Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Guest]

^ this is the same geezer who was thankful the age of consent in the UK is 16.

 

 

[Smith John]

1 hour ago, angeldust said:

^ this is the same geezer who was thankful the age of consent in the UK is 16.

 

When the f*ck did I say I was thankful of that

 

E. Never mind, you meant the guy I quoted. Excuse me, had too many wetherspoons chicken nuggets the day

Edited April 11, 2019 by John Smith

[Guest]

spoons brekkie laa

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Kind of wish he had left this open, I would have loved to see where it was going

 

[RedDagger]

https://gtaforums.com/topic/941439-wendy-appreciation-thread

 

The thread itself is pretty par for the course for the O section but the removed posts are lol

 

 

 

[Mondale]

 

Posted 2 hours ago (edited)

2 hours ago, NightShineDragon:

 

2 hours ago, gig said:

Literally everyone in the thread has dissented against you.

not everyone is here yet

Edited 2 hours ago by NightShineDragon

 

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[Giantsgiants]

The sad reality of Rockstar:

"I think is time to embrace the fact that Rockstar, as we knew it, died when GTA Online came out. Now we have a new different company, with the same brand and name, but with a different product (worse in my opinion), and different crowd. I think is a mistake to refer to Rockstar as the company that made San Andreas, GTA IV, Bully, Midnight Club... That's far gone and that company does NOT exist anymore." -SouthLand

 

Source:

 

Edited June 11, 2020 by Giantsgiants

[RedDagger]

Quote

 

Maria Latore was so hot

Im glad to the fact that Claude had sex with her

 

 

[String]

A conversation in the discord and IRC thread

 

On 6/18/2020 at 10:40 PM, NileshKumar said:

Why do I see most users named as 'Bob'?

 

On 6/18/2020 at 10:41 PM, Uncle Sikee Atric said:

Only when you've been active for a while do you earn your name.

Lurkers are Bobs.

 

On 6/18/2020 at 11:26 PM, NileshKumar said:

How long is a while?

 

On 6/18/2020 at 11:53 PM, Blaze said:

about a bobillion.

lol

[tony da boss]

How do you post quotes from other topics?

[String]

3 minutes ago, TDP992 said:

How do you post quotes from other topics?

You see that plus icon to the left of the Quote option? Select that icon for whichever post you want to quote and a box saying "Quote 1 post" will appear, then come to this topic and that box will appear again just select that box and the post will get quoted on this topic

 

Hope my explanation was clear

[tony da boss]

On 10/9/2020 at 10:03 PM, RyanDri3957V said:

Starting fastman92 limit adjuster 4.3 for WIN_X86, compilation time: Jun 19 2017 19:00:46
Please visit http://fastman92.com

Solution platform: WIN_X86
Game detected: GTA SA 1.0 HOODLUM 14383616 bytes

Global exception handler has been registered.
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Error reporting going to be applied.
GTA_ERROR_ATTEMPT_TO_LOAD_OBJECT_INSTANCE_WITH_UNDEFINED_ID enabled.
GTA_ERROR_MODEL_DOES_NOT_HAVE_COLLISION_LOADED enabled.
GTA_ERROR_CAR_GENERATOR_WITH_INVALID_MODEL_ID_IS_GETTING_REGISTERED enabled.
GTA_ERROR_IMG_ARCHIVE_NEEDS_REBUILDING enabled.
GTA_ERROR_STREAM_HANDLES_LIMIT_EXCEEDED enabled.
Error reporting is applied now.
---------------------------------------------
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Number of memory changes made: 26
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Game crashed unfortunately, here's a crash log:
Current process ID: 732
Current thread ID: 4248
Last file to be loaded: C:\Users\Guest\Desktop\Steam Game\Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas\GTA San Andreas\VHUD_debug.log
Last library loaded: V_HUD_by_DK22Pac.asi
Exception address: 0x5001AACE ("modloader.asi"+0xAACE)
Exception code: 0xC0000005
Exception name: EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION
Inaccessible memory address: 0x4FE083C

General registers:
EAX: 0x04FE083C (83757116)
EBX: 0x0167CF78 (23580536)
ECX: 0x0167D760 (23582560)
EDX: 0x76E06C04 (1994419204)
ESI: 0x04FE083C (83757116)
EDI: 0x0167D760 (23582560)
EBP: 0x0022F884 (2291844)
ESP: 0x0022F878 (2291832)
EIP: 0x5001AACE (1342286542)
EFL: 0x00210206 (2163206)

Segment registers:
CS: 001B
DS: 0023
ES: 0023
FS: 003B
GS: 0000
SS: 0023

FPU registers:
ST0: 0.000000 bytes: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
ST1: 0.000000 bytes: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
ST2: 0.000000 bytes: 00 E8 3F 35 AC 85 44 D2 E5 3F
ST3: 0.066447 bytes: 00 F0 39 A5 36 23 15 88 FB 3F
ST4: 1.000000 bytes: D4 87 FF FF FF FF FF FF FE 3F
ST5: 512.000000 bytes: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 80 08 40
ST6: 0.000000 bytes: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
ST7: 0.005556 bytes: 00 D8 A3 70 3D 6A 0B B6 F7 3F
CTRL: 027F
STAT: 0120
TAGS: FFFF

MMX registers, 8 bytes:
MM0: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
MM1: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
MM2: 00 E8 3F 35 AC 85 44 D2
MM3: 00 F0 39 A5 36 23 15 88
MM4: D4 87 FF FF FF FF FF FF
MM5: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 80
MM6: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
MM7: 00 D8 A3 70 3D 6A 0B B6

XMM registers, 16 bytes:
XMM0: 6D 6F 64 6C 6F 61 64 65 72 2F 20 64 69 72 65 63
XMM1: 6D 6F 64 6C 6F 61 64 65 72 2F 20 64 69 72 65 63
XMM2: 6D 6F 64 6C 6F 61 64 65 72 2F 20 64 69 72 65 63
XMM3: 6D 6F 64 6C 6F 61 64 65 72 2F 20 64 69 72 65 63
XMM4: 6D 6F 64 6C 6F 61 64 65 72 2F 20 64 69 72 65 63
XMM5: 6D 6F 64 6C 6F 61 64 65 72 2F 20 64 69 72 65 63
XMM6: 6D 6F 64 6C 6F 61 64 65 72 2F 20 64 69 72 65 63
XMM7: 6D 6F 64 6C 6F 61 64 65 72 2F 20 64 69 72 65 63

Module list
; Path    Module file size        Base    Size of image    Entry point
C:\Users\Guest\Desktop\Steam Game\Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas\GTA San Andreas\gta_sa.exe    14383616    0x00400000    0x01177000    0x00824570
C:\Windows\SYSTEM32\ntdll.dll    1310520    0x76DC0000    0x00142000    0x00000000
C:\Program Files\AVG\Antivirus\aswhookx.dll    200712    0x50B60000    0x0002F000    0x50B69DD0
C:\Windows\system32\kernel32.dll    872448    0x76B20000    0x000D5000    0x76B6CF6F
C:\Windows\system32\KERNELBASE.dll    294400    0x74F40000    0x0004B000    0x74F47D88
C:\Windows\system32\WINMM.dll    194048    0x731C0000    0x00032000    0x731C37F1
C:\Windows\system32\msvcrt.dll    690688    0x76540000    0x000AC000    0x7654A472
C:\Windows\system32\USER32.dll    811520    0x763E0000    0x000C9000    0x763FD711
C:\Windows\system32\GDI32.dll    304640    0x76370000    0x0004E000    0x76379C09
C:\Windows\system32\LPK.dll    26624    0x76F40000    0x0000A000    0x76F4136C
C:\Windows\system32\USP10.dll    626688    0x75210000    0x0009D000    0x75243FD7
C:\Users\Guest\Desktop\Steam Game\Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas\GTA San 
 

That was from the 'fastman92 limit adjuster' topic

[Rhoda]

Maybe I'm missing something, but that seems neither quotable nor notable.

[tony da boss]

On 5/21/2007 at 5:56 PM, !moe! said:

Source? Not that I don't believe you, but I want to put it on Wikipedia.

From the 'GTA IV Special Edition Announced' topic

[String]

This one got a chuckle out of me

 

On 2/8/2017 at 1:29 PM, Norther Deer said:

I can honestly see us having a mix of Star Wars Coruscant and some Star Trek. What I mean is that at some point we are going to run out room expanding outwards so we will have to start really building up. While I can't really see us having flying cars anytime soon, I can see governments building building huge (in height) highways, basically making an upper floor for humanity

 

On 2/8/2017 at 3:12 PM, Cameron Star said:

It's called Tokyo.

 

[Mister Pink]

4 hours ago, trip said:

I almost never touch the money stored in my arcade machines.  Today I got the idea to use it for my series X purchase.  Using the money I have made off myself to play 70's and 80's arcade games is going to supply all the funds for next next next next next next next next* gen.  Neat...

 

*counted the gens in my head.  Sure I got it wrong

[Tacymist]

On 12/27/2016 at 6:44 PM, Skeever said:

Given how Trump will likely undo his "legacy", I have to doubt he'll be remembered for much. To most people, he's the first black (well, mixed) President, the President that same-sex marriage was legalized under, and the guy who won a Nobel Peace Prize with the least amount of effort required, an achievement that I must applaud him for.

I figure he'll fade into history mostly forgotten about, similar to Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford. There's also the fact that his successor is Donald J. Trump, champion of the people and hero of Western civilization, so that might overshadow his time in office just a little bit.

Just lol. 

 

Sorry things didn't pan out so well I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[String]

On 11/8/2020 at 10:24 PM, Cutter De Blanc said:

Women on these dating websites with usernames like "SmokinCrystal" and her name isnt Crystal

 

 

15 hours ago, mr quick said:

 

women usually call me "mister quick" anyway but that's a whole other story

 

[RedDagger]

[ten-a-penny]

13 hours ago, TheMadHammer said:

edit: I've now been sick twice since December, and both times, my test results came back negative for coronavirus. I can't decide if it makes me extremely lucky to have not gotten it considering I was sick twice, or extremely unlucky to still manage getting sick twice with something else entirely. Either way, the odds seem almost astronomical.

...somehow I ended up clicking on the wrong thread to respond in.

I wonder: would reporting your own post and request a mod to change your post "location" to the one you want work? I assume so, since I've seen a couple posts being merged with existing threads with a text beloe that says something along the lines of "this poster made a thread about a subject that already have an existing thread so their post has been redirected here as a regular post instead".

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

On 1/12/2021 at 5:23 PM, Johnny Forelli said:

Yeah, thanks for making fun of me and posting memes in my recent thread.

 

I posted a thread discussing attractive NPCs in GTA games and a moderator/admin laughed at me and posted a meme then locked the thread and I also noticed negative reactions to my thread too!

 

I don't get why you all made fun of me since there was a similar thread made a few years back before the user deleted their account and none of you judged them.

 

And to that mod/admin who mocked me by saying posting the "*CONCERNED*" meme, I don't have crushes on fictional characters, it's not like I said I was in love with NPCs.

 

I can't believe the GTA community has become so toxic!

 

Thanks for making me feel so unwelcome here, I definitely won't be returning to this website again, I'm tired of being mistreated by some of the members and staff on here.

 

This thread wrong Post of the year in the 2021 GTAForum Awards

Edited July 28, 2022 by ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

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On 8/26/2017 at 2:22 AM, Alpha Demigod said:

 

Confession #2:

 

I drive carelessly very often, like speeding and gunning yellow lights a lot. Luckily I've never been in any trouble with the law or other drivers, but I have gotten VERY VERY close to it.

 

I'm talking millimeters away from a gigantic collision.

 

I really need to tone down my inner Vin Diesel.

 

On 8/26/2017 at 2:23 AM, AlienTwo said:

I'd suggest maybe channeling your inner Paul Walker.

no holds barred

[Pete4000uk]

13 hours ago, BigFloppySausageTits said:

Mate suck my wonk thats what the other twat said, i am repeating it for yuh cuz

 

The first thing to make me smile all day!

From the GTA VI topic

[MaccerKuntPaul]

5 hours ago, Pete4000uk said:

 

The first thing to make me smile all day!

From the GTA VI topic

Thank u lolol

[WXSTER]

How can you be this dumb like please dude..

[BS_BlackScout]

 

Sikee's response is just gold.

[Giantsgiants]

Regarding the Cayo Perico nerf. This is gold: 

 

Spoiler

Exactly this. 

The only people defending the nerf are those who already got fat off it and dont think anyone else should be able to as well. 

The people looking down on anyone opposing the nerf are the same TYPE of people that tell others they dont need more garage space. 

Just because *YOU dont play a certain way, doesnt mean something should get changed so that others can no longer play the way they like. Most especially when it doesnt effect *YOUR game at all. 

Just because *YOU are sick of hearing people recommend CPH doesnt mean Rockstar should nerf it.

Just because *YOU dont collect cars, doesnt mean others shouldnt ask for more space 

 

There will always be a method that is the "Go to Method" with everyone saying they are sick of hearing about this method and its the only method people play. 

In the begining it was Rooftop Rumble. For whatever reason people cried about that when it was the only way to make money. So that got nerfed. Then a new method. People cried about that and it got nerfed. Then another and another and another. 

Why are people crying about how other people are playing their game when it doesnt effect them even the slightest? The Oppressor NEEDED the nerf. It effects people very negatively. The only people that would oppose that are griefers or grinders if the nerf effects hurt NPC engagement. 

 

Sure the CPH nerf doesnt seem to be that bad but thats not the point. How someone plays a game that doesnt effect *YOU even one iota is none of your concern. Just because you dont play that way doesnt mean others shouldnt be able to. 

I dont care if a restaurant has 100 things on the menu. If Johnny wants to eat only one thing on that menu so what. For *YOU to tell Johnny to SHUT up and order a salad or a soup or a hamburger is preposterous. The restaurant has an endless supply of realistic steak. So what if Johnny comes in everyday and eats only realistic steak. I like to have realistic steak once a week but if all Johnny wants is realistic steak, I could care less. If Johnny feels disappointed that he cant eat realistic steak as much as he would like even though theres an endless supply of it, Im not going to tell Johnny to "Shut up. Find something else on the menu or go somewhere else". Im going to tell Johnny, "Youre right. I understand your complaint". The people snobbishly telling Johnny to eat something else or go somewhere else already got their fill of realistic steak long ago and dont think Johnny or anyone else deserves to eat as much as theyd like now. 

 

*YOU = anyone defending the nerf and ridiculing anyone opposed to it

 

Edited July 23, 2022 by Giantsgiants