Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[bluesboyjr]

 

DONG MEANS FROM THE EAST

Well when I was with your mom last night it was coming in from the South... just saying.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH

[bread]

'PM' from abishai.kochara:

 

 

Why do you want to give me a restriction notice? please let me know whats wrong

 

[guib]

'PM' from abishai.kochara:

 

 

Why do you want to give me a restriction notice? please let me know whats wrong

Mockage: blitz told me that I was "being a douche by revealing private conversations"

 

So I guess that makes you too a "douche"

[Law0070]

*rapetalk*

 

 

I giggled at his sig

 

"Do not ask for a light load but instead, ask for a strong back"

is it just my dirty mind or does that really sound strange after all those "rape" posts?

[Narcis_speed6]

 

I never did get killed.

 

Link

[vertical limit]

Slamman.

 

Raping is against my Religion

 

 

 

 

[ryuclan]

This place is getting infested with Reddit memes

[bread]

 

'PM' from abishai.kochara:

 

 

Why do you want to give me a restriction notice? please let me know whats wrong

Mockage: blitz told me that I was "being a douche by revealing private conversations"

My quote wasn't a private conversation, because we weren't conversing with each other.

 

But yeah, the abishai.kochara restraining order thing was a joke obviously. I barely know the kid let alone want to give someone including him a restraining order.

 

And to stay on topic:

 

 

Not so long ago there was a guy named Ben Dover. He liked to play gta...

and go on his GTAForums account TreyCrll and make a topic that usually doesn't work out most of the time...

Ok I get it....

/thread

Oh and Ben becomes psycokinetic and makes Mockage shoot himself in the face for being a negative troll noob...the end.

 

 

 

edit-

 

Edited January 18, 2012 by Mockage

[tuff_luv_capo]

 

Except Jimmy's Indian, and GTAIndonesia's...Indonesian. But I guess they all look alike to a whitebread like you, yeah?

 

Whitebread?? Really, Moon, Why not "honky"?? DEAD HONKEY! (salute to the late Richard Pryor!)

I'm anything but racist. Remember that Anuj doesn't know me, nor does he like me, don't buy into his rhetoric

I don't know if you were TRYING to be funny, but the comment I made was, ....an inside joke for those who are in the OGA

 

 

 

[*MURDOC*]

"I'm anything but racist, but I'm going to bring up anuj even though he wasn't mentioned because he's a brown guy that I know of."

 

F*cking genius.

[Satourn]

 

Of course you don't, after all you spend time watching cartoons so much that you barely have time to think about such things sir.

 

By the way, cartoons are awesome.

Edited January 18, 2012 by SatournFan

[abishai.kochara]

Of course you don't, after all you spend time watching cartoons so much that you barely have time to think about such things sir.

 

Yeah, but at least, I'm not a retard. And, by the way, cartoons are awesome.

Neither am I and I don't have anything against cartoons.

[Attorney General]

Easy, ladies.

 

Keep the bickering in PMs if you must, but don't derail this topic.

[coin-god]

 

Every new question that is added, is going to be added at my first post in the first page, just to not spam the topic.

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061026290

[bluesboyjr]

 

i hope theres planes in gta censored. Rockstar have to do something if they aren't allowed to have characters swearing in it. there should be planes, helis, buses, boats, horses and trains iMO

You have the whole SOPA internet government law thing mixed up man

It has nothing to do with the development of video games. And won't affect GTA V in any way.

sorry dude but i don't buy it. the mods here are very sneaky and rockstar tell them secrets and stuff like what is coming next. if you'll notice when you first click on to gta forums there is actually is a front page with niko and claude. if you'll look closely you'll see it says : gta censored undernath. doesn't it look a bit suspicious about 4 months after they announce gta 5 and we don't know the actual name of that game yet, here comes a banner with an name?

you believe what you like, but in the nxt trailer it says "gta censored" at the end guess who'll be having the last laugh?

 

It's official, GTA V's real name is Grand Theft Auto: Censored.

[trip]

^^^

That was difficult to read but worth it. Thank you.

[ryuclan]

i hope theres planes in gta censored. Rockstar have to do something if they aren't allowed to have characters swearing in it. there should be planes, helis, buses, boats, horses and trains iMO

You have the whole SOPA internet government law thing mixed up man

It has nothing to do with the development of video games. And won't affect GTA V in any way.

sorry dude but i don't buy it. the mods here are very sneaky and rockstar tell them secrets and stuff like what is coming next. if you'll notice when you first click on to gta forums there is actually is a front page with niko and claude. if you'll look closely you'll see it says : gta censored undernath. doesn't it look a bit suspicious about 4 months after they announce gta 5 and we don't know the actual name of that game yet, here comes a banner with an name?

you believe what you like, but in the nxt trailer it says "gta censored" at the end guess who'll be having the last laugh?

 

It's official, GTA V's real name is Grand Theft Auto: Censored.

The people in this place...

[bread]

 

Good ol' Zee.

[Girish]

 

5. Would you most like to meet?

my stocker you know who you are

I know he probably meant to say "stalker" but I found that funny.

[mrpain]

i hope theres planes in gta censored. Rockstar have to do something if they aren't allowed to have characters swearing in it. there should be planes, helis, buses, boats, horses and trains iMO

You have the whole SOPA internet government law thing mixed up man

It has nothing to do with the development of video games. And won't affect GTA V in any way.

sorry dude but i don't buy it. the mods here are very sneaky and rockstar tell them secrets and stuff like what is coming next. if you'll notice when you first click on to gta forums there is actually is a front page with niko and claude. if you'll look closely you'll see it says : gta censored undernath. doesn't it look a bit suspicious about 4 months after they announce gta 5 and we don't know the actual name of that game yet, here comes a banner with an name?

you believe what you like, but in the nxt trailer it says "gta censored" at the end guess who'll be having the last laugh?

 

It's official, GTA V's real name is Grand Theft Auto: Censored.

The people in this place...

I'm puzzled as to where this people came from. Just a year ago we only had people who were clearly dumb but still okay but now we had this new folks who are just plain retarded! Was it the same when IV was announced? I wasn't here back then so I wouldn't know.

[ryuclan]

There was a rush of member joining but I have no idea why the difference is so huge. We had our weird theories and whatnot but I can say that I believe we were smarter than that as a whole.

[tuff_luv_capo]

 

 

5. Would you most like to meet?

 

my stocker you know who you are

 

 

I know he probably meant to say "stalker" but I found that funny.

The increase in people spelling things phonetically is alarming. No wonder book stores are going out of business.

[buzbegone]

There was a rush of member joining but I have no idea why the difference is so huge. We had our weird theories and whatnot but I can say that I believe we were smarter than that as a whole.

Strange, isn't it? They say that the average age of a gamer is going up... but not here it seems.

Guess it's the flock of 7 year olds who received San Andreas from their responsible, caring parents for the first time on their PS2 that are emerging for the rebirth that is V.

[sonnyBlack]

This:

 

 

All due respect dude but you're a modd if anyone here is a nerd its you............

 

People like you on the internet really piss me of. If you so ''cool'' and better than the rest of us why in f*cks name are you on this site

 

shouldn't you be f*cking you're gf driving you're nice car living it up. why are you on this forum captian cool

 

Coming from the same guy that said this:

 

 

Id ask about the gf's and if we can still bang them. It might be sleezy but i enjoy that side of the game. I've jacked of a few times while i was banging them in the game.

 

 

[tuff_luv_capo]

This:

 

 

All due respect dude but you're a modd if anyone here is a nerd its you............

 

People like you on the internet really piss me of. If you so ''cool'' and better than the rest of us why in f*cks name are you on this site

 

shouldn't you be f*cking you're gf driving you're nice car living it up. why are you on this forum captian cool

 

Coming from the same guy that said this:

 

 

Id ask about the gf's and if we can still bang them. It might be sleezy but i enjoy that side of the game. I've jacked of a few times while i was banging them in the game.

 

 

Flawless Victory

[bluesboyjr]

 

did anyone know that aliens came and invaded earth before humans were existed? they made planes and nuclear bombs possible

I'm sure we'd all love to hear how they did that.

do you seriously think the technical achievements humans have maded are down to us? yhe ability to build a spaceship to the moon was alien technology. there was a program on i saw it it was called "alien science" or something . people that believe president kennedy wasn't killed by alien forces should seroiusly open there mind

Another gem from Steinway. Maybe the aliens are also behind GTA Censored?

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

 

5. Would you most like to meet?

 

my stocker you know who you are

 

 

I know he probably meant to say "stalker" but I found that funny.

Girish, that was a good one.

 

^^To above, i think he is the one that needs to open his mind, although to do that he needs to obtain one somehow.

 

 

They absolutely need to be in MP.

How could we have dogfights otherwise?

start by 2 players being on opposing skyscrapers, jump off to meet in the air start punching and shooting at one another. Whoever is left alive before hitting the ground is the unfortunate victor of free falling to their end.

 

Found it a little funny.

[SmC12]

 

No.

No.

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No.

No.

No.

No

no.

No.

No

No.

 

Just when you thought the discussions in the V setion couldn't get anymore intelligent and meaningful.

[Dr. John]

Link please...

 

The guy has voilated the rules but still it is great.

[bread]

Link please...

 

The guy has voilated the rules but still it is great.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=499273&st=20#