:

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=518991

[Algonquin Assassin]

I don't know why, but i laughed.

(at the amount of stupidity in the GTA V section maybe)

 

so its been 9 months since we got some information on GTA V. 9 MONTHS is enough  Even a child can be born in this period  bUT Rockstar Games Failed to born an information regarding GTA V but i Think rockstar is gay

 

From this topic:

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=518991

The guy sent me a PM after locking it too.

[GTA36362355]

 

TO BE CONTINUED...

NOTE:Please do not post in this topic until it has been completed!

Oops!

That guy was posting a 4 post OP and he oops-ed in between.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=518773

GT-1 has him now.

 

One more..

 

I've got an unusual, but ''just-in-case'' question. What is the best temperature to keep a box of condomes in? I know stuff like food etc. tend to spoil on high temperatures, so I just wanna be sure.. It's obvious I can't keep it in a fridge, but is it OK if I keep it in my room in a drawer or something?

 

Thanks.

One doesn't need "condomes" to jack off. Elementary, my dear Jimmy.

Edited July 31, 2012 by deepthroatgta6

[BullworthAcademy]

Take 2 Conference Troll - Yeah, um... business (?) standpoint, what would you say is your best selling game and the most professional game you have out there with a cock?

[Guest]

 

Why is this stupid thread still open?  

Because you can still post in it.

 

Think - what's a post on an Internet forum, exactly? To you, it's letters formed into words that ostensibly have a meaning. But to a computer, it's an enormous line of ones and zeros. These ones and zeros that go through the series of tubes from the servers to your computer, which processes them into what we read.

 

And it is a metaphor of life and perception. Everything is a line of ones and zeros. Do you know why unicorns don't exist? That's because nothing actually exists - fact - and existence is only an abstract concept in one's mind.

 

As such, if you would like this thread closed, think it - picture it in your head - and don't post. Deny those tubes an extra serving of ones and zeros and don't pull the topic up. It might as well then not exist to you.

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061536976

 

[blitz]

 

Ah MURDOC, you look so sexy that I want to give my special candy donut to you. 

Your an idiot

 

 

Oh snap!

[Pyrrhic]

 

Murdoc looks like a pirate lmao.

Looks like?

 

I am a pirate.

[Shiva.]

Murdoc looks like a pirate lmao.

Looks like?

 

I am a pirate.

LOL, man.