Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[RedDagger]

I wanted to lock it for double post bumping but I didn't think they'd appreciate the humour ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Quadro]

I wanted to lock it for double post bumping but I didn't think they'd appreciate the humour ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm glad I'm not the only one who spotted it

[FrikkenZz]

1. Brings up necro thread

2. Thread had only 6 posts before hand

3. New member rates his old Permanently Banned Account.

You should add that it is own thread. And that he gave his own boat 10/10. Priceless.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Maybe we should save QN for truly notable quotes and start a 'Notable Necro' thread with that as an example of quality.

 

That particular Member has appeared here enough already IMO....

[Aqua]

I did it purposely.

Edited May 24, 2016 by ~SophisticatedAviator~

[FrikkenZz]

I did it purposely.

If your dream, Sikee, comes true. This fits the thread.

[Nico]

 

(some people praising mods)

You people are insane.

 

Are you fans of Putin by any chance? Because that would explain things...

 

[The Dedito Gae]

Hey guys, this is a funny topic made for GTA gamers, I post my funny fanfictions names Mike Memes, it makes you to laugh your ass off! nothing is supposed to be real, but i made this topic for fun. thanks to Marky and Stoney0503, svanderman, Mr. Fartenhate for helping me to create this topic. these are all about sarcasm and for fun porpuses.

 

here is my first meme, this one is about the GTA youtubers:

LispyJimmy: GTA 6 Trailer! No trailer

MrBossFTW: overreacting disaster, money scrub

Sernando: gay, lisp, fa**ot, uploads misleading videos every day

DomisLive aka DumbassLive: American version of ICrazyTeddy same boring videos, content sucks dick

ICrazyTeddy aka ICrazyfa**ot: English version of Dom, boring videos, content sucks dick, steals thumbnails from the GTA4Mods website, makes GTAV mod videos but he doesn't give the download link nor doesn't give the modder a credit

 

Basically they are all money scrubs, they don't give a sh*t about us. They want fans just for their wallet

 

A great example is MrCockFTW, who playes with crewmates some short gameplay without microphone just to record and use them for the background of his videos, I played with him once, we played sumo. But he played only 2 rounds, then he left. Bitch as scrubs.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/855691-mike-memes-official/

 

Best topic ever.

Edited May 25, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[Member's Only]

This was in a thread about modifications, let that sink in.

 

 

 

"Puddin' is ebil, i know that becuz media told me so!".

Educate yourself before judging.

That is, unless your post was being sarcastic, in that case, i apologize.

Hah, this blockhead thinks that being brainwashed by Kremlin propaganda is "education". ROFL

 

Anyway, the fact that you admire a despotic creep says alot about your mentality and how much you loathe freedom.

 

I hope you put your money where your mouth is and are living in Russia.

I imagine it must be hard for someone like you to live in a Western democracy, where gays have equal rights and the political class doesn't consist of an oligarchy.

 

What a tard.

Edited May 25, 2016 by GradeA-Hole

[SophistiKat]

"Puddin' is ebil, i know that becuz media told me so!".

Educate yourself before judging.

That is, unless your post was being sarcastic, in that case, i apologize.

What a turd.

Putin-freaks are an endless source of humour though...

Edited May 25, 2016 by SophistiKat

[Member's Only]

Can't even quote right lmfao.

Edited May 25, 2016 by GradeA-Hole

[Luna 51]

I think this is worth sharing.

 

So I'm at Mumbai airport right now, why hasn't @Girish showed up yet? He should have picked me up already.

Sorry, busy nailing your mom. Sending your dad to pick you up.

 

[Smith John]

Thread title: 'The criminal and vigilante life and activities ideas thread'

 

 

Flower arranging, cake baking AND decorating (two separate mini games), dog walking, trampolining, making balloon animals, circus skills and a much deeper Yoga system. That's all I want, to feel like a real tough guy when I'm making believe in muh video gamez.

 

[LightningLord]

 

 

 

Stupid ass f*cking dopey ass women drivers. f*cking bitch.

That's p sexist broh

 

what are you some sort of SJW or something

 

Isn't it obvious?

 

Edited May 28, 2016 by LightningLord

[Not A Nice Person]

Ahh f*ck I got an exam that day, R* done this to me last year, I sat there for like 10 minutes and walked out cause I was failing the course anyway and the DLC was obviously more important

Worth posting, unreal.

[Creme_Brulee]

 

Assisted aimers sit down when they pee.

As an assisted aim player, I do enjoy a good sit down pee break after a day of moving about. My job requires a fair amount of site visits.

 

However, upon looking at it from your perspective, I imagine it can be quite uncomfortable sitting down on a toilet when you're like this all the time.

 

 

Ouch.

Source.

[Payne Killer]

I've been having this problem with a staff member called Raavi for the past few weeks. I've made contact over the site and email. He continues to ignore me and hasn't replied back once. He banned me for being a previously banned member, which wasn't true. I've been a member on here for years, why would I do anything wrong? I provided substantial proof to him but he ignored it and banned me again without replying once. (probably because he's scared and can't handle his own problems). I'm getting tired of it as I like using this site and don't believe I should have gotten a permanent ban for nothing at all. So now what I'm going to do is give any staff member 48 hours to reply or I'm dropping info all on the OurMine twitter about every staff member + regular user, passwords, bank account information, and of course anything else personal. I didn't want it to come this far, and it would have never came this far if we could have resolved this without you ignoring me, but you dragged it here. #48hourclock. Your choice

[Ai®a©ob®a]

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Sorry if this has been asked before but does the staff ever do meetups in person with the common rabble here? I mean, I know this is a large forum and all so it won't surprise me if y'all don't. I just got to thinking about this other and way smaller forum that I was active on and they would do meetups every now and then. Although being as it was a much smaller forum, we all got a long and were basically friends so it wasn't as weird to do that kind of thing.

 

 

The last one I can think of was the Summer Jorts Festival.

 

 

Ah okay and I never heard of that festival. What is it about?

 

 

 

The last one I can think of was the Summer Jorts Festival.

This year it was in Philly.

 

 

 

@ Alien, do you go around taking pics of men in jorts?

 

 

 

@ Alien, do you go around taking pics of men in jorts?

Well, somebody has to.

 

 

 

 

@ Alien, do you go around taking pics of men in jorts?

Jorts, yes he does it all the time

Obviously there is nothing wrong with that

He does it every single day

Not that he asks permission to do so

 

Casual jorts are the usual choice

Even posh ones don't go amiss

Nothing stops the man from wearing them no matter his age, and even if you can't see him

And if you don't know what I mean then read read the first letter of each sentence and reveal the spoiler.

 

 

 

 

Edited May 29, 2016 by AiraCobra

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

I still don't see it.

That's because his time is now.

 

 

 

 

I still don't see it.

Alright:

Carefully

Reread

One's

Sentances

Til

It

Clicks.

 

 

 

 

Let's take this to the chat topic.

[The Dedito Gae]

Couldn't you pick one quote man?

That's too much.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Couldn't you pick one quote man?

That's too much.

Naaaaaah

[MCMXCII]

It is an honor to be quoted here.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

It is an honor to be quoted here.

You were the straight man to the comedic double act....

[MCMXCII]

 

It is an honor to be quoted here.

You were the straight man to the comedic double act....You're god damn right!

[Eram]

How Wanderful:

 

I'm quite annoyed/happy. My mum went out on a "girl's night out" and look who she met! I'm really jealous
http://i.imgur.com/gCiFKF7.png
Rupert Grint, he was trying to lay low with the hat and stuff but they got pictures and he wrote me an autograph, he asked them not to tell anyone else lol.

I hope she asked to see his wand.

 

Spot on, I'd say:

 

 

 

Whoever gets to page 30 first, gets a free name change.

So you gonna hook me up bro?

What the name you want changed to?

/////508

[Flachbau]

 

I am a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks.

Say it 'ain't so...

 

And another one bites the cock.

[Eram]

@Alch - Imho, you should have quoted this quote that quoted it just a few mins before your last quoting:

 

 

 

I am a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks.

Say it 'ain't so...

And another one bites the cock.

Biting is hot...

OT: I wish my brother and his ladyfriend would stop having sex when I'm in the next room, I don't wanna hear that sh*t... Edited May 30, 2016 by Eram

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Not sure what to make of this Recruitment Post....

 

Minotaur Corporated

 

Are you an unhinged ex-soldier or a power-crazed police officer? Or maybe an existing soldier who wants to quadruple his salary? Or just a gun nut who's always dreamed of being able to mow down strangers with impunity?

In preparation of the upcoming "Finance and Felony" update, I'm putting together a crew of people fitting the qualities above. We do VIP work, contact missions, freemode events etc... You will obey my command and protect me at all cost. No bullsh*t around here, I pay good. Remember, no task is too small or too against the law.

Contact me here or on SocialClub if you think you got what it takes.

 

You 'will' protect me? I'd be kneecapping him....

[MCMXCII]

You will protect him right?

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

this whole thread...wow

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/855950-list-of-issuesbugsglitches-that-i-hope-will-be-fixed-in-the-next-upd/page-5

 

the discusion that ended up coming from that....the remarks....thats the online section at its finest...so ridiculous and chaotic and silly it just becomes funny

 

also, i honestly think half of the discusion ended up being such a big deal because of "hormones".

Edited May 31, 2016 by goldadderXD