Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[grope_4_that_date]

Why haven't I noticed this topic before? I will enjoy this one.

[Prometheus]

Why haven't I noticed this topic before? I will enjoy this one.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?act=ST&...st&p=1060873278

[fireguy109]

 

Grope Five Four That Date.

[*MURDOC*]

 

Grope Five Four That Date.

Grope 9 that date?

[Finn 7 five 11]

Looking through an older topic "I THINK I WILL BE ROBBED" topic.

 

 

Hey guys, what's wrong with you people ? No offence, but what if the 6 men really rob Gerry ? Personally I don't believe in fortune tellers, but I believe in unbelivable. It's 50/50 possibility that they rob him. It's like anyone of us.

If you mean there's a 50% chance he gets robbed because there are only two possible outcomes (i.e. he either gets robbed or he doesn't) please stop talking. Maths does not work that way.

 

That's like saying there's a 50% chance of me sprouting wings and laying golden eggs today, because I either will or I won't.

 

The guy continued on to say "my maths is not good, but that is how it works" *facepalm*

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This whole topic must be a joke actually.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=491076&st=0

 

 

Dear gtaforums. I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM!

 

Hours ago my mom just called asking me If I'm alright or something like that (She is out of town) and from her voice I could tell that something was wrong (but at that moment I didn't really care). Later one of our House Nanny told me to eat now, Then I said why? She then told me that my mom went to a fortune teller and the fortune teller told my mom that WE ARE GOING TO BE ROBBED BY SIX MEN!!! and that moment on I freaked out. cry.gif (I know my House nanny she would'nt play a prank like this, Later my mom called again to Confirm the situation)

 

I know its foolish to listen to a fortune teller but the recent events surrounding me and one dream I had, MATCHES A POSSIBLE SCENARIO

 

Here..........

 

1)NEIGHBORS GOT ROBBED - In the past 3 weeks, 2 of our Neighbors got there homes Invaded.

 

2)DREAM - Last week I had a Dream, I was in my classroom then I saw some my classmates crying (I'm 17 BTW) then I ask one of them, "why are you all crying?" then he said a "storm" is coming then ask "How did you know?" he said from our Teacher's phone (which my mom called me by Phone)

 

RIGHT NOW I'M FREAKED OUT, GOOD THING I STILL HAVE MY SENSES TO WRITE HERE IN THE FORUMS, NO I'M NOT PLAYING A PRANK ON YOU, THIS IS SERIOUS! AND I'M NOT A TROLL

 

I"m asking for suggestions here on House defense or something like that. Barricades, Improvised weapons, Lock jamming or something like that No guns, It wouldn't help for now

 

TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY please! Don't f*ck up

 

 

[Notna]

The guy continued on to say "my maths is not good, but that is how it works" *facepalm*

 

Haha, thanks for quoting me I just mean that all of us have the possibilty to be robbed Well, I think that I didn't really think what I said. Haha

[bread]

 

Grope Five Four That Date.

Grope 9 that date?

Quotable Notable.

[cidamelo]

Ohh poor gtamonsterra2! Sometimes an emoticon says more than words!

[GTA 1911]

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=489984&hl=

 

I like how he kept the Wikipedia reference numbers in the post.

 

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=493000

 

One of the many fine members of GTAF contributing a useful trick.

 

[*MURDOC*]

 

i know it never said that. Oh my god. i said compare the specs YOUR SELF.

Let me help out this debate a bit.

just because it says it has ati, does not signify what model of ati. It could be a low powered lowend ATI GPU.

IBM is one of the weakest processor builders out there. Not saying they don't have any awesome ones , but the odds of it being a high end anything are slim to none. They state nothing more than it is a multi core. Not model not make.not how many cores..Nothing to go on.. nothing, just manufacturer.

 

 

See the other guy is expecting that everyone here knows what they are talking about. But forgets that some people only know Consoles. you know... plug it in and go....

 

So. until they have actual specs. There is nothing to compare to in that "specs" page...

I love it how the ccrogers15 guy totally disregards this post.

did not disregard it, im more grown up then you so im done arguing.

Haha, no, what you're actually saying is that you realise that you are wrong and thus choose not to reply anymore because there is nothing else you can say.

 

It's especially funny looking at your earlier comments in the thread where you've stated multiple things as fact, when they simply were not fact.

excuse me? What a dumb as* you must be.

I TOLD YOU TO COMPARE THEM. I NEVER SAID NINTENDOS SITE SAID IT WAS MORE POWERFUL. THE SPECS IS WHAT MATTERS. OH MY GOD.

 

 

Kid be mad grown up in here, yo.

 

F*ck the what!?

 

 

 

*colour added for emphasis.

[Vercetti27]

In the know your neighbours topic

 

this sh*t made me laugh:

 

 

Most commonly used expletive:Bit*h please

[Mister Pink]

On youtube..

 

@WorldsForgottenBoy92 your bragging about what your "mates bro" f*cked to?

 

That may be the gayest thing I've ever heard... and I'm from San Francisco.

 

cobydick8 11 months ago 154

 

Made me chuckle.

 

 

[vertical limit]

 

 

From the Ivanov.

[bluesboyjr]

From the endless riches of the GTA V subforum:

 

 

Maybe we'll also be able to rape children that'd be fun!

well will there be drugs in the game? when i had surgery the doctors gave me some medicine that made me feel really good and sleepy and i think it was a sedative? can u give that to kids then rape them? cause if thats true then it technically isnt rape cuz they arent agreeing or disagreeing to it, and i'd only rape them if it was in a video game

 

I'm pretty sure this guy is just a troll, but eh.

[bread]

Looks like Wilfred is back in town again...

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1060893857

[Narcis_speed6]

Looks like Wilfred is back in town again...

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1060893857

That made my day.

[sivispacem]

How about this gem from the Facial hair thread?

 

 

My mother can grow a small mustache.

She sounds like a classy lady.

[q_b]

 

How about this gem from the Facial hair thread?

 

 

My mother can grow a small mustache.

She sounds like a classy lady.

I had a feeling it would get here. Women can grow facial hair too, don't men know that? My local female hairdresser had a bit of a mustache.

[Shayan Shaffey]

 

How about this gem from the Facial hair thread?

 

 

My mother can grow a small mustache.

She sounds like a classy lady.

I had a feeling it would get here. Women can grow facial hair too, don't men know that? My local female hairdresser had a bit of a mustache.

Do you know a woman without a mustache?

[sivispacem]

How about this gem from the Facial hair thread?

 

 

My mother can grow a small mustache.

She sounds like a classy lady.

I had a feeling it would get here. Women can grow facial hair too, don't men know that? My local female hairdresser had a bit of a mustache.

The insinuation, by saying that she "can" grow a small moustache, is that she has grown one at some point.

[Brad]

How about this gem from the Facial hair thread?

 

 

My mother can grow a small mustache.

She sounds like a classy lady.

I had a feeling it would get here. Women can grow facial hair too, don't men know that? My local female hairdresser had a bit of a mustache.

The insinuation, by saying that she "can" grow a small moustache, is that she has grown one at some point.

Probably enough to humble a few 15 year old lads.

[lil weasel]

I remember when Spanish women would be proud of a little mustache.

[GTA_stu]

I'm sure she'd make a fine officer in the British army circa 1900.

[q_b]

The insinuation, by saying that she "can" grow a small moustache, is that she has grown one at some point.

Well, not intentionally grown one. Bad choice of words then.

[Satourn]

 

DYOM RULEZ MAN YOU ARE A REVOLUTIONARY GUY FOR GTA SA (about Dutchy3010)

 

*facepalm*

[*MURDOC*]

DYOM RULEZ MAN YOU ARE A REVOLUTIONARY GUY FOR GTA SA (about Dutchy3010)

 

*facepalm*

Oh wow he doesn't know LOL!

[ZDANZ96]

From The Ivanov Family topic.

 

 

I hope i dont leave with a bad taste in your mouth about me

 

I nevermind people being that open about their relationship with other members, here in the Forums at least.

Taste of jizz?

Edited November 25, 2011 by ZDANZ96

[sivispacem]

I hope i dont leave with a bad taste in your mouth about me

 

I nevermind people being that open about their relationship with other members, here in the Forums at least.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but "bad taste in your/my mouth" is a common figure of speech in the English speaking world. There's nothing funny about it, really.

[ZDANZ96]

 

I hope i dont leave with a bad taste in your mouth about me

 

I nevermind people being that open about their relationship with other members, here in the Forums at least.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but "bad taste in your/my mouth" is a common figure of speech in the English speaking world. There's nothing funny about it, really.

That is nice brother, don't you mind I am coming from a non-English speaking country, no?

 

Maybe it could tasted like some other thing, if you don't mind, of course, dear sivis buddy.

[Slamman]

Yeah, basically, BAD JOKE, we get it... ^