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Long Haired Freaky Guy

*edit*

 

f*ck, read it wrong, delete.

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PHCharls

 

And you had the choice of what to be made into when you die, what would it be?

 

I was thinking about it earlier, working in a supermarket, I see lots of candidates, such as Chicken Slices, Breast, Chunks, Soup, Chicken and Bacon (Chilling with the Pig), Drumsticks, Nuggets, Burgers (KFC!), and so on...

 

Interesting really, just something I thought of when at work today. If it was me, I'd probably go with something simple, like maybe being put into a nice Baguette,and then the rest could be sent away to make a lovely chicken dinner.

 

Tidy!

 

Edited by PHCharls

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epoxi

Brian Johnson, What happened to Brian Johnson?

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1060336011

 

 

Hmm....maybe Brian was blowing a Ballas gang member while CJ was peeking and whacking off and after Brian finished, the member killed him but CJ was carried by orgasm so he couldn't prevent Brian's death...Who knows??

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trip

Not that funny(and I know we need to allow leeway for some non-english peoples english) but...

 

from a thread in the PC tech forum.

 

PS:My windows are 7

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NonRetard

Reading this thread made me realize how many people speaking ESL use these forums as a workshop where they can hone their english.

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Drift-Kingz

 

Haha my horse on RDR died, i cant actually remember how it died now but it was the first horse you have to break in the story mode!

I was a bit gutted about that  sad.gif  Then i thought i might aswell skin it, man that was a depressing.

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The-King
^ lol

 

I found this thread hilarious

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=328576

Suction Testicle Man, haven't seen that guy since 2006.

???

He's around quite often. In fact he last posted today.

Not to mention that thread is from 08

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LuisBellic

 

Poo on me Sue

------------------

Hello Sue,

Do you need a poo?

Good for you!

I love to poo!

 

So Sue,

Do you still need t'poo?

Poo on me sue,

I'll have sex with you.

 

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Long Haired Freaky Guy
Poo on me Sue

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Hello Sue,

Do you need a poo?

Good for you!

I love to poo!

 

So Sue,

Do you still need t'poo?

Poo on me sue,

I'll have sex with you.

 

Where's that from?

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macorules94

 

how about i slap my cock all over your cheek for being so stupid.

Plus i'm pretty sure they take it by flight.

man i'm not sure why im bothering.

should bitch slap you with my cock again

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FlavouredMilk

ANYTHING from xPistolzSpawner970x

 

Life-Failure...

 

But he prefers 'Lil C' ..................................................................................*nt.

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Mati

 

killer24 search for turtle sex on youtube it's very funny lol.gif  lol.gif

dozingoff.gif

 

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trip

 

 

yes it is in A,C, and F.

Then it's 56. And for the future reference, whenever you feel like saying, "You're wrong, K^2," double-check yourself first.

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macorules94
I see saints row as a game for people who can't afford GTA games

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Kriskers

 

Can you lock a topic if it is your topic? If so can you tell me?

 

The topic got locked.

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cactus.

This had me cracking up the other day...

 

 

 

I saw it this Friday. I thought it was decent. It started out fast-paced, then slowed toward the middle of the film. Good action scenes. Good CGI. Some of the dialogue was questionable. 7/10

Fast-paced? can you say it in more simple words please.

There you go

Uhhh okay they either talked too fast or everything in the movie just happend so fast.?

So, are you an aspiring brain surgeon then?

sometimes I need it lol

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Bernard Jazz

 

Waiting is for grandma rapers, I want new version NOW!  devil.gif

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1058968116

 

Zedo Mann, your signature makes me want to rip your pubic hairs out one by one and force you to eat them until you suffocate on a chunk of it lodged in your throat.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1060039078

Edited by Mealing

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Long Haired Freaky Guy

 

only wash my hands after i piss or take a  dump when getting ready to play PS3,Guitar or If i eat. but like for 8 seconds, and i didnt know dicks smell if you dont wash it, i tought only if your horny

 

 

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cactus.

This here made me laugh out loud:

 

 

this kid needs to learn some internet and then come back in a couple of years.

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SilentSeas

I couldn't help but chuckle at this:

 

 

People think of GTA as being a 'straight' game

Ah, as opposed to Grand Theft Arsehole and Red Dead Reacharound.

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Mati

Remember when Where Is The Blue got locked once because of the SPAM? I saved a huge ass wall quote:

 

*correction*

something interesting i found:

 

Grope_4_that_date, all the letters match with deepthroatgta4.

 

now, with getthepadraot5, all the letters would match up with deepthroatgta5

O RLY?

YA RLY

NO WAY

OMG

HOLY FUC~~G SH~.

ROFL LMAONAISSE

LOLLERBLADES.

LOL

ROFLCOPTERS

ROFLINMYPANTS

ROFLINMYPANTS? OMGWTFBBQ!!

OMGIZZLE

LAWLSMOBILE

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DINOLOL

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ROFLWAFFLE ~ À LA MODE

LMAOTAPEMEASURE

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LMAFIOASFIWERITJSDKLFSEKLJLKGEJTGLDFKGHITYJERKGJERYKRTJGYHYHKERHWEIOTHSEHWETHEPTIER

 

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Claude Speed.

lol, I almost wanted to report that.

 

This is from a while back:

 

What countries are the richest in culture, literature, lighted minds (I mean genius minds)?

What country are you from? Because it isn't that one.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1060356013

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Guest

This whole thread:

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=473500

 

I don't see why new members always have the urge to create pointless topics and try to sound professional at that, and it's always the same posse of annoying members that reply to rubbish like it.

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LordBaccus

Hi what's up? How do you lock a thread. Like to make them have "LOCKED" instead of "add reply", so that users can't post in it.

uni

You don't, mods and ledbys do.

 

Moved to Support.

LordBaccus

Hi. You don't seem to have understood my question.

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