Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[*MURDOC*]

 

So many people died in 9/11 and did not have a choice. People who die of starvation can eat sand, leaves, bugs and other stuff. its not our fault they choose to live in huts in africa. Or whatever.

 

 

 

 

Go ahead, eat some sand, let us know how it goes.

 

 

 

 

I don't know what you are referring to not understanding unless you try and interpret the words that are confusing.

 

Who else would this be but Slamman?

Edited November 6, 2011 by *MURDOC*

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

So many people died in 9/11 and did not have a choice. People who die of starvation can eat sand, leaves, bugs and other stuff. its not our fault they choose to live in huts in africa. Or whatever.

 

 

 

 

Go ahead, eat some sand, let us know how it goes.

 

ccrogers15 ccretard15.

 

 

From the 5 guys 5 bullets 5 letters thread

 

The date made me sh*t bricks but yeah the letters could be anything.

 

S A N T O S  - that's five letters.

 

Maybe someone will crack it or an answer will be shown.

Thats six letters dude

 

Edited November 6, 2011 by finn4life

[KilnerLUFC]

I don't know what you are referring to not understanding unless you try and interpret the words that are confusing.

 

Who else would this be but Slamman?

Maybe I'm just blazed, or it's taken out of context again ( ), but what the f*ck is he talking about?

[mrpain]

From this topic. It's entitled 'admins you fail at banning'

 

 

hey fat f*cks.

 

i'm the though retard.

 

 

you can't stop me.

 

now gtfo and make me food.

 

Of all demands, he's demanding for food? Pffftt...

[Shayan Shaffey]

 

what the flip ADMIN but were awesome so boot of hahaha.LMAO soo cant belive they said that....as the old granny says in GTAIV  ped disgusting !!    

from the Australian Topic.

[ZDANZ96]

This guy from the topic "Will they bring back the hoods to Gta V?" :

 

 

How about NO! This is GTA... not African Adventures. U want a good ghetto game go play Zoo Tycoon

 

Even though racist, it is very funny.

[fgcarva1]

This guy from the topic "Will they bring back the hoods to Gta V?" :

 

 

How about NO! This is GTA... not African Adventures. U want a good ghetto game go play Zoo Tycoon

 

Even though racist, it is very funny.

Copy and pasting my sig are we now?

 

But yeah, it's some really funny sh*t.

[sivispacem]

This guy from the topic "Will they bring back the hoods to Gta V?" :

 

 

How about NO! This is GTA... not African Adventures. U want a good ghetto game go play Zoo Tycoon

 

Even though racist, it is very funny.

Copy and pasting my sig are we now?

 

But yeah, it's some really funny sh*t.

Guys, lets not encourage idiots to indulge in (or continue) racist behaviour. The V section is bad enough without frequent members condoning the actions of idiots.

[*MURDOC*]

I don't know what you are referring to not understanding unless you try and interpret the words that are confusing.

 

Who else would this be but Slamman?

Maybe I'm just blazed, or it's taken out of context again ( ), but what the f*ck is he talking about?

Someone said they didn't understand him, and that was his reply.

 

Thanks for clearing that up for us Schwenke!

[Chinatown Wars]

ccrogers custom member title:

 

Im leaving this forum... too many immature people.

Says the hypocrite

[*MURDOC*]

Please let it be true!

[Shayan Shaffey]

Please let it be true!

I sent him a message that he should report and leave and he replied that my parents are siblings.

[AlexGTAGamer]

From "The Fact Topic".

 

Dwemer Centurion

 

When you masturbate and fart at the same time, it stinks alot worse.

Same goes for when you fart in the bath/shower.

 

Wow that's just, disgusting. But then Sivi responds:

 

sivispacem

 

Is that scientifically proven, or is it just your observation? I don't think it's a fact, but it says interesting (concerning?) things about the way your body works. You should probably get it checked out.

[buzbegone]

 

I can get to the Rockstar North offices in an hour, I can scream at their windows until they release more information!

common...make yourself a hero ^^

GTA V trailer analysis thread. Seen a lot of sh*t come from here.

[Shayan Shaffey]

From IRC:

knowledge709: nuttin leaked

knowledge709: turd

Sebastian: your turd leaked?

Sebastian: gross

[Vanzant]

Yeah Shayan, sorry that's not funny IRC chat, not even close. Here's quotable IRC funny.

 

 

jelly> the nerds have also made me slam my keyboard until the u key fell off so i'm copy/pasting every u i type

LeChuck> I only played last night and today for a bit

LeChuck> bad ping didn't help

LeChuck> how did THAT happen?

jelly> it just happened!

LeChuck> 

LeChuck> you just smashed your keyboard?

LeChuck> wish there was footage available of that.

jelly> this keyboard is one of those 'ergo' ones anyway, ive hated it since i got it

jelly> so no worries.

jelly> except its kinda annoying

LeChuck> I can imagine

jelly> and i cant paste it when typing in games so i can't say 'f*ck you' in bf3

LeChuck> you realize how often you use the U then

jelly> its everywhere

LeChuck> but you can say fk yo

LeChuck> people will understand

jelly> i've lost the j on my laptop but at least on the laptop i can touch the little rubber thing left behind

jelly> here i can't

jelly> would have to use a pen to jab in there every time

LeChuck> stick a pen in there

LeChuck> and click it every time you need a U

[Prometheus]

 

Like he said: WHO THE HE** CARES?

 

Self-explanatory.

 

[Vercetti27]

 

The only thing that is going to leak is your asshole after I rape it with your own severed arm.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=492220

 

sublime

[Mati]

 

I've seen that happen... no details, but you have to stop, when the "member" starts bleeding" BTW, Jesus has nothing to do with porn, he abstains

 

Seems like someone is experienced.

[SmC12]

 

I once tried abstaining by inserting things into my urethra. It worked pretty well, I didn't really feel like massaging John Thomas with a plug in him. Though, my urethra kept stretching and I had to keep finding larger and larger things to stuff in. It got to the point that I could insert a metal nail in there. Ultimately I got so used to it that I tended to forget there even was anything in there. So this one time I was nailing this chick and as usual, I forgot about my extra hardware. When I reached climax, the power of my ejaculation caused the metal nail to slide out of me and into her. Boy, was that awkward. It got even more embarrassing when I found out that it had resulted in a miscarriage. Course, it also broke the condom I was wearing so she just ended up pregnant with another child. And that is how I became a father.

 

W.T.F

 

Should I stop?

[Slamman]

I've seen that happen... no details, but you have to stop, when the "member" starts bleeding" BTW, Jesus has nothing to do with porn, he abstains

 

Seems like someone is experienced.

As state "no details" I would advise, STOPPING hahahaha

[Shayan Shaffey]

That masturbation topic is was weird:

 

I once tried abstaining by inserting things into my urethra. It worked pretty well, I didn't really feel like massaging John Thomas with a plug in him. Though, my urethra kept stretching and I had to keep finding larger and larger things to stuff in. It got to the point that I could insert a metal nail in there. Ultimately I got so used to it that I tended to forget there even was anything in there. So this one time I was nailing this chick and as usual, I forgot about my extra hardware. When I reached climax, the power of my ejaculation caused the metal nail to slide out of me and into her. Boy, was that awkward. It got even more embarrassing when I found out that it had resulted in a miscarriage. Course, it also broke the condom I was wearing so she just ended up pregnant with another child. And that is how I became a father.

[*MURDOC*]

 

That masturbation topic is was weird:

 

Words...

Was just posted 2 posts ago.

[Icarus]

 

No... comprende Espanol ??

Really, I don't think ZdaNz does either, considering he's from Brazil. But you don't need to keep making racist generalizations like that, it's cool.

 

From the question topic.

[Shayan Shaffey]

V forum:

 

Who the f*ck cares

more holes = more fun

[Der_Don]

V forum:

 

Who the f*ck cares

more holes = more fun

Just read that myself

Quality!

[Finn 7 five 11]

That masturbation topic is was weird:

 

I once tried abstaining by inserting things into my urethra. It worked pretty well, I didn't really feel like massaging John Thomas with a plug in him. Though, my urethra kept stretching and I had to keep finding larger and larger things to stuff in. It got to the point that I could insert a metal nail in there. Ultimately I got so used to it that I tended to forget there even was anything in there. So this one time I was nailing this chick and as usual, I forgot about my extra hardware. When I reached climax, the power of my ejaculation caused the metal nail to slide out of me and into her. Boy, was that awkward. It got even more embarrassing when I found out that it had resulted in a miscarriage. Course, it also broke the condom I was wearing so she just ended up pregnant with another child. And that is how I became a father.

Well, i know i am meant to quote a notable, but this is quite possibly one of the more/most f*cked up, disgusting and downright weird thing i have heard of or read in some time.

 

Seriously must be a troll...i hope

[Shayan Shaffey]

That masturbation topic is was weird:

 

I once tried abstaining by inserting things into my urethra. It worked pretty well, I didn't really feel like massaging John Thomas with a plug in him. Though, my urethra kept stretching and I had to keep finding larger and larger things to stuff in. It got to the point that I could insert a metal nail in there. Ultimately I got so used to it that I tended to forget there even was anything in there. So this one time I was nailing this chick and as usual, I forgot about my extra hardware. When I reached climax, the power of my ejaculation caused the metal nail to slide out of me and into her. Boy, was that awkward. It got even more embarrassing when I found out that it had resulted in a miscarriage. Course, it also broke the condom I was wearing so she just ended up pregnant with another child. And that is how I became a father.

Well, i know i am meant to quote a notable, but this is quite possibly one of the more/most f*cked up, disgusting and downright weird thing i have heard of or read in some time.

 

Seriously must be a troll...i hope

It's a pun, he "nailed" her.

[blitz]

 

Wow, Chinatown Wars is gay... Im learning a new thing everyday!

 

Edit: Sorry if I misread that incase you were just joking.

I played CTW and it was incredibly gay, no jetpacks, tanks or pink mohawks, I sed "fk dis shizzle its gay bro" and threw it out ma window and hit some kid on the head.

 

Heh.

[WorldofCog]

 

 

 

Edit: User was banned for this post.

 

The fact that Andy permanently banned this user for this post was what made this epic. Thanks to Mockage for showing me it.