Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[silentsharklol]

 

ok so we cant add polls in this forum for some reason so instead just reply with your answer

if Chevy Chase whipped his dick out and asked you to suck would you

yes

no

im already on it

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=481374

Edited August 11, 2011 by silentsharklol

[_Rob_]

 

Ive been on these forum since 2005 and just to clarify. Zee is a twat.

Is ''twat'' something like ''c*nt'' or have another meaning?

Twat means genius and legend. Zee has only provided true and reliable information.

Well i read that twat means vagina so i wanted to ask, so information is wrong, internet is full of lies, so this word represent someone who is intelligent and well informed

Thank you zee you are really big twat xD

[Shayan Shaffey]

In "The Long Flight Topic":

 

And, of course, when we were flying back, from NYC to Iceland, there was this 9-year old Icelandic kid sitting behind me, kicking the chair and speaking Iceland (which sounds pretty similar to the sounds I'd believe an infant squirrel would be making if someone was pushing a torch down it's asshole).

I'd love to hear someone speak icelandish (?)!

[*MURDOC*]

 

...it stretched just like Waddy's.

 

 

Context?

 

We don't need no stinking context!

 

 

 

 

 

GTAForums: really unhelpful, unless you're looking for an English lesson.

 

From here. Read the topic to fully appreciate it.

 

Love it.

Edited August 15, 2011 by *MURDOC*

[bread]

Ok, just STOP using my iconic image, to quote GTA IV's Vlad; "I know I'm good looking, but C'mon!!?"

[fireguy109]

 

...and you're pretty dumb, I'll come out and say it, I'm surprised you're not banned yet!

 

The reason we were associated I THINK is because I did PM at one point, That's Private Message. I have two sisters and one brother, my brother games inconsistently and my younger sister did, at any rate. My older sister doesn't video game or any other game I'm aware of. She's the serious one I guess

 

I wondered about her locale, which IIRC, is Wisconsin off hand? Just Midwest people here, basically, I don't actually know her and never had her account. She only recently came back that I noticed, aside from being away myself

@ Murdoc:

[blitz]

 

Open, Sez me, and yeah Zee is mucho agitated, and won't find the nerve to leave, but I never did either

Slamman, how come you got banned? I tryed to PM you but it would'nt let me.

He is not banned, his PM privileges were removed.

 

OMG, look at his name. It's purple and has a bald man next to it!

 

 

This gave me one helluva good laugh

[WorldofCog]

 

hi i just joined i have been looking at the site for a few days using it 2 finally gettin 100%   

LINK

[KilnerLUFC]

hi i just joined i have been looking at the site for a few days using it 2 finally gettin 100%   

LINK

I don't think you're grasping the point of this topic, since that seems like a normal, although badly worded, post.

[*MURDOC*]

 

You single me out for no reason other then I'm older then you, SHAME man, Shame

 

Yeah, that's the reason.

 

[Slamman]

^ It's true, but that's another topic and you should not take people out of context to begin with... SHAME, Murdoc, Shame!

[*MURDOC*]

^ It's true, but that's another topic and you should not take people out of context to begin with... SHAME, Murdoc, Shame!

That's actually not taken out of context at all.

 

 

[Slamman]

SEZ U ^^ HAHAHA Don't make me laugh...although you just did

 

People gonna say what people gonna say, I'm very observant that way.

[mrpain]

I'm gonna be an arse and put another Slamman quote.

 

 

As for The-King I see he posted the RedNex thing, but blowing up at me is not acceptable behavior, so, Take your medication. The fact is I remember the original song and only thought to offer that to anyone reading this, not in particular, the person choosing a remix here to feature. That's the long explanation, It was not a favorite song of mine at all, I just happen to be aware of it.

Medication? The f*ck? I'd suggest the same to you, but I'm damned sure there's no medication to cure whatever the f*ck it is that you have. Like I've said, I've tried to abide by you, and keep my distance because you're a sad example of what it is to be a human being and I pray to whatever deities I can that I or no-one I love ever ends up as f*cked in the head as you. I've done my best to ignore your inane horse-sh*t laden ramblings for as long as I can remember, but when you come in here and completely disrespect my taste in music because you're mentally incapable of pulling that barely stitched together remnant of what I assume you call a mind out of the f*cking past it really strikes a nerve.

 

Believe me, I've attempted to put up with you, but somehow you always find a way to get on everyone's nerves at some point in time, so, once again, please f*ck off.

 

I have no clue how your ego is so big that you're completely oblivious to the fact that no-one wants you here.

 

 

 

I have nothing against the guy, but come on Slammy. Open your eyes for once, and nice Salmon.

[Slamman]

I did not deserve an attack for posting the original Rednex song, what should have happened is everyone got a chuckle from the SONG, and move along. Your baggage is your own and I ain't having Nuthin' to do with it. As I said, the more nasty YOU get, the more I'm ignoring YOU and moving along myself, I won't get in trouble for something I did and you provoked

[sonnyBlack]

 

I felt absolutely nothing, I didn't even know there was an earthquake until I saw the overreaction from people and the media on Facebook and Twitter.

 

Just LOOK at the devastation!!!

 

 

I could not stop laughing at this.

[vertical limit]

Sonny, that made my day.

[Icarus]

 

It's sad, I've not even finished the damn games and I never got 100 percent

That's not the only thing sad about you.

[*MURDOC*]

Not even needed anymore!

Edited August 29, 2011 by *MURDOC*

[Dymez]

 

When you report me in the gaming chat section, the report goes to the area-moderator of the gaming chat section.

 

 

 

 

Which is me.

 

Kinda pointless eh?

 

 

If I'm warning someone for something in there, it's not off-topic since it's pretty much my job.

 

 

Think about it.

 

Exactly.. I'm letting you know without spamming the actual thread... genius.... kinda dumb for this private msg isn't it?

 

Think about it.

 

 

 

Well, useless reports don't help anyone.

 

I was letting a member know that he should pay a bit more attention.

 

A warning from a led-by is not "off-topic".

 

 

Think about it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now think some more.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you thinking about it?

 

 

Actually, no it's not "useless." Spam is spam whether it's from some troll, a newbie, a regular poster, or dumb mod; I was just letting you know without actually spamming the thread, myself. If you have a problem with a poster being off topic or whatever, send him a private message just like this useless one that you just sent me. It's better than adding on with more spam now isn't it?

 

So think about it...

 

 

Come on, you can do it...

 

 

I know it hurts but keep trying...

 

 

Brain cells aren't working for ya?

 

 

I understand... see ya!

 

 

***This member has chosen not to be contactable by the board Messenger

 

This personal message has not been sent

 

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

 

LMFAO!!!

[The-King]

Good f*ck, you're actually defending that point? He's a led-by, by posting in a thread saying to keep it on-topic he is filling out his job description, if a cop stops you on the street, in public and tells you to stop yelling obscenities at passing cars he's simply doing his job. If a passerby saw this and proceeded to call the police on the cop for doing his job it's fair to say it's well within anyone's rights to call them a retard.

[Girish]

@Dymez: Consider yourself lucky I'm not warning you for abusing the report system by reporting a staff member for doing his job and then actually going ahead posting that PM convo over here when MURDOC chose to ignore you.

 

Next time, use some f*cking common sense.

[Dymez]

 

Good f*ck, you're actually defending that point? He's a led-by, by posting in a thread saying to keep it on-topic he is filling out his job description, if a cop stops you on the street, in public and tells you to stop yelling obscenities at passing cars he's simply doing his job. If a passerby saw this and proceeded to call the police on the cop for doing his job it's fair to say it's well within anyone's rights to call them a retard.

You have to had read the actual post this is about. It wasn't a bunch of people in a thread that went all off-topic, it was one member that made a post, that seemed like it drifted off-topic when actually he was just comparing 2 different video games (with one being discussed in the topic) and praising the way it may be released. There really was no reason for his post... And the member even clarified himself in that same thread before the "led-by" even said he was off-topic.

[Dymez]

@Dymez: Consider yourself lucky I'm not warning you for abusing the report system by reporting a staff member for doing his job and then actually going ahead posting that PM convo over here when MURDOC chose to ignore you.

 

Next time, use some f*cking common sense.

That's bullsh*t... This place isn't ran well at all, then. What kind of logic is that?

[Girish]

 

Good f*ck, you're actually defending that point? He's a led-by, by posting in a thread saying to keep it on-topic he is filling out his job description, if a cop stops you on the street, in public and tells you to stop yelling obscenities at passing cars he's simply doing his job. If a passerby saw this and proceeded to call the police on the cop for doing his job it's fair to say it's well within anyone's rights to call them a retard.

You have to had read the actual post this is about. It wasn't a bunch of people in a thread that went all off-topic, it was one member that made a post, that seemed like it drifted off-topic when actually he was just comparing 2 different video games (with one being discussed in the topic) and praising the way it may be released. There really was no reason for his post... And the member even clarified himself in that same thread before the "led-by" even said he was off-topic.

If the ledby thinks it's off-topic, it's off-topic. End of story.

 

You didn't have to bring the PM convo over here either. That's off-topic too and I should probably warn you for that. Eh?

 

No more discussion on this or I'm going to start handing out warnings.

 

Edit: See you in 2 days.

[*MURDOC*]

 

I cut my ties with blitz. She was a good girl until this moment. 

 

 

 

 

Good girl blitz.

 

 

 

DOesn't look like Im banned from the topic. What is this forum? A Nazi camp. You guys arent even abiding by your own TOS? ahaha. f*ckin jokeeee. Go ahead and ban me man. I can make 1000 other accounts. Your bans don't mean sh*t. Ill say what I want on the f*ckin internet your powertripping internet Nazi. f*ck you. You guys made all this sh*t up. Give up the act you f*ckin pussys. THe guy didn't make a stupid post. His post was the most logical post in here. You bitchasses made all this sh*t up for web hits. Go f*ck yourselves.

 

 

 

Quite the vocabulary.

Edited August 26, 2011 by *MURDOC*

[Prometheus]

Here's one from that slim, intelligent and young thread:

 

 

Go kill some jews that what the people of your nation did a few generations back when they couldnt see a future. I deeply apologise if this joke offended you I love every nation of this planet I have many German friends and ive spent alot of time in Germany by no way do I condone Racism, Crime, Hatred, Judment and/or steiotypical behavior so mods please dont give me a warning. Im sure you will find something thats right for you in the future as you are young and a free spirit. Please mods dont give me a warning as it was just a joke. .

Sorry to burst your bubble but i'm belgian..german flag has horizontal lines, we have vertical...and the colors are in a different order And if i were german i wouldn't take that joke so watch your language

[*MURDOC*]

 

We never know what person is behind the PC, man, woman or whatever. I feel scared and like ?   (eeeewww)

 

 

Or a little boy maybe?

[Slamman]

It's sad, I've not even finished the damn games and I never got 100 percent

That's not the only thing sad about you.

^ And that's not the only thing sad about you ^

Dymez has a point, There's some serious power-hungry, big heads running around here, I object to this whole topic concept, it's lame to be honest. Fun can be had without other's expense.

 

Some communal spirit. Anyway, don't worry, I'm only stating this one time only, I don't have a miserable quote or a funny one from here. I don't really keep track of them. I read and then I leave. But I do think we should have a NOTABLE bumper sticker topic, probably in the CAR section, but that would be a much better waste of time.

 

(Hope Modesty makes a return, along with sanity)

[ZDANZ96]

 

Member title: Member of GTAForums.com  

 

I was surprised, I thought he was member of GTAChronicles.com... sarcasm

Font: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showuser=615224

 

Isn't a real quote, but a profile's quote.

Edited August 28, 2011 by ZDANZ96