Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Finn 7 five 11]

Let me tell you all about how I bruised my penis...

 

 

So I stay quite and she gets the drift. She tells me to take it easy and lets me off with an $80 bill. Like f*cking seriously, $80, to tell me I jerk off like an animal. Doctor's, what a f*cking rip off.

 

 

Clearly being retarded is expensive.

[abishai.kochara]

Let me tell you all about how I bruised my penis...

 

 

So I stay quite and she gets the drift. She tells me to take it easy and lets me off with an $80 bill. Like f*cking seriously, $80, to tell me I jerk off like an animal. Doctor's, what a f*cking rip off.

 

 

Clearly being retarded is expensive.

seriously......

from which topic is it?

[Guest]

seriously......

from which topic is it?

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...entry1057888228

[guib]

Edit: Nevermind, the guy below me is right, I am sorry, I shouldn't reveal private PM's between me and mrpain... Edited January 13, 2012 by guib

[blitz]

 

Mrpain PM me this:

 

 

This is embarrassing. I'm getting trolled... by you.

My reaction is:

You're being a douche by revealing private conversations between both of you that mrpain hasn't agreed on being exposed. Also stop spamming this thread, go back to PM.

 

To stay on topic..

 

 

 

But you know what the biggest problem is in Skyrim these days? Everyone is obsessed with death.

You and me, we're the only ones around here that aren't complete fools.

 

Few will get it.

 

 

 

And a bonus.

 

 

i think my gf is cheating on me. just in case she is which is the most effective poison, arsenic or cyanide?

 

thankx

 

From the 'Have a Question? V2' thread.

Edited January 13, 2012 by blitz

[abishai.kochara]

I don't like it when someone reveals PM's....... even if its mrpain who's being revealed, no offense.

 

[GTA_stu]

 

Let's say my house is burning down, I'd save not necesserely the most expensive things I got, but the things with the most sentimental value.

 

This is what I'd save, they're all in my room so I'd throw them out the window or something.

 

My guitars

My vynil record collection, or at least those with the most sentimental value

My desktop computer, precious thing in there (not only porn)

My cat

 

Ringing his insurance company:

 

"No nothing was smoke damaged or burnt, it all got just got smashed on the lawn outside. Then the cat landed on it all and went mental, that's what really f*cking did it"

Edited January 14, 2012 by GTA_stu

[mrpain]

Edit: Nevermind, the guy below me is right, I am sorry, I shouldn't reveal private PM's between me and mrpain...

Wait, so you've been publicly displaying my PMs instead of answering them? Kinda defeat the purpose of Private Messaging don't you think?

 

 

 

I've been thinking. If the Khajiit existed in our world, I don't think I could resist the urge to pet them. Cats are adorable, especially talking cats.

[Greenline]

From the Ron Paul 2012 topic:

 

GM is dying because it isn't A Company, It is Chevy, GMC, Buick, dead Oldsmobiles, Dead Pontiac. Dead SAAB, Too Many companies gathered under one shield. Their basic lines were all the same. Their only differences were the fabric in the interior and superficial sclupting else where.

Ford/Mercury  is dying in my local they are all Closed, If you own one you have to the next city to find a dealer.

Chrysler/ Dead Plymouth and Dodge (?) Don't hear anything about them now-a-days here.

*Lil weasel makes a mistake and posts in the wrong topic.*

 

Talk about off topic, ^ You're posting in the wrong section, bud

 

GM rules, they have the most cars, and are the largest because of it....well, for most of the 100 plus years they've been making cars, Pontiac could be revived with a Camaro transformation, and it does exist, it also is DAMN impressive, coming from third party interests. GM's classic cars will survive thanks to fans of their Design Studios.

*Slamman continues the discussion*

Edited January 14, 2012 by Greenline

[Slamman]

I'm pointing out that I've been banned for less! hahaha Mine at least steers back on topic

[Mati]

 

Murdoc: Can't take criticism, criticize him once and he'll send you a message to go 'f*ck yourself' and he blocks you to make sure you never make him cry like that again.

From Greenline's disrespect list.

 

Quite true actually.

[Guest]

 

I saw it at Quotable Motable page.

 

Ha. Ha.

[Dr. John]

I saw it at Quotable Motable page.

 

Ha. Ha.

 

That's my fault. I typed everything really fast.

[DP Man]

The first page is gold

[Dr. John]

The first page is gold

You are making yourself as a fool.

 

Open your eyes and see...

[Guest]

Tuff Luv Capo started giving clues about Slamman, and out of nowhere Slamman posts something random. Hence why Jay stated that the thread peaked early. Quite hilarious.

[ZDANZ96]

Edit: Nevermind, the guy below me is right, I am sorry, I shouldn't reveal private PM's between me and mrpain...

Yes you are right. Blitz is a guy.

[AlexGTAGamer]

From the "Favourite GTA songs?" topic.

 

 

GTA Vice City

ALL SUCKED

 

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE LAST DECADE OF GOOD MUSIC.

YOU MUST BE SLAYED.

 

Don't worry i have my shotgun to blow you and also TECHNO RULES!!!

 

This is what happens when you leave one simple word out of a sentence that then changes the whole idea frame.

[bread]

[Slamman]

 

Edit: Nevermind, the guy below me is right, I am sorry, I shouldn't reveal private PM's between me and mrpain...

Yes you are right. Blitz is a guy.

Private messages here are not legally private, as we've been informed, anyone can post your PMs anywhere, which makes them pretty useless, ma thinks

 

Blitz is a guy! haha

[Mati]

 

He relies on numbers to fight Qauntity<Qaulity....      But since he has so many numbers is more like

 

Qauntity  <  Qaulity

              

 

 

And for those who don't know math or didn't finish middle school grammar classBoss Mancini

That means Qauntity is less then or equal to Qaulity

 

Oh the irony.

[GTA-King]

 

I'm Christian and I'm heterosexual, I believe it's bothersome, but I don't judge people, and most Christians I know wouldn't raise a stink other then being personally opposed to Homosexuality. People are people, after all, I believe as much as someone expects respect as a human being, I deserve the same, it's a mutual thing

 

What is Slamman trying to tell us here?

[ZDANZ96]

 

I'm Christian and I'm heterosexual, I believe it's bothersome, but I don't judge people, and most Christians I know wouldn't raise a stink other then being personally opposed to Homosexuality. People are people, after all, I believe as much as someone expects respect as a human being, I deserve the same, it's a mutual thing

 

What is Slamman trying to tell us here?

Spamman seems to be a mistery machine. I can wait for the the day he will reach his 0 posts milestone (Which seems to be coming soon).

 

How would be that topic, huh? Something that may match with 0 and holes perhaps?

My hopes are him posting goatse.

Edited January 15, 2012 by ZDANZ96

[Chinatown Wars]

 

I'm Christian and I'm heterosexual, I believe it's bothersome, but I don't judge people, and most Christians I know wouldn't raise a stink other then being personally opposed to Homosexuality. People are people, after all, I believe as much as someone expects respect as a human being, I deserve the same, it's a mutual thing

 

What is Slamman trying to tell us here?

Slamman asking for respect?

[tuff_luv_capo]

 

I'm Christian and I'm heterosexual, I believe it's bothersome, but I don't judge people, and most Christians I know wouldn't raise a stink other then being personally opposed to Homosexuality. People are people, after all, I believe as much as someone expects respect as a human being, I deserve the same, it's a mutual thing

 

What is Slamman trying to tell us here?

Slamman asking for respect?

Darwinism. When a species does something wrong there is usually a consequence to try and correct the flaw. A fit male attracts a mate, a problem child is scolded, a socially unacceptable kid is bullied and alienated. What do the friend zone, unemployment and jail have in common? They are all places where people who aren't doing things right are sent to sit and figure out what they're doing wrong. If you can't overcome your flaws then you are weeded out. It's f*cking life. And it doesn't owe you sh*t.

 

When you do not contribute to your society, but rather only take- don't ever ask for respect. Ever.

 

At that age you shouldn't be looking for a job, you should be nearing retirement. It's not time to set goals, your time is up. You're supposed to be an achiever, you should have been long ago. To be so far behind, a person like that has no place or say or any right to give advice. Wanna talk about GTAIV? That's cool. Wanna debate over religion? That's cool too.

 

I'm not gonna treat you like a retarded kid who is allowed to dryhump the carpet. If you say something stupid or redundant that other people would get punished for, you get no mercy from me.

Edited January 15, 2012 by Tuff Luv Capo

[Satourn]

 

KaRzY6 has posted his 1250th post.

 

So coooooool.

[mrpain]

 

Please no. Having your protagonist get killed in the very end is so cliched. The only time it worked out real well was in Scarface.

Who dies at the end of Scarface?

[Vercetti27]

I'm Christian and I'm heterosexual, I believe it's bothersome, but I don't judge people, and most Christians I know wouldn't raise a stink other then being personally opposed to Homosexuality. People are people, after all, I believe as much as someone expects respect as a human being, I deserve the same, it's a mutual thing

 

What is Slamman trying to tell us here?

Slamman asking for respect?

apparently your bothersome

[Robinski]

 

Please no. Having your protagonist get killed in the very end is so cliched. The only time it worked out real well was in Scarface.

Who dies at the end of Scarface?

Both of these quotes are retarded, not just the question. Why do so many people on these boards hold Scarface up as the pinnacle of film-making? It was good but not great.

[mrpain]

Please no. Having your protagonist get killed in the very end is so cliched. The only time it worked out real well was in Scarface.

Who dies at the end of Scarface?

Both of these quotes are retarded, not just the question. Why do so many people on these boards hold Scarface up as the pinnacle of film-making? It was good but not great.

I actually have not seen the whole film yet. Just the first five minutes and the last five minutes of the film. Oh and any part that includes nudity. And there's a lot of people out there who says Scarface is the most badass film ever made but really in truth, they've never seen it before. They just think it's what the cool guys watches.

 

 

It's been a while since I posted some John material. Here's the new version of his respect list.

 

///Respect///

 

Myself

 

GTA Forums and GTA Network Staff

 

DYOM Users and Designers

 

Modders

 

GFX Team and Helpers

 

Jimmy_Leppard (You are the man! You love Music and Design something which makes everybody respect you. You are the man!)

 

mrpain (Yikes! A dude with a great quality! But still I blocked him under PM because of his PMs which are a sh*t!)

 

Girish & Craig (I didn't see Craig but Girish and Craig both are really good guys who are treat everyone good.)

 

Waddy, Suction Testicle Man & Tank (I am really impressed by your works. I will try my best to see if I will be helpful.)

 

miromiro (OMFG! What he is? I a genius?! His Newbie Guide is so awesome! You rock!)

 

///Disrespect///

 

Spammers

 

GTA Forums Criminals

 

sh*ts which happened recently (I can't forget about that...)

 

Slamman (f*ck him! Because of him, my topic was close to be locked. I don't care about his Post count. He is an idiot. Stop messing around!)

 

 

Jimmy_Leppard (You are the man! You love Music and Design something which makes everybody respect you. You are the man!)

We respect him because he loves music and design? Seriously?

 

 

mrpain (Yikes! A dude with a great quality! But still I blocked him under PM because of his PMs which are a sh*t!)

Right, someone please make some sense of this. Can't tell whether this is respect or literal mindf*cked.

 

 

Slamman (f*ck him! Because of him, my topic was close to be locked. I don't care about his Post count. He is an idiot. Stop messing around!)

Woah there Slammy! You better watch out for this guy!