Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[WorldofCog]

One of the funniest (or worst) stories on the forums. Sorry if this has been posted.

 

i didnt say my kid wont let me i said my kid keeps em.and my proof is here.

HOLLYWOOD'S BIG STORY

Chapter 1:Big Day

Hi im Bill Triton or known as Hollywood

im a super spy kid on a mission to destroy the evil ice cream man.

okay im not really a super spy kid but i am trying to destroy the evil ice cream man.

 

What a great story. Edited July 25, 2011 by WorldofCog

[KilnerLUFC]

One of the funniest (or worst) stories on the forums. Sorry if this has been posted.

 

i didnt say my kid wont let me i said my kid keeps em.and my proof is here.

HOLLYWOOD'S BIG STORY

Chapter 1:Big Day

Hi im Bill Triton or known as Hollywood

im a super spy kid on a mission to destroy the evil ice cream man.

okay im not really a super spy kid but i am trying to destroy the evil ice cream man.

 

Guess you had to be there to get it.

[WorldofCog]

One of the funniest (or worst) stories on the forums. Sorry if this has been posted.

 

i didnt say my kid wont let me i said my kid keeps em.and my proof is here.

HOLLYWOOD'S BIG STORY

Chapter 1:Big Day

Hi im Bill Triton or known as Hollywood

im a super spy kid on a mission to destroy the evil ice cream man.

okay im not really a super spy kid but i am trying to destroy the evil ice cream man.

 

Guess you had to be there to get it.

I was around on the forums at that time, but as a guest.

[tuff_luv_capo]

 

I can't figure it out, nothing makes sense ^ STOP MAKING SENSE (Talking Heads)

You.. but he just.. what?

[KilnerLUFC]

One of the funniest (or worst) stories on the forums. Sorry if this has been posted.

 

i didnt say my kid wont let me i said my kid keeps em.and my proof is here.

HOLLYWOOD'S BIG STORY

Chapter 1:Big Day

Hi im Bill Triton or known as Hollywood

im a super spy kid on a mission to destroy the evil ice cream man.

okay im not really a super spy kid but i am trying to destroy the evil ice cream man.

 

Guess you had to be there to get it.

I was around on the forums at that time, but as a guest.

I meant for me. It just doesn't...seem...notable?

[fgcarva1]

This is pretty notable.

 

I was checking the top 10 posters of today, and Slamman has 98... wow. But for some reason it says his total cumulative posts = 1

What's going on there?

maybe cos since 2003 the only posts he made that actually made sense is 1

[*MURDOC*]

Only thing that kid has ever posted that was worth reading.

[fgcarva1]

I completely agree with you. ^^

[WorldofCog]

Isn't that the same kid that posted a picture of him holding a kitchen knife?

[fgcarva1]

Isn't that the same kid that posted a picture of him holding a kitchen knife?

 

i couldn't give a greater f*ck about what you say anymore

 

Yeah, it's him.

[GTA_stu]

Isn't that the same kid that posted a picture of him holding a kitchen knife?

 

i couldn't give a greater f*ck about what you say anymore

 

Yeah, it's him.

Yeh, he's been lying to us all along as well. His name isn't Nathan, it's Russell.

[*MURDOC*]

 

I could tell that im a sexy woman...

 

Context shmontext...

[Moonshield]

 

Isn't that the same kid that posted a picture of him holding a kitchen knife?

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/270279_154678537936652_100001835209371_352292_1321530_n.jpg

i couldn't give a greater f*ck about what you say anymore

 

Yeah, it's him.

Yeh, he's been lying to us all along as well. His name isn't Nathan, it's Russell.

You cheesedicks need to leave the kid alone. This isn't The Pit, this isn't the "funny" picture topic, or any of that sh*t. If you need to bitch about somebody, do it out of here.

[fgcarva1]

I'm leaving the kid alone. I was just answering WorldofCog's question. I don't have a cheesedick.

[Toup]

 

I'm leaving the kid alone. I was just answering WorldofCog's question. I don't have a cheesedick.

This is my quote.

[AoGjr]

 

yea sorry bout that as well  get angry talking bout my past . It was the same im in now only real gang more mafia stuff that got me 5 years that leads to the conversation about me being married before she also was murdered all involved a former mafia that i was associated with also dan i can speak my language for example: por que  sigues juzgarme idiota

 

im quoting this its hilarous the things he says

[WilliDK]

 

Hi

on facebook around 30 mins ago my friend told me he found a video of me on youtube

the link was http:// and some IP

i clicked on the link and it showed my "friends" commenting on it and it said i needed to update my Adobe Flash Player

i clicked update and it looked legit cos it was called "flash.exe" and i didn't press anything it opened by itself

then my Antivirus gave me a virus warning and then i had to shutdown my PC while my anti virus dealt with it

 

im just saying be very careful if any of your friends say "your in this video on chat"

also look how they type

my friend useally starts by saying "Hey wassup" or "Hi Homie wassup?"

but he said "Hi, how are you today?"

i replied "fine you?" he repiled "im fines thank you, would you like to see a funny video?" and then showed me the link

 

BE CAREFUL!!!!

 

And in reply to that

 

 

Now i know you're full of sh*t because you don't have any friends

 

Topic locked... haha

 

 

And also

 

Somewhat related news: Dan Peek, the singer who was part of singing "Horse With No Name" from San Andreas, died today at the age of 60

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries...5/Dan-Peek.html

Right well that's a blatant clue if ever I've seen one.

Anyone got any theories on this?

I think R* iced him and there'll be an announcement later on today.

 

From the Genesis thread. There's so many priceless quotes in there, and even more people going nuts with crazy theories. It's a spam-party!

Edited July 28, 2011 by WilliDK

[The Lolwut Pear]

 

I've never noticed Nicki's Minaj ass, I've searched for pics of her in bikini but I haven't found!

 

._.

[bread]

 

I'm leaving the kid alone. I was just answering WorldofCog's question. I don't have a cheesedick.

This is my quote.

 

[WorldofCog]

These made my day. It's hard not to laugh at any of this kid's posts. And sorry if this is too long.

From the GTA V Wishlist Topic:

 

i wish GTA V was set to year 2100 and with 7 stars wanted level and robots and futuric GTA V

From the "Weird Habits" Topic. Not sure what he meant with the first post:

 

in GTA San Andreas im only CJ sorry

what do ya mean by that

in GTA San Andreas "CJ" means carl johnson

From "stupid cleo 3 crashes my GTA SA":

 

what a worst cleo mod i ever seen come on that cleo acts like a dildo what a........... humor i have been seen about cleo mod but why cleo crashes your GTA SA? but i dont want to be CJ carl johnson i want to be another persion 

did you CLEO mod crashed your GTA SA? mine yes and admins stop sending me warnings im sick of warnings

P.S i hate you cleo you crash my GTA SA

From "how i get back the GTA SA user files?":

 

oops i hit accidentally hit the delete button i want to get rid of cleo 3 mod that crashed my GTA SA but how i will get my GTA SA user files back please help me thanks i am not joking! i want to install the cleo 3 but it cleo 3 f*cked up my GTA SA that cleo 3 mod need to burn in hell and i dont talk about piracy so shut the f*ck up about piracy dont lock it or i will never get help for GTA SA user files

In "What. The. f*ck. Rockstar?", which is in the GTA IV forums. Not sure why he posted on there:

sorry i dont have GTA IV i have only GTA SA

And some topics of pure gold:

where should i download gta iv?

Why GTA IV Is Rated PEGI 18 And M For Mature?

i dont know how to make a poll in this place

i want to download GTA IV (notice that he sounds quite demanding in this topic. For example "i will not accept it, sorry", and "you shall give me a link")

Why GTA SA Is Rated M And 18 And 15

GTA V should be set to year 2100 (Probably the worst idea for GTA V yet.)

i like the GTA london 1969 song theme (That first line does not make any sense. The "heys" in the song "make him stay in the 70s 80s 90s and 00s" and yet he's 13.)

i need a unlock key (Led to a permanent ban from the forums.)

Hard to believe this kid is 13. He acts like a 6-year old, and my 7-year old cousin is more mature than him.

 

EDIT: He made a 3rd account last Saturday, which I never knew of until I looked at the latest banned members. His newest account

Edited August 12, 2011 by WorldofCog

[Shayan Shaffey]

As a response to "A Guide to Presenting Arguments" in the D&D section:

 

A GUIDE TO PRESENTING IDEAS!?!?!?!? What a Great sh*t. I do appreciate that sh*t. That sh*t is sh*t . A great sh*t. sh*t THAT IS sh*t.

FOR more sh*t read this whole sh*t. sh*t Happens But Not Always. DAMN sh*t.

I laugh every time I read it.

[anus]

Play her at her own game. Tell her you've got aids, but it's ok because you'll make it up to her by taking her somewhere exotic in your private jet.

[mrmaciej]

is it ok if add some of these funny quotes to my website? are there any copyrights?

[Potato Boggle]

From the Riddles thread

 

Riddle

 

Well let's start over shall we? I'll start: What has 4 legs and says "Ho-de-do-Ho-de-do"?

 

Guys answer

 

A deformed Swede.

 

 

[*MURDOC*]

is it ok if add some of these funny quotes to my website? are there any copyrights?

My quotes may be used, as long as you credit me.

 

Otherwise, be prepared to hear from my lawyers.

[bread]

 

My quotes may be used, as long as you credit me.

 

Otherwise, be prepared to hear from my lawyers.

[*MURDOC*]

 

There's no one active that's as old as me, other then Cid

She's cool for a person that age, I like her!

 

Somebody's mad that there are people older than him.

 

 

This dude will complain about anything.

[fireguy109]

 

How do i go about being a moderator for the GTA Forums?

You don't go about it, it goes about you.

[blitz]

 

Forum user blitz.'s respect list

 

 

•-ska

•Andrew

•AndyGanteks

•Cheat

•Drift-Kingz

•Edmachine

•Girish

•Gundog

•I Love Anna Kournikova

•Jay

•Master Headhunter

•meta187

•Miromiro

•*MURDOC*

•Narcis_Speed6

•Panz

•Pcguytech-2005

•StoneHead37

•The Guru

•Tommy-Vercetti19

•Tripmills

•Tyla

•Unoriginal44

•UNRATED69

•Waddy

 

_____________________

 

No particular order.

 

I think alphabetical order is just about the most 'particular' order there is

What I meant by that, was that no particular order in the way I respected them. I also was aware of the '*' but decided to ignore it.

[ryuclan]

My quotes may be used, as long as you credit me.

 

Otherwise, be prepared to hear from my lawyers.

The name makes sense now.

 

 

 

Although that was indeed funny it wasn't that funny. A little effort would go a long way.