Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[PhillBellic]

Some PBM by the Name of Edward Kenway sent me this PM;

 

 

Let me ask you a question, if a GTA Forum user gets banned and creates another account, would they ban that account too or does the person have to screw up under both accounts?

Pro Tip: Don't go around telling people that you're a PBM.

 

[dudclub55]

Wooooow.

Snitches get stitches.

[Sombra]

i thought the multiple police department references all over his profile wouldve been a dead giveaway

[PhillBellic]

i thought the multiple police department references all over his profile wouldve been a dead giveaway

The thing is that I Posted that shortly after I returned from Work, and the PBM was banned several Hours beforehand.

[Sombra]

quiet snitch we gotta get u into witness protection

[The Dedito Gae]

 

 

tfw stapler

Voodoo this thread is for sharing your feelings. This is your final warning. If you don't comply I will sh*t in your mailbox.

[Fallcreek]

You know I just really want to f*ck Mona from Max Payne...

haha... wtf man.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

 

You know I just really want to f*ck Mona from Max Payne...

 

haha... wtf man.

He wants to find out if Mona is a moaner....

[slimeball supreme]

Claude is the best, if he wasn't there, in GTA III, GTA Series wouldn't be famous and successful. He was badass, why you judge him? just because he doesn't talk? He is my nigga!

[Creme_Brulee]

From Member Photos v2.0.

 

Does your wife know what you do in your spare time, trip?

 

She took the pic.

[Curtis]

so i was at the doctors getting my anal hole checked out as i'd been having pains there. it took a lot of strength and courage for me to even go as i felt so awkward about it, thinking he'd judge me and chit. i walk into the room, nervous, knees weak arms were heavy, sit down uncomofortably and he starts asking me questions. i begin to get a bit more comfortable knowing he really is just a doctor and it's his job to do things like this.

 

he tells me he is going to need to inspect my arse, so he plants his finger inside my tight af hole, starts feeling around to make sure everything's ok. im all good at this point, just trying to not make eye contact. but then he sticks it in a bit further, and fukk brahs chit went bad from here. i instantly, involuntarily got a ferocious boner.. he made a remark like 'oh hello there haha, don't worry it's normal' 'NORMAL' i was thinking watdafuk cuz, he seemed to be enjoying it i could tell by the little smile on his face, i was just thinking brah is this the reason you became a doc so you could stick your junk inside ppls arses. anyway, the worst part is yet to come... after about 10 seconds the feeling was so fukking pleasurable and i was like squirming and grasping his hand, i involuntarily said 'so good, so good' i mustered a look at him to see if he was still smiling, he wasnt but we made extremely unpleasant eye contact.. then all of a sudden out of nowhere, i busted a hyooge nut.. most of which went over this phaggot! i simply can't describe the feels i felt.. sorry i just had to get this out to someone i can't tell anyone irl obviously.. i think it's safe to say i won't be going to him again.. or maybe i will, srs

 

srs

 

cliffs:

 

doctor checked inside my anal hole as i had been having pains

felt uncomfortable as fukk

he put his finger inside to check

i got an instant bonrar

cummed like never before after about 15 seconds

so awkward cuz

old gold

topic

Edited May 3, 2016 by Bender

[sreyazsec]

 

knees weak arms were heavy

old gold

topic

 

Vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti.

[The Dedito Gae]

The f*ck Bender, i shared that topic on the last page, you serious?

Edited May 3, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[AlienTwo]

The f*ck Bender, i shared that topic on the last page, you serious?

I knew it looked familiar.

[Curtis]

The f*ck Bender, i shared that topic on the last page, you serious?

Oh, really? goddamn it.

[PhillBellic]

From the Man himself;

Sometimes I feel like arguing on an internet forum is like jerking off with no money shot.

[Femme Fatale]

 

 

so i was at the doctors getting my anal hole checked out as i'd been having pains there. it took a lot of strength and courage for me to even go as i felt so awkward about it, thinking he'd judge me and chit. i walk into the room, nervous, knees weak arms were heavy, sit down uncomofortably and he starts asking me questions. i begin to get a bit more comfortable knowing he really is just a doctor and it's his job to do things like this.

 

he tells me he is going to need to inspect my arse, so he plants his finger inside my tight af hole, starts feeling around to make sure everything's ok. im all good at this point, just trying to not make eye contact. but then he sticks it in a bit further, and fukk brahs chit went bad from here. i instantly, involuntarily got a ferocious boner.. he made a remark like 'oh hello there haha, don't worry it's normal' 'NORMAL' i was thinking watdafuk cuz, he seemed to be enjoying it i could tell by the little smile on his face, i was just thinking brah is this the reason you became a doc so you could stick your junk inside ppls arses. anyway, the worst part is yet to come... after about 10 seconds the feeling was so fukking pleasurable and i was like squirming and grasping his hand, i involuntarily said 'so good, so good' i mustered a look at him to see if he was still smiling, he wasnt but we made extremely unpleasant eye contact.. then all of a sudden out of nowhere, i busted a hyooge nut.. most of which went over this phaggot! i simply can't describe the feels i felt.. sorry i just had to get this out to someone i can't tell anyone irl obviously.. i think it's safe to say i won't be going to him again.. or maybe i will, srs

 

srs

 

cliffs:

 

doctor checked inside my anal hole as i had been having pains

felt uncomfortable as fukk

he put his finger inside to check

i got an instant bonrar

cummed like never before after about 15 seconds

so awkward cuz

old gold

topic

 

I remember my first anal orgasm, 8 inches, damn...

[sreyazsec]

 

The f*ck Bender, i shared that topic on the last page, you serious?

I knew it looked familiar.

 

After seeing this, I'm assuming the spaghetti line was already brought up too?

 

Ah, that a was proud moment for me aswell, shame.

[No Use For A Name]

 

From Member Photos v2.0.

 

Does your wife know what you do in your spare time, trip?

She took the pic.

Not sure whether to be more terrified of him licking the nipples or the dog licking the other part

[Eram]

Trip rules!!!

 

Quote wtf you want or gtfo!

 

@V - Sorry for off topic, I'll try to do better next time.

[PhillBellic]

This;

 

 

I bet ya most of u nobheads will be beating your lil bananas off right now? And more likely still virgins and still in school? Or maybe still breast feeding off ya mums titties lol get a life dutchebags stop drooling over these poor porn star pics

 

[Tacymist]

[SWEETSAPRIK]

What the sh*t was that guy on?

 

Or, you know, what antipsychotics had he/she forgotten to take?

[Creme_Brulee]

Well, at least he didn't have to make a thread here about it, start being a dick, get banned and return a couple months later.

[Retired Mafia]

Well that surely was an interesting read

[LiniArc]

I don't know why but after reading this I feel quite sad. Hope he returns someday. Brother, I know you are reading this right now. I would like to say "Do Good in your life". Sometimes things happen for your betterment.

[FrikkenZz]

 

-2 because of whatever this is

 

 

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[Pavle]

I don't know why but after reading this I feel quite sad. Hope he returns someday.

I honestly hope he doesn't. But w/e he'll be back tomorrow, making posts about redemption or how gtaf's moderation is a flawed system.

[LiniArc]

I honestly hope he doesn't. But w/e he'll be back tomorrow, making posts about redemption or how gtaf's moderation is a flawed system.

 

I made the previous post assuming him to be a amongst better members. But, you might just be knowing better then me.

Edited May 8, 2016 by Black Metal

[xxviolentbenxx]

I give him a week before he comes back like many others who said they're leaving and not returning.

They usually return to look at posts but not post with their account so they break their promise anyways.

Edited May 8, 2016 by xxviolentbenxx