Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Guest]

 

PS2 is too weak for it?

nope ps2 supports HD if it does to i just looked at driver parallel lines while playing it and it looked HD to me PS2 is a perfect console

 

 

PS2 was solded more than PS3 or PS1

 

 

the graphics should be 480p for ps2 version of GTA IV

 

 

maybe can you email rockstar for that?

 

 

if you are over 18 you can get a job for R*

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1060926631

 

Haha! He was actually being serious too.

[Narcis_speed6]

 

You should center the main logo, it will look better that way.

 

 

image here

 

What are you doing out of the graphics section?

Scared the hell out of me as well.

[Law0070]

 

Listen to me, I use computers

=> Slamman

 

in the Tech forum, probably one of the first quotable notables coming from that section...

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

Listen to me, I use computers

=> Slamman

 

in the Tech forum, probably one of the first quotable notables coming from that section...

Hahaha i like this one, good quote

 

Keeping it relevant, it's been posted, but it is definitely my favourite quote.

 

 

There is this one neighbourhood near me who has a moustache and everyone calls him hitler

 

Hahahahah makes me laugh out loud every god damn time.

Edited December 10, 2011 by finn4life

[fgcarva1]

You should center the main logo, it will look better that way.

 

 

image here

 

What are you doing out of the graphics section?

Scared the hell out of me as well.

It still scares me.

[Cheat]

So, I was asking about this weird mathematical operation that includes multiplying your shoe size with five as a part of the operation and...

 

 

If you're getting the WRONG shoe size, it's best you get the right ones, it's bad for your feet to be constricted for prolonged periods of time. I've been wearing new boots my folks got me, and I can tell you, at least one pair really hurt my feet after only a number of hours in them

 

Also, this one's from the TC recruitment topic.

 

 

Which makes me even more confused as to how I got in...

 

You are something else.

 

Priceless.

[Slamman]

Cheat, My comment is to the last reply, not your silly math, which to me is useless! haha

 

 

The Listen to me, I use computers is because Wolf gets upset over every post I make, basically ALL of them. The idea behind a forum is you get more then one opinion, right or wrong, there's no law against it

Edited December 10, 2011 by Slamman

[Mati]

Cheat, My comment is to the last reply, not your silly math, which to me is useless! haha

 

 

The Listen to me, I use computers is because Wolf gets upset over every post I make, basically ALL of them. The idea behind a forum is you get more then one opinion, right or wrong, there's no law against it

Who isn't upset about your posts?

 

Both from the X360 topic:

 

 

I'd love to see voice being able to be used on something like PSVita for portable surfing, since it will be able to. I think if you're having keyboard problems of any type, Voice Recognition will play an interesting part in the years ahead!

 

 

 

I've seen a Sony server setup with racks and racks of PS3s harnessed! I always run into log in issues if the PW and account are not recorded on the particular drive, so I'd fear having trouble with that as well

 

[Cheat]

Cheat, My comment is to the last reply, not your silly math, which to me is useless! haha

 

 

The Listen to me, I use computers is because Wolf gets upset over every post I make, basically ALL of them. The idea behind a forum is you get more then one opinion, right or wrong, there's no law against it

Who isn't upset about your posts?

You know man, maybe you should look at the mirror and ask yourself the same question.

[Mati]

 

Cheat, My comment is to the last reply, not your silly math, which to me is useless! haha

 

 

The Listen to me, I use computers is because Wolf gets upset over every post I make, basically ALL of them. The idea behind a forum is you get more then one opinion, right or wrong, there's no law against it

Who isn't upset about your posts?

You know man, maybe you should look at the mirror and ask yourself the same question.

So far, it's only a few guys from an official gang that keep randomly attacking me outside of OGA. Never spoke to them, yet they're quick to judge me.

Edited December 10, 2011 by Mati

[vertical limit]

@ The Firm

 

 

Skyrim is a drug

 

Skyrim - Not even once

[Cheat]

 

So far, it's only a few guys from an official gang that keep randomly attacking me outside of OGA. Never spoke to them, yet they're quick to judge me.

 

Yeah, and they're all doing it for no reason, right?

 

From a fingerless gloves - topic in the V section:

 

 

Am I the only one who doesn't get an erection for fingerless gloves?

[Slamman]

I have friends in the OGA, and as I said, I coulda woulda, shoulda been, but it really never factored into why I came here. Unless some of you thought that when I hit you up for online gaming?? haha

[Guest]

 

I find most modern American cars ugly or ill-proportioned to be honest. Take the Buick LaCrosse and Ford Taurus for example...

 

... which remind me of this:

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1060092875

 

[Slamman]

edited due to lack of quote.

Edited December 11, 2011 by Waddy

[KilnerLUFC]

I have friends in the OGA, and as I said, I coulda woulda, shoulda been, but it really never factored into why I came here. Unless some of you thought that when I hit you up for online gaming?? haha

 

 

 

My quote.

[Mak]

 

Craig here in Brazil, around 2003 or 2005, I can't remember, cheeseburguer was SO CHEAP, that even the buns around the avenue bought the hamburguers!   I remember people saying it was having financial troubles........... If they weren't having, why sell the hamburguer for such a low price?! Well, here in Brazil McDonalds isn't so big as before, a lot of people rather Burguer King (which now is owned by brazilians) and Subway!

by cidamelo in the Mcdonalds thread.

 

I fail to see how buns can buy hamburgers

[vertical limit]

 

I think it would be badass to have a protag who is 80, rocking a wheel chair, and an oxygen tank!

More so with one over 90 and on full life support.

Haha this made me chuckle.

[fgcarva1]

Craig here in Brazil, around 2003 or 2005, I can't remember, cheeseburguer was SO CHEAP, that even the buns around the avenue bought the hamburguers!   I remember people saying it was having financial troubles........... If they weren't having, why sell the hamburguer for such a low price?! Well, here in Brazil McDonalds isn't so big as before, a lot of people rather Burguer King (which now is owned by brazilians) and Subway!

by cidamelo in the Mcdonalds thread.

 

I fail to see how buns can buy hamburgers

She meant bums as in poor dudes.

[Toup]

Cole Phelps Gta - V section

 

 

was jacking off to the youtube video's of niko having sex with prositute's

[Slamman]

when I read it, I thought he referred to Carl Johnson and Hot Coffee at first

[vertical limit]

 

One-On-One Basketball with my family member/friend is the one mini-game that I would want more than anything in V.

Then go outside

True story.

[Slamman]

He's likely just thinking of original San An for inspiration on that comment. The reply was rather harsh, we're thinking of Multiplayer ways to extend GTA gaming ^

[mrpain]

 

I travelled in past but nothing happened to my post number... and i always see that slamman is always in top 10 posters.

 

And i couldn't even post something in past...

 

Well, he himself has the answer.

 

Ha.

 

 

Ha.

 

 

Ha.

[bluesboyjr]

In response to someone disputing the originality of The Last Of Us:

 

 

^ shut the Hell up, now you're just being an "idiot-gamer"

Naughty Dog was making games while you were in diapers... These guys are PS3 system champs, and it's not zombies, it's fungus infected humans.

 

Toooootally different. Nothing like zombies (i.e. "virus infected humans") .

 

Seriously though, why all the Slamman hate? He's so wonderful in his own special way...

Edited December 12, 2011 by bluesboyjr

[Miro]

 

i want all of them. but i wants never gets...

Can be found in the GTA V trailer 2 topic. I personally found it pretty hilarious!

[Voodoo]

 

Oh look at me I'm Voodoo I'm so cool I can post pictures of a crying baby thus making fun of someone.

 

I am so cool. I'm the best there ever was on the internet, I'm the hottest sh*t on this site.

 

:]

 

 

[Law0070]

I found this in the movies and tv section O.o regarding pokémon

 

 

Did one ever know the reason why the pacing and story development change after Ash was hit by lightning in the beginning episodes? How Ash and his world were relatively normal until after the incident? I have a theory. The accident with the bike put Ash in a coma. Days later he was found and was hurried to the hospital and treated with heavy medications. This is why Team Rocket became less menacing. The medication took effect and stabilized his coma dreams, instead of being terrifying, they became idyllic, and he's able to live out his Pokemon master fantasies.

 

If one had noticed, the early episodes of Pokemon were of amazing quality. The rest of the series is just the results of his subconscious mind fulfilling his desires, as well as attempting to escape them. Should Ash realize he's in a coma, he would wake up, but suffer brain damage. So he has to take down all his mental barriers one by one until he can come to grips with what he is and escape his coma.

 

This explains why he doesn't change much physically. Also, the worldwide socialism can be explained if you once again realize that this is a dream world; he thought up a safe system of government that would run smoothly and keeps the world going allowing his adventures to work like they do. It also explains a few other things, such as how a child can go off on his own in a world full of dangerous untamed animals, and why every Pokemon center has the same exact nurse. Joy and Jenny he knew from his hometown, and they act as a safety net or anchor, allowing him to feel safe no matter where he goes. The professors, like the Joy's and Jenny's represent stability, and ash's ideals. This is why Gary became a professor. It's also the reason that every time he enters a new region, virtually no one has heard of him, despite his conquests, and why Giovanni leads Team Rocket. How could Paul, the rival of the Sinnoh area, not know of someone who has placed in at least the top 16 of all three leagues and has destroyed the Orange league and Battle Frontier?

 

Ash's traveling partners are actually aspects of himself he can enjoy, but doesn't like to associate with himself. Team Rocket are his qualities that he deems "negative", but is coming to terms with. Jesse and James want to appease Giovanni, Ash's Father. Meowth especially wants to appease him because he remembers the good times with Giovanni. This Places Meowth in a category known as ash's (corrupted) innocence, and another fragment of ash's humanity. If you note that Meowth can speak this quickly becomes apparent. In fact the whole reason for Meowth's speech is so he can help Ash accept Team rocket as part of himself eventually.

 

Brock is Ash's repressed sexuality. He fell into the coma a virgin and needed an outlet for his growing sexual frustrations. Since he can never experience sex, Brock must never succeed. Brock is a projection of his sexuality, and is constantly shot down because Ash could never ?know? sex. Brock isn't just Ash's latent sexuality, he's also his fatherly instincts, neither of which Ash can come to terms with. Brock leaves his siblings to "journey" with Ash. because Ash can't cope with having that much responsibility, much as his foray with a real relationship ends on mysterious terms. Ash just cannot handle commitment at his mental level. Brock's Stay with professor Ivy was an.attempt to outright suppress his sexuality. You'll notice that James got much more dialogue in this part of the series, as well as getting more touchy feel-y with his Pokemon and getting most of his backstory. Ash didn't enjoy this much, hence the reasons Brock comes back all horrified, and refuses to speak about it. (ash's subconscious was repressing him at the time, so other than a general feeling of dread he has no idea of what went on then.) This is also why Brock keeps coming back to the series.... usually AFTER Ash meets a new girl aspect of himself. Misty is an image that Ash had of a girl. This is why she plays so prevalently in the series but is ultimately unattainable because he never really knew her before the coma. Likely the one that helped get him to a hospital. I have a theory in line with this: Since Misty was his initial love interest (if only subconsciously), he needed her to reach a level of womanhood. He felt that people could only have relationships when they've matured. But in practice, it turned out he couldn't cope with it and just wanted the normal, pushy, arrogant Misty he knew, and wouldn't let her keep Togepi anymore.

 

Misty is Ash's first attempt at a girl he could love, however, being a girl from the real world, all he really he knew of her was her anger, as a result she ended up quite hot headed in his mind. Constantly berating his sexuality, but eventually mellowing out until she had faded into the background. This was also traumatizing to him, being attached to it. Since then, the thought of anyone around him maturing to adulthood has been blocked, and anyone who shows signs of it will quickly end up leaving for another, more naive fill-in.

 

Max came with May, she played the Id with great aspirations, and he played the sensible Ego that "Session". They worked for a little while but Ash, being a teenager, eventually had his sexuality had to come back into play. He kept reinventing himself and eventually wrote new aspects, but his mind slowly brought back the old ones as a crutch to make the transition easier.

 

Dawn is Ash giving himself a chance to love. since he already established Misty as someone he's not likely to go anywhere with, he created a new super female, one that was more like him, and less violent all the time. (One will note that both May and Misty had no tolerance for Brock whatsoever whereas dawn seems to try and shrug it off.) .

 

Tracey, The Breeder was a possible future for Ash that he discarded. It was one that he sent off to work with the Professor (the professors being Ash's ultimate ideal of a father figure) when he disrupted the dynamic Ash had with his other possibilities. Ash's mind is fighting the coma and since Ash viewed this one as a companion he was quickly replaced with a more threatening Rival.

 

Pikachu obviously represents Ash's humanity, hence the episodes where they get separated, and ash wants desperately to find him, even to the point of working with the rockets ( aspects of himself he would never normally associate with) but for some reason cannot. They want to steal Pikachu (Ash?s humanity) and hand it over to his father, Giovanni. Jesse and James will always oppose ash because ash is terrified of the thought of his humanity lying in the hands of his father. However this is the same reason that he will work with those aspects of himself in order to save his humanity from just becoming flat out LOST. He couldn't evolve his Pikachu without challenging his concept of who he was, something he wasn't comfortable with while he was still working through his original issues.

 

Another thing is the narrator. The narrator is Ash's higher mind, recapping and explaining the progress he's made and the tribulations he will face allowing itself insight into how best to awaken him.

[mrpain]

 

MrPain, you're so young, and immature! hahaha You'll have years of GTA gaming ahead of you.

 

Oh god, out of all people. You're so old and so god-damn creepy. hahaha

 

It's true, judging from your Member's Photo you showed us, you look like a 'right tike'! hahaha

Maybe it's because I'm still a teen, but what the f*ck is a right tike?!?

 

And if I got a coin for every hahahaha I see in his posts, I would certainly be rich. Don't we have smileys for a reason?

 

 

Just wasted a minute on Google searching up right tike. Nothing.

[Vercetti27]

a "tyke" is a word for a young dog or puppy. basically its old v young. call slamman a creepy old man and you win