Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[GTA-King]

I would just like to point out that I've seen Scarface countless times and I can quote it word for word. And I also happen to think it's a pretty badass film.

Edited January 15, 2012 by GTA-King

[coin-god]

Please no. Having your protagonist get killed in the very end is so cliched. The only time it worked out real well was in Scarface.

Who dies at the end of Scarface?

Both of these quotes are retarded, not just the question. Why do so many people on these boards hold Scarface up as the pinnacle of film-making? It was good but not great.

That's your opinion.

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

Clue: he's a bugeyed 50 year old virgin who instructs others to live as poorly as he does.

 

Guess the member.

Salmon.

He's not a virgin, though. With the way he complains about life, I'm pretty sure it screwed him a few times.

 

Hahaha icarus, always has a witty remark.

 

 

Waddy, Suction Testicle Man & Tank (I am really impressed by your works. I will try my best to see if I will be helpful.)

 

You won'e be helpful, dive up now.

[Naomi]

Before this little Scarface debate gets revved up any further, allow me to settle the matter.

 

Scarface is and always will be a great movie.

Michelle Pfeiffer's character alone is enough to qualify for greatness.

And before any of you fellas get it into your little heads to debate, protest or inflame the matter, be aware that this thread is not set up as a democracy, but instead as a monarchy

...and I'm the Queen.

End of discussion.

 

Now that's out of the way...

Carry on Quoting.

Properly.

[GTA-King]

 

Before this little Scarface debate gets revved up any further, allow me to settle the matter.

 

Scarface is and always will be a great movie.

Michelle Pfeiffer's character alone is enough to qualify for greatness.

And before any of you fellas get it into your little heads to debate, protest or inflame the matter, be aware that this thread is not set up as a democracy, but instead as a monarchy

...and I'm the Queen.

End of discussion.

 

Now that's out of the way...

Carry on Quoting.

Properly.

Might as well start off by quoting this.

 

Well said!

[vertical limit]

 

I have a confession 

Moonshield, I... I love you. There, I said it. I am gay for you Please, tell me you love me. I want to love you. I want to make you feel good. LET ME LOOOOVE YOUUUU!

[Moonshield]

I...what? Where is this from?

[xHIGHWAY_REAPERx]

Not sure if it counts due to my own post but wahtever here it is.

 

 

I mean seriously no matter how hard two women bash their clams together they aren't going to get a pearl and the only thing you get from guys rubbing sticks together is fire,

 

^ A cut from my post in the topic " Is being gay/lesbian wrong or right? "

 

View the whole thing here.

 

 

Only posted it here as my friend laughed his ass off.

Edited January 15, 2012 by xHIGHWAY_REAPERx

[*MURDOC*]

Only posted it here as my friends laughed his ass off.

Lol, your friends share an ass.

[Mark]

I...what? Where is this from?

It was in the guess the member topic. Someone seems to have deleted it. Was a one-post PBM anyway.

[bread]

I'm pretty sure that PBM was Sam..

[Finn 7 five 11]

Only posted it here as my friends laughed his ass off.

Lol, your friends share an ass.

Hahahaha nice.

[Sunrise Driver]

 

Yeah it's confirmed.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=50628

[buzbegone]

Replying to a topic titled' Vice City confirmed for PC?' from which the last post was 10 years ago.

 

Yeah it's confirmed.

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=50628

 

EDIT: Can't believe I missed Street Mix's post

[ryuclan]

 

Saints Row 4 already? Is this the new Call of Duty of sandbox games?

Unlike COD, which is released every goddamn year. Saints Row is

released every 2 or 3 years.

And they're still sh*t games.

 

Here's my wishlist:

 

Kill the franchise. This game's a joke.

If they culled SR I would seriously not be happy. Ok fair enough its not GTA but why does that make it sh*t, well it doesnt. People need to stop being such c*nts and stop comparing it to GTA, the fact is that SR is new compared to GTA and is pretty much the only sandbox game to create a rivalry between fanboys of the games. Also it is a good game to take make the wait between GTA's allot easier. Also your wishlist is just so selfish to the people who actually like it for what it is, a sandbox game with lots of extra toys to play with in the sandbox.

He wasn't even comparing it to GTA, you punk-ass bitch.

 

Mrpain...you sir just earned a spot on my respect list.

[DP Man]

Looks like this topic has been Slammified?

[vertical limit]

Where is the Trademark Logo?

[mrpain]

 

Saints Row 4 already? Is this the new Call of Duty of sandbox games?

Unlike COD, which is released every goddamn year. Saints Row is

released every 2 or 3 years.

And they're still sh*t games.

 

Here's my wishlist:

 

Kill the franchise. This game's a joke.

If they culled SR I would seriously not be happy. Ok fair enough its not GTA but why does that make it sh*t, well it doesnt. People need to stop being such c*nts and stop comparing it to GTA, the fact is that SR is new compared to GTA and is pretty much the only sandbox game to create a rivalry between fanboys of the games. Also it is a good game to take make the wait between GTA's allot easier. Also your wishlist is just so selfish to the people who actually like it for what it is, a sandbox game with lots of extra toys to play with in the sandbox.

He wasn't even comparing it to GTA, you punk-ass bitch.

 

Mrpain...you sir just earned a spot on my respect list.

 

 

Was referring to his title when I posted that. Your respect is much appreciated kind good sir.

[Narcis_speed6]

Where is the Trademark Logo?

™ ℠ ®

[guib]

 

And if you don't have a dog that means you're gay.

 

The Funny Picture Topic.

[buzbegone]

 

Just wanted to post this here for anyone who gives a sh*t.. not gonna make a pointless thread about it.

 

Through out the month of November, I watched the trailer AT LEAST 100 times. From Nov. to Dec. though, dying for more info, I didn't watch the trailer. I started watching it again this week, at least 5 times, and every single time I've gotten emotional. I literally would tear up from happiness, so excited to play this game, which will by my favorite ever. I've never felt so emotional about anything in my life EVER. I reminisce to the first time I watched the trailer, and it was one of the happiness moments of my life. (I know it's weird, but I had to share it.)

 

Touching to see so many dedicated members in the V section.

[guib]

 

(actual puppies, not her boobs)

 

 

My funny moment was when a classmate of mine came into our school with a gun and shot two teachers and some other classmates which I didn't like

Edited January 16, 2012 by guib

[Original Light]

I don't know if this has been quoted before, and I'm sorry if it has. And it's kind of old, but I thought it was kind of funny! This guy made a whole topic just because he got his name changed.

 

 

  Alright, guys. You can lock this.

 

 

My previous account was john12.

 

Just give me the links for the main things.

 

You need to also put the message in memeber log. Thanks.   

 

I will help you all.

 

I guess he likes helping eh?

[DP Man]

Where is the Trademark Logo?

That's ood, it was there before I posted it...

 

 

a little girl appears in my house evreyone has seen her they say shes all dressd with white colors and that shes holding like a ball, its kind of scary, what should i do.............................and this is 1oo% real if you dont believe me its your problem

 

 

Have sex with it.

[Satourn]

haha.... crash's are annoying!

 

Crash is are annoying?!

[abishai.kochara]

 

haha.... crash's are annoying!

 

Crash is are annoying?!

ooops! now this is annoying. Good thing you highlighted it or else it would remain there! at last this topic is of some use.

ALSO you too made a mistake ^

[buzbegone]

haha.... crash's are annoying!

 

Crash is are annoying?!

ALSO you too made a mistake ^

He was expanding your mistake, to show people who aren't familiar with the proper function of the apostrophe.

[GTA36362355]

Dr. Rape

 

People cannot possibly blame video games like GTA for bad sh*t that happens in the world... there was crime, robbery, murder, rape and drug abuse thousands of years ago... and there still is and no video games are not enhancing it it is up to the parents of the children that grow up to be maniacs to f*cking teach them moral values and ALLOW them to act out a role in a game like GTA so they don't end up doing it in real life

 

Good ideas. Only thing you missed is raping though. Which could be added as 'packages'. Raping certain people (you would have a rape-list ofcourse) gives you sex toys which you can collect at your hideout. These sex toys let you rape people in more than one way which will give the rapings more of a characteristic. Also special rape-points should be awarded in case you rape a police officer or the mayor etc.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha yeahhhh lets rape c*nts

 

Auto-save after every time you rape a person. Would be the most logical choice.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

as long as we can rape every single gang member im happy

 

as long as we can rape peds i will be happy

 

they are most likely planning to rape us when we buy the game

 

1. Will there be some kind of mayo gun?

2. Will there be the ability to rape?

3. Customizable mayo gun?

 

*No mention of Rape whatsoever*

You feelin' alright?

ahaha thought i would contribute to the discussion for once...

 

I have it on good authority that there will be animals in the game and to my delight, they will rape u if u get to close to them.

 

To be quite honest I cannot wait to rape peds and blast them with my super mayo gun

 

Usually by the 2 month mark we would have seen or heard some more news about the game but seeing as we havnt by now im pretty confident we won't hear anything until well after MP3 release. Hopefully then we get flooded with information. Remember guys this isnt a COD or Assassins Creed where every year a new one is released its Grand Theft Auto, a huge event, another one wont be released until several years after so they have to make sure they maximize their profits from it

 

Edit: Keen to rape peds

 

Will we be able to rape in GTA V...

 

lol jks i know we will be able to rape in GTA V

 

i wanna kill so many dogs and anal rape them so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHH KEEN

 

I tire of trying to talk some sense into the Rockstar Sycophant Squad. Enjoy you generic coridor shooter max payne 3 instead of a new GTAV info which apparently is a game you all hate. Duster, you need to take some anger management classes. Its just a forum, you twat.

Zee... watch out, i am gonna rape you one of these days

 

I guess I wouldn't be against bathrooms being implementing in GTA V... as long as there is an option to rape unsuspecting peds that need to 'go'

 

it was like that in GTA IV.... what are u even asking? once the tire is down to the rim sparks fly off it... why are u saying what if it was like that, when it already is.... like i JUST played GTA IV and im confident its like that! Ffs R* need to release some more info just for the sake of noobs posting stupid threads

If you watched the video dumbass the car caught on fire from the sparks. Any person who played GTA IV would know that.

I DID WATCH THE VIDEO... was a waste of time! f*cking go play GTA IV now and do a massive burnout.... the f*cking tires will catch fire and pop then sparks will fly off if u drive...

Read my revised post.

my mistake good sir, R* just called me up and confirmed that there will be magical flaming tires with more sparks than u could possibly fathom!

He's asking if you would like to see a feature similar to the video where the wheels sparked and CAUGHT THE CAR ON FIRE.

 

Not the wheels burning off.

yeah yeah i know, rape etc

 

Nope sorry, the only thing that has been confirmed by R* themselves has been the rape function in GTA V

 

Would rape be the solution to this 'want' for info? anybody?

 

Upon killing the antagonist we will receive the Rape Ability

I'd like that alot

[ryuclan]

That guy probably has human heads in his fridge and a dress made of human skin.

[buzbegone]

That guy probably has human heads in his fridge and a dress made of human skin.

and a habit of putting lotion into baskets.

 

 

I've once been mugged at knifepoint, i shouldn't say mugged because I booted his head in.

After that i received death threats on facebook and withheld numbers etc, turns out he was a member of a notorious drug dealing circle round here.

 

I never did get killed.