Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[El Zilcho]

 

I can't see why it represents intelligence, to me that sounds like the bullsh*t arguement that cursing makes you seem less intelligent. Particularly with capitalisation, not so much with other aspects

Anyone unable or unwilling to press an extra key can't be that smart, right?

 

As for your point on presentation, this has nothing to do with race. If I throw a bunch of paper at you, upon which you find poorly scribbled and non-paragraphed text, you'll probably not think much of the person who wrote it, even if it is MacBeth. But well typed, formatted and coloured and you'll be drawn to it. If presentation shouldn't matter, then turn up to a job interview in trackies and see what happens.

[Mr Rabbit]

 

I can't see why it represents intelligence, to me that sounds like the bullsh*t arguement that cursing makes you seem less intelligent. Particularly with capitalisation, not so much with other aspects

Anyone unable or unwilling to press an extra key can't be that smart, right?

 

As for your point on presentation, this has nothing to do with race. If I throw a bunch of paper at you, upon which you find poorly scribbled and non-paragraphed text, you'll probably not think much of the person who wrote it, even if it is MacBeth. But well typed, formatted and coloured and you'll be drawn to it. If presentation shouldn't matter, then turn up to a job interview in trackies and see what happens.

Well I am unwilling. Presentation means nothing with regards to intelligence, presentation is simply window dressing. If I was to talk like I sometimes type then I would be in trouble I will agree there

 

In an ideal world it would not, but say if someone comes on here from Hungary: English is not their first language, they type something in English and it is not perfect, you said that people will look down on that, and their sole reason for looking down on this person would be stemmed from the fact this person did not come from a nation that speaks English as their first language, there is no other way of looking at that other than the unfortunate r-word.

 

If you did thrown a piece of paper at me, I would be like "Why did you just throw paper at me?" but if I read it, and it was bad handwriting or so badly spelt that I could not read it I would simply say to you "Sorry I can't read this."

If it was non-paragraphed I personally would not give a sh*t I would read it regardless, it may take me a tad longer. I would not pass any judgement on you or anyone else as a person based on writing, it's just not who I am, plus I don't think it makes logical sense. Plus I should state that personally I don't care for Shakespeare a great deal, so if you threw MacBeth at me, I might give you 'the look'.

 

Never said presentation did not matter at all, but I do think it matters too much, but that's the times we live in, and it was summed up perfectly by one person I went to school with who basicly used Gordon Brown's ugliness as a reason why people should vote Conservative, but I digress.

Anyway this is an internet forum guv, if people care that much about presentation on an internet forum then to them I say "Get a grip."

 

But since you asked nicely I will play along, for now. But I would not expect every post to be perfect, I am human.

Edited July 24, 2012 by NateShaw92

[ryuclan]

There is absolutely no reason to defend yourself in the QNotes topic. Its all in fun. We've all landed here at some time or another.

[bread]

 

There is absolutely no reason to defend yourself in the QNotes topic. Its all in fun. We've all landed here at some time or another.

 

[Guest]

is it just me or does this sound wrong when it is out of context

 

 

thanks to the both of you, i wish i could use both of them 

 

 

And so does this

Your a sick, sick man. But i like the way you think, hopefully that kinda stuff will be possible, it;ll add a whole other level of fun.

Edited July 24, 2012 by Guest

[Mr Rabbit]

 

I sort of felt as if Roman was on borrowed time, considering all the dumb things he did. So it didn't bother me.

 

 

 

only once ever (and no it was not titanic, I actually laughed at that ending)

 

 

Haha, so I'm not crazy! I was laughing at the entire ending, even the people falling off the ship. It was a terrible tragedy in real life but the movie just showed it in a comical way.

 

So Is this thread going to turn into "What movie made Nate cry?"

 

When I read that I thought "sh*t!"

Then I laughed like hell as movie after movie was listed by him and lzw3

 

funny funny thread tangent - even funnier as none of them guessed right

Edited July 25, 2012 by NateShaw92

[Greenline]

This post seriously made me nauseous.

 

 

The other day I came across a video of a girl referred to as Paige (sounded out) who was a shorter (just past shoulders) haired blonde babe with blue eyes and a sweater on and wearing a long white skirt...nothing else... She proceeds to suck and f..... the guy on camera and it was so well shot and so damn hot, I blew!!

 

That was worthy of the subject at hand.... BTW, for those old enough, it's found at

 

Enjoy the ban

 

In nutboy's masturbation topic, which in itself is notable. Here's the link: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=330211

 

[Pyrrhic]

I sort of felt as if Roman was on borrowed time, considering all the dumb things he did. So it didn't bother me.

 

 

 

only once ever (and no it was not titanic, I actually laughed at that ending)

 

 

Haha, so I'm not crazy! I was laughing at the entire ending, even the people falling off the ship. It was a terrible tragedy in real life but the movie just showed it in a comical way.

 

So Is this thread going to turn into "What movie made Nate cry?"

 

When I read that I thought "sh*t!"

Then I laughed like hell as movie after movie was listed by him and lzw3

 

funny funny thread tangent - even funnier as none of them guessed right

AND HERE'S THE LINK TO THE THREAD!!! WOOHOO!!L

[Original Light]

This whole thread: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=518292

 

I can't quote it because it's locked. So that'll have to do.

[Naomi]

There is absolutely no reason to defend yourself in the QNotes topic. Its all in fun. We've all landed here at some time or another.

Quote worthy reminder. Thank you.

 

If you see yourself quoted here; Don't complain, defend, argue, whine or otherwise comment in the negative. The fact is if you were prepared to put it in writing, in public, anywhere on GTAF you automatically agreed to being quoted here.

[Mr Rabbit]

There is absolutely no reason to defend yourself in the QNotes topic. Its all in fun. We've all landed here at some time or another.

Quote worthy reminder. Thank you.

 

If you see yourself quoted here; Don't complain, defend, argue, whine or otherwise comment in the negative. The fact is if you were prepared to put it in writing, in public, anywhere on GTAF you automatically agreed to being quoted here.

Ha, better not say anything stupid then. NORWICH WILL WIN THE PREMIERSHIP

 

anyway

 

I was hoping this was going to about the bird, and its relation to the word.

As it was on a thread named Have you heard?

It made me chuckle, mainly cos I thought of it when I clicked it

 

[Gtaghost22]

 

THIS f*ckING FORUM SUCKS ASS ALL THE ADMINS ARE SONS OF BITCHES AND ALL THEY DO IS SITTING WITH THEIR FAT ASSES ON THEIR f*ckING PC'S LOCKING OTHERS TOPICS BECAUSE THE MEMBERS DIDN'T FIND A TOPIC THAT SOME DICK LICKER MADE 70000 B.C. AND TO RYAN I f*ckING HATE YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL AND ALL OF THE MEMBERS (ME DOSEN'T COUNT) SUCK HAIRY BALLS AND THEIR BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM GAYS

Staff Note:

Perhaps you should've considered by posting this all your accounts would be permanently banned. This is the case with the following:

Gangsta321

Mongamonga

Thank you for using GTAForums.com

 

they basically just owned him..

[Guest]

 

THIS f*ckING FORUM SUCKS ASS ALL THE ADMINS ARE SONS OF BITCHES AND ALL THEY DO IS SITTING WITH THEIR FAT ASSES ON THEIR f*ckING PC'S LOCKING OTHERS TOPICS BECAUSE THE MEMBERS DIDN'T FIND A TOPIC THAT SOME DICK LICKER MADE 70000 B.C. AND TO RYAN I f*ckING HATE YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL AND ALL OF THE MEMBERS (ME DOSEN'T COUNT) SUCK HAIRY BALLS AND THEIR BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM GAYS

Staff Note:

Perhaps you should've considered by posting this all your accounts would be permanently banned. This is the case with the following:

Gangsta321

Mongamonga

Thank you for using GTAForums.com

 

they basically just owned him..

I found it hilarious that after someone suggested an IP ban, the guy (on his other account) was like

 

'no maybe not what if the guy is using a friends ip' in a desperate attempt to not get his account banned XD

 

 

Anyway I'm glad he took his time out from calculating launch trajectories and triangulating phone signals to inform us of our 'cum gay' smelling breath and how much he enjoys the forurm

Edited July 25, 2012 by Guest

[Naomi]

Referring to above quote:

GTAF members should note that the staff here use every method at their disposal before resorting to the administration of the Ban Stick.

 

Even exorcism....

 

 

F*UCKING SUCK ASS B*TCHES FAT ASSES DICK LICKER B*TCH BURN IN HELL SUCK HAIRY BALLS CUM GAYS

 

"The Power of Caps Lock Compels You!"

 

 

F*UCKING SUCK ASS B*TCHES FAT ASSES DICK LICKER B*TCH BURN IN HELL SUCK HAIRY BALLS CUM GAYS POO BUM

 

"The Power of Grammar Compels You!"

 

 

F*UCKING SUCK ASS B*TCHES FAT ASSES DICK LICKER B*TCH BURN IN HELL SUCK HAIRY BALLS CUM GAYS.....JUSTIN BEIBER!

 

"Oh screw this sh*t....Initiate bannage."

[ryuclan]

is it just me or does this sound wrong when it is out of context

 

 

thanks to the both of you, i wish i could use both of them 

 

 

And so does this

Your a sick, sick man. But i like the way you think, hopefully that kinda stuff will be possible, it;ll add a whole other level of fun.

Lmao!

[BullworthAcademy]

Ludo:Have you had an erection yet?

 

nutboy:I've had erotic dreams and I wake up in the morning with an erection and get some randomly(for some reason whenever we stand up and sing the national anthem I get one) but i've never had a wet dream.

 

Murdoc:Wow, you really love your country eh?

 

From the Masturbation thread

 

Couldn't quote it because it was locked.Another one from the topic.

 

Nutboy:This is a touchy topic ....

 

GTA3Rockstar:Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together.

 

Nutboy:The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

 

GTA3Rockstar:Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

 

Murdoc:Dont make him shoot his crazy in your eye.

 

OnePiece:Don't excite him or his crazy will go everywhere

 

 

Edited July 25, 2012 by theomenofficial

[fireguy109]

 

You cannot really compare a modded pc pic with an unmodded console pic.

It's like comparing Angela Merkel with Barack Obama. Although they are both men, the one is an ugly white, the other a handsome black.

Logic!

[ryuclan]

 

^Looking pretty badass. I bet you've smashed plenty of people's back doors in with that big weapon.

 

That was not completely taken out of context.

[Mr Rabbit]

Thought I should post the madlib I did on it, I laughed

 

 

One day lil weasel, Dexter Morgan and myself were all hanging out at the local Washington DC which as you know is a very fine pizza. Everything was going terriffic so we decided to order

a round of drinks to go with our bones when suddenly it was broadcast over the internet that the deviant fugitive, lzw3 was being chased in a high speed flight by the

Adelade police cars for the heignous acts of terrorism and vandalism. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase chickens at the City of Brass, which were on sale at the time

and was now shooting. at top speed down the BB gun.

We watched with baited ring as the Channel 9, leg in the sky showed him veer his train off the road to take refuge in a potato. The police closed in and

announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your televisions up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you pink hotdogs!" A special s.w.a.t. team

was called in and donuts took their positions along the rooftops. After a century had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my duck up I'm coming out of the cat, don't

play!" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a bottle! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and detonated him away in a blazing hail of mushrooms!

I looked over at lil weasel and Dexter Morgan and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-clock, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, "yippee-ki-yay motherf*cker!"

Edited July 26, 2012 by NateShaw92

[Los Santos Pedestrian]

This was pretty funny in my opinion.

 

 

im 17 and my gf is like "lets go at it"(u no what i mean)

but i dont wanna lose my virginity now

 

what should i do now

accept or reject

 

please answer

[El Zilcho]

Thought I should post the madlib I did on it, I laughed

I'd say posting your own quotes is self absorbed. Bad sport old boy.

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

You seem to like the worst of everything, lol.

 

 

I don't see your name on his respect list.

This post is a milestone. Murdoc finally says something witty and original.

 

Not sure on the latter though.

 

 

You're a little bitch.

 

 

 

 

Not witty.

 

Not original.

 

 

 

But 100% true.

 

Once more MURDOC owns a couple of chumps.

[Mr Rabbit]

 

Thought I should post the madlib I did on it, I laughed

I'd say posting your own quotes is self absorbed. Bad sport old boy.

I was the only 1 who even tryed the madlib (that I saw) - I am trying to get others to try it.

 

 

I have no idea who you are, nor how you have managed one thousands posts in less than a month. That's more than three hundred a day. Assuming one minute a post, you are spending five hours a day posting on GTAF.

 

The maths used in this quote... it hurts. I should add at this point that I do have OCD with numbers, so while my previous statement about it hurting is a joke it actually does niggle

Edited July 28, 2012 by NateShaw92

[*MURDOC*]

 

I have no idea who you are, nor how you have managed one thousands posts in less than a month. That's more than three hundred a day. Assuming one minute a post, you are spending five hours a day posting on GTAF.

 

The maths used in this quote... it hurts. I should add at this point that I do have OCD with numbers, so while my previous statement about it hurting is a joke it actually does niggle

Everyone has an off day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or in your case, an off lifetime.

 

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

 

I have no idea who you are, nor how you have managed one thousands posts in less than a month. That's more than three hundred a day. Assuming one minute a post, you are spending five hours a day posting on GTAF.

 

The maths used in this quote... it hurts. I should add at this point that I do have OCD with numbers, so while my previous statement about it hurting is a joke it actually does niggle

Congratulations pal , you just posted the least quotable notable.in the history of these topics, congratulations, you really know how to pick up on these totally UN-hilarious typos.

[Naomi]

 

50 Shades Of Grey, you have probably heard of it.

So one of my friends was reading it sort of as a joke, so i read some with her, it is terrible terrible writing, honestly has no writing appeal, it was so blatantly full of sex.

 

Now most of the girls i know are reading it! And enjoying it! It is so stupid!

 

I just saw a status "Men come second after 50 shades of grey" and the status has 20+ likes!

I think this photo is appropriate.

 

 

So do I.

 

Link

[Finn 7 five 11]

^Not sure if enjoys my quote, or mocking me.

 

Okay, lil weasel makes it into the books today with this brilliant quote! It actually made me laugh.

 

 

 

Tell me wise forumers, is it wrong to do nothing when you can do something? [...]

Its often been said that, "You cannot fail, if you don't try." You also don't get punched in the face.

"You also don't get punched in the face" Hahahaha. <---link.

 

I feel that quote is from somewhere? But where?

[ZoomZoom]

 

I am one of the most respected members of the forum!!!

Good joke.

 

This is da best.

[Vercetti27]

he really is (see sig)

 

as to avoid spamming

 

 

So, Dan Louser thinks the way to please the fans is by delaying release date until 2013? he made a bet that I wouldn't sh*t in his fridge

[Naomi]

 

^Not sure if enjoys my quote, or mocking me.

I enjoyed it Finn.

 

 

You'll know it's mockage when you see this....

 

"I mock you with my superior mockage, you mockery of a mocked little man!"