Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[GreatGig]

That one about the kittens was brilliant

 

This was in the "The year is 2002" thread. It really made me laugh. Not too sure why though.

 

GTAvanja:

 

I would rape myself while yelling PARADOX!

 

 

[bread]

 

In the member photo's thread

 

 

I will edit this post and upload my photo tomorrow

 

Building the suspense or something?

Now this one made me laugh the most on this page.

[AceRay]

 

Id ask about the gf's and if we can still bang them. It might be sleezy but i enjoy that side of the game. I've jacked of a few times while i was banging them in the game.

 

I didn't need to know that.

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061001776

[GTA36362355]

 

This was just sent to me in a pm from Ps4doober: 8675309

 

What could it mean? NOTHIN like this thread. People making sh*t up to generate more hits. People who've joined the boards since the V trailer read "Where's the blue" and "Genesis" nothin' ever came of them. Huge wastes of time and energy that could have been used for much better discussions.

It's funny cuz i can read pedobear from his nickname. I think you should trust him, you know all the legit leakers come up whit a naughy names "deepthroat", "pedo" etc.

Link: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061006070

[mikkenugent]

This was just sent to me in a pm from Ps4doober: 8675309

 

What could it mean? NOTHIN like this thread. People making sh*t up to generate more hits. People who've joined the boards since the V trailer read "Where's the blue" and "Genesis" nothin' ever came of them. Huge wastes of time and energy that could have been used for much better discussions.

It's funny cuz i can read pedobear from his nickname. I think you should trust him, you know all the legit leakers come up whit a naughy names "deepthroat", "pedo" etc.

Link: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061006070

YES I made it on quotable notables. You my dear sir have now joined my respect list.

[GTA_stu]

From the unsolved crimes thread:

 

 

Just a random fact: James Maybrick, one of the guys they suspected of being Jack the Ripper, is a relative of mine and is in my family tree.

 

Just thought I'd throw that out there  .

 

Of all the things I've heard people boast about, I honestly never thought I'd see the day someone boasted that a relative was once suspected of being a murderer and mutilator.

 

 

[vertical limit]

 

I dont care momma I still dunno wheres my dinna!!!!!!!!!!!!

What in f*cks name?

[GTA_stu]

 

But the Biggest one is the Murder of the Apple guy, well, it's going to stay a mystery.

R.I.P. Sir Isaac Newton!

 

Sir Isaac Newton, the man who discovered apples.

[*MURDOC*]

 

I just can't seem to swallow it without having it in my mouth for a good 15 minutes.

 

 

Y'know that context thing?

 

 

 

Sometimes things are much funnier without it.

[GTA-King]

 

god danmit you ruined my boner :l

 

From shotGTA in the The GTAForum Hot Pixel Topic.

 

Gave me a small chuckle.

[shotGTA]

god danmit you ruined my boner :l

 

From shotGTA in the The GTAForum Hot Pixel Topic.

 

Gave me a small chuckle.

he did ruin it

[GTA-King]

god danmit you ruined my boner :l

 

From shotGTA in the The GTAForum Hot Pixel Topic.

 

Gave me a small chuckle.

he did ruin it

And here is another quotable notable!

 

 

Quick noob question. How do I apply the names of the people I'm quoting that is from different threads?

[Miro]

Use this code. For instance, I'm quoting you.

 

 

Quick noob question. How do I apply the names of the people I'm quoting that is from different threads?

 

 

Quick noob question. How do I apply the names of the people I'm quoting that is from different threads?

 

 

It's something like this:

 

 

The quotable notable here.

 

[GTA-King]

 

Use this code. For instance, I'm quoting you.

 

Thank you sir! Learned something new today!

[Guest]

 

Had a 94 myself. Loved it to death. Actually had it doing 130mph at one point on the stock 2.2. I learned to drive in it, had my first serious crash in it, and eventually had to pass it on to my younger sister, who killed it.

 

Then Lurch edits:

 

 

Had a 94 myself. Loved it to death. Actually had the faulty speedometer reading 130mph at one point on the stock 2.2. I learned to drive in it, had my first serious crash in it, and eventually had to pass it on to my younger sister, who killed it.

fixed*

 

I literally woke up the whole building laughing!

[Mati]

 

...LCJ...

 

...Kratos, AznKei, Chimpso or LCJ...

 

 

...Arejai, alifjenius or Notna...

 

...JOJOXX, Chimpso, Doublepulse, Kratos, Jackal1337, Mati, Mattattata

 

...jetjatin, Seville Cheng or pauliux2 aswell.

 

...Secronom President, SatournFan and Nitesh...

I wasn't even worth mentioning?

 

Is it just me, or are you people (The so called old generation of DYOM) just forgetting my existence. Have I not done enough, are my mission so stupid?

 

Do I suck at EVERYTHING?

 

I hate when people need to act like a bitch because they aren't mentioned on something.

[guib]

...LCJ...

 

...Kratos, AznKei, Chimpso or LCJ...

 

 

...Arejai, alifjenius or Notna...

 

...JOJOXX, Chimpso, Doublepulse, Kratos, Jackal1337, Mati, Mattattata

 

...jetjatin, Seville Cheng or pauliux2 aswell.

 

...Secronom President, SatournFan and Nitesh...

I wasn't even worth mentioning?

 

Is it just me, or are you people (The so called old generation of DYOM) just forgetting my existence. Have I not done enough, are my mission so stupid?

 

Do I suck at EVERYTHING?

 

I hate when people need to act like a bitch because they aren't mentioned on something.

And I hate you!

[Vercetti27]

this is sad

[AreXi]

 

...LCJ...

 

...Kratos, AznKei, Chimpso or LCJ...

 

 

...Arejai, alifjenius or Notna...

 

...JOJOXX, Chimpso, Doublepulse, Kratos, Jackal1337, Mati, Mattattata

 

...jetjatin, Seville Cheng or pauliux2 aswell.

 

...Secronom President, SatournFan and Nitesh...

I wasn't even worth mentioning?

 

Is it just me, or are you people (The so called old generation of DYOM) just forgetting my existence. Have I not done enough, are my mission so stupid?

 

Do I suck at EVERYTHING?

 

I hate when people need to act like a bitch because they aren't mentioned on something.

And I hate you!

Ouch, burn!

[guib]

what's wrong honey?

Edited January 11, 2012 by guib

[vertical limit]

Not this again...

 

Guib, why did you edit it?

It used to say "I am an idiot".

[guib]

Guib, why did you edit it?

Yes.

[mrpain]

what's wrong honey?

To anyone who is scratching their heads, it's a PM I sent to you. He's been ignoring my messages so I sent him that.

 

Still clearly ignoring me though.

[guib]

The person above me is stupid...

[GTA_stu]

This entire page is incredibly (un)notable I mean anyone would think you're acting like a bunch of immature schoolkids... oh wait.

[fireguy109]

 

What's better for a beginner to start off with? Taek Wando, or Karate?

"Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?"

 

Skyrim reference, if you're scratching your head.

[*MURDOC*]

 

Meh, cancer has lost its charm with me.

 

Cancer's so mainstream.

[Guest]

 

Why do men always take their shirt off when they're about to fight?

Because people would look at you funny if you took your pants off.

 

 

The best thing you can do is to,

 

Go under your dad's bed, retrieve some pornography

Now pull your panties down once the pornography is up and running

Now you have a couple of options, you can either;

i. Tug aggresively on your meat constantly

ii. slowly caress your penis constantly

iii. Slowly caress your two veg. whilst tugging aggresively on your meat

iv. [Option open for discussion]

Then, when you have, err, finished, Perform a detailed investigation as to why this mysterious "white stuff" has just shot out of you jap's eye.

Wash your hands *VERY IMPORTANT*

Come back here and give us a detailed analysed evaluation of your findings.

Note: Make sure you watch the Porn whilst masturbating, it has been clinically proved to help speed up the process.

 

Most helpful advice yet. Ill get to that later........

1:kinda hurts

2:this was the best although I never ejaculated(I dont want to anyway)

3:to scared to do

4:your all crazy

 

 

iv. [Option open for discussion]

-Roll your sausage like an Italian butcher.

-Pets.

-printer-rollers.

-high-pressure hose.

-rolling pin.

-stuffed toys.

 

 

I didnt want to make a mess......I heard its hard to remove.....

Its kinda like quick dry cement. I recommend watching the educational video 2girls 1cup, it taught me everything I needed to know about masturbation.

How did that trailer teach you anything? I watched the first part and nearly vomited.....her sh*t looked diseased.

 

 

 

 

Let me tell you all about how I bruised my penis...

 

Well, I had gotten bored just jerking it, and found the need to go faster, add more pressure and in general literally ravage my dick. I mean, I wailed on it once a day. Well, after about a week of this, I decided to look at my dick (haven't looked at it in a while, seeing as how I was too bust concentrating on the porn and I felt showers weren't necessary) while in the shower. Low and behold, I got red spots all over my dick.

 

At first I don't say anything and assume it's nothing. Eventually, half the week goes by and it's still there, so I start to panic thinking it's cancer or AIDS or some disease. I immediately tell my mom and I drive to the doctors. (This isn't a doctor doctor, it's my pediatrician I had when I was a kid) So she said hi, I said hi and she asked me to pull my pants down.

 

So I lay down on the bed and pull my pants down and she starts examining it with her cold hands and pulling the foreskin back and she sees the red spots. She immediately doesn't know what it is, but tells me it's not an infection, but more like a bruise. She proceeds to explain that it's like a hickey, and asks if any woman has blown me. Holding back the urge to proudly lie and say yes, I say it wasn't from a female. Then she asks how much pressure I put on it while jerking off.

 

So I stay quite and she gets the drift. She tells me to take it easy and lets me off with an $80 bill. Like f*cking seriously, $80, to tell me I jerk off like an animal. Doctor's, what a f*cking rip off.

 

 

There are Jews in the world.

There are Buddhists.

There are Hindus and Mormons, and then

There are those that follow Mohammed, but

I've never been one of them.

 

I'm a Roman Catholic,

And have been since before I was born,

And the one thing they say about Catholics is:

They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

 

You don't have to be a six-footer.

You don't have to have a great brain.

You don't have to have any clothes on. You're

A Catholic the moment Dad came,

 

Because

 

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.

 

 

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.

 

Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground.

God shall make them pay for

Each sperm that can't be found.

 

 

Every sperm is wanted.

Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood.

 

 

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,

Spill theirs just anywhere,

But God loves those who treat their

Semen with more care.

 

 

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

WOMEN:

If a sperm is wasted,...

 

...God get quite irate.

 

Every sperm is sacred.

 

Every sperm is good.

 

Every sperm is needed...

 

...In your neighbourhood!

 

 

Every sperm is useful.

Every sperm is fine.

 

God needs everybody's.

 

Mine!

 

And mine!

 

And mine!

 

 

Let the Pagan spill theirs

O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

 

God shall strike them down for

Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

 

 

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood.

 

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite iraaaaaate!

 

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=330211

 

That topic never gets old

Edited January 12, 2012 by Piperka

[fireguy109]

 

how come when you hook up with a ho there are no sex sounds like screaming like in other versions of the game could there be a mod that adds these sounds to the game? because without the sound there really wouldnt be any point into hooking up and most of the fun is lost

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=498518

[guib]

 

You know it would be so much easier if you actually answered my questions rather than evading them.

 

Tell me, why do you hate me so much?