Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[EmPty CaSInGz]

Doesn't that mean "bullies get what's coming to them" in layman's terms? Or rulers or something?

 

BTW I know no Latin. But I know Booth said that when he shot Lincoln.

Thus always to tyrants. Apparently.

[Moonshield]

Yeah, basically. "Thus always to tyrants" was also believed to have been shouted by Brutus during the assassination of Julius Caesar.

[fgcarva1]

I don't have the quote since the topic was binned, but it was one of the accounts Sam created after he got banned called Abraham Lincoln. Anyways, Moonshield came in to lock the topic and wrote, "I'm John Wilkes Booth." I thought that was hilarious.

Oh, you mean:

 

 

Hi, I'm John Wilkes Booth.

 

BANG.

 

I considered posting "Sic Semper Tyrannis" but I think only a handful of people would have gotten it.

Or when Sam998 made an account called "Texty" and pretended to be a Nicaraguan kid who was asking everyone where he could buy GTA V... in the V section. Then he PMed me asking if he could use my personalized sig. He spelled everything wrong such as calling it a "signashure" and had extremely wrong grammar. Too bad mods deleted the topic, otherwise I would post a link.

[Xboxless]

 

Yeah, basically. "Thus always to tyrants" was also believed to have been shouted by Brutus during the assassination of Julius Caesar.

Deja vu?

 

 

I'm a little disappointed, I was hoping Sam would take the time to grow up, but now he is just trolling. Makes me sad.

 

Damn I'm much to nice of a guy.

Edited July 16, 2011 by Xboxless

[Aussiebushmatt]

I don't know why but I cracked up after reading this small exchange between MM and Nathan in the 'Things that shocked the forum' topic:

 

 

One day the forums crashed and, while the admins were hard at work trying to get it up and running, I bumped the ol' hamster wheel on the way to the fridge to get a beer and, just like that, things were going better and faster than ever before. No more "502 Bad Gateway" bullsh*t. HERO!

 

Have to say, I get a lot of satisfaction out of hitting things to make them work.

 

 

Makes me feel like the Fonz.

 

Eyyyyyyyy

 

 

im shocked to see a mod's signiture disabled!

Yeah, I can't seem to get it working. Maybe I should try hitting it.

 

 

 

 

[fireguy109]

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1060600576

 

 

Well first of all, please refrain from triple-posting in this forum and bumping your topic excessively. Odds are that if nobody's responding then nobody knows the mod that you're asking for.

 

Second, mod requests belong in the Pinned Request Topics at the top of every subforum of the III Modding section. Here is a link to direct your request.

 

Third, you don't NEED this mod since the majority of those who've played the game have done without it and of course it has no place in Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs:

 

 

Why don't you take the advice of Mr. Maslow and try some Self-actualization with problem solving. You'll feel that you'll be much more accomplished when you do so.

 

Locked.

 

I don't know why, but this made me laugh my ass off. Bravo, Mr. Adler!

[KilnerLUFC]

Or when Sam998 made an account called "Texty"

Do you mean Lexty, by any chance? Genuine question, and if so, now I understand the banning.

[Peter Brezovan]

Another topic of pure gold

 

I love how they got 60+ members in 2 hours.

 

 

Our Pizza Allah position is still open. I'm sure he'd be a perfect fit.

 

Though, we can't risk any fatwas being declared on our customers. I don't think the Buttzville Chamber of Commerce would tolerate another jihad.

Will you mind if I ask how?

[Banks.]

Or when Sam998 made an account called "Texty"

Do you mean Lexty, by any chance? Genuine question, and if so, now I understand the banning.

No Lexty is LOGGYTHEMAN who has been banned loads of times and Sam was just taking the piss really.

[fgcarva1]

Or when Sam998 made an account called "Texty"

Do you mean Lexty, by any chance? Genuine question, and if so, now I understand the banning.

No Lexty is LOGGYTHEMAN who has been banned loads of times and Sam was just taking the piss really.

Sam made an account called "Texty", I Sam made was "Texty". I know who "Lexty" was, but the account that Sam made was "Texty". I know because he PMed me askinf if he could use my sig haha... then he made the V topic... then he PMed saying he was Sam, so I was gonna report him, but he was already banned.

[KilnerLUFC]

 

Where do you have to go to take a legitimate IQ test? I've always wanted to find out my genuine IQ but would i have to pay money or something?.

 

Do any of you guys know your genuine IQ?

I've taken one in person many years ago - It was part of my visual perception therapy, so I don't think anyone can just walk in and take one. It wasn't much different than the ones available on the internet. I'm thinking any learning or tutoring center probably administers the paper versions of the IQ test.

 

My IQ on both the old fashioned paper one and the internet ones is roughly the same.

Its been 3 years since I had my last IQ test. I passed with flying colors.

you "passed" an IQ test? this is funny on so many levels . anyone stupid enough to bluff "passing" an IQ test would definitely score a low mark, absolute genius that

 

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?act=ST&...st&p=1060602693

[Finn 7 five 11]

This entire topic is genius.

 

A guy trolling, another not knowing he's getting trolled. Haha.

THis one made me laugh quite a bit it reminded me of the first hangover movie

"you're literally too stupid to insult"

"Thank you"

 

Shofams - "We're number #1"

Mr White0161 - "Are you now? Good for you, How can you say that with a straight face?"

Shofams - "Thank You."

[Slamman]

I don't have the quote since the topic was binned, but it was one of the accounts Sam created after he got banned called Abraham Lincoln. Anyways, Moonshield came in to lock the topic and wrote, "I'm John Wilkes Booth." I thought that was hilarious.

Is the Sam you're talking about Sam998?

funny quote btw

Sam's at our forum for GTA fans now, I believe he's the same SAM, but then we both have generic names, I suppose

 

I'm afraid someone quoted me and I'm blissfully unaware, however, I take the most amusement from ones used as Signatures because they're like ONLINE bumper stickers! hahaha

[KilnerLUFC]

I don't have the quote since the topic was binned, but it was one of the accounts Sam created after he got banned called Abraham Lincoln. Anyways, Moonshield came in to lock the topic and wrote, "I'm John Wilkes Booth." I thought that was hilarious.

Is the Sam you're talking about Sam998?

funny quote btw

Sam's at our forum for GTA fans now, I believe he's the same SAM, but then we both have generic names, I suppose

Yeah, you must be right, there's only one person who plays GTA called Sam.

[Slamman]

Well, consider he was "let go" and was trying to be a member here as well, I put 2 and 2 together. I'll remain vague because we can't promote other sites, but there are only a few DOZEN or so GTA based websites, and I like to think we're the most recent (GTAC)

[WorldofCog]

 

hey guys dont mess with a raging niko bellic or he will shoot you

This is actually a signature, but I laughed. This signature belongs to RagingNikoBellic, which is also the Romanian kid's 2nd account after being banned. It got banned too shortly after joining.

[SmC12]

To me San Andreas personified everything that's wrong with GTA.. it's like Sam spunked in Dan's mouth and he spat out San Andreas.

[Prometheus]

Another long funny quote:

 

 

hi my revolutionary idea is to put tunnels in to the next gta game by useing tunnels rockstar can add more cotent in the limited modern consoles by useing tunnels smartly rockstar can have 3 gta iv citys in one game similarly put tunnels linking all the citys and a disk change for non hardive xbox 360s but if you can install 2 of the three disk to your hardive you just get a small loode say 40 seconds and same if your in a plane a 40 second loode then you get warped to the next city disk change if you haven't got a hardive the ps3 game is on one disk but with the 40 seconds looding is revolutionary .

Call Rockstar immediately and inform them of this revolutionary new technology. Go! We don't have much time!

yes is of greatest inport

[*MURDOC*]

 

Guys, I don't mean to be a dick, but this is the "Forum Stunners" thread, not the "Ghetto Region" topic.

 

?

 

No, not really.

[fgcarva1]

Guys, I don't mean to be a dick, but this is the "Forum Stunners" thread, not the "Ghetto Region" topic.

 

?

 

No, not really.

Sorry lads, I had both tabs opened... f*ck. I had like 5 GTAF tabs opened in total, got confused.

[*MURDOC*]

 

Sorry lads, I had both tabs opened... f*ck. I had like 5 GTAF tabs opened in total, got confused.

Ahhh, don't worry about it.

 

Was actually kind of funny, sorry for being so uptight.

 

 

 

Joke? I don't laugh at such things,

 

 

Edited July 17, 2011 by *MURDOC*

[WorldofCog]

Sorry if this has been posted already, but I couldn't stop laughing.

 

i couldn't give a greater f*ck about what you say anymore

 

And some Latin:

 

Nolite mentiri te fecit amicos. My litterae proicitur, sed invenit quod omnes verum esse quod dixi insert feces in se vestimenta sua.

TRANSLATION: Do not lie to the friends he made. My thrown away the letter, but found to be true that I have said that all the scum in itself insert his garments.

 

Id tibi nunc, postea tamen te rogo ut me ad novum do vobis admonitus, iustus exspecto quod animadverto.

TRANSLATION: It to you now, but later on I ask of thee I give unto you admonished me to a new, just wait and see.

Edited July 17, 2011 by WorldofCog

[SmC12]

I wonder if he likes his victims rare or well done...

[fgcarva1]

HAHA I get the reference to the "Have a question" section....

[Slamman]

 

....

 

Id tibi nunc, postea tamen te rogo ut me ad novum do vobis admonitus, iustus exspecto quod animadverto.

TRANSLATION: It to you now, but later on I ask of thee I give unto you admonished me to a new, just wait and see.

About the Funniest thing I ever read, I laughed so hard I chocked (on soda)

 

This is pretty good, but alarming as well..

 

 

QUOTE (ulster says no @ Sunday, Jul 17 2011, 03:10)

QUOTE (Ryan2501 @ Sunday, Jul 17 2011, 03:09)

QUOTE (ulster says no @ Sunday, Jul 17 2011, 02:47)

hi my revolutionary idea is to put tunnels in to the next gta game by useing tunnels rockstar can add more cotent in the limited modern consoles by useing tunnels smartly rockstar can have 3 gta iv citys in one game similarly put tunnels linking all the citys and a disk change for non hardive xbox 360s but if you can install 2 of the three disk to your hardive you just get a small loode say 40 seconds and same if your in a plane a 40 second loode then you get warped to the next city disk change if you haven't got a hardive the ps3 game is on one disk but with the 40 seconds looding is revolutionary .

 

Call Rockstar immediately and inform them of this revolutionary new technology. Go! We don't have much time!

 

yes is of greatest inport

 

Surprised that kid can even type, much less play an adult game ^

Edited July 18, 2011 by Slamman

[WorldofCog]

 

....

 

Id tibi nunc, postea tamen te rogo ut me ad novum do vobis admonitus, iustus exspecto quod animadverto.

TRANSLATION: It to you now, but later on I ask of thee I give unto you admonished me to a new, just wait and see.

About the Funniest thing I ever read, I laughed so hard I chocked (on soda)

 

This is pretty good, but alarming as well..

 

 

QUOTE (ulster says no @ Sunday, Jul 17 2011, 03:10)

QUOTE (Ryan2501 @ Sunday, Jul 17 2011, 03:09)

QUOTE (ulster says no @ Sunday, Jul 17 2011, 02:47)

hi my revolutionary idea is to put tunnels in to the next gta game by useing tunnels rockstar can add more cotent in the limited modern consoles by useing tunnels smartly rockstar can have 3 gta iv citys in one game similarly put tunnels linking all the citys and a disk change for non hardive xbox 360s but if you can install 2 of the three disk to your hardive you just get a small loode say 40 seconds and same if your in a plane a 40 second loode then you get warped to the next city disk change if you haven't got a hardive the ps3 game is on one disk but with the 40 seconds looding is revolutionary .

 

Call Rockstar immediately and inform them of this revolutionary new technology. Go! We don't have much time!

 

yes is of greatest inport

 

Surprised that kid can even type, much less play an adult game ^

What is a "hardive"? And how can we go between "citys"? And by "useing" tunnels they can add more "cotent"?

[Slamman]

There are tunnels, they just don't go anywhere interesting, and there's something about goofy made up translations that never goes out of style. Kudos on one well done

[_Rob_]

Love it

 

 

Friends I'm shocked!! Nerner posted goats here?? He seemed to be so polited!!

[The Notorious MOB]

Forum user blitz.'s respect list

 

 

•-ska

•Andrew

•AndyGanteks

•Cheat

•Drift-Kingz

•Edmachine

•Girish

•Gundog

•I Love Anna Kournikova

•Jay

•Master Headhunter

•meta187

•Miromiro

•*MURDOC*

•Narcis_Speed6

•Panz

•Pcguytech-2005

•StoneHead37

•The Guru

•Tommy-Vercetti19

•Tripmills

•Tyla

•Unoriginal44

•UNRATED69

•Waddy

 

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No particular order.

 

I think alphabetical order is just about the most 'particular' order there is

 

 

[fgcarva1]

 

eckskuse me but i lik u signatshure cn i yoose it?

 

I got this in a PM, it was priceless especially since he asked for a personalized sig with my username on it.

He was also the one that created the topic "Where can I buy GTA V" except he did it with poor grammar and it got deleted from the V section.

 

I was disappointed when he PMed me again saying he was Sam998... so I reported him. I was hoping that this would be legit.